Tuesday, October 27, 2009

*Miss Texas* makes another video



I was going to wait and post this later on this week, but being that Rocket Queen made a triumphant return on the post below, I figured I'd go ahead and post this, being her and *Miss Texas* are such great pals and all.

Hope you have a great flight Rocket Queen, and I hope while you are gone, nobody breaks in and finally puts that stupid bird of yours out of his misery. He called me up the other night (which was strange), and said, "GAWK, GAWK, this bitch is nuts. GAWK, I want to die!!! Where's MP to put two in my head? GAWK."

I just hung up on him though because I was busy.

234 comments:

  1. No problem Giraffe. Tell Avery I said sorry I had to hang up on him. He's free to call anytime between 3:00 and 3:06 P.M.

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  2. #1- Im wearing a skirt from Abercrombie that is one size to big for me, so it kept falling down.

    #2- I actually have a very nice hiney.
    Your the one with the pancake ass.

    #3- No matter what you say Rocket Queen I am still 22 years old, and Ive never had Plastic Surgery. So kiss my ass you old Cougar. Please Contact Dr. 90210 and send us new pics when he fixes the things you call breasts.

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  3. What's up with the pic *Miss Texas?*

    Who's that clown?

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  4. Btw Rocket Queen all of the videos I make a jokes, Im trying to act stupid and dance around like a tramp. Makes better entertainment for the site.

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  5. It does make great entertainment, *Miss Texas*, which I do appreciate.

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  6. Im trying to make Dirtygirl jealous so I put MY BOYFRIEND Jesse Metcalfe on my avatar :)

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  7. Miss Texas is hot, Rocket Tran looks like a man
    Get over yourself Tranny

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  8. I think RQ is hot, don't know what you are looking at. She has a great body, guarantee MT won't look that way at RQ's age. For the last time, anyone with a brain or eyes knows she isn't a tranny. That joke is old.

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  9. RQ and the word "hot" do not go in the same sentence together unless we are talking about her being a "hot mess".

    Press 1 if you think Miss Texas is hotter than RQ

    Press 2 if you think RQ is a tranny

    Press 3 if you think RQ is hotter than Miss Texas

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  10. 3. RQ is tall and has a great figure. So factor that in.

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  11. Anonymous that put 3 for RQ actually meant to say that he has a fetish for transgenders

    Tucked in, Tucked Out? How do you like it Anon?

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  12. Sir Mix A Lot====Miss Texas.

    Wopness, it's cool you think MT is prettier than RQ, but the tranny shit is played out.

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  13. Another Miss Texas Musical?

    I'm glad I canceled Skinomax because I can get softcore porn for free from Miss Texas right here.

    But I do have to say, I am a fan of her avatar.

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  14. DG,

    You should check out what Just A Girl wrote. I'm pretty sure it was a name jacker, but I think you'd laugh. Oh, and her avatar sucks. It's like you two are in middle school.

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  15. Anon.. hey I just voted the way I feel, I didnt say any tranny shit

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  16. Thank you Wop :)

    1

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  17. I already read it. But in regards to the 'Porky's' comment, my mom's cousin was once married to the old guy that played in that movie.

    So there is some nice useless knowledge about my family.

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  18. MT,
    That skirt is not one size too big, it looks like it is painted on. Props for the ass shot, because you told me you wouldn't do it. And next time use Rage against the Machine for the background music.......

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  19. Thanks for the family tree background DG.

    What's up Francis?

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  20. Not much Spurs........what's new in Spursland today?

    Hi DG!

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  21. Not much Francis, I got car jacked last night. Well, 12 guys attempted to car jack me, but I beat them away with my black belt skills.

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  22. That's crazy.......I talked down a suicide jumper last night. What are the odds?

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  23. I CANT BE THIS IMPORTANT, CAN I? ALL OF THIS SEEMS WACK TO ME.

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  24. I lied to him.....told him he had a lot to live for.

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  25. Hi Francis!

    Spurs, your black belt skills are impressive. Let me guess, you also have never had any training. You are just a natural at it, aren't you?

