Frankly, I feel like this is the joke of all jokes. He was in office for 12 days when he was nominated, and he wins a Nobel Peace Prize? Yes, I know what you are thinking: SPURS FAN is racist. Nope, I like black women too much to be deemed racist (once again, the ranking is: black women, asian women, hispanic women, then boring white chicks. That is if you are thinking the ability to screw). Anyhoo (rhymed), I feel like this was a complete joke. And no, I don't consider myself a Republican. I voted for and really wanted Hillary Clinton to be President. I actually consider myself: none of the above. Though I do feel Nancy Pelosi is somehow related to the devil.
Yes, I know this blog is supposed to be about jokes and what not, but I wanted to post something a little different, plus I'm actually interested in what people think of this.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteOn a similar note...
I just won the local "Pizza Prize"...
Very similar to the "Peace Prize" since their are both round, have a little gold/yellow mixed in, and if you squint hard enough, you can see a white guy on it (not racist, you can really see white people in pizza Bianco)...
On another note (didn't ryhme)...
What do you think about the LCROSS rockets sent to the moon this morning...?
- chef -
-crimking-
what did he win this for?
ReplyDeleteI tend to not think too much about awards, prizes, titles handed out. Nowadays it is given out for the first acheivement one makes, no matter how small or how insignificant. Our country especially, they reward behavior that should be a given. Take males who are not married but have a child, they are praised and helped with everything by everyone if they say they stayed in the child's life. My niece has a certificate on their fridge congratulating her for "doing her work". Stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame used to be filled with great artists, now Ryan Seacrest and similar 'achievers' have one as well. It's par for the course.
"I like black women too much to be deemed racist (once again, the ranking is: black women, asian women, hispanic women, then boring white chicks... That is if you are thinking the ability to screw).I voted for and really wanted Hillary Clinton to be President... Though I do feel Nancy Pelosi is somehow related to the devil."
ReplyDeleteFuck Spurs, that's scary. I could have written that myself. Who woulda thought?
Obama won the Nobel Prize for not being W. Bush. Granted, he's reached out to the world in a way no American leader has since Jimmy Carter (Clinton did some, but not well), but no one knew that he'd actually do that 12 days into his term.
Unfortunately a lot of what Obama has admitted to about American foreign policy is true. Under Reagan and the two Bush's we acted like we were modern day Romans, trying to spread a Pax Americana (be peaceful or we'll kill you). Old Bush had a good grasp of the world, but he was tainted by his association with the Company.
Yesterday was a big day for conservative talk radio. Satan (Obama) wins the Nobel Prize and the Anointed One (Limbaugh) says that the Republicans are stupid for letting him become their defacto leader because he's really only in it for the money.
What's up CHEF?
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the local Pizza Prize. I'd say you deserved it.
As far as them sending the LCROSS rockets to the moon? You know, I read a little about that, but I don't see what their purpose was to see if there is water on the moon. At least they didn't lie and say the landed and walked on it again. With some phoney ass footage to boot.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWell, they say he won it for the "promise" and "hope" he displayed. Which made no sense at all to me.
I don't believe the moon landings were real either.
ReplyDeleteApparently the purpose of finding out if there's water on the moon is to see if it's viable to establish a space station there as a stepping off point to a Mars landing.
CBT:
ReplyDelete"In it for the money?"
Limbaugh really said that? That's pretty idiotic. The last time I checked, the Presidency doesn't pay all that much. He probably makes more from the goons he associated with in Chicago.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
Well, they say he won it for the "promise" and "hope" he displayed. Which made no sense at all to me."
Now watch Obama invade part of South Central because he was secretly raised a "Crip".
CBT:
ReplyDeleteLanding on Mars? If they actually "land" on Mars and have footage of that shit in my lifetime, I think I'll probably have a seizure.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteA "crip?" Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if that is brought up. Even O'Reilly tells the people who believe Obama was born in Kenya that their belief is stupid.
No Spurs. Limbaugh said Limbaugh was in it for the money. The Conservatives have been treating Limbaugh like every word he said is Gospel and now he admits he just does it to get paid.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
Landing on Mars? If they actually "land" on Mars and have footage of that shit in my lifetime, I think I'll probably have a seizure."
