Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Pam's Porn Trout Celebrates a Birthday



Hey spurs! Pamela here just wanted to say whats up homo. Anyways, nothing to relavent has been going on in my life, thats a pic of dwarf porn trouts birthday cake I cooked him he turned *7 years old. We had a mutual falling out within the past week, it turns out when your old your D*ck sill works.. and he wanted sex out of me, I put it off for a month an he finally got I would't budge so I am staying 3-4 more weeks in FL to find a place to live else where then I am gone. Not Seattle - that is one thing certain. I have a audition with bang bros next week or whnever I drive to masterbate in studio, so that will be fun. I have also gottten all of my domains and hve a photograper working with me to get my site going. My youtube is gone because I violated terms of use. But I wanted to say for the record:


RQ grow some balls, keep your videos up please, it is one thing to puke from discust - but being pissed is another when I am needing to loose some weight and you youtube has been taken down..


- Pucker

SPURS FAN says: Moving on up, moving on up, to the Slut side, to the Slut side, where some dude's finally going to get a piece of Pam's pie (sing that to the tune of The Jeffersons. Thanks Maynard. I screwed that one up).

On film.

Bang Bros? Hey GHOST!!! You did it bud!!! Pam owes you one.

As far as the Porn Trout? What? He finally wants to get laid? Incredible.

Also, how did you violate youtube's terms of use? I say we all stand up and give youtube a standing ovation.

One more thing. Check out the key chain. What a stand up guy that is.

124 comments:

  1. are you saying i looked fat in my video??

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  2. RQ no I said your videos make me puke, and it helps me loose weight so please try to keep them up longer

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  3. are those your keys, or porn trouts?

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  4. I'm sorry, Pam. I'll send an exorcist. I think a lot of Priests are also possessed by dick demons, so I'm sure to find a good one for you.

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  5. Also - where should I move? ??

    I have two places in mind either CA or AZ

    property in AZ is so much cheaper

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  6. yeah it really is. you can get a big house on the west side for around 85k

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  7. but if you are not looking to buy, then you should go to kali instead. much nicer there.

    or come back to seattle...what a beautiful city this is.

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  8. lol I did not use the 3 inch wee wee!! bitchhog..


    and he broke my heart today


    I honestly thought he was like big drew and wanted to addopt me


    I guess all men are the same

    even when they are seventy.

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  9. wheres the west side? lol.

    sounds dangerous!

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  10. nah, it ain't all bad, pam. there are some decent people out there.

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  11. DG is moving to Surprise, that is the west side.

    you seem to like old people. Move to Sun City. You're bound to find a nice couple looking for a nice granddaughter like yourself.

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  12. I would prefer a gated apartment complex with three rooms - or is it cheaper to invest in a house or something ? ..


    The trout said he will sighn my lease, my credit sucks..

    he makes no sense.

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  13. you need to learn to take care of yourself, stop seeking pale shelter.

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  14. I like boys my age - well 25 and older.. young men are young. boys boys boys

    seventy is too old.

    I need a place that in two months I can go into a club or a bar and get shit faced and get taken home to a new bed every fri. sat.

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  15. Pam, I would cut ties with him. Do not let him sign your lease.
    If your credit sucks, then you won't get a mortgage.

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  16. pale shelter?

    I cant sign a lease my credit is horrid

    I would pay for it all of course but my credit blows

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  17. where is all this money you are making, or are you exchanging work for room & board

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  18. What do I tell the place

    " sorry when I left my seattle place I bounced and never talked to them again, told them my mom was my attorny and even direct tv and clearwire too "


    .. I hate paying cacnelation fees. so pointless.

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  19. pay the lease outright for six months or a year, can you do that? just pay up front.

    get the fuck away from trout dwarf. it's an illusion, and he will kick you the fuck out of there if you piss him off. he is a pathetic man and trying to keep his hooks in you.

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  20. I spend my money on stupid stuff. Like spray tans unlimited and unlimited tanning, my hair, my makeup my clothes, my sex toys

    I have a bunch of credit cards to pay off still so I make large payments -- my plan was too finish paying my debt while living here

    but hey life is life ill figure it all out

    shitty part is my car was just shipped here for a grand and will arrive tom. or the day after.. bad descion

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  21. i think you should come back home, but you seem to think there is something great for you out there. seems you are only living to get into clubs and drink, and that is so fiercely over-rated, I cannot even begin to tell you what a downward spiral that will be for you.

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  22. I am going to sandiego on the 10th-14th and then seattle on the 22nd-27...

    maybe getting away and seeing friends will help me get my head back on my shoulders and help me get away from him

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  23. it's good that you have yoru car, smart decision. it gives you some autonomy from dwarf porn trout.

