1. He looks like a chewed up version of Noah Wyle
2. He has tits.
3. He has acne at 45 (click on the pic of him with the whores, you'll see)
4. He's a kiss ass
5. He mass e-mails pictures of his cock
6. He wears a chain and thinks it's cool
7. He has a man crush on Get Rad the Goblin
Feel free to finish them up.
He's the Khaki King!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you piss him off, he will spam the shit out of you with cell phone offers.
ReplyDeletedman, that bottom picture is reminding me of something (sorry Drew)..
ReplyDeleteit will come to me.
"he will spam the shit out of you with cell phone offers."
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. That's awful, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm just waiting for the e-mails that invite me to start selling knives door to door.
I'd consider that more than I've ever considered signing up for some cell phone scam.
He looks like E.T. in camp shorts.
ReplyDelete"dman, that bottom picture is reminding me of something (sorry Drew)..
ReplyDeleteit will come to me."
Hey, I'll save you the time:
A CREEP.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome.
He really looks like an Amway salesman.
ReplyDeleteHe's such a creep he named his site (twice) based on chicks he:
ReplyDelete8. "Luffed" (GAY)
9. Then hated
Thrice, Actually, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteTrue Giraffe, but I don't consider the Goblin a chick.
ReplyDeleteWait.....actually you are right.
My bad.
Why is he acting like he is posing with some sort of decent looking women? Those chicks are about as beat as a rented mule.
ReplyDeleteWell, what kind of prostitutes do you think he can afford selling a broken down phone service?
ReplyDeleteGive him a break.
He thinks he has a cell phone empire but lives in a tiny house that we've seen on video twice.
ReplyDeleteHe probably spams his phucked up phones on craigslist.
ReplyDeleteRented mule was classic! Loves it!
ReplyDeletenasty hangover
ReplyDeletenasty hangover here too BH...
ReplyDeleteIn the bottom pic Drew looks like he just robbed an Old Navy.
ReplyDeletebitchhog:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
"He thinks he has a cell phone empire but lives in a tiny house that we've seen on video twice.'
ReplyDeleteEmpire? I liked that.
"In the bottom pic Drew looks like he just robbed an Old Navy."
I was thinking Banana Republic.
That cheap ass guido would never go spend anything over $5.00 on clothes. As a matter of fact he probably has knock off Old Navy. Now thats fucking cheap! Chinatown Old Navy.
ReplyDeleteI think Banana Republic would be to nice of a store for Drew to visit. That is definitely walmart khaki.
ReplyDeleteDrew is the Prince of polyester.
ReplyDeleteI bet he wore his leisure suit the next day.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteGood point.
I'd say the chain is out of one of those 50 cent machines that have toys in them that the kids like.
Drew must have eyed that chain in the little machine at the check out counter and was salivating at how cool he would look in it.
With a cigar in the mouth, Soprano style.
I don't think Drew should be advertising "he knows Nik Richie"... Hooey's creditors might start harassing Drew for Hooey's whereabouts and for payments...
ReplyDelete...not to mention the process servers that will be knocking on his door!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'd be dancing again, and the process server will have a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteBrighten his or her day.
Or think he is having a seizure and call 911!
ReplyDeleteDrew is just a trout trying to live the dream but is failing miserably. And I think his dream is to be nik richie. I don't really understand why.
ReplyDeleteI bet he owns an orange bike, too.
Why does every East Coast Wop smoke cigars now? God damn that irritates me.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDelete"Dream?"
Turned into a nightmare for him fast.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteBecause of Tony Soprano, that's why.
Smoking Cigars was cool here too.... in 1998
ReplyDeleteDo they all talk in a nasally congested voice too?
ReplyDeleteI may get attacked for this statement, but Drew has NEVER been anything but nice to me :)
ReplyDelete1. He has NEVER emailed a pic of his male member to me.
2. He has never said an un-kind word to me and I highly doubt he ever would.
3. He sent me an email cheering me up when I was missing my boys during the summer.
4. He made me his #1 myspace friend, and to my knowledge I STILL am :)
Look, regardless of what people say about him, at least he is out there trying to make something happen! Some of you will forever be jealous of Drew or Spurs, wishing that you had the gumption to create a site that people ACTUALLY like, and keep coming back to! And, as for Rocket Queen, at least she has a good sense of humor, and is creative. But, some of you bash her, and quite frankly, I'd love to see some of you try and emulate the kind of success that she has. That's it for now, I'm stepping off my soapbox.