Never happen in our lifetimes.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI gave myself an award and put it on my fridge too. It reads, "The Best Ever." Yes, it's pretty simple, and each time I read it, I think, "Man, that's just some pure crap right there." But yet, I leave it up.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteNever will happen period.
Hey CBT, did you see where Obama refused to meet with the Dalai Lama?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of that? I did find that funny being he and Hillary told Bush that he shouldn't go to the opening ceremonies at the Olympics because of the way China has treated the Tibetan people.
I think it's more proof we owe China too goddamn much money.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree with you there CBT.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Marge Simpson's on the cover of Playboy. Lois Griffin's hotter.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that as well CBT. And you are right, Lois Griffin is hotter.
ReplyDeleteSweet frikkin geezus, I display hope and promise everytime I avoid smacking the shit out of the dumbazzes I interact with daily. Where is my lifetime acheivement nobel peace prize?
ReplyDeleteWell hell Ill be a skunk inna purfum shop iffin a colored aint winnin a piece a prize... Where Im frum a piece a prize means ya finnly got cha purttiest cuzzin behind the barn
ReplyDeleteSo what do you do in healtchare kinkyb!tch? I'm lucky. I don't interact with anyone at my job, other than my boss and a few of her clients. And that is always cool.
ReplyDeleteFake CBT:
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I take it you have one a prize or two for that?
I am so shocked at the adults who believe anything that Limbaugh says that it almost makes me cry. How can you be that dumb, to really think the things he says are true? I would off myself ASAP if I did.
ReplyDeleteIt really does make me fearful for the future of our country. Like the whole hoopla over Obama addressing the kid's in school..people thought he was going to brainwash them, ala Hitler addressing the youth, oh my gosh I almost had an anuerysm trying to talk to some of the people who woudln't let their kid's go to school that day.
Listen hurr ol fancy brithches cowpoke, aint nann near no one round here inin these hurr ozark gone off and merrid none of they horses nah
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteMarge on the cover is a travesty...
Betty Rubble, then Joan Jettson...
Lois was is too dirty for Playboy, she fits in with Larry Flynt...(Not that that's a bad thing)
(Am I seriously talking about my top 10 cartoon females?!? What has DG done to me?!?...
3. Gem
4. Shirra
5.... Just kidding)
About the moon, funny how all of the people on the internet followed the impact, yet couldn't see anything in any of the pics or telescopes...
NASA is even having problems with the trailing rocket that was supposed to record the event...
As for Obama and the award... Too soon...
As for Obama and China... Well, as much as we think we are about peace, we don't really want to piss off our credit line...
Obama is meeting with his holiness only after he meets with Chicketychina the chinesee chicken...
- chef -
-crimking-
I enjoy going to the TEA Parties and all the anti health care reform Town Hall meetings my station sponsors just to revel in the sheer, unadulterated stupidity of the Conservative Movement.
ReplyDeleteBeck is far worse and much more hypocritical than Limbaugh. Those two make Bill O'Reilly seem reasonable.
KB:
ReplyDeleteWhat I find funny is a lot of people don't realize that Limbaugh is an "entertainer."
As far as Obama addressing the kids? Yeah, I thought that was overblown. However, when CNN had some kids on the other night singing about the healthcare shit and praising Obama, I thought that was wrong.
Did you see that? It was sung to the beat of that new stupid Miley Cyrus song.
I liked everything you wrote there CHEF. That was good.
ReplyDeleteChef: Great what you said about pissing off the credit line.
ReplyDeleteLois does belong in Penthouse or Hustler instead of Playboy.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteWhat I find interestign is how the European countries are voting out the "lefties" and are now voting in conservatives.
I'm looking forward to Miley's Britney Spears style implosion she's bound to have once she's legal.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
What I find interestign is how the European countries are voting out the "lefties" and are now voting in conservatives."
A European Conservative is still left of our Liberals, except in Germany.
My ol grandmappy usseta say "The day a colored get done voted presidement is tha day I runnround nekkid on main street"
ReplyDeleteFrum now on November forf is known as nekkid hootananny day here in the ozarks...
Dat ol grandmappy always has a way of startin trends, i tell you whut
"November Forf?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Also, your "grandmappy" needs some help.
