E-mail: Look at the attached pic, showing the audience profile for The Dirty, listing what other sites TheDirty.com visitors are also likely to visit. You can see this for yourself at Quantcast.com
Atta boy Nik, nice demographics you got there!
SPURS FAN says: What kind of sites are these? I feel sorry for the visitors there. Quantcast.com certainly didn't look at my search history. When it comes to the "sea" of porn, I'm like Jacques Cousteau.
SPURS this makes you look likes Priks bitch. I had such high hopes bud. To be honest you had much more venom in the begining for him, now not so sure. No hard feelings, BTW been in NewPS past few days. Saw the post about Drewche. Nice name for me I feel special. Then went to SD for my nonexistant social life. BTW driven Douche/ Fuck Worth lately?
ReplyDeletePelican:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you have come to accept your name. As far as venom for Hollywood? Yeah, you are probably right, I've busted him up so many ways now, what else can I do?
"BTW driven Douche/ Fuck Worth lately?"
What's that mean? Are you referring to Dallas/Fort Worth?
Yes, or maybe I should have called them Ducheass/ Fuck Worthless!
ReplyDeleteDo you know if an earthquake is going to hit CA soon? At least at your place?
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool.
As for what more? Like much the Mongoose to the Cobra, got for the neck not the fangs.
ReplyDeleteMuch like the remanents of Andrew did when it flooded the SAT river. Sorry guy the San Andreas is to the north. Not far, but did feel the Hector Mine Quake. The mountain absorb the shoch the bigh one would give me an ocean view. Google it 7.0. Nothing happened has to go with simple physics. the shockwave absorbed into the mountains. Sorry guy bigger than SFO and Northridge. My bet is on a flood not a Major E-Quake.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does DJ speak a language similar to english but still not understandable?
ReplyDeleteMorning all-what's happening?
ReplyDeleteDJ speaks carnie.
ReplyDeleteIs DJ suffering from a head injury? His posts never make sense. Not in English anyhow. He's either damaged or drunk.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDo not ask DJ questions. It confuses him and may make his mind explode.
Hi queen bee!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha...spurs told pam it would not be in her best interest to post over here anymore and sent her back to the dirty. I can see why. I guess that would be her audience profile. Good move on that one.
ReplyDeleteDirty Girl Et tu Brute? As for exloading, much like your life has on a fairly consistant basis, how wrong you are! Hi QB whats up? DQ you are being ignored at this point, Thought we were cool but the albino cobra has obviously infected your mind with his overreching ambitions.
ReplyDeleteWow. that hurt my eyes to read, DJ.
ReplyDeleteI have a question...what in the hell does "jump the shark" actually mean? I cannot get it to make any sense and would appreciate if anyone would divulge the meaning of this curious statement.
oh, and hello everyone!
Nik, when you can say I speak carnie that which real places like CA consider Spanish, not boken Farsi to english let's talk. Unil then get spell sheck before you blog. You must have that compasity unless the bands you screwed left you with a Comadore 64! Come on carpet rider you can do better than that!
ReplyDeleteSPG, later SAT loser have things to do, like life and running errands. Get back to DFW it would suit you to a "t". Anonamyous AKA Aladan, Stay with minor clubs go major to New York! FAIL!!! SURS for all of us get some sun your in South Texas, it doesn't rain that much. D
ReplyDeleteCan someone translate DJ?
ReplyDelete"You must have that compasity..." ????
"overreching" ??
"exloading" ???
"The mountain absorb the shoch the bigh one " ??
BH -- jump the shark is an old reference to an episode of Happy Days in the 70s. Back when that was a good TV show, it had run its course, it started to suck, and to get ratings they had Fonzie motorcycle jump over a pool of sharks. That phrase has now come to mean a person or thing that once was cool and now is very much uncool. The Dirty jumped the shark maybe 6-10 months ago, or more.
haha....dj mentioned something about spell check. How ironic!
ReplyDeleteI want to know how my life exloaded!
