Thursday, August 20, 2009

Nik Richie's Brother



The person who sent this pic to me is very reliable with information, so I'm posting this. Yes, this is his brother Cam.

I really don't have much to comment on.

Other than he needs to get a real pair of shades. Those Joakleys don't look cool at all.

Also, you would have thought with that big ass nose of his he could have "smelled what I was cooking up" over here for him.

Oh yeah, go ahead and feel free to translate what that graffiti on him means.

134 comments:

  1. The tattoo means: "Property of Al Queada"

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  2. It says "My brother is a flaming homo who rips on people because he is insecure about his own pathetic life."

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  3. Chest:

    Yes, that would make sense for sure.

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  4. hahahahahahaahah amazing. Wonder why hes not bald like his sister

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  5. Maybe he could sell his porsche and get a nose job?

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  6. What? He has a sister too?

    Oh no. It's over.

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  7. Shotty:

    I get it now. Nik's his sister.

    Good one.

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  8. Holy fuck, even with those goofy chick eye windows latched to his face that nose looks gigantic! You could sink the Titanic with that fucker.

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  9. Lion:

    That's funny.

    It was a Porsche Boxster (Sport).

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  10. EV, Lion:

    Thanks for those comments. I went back and changed the post.

    I knew I kind of reached with the Q*bert line. I at first had the "cooking" line, then went with the Q*bert reference.

    But your two comments helped me make up my mind.

    Thanks.

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  11. Aw this post just made my day even better

    Dwarf Porn Trout Bought me a new phone and wifi for my laptop finally gur and some cute clothes - whatever besides that point.

    ... does his brother have a cam4 account as well ? I hear nik gets into that.

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  12. Looking at him brings back memories of Short Circuit.

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  13. I'm glad it made our day better Pam.

    Nice score today, by the way.

    I like how you are calling him Dwarf Porn Trout now.

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  14. You hear Nik is into Cam4? From what I've seen, your pretty into it as well.

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  15. *your* day.

    Lion:

    That's awesome. Good call on that one.

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  16. haha glad you got it man I was bout to say...

    anyway this article was published yesterday, thought you guys here would be interested seems to have a few details bout his divorce

    http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2009/08/nik_richie_aka_hooman_karamian.php

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  17. EV:

    I was going to mention that about the "cam4" deal. I like how Pam is always trying an "angle" out on here to spin it to her cam biz.

    It's funny.

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  18. shotty:

    Yeah, that Stephen Lemmons asshole who wrote that wouldn't post my comment.

    The funny thing is, he wrote an article about Nik back in November. It was about that couple who dressed up as a plane and one of the towers.

    I ripped the SHIT out of old Stephen on that article he did. He dropped my "name" in it, but I didn't make the comment, so I talked about suing him and taking all his belongings.

    I don't think he likes me. If you can find it, I hope you like my comments to him.

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  19. It looks more like Joe Camels brother with that nose he is sporting

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  20. Q:

    That was classic.

    Thank you for that one.

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  21. Spurs: She calls that Cam4 deal a business? I should go around to all these girls posting themselves up on there and tell them they have potential for a career move.

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  22. EV:

    You could be their manager.

    There's an idea.

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  23. I read this language. It happens to say:

    "Appearance fee $10k, and a one pound bag of cocaine for each nostril. I'll also need a ride home, I lost my license, too."

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  24. Are those suicide bomb making instructions tattooed to his chest?

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  25. That nose is so big he could smoke a cigar in the shower

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  26. Giraffe:

    Awesome.

    I'm glad you dropped the "10k fee" and the "license" in there.

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  27. Can we name him "gonzo" from the muppet show?

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  28. Anonymous, Q:

    Nice!

    That little goofball is going to read these comments, trust me.

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  29. Giraffe:

    Go right ahead.

    You know, the funny thing is as I was looking at the photo, I was thinking, "The comments are going to be better than anything I can write", and I was right.

    This is so funny.

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  30. Cam4 is a free website people go to that can't get laid and can't afford the website I work on =). But I saw a girl version of nikrichie with the same name on there last night giving out his email -- super weird.

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  31. Thanks, Spurs. But I lied, it really says:

    "I know Nik Richie"

    hahahahahha

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  32. I bet his pullover shirts have stretch marks.. *rim shot*

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  33. Quovadis,

    You are funny as hell.

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  34. Tranny,

    That was pretty funny.

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  35. ...

    Spurs...

    I do remember the comments you left him about being a journalist...
    But, to be named dropped, even if by accident is pretty interesting considering the piece and material he was covering...

    The fact that you had 4 or 5 name jackers caused you to be more popular without trying (hence this sight)...

    Don't come down to hard on The New Times, I get tons of free stuff from them, plus they do a good job of actually uncovering dirt on people/subjects...
    They did ask Nik about the whole "Corbin Grimes" stuff, and his PR friend shuffled him off the phone call...


    Anyways...

    Nickleodean will end up just like Osama...
    Tons of cash, shacked up in a cave, on the lamb, with 30 siblings spread world wide, and 3 going to Boston Univ....



    - chef -
    -crimking-


    "Drewish, that's funny, she doesn't look Drewish"...