In the words of Chris Crocker:
LEAVE BIG DREW ALONE!
QB:
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you to come to his defense (no sarcasm).
Tell him to leave me alone too please. When he puts me up over there at Sunday School once every 5 posts (average) it really hurts my feelings because his insults are so sharp, and it's just hard for me to think of things to rip him on. That's why you don't see me rip him much (SARCASM).
Queer Bee,
ReplyDeleteThe reason Drew might be nice to you now is because he might want titty pictures of you later on. And he has not emailed you a picture of his dick because he has not gotten around to you yet, but you are on his list. And the email he sent you he more than likely cut and paste it from some Hallmark website. And being #1 on Myspace???? Are you fucking kidding? Are you still in High School where that might make a shit of difference? Do you put that on your resume? And starting a website is easy and free...just look on the sidebars. Blogger, it's easy, fun, and free. And Rocket Queen deserves to be a verbal punching bag after all the shit she has given other people. Actually, she deserves ALOT more!!
Actually, the last line wasn't sarcasm. The ratio of me getting ripped (at least it's an attempt) over in guitar land to him getting ripped over here is WAY off.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Until I read (SARCASM) I thought you had a name jacker on your own site LOL
ReplyDeleteQueen: That was a nice thing to say... Honestly, Drew has never said a word about me or even acknowledged me in any way to my knowledge... But some of his postings and comments compelled me to make my statements (as lame as they may be)
CNB:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's the thing that suck about written words. I'm sarcastic quite a bit, but sometimes it can be misconstrued as being serious.
As far as your point about Fat Boy and his postings?
Exactly.
Love the Mavericks. I used to like the Rockets when Hakeem ("the Dream") Olajuwon played. As far as that other 3rd rate city in Texas, San Antonio? They suck balls!
ReplyDeleteSeptember 6, 2009 1:36 PM
LMAO @ Sperm Fag!
Spurs, is that a rhetorical question? NO ITS NOT YOU IMBECILE! I HAVE A PHD AND I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OR HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU TYPE SOMETHING! I KNOW HOW THE UNIVERSE WAS FORMED AND I ALSO KNOW HOW TO ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE! I HAVE A PHD!!!
ReplyDeleteSpurs and CnB: I hear what you're saying...dually noted. I will send Drew a note and tell him to play nice with the kids (you guys) down the street! haha I'm kidding yall, your statements were understood.
ReplyDeleteAs for "Anonymous"'s statement : You know when you have a toddler talking to you in "toddler speak"? It's their own strange language, you have no idea what they're saying, but you smile and nod every now and then and throw in an 'Yeah, uh-huh". You finally hand them a cookie to keep them from talking, and you bashing your head into the wall? Well, when I read Anon's comment, I did the exact same thing.
Queer Bee,
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you do not understand the English language. Perhaps you and DJ can go to ESL classes together?
Chester:
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good you got a laugh out of it.
Also, someone who lives in New Jersey doesn't deserve to talk trash about any other city.
Including Sodom and Gomorra.
Isn't Jersey known as the armpit of America?
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteI kind of figured you were kidding.
Here's one thing that is astonishing (disappointing too):
No "lols" or smiley faces?
You must be getting some sleep.
Anon: weak, you obviously didn't understand ME, so maybe you should go to the class by yourself? And you must be some special brand of pussy since you cannot even attach a "real name" or even a nickname to your idiotic candor. Hiding behind your computer spouting insults must be so exhilirating!
ReplyDeleteZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yes, I am. I'll admit that even my insults are getting a little sharper..ha! (just one ha! for now)
ReplyDeleteSo, Spurs, speaking of vampires..have you seen True Blood yet?
Drew! Hey there buddy, whom were you directing the snoozes to?
ReplyDeleteSpurs Fan of course ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ReplyDeleteFat Boy:
ReplyDeleteYeah?
It's so boring that you snaked a comment off of here and made it a post?