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  24. ok that is good, i'm happy to hear it.

    Just let the big decisions ride for now. Visit your mom and then decide.

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  25. i'm going to bed, my ambien will be kicking in and then i will be typing like a loon

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  26. I honestly dont have a home lol

    I wasnt born in seattle, I lived there 9-14

    then 18-20...


    my mom lives in a nice place with her husband

    my brother lives on his own 60 miles out

    and my dad is missing

    so going to a rainy place is pointless too me

    either way im alone

    my friends arent much of friends

    only one i like left is marvin

    but him and jason are way too in love

    i like to depend on myself

    also i hate clubs i was joking

    i spent enough time sneaking into them and getting into bigger trouble then i care to share then to make it a habbit now

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  27. yes I will

    promise

    you as well


    let the dreams be real

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  28. listen, Pam. Most people are lonely. Honestly, they are. You are not alone in that. You need to cultivate healthy relationships, based on something different than what you currently hold as a standard.

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  29. I have no standards

    I am a nice person

    I make dick cakes

    Then I get kicked to the curb

    so much for dick cakes

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  30. Spurs,

    I posted pictures of Francois on the other site. I can't believe you didn't believe he was real!

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  31. Bitchog is that guy ?

    hes a guy


    why did I get confused and always think it was a girl

    DG


    did you guys make majic ?!

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  32. no
    I read wrong


    Bitchog your from sandiego

    wanna be my back up if my ride ditches me next week!? haha

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  33. No Bitchhog is not a guy. She hooked me up with her friend Francois while I was visiting San Diego.

    We didn't make magic, Pam. We created something even better and so much more magical.

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  34. Does he have afriend in the diego? I will be there in a week, and I need to prob find majic

    not johnson

    just majic

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  35. No. I now own that magic. You will have to find it elsewhere.

    Sorry.

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  36. no DG I meant his friends or soemthing

    you want a crew of men ?!

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  37. DG how come I never saw a pic of you until today!

    your super cute I love your look

    i wanna eat you up!

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  38. I was just posted on this site last week and I've been posted on the other site about 10 times now.

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  39. lol!!I am slow I will look..
    hahahah!

    forgive me miss.

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  40. Don't come to AZ. California would be a great place, I forsee you fitting in out there very well.

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  41. You should definitely check out AZ.

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  42. I love Cali. its my most traveled (lived for a month or tw0 ) placeee.

    but AZ is way cheaper!

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  43. As if Arizona doesn't have enough kooks living there already, another one wants to move there.

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  44. She must belong to San Francisco
    She must have lost her way
    Postin a poster of Poncho and Cisco
    One California day
    She said she believes in Robin Hood and brotherhood
    And colours of green and grey
    And all you can do is laugh at her
    Doesn't anybody know how to pray?
    Arizona, take off your rainbow shades
    Arizona, have another look at the world
    My myyy
    Arizona, cut off your Indian braids
    Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
    Mmmm strip off your pride youre acting like a teeny-bopper run away child
    And scrape off the paint from the face of a little town saint
    Arizona, take off your hobo shoes
    Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
    (Instrumental)
    Follow me up to San Francisco
    I will be guide your way
    I'll be the Count of Monte Cristo
    You'll be the Countess May
    And you can believe in Robin Hood and brotherhood and rolling the ball in the hay
    And I will be reading you an Aesop's fable
    Anything to make you stay-ay-ay
    Arizona, take off your rainbow shades
    Arizona, have another look at the world, my my
    Arizona, cut off your Indian braids
    Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
    Hey, Arizona, take off your hobo shoes
    Arizona, have another look at the world, my my
    Arizona, get off your 8-ball blues
    Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
    Come on, hey, Arizona, take off your rainbow shades


    I couldnt resist :) Was a great song ... dating myself but who cares?

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  45. I care! What in the hell was that?

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  46. Its a classic song bout Arizona (mark lindsay) , I thought it was obvious to the most casual observer..

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  47. Spurs,

    Im surprised you didnt know that, its about your vintage. If you heard it, it would ring a bell.

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  48. Spurs, I know you have Paul Revere and the Raider albums. You are listening to them now.

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  49. Q:

    It might ring a bell, I don't know.

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  50. Bitchchog:

    I am. How did you know?

    It's like you are in my mind.

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  51. I will live somewhere sunny that never gets cold

    and has old rich men


    now
    what is it

    CA OR AZ

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  52. The hunchback....quasimodo..broke the rope of the bell in Notre Dame cathedral & so resorted to ringing the bell by running at it & hitting it with a head butt!
    One day he ran at the bell but missed & fell to his death from the bell tower..
    A crowd assembled around the body on the ground, wondering who he was...
    One man stated "I don't know his name....but his face rings a bell!!!!!!"

