Sunday, August 9, 2009
Thanks for the "charity" Bitchhog......HA!
Bitchhog has a "crush" on H.I., so she left a comment explaining why (can't help but rhyme). It's the mustache. So I watched this, thought it was pretty funny, and I figured I'd post it.
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How do I retreive the tax deduction, Mr. Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll send you the paperwork to deduct 6 cents.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I'm still up. I slept for awhile today, now my "schedule" is jacked up.
You napped all day? come on....you should take up hiking for DG.
ReplyDeleteYou think you are "cute" with that last part, huh?
ReplyDeleteI was just watching an old video "The Grumpy Cougar" and I thought of you. It's old, but good.
ReplyDeleteO really?
ReplyDelete"Cougar" would be you, wouldn't it? Oh wait, I forget how young you are.
I just turned 25 a while ago. Y tu, Brute?
ReplyDeleteCome on Kasey, give up the age.
What's the deal with throwing my name in there?
ReplyDeleteWas that supposed to "drive home" your statement?
Also, in the process of watching that video.
That video was good, thanks. I might throw that up soon.
ReplyDeleteYou are like a DJ today. (yet another rhyme)
Sorry, Spurs. What did you think of that video? I thought you might like it because there is an obvious Nik Richie knockoff.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's cool. No reason to be sorry. Funny, because I thought of Nik.
ReplyDelete"What's a Persian?"
Funny. I just need to figure out a way to rip him when it's posted.
Maybe it could be like a "Dirty Coug" thing. That might work.
Check this one out
ReplyDeletehttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b70226fc1f/what-happened-in-albuquerque-from-the-goods
You are a skydiver, si?
I'll check that out.
ReplyDeleteFunny, because I was just telling my boss's husband that I want to go skydiving soon.
I've always wanted to, just never have. Ok, I'm going to check that one out now.
don't forget your bacpack!
ReplyDeleteThat was great.
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to see that movie. That's cool Ferrell made an appearance in it.
Thanks again for these videos.
Exactly. Or maybe I'll grab one with dildos in it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you got any must sees?
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about that. I don't want to contribute nothing to this exchange.
ReplyDeleteYou ever heard of Tim and Eric?
More specifically Tom Goes to the Mayor?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I always found the Jerky Boyz funny, especially this one phone call:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVsLgr8qW5k&feature=PlayList&p=701CD705307A053E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15
This one is hilarious.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c23LhMAQ1WQ&feature=PlayList&p=701CD705307A053E&index=17
Love this part:
No, no, How can I help you SIR?"
I hope it's better than the Jerky Boys. I feel like I got ripped off listening to that.
ReplyDeletedamn it, Spurs...is this a morning radio show?
ReplyDeleteDamn, it's the same. I kind of am drawing a blank here, I just wanted to at least offer up something.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like when the Pilgrims gave the Native Americans (politically correct) measle filled blankets, huh?
Sorry, damn. You kind of put me on the spot. I bet tomorrow (actually today), I'll come up with something better.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this was completely one sided.
Ooh, couldn't perform on the spot?
ReplyDeleteIt's OK, if you are into morning radio crank calls. :) (rhymed)
How did that rhyme?
ReplyDeleteWell, Zach Galifianakis has some funny videos, but I thought you might have seen some of them being you go to funnyordie.com.
But yes, I admit I struck out.
I didn't really contribute anything.
Exactly, Spurs. How did that rhyme? that is how puzzled I am when you say you rhyme but you do not.
ReplyDeleteI cannot watch anything because the music Drew has on his site has somehow infiltrated my computer sound system and it plays even when I don't have the site up. I'm going to kill him.
I love the Jerky Boys. I guess that shows my mentality.
also, spurs, bitchhog and i are going into business soon. We want to advertise on your site. how much will you pay us to throw up a banner?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Spurs, when we begin advertising, is it tax-deductible for donating to an aids patient?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of business are you two going into?
Bitchhog:
It's almost as if you take these cheap shots at me to try to bait me. Like you are sick in the head, and you want to see what I can come up with to bash you.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteAlso, when I write (rhyme), it does.
Oh, and I told Lion I have a perfect pic of you two.
Just prodding a bit...all in good fun.
ReplyDeletesorry, just read a long message from CBT. I feel coutrified at the moment.
I'm going to put on some loud non-country music.
Post the pic, I'd love to see what you got cooking (on mom's cheap stove) (rhymed)
Yeah, I know it's all in fun Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked country music. My parents listened to that crap all the time when I was a little kid, I used to be miserable in the car.
I'd smart off and basically be a prick (imagine that).