LAME.
FYI, I can't believe I've grown Moobs.....
ReplyDeleteSkeletor:
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you jacked my pics?
I can't believe Anonymous called me fat..haha Excuse me, while I stick my middle finger down my throat!
ReplyDelete"FYI, I can't believe I've grown Moobs....."
ReplyDeleteI can.
"Can't believe you jacked my pics?"
I can. I mean, I can't believe that as many times as you've insulted me (the majority of it sucked, hate to break it to you. The Bob Dole arm was great though), you don't expect me to do the same to your turkey neck having ass.
Wait, what I am thinking? You probably couldn't understand that, you Fat Turkey.
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
QB:
ReplyDeleteAn "anonymous" insult really stunned you, I'm sure.
Spurs! I thought you loved me? How are you going to allow that dick-wad Anonymous criticize my appearance? And by the way, I never EVER drink Beer.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I was kidding about the 'love" part, but I did think we were the type of friends that would at least share a snack pack together? ha!
LMAO @ turtle neck
ReplyDeleteI just hope it's not MP, I know he likes to comment as "Anonymous", and I never thought MP would say such things to me.
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteYou know, I was going to chime in on that, but you seem to be able to handle yourself just fine.
I'd share a snack pack with you, Uncle Rico.
I enjoyed that part in that movie.
QB:
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's MP.
I did too..classic!
ReplyDeleteFat Boy:
ReplyDeleteI can go on forever insulting you, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Kasey is a back door Tranny
ReplyDeleteAnswer my text Douche Bag!
ReplyDeleteOk. That's so weak it must have been Fat Turkey.
ReplyDeleteHey Fat Boy,
It was turkey neck, not turtle neck.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaaaaaa. Don't you and your retired friends playing shuffle board at 6?
ReplyDelete" QB's attempt to defend fatass Drewche was laughable."
ReplyDeleteKasey the crypt keeper I suspect! I gave you an olive branch and this is what I get back?
NoProb ScareCrow!
Drew shouldn't you be at the Tiki bar thinking you are 26 while you pick up 40-year old whales and then post about how wasted you were like a punk ass kid?
ReplyDeleteGreg Blast in 3,2,1 !
ReplyDeleteDrewche nobody wants to see your cock except GetRad and large 40-something whales.
ReplyDeleteAnd calling it a GREG like Nik Bitchie does is just gay. You are so far up his ass tryin to be him that when he sneezes you fart. What a fuckin poser you are, Cell Phone King. Broke ass wanna be trying to be another wannabe, Nik Bitchie. LMAO
Anonymous: Regarding your "point" being made..none of us give a fuck what you have to say! To me and others, you're just some "internet tough guy", (haha!) nothing more.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I just received some feedback for you, please get a pen and paper handy:
-5 out of 6 bitches can't stand you, and would like for you to shut the dick up!
Thats your big badass funny reply Queen Bee? Really? That's all?
ReplyDeleteWeak.
Even for a nobody blog commenter.
Fat Ass:
ReplyDelete"I gave you an olive branch and this is what I get back?"
You mean basically offering me a chance to "team up?"
Give me a break man. That's just a joke, right?
I mean, I didn't even know how to respond to that laughable proposition.
Are you going to brink on Timberfake over there, too?
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou know what I think we should do? Make a punching bag (a speed bag, specifically) out of Drew's likeness (his turkey face) and just market it and sell it.
People who have never even met the guy or thrown a punch will take a look at it and just buy it up. I'm thinking of approaching Academy with this.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteMy main problem with this post is the title.
It should read;
"Top 10 reasons why Big Drew is Creepy"
All right, I'll change it.
ReplyDeleteGood advice.
Creepy is better than sickening, you are right.
Thanks.
I should have thrown the "turkey neck" in there as well.
Where is that skanky slut Rosa, I mean Pam?
ReplyDeleteI'm back Spurs...did I miss anything? I'm trying to stay in loop since according to Anon I'm a "nobody commenter" I'm SO lucky the library's computer room stayed open a little later so I could keep up with everyone. haha
ReplyDeleteYou missed so much Queen Bee. You should be ashamed of yourself. We figured out how to bring peace to the world.
