I asked for a photo from Dirtygirl, this is what she sent me. So I guess were are back in the 1930's with this pic. I know some people asked what she looks like, here she is.
Update: DG, this pic was up like 15 minutes, and Charlie Chaplin e-mailed me (I thought he was dead) and said you would be perfect for his next movie. So you are now going to be famous. Congrats.
What is it with chicks and giant sunglasses?
ReplyDeleteGood question.
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of women wearing them.
Pam I need your HELP with this webcam bullshit, I cant get to the volume settings, and u can barely hear me!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW Pretty picture, cute sunglasses....yes I feel like being nice 2day lol
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they figure, the bigger the headgear the more their face is hidden?
ReplyDeleteI just noticed Nik deleted all my comments I left for him yesterday.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteWow, you do feel like "being nice today", huh?
EV:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny they even made it up there. I thought that was unusual.
Yea I havent been drinking 2day so Im not really any fun right now lol
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yea, I was looking through the comments, I have no idea why mine seemed the most threatening.
ReplyDeleteDirty Girl, when we go to Paradise Bakery, I'm going to have to insist you dress in a potato sack. I do not want any attention taken away from ME, as I am an attention WHORE!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at it right now.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you write that was deleted?
by the way, I'm willing to bet you just came out of the doggie spa and had your hair done. You have that look to you.
ReplyDeletedid they change your flea collar?
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's funny that your comment is still up there.
To be honest, I can't even remember some of them. The only thing in common with all three that were deleted was that I put "Nik" in quotations.
ReplyDeleteI kind of miss when the "Dirty Management" would chime in. It was easy to get that person riled up.
It was easy.
ReplyDeleteI do have to say that was fun too.
I used to fuck with them hard when that chat show was on. That's how it all started with that Pixie Queef and I. She smarted off to me. I told her that was a bad move.
This was months ago.
Coug was really cool though.
DG must be out running.
ReplyDeleteYou look divine - night!
All you had to do was act like a babbling Conservative and they showed up like they heard their name called. Then it was time to lay down the hammer when they started spouting their bullshit. They apparently took themselves VERY seriously.
ReplyDeleteCholla was a bad one.
ReplyDeleteI went to that freezemytv.com they had going for awhile and slammed them. Then Cholla comes on and starts ripping on me.
So I told her that I would come up with a name for her. She told me she had "fans" and they would come to her defense.
I laughed, and later on in the day I called her the Crypt Keeper on a post at thedirty. Then I was asking her where her "fans" were.
She wasn't happy at all.
Coug was so hot.
ReplyDeleteI still want to do her.
You know, she seems like she would be cool.
ReplyDeleteShe has that "dirty" look to her too.
...
ReplyDeleteDG:
So what's up for tomorrow's lunch?
Spurs:
Limo stuff, and event parties... Stuff like that...
"I'm the dude, playing a dude, whose playing another dude..."
Behind the scenes stuff...
- chef -
-crimking-
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteI hear you. That's cool.
"I'm the dude, playing a dude, whose playing another dude..."
What was that from?
I can't remember.
Texas J:( I named you that ) .
ReplyDeleteText me
my # is 253 880 5399
I am going to delete this in 10 so ppl dont hack me
Wow, Charlie Chaplin??? I knew being famous was in my future.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: It's from Tropic Thunder.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteHey, there you are.
I'm glad I helped you become famous.
Can I be your agent?
Thanks EV.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never seen the movie.
Maybe I just thought I've heard that before.
Sure, I notice I'm on rr.com/pampucker.com/getradfridays.com as well.
ReplyDeleteI am big time now.
You are.
ReplyDeleteAnd it looks like Drew is going to become a "tough guy" now.
Maybe he could just copy and paste Nik's "Nobody's Safe" paragraph he wrote a couple weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteI don't really get the big pink bag thing he was talking about. Do you get it?
"Maybe he could just copy and paste Nik's "Nobody's Safe" paragraph he wrote a couple weeks ago."
ReplyDeleteTrue.
"I don't really get the big pink bag thing he was talking about. Do you get it?"
I don't know what you are talking about Lion.
What was that?
Drew's comment under my picture said something about adding a big pink bag. But what am I even asking you for? Drew's attempts at humor usually fail and this must have been just another attempt at his humor.
