Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Yes, I'm still alive
There really was something serious that happened over the last couple of days, but of course I wouldn't go into details of my life unlike the morons who choose to do so. I am very very tired, and not feeling "funny" at all, but I thought I at least owed an explanation, which was crap, but that's what I served up. At the least, Rocket Man can take about 30 freeze frames of this, and run it into the ground. I also wanted to give some shout outs, but I just don't have the time right now to make a list.
Take it easy.
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How'd cho likey da weekend over hurr in da Ozarks? Me and Handy Andy left you sore as can be! You cant even hurr your farts no mo! WRECK DA RECTUM!
ReplyDeleteSorry Spurs!
ReplyDeleteDon't take my delayed response as a diss... had a crazy busy weekend and your email got lost in the abundance of spam mail my inbox gets flooded with!
CBT:
ReplyDeleteHad a great time, thanks for tearing me up.
Wopness:
Well dude, I thought about it, of course there were a lot more people I wanted to mention, but I just didn't have the time, plus I'd rather save that for when I'm actually in the mood to do a video. But I did answer your question about Fat Boy.
tatazz:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Just giving you a hard time.
Associating my e-mails with "spam" though?
Not cool.
Spurs man......I just clicked on all the adds for you. But if I start getting spam e-mails on how to attract men we will need to talk about a profit sharing option for me
ReplyDeleteHaha, no.. that's not what I meant! I'm too lazy to go through and flag the spam mail so I literally get about 100 bullshit messages every 2 days. I currently have 867 emails.. pretty insane, huh?
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteThanks man, that was nice, but you know I was kidding around about meditating on making the site better and profitable, right? And no, you won't be getting any spam buddy.
Tatazz:
867 e-mails? Do you have a spam filter maybe?
I know man I was being sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteI've never noticed the ads on the side. My mind is really good at blocking out bullshit which makes me sometimes wonder how I ever notice your comments.
ReplyDeleteBut learning how to make electricity sounds interesting.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteReally? And I wasn't being completely sarcastic. I have thought of ways of making the site more entertaining, and this is what I came up with:
I think DG should do one post a day. That way whenever I post something, it just makes it appear that I'm really funny.
Yep, that sounds like a plan.
Great. Popeye chimes in right when I was addressing her.
ReplyDeleteI clicked on the weightloss ad and signed up Miss Texas Saggers.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteYou always have to take a shot at *Miss Texas*, huh? I find her to be fun, especially when insulting Rocket Man.
But that was nice of you to think of her.
ReplyDeleteby fun, do you mean, nearly unintelligible?
ReplyDeleteYou are being 2 mean.
ReplyDeleteI know you liked that one.
ReplyDeleteJust like Drew's site this will not be profitable either spurs. I don't know why either of you believe this.
ReplyDeleteNo shit? What makes you think that Popeye? I mean, the language that is used here should have advertisers lined up at my door, begging me. I just hope they don't ever do research on this site, because then they might found out I don't even have a page rank.
ReplyDeleteAre you upset that I called you 0 for 2 1/2?
What's with the hate?
Hurts me.
That was good.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the shout out! I am sure Drew,Lion, and Giraffe appreciate theirs as well.....
Thanks, and no problem.
ReplyDeleteAs far as shout outs? I have plenty more to do. I hope people don't take it as just because I didn't mention many names, doesn't mean I don't enjoy their presence here.
Also, you forgot the Pelican, Tatazz, and that Bill Bentley clown.
More shout outs next time spurs,
ReplyDeleteYour original vid u made on the Iranian dwarfs site was hilarious
Q:
ReplyDeleteI hear you bud. I'll do that the next time I do one. I have a list in my head, but I don't want to forget anyone. And indeed, I have something to say to each person who has commented here.
Spurs, i sho am glad you likey being our cumdumpster. Ah's cant wait tah git meh hands on Tatazz.
ReplyDeleteSpurs! Yeah, I have a spam filter but AOL is dumb and makes you individually "flag" the spam mail. Takes way too much time for me when I could just do mass deletions! haha
ReplyDeleteHaha... that sounds almost like pirate talk. "git meh hands on tatazz".
Tatazz, do ya wanna cum on out ta dah middle of nowheres? Out hurr nobody can heer you scream.
ReplyDeleteMmm... sounds very tempting.
ReplyDeleteDontcha got sumpin' going on wif dat 8D giy? Aint cha his gurlfreen?
ReplyDeleteCBT: Why are you starting to talk like Billy Bob Thornton in "Slingblade"? It's rather disconcerting.
ReplyDeleteMissed ya Spurs.
I jus bought a whole buncha sexy clothes frum Sears!