ReplyDeleteYou "nobody."
(I imagine you feel awful now)
LOL-yep, you have me pegged. I'm in a bathtub lined with razors and the song "All By Myself" playing..very dark and dramatic.
ReplyDeleteSounds that way. Well, if you do decide to end it all, at least you'll finally get some "sleep."
ReplyDelete(you know, it wasn't easy coming up with something for your comment. Frankly, now I'm depressed. Let's try to keep it positive from here on out, Queen Bee)
LOL- I was joking Spurs! Yeah right, I'm way too awesome to end it all, especially in that manner (that whole bathroom scene came from a movie, it was an awful movie with James VanDer Beek from Dawson's Crrek-need I say more?)
ReplyDelete*Creek
ReplyDeleteJames Van Der Beek?
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
That movie Varsity Blues was awful with him in it.
"I don't want your life."
He sounded like such a dork.
let me paint a terrifying picture for all of you:
ReplyDeleteYour alarm clock goes off, you wake up groggy and not happy about having to roll out of bed.
You get out of bed, and slowly make your way to the bathroom to take your obligatory morning piss.
You reach the bathroom, flip on the light and stare mindlessly at the toilet as you drain your bladder.
Finishing up, you shake your tool and move to the sink to wash your hands...while doing so you glance up to the mirror and what do you see staring back at you? The creepy, 50 year old face of the one pictured above...its true, you have become BIG DREW (insert horrified screams of teenage girls)
Spurs! My younger brother does the best impression of him saying that very line..it's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteRemember:
"A 10! A fuckin' 10!"
Man, they portrayed Texans in the worst light..pisses me off!
Anonymous: I'm even dumber for stopping and reading that fuckery you called a comment..ha! LOSER.
ReplyDelete"Man, they portrayed Texans in the worst light..pisses me off!"
ReplyDeleteThat always happens Queen Bee.
Spurs, I know you have a rep to protect, but some of these Anons are sick pedophiles..you really need to think long and hard before you allow these sick fucks to comment on here! Go to Drew's site to see what I mean.
ReplyDeleteIf either site switched to real message boards people couldn't name jack or post anonymously.
ReplyDeleteI hear you anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnd QB.
ReplyDeletei saw what they said about your kids and the poloroid, QB. appalling.
ReplyDeletei really think it might be MP
ReplyDeleteI saw those comments to you Giraffe. I read them even though I don't really find it thrilling to go over there.
ReplyDeleteThat's just disgusting.
In all fairness to MP, there are several "anons" Giraffe. At least here.
ReplyDeletetrue, spurs.
ReplyDeleteWell, however many there are... they are all disgusting fags... It's one thing to rip on someone, but to make remarks like the one's over on the other site... GROSS! Not that anyone will notice, but I'm boycotting the other site until those nasty comments come down and THAT STUPID AR BULLSHIT ENDS...
ReplyDeleteLooks like you're stuck with me Spurs, sorry ;)
Yeah CnB, pretty sick.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm quite sure they will come down, and a warning or apology will be given.
AR stuff? Never understood that garbage over at thdirty.
"Stuck?"
Cool by me.
Hey Spurs, what is with you and Drew though? I'm just curious... I know you two have 2 VERY different personalities, but WTF? Is it a serious dislike or a "frienemies" (<--I know, forgive me) type of situation
ReplyDeletecnb,
ReplyDeleteActually, Drew and Spurs discuss what is going to be posted on each site ahead of time. They like the rivalry and know that they will get more hits on each of their sites. Afterall, they are business men. Next year at this time they will have appearance fee's too. Just wait and see.
Let me get this straight.
ReplyDeleteAn anonymous commenter bitched about people leaving anonymous comments on here?
Am I the only one that thinks this guy is a fucking retard?
The plot thickens:
ReplyDeleteNow we have an anonymous commenter calling another anonymous commenter a fucking retard for bitching about other anonymous commenters.
I read all the anonymous comments as if it were the same person with multiple personalities.
I read all the anonymous comments as if it were high schoolers at lunch... it suddenly all made sense... stupid and juvenile!
ReplyDeleteWill you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
ReplyDeleteI felt more Varsity Blues quotes were needed. I figured one from Scott Caan would be good.