ReplyDeleteOh that comment.
ReplyDeleteBy "pink bag" he's talking about his ball sack.
Lame.
He's toughening up.
Yuck. His old balls gross me out.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou have never seen Tropic Thunder???
WTF?
It is one of the funniest movies ever.
It is on On Demand now, you have to see it.
To not would be a crime.
Lion,
ReplyDeleteWhat? I can't believe you wrote that.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have never seen it.
It's been on HBO, just haven't watched it.
Pammy! Im about 2 go 2 bed, but I will msg u 2morrow and hopefully we can chat! K (:
ReplyDeleteSweet Dreams Every1-except RQ and MP lol jk
You should post somebody else tomorrow. I wonder if he follow with a picture of them as well.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteI should do that.
You know who I want to post Lion?
ReplyDeleteTatazz.
I don't know who that is really. I've seen the name before, though. You need to get a pic of kinkybitch I think. She's has posted too many comments without a picture.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd like to see what she looks like.
ReplyDeleteThat would be interesting.
Maybe she will oblige us.
work sucks
ReplyDeleteAwww Pam. Finish up. ;-) ;-)
ReplyDeleteChef,
ReplyDeleteTomorrow will be oatmeal served in a oatmeal cookie bowl topped with strawberries and banana's along with a nonfat sugarfree vanilla latte from once again Paradise Bakery! I sssssooo love working right by there! I'm glad you asked. Would you like to know my menu for Tuesday as well?
I would Lion.
ReplyDeleteTuesday it will be the signature quiche which is filled with spinach, eggs, cream and a blend of Cheddar, Jack and Parmesan cheeses in a puff pastry crust, served with fresh seasonal fruit.
ReplyDeleteThe fat content is pretty high on that though but I've been running alot so I think my body can handle it.
Now I'm hungry! I'm going to sleep spurs. Please give Charlie my email address next time he contacts you.
Goodnight!
Mmm, quiche.
ReplyDeleteDelicious.
I'll do that Lion.
ReplyDeleteGood night.
oh shit. dg is actually gorgeous. i thought she might be normal looking like me. that totally sucks. are there any real people commenting?
ReplyDelete-lamp
...
ReplyDeleteDG:
I wasn't asking about the menu...
You wrote on Thurs. or Friday that we could have lunch on Monday (tomorrow/today)...
Remember...
MP was gonna bring the fork lift...
Our "su-su-su-psuedio" lunch...
...
Puhmelah...
Now that I have your number, what am I supposed to do with it...
Send you texts to give you more detail for your "dreams" of me?!?
Ha
...
Spurs:
The reason you know that "playin' the dude" line is because they did a great job marketing it...
You haven't seen it, yet you feel like you already know it...
- chef -
-crimking-
...
ReplyDeleteLamp:
I'm really real, but Gippetto says otherwise...
- chef -
-crimking-
ok so u dont pretend to be "fat" and then shit like this in where ur actually amazingly beautiful? then chef u and should have lunch. tuesday. name the place and ill show.
ReplyDelete-lamp
and ps refer to pinocchio and we are no longer friends, i hated that movie as a child and my feelings of disgust have only grown stronger as i have grown older.
ReplyDelete-lamp
...
ReplyDeleteWow, talk about taking a stab in the dark...
No problemo ...
DG, you down for the lamp, Chef, menage-a-trios...?!
Ha...
- chef -
-crimking-
haha didnt dg go to bed? a princess needs her rest right? and i dont do actual threesomes but since apparently she goes to paradise bakery every day i guess we could "accidentally" go there lol!!!-
ReplyDeletelsmp
oh haha i spelled my own nickname wrong. forgive me spelling gods!!! -lsmp= lamp
ReplyDeletei need a new FUCKING VIBRATOR
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS SOME MAJOR BULSHIT
h3y p@m h@v3 u +@lk3d t0 gh05+ ( in real words that means... hey pam have u talked to ghost) im tying to learn a new language. je parle fancaise mais j'espere parler crazy cool texting. anyways.. spurs hope u to catch u while im in class tomorrow heart ur face!
ReplyDelete-lamp
What do you need lamp?
