mp3:CBT the radio man
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Thanks for sending this CBT. Like I said, the others will be up soon. I have to say I was suprised by this radio spot.
I didn't know inbreeds could talk so well. Impressive.
I'm also quite sure the sheep you bang out at night enjoy your smooth voice.
P.S. Thanks Breezy for your help.
Yeeee hawww it's a mother fuckin hoe down.
ReplyDeleteWho brought the moonshine?
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, I wasn't going to take a shot at you, but hey, I couldn't help it. I know you would have been disappointed had I not.
Q: Why isn't CBT smiling?
ReplyDeleteA: Hillbillies generally only have two teeth. One yellow, one brown. The green one died.
I'm frightened.
ReplyDeleteLet's play a modern day "war of the worlds" on them Ozark people. Hook us up, CBT, we want to do a live broadcast.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I was going to be nice because I figured there would be a lot of comments like yours.
The "War of the Worlds" probably would still work here except this is a retirement community for old Yankees and they heard it the first time.
ReplyDeleteRQ: Did you read my comment about the Town Hall meeting? If you've ever been to the service desk at Walmart in a retirement community, you'll be all in on Death Panels.
Anonymous, I have all my teeth. That does make me a rarity here, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd Moonshine is the shit, if it's done right (see the Sunday 8/23/09 edition of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette online).
ReplyDeleteI think I missed that, CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe Pseudo Army could do a modern day version of War of the Worlds. They are scared of computers out there, and we can pretend that an alien virus is taking over all the CB radios.
are you a bunch of moonshining profiteers out there? because i'm a snitch and I will have the feds out there faster than you can say "fill your belly without emptying your pocketbook"
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI love the simpletons out there yapping about death panels and fighting for the right for the insurance companies to keep on gouging them don't realize there are already death panels. The same insurance companies that deny them treatment and procedures everyday even though they have coverage and let them and their children die.
Blue Cross/Blue Shield tried to get a 56% increase in premiums this year but alas they were forced to settle for only a 22% rate increase.
here we go.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, my station's listeners are fucking idiots. Most of them think Sarah Palin is intelligent and Rush Limbaugh will save the world.
ReplyDeleteRQ, the Feds fund Moonshine production here now as a tourist attraction. The ATF paid $22, 000 for an antique copper still for some guy who makes moon for a novelty.
I'm going into the blackberry business.
ReplyDeletePam, dearheart, do you want me to send you some fresh blackberries from home? You and your trout can make jam or something.
that's pretty cool, CBT.
ReplyDeleteI knew the real guys, Jughead Biggers, Cotton Walker and Billy Hensley, the ones who used a car radiator for a condensor and made the real deal (190 proof) and sold it in old gallon milk jugs back when Baxter County was dry. Two thimblefulls in a 6 and a half ounce Coca Cola would fuck you up.
ReplyDeleteHe has a face for radio.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDelete"(see the Sunday 8/23/09 edition of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette online)."
Thanks CBT, I'll go check that out.
I'm not really sure if I'm being sarcastic, because I might actually take a look at that tonight.
Spurs: The man who reinvented the Masons after the Civil War was Albert Pike. One of my ancestors tried to kill him in a duel (Wikipedia, John Selden Roane, Albert Pike)
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI think it is hilarious that the people in this country that are against health care are taking their advice from guys like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity that make tens of millions of dollars a year on top of the great health care they already get.
How are they going to know or sympathize with the average person?
Quovadis, that was funny back when Jack Benny used it.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDelete"When the Mexican-American War started, Pike joined the cavalry and was commissioned as a troop commander, serving in the Battle of Buena Vista.[3] He and his commander, John Selden Roane, had several differences of opinion. This situation led finally to a duel between Pike and Roane. Although several shots were fired in the duel, nobody was injured, and the two were persuaded by their seconds to discontinue it"
Pretty interesting.
I'm descended from Selden's older brother Samuel Calhoun Roane. He owned a newspaper and used it to get Selden elected Govenor.
ReplyDeletePike is an interesting fellow. He and Stand Watie shared command of the Cherokees who fought on the Confederates side at Pea Ridge. Stand Watie (Elias Boudenot) was the last Confederate General to surrender.
Yeah? Well when I was a kid, I had a red bike.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, there's no way (rhymed, I know you think that's cool CBT) I can keep up with your stories.
You do have some interesting ones.
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ReplyDeleteno PaM, do you want some blackberries?
ReplyDeleteno.
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ReplyDeleteWell done CBT. You gave me flashbacks of Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer (I know nice term) in The Dukes of Hazard.
ReplyDeleteCAPTION: CBT tells the shrink the age he first slept with his uncle
ReplyDelete"My momma don't understand why they keep showin' my hands and not my face on TV..."
ReplyDeleteI can do some killer Ol' Waylon karaoke.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteCheck Pam's blog and let me know what you think.
Wopness,
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I looked at her blog. I think she is on to another attention scheme. If you're worried Pam, call the cops and have yourself escorted out.
ReplyDeleteNik is not going to read your blog and post you on the dirty. i'm sorry. You will have to be less transparent for that to happen.
RQ,
ReplyDeleteThat was my opinion also.
Mine times three.
ReplyDeleteThe attention ploys get kind of old after awhile.
ReplyDeleteif I was on live cam, had 2000 dudes jacking off to me each night, the last thing i would do during my off time is cultivate more drama. especially trying to get Nik Richie's attention? I mean the dude is a fucking nobody.
ReplyDeletemakes no sense.
by the way, Spurs, I got such a laugh the other night when said Nik was "standing on the couch, surveying the club."
Giraffe,
ReplyDeleteHe really was. It was so funny.
i'm cracking up right now.
ReplyDeletemaybe for xmas someone should get him a periscope so he can see beyond people's waist bands.
hahahahahah
i wish you had gotten a picture of that. Douche of the Mountain
ReplyDeleteOh, I might surprise you Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteSo who is paying for Nik's trips now?
Will he be applying for spousal support from his wife now?
That's what I can't figure out. Where the money is still coming from.
ReplyDeleteThese clubs must pay him decently.
Also, the "spousal support" was funny.
ReplyDeleteSo what is happening at spurs after dark tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm posting a commenter you might remember Lion.
ReplyDeleteAt 12:00 again. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDo you know if Nik's wife is on the No Fly list now that she has been married to a terrorist?
That's funny.
ReplyDeletehey cbt, wheres this mountain home diner you speak of? i love southern cooking. you get to eat a plate of real fucking food, not this biscuit bullshit from mcdonalds.
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