DG: So, Spurs and Drew really don't have anything "REAL" against each other just a business rivalry? I really thought there was something to it...
ReplyDeleteYes, they compare paychecks at the end of the week.
ReplyDeleteAnon: Bring it.
I know I might get blamed for something anonymous may post but to clear things up and to be perfectly honest the last anonymous comment i left was about Drew buying Chinatown Old Navy. I have not posted anything at all on the other site so if there were any doubts I hope that I have cleared them up. As a matter of fact, I will no longer comment, submit, or even visit either sites again. And with that I would like to say good night, be safe and enjoy your lives.
ReplyDeleteScott Caan? Weird, I never had heard of him until a day or so ago and Spurs brought him up, WTF? Is 1 of the Anon actually Scott Caan? It's so random that something isn't right
ReplyDeleteI hear spurs has an 'i know nik richie' shirt too. He sleeps in it every night. It makes him feel closer to him.
ReplyDeleteYou can't elaborate, 8D? So you posted once as an Anon... what does that have to do with these Anons that keep making useless and nasty comments? You've always seemed funny to me...
ReplyDeleteHello 8D. I hope you feel better now that you have said that. It feels good just to let it go, doesn't it? Just think, no more holding back feeling guilty that you left that one anonymous comment. You feel free! Go, live your life to the fullest. You deserve it.
ReplyDeleteDG, haha, you crack me up, but there ain't no way... Well, he may have one, but there "ain't no way" he wears it... He would put it on his dog though, I'm sure ;)
ReplyDeleteDamn, DG, you are on tonight girl! Did something happen to upset you or are you just in a "good" mood... I like it!!
ReplyDeleteNo he does have one. He ordered it size extra small. He likes it tight and slightly above his belly button. On the bottom half he wears superman underoo's.
ReplyDeleteHey lady, don't knock the underoos, I can't tell you how many times, as a kid, I had to roll out as Wonder Woman and fight crime!
ReplyDeleteWhere is spurs anyway? I hope he is not throwing rocks at the moon again.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! That is so funny because I really did have wonder woman underoo's! My mom would get mad because I would always want to play outside in them.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering for awhile now! Maybe he fell asleep? It's only midnight, in his time zone and he always out lasts me!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you up to tonight, DG? Enjoying your labor day weekend like me?
I did too!! That was the first spanking I remember clearly!!! I went outside, to fight crime of course, in my Wonder Woman Underoos!! My dad disagreed with my desire to bring justice to our town!! Hahaha, that is so funny!!!!
ReplyDelete"I hear spurs has an 'i know nik richie' shirt too. He sleeps in it every night. It makes him feel closer to him."
ReplyDeleteYeah, it does. I feel like I have superpowers when I wear it Lion.
"Actually, Drew and Spurs discuss what is going to be posted on each site ahead of time."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I say, "Put up some crappy posts dude, I know you can do it!"
And then it happens.
CnB:
ReplyDelete"So, Spurs and Drew really don't have anything "REAL" against each other just a business rivalry?"
Business rivalry? Never once have I talked about being a "business man" on here. Or anywhere.
That's just loser speak.
I feel like I have super powers now, too. I bet you think it's because of my posting powers but no, it's just my Nik Richie shirt.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you want to really talk about shirts, Hollywood sent me a couple of them a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteThe Dirty University shirts. I gave one away to a former friend of mine, and kept the other.
It was a token of his appreciation. I could have gotten every shirt he had, but I told him in e-mail the shirts sucked, and that would be the only one I would want.
I've never recieved a shirt from the dirty. The only thing the dirty does for me is delete my comments.
ReplyDeleteSpurs...he sent me a shirt too (nik richie) but I now dust my home with it.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen: Yeah, those comments were appalling, but I seriously hope it wasn't MP..probably just a couple of pimple faced "ra-tards" lol
Dirtygirl..I'm still laughing at your statement regarding the under-roos. My mom would get pissed when I was younger b/c I never kept mine on..ha!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: My guess is that it was MP. The Labor Day picnic post was in retaliation for his threats to kill RQ's pets. He's a fucking piece of shit.
ReplyDelete