Friday, September 4, 2009

Tragic (it's back up)





HA HA HA HA (you'll know what I mean when you watch).

If I ever talked liked this out in public, I hope someone just walks up and cracks me so hard in the head I go into a coma to think about things for awhile.

I think we should all pitch in and get him (rhymed) a plane ticket back to England with some prime seats to a lame soccer "match." Maybe the soccer hooligans can straighten him out if he acts out like this while he's there.

You can tell Jim's head is spinning wondering where it all went wrong for him. He's thinking, "Just leave me alone head case." When he says, "My computer has a bug in it. I just put it away for now." That means, "We won't be hanging out again."

I feel for Jim. I can empathize with him (rhymed).

128 comments:

  1. M'lady: Why were you harassing Santa?

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  2. WOW. That was painful.

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  3. Does RQ ever take the clothes pin off of her nose?

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  4. RQ, when are you going to send me some private videos love?

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  5. There are no words other than what has already been said by Anon, that was painful.

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  6. Spurs ,

    You predicted the future she took it down lol.

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  7. M'lady: Don't worry what these fools say, whatever is between your legs is fine by me. I'm not picky.

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  8. Spurs, let me know so we can rip these off youtube next time....i didn't even get to see it.

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  9. oh, you got a picture of you in grade school and my posts are sucky huh?

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  10. The hungover Tranny speaks!!

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  11. RQ, How did the 2nd date go? Did you have soup and tequila?

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  12. RQ is a girl and I wish everyone would leave her alone


    I had my toes crossed
    she is a boy with a wig
    a shitty wig at that

    But I love he/she regardless

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  13. "oh, you got a picture of you in grade school and my posts are sucky huh?"

    Touche.

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  14. I have a picture of me in the womb

    beat that spursdiddle

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  15. Not to mention - in all sincerity, my mom was rocking one of the firecest mullets ive ever seen no lie, could possibly explain some psychical attributes I Was born with and or possible mental disorders as hobbits like to say, TOD - touch of downs, but in my book -downs is like a touch down and I Won!...

    -- no one *no* can rock a look that includes business in the front in a party in the back while expecting a child and see her come out right on the dot -

    I blame this for my confusion and desperation at times, the mullet set the standards that I was either partying or keeping it clean, but to my disadvantage - the party in the back was as long as a horse mane - it surpases her butt. ....

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  16. That's funny stuff Riley, but I doubt your mom "was rocking one of the fiercest mullets" around.

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  17. No Really Spurs

    I will have her send me a photo or get one when I go home, it would be an epic post
    hahahah . not even kidding

    she was also incredibly fat

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  18. Oh crap, I just clicked on your "Blogger" profile, Pam, it's you?

    C'mon.

    Nice name though.

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  19. Aww man! I'm tardy for the party and missed your video RQ! Please put it back up, I absolutely love it when your lit up!

    Oh, by the way, I'm getting livid over the fact that you, Spurs, keep referring to RQ as "he'..you better stop it before I take away your blog son! lol

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  20. I'm pretty scared Queen Bee.

    As far as the "he?"

    What are you talking about?

    Also, thanks for the "lol" Vampire.

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  21. Who is this Pam you speak of
    That name makes me think of the early fourties


    I am riley !

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  22. Oh "Riley" you are funny.
    My mom had hair down to her knees when I was born... my parents were hippies and my dad made tofu.

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  23. Hi QB! I love you! Guess what? I will be in Houston the last weekend of October.

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  24. Streets:

    Your parents were hippies? (no wonder you know so much about drugs...kidding Streets, don't shoot me)

    So how was the tofu?

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  25. Oh she cares...
    and yes my parents were hippies but there were no drugs in our house. my father made tofu and was/is a musician. My mom was a member of the young republicans. She wasn't really a hippie just had to look like one since she had a rockstar husband.

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  26. I was kidding about QB not caring.

    In all seriousness, your dad is still a musician?

    What kind of music?

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  27. Yes he is, he plays the guitar, drums, flute and sitar. He does new age type stuff now. I would send you a link but then everyone would know my last name.

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  28. I wouldn't post your last name Streets.

    I'd like to hear it (no sarcasm).

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  29. I'll send you a link later, I have to get ready to go swimming at our friends' house. They are picking us up... my car is being stupid and won't start! Stupid car.

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  30. Cool.

    Yeah, that car is pretty "stupid."

    You should teach it to read at least.

    Well, have fun swimming.