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  26. Anonymous:

    What do you mean? Did you mean, "IT can't be this important"??

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  27. Francis:

    I'll have to call you the next time I plan on jumping.

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  28. DG:

    No, I was born a black belt. No training needed.

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  29. You are right MP. You are not important and you are wack. Maybe you are MENSA afterall.

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  30. Spurs, you ought to do a video displaying your karate and numb-chucking skills

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  31. Weird, I wrassled 20 alligators away from a puppy that happened to be owned by a super hot 19 yr old who then gave it up to me because I am so much better (older) than her boyfriend

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  32. I should Francis. I can break boards and ice and then bow.

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  33. That is a great idea, Francis. Do it spurs!

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  34. Spurs:
    Luckily I have 2 of them. I realize that one of them sucks, but the other one, which is my default, is great.

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  35. Wopness:

    The thing with the alligators happened to me last week.

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  36. I taught the teacher who taught the class you learned your skills at Francis.

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  37. Gibberish Girl:

    Are you referring to your two commenter name personalities? Because they honestly both suck.

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  38. Between the 3 of you, your conversation sounds like having lunch in the cafeteria when I was in 3rd grade. But instead it was everybody's dad that was doing these things.

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  39. I bet Spurs was the guy you could talk into eating chocolate milk and mashed potatoes mixed together

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  40. Wow, you sure had a lot of kids. So it was you who could pick up the lunch table with your pinky?

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  41. That is so nasty Francis.

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  42. I know DG.....sorry, it's probably lunch time right now in the AZ

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  43. DG:

    Why do you have to start in on me? Im in a decent mood and I wasnt talking to you. If I was you would have known what I was talking about. Did you have to chime in? Do you enjoy arguing? And No they do not both suck. I guess I have to say it again. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

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  44. I remember a kid that would dip his bologna sandwich in milk all the time. It had to have completely ruin his childhood because everyone thought he was a freak because of it and never talked to him.

    He probably is a CEO of some company now living it up with the only the finest milk and bologna now.

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  45. I wonder if Just a Girl is hot.......

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  46. I'd like to know what Just A Girl looks like as well.

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  47. DG,
    I'm glad you knew what I meant, your first response made me think only kids at my school ate gross things......

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  48. And once again, I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW YOU AND DO NOT CARE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I say what I want, when I want. If you don't like it, don't read my comments.

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  49. Francis,

    We are basically from the same school so of course I knew what you were talking about. I'm sure the cousins of the weird eater's at my school went to your school.

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  50. That is true. We should have dated back them, my perm and your big hair we would have been the 3rd grade couple everyone wanted to be like....you could have wrote Mrs. Francis Begbie on your Trapper Keeper with hearts around it.

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  51. I never had big hair. I had the long shaggy down to my ass hair with a bad set of bangs that my mom thought she was good at cutting.

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  52. random dude number one at seatacOctober 27, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    1. who is this? she's a fat mexican. she should strip and her stage name can be pork & beans.

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  53. im in luv, call me sweetie

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  54. nah, i have superior genetics and great bone structure of my face. i'm a natural beauty,you are not ...my videos were dumb and playful, yours are desperate attemtps to make yourself look unfat and sexy.

    you're a lower class chick...you do your best.

    by the way, that side ways coy glance and lip biting was definitely not working for you. you looked like a paranoid pig.

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  55. quick quick, let me glance from side to side to make sure the farmer isn't coming to slaughter me. winter is coming and i'm sure he wants to smoke some bacon so his extended family can have food in storage for the cold months ahead.

    that's right little piggy, the farmer is coming, glance from side to side like the paranoid piggy you are.

    BACON BACON BACON...IT'S BACON

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  56. I MAKE FAT GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM CRY

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  57. by the way, random dude number two just called you a tijuana whore. and when i asked specifically that he comment on your body, he just said shake and bake, whatever that means. guess you look like a fat juicy pork roast, dunno

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  58. Why do you want to see what I look like? It seems like youve got several pictures of what you think I look like on this site already.

