Looking Good

Hi Mom and Dad, it's me Jaden. I just wanted to let you know ever since I started working at thedirty.com, things are going great for me. I'm drinking more than ever, and as you can see by the booze running down my arm, I'm quite the pro.

I know that you wanted me to go to college, but just know I have gained some wisdom. I've learned how to be a beard from Nik Richie. I've learned from Kaden that you can make it in society without being able to read and write. Merlin has taught me how to turn tricks, and Tristan has taught me how to make a mad cocktail. I've learned hair tips from Gayvid, and Cholla has taught me all about outer space. I've learned how to change a diaper, being I've changed Coug's about a 100 times now.

I've also learned that SPURS FAN really isn't all that unoriginal, I don't know why I ever said that to him. Well, my brain is hurting now from writing this much, I'll talk to you soon.

xoxoxo,

Jaden Solo


SPURS FAN says: What a lovely letter.