E-mail: All the people that quit GetRadFridays.com must be jealous now. Look at the new office space he just leased.
Or is this TheDirty's new office?
SPURS FAN says: Well, it couldn't be the dirty.com's office, because that site gets 12.5 million visits a month, plus you just know the pop up ads Whoman incorporated nets him about $1.4 million a month.
Plus, I don't think it's Big Fail's office, because I don't see a stack of used up cellphones, and most importantly, I don't see Amanda Roadmen there.
So now I'm just confused.
I'm home sick today, would somebody come take care of me??
ReplyDeleteYou don't have the swine flu, do you? (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteAlso, where's your boyfriend at?
SPURS, posting pictures of you parents basement does not help your cause.
ReplyDeleteIs that your little brother?
ReplyDeleteQB I hope you feel beter soon.
ReplyDeletePelican,
ReplyDeleteI congratulate you for putting together two comments that didn't seem like they were from someone who did way too much acid.
Congarats.
Make that 3 comments.
ReplyDeleteThanks DJ :)
ReplyDeleteSPURS: No, it's bronchitis and my bf is working (somebody's gotta bring home the bacon..lol)
Well, sniffing paint could be considered a "drug" Pelican, so you are wrong.
ReplyDeleteI figured it was either paint or acid, sorry I guessed wrong the first time.
Well, that's good QB. I mean, it's not good you have bronchitis, but it's good he's "bringing home the bacon."
ReplyDeleteNice come back, but if you were any further off the mark you'd be on Pluto. Never did that either.
ReplyDeleteHave another hit off that bong and try again.
ReplyDeletePelican:
ReplyDeleteDid you hire a ghost writer? It's not your usual incoherent ramblings.
I get jacked from time to time. By my best friend. He's like Nik. A total douchetard.
ReplyDeleteHe did that on the Forgy.com as well. I'm actually nice (gasp from all of the internet).
ReplyDeleteDamn Pelican, you are making too much sense today. I feel confused again.
ReplyDeleteThen drive back to douchelass again high and party with Matt aka. D-Nazi.
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it Pelican.
ReplyDeleteStupidity.
Thanks for coming through.
Talk to you later my flight is boardin to NY, and my battery on my lap top is dying. Peace out!
ReplyDeleteLater Pelican.
ReplyDeleteDelayed!!!!!!!! Hate Chicago. WTF is going on with Palmelapucker/ RichieRichierexic.com. I already have a cell. Stay safe SPURS and party hard!
ReplyDeleteFirst class now boarding TTYL.
ReplyDeleteHave a good time in NY Pelican. Try not to go out into the water to fly around and catch fish.
ReplyDeleteThey've already had one plane downed in NY because of some stupid birds, the last thing they need is another crash.
Definitely The Dirty offices.
ReplyDeleteThey are big balling like that.
Has the American vernacular gotten so pathetic that the only joke that can be made is parent's basements. Jesus Christ that has been going on for like 20 years now.
By the way for the basement jokes people maybe you should tour some people's basements these days. They have kitchens, master suites, saunas, gyms, theaters etc.
They are big balling for sure.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the mom's basement joke?
It's from the Pelican, what do you expect?
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteSeriously the joke is so old it is just annoying.
It is worse than those stupid Yo Momma jokes and show that that idiot Wilmer Valderamma was trying to promote.
I remember that show. That was just an awful idea. Even for MTV.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI wished when Nik said that bullshit about 12.5 million hits that the reporter had called him out and said Mr. Richie, I mean Mr. Karamian, we actually checked the stats and you are full of shit.
In the old days of quality reporting that would have happened, not with the shitty excuses we have for reporters these days..
We don't even have basements in the houses here... except ones built during the 30's and 40's have underground shelters that you get to by opening a panel in the floor boards. No lie, I looked at a house in the downtown area that had one.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should contact the news station. That would be funny.
Anon~ I am going to be a reporter... you will not see any of this pansy ass reporting from me, no sir. Only quality interogation.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI'm firng off an e-mail to Elyce Kirschner right now.
This will be good.
I was at a party last year at this guy's house and his basement was the sickest I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteIt was a walkout basement, but it had a foyer when you entered it, it had two bedroom suites with full bathrooms, a massive gym with glass walls that you could see into, living room with double sided fireplace, huge bar with 3 inch thick granite counters, full kitchen, wine cellar, guest bathroom with a sauna and steam shower, pool table area and a room with all the surveillance equipment that his security sat in.
And this was not a ranch, it was a traditional 2 story home with a basement.
I just sent it to her on the online contact that is available. Gave her my number and e-mail as well.
ReplyDeleteI think I might call as well.
My cousin is a newscaster for cbs in phoenix. Would you like me to call her and tell her to do a story on bad reporters?
ReplyDeleteShe is still kinda new out here. I'm sure she would be well liked after that.
No basements in the Ozarks. We only have a foot of dirt before you hit bedrock. Storm shelters here are like concrete igloos. We do have lots of split levels, though. Houses built into the sides of the fucking hills.
ReplyDeleteThe local idea of "surveillance equipment" is a mean, loud ass hound dog.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI think one of two things happened with DJ. Someone either fixed his keyboard or he hired Giggity's secretary to type for him.
DG,
What's up girl?