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  59. do you think i give a flyin fuck what some random dude at the airport thinks about my video? I dont give a shit if President Obama approved of my vid, its all in fun just like you said....

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  60. uh, no darlin' i don't have my camara ready. i make videos to amuse myself, not people like you. when i feel so inclined, i will do so.

    how is chiggers?
    hey what do you say i get a woman's perspective next on yoru video? i think i'll ask this moderately attractive woman sitting next to me.

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  61. We're just curious Just a Girl.....let's start with a few sniffing butt questions first to get you comfortable.......How old are you? Where are you from?

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  62. I for one do NOT want to see what Just a Girl looks like, I can already tell she smells and probably does not shave her armpits.

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  63. No offense but so do you RQ..........that's kinda of like the pot calling the kettle black

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  64. ok, i need to move, the tabacco smel is overwhelming.

    moderately attractive lady wonders if you made this for your boyfriend or is it an audition tape of some sort? i told her no, she just wants to hear how good looking she is from some idiotic people she met on the internet.

    then i went on to explain you raise pitbulls in texas, upon which she showed and interest. she said she knows Ann Richards and should she take some action. I told her about hambone and chiggers, she gave me her card.

    oh she is coming back...wonder what sh3e wants...

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  65. You know what spurs we need another photo of Exhibit 5A to draw her back into our "game"

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  66. Whats the matter Elfie? Scared I might look better than you? I guess youre not as big of an idiot as I thought.

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  67. francis, i rock and you know it. i am successful. a little broke at present, but i will build up my resources again. and by "broke" i mean by my terms. i know by your terms it is having less than $20 in bank and praying the rent check doesn't clear before your next payday.

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  68. oh my god, random moderately attractive lady just asked me how to get in contact with miss texas. she is going to ask if spurs can give her the ip address to track her down.

    help is on the way chiggers...it might be too late for hambone, but you will be saved.

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  69. Francis:

    Im not ugly. I have been told that I was "hot" before, yes.

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  70. Chiggers, Hambone, blah blah blah......

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  71. just a fucking idiot send in your picture or shut the fuck up already

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  72. RQ,
    I actually find you entertaining, but you do crave the attention from your videos. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted them, it's the same as MT. The reason you both don't get along is because you are both alike.

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  73. chiggers and hambone are both better looking than you, and more intelligent. they can at least generate an interesting train of thought.

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  74. Not afraid just making an educated guess...

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  75. I dont seek or need the approval of anyone. I was merely responding to comments that were directed at me.

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  76. francis, my videos are extremely wonderful and exhibit a rare and much sought after originality and they are so complex in the subliminal messages they send. works of art. please do not compare my motive or videos to the drivel served up by that texas pork & beans.

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  77. Oh you mean the imaginary metaphorical dogs? Ok.

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  78. metaphorical? are you fucking retarded or something. yes, you are. you're a dimwit. you cannot compete with me. in fact, you model yourself after me and you are failing miserably.

    you will never take my place for i possess true talent, a genius iq, and a mean streak that will plow over you and your entire trailer park.

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  79. and any self-respecting woman would not take beong called "hot" as a compliment. In man-speak that basically means you are good enough to give head or to fuck with the lights off... after which he will promptly wash his dick in the sink and leave... never to be heard from again. I just summarized the story of your life... I know I am amazing.

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  80. Chiggers, why would anyone name their dog after a parasite? And Hambone, isnt that the term for 4 strikes in a row that injected new life into the sport of bowling when coined? Wow. My dogs name is peanut. I just named him that because he is tiny and brown like a peanut. I guess thats kind of boring compared to names like Chiggers and Hambone huh?

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  81. My dogs name is Kismet... she is not only undoubtedly better looking than you are, she is much more interesting to talk to.

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  82. i need to find my gate. however, it is nice to see just a dumbass is coming to her senses. now we can begin to help her. i'm a psychologist and i am always happy to help everyone. i've helped more than a few of my online compadres, including your arch nemesis Elfie. why i pointed out all of her shortcomings until she finally admitted everything i said was true. referring to your stubborn nature, elfie.