As far as the rhyming? I know you are just mocking me, but if you go back and look, the beautiful stories I tell do rhyme. Sometime. (RHYMED)
I'm glad you posted that last line, because it was already in my head as a lead-in to bash you. Seriously.
You'll laugh whenever I post it. Well, maybe. But you'd need to rip me a few more times before I put you up here.
The "mom's cheap stove" shot was uncalled for.
Spurs Fan, we cannot tell you what the business is because you will steal our idea.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking...do you think you should post the cheap stove picture, the one where you were making fajitas? I'd love to see it. (rhymed)
Oh just post it already. I would have taken more shots atcha (thanks, CBT) if you hadn't told me your plan. You skipped the record and killed the mood now.
ReplyDeletepost what??? what did I miss??
ReplyDeletespurs you want a pic of me in my outfit I bought yesterday?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't "steal" your idea.
Bitchhog:
I didn't mean to "kill the mood." I was just stating a fact.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteI found a pic of you. When you were a kid.
did my mom send it to you? Because I'm at odds with my family and I wouldn't be surprised if she did so to bring me further strife.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteLet me explain a little more. You see, your insults (except the "charity" line, when you thought you were "all alone"..WEAK) are junior high jabs. It would take many to actually bother me.
When you can come up with something that's past the 8th grade (AIDS patient, mom's stove, you know, the things you type), you throw it out there.
Thanks.
RQ:
ReplyDeleteShe probably did. Or one of your family members did. I haven't figured it out yet.
I only have two family members you nincompoop.
ReplyDeleteand by the way, I have a photo of you, too...but I would NEVER post it because it is so mean spirited it will send me straight to hell.
My bad. Gee, could you figure out from my ignorance that it's not real?
ReplyDeleteAs far as the photo you have of me?
In a way I'd like to see it. Could you possibly send it to me? Or maybe I don't want to see it.
no, you don't want to see it. And then you will post it and tell everyone that it was my idea. and then people will hate me even more.
ReplyDeleteoh, btw, yes, i recognized your ignorance. i like to play along because I'm an instigator.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone "hate you" for ripping me? Unless it's that evil. Which it probably is.
ReplyDeleteAn instigator? No way.
the instigator part was a joke.
ReplyDeletesnicker snicker.
I was only touching base on common knowledge.
ReplyDeletepost it.
Send it.
ReplyDeleteno, especially now that i have set myself up so perfectly.
ReplyDeleteit is over the line, in poor taste, and will get me expatriated from my various internet homes, where I dwell.
I don't have the picture I am going to use here. I saved it to my computer at work.
ReplyDelete"I was only touching base on common knowledge."
I liked that.
yes post what bitchhog wants you to post. still not clear on what it is, but it's a tantalizing morsel, i'm sure.
ReplyDeleteOk then Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteIt is "tantalizing", I think.
ReplyDeletedon't get too smug and comfy, because you know there is an evil/good switch in the back of my neck and you just never know when i'll pop it over to the evil side.
ReplyDeleteanyway, Spurs Fan, can we get on the record what you think of the unholy fusion going on over there in RR land?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm aware that you have an evil/good switch.
As far as the fusion? I think Get Rad is cool. I mean, Drew gets like 25,000 hits a month, so it's good to go into business with someone who never lies.
hits of what? acid?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteI do think Getrad probably has good ideas though.
GetRad has a string of groupies and he will turn that place into spring break central.
ReplyDeleteI say no thank you.
it'll be all about bikini clad idiots vying for G-Rad attention, Drew will slop up any leftovers.
ReplyDeleteI mean, gross.
I thought you'd be cool with a site featuring GetRad.
ReplyDelete"it'll be all about bikini clad idiots vying for G-Rad attention, Drew will slop up any leftovers.
I mean, gross."
That's funny.
Spurs, looks like you just adopted me to this side. I would hate to be homeless, so this will work for me until RQ, DG, and I start our site.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dad.
i also am in need of a foster home.
ReplyDeletepapa?
shit, this is too funny. i'm heading out on my walk.
ReplyDeleteCool. I really do enjoy your comments.
ReplyDeleteAre you three serious about starting a site?
Because I think that would be awesome, and three women running a site would be bad ass. No sarcasm there.
If you guys are serious, I'll help in any way.
No problem, Grandma.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteI think I might go swimming here shortly.
Hey, nice reference to the "shark." I liked that you remembered that.
ReplyDeleteAs far as your site? I still don't know if you guys are serious. But if you are, I'll show ya'll my old site, how I still make money on it, I'll show you how much traffic I was getting, and anything else you'd like to know to build the site up.
Really.
What! I have to be Janice?! I guess I am the brunette and at 5'6", I am the shortest. great.