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDelete"Ah's cant wait tah git meh hands on Tatazz."
You'll enjoy this video then. She's wearing a pretty skimpy outfit.
Tatazz:
AOL sucks.
Queen Bee:
Hey! You deserve the biggest shout out, no doubt. I thought about you before I made the video, but I really wasn't in the mood to do one, so I figured it would be best to do an address to you when I know I can come up with something good.
Can ah fap to da veedy-o?
ReplyDeleteIt's all good Spurs...:)(that was just for you)
ReplyDeleteWhatever was going on in your personal life, I hope it has all worked out.
And if anyone is wondering why Spurs says I deserve the biggest shout out, well, it's quite simple:
I give the best phone sex EVER.
Hairy up and post da veedy-o. Ah aul-reedy have mah Wranglers around my ankles.
ReplyDeleteBitchDog- Good One! If you want I can make you a free account on MyFreeImplants.com so you can have big boobs. I think Pam had one over there....
ReplyDeleteSpurs-Hope everythings ok
Tatazz- I bet the video has something to do with M.J.
lol
Miss Texus, when are ya gunna send meh sum chi-chi pix?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I have to admit that was pretty funny. Good to see classic SPURS is back.
ReplyDeleteSaggers:
ReplyDeleteUnlike you, I do not define myself by any of my body parts, especially tits. I like to pride myself in accomplishments and no, I would not winning a Texas buffet contest.
Your attempt to make fun of my comment name resembles that hellhole you call a home. Poor.
*would not include
ReplyDeletesee, I threw a star in there for you.
QB:
ReplyDeleteWhat's your phone number?
hi everyone! i'm in scottsdale getting ready to go up squaw peak. i had a facial, a pedicure, and had my hair done.
ReplyDeletethank you for making a video spurs, i am probably the only person who truly loved it and was excited to see it.
Im sorry to hear about your situation Spurs. Chin up, things will get better... Take care.
ReplyDeleteHey Bitchhog! :) Ask Spurs, he's a repeat client..lol
ReplyDeleteRQ: Hey babydoll! I too was excited to see a new Spurs video! I made popcorn and had Mike n Ike's galore!
rq, quit being stupid. squaw peak is in phoenix, not scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand the 0 for 2 1/2. I didn't realize this was a competition. What exactly are we competing for again? Maybe once I know I will actually put the effort into it that you do.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU talking about anon? it all bleeds into each other. are you retarded or something?
ReplyDeleteHI QB....I pampered myself today, too much!!
Hi Dirtygirl!
ReplyDeleteWhere's my buddy Elfie?
ReplyDeleteso when i got in last night i was dying for a coffee...i do not think i can move back here...not enough coffee places.i ended up going to the coffee plantation over on shea..talk about a group of people who need to be mooned.
ReplyDeleteIn Re to the title:
ReplyDeleteAnd still ugly
also drove out to avondale today,DG...wow very dismal on the west side. me no will like living there.
ReplyDeleteDG you wanna go and hang at coffee plantation and angle for rich trouts?
Hi queen bee!!!
ReplyDeletewell i need to go and get my exericse. if you all are lucky, i'll keel over from the heat, it is still hot though mild by phoenix standards
ReplyDeleteIndigo Girl:
ReplyDeleteThank you. That was nice.
Giraffe:
I'm glad you liked it.
Lion:
Calm down. Just stick some Big League Chew in your mouth and enjoy the day.
I don't really like rich trouts. If there is one thing true that Nik has pointed out is old trouts do always wear shirts with leaves all over them. Why is that?
ReplyDeletei thnk only the fat ones wear those shirts. the men last night were a bit more refined.
ReplyDeletethat leaf shirt look must be what drew is ultimately going for.
Spurs,
ReplyDeletePlease don't make it so obvious in your comments that you're not feeling all that funny still.
I think I'm going to sell leaf shirts outside of that one area in north scottsdale. I think it's called martini ranch or something ranch. That area is like trout/gold digger mania.
ReplyDeletemartini ranch is in old town scottsdale. you can go to barcelona and sell them there, thats where the trouts and gold diggers go.
ReplyDeletemaybe i should go and see if i can find rq's ridiculous yellow car. there are only 3 ways up squaw peak. 40th st and missions, squaw peak drive, and dreamy draw road. hhmmmm....its clobbering time.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good DG.
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteI guess I will have to find another way to get your phone number because Spurs won't share.
Then that's not the one I'm talking about. There is some place in N. Scottsdale that has a wine bar, some 80's bar, and some other places I've never been to. I hear Bret Michaels hangs out there alot.
ReplyDeleteI've been there once and yes with a rich trout.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteCall, 1-800-FUN-SLUT.
