See Big Fail and Pam? Most people don't think masturbating on camera is all that cool. So Pam drop the cam (rhymed) work (though at least it's a little more favorable for you), and Fat Boy, quit sending pics of you stroking your cock to chicks (as you can see, women don't find that to be cool at all).
What I want to know is where is the grid for "Masturbating at home all alone in your bed in the dark with tears pouring down your face, wondering where it all went wrong for you."
Or is that just me?
I sure it's more than just you, spurs. I really appreciate how 'real' with us you are.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Sad times buddy, sad times.
ReplyDeleteI need a hug.
Blame it on the economy.
ReplyDeleteOn the brighter side, at least you are not creepy like Drew.
That's like saying, "At least you aren't dead."
ReplyDeleteI mean, was that a compliment?
ReplyDeleteI think it barely qualifies as a compliment. But it still counts. Kind of like the person who made the 'pinto in the junkyard' comment.
ReplyDeleteIt does barely qualify as a compliment. You know what's funny? (or maybe sad?) Today, I thought about that "pinto in the junkyard" and the "Johnny Football Captain" comment about three or four times. Each time, it just made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteYou know what line I also want to use one day? The one that Christopher Walken used on Exhibit 5A where he said that "I didn't think it was possible for my eyes to vomit, but I think they just did", or the "Someone needs to arrest her for attempted murder of my eyesight."
So funny.
5A hasn't been around at all. Her comments make me laugh but not in a christopher walken kind of way. More like a Dj the real one kind of way.
ReplyDelete5A isn't going to come around again unless we somehow get ahold of some pics of her.
ReplyDeleteThen we can send the 12 head signal out (you know, like the Batman signal), and get her to come back.
You know, for a second there I felt bad about the beating she took on here, but then I just remembered all the shit she talked about other people, and I didn't feel bad at all. Guarantee she won't ever do that again, so maybe we should just let her be (rhymed).
Also, his name isn't "DJ the Real One."
ReplyDeleteIt's Pelican.
Thanks.
On an unrelated note, Dirty Girl is hot:)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up my friend? Yeah, she looks pretty good.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note, I would like to know if anonymous is hot.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI am good looking like how George Clooney is good looking, not like how a male model is good looking, and I am charming, lol.
Is this "Hitch" time again?
ReplyDeleteI think another "anonymous" mentioned that.
lol Spurs.
ReplyDeleteIt may be Hitch time, but not for me.
I'm going to turn this into a dating site....for me.
ReplyDeleteI will help you DG, but I am Porsche shopping right now and possibly looking at a bigger house and know that nothing kills those dreams and sucks your money away faster than a good looking woman. lol
ReplyDeletei can count to potato.
ReplyDelete"DJ the pelican one said...
ReplyDeletei can count to potato."
lmao.
CBT's Female Commenter Rating Scale:
ReplyDeleteElfie: 9.1
Dirtygirl: 8.9
QB: 8.4 (1 point added for exuding rays of sunshine, .5 deducted for 5 head)
Pam: 8.25 (1 point added for age, .25 added for wide open sexuality)
Tatazz: 8.2 (.75 added for trashiness, .5 deducted for bitchiness)
MTQT: 8.1 (1 point deducted for weight, .5 added for her eyes, this is one of the hottest fat chicks I've ever seen)
RQ: 6.7 (.75 added for her ass, .5 point deducted for age, .5 deducted for sasquatch feet, 1 point deducted for sheer insanity)
KB and Bitch Hog: ?????? (unknown, not enough data), but still hotter than...
Medium Pimpin': 2.5
5A: 2.1 (She'd be a 2.6 if she wasn't such a cunt, I would rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener)
MTQT: I found you some halloween costumes.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.halloweencostumes.org/plus-size-costumes.html
Wow CBT...Does my 5 head really bother you that you had to deduct a half point? It could be worse, I could have one of those kinda foreheads like that ugly whore from the Real Housewives of New Jersey? It looks like her eyebrows and hairline are trying to hook up.
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteAre you really all that worried about Hillbilly's rating system?
I mean, if you are related to him, or under the age of 18 you get a 10, so I wouldn't sweat it.
I was thinking something more along the lines of this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.halloweenexpress.com/mobster-minx-adult-costume-p-18859.html
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/fbi-agent-mia-babe-adult-costume-p-18545.html
I agree with Spurs, CBT's rating system is bullshit! Notice it says: Female Rating Scale, but he added Medium Pimpin???
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to mention Hillbilly throwing MP in there, but I figured he's already drunk on moonshine.
