E-mail: Spurs,
I found this pic of Cadamino Man and his sister.
SPURS FAN says: I imagine the Cadamino Man isn't going to be very happy that he and his sister are up here now. He might get Stone Cold to come get me being he's a "rasslin" fan. Just think Cadamino Man, with you and your sis expecting, it will be another check from the government.
Oh yeah, a late congrats to Phoenix and the surrounding area for the Mercury winning the WNBA title. When I was a little kid, I won a freestyle event at a swimming meet for the swim team I was on. What's the point of writing that? Nothing really, it's just about as meaningful as a WNBA Championship.
watcha aint showin tankfully is meh pecker inner pooper.
ReplyDeletean fer yer info meester city boy, she aint knocked up...she jus gots ah burr belly. kinda like a fuel tank fer a secks mah-sheen.
ReplyDeleteA fuel tank, huh? So you are a "sex machine", or are you referring to another one of your relatives?
ReplyDeletedah only way spurs dun won dat thur swimmin' contest is cus turds float. dats a no brianer. duh, meester city flower.
ReplyDelete"Turds float"?
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one. So was "meester city flower."
ya no ah was jus ribbin ya spurs. but wah ah reely dah way ya won is by gittin' a messican coach. dey prudy good swimmers.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty racist Cadimino Man. You were just talking about how bad racism is on the Obama post.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your name is spelled CadAmino Man. I guess when the hightest level you complete is 3rd grade, that's what happens.
aw heck, ah aint dun gittin' ova dah kickapoo joy juice. its dah alk-a-hall speekin'. ah aint quite gittin watcha meenin by dah way meh naym is spelledet.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll break it down for you. After the D, there should be an "A" instead of the "I."
ReplyDeleteThat's what I mean. Also, did you end up getting your grandmappy out of the outhouse?
aint no reel resun tah git her out...she fulla shit anyway. so whurs eer-buddy at spurs? dey out dancin wif dah city boys er wat? whurs durtee gurl? prolly out rasslin' her trouser snake.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably out with the city boys. I still don't think she has a "snake" though.
ReplyDeleteI do think you should dig your grandmappy out though. Not cool just to leave her there. You should put your Aunt Cletus out there though, being she popped your butthole cherry.
heck, ah cant do dat tah meh aunt cletus. she dun showed hur strenth once she sho tah do it 'gain. ah reckin sum-buddy gonna be out dur reel soon an gunna take a poo poo an hur her hollarin frum down yonder bout not droppin dur pants and just holdin it a lil longer.
ReplyDeleteI think your whole family should probably just be quarantined somewhere. From wrestling, to incest, to butthole cherry taking, it doesn't sound like a great family.
ReplyDeletewell well well...guess wat spurs, ah dun had sum-buddy email meh a pikshur of yew wen ya was in band. ah cin send it ta yew but ah dont tink yer gonna put it on this hurr website. yer to yella!
ReplyDeleteI'm not to "yella." If I think it will get some run, I'll post it on this "hurr website."
ReplyDeleteoh kay city boy...keep un eye on yer email.
ReplyDeleteI will.
ReplyDeleteIs she holding dinner or a dead pet?
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeletelol.
The scariest thing about that photo is that there is another one of those things on the way..
On second look, is it a tattoo, or her bush? lmao
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me stare at that area for an extended time and almost throwing up my breakfast.
I think it is her wallet???
I don't know.
I feel sick:(
I think it's just shadow, but I din't look too long. If I want to see shit like this, I'll just go to the Flash Mart in Midway.
ReplyDeleteI rather talk about Miss Texas' bush, or lack of one, preferably.
Pam's home, BTW.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteIs she?
How is she doing?
Did you talk to her?
Yeah, we talked last night. She's physically fine, she has some issues to get worked out (duh), though. I pretty much was in constant touch with her since she left Florida with her mom. I did weather reporting for them and stuff like that. I think Pam will be ok, but we won't be seeing her for awhile.
ReplyDeleteI think she's gonna let me post the story of her, her mom and the lizard in the haunted Super 8 in Ardmore, Oklahoma. Funny shit.
Now back to MTQT's bush, or lack thereof. Speculation, anyone?
ReplyDeleteRocket Queens bush looks like a Teddy Bear with its head cut off
ReplyDeleteI bet her vajayjay smells like a chum bucket
ReplyDelete"Spongebob SquareDick said...
ReplyDeleteI bet her vajayjay smells like a chum bucket"
RQ's or MTQT's?
Look at that nose on prego, she has to be the offspring of Big Nose Drew.
ReplyDeleteNice to see Spongebob SquareDick chime in.
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteThe Cowboys are just pathetic. I think I am beginning to lose hope.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou know, she could be related to Big Fail.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
The Cowboys are just pathetic. I think I am beginning to lose hope."
Don't lose hope y'all. The fucking Hogs beat Auburn yesterday.
I know, at least D. Ware got his first sack, finally....Were gonna make a comeback and win! I called it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDrew keeps posting stuff and no keeps replying.
What is the deal?
It is kind of sad and I feel bad for him.