I love how everybody can make fun of the bush's and that's consider comedy.. Or even yet any white prez.. Heaven forbid you make fun of obama,, you then are a racist.. fuck off america.. I'm done with you. Obama has ruined this country.. How's the hope and change thing working out for you???? Spurs don't be a bitch,,, whats wrong with being a republican?????
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about making fun of Obama. And how stupid was CNN for fact checking a skit about making fun of Obama? Dipshits.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Republican? Nothing wrong at all. I consider myself more of a conservative than a liberal dipshit. I voted for McCain in the presidential election over Obama, only because all you had to do is look at Obama's history and see what the hell we were in store for. I mean, Chicago has the highest tax rate in the nation. And why aren't all the media outlets crying yet about how were are still at war in the Middle East. And why aren't they crying about this "transparancy" that Obamba promised he would deliver?
Why? Because the news outlets are in love with him.
But I do have to say, I would have rather had Clinton than McCain.
What I find funny is how people forget that Hillary pushed big time for Healtcare refrom when Bill was president. However, she and Bill were smart enough to drop the idea rather than just ram it home when they realized they couldn't get it done right.
ReplyDeleteWhurrs that thurr good lookin feller cadimino man?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI love how everybody can make fun of the bush's and that's consider comedy.. Or even yet any white prez.. Heaven forbid you make fun of obama,, you then are a racist.. fuck off america.. I'm done with you. Obama has ruined this country.. How's the hope and change thing working out for you???? Spurs don't be a bitch,,, whats wrong with being a republican?????"
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are Republicans and they allowed Corporate America to basically plunder this country for 8 years. That's what's wrong with being a Republican. Obama hasn't had time to ruin this country. The issues we have now are all holdovers from W. allowing a deregulated Wall Street to run the economy into the ground in a fit of unsupervised greed coupled with mortgaging America to China to finance a unnecessary war in Iraq. We should have been done in Afghanistan (the right war) years ago. Bundled subprime home mortgages never should have been sold as securities. Someone should have slowed the shipping of American manufacturing jobs overseas until we had something to replace them with. The Japanese and Korean auto manufacturers are about the only companies left with viable operations in the US.
To top it all off, the Republicans thought Sarah Palin was a good idea. Its an intellectually bankrupt party.
I do agree with you on the racist issue, though.
ReplyDeleteAfter W., I would've voted for The real Fake Cadamino Man if he'd been running as a Democrat.
ReplyDeleteThere has to be a public option in Healthcare reform or it simply becomes the "Health Insurance Company Enrichment" bill. Did you see where the Health Insurance industry was complaining the penalty for not carrying insurance wasn't high enough to be a deterrent? Those bastards are licking their lips at the prospect of people being forced to carry insurance, even if it means the Insurers will have to drop all the pre-existing conditions clauses.
ReplyDeleteFake CBT:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Cadimino man will be around.
We just got a new press release.
ReplyDelete"In response to President Obama's complaint that Fox News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic Americans on it's programming, Fox News is proud to announce it will begin airing "America's Most Wanted" and "Cops" twice weekly."
That's awful real CBT.
ReplyDeleteBush had 6 years of Republican control of Congress. By 2006 it was too late to fix shit.
ReplyDelete"Mortgages for all" didn't mandate "liars loans" the ex car salesmen in the mortgage industry came up with that.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's awful real CBT."
Spurs: I didn't make that up. It was just released by the Glenn Beck organization.
All politians are liars, replublican, democrat and independants... all liars. They have agendas to push and they will say whatever you want to hear to get what they want.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Democrat but loved loved loved John McCain when he was our senator, but in the election he flipped flopped from his long standing stances and often would not even give definitive answers on where he stood. Whether I agree with Obama or not at least he took a stance of some sort.
KB~ Awards are meant to raise people's self-esteem. However I do not agree with placating children. You do not always win, you are not always be the best, sometimes the things you do just are not good enough. Dissapointment is one of the major catalysts to excellence. If you grow up with this attitude that no matter what you do as long as you try you will exceed, you are destined to fail. Kid's need to learn it while they are young and it's easier or they will end up learning it later the fucking hard way.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? That's not funny at all. That just makes Republicans look racist.
All of our current issues are spillovers from W? That was a laugh.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Nobel Peace Prize? I think it just lost all of it's merit.
Are republicans not racist?
ReplyDeleteAnyone who looks to a host (radio/TV) as the voice of their political party or views is a f'n idiot.