Also, the Cowboys don't look that good.
QB: The 5 head really doesn't bother me at all. You still came in at 8.4. That should have tied you with DG, but I forgot to deduct a half point from her for resembling Britney Spears and reminding me of the "barefoot in gas station bathroom" picture.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I don't do kinfolk, that's as worn out as you living in your momma's basement, and, with rare exception, my cutoff point is over 19 and I prefer 22 to 25, even though 16 is legal in Arkansas. Don't say shit about that either, it's 17 in Texas.
MTQT: Drop a few pounds and you're tied with Elfie. Even though I give you shit about being a chunky girl, you really are a beauty (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteI was kidding CBT...just giving you a hard time.
ReplyDeleteWhy would CBT even rate another guy? Not unless CBT is a fag.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Anonymous
ReplyDeleteCBT: Putting Pam at the same number as Tatazz, QB, MTQT???
ReplyDeleteFAIL!!!!!!
WTD:
ReplyDeleteFAIL is Drew's moniker now. But yes, I don't know what rating system Hillbilly was using.
I still think he's "moonshined" up.
That's the point CBT was making a point that MP is not a man... no homo.
ReplyDeleteThanks Streets. My day is now complete.
ReplyDeleteuh, mp is a guy. CBT = homo!
ReplyDeleteAnon~ if you say so... I have seen proof otherwise.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I do what I can.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteThat's the point CBT was making a point that MP is not a man... no homo."
Thank you Elfie, you're not only hot, but smart, too.
"WTD said...
CBT: Putting Pam at the same number as Tatazz, QB, MTQT???"
Pam got a point for youth. MTQT will tie with Elfie when she drops a few pounds. QB's just too nice. Something puts me off about Tatazz, not really sure what, but she's still hot. I notice you didn't argue with me about who the top girl around here is.
I'm going to look at cbt's rating scale like American Idol. The 2nd place winner ends up more successful than first place. So take that Elfie! ;)
ReplyDeleteExcept in the case of Kelly Clarkson the original idol and I am the original SpursFan Idol! SO TAKE THAT Dirtygirl! ;P
ReplyDeleteWe we're about to have a jersey burning ceremony last night. haha Damn Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteMP's not a man, hes a boy
BitchDog is RQ because they exited at the same time.....and she was the only person who RQ liked
Good point. You could've mentioned Carrie Underwood, too. But you are now under contractual obligation to spurs and I am still free to roam the world.
ReplyDeleteMT,
ReplyDeleteRQ and Bitchhog are not the same person.
Where is bitchhog anyway, spurs? Did you lock her up in your basement after I outted the two of you?
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYeah, they don't look good, do they?
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to make a comment on bitchhog. That was blown way out of proportion.
But yes, she's in my mom's basement. In a cage.
Are you saying Bitchhog was blowing the whole both of you wearing the same velvet track suits everyday out of proportion?
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying she blew anything out of proportion. We really do wear track suits. I thought that track suit post with the panda was the best post on this site yet (SARCASM).
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I don't think I've ever worn a track suit. Who am I?
Mike D?
"Queen Bee said...
ReplyDeleteI was kidding CBT...just giving you a hard time."
I know, sugar.
I am going to send you one with rhinestones on it that all the older women in Scottsdale seem to love.
ReplyDeleteDG, even with the Britney Spears thing happening, I still worship the seat cushion you sit on.
ReplyDeletePlease do that DG. I want to come across as gay, that way I might be able to score with a woman.
ReplyDeleteYeah, makes sense.
"I'm a mission... a stolen car mission, had a small problem with the transmission" Mike D
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Getting laid is a lot like selling a car. You've got your meet and greet, needs analysis, product presentation, trial close, occasionally some negotiation and the final close. There just isn't any demo ride and you don't have to send them to F and I.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteSmooth.
CBT:
Thanks dude, but I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing though.
I LOVE Britney's new track "3"...it's her interpretation of a threesome! It just became available today! Man, was she visiting the site yesterday during our menage a trois talk? lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously Queen Bee? Britney Spears?
ReplyDeleteI might check that out when I get home, but not before I watch Sesame Street.
QB: I honestly cannot picture you involved in anything kinkier than plain old committed couple sex.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: If you're happy with what you're getting, that's all that counts.
CBT: Haven't you ever heard the addage "It's always the nice ones?" I'm not trying to brag by any means, but the things I've tried out would make your head spin and your cheeks blush :) haha
ReplyDeleteQB: I might be surprised at what you've done, but nothing makes my head spin and I've never blushed.
