So I went out this weekend. While I was out I met this guy who took my phone and added his number to my phone. He then called his phone to make sure he had my number. I know what you're thinking. Who cares, right? But this guy is different. I've never had a conversation anything like this before. I would like to point out this guy was about 5'5, skinny, and had leathery skin. Basically, not hot at all. Anyway, today I receive a text from him. Here is how our conversation went down. I left out the first few texts because they were boring. Are guys really this stupid?
Him: Are you open to partially clothed activities?
Me: No. That's not what I'm about. Sorry.
Him: Don't be sorry. If you like not getting naked with men with good bodies I may not understand but I respect it If that changes one day I won't be surprised.
Me: I can get that anytime. Too easy. I find intelligence and personality much more appealing. To each their own.
Him: Intelligence gives one a sence of idea. If you didn't comprehend the difference between a forward? Regarding fun to me and a relationship I'm sorry I was confusing you.
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about but I'm not interested. Let's just leave it at that. It's spelled sense.
Him: Ok thx...Hope you find the positive in this conversation cuz there is a positive in everything.
Me: Yes. I found it positive because I found it funny. I even forwarded your text to my friends.
Him: Maybe you've had guy go through all that just to leave you single in the end. Feeling used, unappreciated, disappointed, etc. I'm not wanting to hurt anyone so I'm honest.
Me: I do not do one night stands. I date guys who take me out and are intelligent. Texting me some bullshit like that is unimpressive and insulting.
Him: Not sure I believe that. But ok. You said the words too easy when we started. How easy would it be to have a guy like me stick around for more than one night of sex.
Me: I do have sex with men just not any man. I have standards. Honestly I've never had a one night stand. I like to know who I'm talking to before. I already know what you're about and I have no interest you sticking around.
Him: You stuck around a long time tonight and I appreciate that. I'm a better person because of it. Thanks! Maybe you can be honest with yourself like I have toward you.
Me: Amuse me please and tell me how I'm not being honest with myself? I'm not into one night stands and I'm very selective who I choose to date.
Him: Why have your selections ended you up single and why are you trying to convince me of something? My goal was to have fun so unless you're willing lets part ways.
Me: That's funny. I've never been left. I just know my value. You need a girl that is desperate. I am not the one. I've been single for a month now because I choose to be. He is not what I wanted. I'm not looking for sex or a boyfriend and if I was it would'nt be you. Let me be clear. I did not say I didn't want to have sex with you because I want a relationship. I just don't want to have sex with you. It's that simple.
Him: What happened to you answering my question about too easy? I won't resort to verbal abuse regarding quality, number scale, girls I've dated compared to you etc., old me You realize exper....
This is how the conversation ended. Each text message I recieved from him got more and more entertaining which is why I kept responding. I figured I would share it. If you feel you wasted your time reading it, haha.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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I don't see what the problem was, Dirtygirl. He sounds like a keeper. And he seems to be great at talking in circles and negating what you say.
ReplyDeleteYou better get back to him quickly!
I'm with Bitchhog on this one DG. He sounds like he would stalk you unconditionally.....
ReplyDeleteBtw, Hope everyone had a good weekend. I drank like I was 21 again......and threw up like a 30/yr old has been
Mr. Begbie,
ReplyDeleteThrow in a wicked sunburn and trying to lure deer with apples and we had the same weekend.
I avoided the sunburn Bitchhog, but I got talked into playing Circle of Death and Asshole (yeah didn't know people still played those games) by my wife's younger sister and her friends. Thought I would show them how cool I still was but failed miserably and they laughed at me all weekend.
ReplyDeleteLure deer with Apples? Due tell, this ought to be good.
Huh? Bitchhog, what is this post all about? I didn't have time to read all of that..
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteIt was about some jackass that tried to hit on Dirtygirl, and some of the stupid stuff he was texting her.
What I don't get is how someone like Dirtygirl is picky. You would think she would be happy if a squirrel hit on her.
DG: I gotta go with the general consensus which is don't let this one get away... You don't know if your next stalker will "jump on your hook" as easy as this one did...
ReplyDeletePut me down for the drank like a 21 yr old too! Minus the sunburn and throwing up (although I think a quick trip to the porcelain god would have made me feel much better)
What was I thinking? He did say he wouldn't be surprised if I came around. Maybe I should. I'm glad he and I had our heart to heart. Now I have to go back and wonder why I am single. Afterall, this must be an issue. What am I doing wrong?
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteI noticed our friend DiVA is now posting on the other site. She must have been wandering the streets of St. Louis for the past few months wondering what happened to RR.
Poor DiVA. What a wandering soul without her RR. I even bought her a new helmet a few months ago. It just sits here and collects dust.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would come over here bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteShe talked a lot of trash about me.
Of course all of it sucked, but the point is she made an effort.
Maybe we could lure her over here with apples?
ReplyDeleteThat would probably work.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a project bitchhog should consider.
Diva is a brainless skank.
ReplyDeleteDG~ this was hilarious and well I've had almost the EXACT conversation before (believe it or not)
I wish I had gotten drunk, sunburned and lured deer with apples. I spent the weekend barfing, hallucinating and lying on the couh sweating like a pig with my thermostat turned to 50.
That sucks Elfie. If you like I will give you this guy's phone number and he can keep you occupied with his texts.
ReplyDeleteOh you are far too kind DG, far too kind.
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ReplyDeleteI don't remember giving my number out yesterday...
and my skin only seemed leathery because I was on the beach in Mexico for 4 days without sunscreen...
and for the record, I am not that skinny...
... still trying to figure out how you thwarted all of my best lines...!?!?
ha...
- chef -
-crimking-
That was you chef? I'm sorry I left out that you had a black eye, too.
ReplyDeleteHow did he get your phone? You left it unattended? Tard. Never hand your phone over, some people (I've heard) like to scroll through text messages and read all yo' biznass. It's funny. I mean, so I've been told.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you even talked to someone with leathery skin, you are too kind, DG. Let me guess, Westgate? Saddle Ranch or Hell's Half Acre?
No, even better. Hurricane Bay. I wasn't really talking to him either. I was talking to a group of people and he took my phone from me because I was texting my friends too much and added his number. You're right though. I was being nice and didn't make a big thing about it. But now after all this, I think it was worth it because it made me laugh.
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