Elfie is a proof a woman can be sexy and smart, regardless of what Hollywood tells us.
ReplyDelete"EV said...
ReplyDeleteAll of our current issues are spillovers from W? That was a laugh."
Wanna expand on that? I'd be interested to see where you think they come from.
Republicans are racist? Isn't Senator Byrd a Democrat? And a former member of the KKK?
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDelete"All of our current issues are spillovers from W? That was a laugh."
That was a laugh. Funny how Bush didn't blame Clinton over and over. The funny thing was the dipshits who blamed Bush for us not getting the Olympics.
He's also about a hundred years old, a holdover from the Dixiecrats that opposed integration.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duke was elected as a Republican.
Elfie:
ReplyDelete"I'm a Democrat but loved loved loved John McCain when he was our senator, but in the election he flipped flopped from his long standing stances and often would not even give definitive answers on where he stood."
Totally agree. He screwed that up big time.
The problem with the Republican party is the crazies in the conservative base that give them a bad name. The radio voices are all racist from Limbaugh to Hannity to Beck. They preach to the ignorant that are so easily manipulated.......
ReplyDeleteWith that said, the Democrat party also has it's fruit cake liberals as well that drag their party down. Both pretty parties pretty much suck.....
If we could ever get a fiscally conservative and socially liberal president maybe we will get back on track....problem is there are too many nuts on both sides so that will likely never happen........
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteEV:
"All of our current issues are spillovers from W? That was a laugh."
That was a laugh. Funny how Bush didn't blame Clinton over and over. The funny thing was the dipshits who blamed Bush for us not getting the Olympics."
When W took office this country had the largest budget surplus in history. The econonmy was cranking strong. The Dow was over 12k. There were no issues to blame anyone for. In 8 years W ran up a defiect that makes Reagan's pale by comparison.
BTW, after 9/11 W tried blame Clinton for not killing Bin Laden when he had the chance.
BTW, what's up all?
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I haven't read the comments above and I probably won't read this thread.... too many clueless rightwing fucknuts will piss me off.
ReplyDeleteWhile I don't LOVE Obama, I will tell you why he won in my opinion. Its partly because Bush was such a fucking idiot and damn near destroyed this country and the world along with it. He did SO much damage to our reputation in the world that he made Obama look good by mere fact that the man can speak and has good intentions. True that he hasn't accomplished yet much. But the WORLD breathed a sigh of relief that batshit crazy McCain didn't get into office cause THAT would have assured the Mayan prophecy of the end of the world by 2012. If anything, McCain or Bush should get the prize -- because by fucking up the Republican party, we averted disaster. The fact is, all you tough right wing nutjobs, like it or not, in this modern day we MUST get along with other countries. Cowboy diplomacy is only good in movies -- in the real world it fucks you. And just because you are willing to talk to other nations and engage in dialogue doesn't mean we have to be pussies either. As Teddy Roosevelt said, walk softly and carry a big stick. We can talk, and kick ass if we MUST. But screw this notion that we can flip off the entire planet. That shit will get us ALL killed. And THAT is why he won, cause common sense is back in the White House, even if he hasn't accomplished much.... yet.
-- Gun-toting Liberal
Let me clarify something here. I'm not a fan of politicians in general. I just think the Democrats are the lesser of the two evils.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteReal Fake CBT: After that statement, I find you're a lot closer to the real CBT than I expected. Teddy Roosevelt was America's greatest President. Well said, dude.
ReplyDeleteThe Real Fake CBT:
ReplyDeleteFair enough.
You guys need to attend the next TEA party in your area. The attendees will absolutely scare the fuck outta you if you're sane.
ReplyDeleteIt's all Bush's fault! FOR FUCKS SAKE! How about some personal responsibilty? Those that took out loans that were more than they could afford should take responsibility for their own RETARDED actions, it's not our responsibilty to bail out idiots. They should have been more prudent, bottom line.
ReplyDeleteNot much. Spurs. What's going on with you? I see you decided to cover politics today......nice change of pace man.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteCBT: you are sounding like a Toby Keith Democrat... Not a bad thang...
anonomopolous:
Nothing wrong with being Republicrat or Democran...
I've always been registered Independent...
That means I vote more on issues than ideologies...