ReplyDeleteHehehe...that's right, I forgot who I was talking to...the Don Juan of Arkansas..
ReplyDeleteQB are you going to watch The Hills tonight???? :) YAY I'm almost as excited for the new season of The Hills as I am for the new Twilight Movie lol.
ReplyDeleteQB: I wouldn't quite go that far. I've had two female friends (both bi, one an ex-secretary/sugar baby) that liked me enough to hook me up with the girls they were sleeping with who, in turn, would bring other girls into the mix. It was kinda like an MLM scheme. Young guys are generally such pieces of shit nowadays that simply being respectful and buying dinner in nice restaurants goes a long way.
ReplyDeleteWho is 5A?
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteThe Hills? Are you serious? With the Britney Spears crap and The Hills now, I think I'm about to faint.
Wopness:
ReplyDelete5A is DiVA. Because if you look at her post, exhibit 5A was given to her regarding her hair line.
DiVA has a 9 head, is a candidate for Hair Club for Women and is the cockiest ugly bitch I've run across.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteNo need to continue to pounce on her so harshly. Actually, do whatever you want.
But in my world (World Wars, famine, etc. etc.) she gets a pass now, just like Jaden and Kaden and that Pixie. Though I did take a shot at her on the SORRY post. Only because she was staring at a guy's ass.
if you had a choice to either have sex with 5A and die a horrible slow death tomorrow or have sex with mp and live 60 healthy extra years which would it be? i think cbt would chose mp.
ReplyDeletewell according to his rate chart he would chose mp.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas:
ReplyDeleteI do like Kristin Cavallerieoaola lol but I'm not sure if I'll watch the season premiere. I saw an article showing how much the douchebags make per episode, it was astounding:
Lauren Conrad (before she left the show)-$125,000 per episode
Ceiling eyes Audrina- $100,000 per episode
Kristin Cavalwhatever- $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag- $80,000 per episode
Bromance Jenner- $45,000 per episode
Spencer Twatt -$60,000 per episode
Spencer's flesh colored beard- $2,000 per episode
Staci the bartender- 2 morning after pills and a 10% off coupon to the free clinic.
So, you see, I think if I continue to watch, I'm only helping these losers stay wealthy.
NOW, Twilight...that's another story...I'm psyched to see New Moon! :)
Love ya MT!
Are we back in Elementary School?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, with Queen Bee and her love of DENIM, we are!!
Spurs, someone needs to tell you. I'll break it to you gently.
ReplyDeleteYour site is doomed. FatAssBlog.com has Amanda Roadman. She's clearly real, cause she posts on a blog. And she emails in and stuff. And talks about her Hawaiin Tropic stuff. And Drew says she's real so you should not need any more proof.
And they're up to 0 comments on the last several posts as usual. So hang it up buddy. Admit it, Drew beat you. He is a marketing genius, that's how he built a bad credit cell phone empire that people envy the world over. He built this from NOTHING! From selling one used Motorola StarTac on ebay in 1994 to the Fortune 50,000,000 company it is now.
I mean, when people think of people with shitty credit that have no business owning a cell phone to rack up bills, they think of Big Drew Faganelli. So, give it up. The marketing guru of broke losers beat your ass.
As Ali G says.... respeck.
Shut the front door! (that was to you SF)
ReplyDeleteThe Real Fake CBT:
ReplyDeleteHey, I saw that about Amanda Roadmen. I can't tell you how much I just shook my head on that.
Frankly, (I can't say this enough), I feel sorry for him.
I really wish he'd just shut the site down, that way I could just leave him alone.
As far as his Cell Phone Empire?
I don't know, he probably does make some money off of it (just felt like throwing him a bone).
Thanks Queen Bee, but what did that mean?
ReplyDeleteDid you get one in that was over my head?
QB was joining in my sarcasm about shuttin down. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, now I get it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteGood one Queen Bee.
Anyone know Drew's ebay name? How come I have a feeling he sells used phones on ebay, makin a hefty $2.00 profit per phone? I'd love to see what the seller ratings and comments are on this scammer.
ReplyDelete(Sorry to jack your thread QB.... it really IS all about you ;) )
Oh wait! That was the last thread! Let the Drew bashing festival continue! Carry on!
ReplyDeleteYeah, did you forget what post you were on?