ReplyDeleteoh...no wonder why I didn't understand! I am eternally cool.
ReplyDeleteTHanks, Anon, for that great description!
Seriously though. What's wrong with DJ? He makes no sense. There are typos, and none of us much care about spelling online. But DJ is 3 levels beyond that. WTF is wrong with him? I have plants that can communicate better than him.
ReplyDeleteEven my drunken text messages make more sense than whatever it is he is trying to say.
ReplyDeleteI have an easier time understanding Pamela.
ReplyDeleteI find him to be more offensive than Kanye.
DJ, you are like the Gary Busey of this website.
ReplyDeleteThat's kinda harsh Bitchhog. Kanye? I Kanye would hurry up and overdose so he can go out the legend he wishes he was.
ReplyDelete*I wish Kanye*
ReplyDeleteYes. DJ's writing is that offensive.
ReplyDeleteAs well as his lack of knowledge of geography, especially California geography.
Ooops that was Katy Perry that said that.
ReplyDeleteI liked Trump's call for a boycott on Kanye.
ReplyDeleteOne egomaniac boycotting another.....
Drunken texts messages from DG would be nice......what's up all?
ReplyDeleteChristopher Walken to me is the Mitch Hedburg ot this website.
ReplyDeleteOh, Hey, Francis!
ReplyDeleteDid you have a great weekend?
DG sends me hilarious drunk texts and pics of her evenings as they progress. The ones with Giovanni from last week were scandalous!
One time I was at a party hosted by Andy Warhol and I saw Gary Busey there. He was dressed as a cow and was smoking weed out of a penis shaped pipe. And for some reason he was bleeding out of his rectum. He is an odd person.
ReplyDeleteHi Francis, my love. I told everyone about our weekend with RR, 5A, & CBT. I even told them how you beat up Timberfake when my phone was stolen.
ReplyDeleteYou are my hero.
I was thinking Walken was like David Sedaris.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I think that's who he really is.....
I loved watching Gary Busey on Celebrity Rehab. I also loved how I could change the channel when I finally had enough of him unlike his other drug addicted roommates.
ReplyDeleteBH,
ReplyDeleteI had a great weekend, how about you?
Who is David Sedaris?
ReplyDeleteThank you ladies. I do appreciate the compliments and comparisons.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteWhat a wild weekend we had......I never thought a woman could look so good in spandex but you sure pulled it off.
Hedburg, too.
ReplyDeleteSedaris is a writer.
My weekend was spectacular!
I stayed on this site all night on Friday. Saturday....ran around town like a wild bitchhog and had "Bitchhog's Dance Party."
Sunday...long hike.
that's the nutshell. No deer wrangling this weekend.
Francis, Dirtygirl said you passed out early.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping you would be impressed with the spandex. I tried hard to impress you. You don't think that the silver metallic spandex was a little too much?
ReplyDeleteI think she put something in my drink. I woke up with lipstick all over me and her yelling at me to take her to Denny's.
ReplyDeleteDJ, listen my brain damaged 'friend'. If ever you need somebody to talk to feel free to call Fan of Spurs. He will take the time to put you on hold.
ReplyDeleteDG....it was late 80's hot. And yeah, I'm the one that stole your monster ballads CD. You'll have to come back to get it....
ReplyDeleteI have a strong feeling that DJ walks around with a disconnected cell phone having important 'conversations'. The following is an assumed excerpt of one of his conversations:
ReplyDelete'Buy low, sell high. Yeah, all 10,000 shares. Don't forget who you work for. I sign your checks, you don't sign mine.'
Monster Ballads? haha I own that cd, as well as spandex pants.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I sold my lowrider today, I'm no longer rollin with the homies in ghetto stee-lo
'rollin with the homies' reminds me of Clueless.
ReplyDeleteYou know what annoys me about 'business' cell phone people? I hate how they have to talk all loud just to let everyone know around them that they are important. I bet this is one of Drew's flaws.