Just because I voted for McCain on state level didn't mean I "had" to vote for him on a national level...
I am liberal when it comes to money coming in and conservative on where it goes... I don't care for all the taxes, but I understand they paid for the road that took me to free public school... I never had free/subsidized lunch, but I never hated anyone for getting it...
I had union insurance for 26yrs and paid dues for 5 of them... I haven't had insurance for 3 years and I don't want anyone making it mandatory for me to have it...
I can see both sides of the coin, but our lives are not just 2 sided... Its a little deeper than party lines or colors...
- chef -
"It's all Bush's fault! FOR FUCKS SAKE! How about some personal responsibilty? Those that took out loans that were more than they could afford should take responsibility for their own RETARDED actions, it's not our responsibilty to bail out idiots. They should have been more prudent, bottom line."
ReplyDeleteNo Streets, it's easier to blame others.
Chef: You are reasonable individual. I sense a superior level of wisdom in you.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteYeah bud, thanks. I debated whether or not to post it for awhile, I'm glad you thought it was a good idea. Even after it was up for about 30 minutes, I considered taking it down.
Any big plans for the weekend?
Elfie, too.
ReplyDeleteCHEF:
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think. That was well written.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI agree to an extent with you. But Bush did feel the need to fight the whole freakin' world so that didn't help and it created a lot of our deficit.....now Obama will get the blame when he raises taxes to get us out of it. Blame with go both ways on this one, believe me.......
Isn't it though? In that case I blame you for my teenage pregnancy... that's your fault. Thanks a lot Spurs.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteNot a lot. The wife did rope me in to some gay ass hay ride this weekend. We can drink on it so I plan on getting completely tanked. What about you?
dud ah dun hurr sum-buddy skweel meh nayme?
ReplyDeleteNo problem Streets. I'm actually the one who knocked you up. I threw my jizz from S.A. to AZ, and it landed in your cooch and impregnated you.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
I have a sense that we may very well be in an unrepairable situation, worldwide. I noticed that no one has as yet broached the subject of climate change. It's coming and coming fast, but not for the reason Gore says. Y'all read this article.
ReplyDeletehttp://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/106922-0/
Francis:
ReplyDelete"Not a lot. The wife did rope me in to some gay ass hay ride this weekend."
Yep, GAY.
Me? Probably fuel up my jet and travel the world. In other words, nothing much.
What's up Cadimino? You have any opinion on this?
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteIsn't it though? In that case I blame you for my teenage pregnancy... that's your fault. Thanks a lot Spurs."
I wish you could blame me for your teenage pregnancy. I'd be proud of that.
Francis~ "Blame will go both ways on this one, believe me."
ReplyDeleteAs it should. I do not agree with Bush's war politics but do each one of not hold some blame for the state we are in? The mortgage scenario was just an example of the need for personal responsibility. We all need to be more prudent...
I was a teenage parent 2X... I am an overachiever! WHERE'S MY AWARD?!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewell ah tell ya wat suprs, dah noble piece pr-eyes is sumpin' made up by dah family that invented dynomite. now you tell meh how much water dat holds? dats like sayin' dah persun that invented dah masheen gun did it because it tickled.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI'll send you an award. What would you like it to read?
Why Al Gore is Wrong;
ReplyDelete"The main flaw in the AGW theory is that its proponents focus on evidence from only the past one thousand years at most, while ignoring the evidence from the past million years -- evidence which is essential for a true understanding of climatology. The data from paleoclimatology provides us with an alternative and more credible explanation for the recent global temperature spike, based on the natural cycle of Ice Age maximums and interglacials."
elfie, iffin' ya had to wait til yer teens tah git knocked up ah say yer a late bloomer!
ReplyDeleteCadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. Was that really true though? I liked the "masheen gun" line. So funny man.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI agree with you. I wish we had a party that was fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I typically vote Democrat because I prefer to pay my taxes for American Welfare rather than pay them towards Iraqi welfare or whatever other country we feel we need to help rather than our own........
Actually make that Decade cause that's how long I have been a parent...
ReplyDeleteYeah Streets, in Cadimino land you are a slow poke.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI was a teenage parent 2X... I am an overachiever! WHERE'S MY AWARD?!!!!!!!!!"