ReplyDeletemy enthusiasm must jumping off the page.
Spurs, where have you been? We already discovered Butternutjelly.com
Wow. You are 5'6"? That's not really "short" bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteAs far as butternutjelly.com? That was a good find, but didn't DG find that?
Oh, I get it. You guys are like a little "gang", and what one does, the other does too?
Blood sisters. Cute.
Yes, we are blood sisters and will have our initiation at the Grand Canyon in Feb. Word is, DG has an extra throw in. (I realize this is inside speak)
ReplyDeleteYes, DG found your old site. She is a super sleuth.
I would like to consider us a lil more charlie's angels. not three's company.
Hey Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou have spelled my name wrong. Just like Richierexic, I pride myself in my name. Can you correct this blunder?
Thanks for the "inside speak."
ReplyDeleteThat's good she found it. I used to have it written under my real name, but I changed it when I changed my google account.
The site name might seem strange, but I wanted to own that "keyword" in google, because it gets a lot of hits.
I had a ton of links linking into me, and at one time I had a "page rank" of 5, which is awesome for a shit blog. I just knew how to use search engines.
You know what keywoard I also owned?
Vanessa Hudgens naked. I know, weird. But when I posted her original naked pics, I got my site picked up by a huge website that for some reason linked to me.
I was doing really good, then one day I did a post on a certain company, went way too far, and then, weirdly, like three days later, all the "keywords" I owned (what I mean was when you typed in certain people, or things, I was on the first page of google's listings), all disappeared.
Really. I even erased the post, but it was too late.
Where did I spell your name wrong?
ReplyDeleteMy name is spelled or spelt(If you are visiting from the dirty)wrong on the active link...next to the comment #.
ReplyDeleteYep, you are right. My apologies. I tried to see where I misspelled it, but I didn't look there.
ReplyDeleteGood call, I'll change it.
"Spelt?"
True, very true.
you do not "own" key words, you bid on them.
ReplyDeleteWrong choice of words I used Giraffe. I didn't really mean "own."
ReplyDeleteSure you can buy links on the right side of google searches, but to me, that's dumb unless it's a business.
i think the keyword thing is pretty good, but i go the feeling they were ripping me off. I spent a good $2k a month on keywords.
ReplyDeleteWow, really? That sucks.
ReplyDeleteWere you selling things or what?
I just used site sumbits and lucked out when nachofoto.com picked up the Hudgens link.
Then fark.com picked up a story I did on Derek Jeter, and I got 13,500 (right around there) unique visitors over a two day period.
So when that type of traffic comes in, the other keywords get a boost, and it helps you move up on google's pages.
*submits*
ReplyDeleteit's been a while; but i have a really kooky entrepreneurial spirit. i get ideas, then see them to fruition, build the business, sell the business. never to any HUGE cash benefit, but enough to make it worthwhile.
ReplyDeletehobby and outlet for my creative mind.
haven't done anything since 2007, though.
I had given Drew the generous opportunity to have the team i've worked with for some time build a brand/logo/identity for him. Free of charge!
ReplyDeletehe declined, so i'm really looking forward to the relauching of hodgepodgery.com.
Cool, thanks for sharing that.
ReplyDeleteIf you three ladies (stooges, sorry couldn't help it) decide to do a site, I think it would be a success depending on what avenue you took. I really do think you three would be good at it.
Wow, that was nice of you to offer that.
ReplyDeleteHow was your swim??
ReplyDeleteFunny, you asked, I'm finally about to go. I was doing laundry, and I didn't want the clothes to sit in the dryer. So I just hanged them up, now I am about to go.
ReplyDeleteYes, my life is super exciting.
I'll come back in a little while and let you know how it was.
I know you will be dying in anticipation.
I saw the "Three's Company" references earlier. I better not hear shit about Mr. Roper.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, spurs...it must suck to spend your sundays at the laundromat.
ReplyDeletek...I'm gonna go and wash all my blinds.
What's up Mr. Roper?
Hey Mr. Roper! You ropin you some animals?
ReplyDeletebetter catch and grab it before it gets away.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteThe laudromat line was good. The swim went fine, I know you were waiting to hear that. Also, I "hung" up my clothes, not "hanged" (hillbilly speak) them up.
CBT:
Yeah, you brought that one on yourself.
hahaha bitchhog! it's SNATCH and grab it.
ReplyDeletehahahaha oh shit i am dying here.
Spurs, I'm glad you had a nice swim.
spurs fan, I just did me some calculating. At 5:53 you had just gotten done hanging your clothes up, and at 6:36 you are done with your swim.