She works from 1-4:00 a.m. She thinks she can play it off like she's an insomniac, but in reality, she's working.
Spurs: Thanks, I thought that was pretty funny too seeing as how classy I usually am.
ReplyDeleteRQ: That's great you got pampered today, we all need a little R and R sometimes!
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteIf you would like to make this site profitable if I were you I would ad bullshit ads that are not real and just bring everyone back to this site.
Here are a few ideas:
Howtogrowsomeballs.com
unemploymentfortheunsuccessfulblogger.com
howtobecomefamousfromaspinoffwebsiteofonethatisfailing.com
Obviously, not many people will click on these ads either but it will keep you and Drew busy all day long.
QB:
ReplyDeleteVery classy. Also, what does RM need "a little R and R?"
That's for people who actually have jobs and don't spend the majority of their time photo shopping, making videos, and doing stupid animalizations.
QB,
ReplyDeleteSo you are the girl I have been talking to every night? I like your french accent.
Oui, Oui pussycat! haha
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I wasn't ready to go public with my other job, but I guess I can now. Remember when RR said she had another job, but it was "private"? Well, guess who recruited me? :)
ReplyDeleteI must go and prepare for tonight, I'm playing a Swiss barmaid for my client.
I can't wait Queen Bee! I really appreciate how diverse your slut talk can be. You so deserve more than $4.99 a minute.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Spurs maybe if you broadened the subject matter of your content it might make it more enticing to a larger audience base... just a thought
ReplyDeleteSpurs, clicked on the ads for ya. If you really want to get some credit from them, get some ads for male erectile disfunction. You could get Nik, Tristan, and Drew. Well the list could go on and on! Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteAs of now your site is tailored a a fairly small specific group of people. And while people in that specific group might be interested in the ups and downs of their dad to day lives, the general public wont be for the most part.
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty hot. RR actually said one time she had a job? Other than doing the books at Lure?
The problem is there is no content. What can you do just repost things from other websites that everyone already knows about? For a site to be successful you need to have inside info that people will have to come to your site to find out.
ReplyDeleteIf I want to read about sports, I go to a sports site. If I want entertainment news, I go to tmz. If I want to laugh at the less fortunate, I go to peopleofwalmart, the dirty, or look at one of Drew's posts of himself, if I want to talk to people who left comments on the dirty, I go here.
Basically, there is nothing on here that stands out enough to draw in more people.
"Also, Spurs maybe if you broadened the subject matter of your content it might make it more enticing to a larger audience base... just a thought'
ReplyDeleteI've thought about that. I thought about celebrities, but that's pretty played. I even thought about doing it on D.A.'s and judges, just to slander the shit out of them. I mean, Susan Reed, the D.A. of San Antonio, is the biggest hypocrite there is. Just google Susan Reed and Southwest Airlines tickets to find that story. Bitch was in possession of stolen airline tickets and some of her cronies were selling them. Nothing happened to her. I could light her up until the end of time, but that is a slippery slope, especially being I live here, and of course if I were to do that, I would place a call to her office letting them know what's going on, just so I'd have the satisfaction of them knowing.
I also thought of politicians, just because I'd be so vulgar, I think it would be fun.
I do have to say I really enjoyed the Sherriff Arpaio post, because I could rip that asshole forever.
I am here QB... just been working hard today, trying to make that money.
ReplyDelete38 days til Houston love...
Spurs~ Hope everything is alright, I for one missed you the past few days.
Pelican:
ReplyDeleteI was kidding around about clicking on the ads bud, no need to do that.
DG:
Exactly.
Thanks Streets, I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteGlad you are back.
I clicked on all the ads twice:)
-Ghost
I do hope all y'all understand that the stupid fuck that posts unintelligable shit in a supposed Ozark dialect isn't me. Whoever it is is a no talent, cowardly name jacker, and is of no consequence. I have no interest in "fapping to a vi-dee-o" of Miss Texas, or any of the other female commenters here (maybe Elfie), and although I do a mean immitation of Karl from "Slingblade", I'm not really interested in fucking Spurs in the ass.
ReplyDeleteBarecelona is closed. Guess Danny didn't need the tax write off any more ;-)
ReplyDeletei never said squaw peak was in scottsdale you idiot. i said i'm in scottsdale and i'm heading to squaw peak where i almost died just now so fuck you.
ReplyDeletemeet with you? and,let me get this straight, you think I drove here in my car? what a fucking idiot you are. i fly on these things called airplanes, maybe you've seen them in the movies.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteWe all know that retard is not you.
Good to see you are back also.
just meet me so i can pound your face in rocket queen. pleeeeaaaase?