ReplyDelete-Ghost
lampy hi baby i missed u
ReplyDelete=)
and go to sleep =)
see u soon btw if ur ex will let me come LOL
and ghost -who r u!
ur alive!? oh yay! i just missed ur convo. that might be a wee bit weird since we only seemed to butt heads. but honestly i love a good debate and an intelligent interlude would be amazing...
ReplyDelete-lamp
oh pam. he couldnt care less if a hot girl came with me. lol in all honesty hed probably be even more excited! i would just love it since ur already on that side of the country!
ReplyDelete-lamp
Glad to see you missed me lamp, lol.
ReplyDeleteI have no beef anymore.
I have squashed my beef with CBT and RQ and now I have focused all my rage towards the midget terrorist Nik Richie :)
-Ghost
well since u assumed i was a highly trained terrorist spy whos main goal was to infiltrate the mastermind of pam pucker.. i could see how i might have been oh your hit list. :) but since im just a dumb blond im glad we can be friends. some of ur comments have been intensely amusing!
ReplyDelete-lamp
Thank you, back at you.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you are blonde, not really my preference. lol
-Ghost
oh shiz. guess i cant be your trophy wife. well now what shall i do with my life? hmm. continue to pursue my masters or become a stripper? this really does throw a wrench in my life plan since i always romanticized the movie ghost......
ReplyDelete-lamp
Just die your hair black and we can talk, lol.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing your Master's in?
-Ghost
*dye*
ReplyDeletehistory...thats the broad category atleast. since i dont want to bring my classmates into my "cyber life" i wont get into more. however since there are apparently enough internet experts i guess ull find that my undergrad was in psych and history(double major) and i will never dye my hair black. if i happened to be stranded on a desert island i would end up with dark hair... but my goal is to never let someone have proof!
ReplyDelete-lamp
Word of advice, don't do history.
ReplyDeleteMy brother did history, I did an MBA.
He drives a Civic, and I drive an S class Benz.
-Ghost
thats really funny. i originally did psych so i could eventually be an actual psychologist... even debated med school but my passion is history. seeing as ive owned cars from bmw to civic... the main thing is that its way better to find cool ass people rather than cool ass cars...other wise id still be holding out for a mclaren.... and if the only thing holding me back from hanging out with a ghost is hair color.. then thats a trip to my stylist...no biggie
ReplyDelete-lamp
You know cars.
ReplyDeleteI am intrigued.
This may be true love.
Which Mclaren, the F1 or the SLR.
The SLR is not very good.
My next car is either going to be the GT-R or the R8.
-Ghost
ReplyDeletehaha if for some odd reason this turns out to be a real friendship u can ask my freshman roomie what poster i had above my bed... i even got published for some paper about my mclaren F1... i wish i still had a copy of it...i think it was an example of discriptive writing. and i used to dream about guys coming to my house to measure me so they could build a car to my exact dimensions. i was the one girl in four floors of girls whose side of the dorm was black, blue, and silver and dedicated to cars and bikes...
ReplyDelete- lamp
Lamp,
ReplyDeleteyou are awesome.
The F1 rocks.
I am trying to get my neighbor to buy a Veyron.
He has a Continental GT, a Gallardo droptop and a million benzes, but I have to know what 250mph feels like. lol
and my ex had a skyline.. til he crashed it. horrible night. but i dont really think theres even a comparison between the audi and the skyline.. come on man!
ReplyDelete-lamp
my bestie's dad in high school used to race porsches and i remember being sixteen in his car racing over ahundred... getting pulled over and him saying he was needed in surgery since he was a cardiac surgeon... the entire time i felt like i was high going so fast...
ReplyDelete-lamp
Skyline, nice...
ReplyDelete2 different kinds of cars.
moving to LA, the R8 fits in there better.
I like the GT3 also.
-Ghost
My father is a surgeon.
ReplyDeleteIt actually works.
That is funny.
-Ghost
I'm kind of curious, what is the deal with commenting as anon. and then putting your name at the bottom?
ReplyDeletePS. I'll race you once you get any of those cars. :)
EV,
ReplyDeleteIs is so I can fade back into obscurity whenever I want to.
What are you pushing EV?
-Ghost
it totally worked. but i think it might have been the second or possibly third time hed gotten pulled over.. cuz then the cop followed us to the hospital...and he called a nurse and told them he was coming in and to have all his prep shit done. oh and ghost if u get ur neighbor to get a veyron..can i have a ride? gosh those are sooo pretty, have u noticed all the most gorgeous cars belong in europe?
