Friday, August 7, 2009

Morning SLOTH



It's almost as if someone came in and found SLOTH sitting there sleeping, woke him up, and asked him what dumpster he just crawled out of. He was nice enough to point out which one.

27 comments:

  1. this dude is a pioneer...he just took casual fridays to a whole new level.

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  2. You know what? You are right. He is a pioneer. Maybe I should be nice to him because of that.

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  3. He looks like he has the ability to be personally offended by broad social trends, which is really cool.

    Also, he doesn't give a fuck that he looks like that drunk actor, Robert Downey, Jr.

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  4. You have a crush on this guy, don't you Giraffe?

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  5. I hope those shorts aren't that short when he stands up....I can't stand mens hairy- no tan legs above the knee lol

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  6. I hadn't thought about it, Spurs...but now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind jumping on his lap.

    But you know my heart belongs to Dirty Nasty.

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  7. *Miss Texas*

    You seem to be pretty picky.

    But you are right, short shorts on a guy is DUMB.

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  8. I bet he stinks horribly

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  9. giggity, tell me true. how does one of my dirty groupies go from idolizing me to hating me so much?

    why did you create a myspace account to talk to ME privately and then turn on me? Did I not pay adequate attention to you my little seedling? Did I forget to water you or perhaps tread on you by accident?

    I know you still harbor intense love for me, so please drop all the pretense and let your true feelings shine. You'll feel a lot better and your wife will stop calling you grumpy.

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  10. Wopness:

    He does look like he smells, that's funny.

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  11. you are so into yourself, I did not create the MS account to talk to you, I had created it because MS will not let you search people unless you have an account, I guess you think all of the hundreds of email accounts I have created in the past were created for you also.
    oh yea dont forget about facebook I guess I created that account for you also.
    I bet you assume that I only have the internet for you...get real

    Did I ever ask for a friend invite on MS.. NO

    Did I ever say anything more then HI how are you .. NO

    Yes I did defend you on the dirty but never did I idolize you.

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  12. Is that the pinky ring that is blinding me on his left hand ?,, thats got the be the pinky ring of a chapped lipped faggot , lol

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  13. There is something wrong with a person who creates hundreds of email accounts. It's a person who is so sick of his wife, he conjures up excitement in secretive ways.

    Well, i am sorry that I never took a shine to you. I don't know why, I guess I perceive you to be pudgy, pasty white, poor, mini van driving, weekend chore slave to wife. You hate your relationship but lack self-confidence to move forward because you think no one else will want you (you're right). yeah, you go to the gym twice a year, for a one week run, get into the groove of change, then it all goes up in flames when your wife makes that plate of smoked porkchops.

    I do not like you, giggity. You're too poor, fat, stupid, small-minded for me. But you may remain in my fan club. I'll even give you a few tasks, if you like.

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  14. Q:

    He is wearing it again. Just like his previous pic. Good call. You are right, pinky rings are GAY.

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  15. listen here Cunt,
    first off I am not Poor, I have more then you ever dreamed of, the oil industrie has been very good to me. I just dont brag about money or belittle others because they dont have it.
    I am not fat, stupid or have I ever drove a minivan or have I ever been to a gym.

    The internet has been around for quite sometime and before that was bullitn board systems and accounts get created and pw forgot over the past 20 years so fuck you.

    I dont do chores, my lawn guys do the yard and the maid service does the cleaning and washing.

    My life with my wife is great and I do not look for excitement in secretive ways.

    I have a loving wife and grown children I also have a loving family
    that includes a MOTHER AND FATHER a that I speak with reagularly and that are very proud of what I have made of myself. unlike you

    unlike you I dont pretend that others like me so you can feel better about your miserable life. I can careless if you like me or not I dont even know you or would I want to know you.

    I am not here for some freaking e-relationship
    I have all the friends a person can ask for and I could give a rats ass what you think.

    so you can " fuck you ", because no one else will except maybe the times your father did.

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  16. Im not taking sides Quagmire but your spelling is some funny ish.

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  17. well I wasnt worried about spelling
    I was typing fast and didnt look it over before I posted it.. oh well

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  18. GG:

    Don't worry about it. I do the same.

    I also like the fact you threw out the term "cunt" in your comment again.

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  19. Giggity:

    "I have all the friends a person can ask for and I could give a rats ass what you think."

    You're a liar. The average person has but ONE friend that is truly trusted and loved.

    "I just dont brag about money or belittle others because they dont have it."

    Of course you don't.

    I dont do chores, my lawn guys do the yard and the maid service does the cleaning and washing. I don't have a mortgage, I live in a 10,00 square foot house."

    "I have more then you ever dreamed of, the oil industrie has been very good to me."

    The only time the oil industry was good to you is when they dropped gas prices last fall so you could once again fuel up your La Baron and resume your chain smoking habit.

    You're kidding no one.

    The fan club spot is still open.

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  20. Like I said before I can care less what you think, you are nothing to me but a lonely old crow reaching out over the internet in search of
    anyone to like you.

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  21. there's no one like me, are you fucking crazy or something?

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  22. I think you had a typo.
    I said " anyone to like you "
    your reply should be
    " there's no one that likes me "

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  23. Lots of thread-jacking going on here but let me say this, the ring is James Avery.

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  24. Thanks for the breaking news Dusty.

    James Avery?

    BALLER.

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  25. Hey, everyone wants to be the center of attention, Spurs, and I just think that a thread about me should, well, be ALL about me.

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  26. Dude, I said you looked like you crawled out of a dumpster. And you look like a SLOTH.

    What else did I miss?

    I don't know what brand of gay yellow shorts those are.

    I'm not down with the "hobo fashion."

    Sorry Dusty.

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