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  83. Elfie:

    You are a stupid bitch after all. Who said I took anything as a compliment. If your stupid ass was paying attention you would see that Francis said, "I wonder if Just A Girl is hot" I was reponding to him, not feeling flattered. IDIOT.

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  84. my dogs are named snickers and Miss America.

    well bye everyone. been nice talking to you. i must board my bigbird and head off to sunny scottsdale.

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  85. I think 'just a girl' is a great substitute for 5A. Although, I have a feeling 5A does use a razor on her body unlike this hippie that is with nature just as Elfie said.

    Please, Just a Girl, trim up the bikini line for us before you send in a pic of you in a bathing suit. Not everything is meant to be left natural.

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  86. Fact is you mentioned you have been called "hot" and I like how you do not deny my analysis of your life... I AM good.

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  87. I have missed you RQ. I will be at the airport to pick you up in a few hours.

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  88. Yeah DG~ 5A defintely uses a razor, even going as far as to shave off her eyebrows in their entirity so she can draw them back on in the shape of the St.Louis Arches.

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  89. Just A Girl:

    Let me translate your comment to Francis for you:

    "Hey Francis, please accept me because once some drunk guy called me hot. So I must be, right? I was so hot that he could not handle me but was nice enough to call a cab for me that night after he made natural sweet love to me."

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  90. That was hilarious Elfie. But I think you are right about 5A.

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  91. DG~ RQ is going to break your heart and shatter your dreams... like the time I waited at paradise bakery for her for 4 hours and she was a no show... I am still trying to work through my abandonment issues.

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  92. She has no choice. Her plane will be landing at sky harbor whether she likes it or not. But since she is royalty, I bet she could talk the pilot into dropping her off at the scottsdale airport instead beforehand.

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  93. Where is spurs? Is he passed out on his keyboard at work again?

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  94. 5A has to pay homage to her hometown some way.

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  95. Elfie,
    Arches comment was hysterical.

    DG,
    I agree where the hell is Spurs.....I bet he was huffing his computer cleaner at work and is knocked out

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  96. When RQ gets off the plane please remind her to take her meds... she is obviously delisional again.

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  97. I will. If she doesn't, I will just tell her it's more ambien and she will happily oblige.

    Francis,

    I hear spurs prefers silver paint when he huffs. I just hope this time he remembered to wash the paint off his face before he passed out.

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  98. Now Just a Girl, you can't just throw out a statement like that and not post a pic. If you want just email it to me if you'd prefer not to be posted and I'll decide who is the "hottest" girl of all

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  99. Just a girl, you are still boring. Are you thinking your self-proclaimed hotness makes up for that?

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  100. The suspense is killing me Francis, who/what is exhibit 5A?

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  101. Oh and what is the "game" you are playing?

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  102. Exhibit 5A is a girl named DiVA that used to talk all kinds of shit to everyone......then we found out what she looked like......check out the side posts under DiVA makes an appearence, sadly

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  103. I consider the game the twisted entertainment we find in making fun of each other and newcomers....

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  104. Sarcasm does not exist in Just a Girl's vocabulary, Francis.

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  105. I'll be right back, I'm going to meet some Latin Singles and try to figure out why UFO's are in the bible

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  106. Just a Twat can explain the UFO's in the bible thing for you...

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  107. apparently Jesus came to Earth on a spaceship Elfie......

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  108. Between the resurrection of RQ's horrendous false sense of self worth posts and this dipshit Just a Slut's posts, I want to gouge my eyes out...

    Elfie: You are hot

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  109. Francis~ WOW! That's DEEP! and all this time Christians thought he was born in a barn to a virgin. Wait! Was Mary on the spaceship too, where the aliens experimented on her and that's how she had her immaculate conception? OHhhhhh it all makes so much sense now.

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  110. Just a girl, on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the hottest, what do u rate yourself?

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  111. Wop~ Are you trying to sleep with me then disappear? Only took you 16 years.

