Goodbye *Merlin*

Hey *Merlin*,

I understand today is your last full time day of duty there at thedirty.com. Just wanted to wish you luck in medical school, and I wanted to thank you for being a good sport about me bashing you. Whatever it’s worth Merlin, I think you are straight. I didn’t really mean all that stuff about you looking like a Pixie Queef. Sorry for also saying that you weren't really interested in Nickel and that whole deal was a way to throw all of us off the truth. I am well aware that you really weren’t born a woman and just chopped off your tits. I also know that you really don’t turn tricks on the Scottsdale streets for dirty old queens. Whatever it’s worth dude, I think you are straight. I am quite sure that you have had plenty of girlfriends. Though I know you'll still be around thedirty occasionally, the fact you won't be there full time means I will no longer bash you. It just wouldn't feel right.

Best of Luck To You Friend,




SPURS FAN








P.S. Give me a break. I had my fingers crossed the whole time I was typing that load of crap above. It took awhile, needless to say. You are a fruity little (|)Pixie(|), and you don’t fool me at all. Your decision to become a full-time prostitute is a good one. So there you go.