What's going on bud? After reading so many of your comments about how much puss you pull, I started to think, "Is this guy serious?"
But MP, I apologize. I see you've come a long way since the flies (rhymed).
Look dude, don't let anyone ever tell you wearing a diaper and having men put money in it is demeaning. I mean, how else are you supposed to pay for hookers?
Some free advice here MP: The next time you have a "party", tell the men you deserve better than Natural Light. Also, I'm sure at this stage of the game the men know where your g-spot is. No need to keep pointing it out.
Right On , Spurs. Medium's lips needed deflating and so did his ego.
ReplyDeleteHe's a f*cking poser.
Thanks. There's so many ways I could have written this. I think I could have made it funnier.
ReplyDeleteSpurs I think you did swell.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't even ask me how my hair came out. I was there four hours.
I must sleep now.
Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was rude of me. I was thinking about that (and the leaves you went out to eat) but never got around to asking. Also, there's no need to censor yourself.
Sweet dreams.
As far as Drew? I think he was whacking it to Street Fighter. Ha. I saw that post. Gross, but classic.
Make it rain MP!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was very funny Spurs. I didn't know you still had it in you. Welcome back.
Thanks Lion.
ReplyDeletehahaha,
ReplyDeleteI sure as hell wouldn't wanna change that diaper.
**Some free advice here MP: The next time you have a "party", tell the men you deserve better than Natural Light. Also, I'm sure at this stage of the game the men know where your g-spot is. No need to keep pointing it out***
-That was really funny.
dirtynasty says spurs you need to recruit get-fag to your site and have him tell you some bitch-richie stories that should not be told. also, put up a pic of wetanus so everyone shuts up about him being me.
ReplyDeleteThanks, *Miss Texas*
ReplyDeleteanonymous: (don't know if it's really dirtynasty)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Wet Anus looks like. I don't even know who he is. People think I do, but I don't.
Also, your idea regarding the Goblin is a good one.
HEY GETRAD IS MINE...HE WORKS FOR THE PSEUDO ARMY. HE IS MY SOLDIER TO MOLD AS I SEE FIT.
ReplyDeleteWTF, YOU STEALING FROM ME, SPURS?
Dirty Nasty, thank you for tapping my genius ideas. Why don't you go and write a song and be gone with your lame self already.
Bitch Nasty I just wrote this for you:
ReplyDeleteYour songs suck they're not
dope,dope,dope
Your life is over no
hope, hope, hope
It's time for you to buy some
rope, rope, rope
Once you're dead I'm gonna
mope, mope mope
Oooooooooooooo wait here is an alternate ending:
ReplyDeleteYour life is over no hope hope hope
Why don't you just buy more coke coke coke
On Wet Anus' d*ck you can choke choke choke
RQ:
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm not stealing from you RQ. I know you have dibs on the Goblin.
RQ:
ReplyDeleteNice rhymes.
Love Spurs. Hate Dirty Nasty!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna send you a private pic of my hair later, Spurs...oh, and also a picture of the leaves I had for dinner.
For now I must go.
Is he male go-go dancing at a private party?
ReplyDeleteI'm quite sure it's a private party.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies MP.......apparently you are higher up on the pyramid scam than I previously thought. And come on MP, a guy like you should be treating yourself to some Keystone Light by now.....
ReplyDeleteKeystone Light?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Thats kid is way thicker than Mp - no homo
ReplyDeletelm fao
ReplyDeleteThat's good you found the joke in it. I actually felt bad about taking a shot at you, being you've never done anything to me, so it's good you got a laugh.
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