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  53. AZ!
    That's where all the old people go. You will find a nice trout there
    You don't want to come to California. Ug, the smog, 36 million people, the cost of living. LIfe is horrendous here.
    AZ is where it's at.

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  54. I know its cheesy and have a better way of telling it but it works this way ... :)

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  55. Bitchog wanna meet me in ten days ill be in your hood haha

    and I am thinking AZ its so cheap - the apartments and condos are half the price of seattle

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  56. Pam,

    If u fly to Phx stop by Scottsdale Air Park (North of Sky Harbor where you will be landing) near a certain building there in the Park on the 2nd floor you could pay Hooman a visit hehe. He would love that heck I might even go papparizzi on that meeting. It could be my 2nd chance at 15 mins of fame. hahah

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  57. LOL!. paparazi,. lol!...

    I really do want to move to AZ not because of the dirty - I love the heat, its like vegas but less scummy lol

    and I am sure we would run into each other or somehting

    id ask him his name
    and id giggle

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  58. I want some kind of props for moving because I refused to have sex with some one for money and stuff btw..


    lol

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  59. Pam,

    You could just pretend to be buying a car and stumble into his office on the 2nd floor and say your a poor little lamb who has lost her way bah bah bah. :)

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  60. Have you ever thought about checking out San Antonio? I hear there is a lot to do there.

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  61. I know a trout that lives there...

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  62. Smart ass.

    Have you ever thought of checking out
    San Antonio, bitchhog?

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  63. If I stumbled in nik would say sorry

    show me he wears his team pucker shirt everyday

    ask me for ilegal drinking underage -

    and then get in my pants

    i cant risk it!!!


    texas? hmm tornados scare me

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  64. A trout?

    Pam knows she can't come over here.

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  65. Pam,

    We've had like three tornadoes here this week.

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  66. Thats funny bitchhog is a trouble maker :)

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  67. gnite

    im exausted

    i hate old guys


    selfish viagra popping fucking bitches

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  68. Caveman and Tranny, next time go have a convo on IM or something. You are both annoying as fuck and have no lives, thus why you are writing back and forth on someone else's blog.
    Tranny, just go lay on your grandma couch and shut the fuck up for two seconds!! Think you can do it?? Caveman, will you just hurry and get AIDS, please? You're a disgrace.

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  69. Shut up Anon! Pam is a sweetheart and RQ despite her tirades is a geniunely kind person, I enjoyed reading their convo.

    I cannot believe the Phoenix housing market right now. It is not like that in Tucson AT ALL. Don't get me wrong housing is absolutely affordable here but in PHX you can buy a 5brm house for less than 100K.

    Pam, my advice to you is that you do need to get away from Dwarf porn trout but wherever you go please remember that you cannot run from yourself. I say move to AZ, it's sunny even when it's raining.

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  70. Actually.. that should be sung to the tune from The Jeffersons :)

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  71. anonymous he will co sighn he loves me - - but he needs to be laid.

    I am not a gold digger - I dont like to talk about my job on here a bunch because people get mad that im vulgur but I make good money, so eff off - the only thing he is paying for is living which wold be half my paycheck if i mvoed to AZ!

    I know who called me caveman and it makes me laugh, not to be cocky but I think im far from a " cave man "... but whatever gets your car fixed faster in those wet dreams jealous girl

    thanks elfie

    i love you =)

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  72. Elfie,

    Isn't that crazy about the housing market out here? I'm planning on buying in the next couple months. I saw a 4bdrm built in 2006 for $65k. Also, I've never owned before so if I were to buy now I would get another $8000 off the top of that. I want to buy just to sell in 5 years once the market starts hopefully recovering.

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  73. DG - i am on my way out, but are you still considering Surprise?

    I am goign to be looking at real estate, and I'm thinking of buying on the west side. The houses are just too outrageously priced to pass up.

    Fountain Hills is still pretty expensive and for $300k, all i would get is a small condo. My dogs would love to have a yard.

    I'm really weighing the pros and cons here.

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  74. DG : where is this 65k house ?

    I want a house!

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  75. Look up phoenix MLS listings Pam, you'll find quite a few very affordable houses.

    DG~ you can either use the credit towards the purchase or you can get it as a refund and use it towards renovations. I bought my house last year so unfortunately I missed out on the credit :(

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  76. However I am getting a $1500 credit for my energy efficient windows that I sold to myself.

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  77. I actually called you the caveman. I did make that name for you and all. Are you actually trying to say there are girls who are jealous of you? That is pretty funny.
    You do indeed look identical to the Geico Caveman. Sorry.
    "Let me be myselllfff, so I can shine."