I wanted to leave some sort of comment, maybe about how dirty and skanky Leper is, but he took away the anonymous posting capability.
You would think considering he is using Pam's name for his site he would at least make a post about her and maybe send her some well wishes.
Miles Austin!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou called it *Miss Texas*, but they still don't look great. Not with Flozell Adams, Mr. Penalty himself. But that was a sweet ending.
And yes, it was nice to see Ware finally get a sack.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhat? You can't post as "anonymous" anymore? I didn't even know you could take that ability away.
Apparently Drew can and did.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he did not like my comment about Leper gargling with semen or something, lol. j/k
Probably not. I'm still waiting for her to accept Amanda Roadmen's invitation to start posting over there.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou must be freaking excited.
Your Jesse Metcalfe is going to be on Desperate Housewives today.
I guess someone felt sorry for him and wanted to give him some money to buy food.
She's probably busy day dreaming about him and her "making out." To make it a really exciting fantasy, he'd have a rose in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteI have been trying to figure out the Amanda Roadmen thing forever, still can't.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is because I don't really care I guess.
Also, they are going crazy over there at The Dirty. This is the second time this week now that they have re-posted old posts.
Or maybe they felt sorry for him and wanted to give him some money so he could take self defense classes.
ReplyDeleteRose in the mouth.
ReplyDeleteROFL
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteAre you referring to the Patrick Swayze post? I saw that yesterday.
No, so that is actually three repeat posts.
ReplyDeleteThe Bud Bundy post was what I was thinking of.
The first was the Fat Anderson Cooper, then the Patrick Swayze and now the Bud Bundy.
ReplyDeleteOdd.
Well, I knew the Fat Anderson Cooper was a repeat of course. And the Swayze, but I didn't realize Bud Bundy had been up there before.
ReplyDeleteHey, you remember when I said to e-mail the reporter?
Well, the reporter forwarded the girl my e-mail, and she e-mailed me. It really wasn't an exciting exchange. I just told her not to take anything written over there seriously, and she said she made a huge mistake by going to the news about her post.
She really did make a mistake going to the news about that.
ReplyDeleteThe Dirty has just basically become a site about posting chicks on there and asking people if they are hot or not.
I figured it out. The guys at The Dirty basically play on women's low self esteem and try to force them into dating them using the Would You section.
It is kind of sad and kind of genius at the same time.
Yeah, i think you nailed it regarding the "Would You" section. Yes, it is rather sad.
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty much women with little brain power will believe that if they date Nik and crew, it will confirm that they are indeed beautiful and worthy in life.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, did you see Drew's skank?
Looks like he picked her up in a strip club or street corner. I am guessing aging stripper with 2 kids. Their dad is in prison and she is looking for a man to take care of her and the kids.
Yeah, I feel sorry for those women.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Drew and his chick? Well, he deleted the post, but that story isn't dead. I'll just leave it at that. As a matter of fact, something tells me the "story" behind that will go up tonight. Ok, now I'll leave it at that. I think you'll really like this one man.
I think he realized he has not gotten laid in 5 months and screwing it up with this chick would be a bad idea. That is my take on his modified post.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are probably right. I really liked the pic he had where she was in his bed. I'm sure she was real pleased about that.
ReplyDeleteHe did that to prove he was a big shot.
ReplyDeleteShe got pissed.
He got scared and took it down.
She stays with him because she has limited options and as said before needs a man to take care of her and her kids.
They will be married in 6 months tops, in a cheesy wedding in Vegas.
I think the worse thing you can do is post something like that. To me, it just makes someone cheesier, not a "big shot."
ReplyDeleteI don't seem them getting married though.
*worst*, not worse.
ReplyDeleteIt is cheesy but look at the dude.
ReplyDeleteEverything that he does that he thinks is cool is cheesy.
I bet he goes to lots of clubs with girls that just turned 21 and maybe even 18 and up clubs.
When his kid's girlfriends get old enough, he will hit on them too.
What do you mean by, "Everything that he does that he thinks is cool is cheesy." ????
ReplyDeleteLike taking a pic with a cigar in your mouth and wearing a chain, flashing the stupid SGM sign?
There should be, you are right.
ReplyDeleteDG- Desperate Housewives
ReplyDeleteWHOA HOO- I hope Jesse M. takes his shirt off, and his pants. :)
Spurs- The Cowboys are lucky. They still need to step it up.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"...I bet he goes to lots of clubs with girls that just turned 21 and maybe even 18 and up clubs..."
So Anonymous, your point here is...?
CBT,
ReplyDeleteMy point is he is probably a Predator or has predator tendencies.
That's it.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI will bet tonight we can pinpoint the exact time DG and Miss Texas start masturbating furiously. lol"
Funny, but sadly true.
The sad thing is little drew thinks he is nik// whooooman.. Well you're not drew and you suck.. Whooooman is one step above drew which means nothing.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"...I bet he goes to lots of clubs with girls that just turned 21 and maybe even 18 and up clubs..."
So Anonymous, your point here is...?"
Yeah, that's CBT's typical weekend, what is your point anonymous?