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  36. i must be retarded because i do not get the cigar joke or the rim shot joke.

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  37. Dude If he is anything like Osama and he is that breed - I am so getting bombed first.


    And you guys wonder why I moved to the middle of no where florida.

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  38. Tranny,

    The nose would protect the cigar from getting extinguished by the water because it is so big.

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  39. Pam,

    Does that mean you can't get laid?

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  40. ...Speaking of 10K...

    Check the Dirty's stats on Alexa.com...

    They are out of the top 10K...

    Looks like Nickleodean should watch what he asks for on his riders...



    ..(Hahaha, and he keeps saying that his ads and hits are up...)
    Wait till he starts paying the Nigerian's for impression and site circulation...

    Ha


    - chef -
    -crimking-



    "Finkle is Drewish?"

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  41. Compete.com also.
    He is tanking badly also.
    Look at the content now and it takes forever for comments to get posted now.

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  42. I love how he doesn't allow dirty celebs to be in porn but now his only advertisemnet is porn has ha hahhshaha


    I will laugh when I am on there =)

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  43. anon:

    COmments dont get posted because merlin was the only one weaving through them - once he stopped blowing nik - well, it all went down hill from there - now it takes six hours which gives everyone less play, but the new boy is most likely straight and has refused the hobbits nugget of a weiner

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  44. all I have to say is yep and "spy"

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  45. Chef:

    I'm glad you've seen the article.

    I'm not being hard on the New Times. Seems like a pretty cool site. I've checked it out before, they do seem to do a good job of uncovering dirt. And I saw what you were referring to when the "PR friend shuffled him off the phone."

    Yeah, that was funny.

    I think I know what you are getting at mentioning "Drewish" in the Finkle/Einhorn line, but bud I still haven't figured out how to put it together.

    I know, sucks on my part.

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  46. Pam:

    I have to say, you've made some good comments lately.

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  47. What is 20 ks site for dildos ? I need a new one for work and I would like to be his first customer =)

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  48. RQ,
    You really didnt get the pullover joke?

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  49. Pam:

    Supervibrator.com

    Seriously, check out his site. If you are going to buy, buy it from him.

    Really, that would be cool.

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  50. Pam,

    Damn, you wore out your other vibrators already?

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  51. I will tonight I need to check if he carries my favorite brand ( I break the normal ones super fast my pussy has teeth )

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  52. omg I have the same stripper pole he does but he over charged it ! Im mad.

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  53. So this is how 20K is washing his dope money?
    Nice.

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  54. Q: I really didn't.

    20k offered to sell me a stripper pole after he saw my video. Then he said he would take me shopping for decent clothing.

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  55. speaking of stripping, where is Elfie?

    I had dirty rice for dinner. it was yummy, now I"m ready for some dirty entertainment.

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  56. by the way, Spurs, I know you and Drew are "laughing behind the scenes" and this "isn't a competition" but I'd just like to point out the score for today:

    Ghost Town : 3
    SpursFanSays: 602

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  57. "I will tonight I need to check if he carries my favorite brand ( I break the normal ones super fast my pussy has teeth )"

    Pam,

    That was lovely.

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  58. 3 to 602 yea its fair to say that is no competition. But what do I know I have been wrong before.

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  59. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is SO fucking funny to me.
    The attmept at infiltraton was averted .
    Pam~Text me i didnt save your # and I have to tell you something.

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  60. Big Douche is over.
    He may as well pack up shop now.

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  61. Sorry I just got home and am making dinner barely... we had to go buy stuff for school
    I'll still try to make it tonight though

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  62. shut up anon... I know who you are! your green man is lit!

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  63. Wish I knew what the last 4 posts are about could someone give me the low down on this caper?

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  64. Real impressive the 2 middle aged spinsters that spend their days making Youtube videos that no one watches.

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  65. hey I was just telling spurs fan that my counter is broken but I'm sure my views have reached one million!

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  66. Anon~I am 1/4 aged, I plan to live to 112 bitch. I have made 2 youtube videos that took me a total of 10 mins to make... 1o mins out of 28 years, I'm such a loser cannot believe how I've wasted my life.

    RQ~ I had a video about MP on my youtube and before I deleted I had a comment from some random kid that said "How can you hate the best skate boarder alive? Maybe he doesn't like you because you were a bitch to him?"

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  67. I think they were referring to me as "fatty" RQ

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  68. omg im cracking up. the person nik is sponsored with has pics of me on there page

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  69. "A low-rent Perez Hilton with a frat boy mentality"

    Why doesn't the guy just say "Nik loves the cock"

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  70. Anonymous (the real one)August 20, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    What page Pam

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  71. HELLO!? EARTH TO PAMELA! TEXT ME

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  72. Maybe you should wear your girdle tonight, Elfie.

    I cannot believe I missed a video on MP..I would have picked that sucker apart.

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  73. hey are you hitting pam up for stripping tips??

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  74. haha be nice RQ
    and elfie I texted u!!!

    and the convention I went to was hosted by www.Iamlive.com thats who is like the porn ppl on his page now - haha fuck

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  75. Do you think If I go to a club in Miami any one will know who I am ?