ReplyDeleteI sho did. I were like a possum in a pig fact'ry, dontcha know. Why heck ah was like CBT at a high school gradj-ee-ashun, all flustered lookin fer poontang.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
ReplyDeleteI love Britney Spears!! And her new song is awesome, but I expect nothing else from the Duchess of Pop.
ReplyDeleteThe Hills? Negative. I am disappointed in you both, QB and MT.
New Moon looks better than Twilight, but let's be honest ladies, Twin Peaks was better than Twilight. What was with the background music anytime there was danger present? I saw a clip from NM and the stupid music is back! It was a clip where Bella (barf btw) is riding her motorcycle. At least she got rid of her horrid blue eye shadow, my gosh was that hideous in the first movie.
I'm hoping the acting has improved as well, but I won't hold my breath (unless Carlisle is on screen-omg, he is so sexy). Nor will I pay full price to see it. I'm going to find a sugardaddy and have him take me during the day-matinee price plus senior discount. I am frugal in these tough economic times.
Sorry for my absence Spurs I've been getting high on the man.
ReplyDeleteHi Francis!
ReplyDeleteHow is my e-lover doing today?
I'm doing good sunshine. I just found Jesus so Spurs wouldn't call me a degenerate again. How are you hot girl?
ReplyDeleteFake CBT: It was easy to get laid at my high school graduation party. My buddy stole 150 Quaaludes from the Wal Mart Pharmacy and passed them out at graduation. Even the goody goody girls that never put out were dropping trou.
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteI just found Jesus so Spurs wouldn't call me a degenerate again."
Francis: I wasn't aware he was lost.
CBT: I believe thats a sex crime.
ReplyDeleteLadies: lets see some of your rankings...
"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT: I believe thats a sex crime."
It wasn't in 1976. We didn't wait until they passed out, the girls just got so fucked up they were doing stuff they normally wouldn't. The '70s were good times, other than every pussy looked like a chia pet.
There was a whole lot less shit against the law back then.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteAnon~ if you say so... I have seen proof otherwise."
I just saw this. Proof I'm not a homo or proof MP's a girl?
WTD,
ReplyDeleteI would have to rank Francis my number one.
Thanks DG.....you know you're my number 1 as well.
ReplyDeleteI left out that RQ lost .25 for farting on video.
ReplyDeleteDG: thats fine, I just want to see spurs receive a lot of 1's and 2's, LMAO
ReplyDeleteI might still be baked I have no clue but this post was made under false pretenses I decided
ReplyDeleteIt said masterbating on webcam is not taboo compared to all other things, this means people should lay off the hate!
I think I would have to give spurs #2 due to the fact that I've known him the longest on here.
ReplyDeleteWhy is CBT always so proud of his drug use? Do you need it to get laid?
ReplyDeleteI mean, we've all tried various thing and Spurs is Mr Baked himself, no judgement there. But ludes, 8-balls and constant use? And you wear it like badge of honor?
Fake cbt has a good point. I don't think I would brag about drugging girls just to have sex with them.
ReplyDeleteBut I also don't believe everything I read on the internet.
Wop... women's rating systems for men are far too intricate, they could never be posted on a site such as this. It takes more than us knowing what you all look like to properly rate you, we need to analyze all facets of your life/personality/job/income/friends/ex-girlfriends/education/family to tell you your worth (or unworthiness).
ReplyDeleteRiley: You're confused? No shit. Hating cause you spank it on the web? haha hardly, yet again you are confused.
ReplyDeleteDG: We are talking looks for christsakes...
Real Fake CBT: Drugs are bad mmmkay, sex is bad mmmkay
Fiance Streets:
ReplyDeleteJesus christ my stock just plummeted
Women's rating system of men could easily be the subject of a Master's thesis. One day, we'll have enough super computer power to predict their ratings. It's that complex. Worse than predicting the weather 2 years from now.
ReplyDeleteWop~ For women (at least the smart ones) there is no rating system based on looks alone... see explanation above. You are still my favorite ;)
ReplyDeleteMy stock just skyrocketed LMAO
ReplyDeleteAll the drugs are part of my life, a past part now. Other than the occasional toke, I do no drugs, and haven't for close to 10 years. Hell, I barely even drink anymore.
ReplyDeleteWomen's ratings systems are extremely complex. We men are easy; She looks good, doesn't act too psycho, I believe I'll take a shot at it.
Wop: Mine goes,
ReplyDeleteCocky/kinda fun/not what it used to be/dead or assholes/too many/useless/annoying
CBT: you got 2 outta 7, so hopefully looks count for something, cause if you rank higher than me, Ill shoot myself
ReplyDeleteWop, you're frucked. You're not quite as good looking now as I was at your age.