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  31. It was more like "stooopids" haha I thought her video was hilarious, but that's just me.... still waiting to be picked up for swimming. I think I might just walk to the store for a refreshing beverage. It's only 110 today.

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  32. 110?

    Wow.

    Yes, it was "stoopids", you are right.

    Anonymous:

    "Tranny video?"

    That's not very nice. Are you going to start referring to RQ as "he" too? Because that wouldn't be cool.

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  33. Well now that you explained it to me that way, I just feel awful.

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  34. Spurs,

    Why don't you go puke in a fountain pen and mail it to a monkey house - that should yield you some better writing.

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  35. HI QB & Bitchhog...i've been sick most of the day.

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  36. M'lady: sick or hung over?

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  37. M'lady: are you too sick for phone sex? I really don't want to spend $2.00 a minute for a sex line.

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  38. Elfie: I love you too :) Sorry for the late response, busy mommying it up around here lol I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO VISIT ME IN SCREWSTON!!

    Spurs: Who knows what I meant earlier, I think I confused a comment for yours..idk Anyhow, yeah I've been a zombie since Thursday (I slept, but still groggy-ish)

    RQ- If I knew your address, I'd send you a "GET WELL" cookie bouquet. Mean that. They make these cookie bouquets and the cookies are shaped and decorated like orange prescription bottles! But, I'd feel weird ordering that type of bouquet...lol

    As for everyone else: Kisses to my bitches

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  39. you are such a darling, QB. A real and genuine texas treasure.

    what on earth is Screwston??

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  40. her name should be fatuglyNboringlooking
    -MP

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  41. Thanks MP.

    I'm just surprised you didn't come up with a nice name.

    Shocking.

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  42. Spurs,

    Why would you put this awful video back up?
    If you are going to put up any video let it be the new one showing off her delicious legs.
    mmmmm

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  43. Anon we need to see the ugly side of Rocket Queen this video should stay up. She farts, she drinks. It's a man!

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  44. pam-havent you heard? it wasnt gas, it was her zipper against the wall. why would someone label herself a fat ass (who had to squeeze in between her camera/the wall) instead of admitting they farted? crazy times, crazy.

    rq-you sound quite drunk. do be careful at those bars with jim. and dont wear anything with a zipper on the side of it.

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  45. Where is everyone? I might as well go out, too!

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  46. Oh, hello Spurs! I was just about to go out and do some poppin and lockin on the dancefloor.

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  47. Oh yeah?

    Nice!

    What kind of place are you going to?

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  48. Well, the couch is probably happy.

    You just going to go dancing by yourself there bitchhog?

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  49. I am checking out my nephew's myspace. I think he will be Mr. High Times.
    Tatazz, he is single.

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  50. I always dance. I jump out of bed dancing. (seriously)
    I did win the dance-off!

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  51. Where did you win the dance off at?

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  52. the other site. I beat out Drew, Elfie, and RQ. (rhymed)
    It is a sensitive subject for RQ, so don't mention it to her.

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  53. Oh, well you see, I never got to see your video bitchhog.

    And that stinks.

    Don't worry, I won't mention it.

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  54. You cooking up something special tonight for us social rejects?

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  55. Drew has the video. get it from him.

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  56. "Rejects?"

    If that's the case, I'm like David Koresh then.

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  57. Yeah, well, I don't to "cook up or laugh behind the scenes" anymore.

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  58. Spurs, do you have a Spurs flag on top of your Oldsmobile?

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  59. Omorosa?

    So are you supposed to be some trouble maker?

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  60. I think I will contact DG right now so we can laugh behind the scenes. I think she may be on a hot date with Francois, though.

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  61. No, on the back of my bike. A big flag.

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  62. The both of you tricked me, and now you are rubbing my faces in it. Like I am a dog.

    That would make sense. Because it was crap.

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  63. You have to give us props. We fooled all!
    hooklinesinker

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  64. Maybe I should have gone with Captain of the ship or something else.

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  65. Would you two like some sort of ticker tape parade or a special award for fooling me?

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  66. Is this cult based on attempting to be the 1st people on the moon?
    What's behind the scenes here?

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  67. That "faces" line wasn't nice either. You two are like bullies.

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  68. We will accept monetary awards. Preferably larger than RQ's 1st paycheck.

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  69. spurs, you have an olds? is it a hurst/olds with the dual gate shifter?

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  70. He has a large and in charge olds with a box of kleenex on the dash.
    Good Evening, 8. Welcome to the cult.

