Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Pam lets us know how she is doing



Hey spurs: Just checking in to let you and the rest of the few people on here who care know all is well. I am in Seattle with my mom visiting, before that I was at a friends in San Diego visiting and am now wondering how much my parking bill will be when I decide to fly back to the Orlando airport. I am not moving back to Seattle, but I can't promise a much longer stay in Florida is in my cards - I have too much pride to live in a place where I feel like a leach, I am and never will be Anna Nicole Smith or continue to deal with tantrums. Other than dealing with hangovers and jet lag I have spent most of my time relaxing with marvin ( he is my best friend, and gay and amazing ). We did a bunch this week, and I think I found a boyfriend at a concert we went too (Dont worry he is in the band) . He is Justin Bobby's twin and we have a great connection, would send a picture but my cameras up-loader isn't with me. A big thing for me and Marvin happened, I wanted to prove to Marvin Nik Richie's voicemail was real so I had him call on our way back one night, but Nik actually picked up. Oddly enough he was really nice, I know your site is all about bashing him and others but I am really just impartial too teams, and such, so it was nice to talk with him, he even knew who Marvin was and told him to take care of me, that was nice of him I thought. Can't say too much else is happening, I got a Supina to show up to court next month here in Seattle as a Witness to a case that has been open since March, and I will be happy to see the outcome of the person who sent my life into a downward spiral and could be a main contender as to why I went the ways I did, I don't care how much you hate me, beating some one half your size is never okay especially coming from a male. But a week before that I have a modeling gig in Phoenix, AZ, I will be there Oct. 14th - 16th, and am very excited for that work to come out =). Hope you are doing well, here are some photos of my past few weeks. Take Care Spurs and my few non frenamies.


SPURS FAN says: You already killed the Atlantic Ocean, now you are trying to kill the Pacific?, you aren't old enough to drink, the guy behind you looks like a complete creeper tool, I imagine the trout is going stir crazy without some young snatch in the house, I hope you stay no more than a day (rhymed) in Florida, good for gay Marvin, what is a "supina", any guy that that hits a woman deserves to die (rhymed), did you read that Phoenix?, Pam will be in your town, get the vaccines ready, and I'm doing great, thanks for asking.

110 comments:

  1. we already have the swine flu vaccine ready to go. too bad there isnt a cure for HIV yet.

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  2. Mmmm, my sexy Pam is back.
    Her body keeps getting better and better.

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  3. pam, hate to tell you this but i bet you and rocket queen will be having more bad shit coming your way in life. karma. shes a nasty person that will have bad things happen to her, youre just a disgusting pig that lets bad things happen to you. maybe evolution will change your life.

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  4. I really doubt I have karma coming for me as to I see no flaws in which I am doing ?

    By the way I have one tattoo and one only, it is of the word karma, I believe highly in treating everyone equal and doing what I feel is right, I feel bad you have to take such words and twist them into meaningless threats and rude comments

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  5. Phoenix is already full of trash.

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  6. modeling gig = $20 masturbation scene and a free night at motel 6.

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  7. www.ftvgirls.com

    not 20 dollars but cool

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  8. EV . I am not trash .

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  9. no such thing as 'modeling' gigs in bird city. just say it outright, youre gonna do porn. and i wasnt making threats...just stating my opinion. call CBT to phone cuddle you.

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  10. Too each its own. I was being sarcastic with the " modeling " comment, we all " know " what I do.

    Honestly its nothing to be too proud of at the end of the day so why come out and brag about it in detail ?

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  11. you didnt seem to mind bragging about it not too long ago.

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  12. Why brag about it at all? I guess that idea never blipped on your radar.

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  13. I am getting that, I am not bragging now or had commented in a long time.. I apologized before hand it was all unecasery

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  14. Regardless of what Pam does for a living, she has a good heart. Pam, Rocket Queen and I have all pretty much opened our lives up on this site (as have Elfie, Queen Bee, MTQT, Spurs and Wopness to a lesser extent)and over in the now defunct Guidoville. Until the Anonymous Asswipe and its ilk do the same they should refrain from making any fucking negative comments. Cowards and pussies taking cheap shots without exposing themselves.

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  15. Anonymous Asswipe. hahahaha thats funny :)
    Spurs, I know you watched the game on Sunday!! WTF!!!! Damn Romo. lol

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  16. I am not worried about being disliked, I do apologize for the over sexual conduct I had shown before. But you can't say that your lives were all put on the plate and think its the same, mine was put out for me and dragged onto other pages with it, I never indulged in giving information out it waas never a choice for me.

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  17. Hahahaha. Wow.
    I envy your intellect.
    It is SUBPOENA, smart one.