ReplyDeleteCBT: hahaa bullshit
ReplyDeleteHow old are you Wop? What, 31, maybe 32?
ReplyDeleteAt 31, I weighed 150 and had a 30 inch waist. At 51 its 172 and a 33 inch waist.
ReplyDeleteI'm not postin mine. I haven't figured out yet which of the "Girls of Spursfan" I want to stalk me yet. RQ would be the stalkiest stalker for sure but I'm not sure she's been released from the looney bin yet.
ReplyDelete29.. and your description of yourself sounds like you were trying to pick up guys not women.. Since when is being a scrawny hick with a girls waist size constitute a good looking man?
ReplyDeleteFake CBT: Go ahead and post it. Almost all the "Girls of Spursfan" are pretty hot, even the fat one. Of course, with your luck, you'd probably get 5A. Or Pimpin'.
ReplyDeleteWop~ 30" is a girl sized waist only if you are chunky. But yes, that is small for a man.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. Congrats to you.
Wop, you're only 29? You really must be a foody. Italians look better fat than most folks, though.
ReplyDeleteI'm far from a hick, too. Well, ok, maybe not that far.
"Wop... women's rating systems for men are far too intricate, they could never be posted on a site such as this. It takes more than us knowing what you all look like to properly rate you, we need to analyze all facets of your life/personality/job/income/friends/ex-girlfriends/education/family to tell you your worth (or unworthiness)."
ReplyDeleteGee Streets, that's not superficial at all
Elfie - I realize that, I was just highlighting the fact that CBT has a gay man's perspective on a good looking man
ReplyDelete"I mean, we've all tried various thing and Spurs is Mr Baked himself, no judgement there."
ReplyDeleteNot lately dude, not lately.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteWop~ 30" is a girl sized waist only if you are chunky. But yes, that is small for a man."
I'm only 5'10" and I've always been a wiry little sonuvabitch. 160 and 32" is where I'm most comfortable.
With my luck, if I post my //'s, RQ will return, take notice, and next thing you know its boilin bunnies.
ReplyDeleteFuck that. Been there, done that. OK well not literally. But close enough.
"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteElfie - I realize that, I was just highlighting the fact that CBT has a gay man's perspective on a good looking man"
Wop: I don't know anything about a gay man's perspective. What I do know is at 160 with a 32" waist, I get more attention from 22 year old girls and that's really all I care about.
18 CBT, not 22. Keep your story straight.
ReplyDelete22 sounds almost normal. Oh wait, you're how old? Never mind. ;-)
"The Real fake CBT said...
ReplyDeleteWith my luck, if I post my //'s, RQ will return, take notice, and next thing you know its boilin bunnies.
Fuck that. Been there, done that. OK well not literally. But close enough."
I'm starting to like my alter ego. Fake CBT, I love the Queen even if she did go psycho on me, but she definitely does have "bunny boiler" potential.
CBT - who gives a shit about your gayness, fake yungin gettinness, and all that, FACT: I am better lookin at 29 than you were at 29 (55years ago)
ReplyDeleteThat is all kind sir
"The Real fake CBT said...
ReplyDelete18 CBT, not 22. Keep your story straight."
I'm 51 and I'm slowing down some. The 18 year olds are just too goddamn much trouble. The 22 year olds have been through the "21 year old crazies" and don't drag me to the fucking bars every night. My current sugar baby will be 23 on the third, she's smart as hell, very much into politics (as am I), fun to talk to, a nursing student, 5'8", long legged, a freak in the sack and she lives about 70 miles away. Perfect.
'My current sugar baby will be 23 on the third, she's smart as hell, very much into politics (as am I), fun to talk to, a nursing student, 5'8", long legged, a freak in the sack and she lives about 70 miles away. Perfect.'
ReplyDeletehe sounds like a lucky guy. better not let him go cbt.
Spurs~ I hardly think that is superficial. I'm just saying we take more into account than what a man looks like. Personality, chemistry and how a man treats those around him (family, friends and those we encounter while out) are the top determining factors for me.
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT - who gives a shit about your gayness, fake yungin gettinness, and all that, FACT: I am better lookin at 29 than you were at 29 (55years ago)"
Sorry Wop. At 29, you're a chubby, hairy, chipmunk cheeked future tater killer (an old fat bastard that can kill a bowl of mashed potatoes in record time), ok, since you're Italian, we'll change that to pasta killer. By the time you get to 51, you'll need a hoveround to get to the canolis in Elfie's kitchen.