ReplyDeleteI once met a guy doing that while sitting in an airport. Once he got off the phone he proceeded to pull out his louis vutton wallet and give me his business card to call him sometime.
I never called.
haha what a self-important douche, I'm sure who they think they are impressing?
ReplyDelete"Rollin with the homies"... when they are the house party and Tai hits her head and the guy gets her ice! I used to love that movie.
Oooh that irritates me too DG! When I was 19, I worked as a little front desk girl for a health club/gym. Well, one day the BIG execs came touring the clubs, and one of the men stepped out of the group, walked behind the front desk, and handed me his card and said "Call me if you ever get in a bind". I was like, "Umm excuse me, do I have "damsel in distress" tattooed on my HUGE forehead?" It was rather insulting!
ReplyDeleteP.S. The BIG exec was much later fired for purchasing lap dances with his company AMEX card! haha!
haha...that's funny queen bee.
ReplyDeleteI would like to mention that Dirtygirl has visited all of the above sites.
ReplyDeleteBH: We ALL have. haha
ReplyDeleteYes, I put dumpstersluts in my fav's.
ReplyDeletethere are also a few select sites that I visit that have not shown up on this list.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ DG!!
ReplyDeleteI am so curious, but I won't do it....
ReplyDeleteI am holding back from going to that site.
Someone, please check out dumpstersluts and report back on the content.
I just did. I saw your video Bitchhog. I can't believe you and spurs would do that. I'm disgusted.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why getradfridays is not on this list?
ReplyDeleteDG, you and Fran should try it. It really spices things up.
ReplyDeleteBH,
ReplyDeleteThe Punk emo section sure turns me on, but the foreign objects in these "stars" orifices doesn't really do it for. I'd give the site two partial erect cocks........
That's it. I'm checking it out.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't hear back from me it is because I no longer have a computer.
I have no self-control.
oh...I was expecting some real dumpster action.
ReplyDeletebut, I didn't really dive into it or dig around.
I am going to perform a virus scan now and see what I've contracted.
Why heck, I sho do likey meh cuzzin's pecker in meh brown round. It heps meh doo doo easier. I cant even hear meh own farts becus im so gaped out.
ReplyDeleteI do 'memba one time when meh booty was gettin' busted and he finished inside meh, then he pulled out and I farted out his sperms. Hehehe...dems were da good ol' days when meh booty wasnt gaped out.
ReplyDeleteI'sa normmy dont be liken them there4 name jackers, but these here little fellers sure done did sum meh up purty good
ReplyDeleteWhy heck, I reckon this ol' cowboy sho do have a hankerin' fo sum pecker.
ReplyDeleteWay to kill the thread, fake CBT.
ReplyDeleteyou sho don't know wha overkill is.
Can meh jus tell da world I wear panties?
ReplyDeleteYeeeehhhaaaaaawwwwrrrr I sho do luvs me some pecker
ReplyDeleteSPURSs, you can't even be in the club life of DFW. You look old 32? Keep praying to that alter. You friend Leper has no chace in So.Cal! She will be eaten alive! Best she stays where she is. Axis LA for her not so hot! RA out! She will not make it here. Tramps are a dime a douzen. Drew Keep STL, Spurs no hate best of luck, RQ you know where to find me, DQ later babe good comment but fell flat of your best. Laguego mihos and I do mean Ho's! More directed to who Spurs hires on the river in SAT!!!! See ya Gecko!
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteI really found it hot how you yelled out spurs fan instead of his kasey during the video. And the spursfansays.com booty shorts were a great plug for the site. You should get a pair, too.
If any of you want to meet DJ in person, he works as a gate agent at LAX.
ReplyDeleteDJ, have you not realized yet that there is no 'Q' in my name?
Mashed carrots began hitch hiking on the rocky road to Oz. Then we took a turn drinking vodka from Eva Gabors high heeled sneaker. I didnt know coffins could be so outdoorsy with a tab bit of camouflage. Next weekend im going rabbit fucking.