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  78. no he wont co-sign for you that would be stupid
    and love has nothing to do with credit.

    think about this Pam your credit follows you forever and if you default on any payments he will have to pay them or his credit is fucked.. so do you really think that this old man will risk co-signing for some young slut that hasnt even gave it up ?

    I will not even co-sign for my own kids much less some strange porno chick.

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  79. Elfie.. you are trying way too hard to be liked now. You are no longer amusing.
    It is the internet, you'll probably never meet these people in real life.

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  80. What's up Dan K?

    Thanks for finally making an appearance.

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  81. Dan K~ I am not here to amuse you, if there ever was a time I was amusing I can assure you it was completely unintentional.

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  82. What do you mean buddy?

    You mean Pam annoys you know more than ever?

    How did I have something to do with that? (sarcasm).

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  83. You never were that amusing but before but at least you were never licking anyones asshole for approval.
    Was pretty funny to see how fucking ugly Rocket Queen was though. She talked so much shit about how "beautiful" she was.

    Far more beautiful things have passed through my bowels. That's the truth.

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  84. "You never were that amusing but before but at least you were never licking anyones asshole for approval."

    I didn't really care for the first five words of that comment, Dan.

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  85. Caveman has always been annoying but no need to worry about her, she'll end up dead sooner than later.
    Rocket Queen has really started to make me feel bad for her. I really don't think she has a personal life with anyone besides her poor animals, digital camera, and computer.

    Those 2 have made the rest of us dirty commentors look bad. I actually have a life and am not a disgrace to the rest of man kind.

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  86. That one wasn't to you Spur's. That was directed towards Elfie. My bad.

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  87. See, I haven't changed a bit unlike some of the other regular dirty commentors.

    Come on Spurs, you know you'd flip a shit if you woke up next to a Caveman or a Tranny. I think I'd have to blow my brains out if that indeed ever happened.

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  88. "That one wasn't to you Spur's. That was directed towards Elfie. My bad."

    It would be cool even if it was directed towards me.

    "See, I haven't changed a bit unlike some of the other regular dirty commentors."

    Nope, you haven't.

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  89. "You never were that amusing before but at least you were never licking anyones asshole for approval."

    I didn't really care for the first five words of that comment, Dan.

    ^
    I was responding to that. I was directing that statement towards Elfie. As far as I think you never licked buttholes for approval. I respect that.

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  90. Yeah, I know what you were responding to Dan.

    I got you.

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  91. These comments fucking confuse me!! Isn't there a way to just respond to one comment or somethin??

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  92. I hear you Dan.

    Takes a little while to get used to.

    That's why I usually put a "name:" then a comment.

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  93. I bet pam tried to stick that in her roast beef pussy and her ahole too.

    I know your dad pam. He is not very happy with you.

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  94. Dan K:

    You have no reason to dislike me, I feel bad for any one person who judges a person upon a website and a character played. It is pointless to listen to insults coming from such a negative source, I have thicker skin than most any 20 year old girl I know, call me what you want but you have no reason too.

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  95. Anon:

    Good to hear my dad is still alive its been a while since we talked- shit , dude doesn't know I moved! tell him Hi!

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  96. Hey there Riley Styles!!

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  97. Anonymous Pimpin': Give it up. I don't think Pam's all that interested in a guy who sucks cock better than she does.

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  98. Riley your super hot in many ways! love to see more of you!!

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  99. Just kidding! I thought you were another girl on here. my mistake!

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  100. Dan K. correct me if I am wrong (which I am sure you will think I am) but you used to lick RR's asshole on a daily basis?

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  101. Riley it was not me who said just kidding... They are a bunch of haters!! your RAD and REAL

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  102. Dan K. - not trying to take a shot, just an accurate observaion... And the asshole comment, real, real lame.

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  103. Well, you brought up licking assholes so I just made an "observation". My asshole is off limits, sorry.. go ask old man river up there if you can lick his.
    And yeah, your shot was lame buddy. Have you ever thought that maybe I took her side because most of you "guys" are lame faggots?
    Do you really want to be thrown in the same bunch as that old geriatric pervert, Wopness? Well, you are and that has to suck.

    Yeah, Caveman is sooo smart. So smart that she moved in with an old man who very well could have been a serial killer. Wow, what intellect. Not to mention her career aspirations involve butt plugs.
    Yep, I so wish I was as smart as she is.

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  104. Dan Gay: Again, I wasnt taking a shot, your hypocrisy does my job for me.
    Also, you are, in fact, the one who brought up licking assholes... Just scroll on up to see that

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