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  18. "modeling gig = $20 masturbation scene and a free night at motel 6."

    That was funny.

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  19. *Miss Texas*:

    Yeah, that sucked. I mean, Romo throwing a bunch of interceptions? Gee, never seen that before.

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  20. Pamela:

    "But you can't say that your lives were all put on the plate and think its the same,"

    I agree with you. I did notice you were posted on thedirty, damn, is that joint just dead now or what?

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  21. CBT:

    "defunct Guidoville?"

    Whatever do you mean?

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  22. Glad to see Pam is alive and well. ;-) And yes, she does have a good heart. She's finding her own way, leave her be, haters.

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  23. Pam if you stop being a leach then you will not feel like one!

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  24. supina? LOL jesus...

    Yeah spurs and MTQT: G-MEN!!!

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  25. Morning all! I'm glad we got to hear from you Pam! (no sarcasm there) So Spurs, how is everything? Did I read Pam's comment correctly, were you posted on the dirty?

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  26. Hello Queen Bee!

    No, I wasn't posted on thedirty, she was.

    So how are things going?

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  27. I just went over there QB, I see she was posted this morning too.

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  28. Not bad, just finished my kids Hallowen costumes!

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  29. Nice. What are they going to be? Are you going to dress up too? Oh wait, you are already a vampire.

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  30. Touche' Spurs....

    They are going as the Super Mario Bros....they are obsessed with them! I'll send you a pic, but just so you can see my craftmanship, not for the site :)

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  31. Super Mario Brothers?

    Awesome, I'd really enjoy seeing a pic.

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  32. Not a problem. So, it seems as though nik is desperate for hits or something? Makes me laugh a little bit. Don't wish ill will towards him, but c'mon, this time last year he was definitely in a different place, wouldn't you agree?

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  33. If I go to his site now, all I hear in my head is the tune to "Taps"...lol It's kinda depressing.

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  34. QB:

    You are right indeed. This time last year he was in a totally different place. A part of me feels a little bad, but then I remember all the people he has "smoked", and then I don't feel bad at all. I just can't believe how few comments he gets. I mean, when the "Caption of the Day" is the weeks highest comment getter, then that is a bad sign.

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  35. Absolutely...I remember what a "BIG" deal it was with him coming to Houston for his birthday last year. I'll admit I even wanted to go, but decided not to. I at first, felt bad for him, but you're right...he deserves EVERYTHING he gets (or deosn't get) now!

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  36. Exactly. I mean, that guy never did anything to me other than treat me like I was stupid face to face when he had an opportunity to make a little cash. Sometimes I think, "Gee, he never really did anything to me." (rhymed)

    But then I look at what he did to Leper specifically, and then I don't feel bad at all.

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  37. kinkyb!tch(the real one)September 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Pam!! I miss you! I am so glad to hear you are doing great and having fun.
    Anonymous Asswipes' (who can't spell Phoenix), eff off, we all knew what she meant, and even so, there are too modeling gigs in AZ, what are you a retard?
    Giggity, read the whole email, what do you think she is saying?
    Geez, why the eff am I even trying to explain things so simple..it will fly right over their heads.

    QB-I wanna see the costumes, they sound so cute! My fave was always Luigi.

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  38. Spurs; Yeah that was really messed up what he did to her (Kelli)

    KB: Of course! I may have Spurs send the pic to you personally (if he has your email) After what one of the Anon's said at one time regarding pedophilia, I do not feel comfortable having pics of my boys in their costumes out in the open, you know what I mean? :) Luigi was my favorite too!

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  39. Yep, REALLY messed up what he did to Kelli. I don't know why I used "Leper", not a very nice name.

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  40. I knew you didn't mean it in a derogatory way :)

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  41. Hello Spurs, QB and KinkyB!tch! QB I sent you a message on MS the other day.

    I am glad to hear Pam is doing well and is at least for the time being away from Dwarf Trout.

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  42. I didn't read all the comments but did anyone find out what a "Supina" is?

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  43. Cutenbored:

    Where have you been? And no, nobody found out.

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  44. Supina:

    www.supina.com

    Some kind of website with the texas flag. She received a website, maybe?

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  45. Pam you are lucky you are sexy and freaky and I want to do bad things to you cause your english is horrible.

    For everyone else here, I think SUPINA is actually a type of cloth or grass.

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  46. L M A O. Wow I think everyone trying to figure out what a supina was the best part for me to read lol!!!. Sorry spelling error . Hey sp;urs I Was posted twice in two days, not the guy I visited in SD is mad at me. . oh well I guess. Hey kinkybith! how have you been ?

    missed you guys. hope your all doing okay too

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  47. Thanks WTD I figured that out after all of these comments

    have a good day WTD

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  48. Same shit, different day. All we need now is cbt with a long story about his life in 1878 and cbt's hater to make this day complete just like every other day on here.

