Saturday, August 29, 2009

Happy Birthday Cowboy Trout



Happy Birthday man. I hope your family was able to make it to your party. They seem to be a happy bunch.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 4:39 PM

88 comments:

  1. 2dirty4uAugust 29, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Now that is some funny shit!!

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  2. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Thanks.

    No Happy Birthday wish for the Trout though?

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  3. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Thanks y'all. Me n me kinfolk is cookin up three 12 pound possums! Y'all are welcome here iffen you can find yer way up here.

    M'Lady come give me whatever you got goin on downstairs, it's my birthday!

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  4. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Awesome.

    That's so funny.

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  5. Killer QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    Happy birthday CBT.

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  6. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    That was nice of you Killer Queen.

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  7. 2dirty4uAugust 29, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Where are my manners, I forgot to wish him a happy birthday. Happy B Day CBT!

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  8. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Happy birthday Roy Obama


    your teeth are looking mighty fine

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  9. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    2dirty4u:

    That was nice of you.

    Anonymous:

    That's his family, not him.

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  10. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    Thanks y'all. Whoever captioned that picture knows nothing about cousin fucking. You always pull out.

    Anonymous: Thanks, now go fuck yourself.

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  11. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    Spurs: That's some funny shit.

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  12. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 6:57 PM

    Thanks hillbilly.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    CBT, Happy Birthday.

    Spurs,

    This is cold, damn.

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  14. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    What do you mean?

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  15. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    As I set back on my 51st birthday, Pabst Blue Ribbon in hand, and reflect on the many things I have learned over the years, one main thing comes to mind; All the really good pussy is attached to crazy women. The more batshit insane a woman is, the better she is in bed. Ladies, do not take this wrong, I love you both dearly, but that means that M'lady and Pam have to be among the best pieces of ass on the planet.

    Since I now have posting ability over in Guidoland, I think I'll post the collected wisdom of Cowboy Trout in celebration of my birthday.

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  16. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    Yeah, I kind of figured that's what you were talking about.

    I really just wanted to wish him a Happy Birthday, I don't know what happened.

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  17. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Spurs: I think I rode the school bus with those guys

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  18. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    You mean the wagon.

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  19. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    Anonymous (the good one): Do you know what rodeo sex is? That's where you're doing your girl doggy style, reach up and grab her breast and say, "Damn, that feels just like your sister's", then see if you can hang on for 8 seconds.

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  20. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Hi CBT...did you have cake today?

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  21. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Hi M'lady...yes I did. Red Velvet Cake.

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  22. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    ok good!

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  23. CBTAugust 29, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    You never answered me earlier. Why were you harassing Santa Claus last night?

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  24. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    FUCK, CBT, anyone that talks that much about pussy isn't gettin any. I don't give a shit what you say, Hillbilly.

    People that brag about their money don't have any. People that about mob connections don't have any. And people that talk about pussy 24/7 aren't gettin any.

    I hope the Hells Angels do come visit you. It's the only way you'll stop being so fuckin full of yourself. Damn hick. I'm sayin what many people here think, I know that for a fact.

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  25. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    Pretty brutal Anonymous.

    NICE.

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  26. TeXaSAugust 29, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    HaPPy BiRThDaY 2 U :)

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  27. QuovadisAugust 29, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Well one positive thing about niks divorce just occured to me his EX can start wearing heels again ... :-)

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  28. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    *Miss Texas*,

    That was thoughtful of you.

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  29. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    At least I didn't jump on his lap and spew out my xmas wishes, CBT.

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  30. TeXaSAugust 29, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    Whats up Spurs? Hows your weekend??? :)

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  31. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    What kind of things does a young boy from England want for Christmas?

    Dammit! I mean girl.

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  32. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Fine *Miss Texas*,

    How is yours?

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  33. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    Spurs, I would really like some editing software for my videos.

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  34. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    I think people are disappointed that it's not up.

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  35. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    well, of course, who doesn't enjoy someone making an ass of themselves!

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  36. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    the worst part is the laughing, how hilarious i think everything is.

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  37. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    Put it back up.

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  38. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    ah, hell, the worst part was that i was out with a soup inspector, who am i kidding.

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  39. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Cool then, put it back up.

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  40. Rocket QueenAugust 29, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    i don't have the balls, spurs.

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  41. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    All right then.

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  42. AnonymousAugust 29, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    Where is 81 to wish CBT a happy birthday? LMAO

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  43. CutenboredAugust 29, 2009 at 11:49 PM

    Hey Happy Birthday, CBT! How old are you now? 51, 52?

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  44. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    What's up cutenbored?

    How are you?

    Anonymous:

    Yeah, I would have thought club81 would be happy for CBT.