I am making a medallion for you. It features knees that are not acquainted with one another.
cbt, ya sayin' dey aint lookin' at dah big pikshur? kinda like when ah looks at meh family pikshur ah looks at my uncles boobs and not meh cuzzins?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll make an award for you.
Yes Cadimino Man, that's what he meant.
ReplyDeletesuprs, dat sho is dah truuf. look it up on yer fancy compooter box.
ReplyDeletespurs, did ya kno dah masheen gun was invented by a doktor? dr. richard gatling.
ReplyDeleteOk, the Fox News and America's Most Wanted was a joke. Some smartass at our sister station in Texarkana sent that out.
ReplyDeleteKeep waiting for hope and change let me know how that plays out.. This fucking country has less then 5 years left.
ReplyDelete"The fake Cadimino Man said...
ReplyDeletespurs, did ya kno dah masheen gun was invented by a doktor? dr. richard gatling."
His intent was to make the casualty count of war so horrendous that war would become unfeasible. He failed.
Cadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteI did look it up my "fancy compooter box." No shit, you are right. Pretty smart man.
Is that not irony or what? Do you know what irony means?
As yes, I was aware of Dr. Gatling.
CBT,,, I hope you go first too.. fuck you
ReplyDeletewe dunt need no amerikaz must wanturd round hurr. we gots dah hollows must wanturd. iffin' ol jeb johnson catch ya he gonna cut yer balls off and feed um to the chickens wile ya watch!
ReplyDelete"President Bush, do you have a statement on the state of our nation's economic crisis?
ReplyDeleteYes. There hasn't been a terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11."
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou think so? Less than 5 years? Shit, I still haven't tried acid yet. Or peyote. I know, I suck.
I agree Francis, that would be the ideal party.
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait to get my award and medallion! I may have to hold a big ceremony to honor my great achievement, you are all invited!
Cadimino:
ReplyDelete"jeb johnson" sounds like a bad ass.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,,, I hope you go first too.. fuck you"
You hope I go where first?
ah tell ya wat, them fouriners sho do like comin' tah amerika and gittin paid in amerikan money butcha wanna sit dur and talk bad about dis hurr country? well ah dunt go fer dat kinda shit. iffin' ya tink yer country is so much bedder den git dah fuck back to dah hellhole ya came frum! ya dumb bitch.
ReplyDelete"The fake Cadimino Man said...
ReplyDeleteah tell ya wat, them fouriners sho do like comin' tah amerika and gittin paid in amerikan money butcha wanna sit dur and talk bad about dis hurr country? well ah dunt go fer dat kinda shit. iffin' ya tink yer country is so much bedder den git dah fuck back to dah hellhole ya came frum! ya dumb bitch."
This dude may really be from the Ozarks.
Even if he does talk like Mudbone.
ReplyDeletemaybe iffin' we payed dem cawksuckers in tin cans insteeda munny dey mite not come hurr ta live. good i-dear!
ReplyDeleteya eer been doen ta mudlick, cbt?
ReplyDeleteYou can pay Mexican roofers in Budweiser.
ReplyDeleteis rite next ta hazard county.
ReplyDeleteNo, never been to Mudlick, but I've been to Toadsuck and Possum Grape.
ReplyDeleteSpurs why are black woman #1 on your list?
ReplyDeleteThey all smell like Cocoa Butter and wear wigs.
iffin' ya aint been ta mudlick in monroe county den ya aint been at dah top of dah werld.
ReplyDeleteHere's an article from Pravda about our current post.
ReplyDeletehttp://english.pravda.ru/news/society/09-10-2009/109781-Nobel_Peace_Prize-0
Mudlick? TOadsuck? those cannot be real town names!
ReplyDeleteI am really surprised I still have not gotten one of these prizes yet. But I did win a free breakfast sandwich from McDonalds today so that will have to due for now.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Toadsuck and Possum Grape are real?
one tyme dis ol color man called meh a racist. ah sez, how deh hell can ah be a racist wens ah aint even got no car tah drive?
ReplyDeleteMT: It's because he has a thing for MP.
ReplyDeleteElfie, DG: Toadsuck and Possum Grape are real places in Arkansas. I live in Monkey Run. I wish I was lying about all that.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite BFE name is Bucksnort, Tennessee.
I have no idea if Mudlick is real or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteNo, not all smell like cocoa butter and wear wigs.