ReplyDelete-lamp
What am I pushing power-wise, or what car do I have?
ReplyDeleteLamp,
ReplyDeleteHe is pretty cool, you might actually get too, lol.
He just ordered the new Rolls Royce Ghost, inspiration for my name. That is going to be gorgeous.
I love the German cars, they always feel brand new no matter what. My car is like a vault.
-Ghost
EV,
ReplyDeleteCar and power?
-Ghost
have u been on the auto ban? OMFG. every road should be like that. IN the words of nik r, ive decided. ok give me ur neighbors digits, does he like blonds or do i have to let my roots grow? lol. and im glad i got to the bottom of your name, here i thought u were just a spirit..
ReplyDelete-lamp
Pontiac GTO - 400HP/400TQ
ReplyDeleteLamp, no I have not been there yet.
ReplyDeleteProbably next year.
Sorry, he does no date "barbie dolls", his words, not mine.
He is an NBA player and does not date blonde white girls after the whole Kobe thing. lol
His finacee might not approve either.
-Ghost
EV, GTO is a good car, lots of power.
ReplyDeleteI have 400hp now but you would beat me, a lot heavier car.
The GTO would have no hope against the R8 and definitely not against the GT-R.
-Ghost
well. i just want to ride in his car. he doesnt even have to be there. trust me im not a barbie and im also not a home wrecker. but you know.. if he wants someone to warm up his engine.. u just let me know. and nice classic ev... what year is urs exactly?
ReplyDelete-lamp
True, but considering the GTO is already in my possession, I'd argue that my car will be modified by the time those cars are obtained. Eventually it will start sounding more like a vacuum than a muscle car :)
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have that's running 400? Must be pretty damn heavy to outweigh my GTO, lol.
Lamp: It's a 2006.
ReplyDeleteSo no classic, at least, not until '10 when Pontiac is no more.
ReplyDeleteS class Benz.
ReplyDelete-Ghost
New GTO has some of the best seats ever made.
ReplyDeleteI love them.
-Ghost
well it could have been a classic u didnt give me those details! lol. and ur real car totally beats my imaginary dream car. unless i take training lessons from dg and learn how to run...really really fast. hee hee!
ReplyDelete-lamp
Lamp,
ReplyDeletehe is pretty cool.
He would let you ride.
The Continental is super fast but it kind of sucks, you can't get a sunroof.
$200K and no sunroof.
What a gip.
-Ghost
hahaha ya. that totally sucks. tell him hes being ripped off. i mean when i buy a car the first thing i ask( i also do this when buying houses) is does it come with a sun roof? and im sure hed let some random from the internet who knows u only as ghost totally ride in his car.
ReplyDelete-lamp
Yea, for that kind of coin, it should come with a Philipino hooker to give you blowjobs while you drive.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA ev u straight up made me laugh.. woke up my dog. thanks.
ReplyDeletelamp
Lamp,
ReplyDeleteHe is a Top 20 guy that makes over $10 million a year.
You know how many people come up to him everyday?
As long as you are a chick, and cute, you can ride, trust me.
You know how many random girls from the club we pick up all the time.
Six figure cars you don't have to beg chicks to ride, lol.
They ask you and they love to drive them.
-Ghost
k cool. next time im hanging out with players ill just yell out ghost.. see if someone responds. if its u... i introduce myself as lamp and ask for a sick ass ride. and NO i dont see any flaws in this perfect plan.
ReplyDelete-lamp
EV,
ReplyDeleteTrust me, that is not a hard thing to accomplish with a car like that, lol.
The Lambo gets the job done for sure though.
Burgundy with a black top.
Very nice.
-Ghost
Lamp,
ReplyDeleteYou might be surprised.
Where do you live?
He plays for the Suns.
-Ghost
sweeeeet. im heading to dirty pretty this week then. thats where i usually see those guys. actually ive met nash.. he was freaking crazy nice! and not creepy nice.. just totally cool. ill stalk old town first and try to find that lambo ur talking about.
ReplyDeleteoh goodness. if only i was serious i might have a restraining order out for me!
-lamp
He is not in AZ right now, he is at his main home where I live for the summer.