ReplyDeleteSpurs What time are u gonna post the tatazz vid????
ReplyDeleteDid I hear a dog bark? No, it must have been the shitty non-sense coming from BitchDog...Cunt!
with all the shit she talks online and hiding behind a computer i think she needs to 'man' up to her bullshit. i will talk all the shit i say here and tell it to her fucking face but will she have the guts to do the same? its time to put up or shut up.
ReplyDeleteum, i conduct myself with grace and dignity when i am out in public. i do not even give men the time of day.
ReplyDeletebesides, i would never waste my time with a poor person from tolleson, nor would i waste my time with someone who would implore idiotic tactics out in public.
you're a moron. go away and leave me alone. i have zero interest in meeting you, and what you think of me is inconsequential and forever will be.
go to that new kohls that opened up in tolleson on the traffic circle. i had to run in your target today for some eas bars. talk about fucking loserville.
Anonymous Asswipe: Why don't you say it to my face? Come see me, pussy.
ReplyDeletecbt, you are nothing but a man ass loving queer bait.
ReplyDeletepardon me, but i'm not white trash.
ReplyDeleteclearly you are idiotic. i'll sleep with one eye open, which shouldn't be too hard, seeing as my face stings like a mofo from my microdermabrasion
RQ: Do think the Anonymous saying that shit to you is Pimpin'?
ReplyDeletewhen youshow up, make sure you have a fucking caramel machiato in hand, servant.
ReplyDeletewell i have to go for now.
ReplyDeletei wonder if it's painful to be stupid. guess i'll never know.
oh hark who is that? someone from the ozarks speaking to me. i know no one from the ozarks!
ReplyDeletein actuality, i could use a stiff drink and some good company, maybe i'll have a look in my trout rolodex, or maybe nik is free to fetch some gelato
ReplyDeleteRQ, honey, you're too old to interest trouts.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: I left out "momma issues". I assume your mother would fuck her tricks in front of you? Is that part of why you hate women? Or could it be the neverending rejection at their hands? Did the girls in your 8th grade class compare you to different types of moucus? Did the hooker friend of your mother's that she hired to bust your cherry laugh when your little dick wouldn't get hard? Seriously, what caused you to be so twisted?
ReplyDeleteYou're pretty fkn rude RQ, CBT was taking up for you and then you make that bitch-ass comment to him? I guess you think you're too good.... think again.
ReplyDeletecbt, you are the one that posted a comment about liking rape. so i guess those questions should be directed to yourself. as far as rq is concerned she is nothing more than a 30k millionaire. always talking about something she doesnt have. just like a 30k does. always trying to impress people when in reality nobody gives a shit. what i dont understand is why cant anyone be smart enough to see what kind of piece of shit she is. i have met tree stumps with a better personality.
ReplyDelete"That's what I like about you Spurs. You're not fucking delusional."
ReplyDeleteThanks CBT, and yes man, I'm pretty sure everyone knows the CBT with the "lingo" isn't you.
Indigo Girl: Who are you? I think you might be too sweet to be hanging out here. Burying my friend yesterday reminded me that people you care about are a precious commodity, even if it is only e-caring. She is a rude psychobitch, but I do care about the Rocket Queen, big ass feet and all.
ReplyDeleteunder the post 'thedirty.com has a great audience'
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
I like rape
SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 3:55 PM
What's up Ghost? I appreciate you coming around to leave a comment. That's the one thing that does indeed bother me that Pam isn't on the site anymore. You and lamp provided me with an ass ton of entertainment.
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what time I'm going to post the tatazz vid.
wrong*
ReplyDelete"maybe thats why she was raped? bad things happen to bad people. she more than likely deserved it."
ReplyDeleteThat's a little too rough.
CBT:
Yeah, I like Indigo Girl's comments. I've read them over at Creeper town, have to say I like her. She does seem to be very nice.
if it was a namejacker then why is there an orange 'b' next to your name? oh wait....youre going to use to tired line of being hacked? i think it was YOUR fucking whore of a mother that used to fuck animals in front of you and your family. you speak so much of mothers fucking in front of people. i think it happened to you. tell me cbt, did you have to eat her dirty cum and shit stained underwear at the end of the week? you low life fucking queer child molester.
ReplyDeletei invite everyone to go to that post and read his fucking comment. and notice the orange 'b' next to his name. go phone snuggle another whore you dumb fucking used car salesman.
ReplyDeleteSaggers:
ReplyDeleteYou did hear a dog bark. In fact, you heard multiple dogs barking and begging to get out of the shit-laden 3x5 pen you torture them in.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteunder the post 'thedirty.com has a great audience'
CBT said...