ReplyDeleteIf my calculations are correct, you live at your mommy's house because that is where you swim!
OH MY GOD, NO WAIT, YOU WERE DOING LAUNDRY AT YOUR MOMMY'S HOUSE TOO??
ReplyDeleteI'll tell ya Spurs, I'm an internet bloodhound.
ReplyDeleteLook, everyone, I've sent another one into hiding, too afraid to show his face, just like we did to Pimpin'.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok Spurs, we love you anyway!!
Thanks, I'm glad you love me.
ReplyDeleteI live in a town house community. I have a small yard, but no, not big enough for a pool.
As far as my parents house? They don't have a pool, but we did growing up. The last house they built I was almost 17, so they didn't throw in a pool.
You didn't make me go into hiding. I just went and ate Chinese. Pepper Steak.
I can do the ladies accent who greets people so well.
"Hello, how are u?"
It wasn't a long swim because I went out there and I was swimming for awhile, then some dark clouds came and ruined it.
ReplyDeleteBut of course it won't rain. Ever.
stouffers makes chinese pepper steak, too.
ReplyDeletei'm hungry
Really? I spend too much money eating out.I don't go to bars and clubs and things like that, but I only whip up something...pizza, sandwiches, easy things a few times a week. Luckily at work the ladies who work next to me always have food and invite me over.
ReplyDeleteMy boss owns an accounting practice, a home health care business (next door), and runs a Habitat for Horses on some big ass ranch she has.
She's a bad ass.
I guess you are a forlorn fuck in real life too, seeing how you have women on line leaving you charitable comments, and then you have women at work feeding you out of pity. Or did they set up some kind of office aids fund for you?
ReplyDeleteI like the horse thing, that is cool. Not too keen on Texas because I believe that is where one of the few slaughter houses for horses is here in the US.
ReplyDeleteNo, leukemia fund.
ReplyDeleteThey usually get food for the office two to three times a week. It's not for pity, they just invite me over. It's not like anyone is cooking for me Giraffe.
But they do order good food.
Yes, the horse thing is cool. And sad. I've been ought there, she has a lot of horses. But she's showed me pictures of the horses when they rescue them, some of the horses are so abused and malnourished, it's beyond sickening.
ReplyDeleteYou are right. There are slaughter houses here in Texas. South.
Yes, I know, I've seen abused horses. I cannot do hands on stuff because it wipes me out emotionally but if I have extra money, it goes for animals.
ReplyDeleteNot to be too miserable, but there was a story of a girl who had to give up her beloved horse. Took him to a horse auction, which are always rife with people eying horses to sell to slaughter houses. Well, horse ended up in slaughter house. Horrible. I do not understand how a civilized country can let such uncivilized things occur. They close their eyes and pretend it doesn't exist. And if you talk about it, it's like you are some sort of fucking oddball stirring the pot. yeah, that is what I hate most about people. That mentality.
I'm inviting you to Scottsdale once I move. You and some other people.
Yeah, it would be tough emotionally. I still think it is with my boss.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the invite?
Awesome.
Save a Horse. Ride a Cowboy. lol
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, *Miss Texas*
ReplyDeleteI thought so....lol (:
ReplyDeleteSave a whale, harpoon a fat chicks.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you have been very charitable yourself.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Miss BBW Texas appreciates your patronage.
I think we lost Miss Texas to that taco eating site you mentioned.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteYou really have a problem with *Miss Texas*, don't you?
Save a whale, harpoon fat chicks...thats funny.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the end of Norbit (Eddie Murphy)....
P.S. Im going 2 check out this taco eating site.....
What do RQ and cocaine have in common?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeletethey both give me the shits just with the thought of um..
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeletePerfect.
Spurs Fan:
ReplyDeleteYes, I do. Do you have a problem with my problem with Miss Texas?
No, not at all.
ReplyDelete"I mean, do you watch movies and write down lines for later consumption?
ReplyDeleteyeah, you are that much of a loser."
You have to admit Wopness, that was good.
She started it, you know.
ReplyDeletejudge judy is coming on.
ReplyDeleteI tried to think one time how this all started.
ReplyDeleteHow did it start?
You really like that show, huh?
ReplyDeleteWhat good one spurs? I got this new software on my computer, it automatically blocks anything submitted by known transgenders... Its great, I never have to read an RQ post again...
ReplyDeleteYou can order it here:
www.Bitchshutcherstupidtrannymouthup.com
That was great.
ReplyDeleteThat's a hell of a domain name.
I just got back from taco site. I am really hungry for a taco now.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteHello. Thanks for leaving a comment.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are right. That is a hipster video.
ReplyDelete