ReplyDeleteHe won't be back until training camp restarts.
-Ghost.
so at this point.. i could figure out which players real home is in michigan and spends his summers there..and find out who ur talking about.... and honestly prob figure out where u live. but in reality.. i adore the guy im seeing and i and not a star chaser. no matter what car he drives lol. ok ghost.. im glad were bffs now. but i need rest and i also think u should take up ur campaign for the destruction of rocket. when did it become nice to people? only when it was threatened...which means its actually not a nice creature. just fyi.
ReplyDelete-lamp
Which player is he?
ReplyDeletemy first guess is richardson.. cuz hes a michigan grad... and born in michigan. do i get gold stars for an educated guess?
ReplyDelete-lamp
Lamp, goodnight.
ReplyDeleteIt is really not that hard to figure out, lol.
It is just not that important.
RQ has earned brief respect for me because she criticized Big Drew for what he is.
I am sure it will be temporary.
I won't name him EV, if you want to do the research that is up to you. lol
Perhaps Lamp, perhaps not. lol
ReplyDeleteIt would be a very good guess.
-Ghost
cool. then we shall leave the debate at that. im taking my two gold stars and not investigating any further. hope to talk to u soon ghost. night EV!
ReplyDelete-lamp
Night, later.
ReplyDeleteGhost, I assume you're the Anonymous that liked my comment about healthcare?
ReplyDeleteI was reading what you and lamp were writing about cars. Sometimes I wish that being in the car business hadn't killed my interest in cars. I used to love them, now they're just a depreciating asset, except for the classic ones. When I'm in the business I have a demo as part of my pay plan.
Give me your take on the health care issue. Politics matter more to me than they should, I guess because I'm a liberal who owns part of a "Responsible Conservative Talk Radio" station.
DG,
ReplyDeleteLooking good. I checked out the other photo on that oldfatlosernamedDrewche.com website as well. And I agree I'd love to see what Kinkyb!tch looks like.......hell I may even offer mine up one of these days.
What's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool.
Maybe you can convince KB to send in her pic too.
Just livin' dream Spurs.......actually back to work today which sucks balls but oh well. I did read through the late night Spurs after dark section Sat.....that KB is a freak and I'm more intrigued than ever to see her pic now. Doubt she offers it up though.....
ReplyDeleteThanks Francis!
ReplyDeleteI just was on the dirty and noticed Nik deleted my comment about how the site got old once all the posts were about fake drama just to get hits on the site. I also told Nik his 15 min were just about up and he should look into Drew's cell phone business.
Porsche (not a boxster) - There is no substitute. I used to like to rip on the glorified housewife (nik) for driving a boxster(girls car) at every opportunity. Mine is a 930 turbo (old school)
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteI'm intrigued as well. Maybe I'll just pick a picture randomly and write that it's her.
Like throwing darts on a board until I get it right.
Oh wait, that would be fucking stupid. Someone else already does that.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteI have never understood his habit of deleting comments that rip him. He should just let those through. You know, like I did yours when you were "anonymous" and coming in a dropping bombs (insults) on me.
That was so nice.
Q:
ReplyDelete"Porsche (not a boxster) - There is no substitute. I used to like to rip on the glorified housewife (nik) for driving a boxster(girls car) at every opportunity."
That's funny, I did the same thing for awhile.
"Mine is a 930 turbo (old school)"
Nice.
So, Nik really owns a Boxster? I mean, I saw the comments always bashing him, but I wasn't sure if someone didn't just make a joke and everyone ran with it. That is easily on the top 5 list of cars that douche bags own.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was funny when Nik would comment on nice cars. He knew dick shit about them, but would always try and find a reason to discredit them. His favorite line was to declare kit-car on supercars and shit despite perfect factory seams, trim, etc...
EV:
ReplyDeleteI don't think he owns a Boxster. He owns a Ferrari. I mean, don't you know? He makes 10,000 per appearance.
As far as the Boxster. It was a Pussy Porsche Boxster (SPORT)---can't forget that, he gets pissed---and it was his brother's ride.
"That is easily on the top 5 list of cars that douche bags own."
You saw his brother right?
Case closed.
Lamp:
ReplyDelete"h3y p@m h@v3 u +@lk3d t0 gh05+ ( in real words that means... hey pam have u talked to ghost)"
That was funny.