    I really dobut it

    but can we hire some one to spot me

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  76. RQ~ I'm going to strip down to my depends and support hose...
    No not asking for stripping advice, grandma taught me everything I know!

    Pam I did not get a text!

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  77. I just ate 3 tosadas... I probably should break out the girdle!

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  78. Gees Elfie this is a whole other side to that I am gonna need some time to get used to... LOL
    LOVE U!!!

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  79. whole other side to YOU lol i guess my keybord sucks

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  80. mmmmmm tostadas god i miss that with you :(

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  81. Pam, it's cool to go to a club in Miami - just throw on some clothes, no one will recognize you!

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  82. i cannot believe Elfie invited someone from her real life to join us.

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  83. Why can you not believe it?

    I make fantastic tostadas man...

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  84. am I the only idiot sitting here with my jalapeno pringles and coke?

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  85. RQ is jelouse cause she spends all her time on this and has NO REAL friends LOL get used to it BIache :)

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  86. well, this is my secret life and I'd be afraid someone would call the paddy wagon on me. as Spurs always said "not a lot of people GET it"

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  87. Get what??? That ur really a man??? LOL

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  88. oh no!
    Ok everyone calm down!
    Frgo RQ is eating jalepeno pringles, you two are kindred spirits.
    Jelouse=jealous haha!
    She obviously gets it RQ... and I don't have a secret life, I am an open book.

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  89. So no clubs for me ?

    ya the dirty isnt popular here I see


    so no one will no me if im clothed esp.

    and elfie im about to call your ass i did too text u

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  90. All my true life friends have seen my crazy in action... they haven't called the paddy wagon on me yet.

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  91. Ok Pammy call me! cause I have no text!

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  92. i called you lol is this a fake elfie

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  93. fake fake fake elfie!
    FAKE ELFIE RIGTH THERE

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  94. When Im typing fast I cant spell I JUST want to say WHATEVER it IS im trying to say.. I cant believe you just corrected me,,,, U lol

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  95. real elfie pam! and I got no call! My phone has been f'n up. OHHHH WAIT! I just got a voicemail from you but no misses call. haha WTF?!

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  96. or it could be me U FUCKEr i have been trying to call u... god I feel so ignored :(

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  97. Ok calling fargo... immediately.
    RQ is upset, I can feel it in my bones.

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  98. Giraffe:

    "hey I was just telling spurs fan that my counter is broken but I'm sure my views have reached one million!'

    You noticed that too?

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  99. "Real impressive the 2 middle aged spinsters that spend their days making Youtube videos that no one watches."

    That was awesome.

    "Anon~I am 1/4 aged, I plan to live to 112 bitch. I have made 2 youtube videos that took me a total of 10 mins to make... 1o mins out of 28 years, I'm such a loser cannot believe how I've wasted my life."

    And that was a great reply.

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  100. Oh she called Fargo,, good job Elfie

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  101. fml rocks. you should also check out textsfromlastnight.com, fucking hilarious. and no i'm not affiliated.

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  102. omg im cracking up so hard i just made an epic youtube check my page in five mins

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  103. Pam,

    Why do you have so many phones? Does drew send them to you to have phone sex with him?

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  104. DG:

    I thought about posting that video, but I don't know.

    What do you think?

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  105. DG:

    he told me to collect them from strangers and Id earn huge bucks

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  106. You're joking, right? I never know what's real with Drew because his mind is so delusional.

    Did you earn big bucks yet?

    Spurs, her video is much better than some things you posted on here. Post it.

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  107. "Spurs, her video is much better than some things you posted on here. Post it."

    Was that really called for?

    What an asshole you can be DG (rhymed, though I don't feel good about giving you a rhyme. Actually I do, being you hate my skills....jealousy. I was going to write "being I hate you" after I do, but I don't really hate you. You just kind of make me sick).

    Ok, I'm done.

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  108. I feel kinda sick too. I but some red velvet cake mix and cream cheese frosting but forgot to buy eggs. So now I keep getting spoonfuls of frosting and now I feel sick.

    Being nice to you too much would get boring. Plus, what I said was true. Remember the moon post? Yeah, that sucked.

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  109. I bought not but. It's getting late and I'm starting to crash from my sugar high.

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  110. Hey, I hear you about the moon post.

    But we didn't land and walk around on the moon.

    Yeah, that's possible.

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  111. For the love of god don't post any more of those videos.

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  112. Scorekeepers:

    UnnamedShitAssBlogSite.com has 4 new posts and a total of ...... (counting)..... zero comments.

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  113. Pam where is ur site?

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  114. Q:

    I'm posting her video this afternoon.

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  115. huh? what are you posting this afternoon?

    should I go to the gym now so I do not miss out?

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  116. Frodo: He has one comment from MissTexas, and she is so fat, her comments count as 10

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  117. You are on a roll today Giraffe.

    How long do your trips to the gym usually take?

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  118. Go ahead and go then.

    I'll post it between 3-3:30 your time.

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  119. Have fun. Maybe the "grunter" will be there.

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  120. Nik,

    I am going to nail your wife and post it on this site you little dicked terrorist fag.
    Believe it.

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