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  112. Mary was a Latin women as well Elfie.....I know it's king of mind blowing

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  113. Elfie - yes to the former no to the latter

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  114. Image is in the eyes of the imagined, tis why the difference in opinion of appearance, wonder what would jesus do in light of people being viewed in light. The sun glistens with its judgmental stare, as if sayin on to thee ELFIE DG AND RQ ARE UGLY WHORES WHO DONT KNOW ME

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  115. Just a Girl what do you think of me? U seem 2 hate every1 else lol

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  116. "You know what spurs we need another photo of Exhibit 5A to draw her back into our "game"

    Francis, you are right man. That would be fun. Though once again I feel like she learned her lesson the last time.

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  117. Just A Girl:

    Go to the labels and you will see Diva on there. You can take a look at her yourself.

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  118. Wopness:

    You know that you enjoy when Rocket Queen comes around here. She's funny as hell. Plus I miss her being around, because it's inevitable that she will trash me. Then her "family" can write in again. I know they are just dying to.

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  119. "I agree where the hell is Spurs.....I bet he was huffing his computer cleaner at work and is knocked out"

    Francis, I was huffing paint.

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  120. Spurs,
    Yeah, DG already let me know that your huff of choice was silver paint

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  121. I only enjoy when Rocket Queen comes around to talk trash with her. She started it...i'll finish it! I cant believe a 44 yr. old women thinks she is hotter than me. P-LEASE. Sure I need to lose a few pounds but I am still 100 times hotter than her.

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  122. I cannot take this anymore, Just a whore (rhymed) you asked for directness but yet get angry when we give it to you? make up your mind, do you want unfelt pleasantries or blunt honesty?

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  123. Was the real reason you were really gone because you working on your karate video and you needed several takes? I'm on to you spurs

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  124. Yeah Francis, I just saw that. But me saying that I was sniffing paint was just a cover. I had the CIA pay me a visit to do a special mission in Afghanistan. I went over there with a BB Gun and some rocks and wiped the entire Taliban out.

    I just got back.

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  125. Streets,

    I just saw your mad poetry skills in your comment. Now I see you are up to more sick rhymes.

    Nice job.

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  126. But Francis, I did do some karate when I was there to impress on the cave women.

    I did the Crane, like Karate Kid.

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  127. I'm going to ask my friend.....Barack......to make sure you get a purple crayon for your service

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  128. He'll invite me for a beer Francis, and while I'm there I'll tell him to hurry up and legalize marijuana and tax the hell out of it.

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  129. Spurs is that really just a girl posting that nonsense?

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  130. I love how youre mocking me but you know damn good and well what the deal really is.

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  131. I don't think that was really Just A Girl. I also don't think it's cool to jack names.

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  132. Yes, it was Streets. And the comment is now gone. That's just not cool.

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  133. Just a Girl said...
    Why must thou protest, it is unimaginable the spirit of mankind, why must those that are without need so, while those with need to not giveth? BITCHES YALL DONT KNOW ME Dont thouith wonder the wonders of this Earth? Who is one to say? IM HOT Forward we must go into the unknown, knowing that those unknowns are known to a higher IDIOTS

    I DID NOT POST THAT

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  134. Yes I do Spurs......Jesus needs to pay his share if i'm going to

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  135. I meant yes it was a name jacker Streets.

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  136. anyone else think that Just a Girl has turrets?

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  137. Oh I see... so if you know who the name jackers are why don't you call them out?

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  138. And it's weird, because it appears this Just A Girl--"Go Sucketh a Dicketh" is posting from a different city than what she normally posts in.

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  139. Tourettes... and yes probably caused by her excessive acid and LSD usuage.

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  140. Because Streets, I have never bothered to write down IP addresses, I just know the city people are commenting from, unless a bunch of people make a comment at the same time.

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  141. Elfie - thanks for correcting me sweetie, now back to our previous exchange please.

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  142. I do think Just A Girl (the real one) should send in her pic.

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  143. 5A's pics are blocked... we need someone to go on a covert mission to recover some pictorial comedic fodder. Volunteers?