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I think I'm going to get you and DG some life-size posters of that tool Metcalfe, so you can hang them up in your rooms.
Also, yes, the Cowboys got lucky. They will need to step it up. Or tell Roy Williams that his job as a receiever is to:
1. Play
2. Catch passes.
'You know what? I think I'm going to get you and DG some life-size posters of that tool Metcalfe, so you can hang them up in your rooms.'
ReplyDeletesimilar to cbt's cardboard cut out of sam walton?
Where the hell are DG and Miss Texas?
ReplyDeleteI am guessing they are trying on lingerie and putting satin bedsheets on and lighting candles, preparing for the big moment tonight when Metcalfe appears. lol
That's a good question. DG is probably tucking her rod back, because according to Cadamino Man, she has a "trouser snake."
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas* is probably still figuring out how the Cowboys won that game.
Cowboys won.
ReplyDeleteWow.
I guess Jessica Simpson was a curse after all.
The Lions almost won today, actually did quite well.
I am still in shock over that.
What's even more shocking is how the Tigers blew it.
ReplyDeletePlease do get me a life size cut out of Jesse, that would be great.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, every chick watching Desperate Housewives tonights going to masturbate lmao
Spurs, Im just glad the Cowboys won, that would have been embarrassing if we lost again....
I'll try to do that, MT. I don't ever go to flea markets, but if I happen to go to one sometime soon, I'll look to buy you one.
ReplyDeleteIf would have been very embarassing, indeed.
Not really.
ReplyDeleteCarbrera behaved like a rip roaring jackass and really threw off the whole team.
Who the fuck goes partying and drinking and staying out till 6 am the night before your most important game?
Then fighting with his wife and getting arrested.
What a jackass.
Miss Texas.
ReplyDeleteI think you have to be at least D List to get a life sized poster made out of you.
It would be easier to get one of Paris Hilton or Kim Lardassian than Jesse Metcalfe.
*It* would have been embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
Yeah, Cabrera was a jackass.
I never watch Desperate Housewives when it is on. I like to wait til it's over so I can fast forward all the commercials.
ReplyDeleteSmart thinking DG.
ReplyDeletePretty strange.
You find that strange that I don't like commercials?
ReplyDeletePretty Strange.
No, I was referring to the "smart thinking" part.
ReplyDeleteI think we should do a post about Jesse Metcalfe every week just to make this site look better.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, I think we should make Jesse the background.
When are you putting up a new post spurs?
ReplyDelete"Make this site better"??
ReplyDeleteOk. And as far as the background? Yeah, I want to run people off.
I am making it now DG, it's like you read my mind.
ReplyDeleteGood, my computer/internet has been acting up all day so I'm not sure how long I will have an internet connection and I would really like to see the next post.
ReplyDeleteI think Kanye West may agree that this could be the best post of all time.
I agree with you on that one.
ReplyDeleteDG and Miss Texas's man is on.
ReplyDeleteI hope they bought fresh batteries. lol
Well, I'm sure *Miss Texas* is watching it now.
ReplyDeleteDG waits until it's over so she can skip the commercials.
DG, will watch it twice.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way she can help herself. lol
Actually, it's not on here yet. It doesn't come on til 8pm my time.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's 6:14 where you are DG. You see how smart I am?
ReplyDeleteHmm.
ReplyDeleteI could be really evil and post what is happening on the episode and ruin DG's night. lol
But I won't.
He is actually not half bad tonight, I guess he is trying to get his job back.
Maybe you should change your site to my time zone since people out west are cooler like Nik Richie and me.
ReplyDeleteSee Anon, you are watching it too. I got you hooked on Jesse and you cannot help yourself at all.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll change the time zone so I can pretend like I live out in AZ.
ReplyDeleteAnd well, be cool like Nik and you.
DG,
ReplyDeleteI have watched it since day one.
My ex looks almost exactly like Eva Longoria.
It was better when it first started.
EST is the only time zone to be. lol
ReplyDeleteI agree. I'm to the point that I make fun of alot of it now but since I've been watching it from the beginning I can't stop now.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that looks exactly like her too. When she was blonde, I called her shakira and when she went dark I called her Eva.
When does time change again, anyway? I will be one hour closer to EST time once it does because in AZ we don't change time.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny you would say Shakira, because my ex that looks like her is Lebanese.
ReplyDeleteIf you did not live in AZ I would be wondering if you knew my ex, lol.
My friend I'm referring to lives in Chicago but she is Italian. But her and I actually met Shakira together and she really did look exactly like her.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteNov. 1, the time changes. And I don't know why we do that.
All right DG, it's close to posting time.
ReplyDeleteRIP Drew...
ReplyDeleteYep, RIP for sure. Hey, that's the first comment you should make.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good idea.
It's too late. I've already used this comment here.
ReplyDeleteSucks.
ReplyDeleteIt's 6:37. What is taking you so long to press 'publish'?
ReplyDeleteOk, check now.
ReplyDeleteAwl hell iffin it aint mah kinfolks I done did bof a dem derr beauts
ReplyDelete