CBT, I know you already explained your sugar baby logic. Glad it makes sense in your mind cause in mine it's fucked up. I like women and need more than a once a week discussion and once a week bangfest. I actually value their opinions, insights, thoughts, compassion and more -- on a daily basis. I'm weird that way huh?
ReplyDeleteTo each his own. Gotta give you credit on one point though. You are honest that you're a true trout. If that's what you strive to be..... well.... uhhh... enjoy.
Trout on, CBT, trout on.
Anon said: "he sounds like a lucky guy. better not let him go cbt"
ReplyDeleteAgreed, sounds like a helluva a guy, Im sure he appreciates your 28" waist
Fake CBT: At one time the things you valued were also the things I valued. 20 years of marriage to a high maintenence woman (who still is and always will be the love of my life)cured that shit. I used to actually value their opinions, insights, thoughts, compassion and more on a daily basis. Now I just value it once a week. I simply no longer have the patience to deal with a full time woman.
ReplyDeleteAnon said: "he sounds like a lucky guy. better not let him go cbt"
ReplyDeleteHer name is Erin. She's posted over in Guidoville from when some of us sent in pics of our exes. I'd kinda blown her off at the time for the 19 year old black chick from STL.
Trout on, CBT. Wear your trout badge proudly.
ReplyDeleteNik Bitchie and others don't exactly use it as a term of endearment. But hey, whatever trips your trigger out there in Hickville USA.
But just wait til Nik hears you had a 28 inch waist. Expect a call from Ari soon, you're the next Dirty Celeb. Nik likes thin men.
Fake CBT: I don't go that way, but even if I did, I'd like to think I could do better than Nik or Ari.
ReplyDeleteErin? Or Aaron? LMAO
ReplyDelete"The Real fake CBT said...
ReplyDeleteTrout on, CBT. Wear your trout badge proudly.
Nik Bitchie and others don't exactly use it as a term of endearment."
I guarantee the ugliest bitch I've ever fucked (in the USA) is still hotter than the hottest tail Sand Boy Nik has ever pulled.
kinda strange that cbt's fuckbuddy has an ambiguous name. like mp's name is dana. hhhhmmmm....something seems kinda fag to me.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI am 6'1", 195, hardly a Chris Farley, I am not very hairy at all except for my beard, the least hairy man in my huge family (thanks for the genes ma!), you are judging me by one picture, that I was sitting down in, cheesey as hell smile, because I was on vacation and drunk...
Wop, you know I like the shit outta you, even when you're giving me shit and in spite of the fact you're an attorney (I was gonna be an attorney, but I discovered my ethic level was too high, so I went into used car sales instead). 6'1, 195 isn't fat, yet, but Italian food has a way of settling in a man's gut and ass, so buy the hoveround now and get ready.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Elfie totally on the whole "rating system"....
ReplyDeleteBut, my favorite on this site is Spurs just because Ive talked to him longer than any of the rest of you, and hes never said anything negative to me, or about me! :)
2nd-Wop;hes a sweetie
3rd-Giggity because he gave me Guitar Tips
4th-CBT because u always say smart ass "weight remarks"
5th-8~~~~~~~D
6th-MP because he took the time to track down my myspace just to talk shit like a little queer boy.
KiNky, I was a huge fan of Laguna Beach in H.S. and I just kept following up with it when the Hills first started. Last season when I found out Kristin was taking Laurens spot, I told myself I would never watch that show again, but Im anxious to see if Kristin tries fucking with Justin Bobby, I want Audrina to kick her ass. lol
Twilight on the other hand is AMAZING. I just recently have been "getting into" it. New Moon is going to be just as good.
On another note, has anyone been paying attention to the billboards that read:
2012- You've been Warned?!?!
They are all over Ft. Worth and Dallas.
Somethings going to happen Dec. 21, 2012.
Galactic Alignment- I dont think that the end of the world is coming, but something will def. happen on that date.
Girls
#1-Queen Bee
#2-Elfie
#3-Truth Hurts
#4-Pam
#5-DirtyGirl
#6-Kinky
#7-Tatazz
-1=RQ for being a bipolar crazy bitch
-2=BitchDog for just being a straight up bitch
I think I just won the longest comment award :) lol
ReplyDeleteMTQT: Even chunky you're still beautiful (no sarcasm). If you still looked like your Myspace pics you'd have tied with Elfie.
ReplyDeleteMTQT: Isn't Justin Bobby Nik Richie's sheep?