Pam:
ReplyDelete"i need a new FUCKING VIBRATOR
THIS IS SOME MAJOR BULSHIT"
Well screw the bad economy, world hunger, and all the wars going on.
Pam's in a crisis.
Yea I guess I more-or-less spelled that out for myself, didn't I?
ReplyDeleteI guess you need a small car when all your peers passed you in height in the 7th grade. Gotta at least look like you're old enough to drive.
EV:
ReplyDeleteYou did.
"I guess you need a small car when all your peers passed you in height in the 7th grade."
I laughed at that one. Your choice of the word "peers" made it good.
Spurs: Haha, I thought Pam was making big time bucks and could go on a shopping spree in the sex store. Hell, let's be honest, she was probably rendered numb with excitement as it was like a child being in a toy store near Christmas for her.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though. It's gotta take a huge stab at his monstrous ego when he takes a picture in a room full of girls and he is the smallest one.
ReplyDelete"Haha, I thought Pam was making big time bucks and could go on a shopping spree in the sex store. Hell, let's be honest, she was probably rendered numb with excitement as it was like a child being in a toy store near Christmas for her."
ReplyDeleteShe probably had an orgasm right when she saw the sign. And Old Dwarf Porn Trout probably beat one off in the ride as well. And paid Pam to watch.
EV:
ReplyDeleteYou should have seen Nik in Dallas at Dolce. That little guy was standing on the couch like he was surveying the joint. I remember looking at him with amusement. But I was busy talking shit to Ari. I had never ever heard of the guy, but man, I talked so much trash to that guy. Telling him how pathetic he was and how he had no game.
I have to admit he was a good sport about it.
Yea niks disclaimer on the Boxster (Sport) was that he was borrowing that, I found it funny he had to distance himself from the owership while at the same time outing himself for having to borrow a Nancyfied Porsche. He must have flipped a coin on that one.
ReplyDeleteWas that the party you were talking about in the departure video? I was literally laughing when you opened that with blowing smoke at the camera.
ReplyDeleteI have to ask, was that the green? Just something I was curious about...
Q:
ReplyDeleteIt certainly was "Nancyfied", I like that term as well.
"He must have flipped a coin on that one."
No doubt.
EV,
ReplyDeleteYea I was wondering same thing was that the green, I agree that was one of the many funny parts of the video. ( I forgot about that part)
Q: "He must have flipped a coin on that one."
ReplyDeleteHaha, yea, tell me about it. It's always funny when someone owns pretty much the WORST model of a manufacturer name that usually means class. They don't know whether or not to bring attention to themselves figuring someone will point out how gay they probably look driving it.
EV:
ReplyDeleteNo, the party I was referring to in the video was at Kinki Lounge.
"I was literally laughing when you opened that with blowing smoke at the camera."
Q:
"Yea I was wondering same thing was that the green, I agree that was one of the many funny parts of the video."
Appreciate that to the both of you. I'm glad you found it funny.
Yes, it was the green my friends.
EV:
ReplyDelete"They don't know whether or not to bring attention to themselves figuring someone will point out how gay they probably look driving it."
Dude, what's even worse than a Boxster is when you see a guy driving a Miata or a Del Sol.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Spurs,
ReplyDelete"Oh wait, that would be fucking stupid. Someone else already does that."
Exactly......I thought the same thing man when I see him post pictures like that.
DG,
Morning clown aka Lion. And yeah Nik's time is running out. At least Sugar Ray recognized it with his album 14:59.....Nik still seems in denial. I guess a true 30K never gives up his dream...
I think the Miata takes the cake. It appears to be the smallest and has those gay cheap-looking chrome bars behind the seats.
ReplyDeleteHowever, nothing holds a candle to these multi-colored clown car Civics being driven around. Equipped with a VatoZone muffler and underglow neons. But, they are in a league of their own.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteNice Sugar Ray reference. I didn't think that would be possible to do in a comment, but that was good.
EV:
ReplyDelete"However, nothing holds a candle to these multi-colored clown car Civics being driven around. Equipped with a VatoZone muffler and underglow neons."
Clown car with a Vatozone muffler? Dude, welcome to San Antonio.
