Thought you'd get a kick out of this one. There is a site at http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/ that will analyze your "tweets" (posts) on Twitter.com and determine how gay or hetero you are. I ran mine and it came out 77% (d'oh), but even better I ran username `nikrichie' through it and got 56%! Go grab a screen shot for the blog, would make a good post I think. :)
www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/
T.J. (withhold email address please!)
SPURS FAN says: Awesome. I can't tell you how funny I found this all. Thank you so much for sending this my way. It doesn't make a "good post", it makes a great one buddy.
Well, I went ahead and ran a few other names as well, as you will see below, which further proves the story I've been painting (masterpiece) about these queens. This will provide a lot of people with so much entertainment. T.J., you have a friend in me now. You might be thinking, "Well, that's great. Who's SPURS FAN really?" Well, I'll tell you. In simple terms?
A BADASS.
Oh yeah, feel free to run mine T.J. It's xSPURSFANx. Yep, smooth.
So first we'll start with Nik. (click on the pics, and look at "found words")

Next we have Pixie the Prostitute. Yep, just further proof.

Finally, we have SORRY Ari. Who would have guessed? ALF the Pimp is the gayest of all.
(nice found words ALF)

Hope you guys at thedirty.com enjoyed this one. Oh yeah, Drew. I ran yours, but I thought you'd like to look for yourself. I know you would have posted mine if it came out like yours did, but once again, I'll take the high road.
Classic.
ReplyDeleteThis good stuff.. They should be flying a rainbow flag over the Dirty Offices in Scottsdale I think :)
ReplyDeleteA badass?
ReplyDeleteI was just playing around RQ.
ReplyDeleteso was I. Perhaps you are feeling a might testy this morning?
ReplyDeleteand stop trying to steal dirty girl from me. She is MY e-friend. I saw you two over here calling each other animal names.
ReplyDelete"Perhaps you are feeling a might testy this morning?"
ReplyDeletePretty good RQ. As a matter of fact, I am a little cranky. I didn't get enough sleep. I hope someone comes and puts me in my crib at some point today.
"and stop trying to steal dirty girl from me. She is MY e-friend. I saw you two over here calling each other animal names."
ReplyDeleteSure, I called her Lion, and then she calls me a gremlin. But not before she referred to me as an "albino gremlin."
So yeah, we are the best of friends.
Also, tell her not to wear that white bathing suit again. She never responded to my taking the time to give her fashion advice.
Also, like the name you came up for me.
ReplyDeleteI think your diaper service can probably facilitate that wish for an additional fee. Don't they come by on Wednesdays to pick up your poopies?
ReplyDeleteNo, Thursdays.
ReplyDeleteI'm thrilled you like the name. The Pseudo Army is sure you also like the new mascot, even though you are not "chiming in" and saying so.
ReplyDeleteWHITE BATHING SUIT??
You should come up with a name for your followers. You like the Spursonians? Kinda like the Smithsonian - but an archive of old jokes.
wanna come to seattle spurs? I'll buy you a white coffee americano with white chocolate and a splash of cream.
ReplyDeleteI have to go now. I know you're dying to know where I am going, so I will not be deliberately mysterious and tell you that I am going to get my hair done.
ReplyDeleteMaynard:
ReplyDeleteThanks.
You are right. They should fly a rainbow flag over their office. But they are all still in the closet, so it might take them some time before they are comfortable doing that.
RQ:
ReplyDeleteWell, I am glad you are thrilled. I chimed in. I did like the name. That was a good one RQ.
"WHITE BATHING SUIT??"
Yes, in the John Mayer photo. Check it out.
more appalling that the suit is that she chooses to hang out with John Mayer.
ReplyDelete"You should come up with a name for your followers. You like the Spursonians? Kinda like the Smithsonian - but an archive of old jokes."
ReplyDeleteThat was good, I liked your line of thinking. But I don't think I have any "followers" buddy. I'm not that full of myself.
"wanna come to seattle spurs? I'll buy you a white coffee americano with white chocolate and a splash of cream."
That actually sounds really good. I'm not really a coffee guy either.
"tell you that I am going to get my hair done."
A hair appointment at 9:00 in the morning? Pretty early.
RQ:
ReplyDeleteTrue. He's a joke, isn't he?
I always knew he was gay.
ReplyDeleteRQ gets her hair done ? in all her pix she doesnt even look like she brushes it
ReplyDeletenik richie sucks:
ReplyDeleteI like that name. He does suck.
DICK.
it's a lie:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny.
RQ, I know you probably had a laugh at that one.
Drew is more gay than Merl the Girl
ReplyDelete