ReplyDeleteDude fuck u, lol...
ReplyDelete"if u still looked like ur myspace pics"
If you had any game at all it was back in the fuckin 1967, the only chicks you even get are midget black chicks who obviously only use your for "MONEY". I aint saying shes a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke nigga!
I have a webcam and Im going to make your jaws Drop, at least the males and maybe Kinky :)
Dont get the wrong idea, Im not gonna spread eagle and put my legs behind my head like Pammy, but Im just trying to prove to you old FUCK that im not chunky. You remind me of my dad in all honesty, its gross that you date chicks under 30. Like I said, they are just using you....you'll be the one getting hurt in the long run when she runs off to a man who doesnt have to take Viagra just to fuck for 2 minutes.
MTQT: 12/21/12 is the end of the Mayan long count calendar, which coincides with our sun lining up with the center of the Milky Way. It has been heralded as the end of the world, but the Mayans started a new long count that starts on 12/22/12. There's some speculation that 12/21/12 also figures in some of the prophecies of Nostradamus, too, and in the so called Biblical code. Nostradamus also has prophecies that concern thousands of years from now. Ain't shit gonna happen then.
ReplyDeleteNOTHING is gonna happen in 2012. Nothing happened in 2000 either. As far as the billboards -- big fuckin deal -- some loony with money wants to infect us with his beliefs. There are plenty of people with money that are batshit crazy. Buying billboards doesn't make it real. It's as real as World Weekly News.
ReplyDeleteThey just found Mayan calendars that stop in 2013 rather than 2012. Oooops!
;-)
Miss Texas? You're hot. But why do you have a pic of Angelina Jolie as your Blogger pic?
ReplyDelete"MTQT said...
ReplyDelete...Like I said, they are just using you....you'll be the one getting hurt in the long run when she runs off to a man who doesnt have to take Viagra just to fuck for 2 minutes."
MTQT: That goes both ways. I'm just using them, too. I have yet to need Viagra and it takes me at least 45 minutes of hard fucking to cum, more if I have to wear a condom.
Obviously my "chunky gal" remarks hurt your feelings, so, since I like you and remind you of your daddy, I'll not make them anymore, except for one last one. My apologies, but even chunky, you're better looking than 90% of the women in this country and the reason RQ gave you so much shit is because you were born beautiful and didn't need to be worked on to be just not ugly. Peace?
MTQT: That is Angelina. Want me to pick one out from your Myspace for you? There are pics on there that would melt steel.
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit this but I never have had any interest in that persian midget over at the dirty but at the end of that video in the mini van, Nik licked his lips and the way he did it looked really hot.
ReplyDeleteI feel so wrong.
DG,
ReplyDeleteIt disappoints me that someone as cute as you would make a statement like that about Taliban Nik.
I understand and I dislike myself for that small weak moment that I had.
ReplyDeleteYou're wrong in so many ways there Kacey. I will admit that this whole blogging thing was addictive for me and yes I did make mistakes. When a 20 year old girl tells me to give it up before I regret it, that was when I decided that its for the shit. You see Kasey, I now spend time with friends in my real life rather then stay up all night commenting like some people I E-know.... I found very quickly that it not only affected my performance (sales) at work but also my real life with family and friends.
ReplyDeleteYou are as knowledgeable as I am that page views mean shit and that unique visits are the key. Especially when those page views are from the same handful of people that don't click shit! Fuck, you even posted a video begging people to click your Google AdSence. By the way, I would pull that video down since it is in total violation of the terms and agreement disclosed when signing up for Google AdSence.
I will continue to blog for fun when I feel like it cause my biz shit pulls in search engines because of it. I could give a fuck if any of the 5 people left that comment regular on your site ever even visit mine again. Good luck with that $7.46 and counting over the past 3 months Scarecrow.
what video is DG referring to?
ReplyDeleteNik has a video on The Dirty with him blowing into the unit so that he can start his mommy mobile. It is probably on page 4 or 5 by now.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the Nik video either.
ReplyDeleteNevertheless I'm shocked at DG. That she is attracted to the Hooman Homo and that she reads the Dirty.
Sure CBT, you pick a picture off my myspace, dont find the one you think is the least attractive, like last time. Even if you were trying to make a point, at least find a decent one. lmao
ReplyDeleteFake CBT- I have a picture of Angelina Jolie as my main because #1- shes hot, #2- I want to have a 3some with her and Brad Pitt!!!!