I liked Sugar Ray back then. Whatever happened to LFO? And how come Vh1 no longer does those where are they now shows? I think they should now since they have all the open time from doing two shows with a future murderer.
ReplyDeleteWork is so dead today but I did enjoy my breakfast.
Ummm I have comment on VH1 reality shows. But yes what did happen to LFO?
ReplyDelete"I like girls who wear abercrombie and fitch, chinese food makes me sick" those are all time classic lyrics right there, they transcend time and age! I don't know how they disappeared into oblivion with lyrical prowess they so obviously possessed.
Everyime I walk by Abercrombie or eat fun dip that song gets stuck in my head. Most people hated LFO but I always liked that song.
ReplyDeleteAw Elfie I loved that song in the 90's.
ReplyDeleteIce Ice Baby will always be one of my favorite songs. It's favorited on my youtube, along with about 200 other vids. Did Vanilla Ice really steal that song from Suge Knight?
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis - JEALOUS....
lol ok guys i gotta go karoake ice ice baby gimme like 10 minutes. lol jk
Lion:
ReplyDelete"And how come Vh1 no longer does those where are they now shows?"
That's funny. I hadn't thought of that, but you are right.
DG:
ReplyDeleteNice reference to LFO. I had forgotten about them.
Elfie:
"I don't know how they disappeared into oblivion with lyrical prowess they so obviously possessed."
That's funny.
MTQ:
I don't think he stole it from Suge Knight. I think Suge just wanted to punk him.
I was never a fan of vanilla ice but there is one video that makes me laugh. I don't remember the name of the song but he is singing to somebody in a phone booth. The video was even cheesier than the song.
ReplyDeleteI like how in one interview Vanilla Ice would say that him and Suge were cool, but then in another he would say he was held upside over a balcony. I wonder what story was actually true.
ReplyDeleteI liked when MC hammer became all hardcore because that was what was in at the time.
Spurs/DG,
ReplyDeleteNice "Where are they now" references. Maybe if they bring that back to VH-1 in a year or two then can profile Nik Richie. Background music could be Skee-lo I wish:
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I (still) had a girl (or wife) who looked good
I would call her
Lion,
ReplyDeleteExactly. I don't think he held him outside a balcony.
As far as MC Hammer?
Good call, you are right. When he went "gangster" that was a severe flop.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny man.
Francis,
ReplyDeleteDid you know Skee-lo was from Joliet?
DG,
ReplyDeleteHaha. No I didn't. Did you guys used to date and then he dropped you when he "made it"? ;-)
When I was little and in dancing I had to dance to 'you can't touch this' in my dance recital. That means somewhere in my parents closet their is a vhs tape with lots of embarassing moments.
ReplyDeleteNo, I dumped him because I was 5'8 and didn't want to date someone shorter than me. So the song was actually written because of me.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDelete"That means somewhere in my parents closet their is a vhs tape with lots of embarassing moments."
Can you post that dance recital on youtube?
And congrats for being the inspiration behind a song.
Hell no! Honestly, I wouldn't know how to even get them to youtube. They are on vhs tapes. I have one that my parents always wanted to submit to america's funniest videos too.
ReplyDeleteI was in a tap dance and half the class goes across the stage one way and the other half goes across the other way so each side crossed in the middle. The dance itself was one where they turned the lights out and only the black lights were on so all of our neon was the only part you could see. A couple girls didn't show up for the recital so their was confusion at the end of the song which way I was supposed to exit the stage to even things out. So as we were crossing I had two girls pulling me to go in different directions but they continued going. Next thing I know the lights go back on and everybody was off the stage except me standing in the center. You can see a look of horror on my face and then I run off the stage. I think I was about 8 yrs old at the time.
DG~ I also danced to "Can't touch this" for a recital when I was little. HA!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Snow and "Informer"? a licky boom-boom down!
When I was little I met Snow, Vanilla Ice and A lighter Shade of Brown through my dad and I thought I was too cool for school.
Elfie: I would've thought I was too cool as well if I would've met them when I was little, too.
ReplyDeleteWOw DG looks awfully fat. Pimpin was right, she's fat and takes photo's from angle and hides behinds her glasses because she's ugly. Fat + Ugly = Bad combo. I feel sorry for your mother.
ReplyDeleteVanilla Ice ripped off Queen for "Ice Ice Baby". He actually tried to convince people it was a different bass line.