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  49. hey dirtygirl. I hope you aren't mad at me ..

    Once I made the youtube I disapeared I felt very bad ..


    dont be mad =(

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  50. Where is my love Francis today?

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  51. Where the hell is Rocket Queen?

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  52. Is RQ in Seattle right now or AZ I should visit her before I go back to FL

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  53. I gotta a lil story ta tell nah, y'all listen on up like sum good ol cow pokes, back yonder in 1878, I rekkin I was bout knee high to a bison, me ol grand pappy puttin me on his knee a saysum ta me he saysum: Boy, yas knowin nuttin bout ye ol cowboyin ways yungin, now pull down ya britches and Ill show yas grand pappys one eyed trouser snake, umm hmm...

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  54. Pam: You didn't say hello to me? Tsk tsk

    Spurs: I thought I'd throw a smiley in there, like the good ol days!

    Elfie: I'm going to check my ms here shortly, how are you lovie?!

    Dirtygirl: You called it regarding the CBT story, but unfortunately it was the generic CBT, not the original :)

    Cutenbored: Hello little lady!

    Spurs, I'm about to send you the costume pic, tell me what ya think?

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  55. Pam,
    What's been going on you professional masterbator you? Glad to hear things are going as well as probably possible with all the bad life decisions you're making....

    Dirtygirl,
    I'm right here sunshine. How is your day going?

    Spurs,
    when is the shout out video coming. I can't wait to put in on my FB page to let my friends know I finally made it......better not snub me man.....

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  56. Dirtygirl:

    Thanks for coming in and knocking this place. Appreciate it as usual. Perhaps I should photoshop you next to a stupid panda bear?

    You know, being how fucking thrilling that was.

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  57. QB:

    Thanks for the smiley face. And send the pic, I'd like to take a look at it.

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  58. Francis:

    Very soon bud, very very soon. Need to make sure I have all the names I need first. My plan is to get super baked, then just go off. We'll see. I can't bomb like I did on that last one. But I really didn't feel like doing it, but this next one? Yeah, I'll feel like doing this one.

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  59. Spurs,
    Dude I'm looking forward to it. Super baked is always good man.

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  60. It is, and oh yeah, I won't forget you. I think you might have been the first person to comment with a login name, but I need to go back and make sure that's correct.

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  61. Actually Francis, come to think of it, I believe that was Maynard G. Krebbs. Either way, you'll get the shout out, that way you can put it on your Facebook, and nobody will ever want anything to do with you after they see me.

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  62. Spurs: Did you get the pic? :)

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  63. I love the fact we have a commenter named "Maynard G. Krebs" I think only a hand full of people know that's from the old t.v. show 'Dobie Gillis"! Love it.

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  64. Yes, I sent it to spursfan@spursfansays.com?

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  65. Francis:

    Thanks for the way you worded your comment , I do understand most of the world dislikes what I do or find it socially unacceptable. Business is slow for now, I am at my moms and would like to consider this a vacation before I go back into the working game. I have a shoot with www.ftvgirls.com in a couple of weeks, and the one page I shot for is launching which is actually really bad I thought it would never, I am actually sad aboout that . Makes me double think stuff.

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  66. Cool, I'll look again.

    No Queen Bee, haven't received it.

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  67. Queen bee, email me on myspace sometime I miss our talks. When I make my way to Texas you better see me ;)

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  68. Dirtygirl said...
    Same shit, different day. All we need now is cbt with a long story about his life in 1878 and cbt's hater to make this day complete just like every other day on here.

    DG, I'm butthurt. My long stories are about 1978.

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  69. "Giggity Giggity said...

    you doubt me I will doubt you...
    the fact is I dont worry about tax time, you should be use to that if you own a company.
    what hurts is that I have to send people home for lack of work at some of my locations because this fucking economy is hurting the oil industry and that hurts dozens of my employees."

    Giggity: Now I feel bad. I bet being a Flash Mart manager must really be heart wrenching at times.

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  70. Ok, now lissen hurr. Ah wants meh some wee-we from a dog an' ah wants it in meh mouf!

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  71. Spurs,

    I could not help the photoshopped pic. When I googled 'matching track suits', the panda bear image was the only one I could use. Do you have something against panda bears or something or was it Bitchhog's shoes?

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  72. "Boy, yas knowin nuttin bout ye ol cowboyin ways yungin, now pull down ya britches and Ill show yas grand pappys one eyed trouser snake, umm hmm..."

    That made me laugh.

