Dear SPURS FAN:
We would like to take the time to apologize on behalf of our son (I knew it!).We don’t know what has gotten into his sick head (other than hate and ripping on girls that he won’t ever be as good looking as). We believe it all went wrong for him when he decided to get his implants. We told him he won’t ever be able to hide his Adams apple and his rod, but as you can see, he just ignored us. He lives up in Seattle now, but we told him that he should have moved to San Francisco so he could fit in with all the other freaks. Once again, he ignored us. We hope he can find someone to love him (yeah, someone who loves chicks with dicks), that way he is not so mad at the world. Also, he needs to know even though he has read and wasted a bunch of money on psychology books, that doesn't mean he's a psychiatrist.
Sincerely,
Rocket Man’s family
Well, that's not the right attitude for this post. Taking the high road is not cool.
ReplyDeleteSo we are now even for you mentioning my mom. The next time your family sends me an e-mail, I will not even open it.
ok, sorry. I forgot you like to orchestrate and direct responses.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were so sensitive about your mom's bra.
As an aside, I wish I had a family that cared enough to write such a lovely letter.
"As an aside, I wish I had a family that cared enough to write such a lovely letter."
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't cool to read. That makes me feel bad for you.
god Spurs may I suggest you take some kind of mood stabilizer? despite what Drew posted, I am not an MD and cannot prescribe meds. I would recommend abilify, or lithium, though.
ReplyDeleteplease make up your mind if we are at war or at fucking peace because this is starting to sound as boring long and arduous as the book "war and peace" itself.
which is it now?
war? or peace?
That book was long, you are right.
ReplyDeletePeace, to answer your question.
Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteBORING!!! I really think yall should just meet up already. This website works like Match.com for you 2. Remember, opposites attract.
ReplyDeleteCalm down *Miss Texas*, I'm sure RQ will continue to rip me up.
ReplyDeletelink to Drew and Rq movie
ReplyDeletehttp://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090716165743814
Whatever, if a greg falls out after a few cocktails, just go for it Spurs. Time to clear the cobwebs out of your junk anyway
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