I like rape
SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 3:55 PM
At 3:55PM, Monday, September 14th I was somewhere between Clinton, Arkansas and Conway, Arkansas, on Hwy 65, on my way to Little Rock for my friend's memorial service.
The last time I had any rapists to deal with was in Guatemala in 1982. My team and I hung them upside down from a tree and roasted them alive.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteYou can click on the Orange B to find out it was a name jacker.
sure cbt...sure. another one of your fucking cocaine and killing stories. did you happen to sell them a car before you 'killed' them?
ReplyDeleteif the orange 'b' is there then he must have been signed in.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: I kinda pity you. All your rebuttals are so weak. I understand that you have some serious issues from your childhood of neglect, that's so obvious. You take RQ's comments much too seriously for someone with any shred of normality. I sense a serious case of arrested development, probably caused by sexual trauma at the hands of a close female relative. You have all the indications of someone with serial killer potential. Crafty, but with limited intelligence, a severe hatred of women, probably caused by years of rejection, threats against pets that indicate you have fantasies about that subject, or have you already acted on those impulses? Do you go out cruising the streetwalker strip looking for prostitutes that remind you of your mother? I do feel sorry for you because I know that you know deep in your soul that all the women that rejected you are right, that you are less than a man, an insecure little boy with the sex appeal of warm snot.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: When you click on the CBT profile from the Monday post all it shows is "CBT". When you click on the 'B' on one of my real comments, you get "Profile Unavailable".
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletesure cbt...sure. another one of your fucking cocaine and killing stories. did you happen to sell them a car before you 'killed' them?"
Anonymous Asswipe: If you don't believe me, come on up to hills. What have you got to lose? It's not like you have a life or anything. It's apparent your momma either didn't love you or loved you too much (wink, wink). I'm sure no one will miss you.
Anonymous Asswipe: I mean really,since you don't believe me, what are you scared of? C'mon, come see me. Pretty please?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletemaybe thats why she was raped? bad things happen to bad people. she more than likely deserved it.
Anonymous Asswipe: Bad things do happen to bad people, and you're bad people.
ATTENTION: THIS KEYBOARD FIGHT HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY AN IMPORTANT SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
ReplyDeleteI'm done with all of this for awhile. Most of you either know my myspace or email. Spurs, you can grant posting ability to someone else. I never really wanted it in the first place.
YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULAR SCHEDULED E-FIGHT.
AAAHHHH HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA....AHAHAH HAHA!!
ReplyDeletecbt, actually i do love women. keyword is women. i do however hate cunts and rocket queen falls into that category.
ReplyDeletewheres cbt? is he licking some farm animals cooter? i honestly think he has a fantasy about having sex with his mother because thats what he brings up....alot!
ReplyDeletethat fucking cbt suffers from oedipus complex.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: You simply suffer from stupidity.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: As far as the mother thing, it's you who obviously have issues with female authority figures. Your comments about RQ expose you. Your attempt to turn your own issue back on me was as weak as your normal discourse.
ReplyDeletewait, you are all talk! were you not supposed to go to scottsdale and meet up with some hells angel? whats your excuse?
ReplyDeleteMeet me at the corner of Hwy 126 North and Hwy 178 West in Baxter County, Arkansas. Pick your day and time.
ReplyDeleteThe Hell's Angel was fake. Nobody at Billet Bar had ever heard of "Butcher Mike".
Anonymous Asswipe: You're too scared to use a name or divulge a personality on a blog site only 8 or 10 people visit. Pussy.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: You'd never find my place. That's the closest paved roads to it. If you're such a big man, post yours. Pussy.
ReplyDeletewhy? you wont show up anyway. fucking bitch.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: Oh, I'll be there. You're the one with no balls. Go pick on a woman. That's obviously more your speed.
ReplyDeletecbt, i thought you were a woman...thats why im picking on you.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: You're nothing more a gnat on a dog's pecker. Does your job involve a floor buffer or a fry cooker?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, i thought you were a woman...thats why im picking on you.
Weak, so weak.
are you gonna come on over or make excuses?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Asswipe: You know what? Never mind, I was drinking last night and said somethings I regret. Can we be friends? I'll let you stick it in my cooter, or we can go out and gang rape. Whattaya say?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes this is the real me, not some talentless name jacker, click on my name to prove it
ReplyDeleteCBT-I knew the Slingblade renegade wasn't you..haha I rhymed.
ReplyDeleteNice rhyme Queen Bee!
ReplyDeleteI like rape
ReplyDeletei look like an ape (rhyme)
ReplyDeleteAnd you're a fake...lol
ReplyDeleteNo I aint
ReplyDelete