ReplyDeleteWhat BH video?
ReplyDeleteDJ doesn't even live in the LA area. He supposedly lives in Palm Springs. That is not any better than San Antonio.
ReplyDeleteDG, we will be making another video, in which I will be wearing my dirtygirl for life crotchless panties.
Spurs is actually out today to search for the new location overseas.
uh oh, DG. Look what you have started. Soon, my video will appear on that other site.
ReplyDeleteI have you to thank for that, since there is no such thing as bad press.
Hahaha. who knew cheerios could be so sexy? Next time you better bring your camera.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell are you talking about, Busey?
ReplyDeleteFake DJ,
ReplyDeleteYou did not misspell enough words and had too many complete sentences for me to believe you are DJ. But I'm sure the mindset of DJ was very similar to what you wrote.
Bitchhog,
ReplyDeleteDJ definitely has a $10 an hour job for an airline. I bet it is Mesa Airlines.
Spurs does not want to post the video because this is not supposed to be a porn site but since you sent it to me and I have the posting ability I just may do it. Spurs is not around and will not know until it's too late.
Can we just post the matching track suits instead?
ReplyDeleteI want everyone to pay to see the vid, so until Spurs allows payments via Paypal, I would like to keep the vid off this site.
What type of shenanigans is gong on with CBT and DJ? I am truly at a loss for words. WOW....wowwy wow wow.
ReplyDeletePam would be so jealous of you BH. You are going to win porn star of the year in Vegas next year.
ReplyDeleteHave you started practicing your speech yet? Don' give kanye the mic if he asks for it, though. He will end up saying MP's gay porn that he enjoys so much was better just because MP is half black. Fucking racist bastard!
going*
ReplyDeleteUh....I spoke with Spurs he ok'd this to be a porn site for 10 mins
ReplyDeleteWell, I am planning a very moving speech and I would like an entourage to ascend the stage with me. Of course, I would like you and RQ there.
ReplyDeleteYou have been so supportive and have watched the videos on repeat for some time. If I didn't trust you, I would think maybe you are in all of this to get Spurs.
MP's video was pretty good if you are into male on male S&M.
ReplyDeleteMaybe eventually BH. I was hoping you would train him a little more and maybe get him to shave? Hair is just not cool anymore.
ReplyDeletePlus I'm satisfied with Francis right now. I like how he bites my nipples and kisses me on the forehead.
Wonder where Spurs is today? I'm betting he got involved in the Big Brother Big Sister program......
ReplyDeleteDG, my love, I'm going to bite and kiss you ever where next time. Be sure to bring the crotch-less panties......
drtygrl, hahaha..didyu shve that ce crem cone? hahaha
ReplyDeleteFuff youf guyfs
ReplyDeleteLooks like DJ found DG's ice cream porno.....
ReplyDeleteSorry....I still understood what you just said fake dj.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Francis. I will bring the edible ones again, too.
ReplyDeleteWhere is spurs? Did he not pay his internet bill?
ReplyDeleteSpurs is on an airplane. I have to go so that I am not late picking him up.
ReplyDeleteDG, Spurs just called me from his bag phone that Drew sold him. He confirmed that he and BH are meeting up. We need to do something to show them our love is greater......
ReplyDeleteBH and Spurs have nothing on us. We are better at everything. I bet they would buy our videos just to learn something new.
ReplyDeletewhere can I find these videos???
ReplyDeleteWTD,
ReplyDeleteYou and Elfie will have to do one as well. Once you do, submit it to me and I will give you our secret porn site.
DG:
ReplyDeleteDont threaten me with a good time
Ummmmm, ok to all of the above with name jacking comments. Congrats SPURS. Still trying to make sense of the rest. WOW! DG WTF? The other one was right on one thing why the war? LMFAO. DG I do better typos than that!
ReplyDelete"DJ, you are like the Gary Busey of this website."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYou sold your low rider? Terrible day.