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, if you have a threesome with her I want the video. I'd hire an editor to block out Brad Pitt and enjoy.
ReplyDeleteWell Miss Texas, to whom I was always nice to until now, I have science degrees and other education, the details of which I will never reveal here, and all you have say is to repeat "Dark Rift" as if that means something? What the fuck is that? Anytime you wanna talk science here, let's do it. I'll destroy you.
ReplyDeleteAnd from here on I bash you like the bitch you are. Enjoy.
I always thought RQ was the potential bunny boiler here. But now I'm certain you would. And then eat it.
Who cares if the world ends at so and so date?
ReplyDeleteJust live your life everyday and enjoy yourself.
No, I rarely go onto the dirty at all and no I don't think Nik looks even slightly good. He does not fit or come close to my standards.
ReplyDeleteI thought the world was supposed to end in 2000?
ReplyDeleteAnyone have an idea what it costs to do a round the world trip?
ReplyDeleteI am thinking of doing one of these while I am still young and single.
You can do a round the world cruise for I think about $40k and up. The bad part is I hear the ship is mostly retired couples.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI don't want to do a cruise.
I want to hit each country individually and stay for a little while in each.
cbt-45 mins, really?
ReplyDeleteCall me
Oh great KB, thanks. Now that you got CBT's ego up we'll hear 10 stories about his pretend 45 min fuck sessions. Probably with car sales, coke and killing people thrown in the mix too.
ReplyDeleteHe's as real as Nik and his fantasies of dating Playboy models that are 10 inches taller than him.
fake cbt, on the internet everyone is a porn star millionaire. just look at anonymous and the real cbt. thats the beauty of the internet, you can be everything you never really could in real life.
ReplyDeleteyeah, sure. and i have the cure for cancer. we sure believe you and everyone else who says anything else on the internet. because your keyboard verifies everything before its posted, right? riiiiight!
ReplyDelete"*Mi$$ TeXa$ QT* said...
ReplyDeleteSure CBT, you pick a picture off my myspace, dont find the one you think is the least attractive, like last time. Even if you were trying to make a point, at least find a decent one. lmao"
You were hot, even in the bad pic, sugar.
"kinkyb!tch said...
ReplyDeletecbt-45 mins, really?
Call me"
Really. Usually more like an hour. I've always been like, even when I was younger.
Other then the dirty I hate blogging
ReplyDeleteAt least nik is a single guy we can all hate
this all seems to be so boring now and days to everyone
I didn't post because I found it to be repeating its self as to the way comments go and the things said
on that note
good luck spurs
good luck bd
ive been out but I like to remind myself why its pointless to log onto these things
and why neither spurs or bd get the hint
quit before you look dumber than you do now
- pamela
That was funny anon!
ReplyDeletefunny but true.
ReplyDeletebefore i take advice from pam i would rather take relationship advice from scott peterson.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteRyan Jenkins did take Scott Peterson's advice.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDon't you get the hint? How do you not?
You see Pam is not getting enough attention here to get a much needed boost on her ego.
I'm just stupid, I guess.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, there certainly is some truth to what I wrote.
Is the truth about the 'i'm just stupid, i guess' or the caption under the picture?
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I concur.
The stupid part.
ReplyDeleteI'll just leave it at that.
Wasn't trying to be rude at all to you spurs.
ReplyDeleteI guess it is my other blogging crisis that is driving me insane.
the comments are generic on here
how can anything change when its all the same?
too anyone with negative energy.. good luck with that
I know you weren't trying to be rude, that's cool.
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>>>>>>>>
Sometimes negative can create positive.
ReplyDeleteI am so philosophical. I think I'm going to start selling the fortunes in fortune cookies.
wow dg, youre deep. and i dont mean just your vag. well, yes i do.
ReplyDeleteWhatever makes everyone happy
ReplyDeleteSpurs you know exactly why I am upset with the blog world
and if anyone else could observe certain changes they would get it too
Some days I wonder if any of this stuff is worth it you know? Your site is good spurs and you have a good heart and don't rip people like others do, for that your a much better person and wiser then some would think. Also your moods are consistent and it gives us less time to wonder if you will blow up and we have to hide, there for your webpage will get views.
Your motives are very direct, I suppose I am the one with the blogging issue.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI created the test.
Pam,
It's really not all that serious.
BIG DOUCHE -
ReplyDeleteYou kiss your ugly estranged wife, after you've kidnapped her and tied her up, with that mouth?
dead thread?
ReplyDeleteanyone home?
ReplyDeleteZed's dead and so is this thread
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