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  73. Y'all lissen up. Back in 1972, I wez jus sellin meh 412th caddy fer the day, when this feller approaches me with fiteen of the best 8-balls y'all could ever hope ta see. Well seein as how I'm tougher ena possum pussy in winter, i knew i could handle em all buh meh lonesome. Dagnabit, i did all em drugs in 10 mins and i was hornier en drew in a salami shop. Shure as a skeeter tracts to a bug zapper, a lil philly comes meh way for car-buyin and in the next 5 mins i had her inna backseat of a 1970 Lincoln hootin n hollerin. Well wouldnt ya know it, the law happens on by and next thing you know i'm locked up and pacin a cell like a houndog who aint ate in a weeker so. Thats about the time i met me a feller named bubba. Well Bubba, les not get into his there skin color, that shon't matter none to y'all. But Bubba he was a big fella. And bubba he sez to me with a grin that'd scare the britches off yer granpa, he sez "boy, you sho gots a purty mouf". I reckon y'all heard that line from a movie? Well was me who heard it first from my friend Bubba. Nuff said, one thang lad to nother and me n bubba been friends ever sence.

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  74. Did ah eva tell ya'll bout da time I killed 7 guys while taking a dump and jacking off while ah was sniffing 2 8-balls of coke in dah back of a caddy ah was selling tah ah gurl dat was jus burly 18?

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  75. That was a great story fake cbt.

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  76. It was.

    Hey DG, did you hear about Sheriff Joe and his newest escapades?

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  77. LMFAO at "jus burly 18"!!! Man I can jes hear him sayin et dat way.

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  78. Thet thars jus about the funniest dang gone thing I ever read fake cadillac man.

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  79. DG-post something interesting then.

    Where the eff is RQ? Her plane better not have crashed..that would suck.

    Wop-did you go to school in Tucson as well? Not that attorney's outta UA are scarce, but I wanted to know if you knew my friend, Danielle D (rhymes with pancho).
    Haha, I dont know why I did that instead of posting her last name. Oh well.
    I am typing like I hit my head after I fell (rhymed)

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  80. Pretty smooth skills you have there kinkyb!tch.

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  81. The real fake CBT needs to write a book of analogies

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  82. Yes, or send something to me to post, because that would have been a great one.

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  83. Anonymous Asswipe, tank ewe. Why heck, dis ol' cowboy sho aint skurred of tellin' dah troof bout mah lie-f eery now an den. Did ah eer tell ya'll bout dah time ah was spying on Clint Eastwood takin' a do-do?

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  84. No i did not. I haven't been paying attention to the news lately. What did my wonderful sheriff do now?

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  85. I will post it soon. I mean, it's not earth shattering, but it was sent to me last night. It's amazing how big of a power trip the guy is on.

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  86. I have a video of cbt singing 'i've been everywhere'. I accidentally came across it on you tube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Ac7odxfU4

    Watch it if you're bored. It's not worth a post I don't think.

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  87. hurr's meh hillbilly thought of dah day:

    1.


    2.


    3.

    4.

    ah hope ya'll enjoyed dem as much as meh.

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  88. That was great "Cadillac Man."

    Well put.

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  89. Also, if you are a fan of Tucker Max, I suggest www.daveglenn.com. His stories are funnier and better written.

    That guy deserves a plug because I've known him on myspace for a couple years now and he makes me laugh.

    Just another thing to do when you're bored.

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  90. DG, are ya havin' dah make e-freens now? WTF is my space? Why would ya want sum un in yer space ta begen wif? One time when ah was between a tweens legs...jus kiddin'. But one time when ah was between ass-ass-in jobs ah was doing ballet and dis fellar walk right in dah toilet stall when ah was makin' a poo-poo. Den he whipped out his pecker an told meh, 'Suck or die.' well, ah'm still hurr.

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  91. whys errbody always pretennin urr me? Y'all wunnit come hurr if not fur me.

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  92. "Spursfan said...

    CBT:

    "defunct Guidoville?"

    Whatever do you mean?"

    Spurs: You know "Guidoville" is what I called Drew's site.

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  93. Ok, now the fake CBT and fake Cadillac Man are actually starting to be funny. I appreciate good humor, so... Ah don' reckon Ah got no reason to keel nobudy.

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  94. "Dirtygirl said...
    I have a video of cbt singing 'i've been everywhere'. I accidentally came across it on you tube."

    There are videos of me doing "Sunday Morning Comin' Down" and "Amarillo By Morning" Karaoke, but after all the shit I catch here I hope they're not on the 'net.

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  95. That fake CBT shit was classic... Especially that long story...


    KB: No mam, San Diego

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  96. justin bobby has a girlfriend

    whatever i am headed back to florida in six days

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