E-mail: Well spurs fan, I guess you were right. Merlin is gay.
Well J.B., I feel like Columbus. But instead of stumbling upon land, I found proof of gayness. I don't even know where to begin. Who took this pic? Was it Nik? Would make sense, it looks like the Queef is about to blow him. Really, could a "guy" do anything more gay than get a piercing on his tongue? What's next? A tattoo of a cock on his cheek pointing to his mouth?
It's all coming together now. SORRY Ari really isn't a "business manager" but a Pimp. For homos. And Merlin is one of his "girls." So is Goldilocks.
(|)Pixie(|), I think you just took your claim to be straight out back and executed it with this picture.
My gaydar is going nuts right now. No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeletehis claim was executed worse than Tookie Williams...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but that piercing is nick- named the ball tickler... There is NO WAY POSSIBLE for this little homo to EVER say he hasnt sucked off a dude or two
zitty nickel looks like a man so that didnt even help his cause
ReplyDelete"zitty nickel?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. You know what's funny too? That Merlin was hitting on her knowing she had a boyfriend, and when the Queef "struck out" (gay, and wanted to try to fool everyone), Pixie could always fall back on this excuse: "Well, she had a boyfriend."
No, you like men. And you dress and act fruity. And you have a tongue ring. That means quit trying to fool us.
I bet that hurt.
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Probably, *Miss Texas*
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