I have driven through Hooker, Oklahoma. Just as you get into this tiny little rundown town there is a giant sign that says, "Welcom to Hooker, Ok! Home of the Horny Toads!"
ReplyDeleteI still wish I would've stopped and taken a picture.
DG:
ReplyDeleteGo make out with someone you cheap floozie.
"The fake Cadimino Man said...
ReplyDeleteone tyme dis ol color man called meh a racist. ah sez, how deh hell can ah be a racist wens ah aint even got no car tah drive?"
That's fuckin' funny.
well looky hurr, iffin' it aint durtee gurl. and jus wurr ya been? stayin' out late an dancin' wif dem boys from town huh?
ReplyDeleteCadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteYou are so damn funny. You don't even have a car to drive?
That sucks.
cbt, ah tink yer town nayme use-ta be called run monkey, run.
ReplyDeleteCadimino:
ReplyDeleteDG does a lot more than just dance. They get her all boozed up, and then they "make out" (LAME ASS TERM) with her. Then she comes on here and tells everyone about it, like we are supposed to be impressed.
Do you have any cheap skanks like that where you are from?
Spurs also wants to be the next white rapper so he figures if he gets with black women that will give him more street creds.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it. I'm looking for "street cred."
Cadimino lives by me spurs.
ReplyDeletewell, ah had a car....at one tyme. but see dah ting dat happen wif dat is kinda makes meh blush. it got sumpin' tah do wif goats, mudder oyl, and dah lawman.
ReplyDeleteCadimino,
ReplyDeleteHave you been to Fear Farm? I might go this weekend and want to know if I will be wasting my money before I waste it.
So I guess there are cheap skanks where he is from DG. Thanks for clearing that up. And yes, I knew the both of you were from the same town. I just wanted to see what he came up with.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for the easy lead IN to rip you agaIN (did that rhyme, you cheap Chicago skank?)
DG, Elfie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=toad+suck&state=ar
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Monkey+Run&state=AR
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Possum+Grape&state=AR
Did you know "Kip" from Napoleon Dynamite is really based off Spurs real life?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCadimino Man:
You are so damn funny. You don't even have a car to drive?"
Spurs: Maybe you can loan him your bike.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteKeep waiting for hope and change let me know how that plays out.. This fucking country has less then 5 years left.
I wish this guy would go to a bunker where it's safe. He is steadfastly following all the Limbaugh talking points to a tee. Hang in there buddy, we'll let you know when it's safe to come out....
DG:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Yes, the character Kip was based off of my life.
And "Hookers on the Point" from HBO was based off yours.
You call that an insult because I just pointed out that cadimino and I are from the same town? I just assumed you were an idiot with no memory so I was just trying to help you out.
ReplyDeleteThat is the thanks I get?
ah dun went tah furrs farm. dem peeple is reel onery. why heck, one tyme ah was out in dah hayshed gittin' reedy to feed dah goats fer dem and den in walks sam furrs all riled up and pissed. den he sez to meh, boy unless yer workin fer free ah wont cho outta hurr er else imma shove meh pecker in yer fartpipe. well i thought he was jokin till ah saw he was takin off his dickies coveralls. den wen he was fully neekid ah new ah wasnt in any harm cuz he was about as big a meh baby cuzzinz peenus.
ReplyDeleteCome to AZ Francis. You can use my place as a bunker.
ReplyDeleteI don't need a bunker DG, I just want to bury my head in your boobs.
ReplyDeletebut ya shud go to dah fear farm....jus make sho dar aint no sam furrs werkin' dar.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteNo, I wouldn't call it an insult. I wanted to see how he would respond, that's all.
Francis:
ReplyDeletePut a rose in your mouth and DG will get all excited. Then you can put your head in her boobs.
but ah do have a red lin-colon dat needs sum werk on dah ingeen. memba ah axed you iffin' ya wanted tah git in my colon spurs?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping DG likes it a little rough....that's how i roll
Spurs is buying a ticket to AZ right now....just to go to Fear Farm. Cadimino made it sound so irresistible.
ReplyDeleteWhen society collapses y'all can all come to Monkey Run. This country here is already covered over with survivalists. AZ will be part of Mexico if that happens.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteShe does like it rough. As a matter of fact, if you knock her out and bury her alive, that's the best way to get her to love you.