ReplyDeleteAs far as these lame ass hits? You can always count on the female crowd to send these failures to the top of the charts. I think Chris Rock was on to something when he said you could sing/rap ANYTHING and chicks will dance to it as long as there is a beat.
Hi Anon/MP. Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?
ReplyDeleteEV,
ReplyDeleteI remember watching an interview with Vanilla Ice trying to say the two songs were different. That was funny.
DG: Yea, he was like "Their beat goes "boomboomboom boobooboomboom" and ours goes "boomboomboom boobooboomboOm". I wonder if he's EVER heard himself talk?
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice story (no sarcasm).
That's funny.
EV:
ReplyDeleteDid Vanilla Ice really say that?
Spurs: Yes, I was wondering whether or not it was a joke. It was the same damn bass line, I wouldn't be surprised it was the exact studio cut.
ReplyDeleteFound this doing a quick search:
ReplyDelete"many people noticed that the bass line of "Ice Ice Baby" was very similar to that of "Under Pressure" by Queen and David Bowie, and they thought that Ice ripped the line off. He tried to explain that they were different by adding one note in his version. No one was convinced, and Queen and Bowie sued."
I tried to find the video of the interview on youtube. That was my favorite vanilla ice interview!
ReplyDeleteI repeatedly watched "Cool as Ice" and that Ninja Turtles scene where he does the "Ninja rap" because I thought he was hot. haha
ReplyDeleteI had bad taste in men as a little girl, my ultimate crush was Axl Rose.
Elfie:
ReplyDeleteHell yeah. I have to admit when Ninja Turtles came out, I thought that scene was pretty cool.
As far as Axl Rose?
Didn't GNR finally release that long anticipated album?
Yes they did, but I didn't buy it or even really care. The only original memeber is Axl and he does not make the band.
ReplyDeleteFYI, I still think he is cute with his corn-rowed hair, over botoxed and lazer resurfaced face. No lie.
DG you are a fat skank. Do you have any pets I can kill
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteDG: the ice song was "I want love"... Fully equipped with a phone booth and a fog machine (3rd single)...
(I shouldn't know that)
EV: it was in MTV's countdown of top 100 music moments (seriously, top 100???)
Search "Vanilla Ice sings the dings"...
His publishing and ASCAP had already paid the royalties for "Under Pressure," but Robert didn't know that...
(I shouldn't know that either)
Elfie: when you met "LSB," did you inform them you would one day blog on another bloggers site who is a "lighter shade of pale?"...
Ha
CBT: ... Realist, pragmatic, and a registered independent...
I guess you can't fight with me either... Unless you throw back some more grape poison... (Purple stuff, not Drank!)
Puhmelah: buy a Timex Bunny Pocket Rocket... It is quatz/solar powered, water rez. up to 10ft, and takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'...
...
- chef -
-crimking-
Guns-n-Roses will forever live on my ipod :)
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone. In case you have missed me and were wondering where I was, which all of you were, I just escaped from Drew's van. It was a close call, but I saved the children.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog, a real American hero! ALMOST as good as G.I. Joe.
ReplyDeleteChef~ When I met LSB they thought I was Stephanie Tanner from Full house. I "hung out" with them a few times, I was like 10 or 11 so we weren't chillin in the park just waiting for the sun to go down... On a Sunday Afternoon. I was not of age for all of that drank and dank.
BH,
ReplyDeleteWas it a 70s Chevy Van?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1lRulMdB1o
I just have a feeling Drew still thinks it's 1976. Except now instead of a mattress it's filled with cheap ass cell phones.
Glad you're OK.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI missed you, whatever that's worth.
Frodo:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny man.
Also, nice time on your comment.
Thanks for saving the children Bitchhog!
ReplyDeleteI bet Drew gives away those old giant purse 'car' phones free after charging a 79.99 activation fee.
Lion,
ReplyDeleteWait about 30 minutes or less. I think you'll enjoy this next post.
Elfie, what the hell? GI Joe is is a bigger hero? because he fights someone named Cobra? I'll have you know that Drew is a much bigger snake and that I AM the Greatest American Hero!
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice exchange between you two.
ReplyDeleteI still think I'd let DG touch my Greg..
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Maynard?
ReplyDelete