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  144. Elfie - what is the difference between acid and LSD?

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  145. Yeah, someone needs to get some 5A pics, so we can her about her "boo" again.

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  146. What's her real name? I'll drive by her house and hang out all creepy and shit until she comes out then attack her like the paparazzi with my camera phone......

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  147. Ok Wop... I am on my way over to your office now. I am actually at home today. guess what I found in the rocks of my front yard?!

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  148. With your camera phone? Francis, that's a brilliant idea.

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  149. Elfie - I love ya, but you are going to get your "Streets" stripped with false accounts of drugs.

    "Acid' and 'LSD' are the same thing. LSD is the abbreviation of the chemical name (In German - Lyserg-Saeure-Diaethylamid, or in English - Lysergic Acid Diethylamide). 'Acid' is a common slang term for the same exact chemical. Both terms are used to describe both the pure chemical and the various forms of the chemical when sold on the street (blotter, gel tabs, liquid, etc)." - Erowid.ORG

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  150. Elfie - come on over, I will only be here for another 20 mins or so... Ill call my calendar for you!

    What did you find?

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  151. I thought it was referred to as "acid" when its in paper form and the liquid form is LSD? thank you for citing your source Wop!

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  152. So what did you find in your rocks?

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  153. A pink metalic crack pipe... it's still there I don't want to touch that nastiness. I m thinking about posting a "Found: Crack Pipe" sign round my neighborhood, I know someone has to really be missing it.

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  154. I have to say all these comments are hilarious today. I really like Fake Just a Girl better than the real one. Her riddles are better.

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  155. I'm going to go take a picture of it for my "Found: Crack Pipe" sign

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  156. Just post it on craigslist, Elfie. You are bound to find a taker there.

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  157. Yeah DG, I've had quite the laugh today. I love when RQ comes around. I do have to say yesterday was enjoyable, especially with Francis and Wopness's takes on CBT's story.

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  158. Hi DG......Did you get the Rocket Grouch picked up yet?

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  159. Spurs:

    No Im not.

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  160. Yeah, I didn't think you would Just A Girl.

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  161. ELFIE
    Hahaa... seriously, I find it harder and harder to defend my home city, when it really is one huge ghetto with a few good neighborhoods sprinkled about

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  162. DG: Fake Just a girl is very deep

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  163. Yes, and I already fed her some ambien. She will be back I'm sure after some much needed rest.

    Spurs, I'm still laughing over your purple crayon award from Francis's friend Barack. That was very nice. What did you do with it?

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  164. Crack pipes? Shit.......I walk over dead bodies just to get to my car in the morning Elfie

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  165. Sent it to you DG. With a rose attached to it, so you can have a flower and some cock at the same time.

    I figured it would be your version of paradise. Plus you won't be able to talk, so it's a win for everyone around you to.

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  166. Wop:

    Yes, thank you Wop. I think we have established that I am deep. Moving on.

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  167. Wop: Yes, I think Fake Just a Girl should send a picture in. I bet she is hotter.

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  168. Just A Girl:

    Oh, you meant you aren't in a different city. Now I understand.

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  169. Sorry Spurs, I'm going to have to send it back to you. I'm not into regifting. Plus, it's already worn from too much usage from you.

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  170. Spurs: She obviously lives in the Northwest. There are more trees for her to hug and forests to frolick in.

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  171. DG:

    You crack me up. You are obviously clueless.

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  172. So do you live in TX or the Pacific Northwest Just A Girl?

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  173. I need to get a new email account. I'm so sick of yahoo not letting have access to it!

    Sorry to those who have emailed me today. I consider him 'the one'. But as soon as yahoo lets me I will read your message.

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  174. JAG, I am not clueless. I don't care is all.

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  175. I bet she is a No Doubt fan, any takers?

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  176. where is No Doubt from?

    DG: who is the one?

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  177. Orange County Wop... there is also some techno song that goes "I'm just a girl, looking for a heartbeat into the night" this sing better suits her whorish nature.

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