Good luck.
I'm telling you Francis, fate has brought us together.
ReplyDeleteCadimino:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember you asking. You remember I said no thanks?
CBT,
ReplyDeleteI think I might take you up on that if the world begins to collapse........we can Red Dawn it up in the mountains. Do you have a truck like Swayze had?
Apparently you never saw the pic that got posted on Drew's site of my radio station Bronco.
ReplyDeletewell ah was jus checkin tah see iffin' maybe curiosity got dah besta ya yet. ya know we cant git each other preg-aunt.
ReplyDeleteI agree DG......but I don't quite look like Jesse Metcalfe. You'd end up breaking my heart and I'd end up with someone like DiVA and our kids would look like Costanza
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he does. And you can piss in the engine, or radiator, or whatever unrealistic thing they did to make the truck keep rolling.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteMissed that, but I'll take your word. Who is going to be your Jennifer Grey?
I've got three creeks, three wells, a flock of wild turkeys, 80 head of hamburger on the hoof, some feral hogs and a herd of deer, all in less than a hundred yards of the house.
ReplyDeleteCadimino:
ReplyDeleteWell, I appreciate the offer, and I'm aware "we cant git each other preg-aunt", but I still have to say no. Again.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
Missed that, but I'll take your word. Who is going to be your Jennifer Grey?"
I've got a 23 year old nursing student in Branson to fill that role.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI just want to hide underground and then pop out and shoot me a conservative, I mean Russian, or two
That's ok Francis, looking like Jesse Metcalfe is not a requirement. But I may break your heart but I would never break it into too many pieces that you end up settling for something that looks like Diva. I would not let that happen.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteWho will be my Jennifer Grey? Dirtygirl, so I can watch her get shot.
francis, ya tink yer sum kinna trapdoor spyder er sumpin'?
ReplyDelete"I've got a 23 year old nursing student in Branson to fill that role."
ReplyDeleteSure you do CBT, sure you do.
Pam's fucking killing me. She just left the museum that has the world's largest prairie dog.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"I've got a 23 year old nursing student in Branson to fill that role."
Sure you do CBT, sure you do."
Spurs, I never lie. I don't have to.
If I were to get shot and killed who would you pick on and harass instead, spurs?
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteIf I were to get shot and killed who would you pick on and harass instead, spurs?"
He'd be totally lost without you.
Right turns my friends right turns
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point. I'd probably just carry your dead ass body around and insult it. Your responses would be about the same as they are now.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteAre you saying we are going in circles?
That was actually funny spurs but sadly untrue. Tell me again who insults you best.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, I will remind you:
RQ and me.
Speaking of RQ, where the heck has she been? I kinda miss that crazy broad
ReplyDeleteTrue, very true Dirtygirl. You do insult me well. And I miss Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI really wouldn't carry it. I'd drag it.
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of RQ, where the heck has she been? I kinda miss that crazy broad"
No offense ladies, but RQ is my favorite even when she goes psycho on me.
To hell with all the celebrity fantasy lists, too. My fantasy is a night with Elfie. Sorry Wop. 2nd choice, MTQT with a butt crack full of whipped cream.
That'd be a lot of whipped cream, though. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteAs a sign of peace I'm going to make sure that the united states give Texas back to Mexico and with that will come the largest border fence ever.
ReplyDeleteThis will stop spurs from ever getting near me and I'm sure to win the Nobel Peace Prize, too. Nothing like killing two birds with one stone!
That's good thinking DG. Sadly, I really don't have a response to that one. Nice.
ReplyDeleteSan Antonio might as well already be Mexico.
ReplyDeleteWhere is bitchhog? Did you kill her already and are dragging her body around right now?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing good about Texas is that water park.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of that song by the Toadies called Possum Kingdom.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where Bitchhog is. And as far as the water park? Schlitterbahn? I used to work there for 5 years.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteIt may as well be. S.A. rocks in my book though.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou used to work at waterpark? Were you able to tan back then?
Yes, I wasn't going to even try and attempt to spell it. I just met a guy about a week ago that used to work there awhile back, too.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I was. I got real dark. I know that's hard for you to believe.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I didn't say it didn't rock. I love San Antone. In fact, it's on my list of possible next locations for when I haul ass outta here in the spring.
ReplyDelete