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  71. No, the "1st people on the moon" is a nice fairy tale bedtime story for kids.

    As far as "behind the scenes?"

    Behind the scenes is a hurt and confused fellow who find it strange that you and Lion deceived me.

    So sadness is behind the scenes.

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  72. man...spurs, i didnt know you were all about the autos too?!?! howdy bitchhog, how are you?

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  73. 8=======D~~~:

    I have a bicycle. But it does have pegs, so I can give people rides.

    I'm quite the poser on it.

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  74. I am just fabulous! just debating on whether I shall venture out.

    And you? How are you?

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  75. i have a schwinn....a krate.

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  76. Sweet, Spurs! So if we were to go on a date, I wouldn't have to sit on the handlebars?

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  77. i am doing well. just a human being a human being.

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  78. No, you'd be so stoked too. I can pedal fast. I'll even try to pop a wheelie to impress you.

    But you couldn't be on the pegs, because you might fall off.

    And that might ruin my chances.

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  79. i want a basket for my schwinn...that way i can make my dates sit in it. kinda like E.T.

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  80. I have a helmet ready for special occasions such as this. Can you ollie and backside flip?

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  81. i remember when i was like 4 years old and i had an swirly plastic hobie skateboard. wow....so long ago.

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  82. Girls would love to sit in the basket like ET.

    I don't know what you two smooth players are doing home on a Friday night.

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  83. You must have the ladies out fetching dinner and drinks for you.

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  84. i dont really go out anymore. im burnt out on it. you can only do it for so long ya know?

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  85. Because I'm an old loser who only goes out occasionally.

    When my mom doesn't give me a curfew.

    Damn bitchhog, you just came her to talk some trash, huh?

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  86. I apologize for talking trash. Sometimes I forget the venue I have come to.

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  87. pretty sure you at least get an allowance spurs. i dont.

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  88. Which victory are you referring to?

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  89. I accept your apology bitchhog.

    You did forget, and that's ok.

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  90. You know, the scheme you and Lion cooked up over there for me.

    The hurtful scheme.

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  91. ok...my girlfriend is out of the shower...time to bang the lining out of her.

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  92. 8, if you go to work for grf.com you can get a paycheck.
    Spurs, what is the salary to post on this site?

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  93. Way too much info about 8 and Tatazz.

    Don't worry Spurs, we fooled everyone.

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  94. Salary?

    Sadly, not much. I smiled when I read that.

    I'll split up whatever is made. You'd laugh when you saw.

    Maybe I should put up more than one ad block.

    You know, I have been thinking of trying bring some people on.

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  95. Everyone?

    What, are you two planning on taking on the world now?

    Ring ring, ring ring.

    That's the wake up call buddy.

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  96. Good one.

    But it's just a matter of time before they call back.

    By "they", I mean reality.

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  97. Well, reality will have to get in line behind Drew and the telemarketers.

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  98. Well, what I really mean by "reality" is me.

    It's just inevitable before I clown you two. I mean, Lion already got a taste.

    It was pretty sour.

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  99. oh really? do you plan on posting that pic of my backside that was on the other site 5 times?
    This should be good. Let me know when you are ready so I can get a snack.

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  100. I don't really care for the times I stare at an insult (that last line was taken by me as one) and I don't have anything.

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  101. Speaking of snack, where has the foodie been? I am hungry and would like to add to my reportoire of fine dishes.

    I think he has been reading my APB's on him today and is in hiding because truth be told, his dishes are from a box.

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  102. You should should see my recipes.

    You can follow them if you know how to:

    1. Microwave.
    2. Use a phone.
    3. Drive to pick something up.

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  103. Spurs, I am sorry if I have offended thee.
    I have been locked up all day driving through the BFE of California. I am frisky, anxious, antsy, etc. I think I need to get off my ass right now.

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  104. I was about to ask if I'm some punching bag for you tonight.

    I feel bruised and beaten.

    At least my soul does.

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  105. Geez, now there you go making me expose a sensitive side on this cult site.

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  106. No problem.

    That is what kleenex is made for.

    I appreciate the sensitivity. And you plan on using that "cult" line for awhile, huh?

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  107. Bitchhog, which of the two words of your name are accurate?

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  108. They are both accurate.

    I am a raging bitch. Anything else you would like to know?

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  109. You're a hog as well?

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  110. RQ is crazy. That's why I like her.

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  111. Her voice reminds me of Paula Abdul's or Anna Nicole Smith when they are all fucked up on prescr. pills and liquor.

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