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  45. CutenboredAugust 29, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    Hey Spurs! I'm bored, what else is new... How u doin'? Tippin' back some beers for CBT (I needed a legit reason)

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  46. SPURS FANAugust 29, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    Yeah, I was thinking you might be bored.

    I'm doing great, thanks.

    What are you drinking?

    Also, by yourself?

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  47. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    Drinking Dos Equis (checked the bottle for spelling, haha). ... and yes, by myself :(

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  48. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    That's funny. At least you spelled it right.

    That suck it's by yourself. Don't worry, I'm all alone her too. Wondering where it all went wrong.

    Anyway, how many beers have you drank so far?

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  49. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    I'm gonna say 6, and yes I'm lying... If you knock back a few, you stop wondering, BTW... I smoked a lil tonight too, as I'm sure you have as well..,

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  50. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    So was it good stuff?

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  51. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    It was green, but doesn't have a "special" name, if that's what you mean...

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  52. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    Really? Because I didn't think I was talking that loud...

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  53. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    Oh, really?

    Cutenbored gets a few drinks in her, and she's "ready to take on the world", huh, tough stuff? (rhymed).

    Ballsy, ballsy.

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  54. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    Ballsy, yes, bad judgement, yes, I am ready to take on the world now, but tomorrow I'm just going to say 'wow' (rhymed) I'm a jackass... Just emailed you my pic... I still don't know why

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  55. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    i'll be the judge of that, dearie.

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  56. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    Girl! It's bad, trust me... But have at it, I won't regret it until tomorrow

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  57. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    say, how about a video?

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  58. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    thanks for calling me "girl" by the way.

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  59. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    c'mon spurs, where's the pic??? did you fall asleep on the couch again?

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  60. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:49 AM

    No videos, I've seen what you do when you've tied one on, and shoot videos... If he is asleep, I'm going to be pissed!

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  61. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    No, I'm here Giraffe. I was watching a video Pam made.

    I also checked out the pic of cutenbored.

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  62. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Not asleep cutenbored. Just e-mailed you too.

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  63. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    when are you posting it?

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  64. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    pam made a video ? of what?

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  65. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    ... and you are a girl, not a zebra!

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  66. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    Giraffe:

    Usual antics. Took a shot as you well.

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  67. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    glancing at "cutenbored's" name, i am noticing for the first time is says: cute and bored.

    All this time I was reading it as "cuttingboard"

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  68. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Just responded... Is Pam's video worth looking at or is it more desperation from a girl that is lost?

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  69. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:55 AM

    gosh, I've been nice to her lately.

    go figure.

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  70. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    LOL, c'mon girl! Try working with me here! I've had this "persona" for at least 5 yrs now! Curious, though... What have you been thinking about me with the name "cuttingboard"?

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  71. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    Don't try to understand RQ, the girl doesn't know if she is coming or going...

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  72. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    i thought you were a guy up to the minute Spurs called you a chick earlier on this post.

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  73. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    i have to find pam's video and check it out.

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  74. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 1:00 AM

    spurs you posting the pic or what? no behind the scenes wrangling between you two.

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  75. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 1:01 AM

    Giraffe:

    Why would a guy choose cutenbored as a name?

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  76. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    because i thought it said "cuttingboard" hahaha

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  77. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    don't know why a girl or guy would use that name.

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  78. Rocket QueenAugust 30, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    FRESH MEAT

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  79. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 1:05 AM

    I still want to know what you were thinking 'cuttingboard' meant!

    He's just being nice, making sure that my inebriated state isn't the entire reason behind my pic...

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  80. CutenboredAugust 30, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    That's awesome! FRESH MEAT!! I love it!!! That is a great name for fresh meat!

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  81. 2dirty4uAugust 30, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Ok, so I've scowered this site and I'm baffled as to why there is nothing on Cinny Tits here? He's right in your back yard Spurs, surely you can pull up some good shit on that homo?

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  82. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    I hear you bud.

    Well, I just don't know much about the guy.

    Also, nobody has ever sent me anything on him.

    Plus I really don't have a problem with the guy.

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  83. SPURS FANAugust 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    Let me explain by not having a "problem with the guy":

    I think the majority of things posted about him were pure shit.

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  84. WTDAugust 31, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    Spurs - It was all true

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  85. SPURS FANAugust 31, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    Are you bullshitting me?

    If it was true, that's a little odd.

    If you want to see him up here, you can send me something on him. That would be cool.

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  86. WTDAugust 31, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    No, I have no idea, I just hate him

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  87. SPURS FANAugust 31, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    I'm curious as to why you "hate him"?

    Is it because of his hair, or the fact he is a club promoter or what?

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  88. WTDAugust 31, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    D) all of the above

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