CBT, we have awesome basements where I live.
ReplyDeleteThe new house I am looking at has essentially two basements, it is pretty cool.
The first basement is basically one big room that is all hardwood floors and has a full bar/kitchen. Then it has another lower level that has a big entertaining area, another small bar, a hot tub built into the floor and a bathroom with a sauna.
Never seen anything like it and even though it is basically a death trap for kids I am still strangely drawn to it...
Hey Francis! It's been a busy day! I'm sleepy and would like you to come take care of me for the rest of the night.
ReplyDeleteBe at my place by 4pm. Bring your wife. We need someone to cook our dinner.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteFeel free to contact Elyce as well.
http://cbs13.com/contact
What's up Francis?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
I wished when Nik said that bullshit about 12.5 million hits that the reporter had called him out and said Mr. Richie, I mean Mr. Karamian, we actually checked the stats and you are full of shit.
In the old days of quality reporting that would have happened, not with the shitty excuses we have for reporters these days.."
That's why I love Fox News. "We report, you decide". Translated: We're gonna throw out some unsubstantiated rumors mixed with innuendo, some bold faces lies and the occasional, accidental truth , y'all figure out on your own what's what.
Ok Spurs, I will.
ReplyDeleteCool. I gave her a link to Whoman's brother and his divorce.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteThat sounds nice. I'll call my friend that has his own private crop duster. Yeah, I have friends in high places. Be there in a bit......
Why don't you just ask RR for a ride in her jet instead?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, we have awesome basements where I live.
The new house I am looking at has essentially two basements, it is pretty cool.
The first basement is basically one big room that is all hardwood floors and has a full bar/kitchen. Then it has another lower level that has a big entertaining area, another small bar, a hot tub built into the floor and a bathroom with a sauna.
Never seen anything like it and even though it is basically a death trap for kids I am still strangely drawn to it..."
Houses south of I630 in Little Rock have basements. North of that, I guess, is still the Ozarks, maybe the Ouachitas. Anyway, to rocky to dig. The few houses up here that have basements (both of them) had to have the basements blasted out of solid rock.
That was a good one DG.
ReplyDeleteDG: That's who Francis was talking about. The crop duster is RR's private jet.
ReplyDeleteSo what is the deal with RR?
ReplyDeleteIs she real and is her family really super rich?
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
I think one of two things happened with DJ. Someone either fixed his keyboard or he hired Giggity's secretary to type for him."
I bet he flew Giggity's secretary out to him on RR's jet. Both are equally real.
CBT.....nice catch.
ReplyDeleteI know this much. The only Ashley Blair I could find info on anywhere near where RR said she lives has a 1200 square foot house (inherited) in a bad neighborhood and owns a 1995 Ford truck. The rumor is that "Ashley Blair" is her first and middle name and the last name sounds like Warden, Waldron or Walton. This is from some one who had her phone number and heard it on her voice mail message.
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT.....nice catch."
Francis, nice pitch.
I always thought RR was kind of sexy in a weird way.
ReplyDeleteI would do her.
Damn. I was enjoying teasing KB about giving Richard Jefferson's high school boyfriend second hand head.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI always thought RR was kind of sexy in a weird way.
I would do her."
Dude, that gave me the dry heaves.
Come on CBT,
ReplyDeleteYou know you would do her.
She has a nice little body and she is kind of cute.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCome on CBT,
You know you would do her.
She has a nice little body and she is kind of cute."
EWWWWWW! No. She's damn near cross eyed and fucking that scrawny, anorexic heifer would be like riding a bicycle down the railroad tracks.
I'll say this for her though, she would take more shit than any human being ought to be able to and come back for more. I respect that.
cbt, do you recall you trying to convince her to go visit you in the ozarks? because i do remember you saying that you would teach her how to ride a horse, and you would cook her dinner, etc.
ReplyDeleteI like them little like her and she looks like she has some serious oral sex skills.
ReplyDeleteThere's a picture of RR giving the finger and her middle finger is like two feet long. I knew after seeing that picture she had to have prehensile toes, too. I bet her toes are longer than Pam's fingers. I'm sure the Vietnamese women at the nail salon she uses draw straws to see who has to give her pedicures.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, do you recall you trying to convince her to go visit you in the ozarks? because i do remember you saying that you would teach her how to ride a horse, and you would cook her dinner, etc."
I was drinking back then.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI like them little like her and she looks like she has some serious oral sex skills."
RR repeatedly denied ever giving head.
I like them little, too. My youngest daughter's mother is 5' tall, 97 pounds, but she isn't skinny (34Cs, big for a little girl) and Micha's 4'11" 98 pounds. The one I'm seeing now is 5'8" and 135. A little variety is nice.
You can tell by the number of my comments that its a slow day for radio here in hillbilly country. Its the first day of Bow Season (deer). In south Arkansas half the schools are close today and tomorrow for it.
ReplyDeleteYou know you're dying for civilization when Springfield, Missouri starts looking metropolitan.
CBT: Ashley's last name is "Wolters"...she sent me an email once and that was the sender name. Just thought I'd add my two cents..
ReplyDeleteAhh QB, the sweetest of them all. Did you say you were home sick today? I hope its not a head cold.
ReplyDeleteAshley Wolters is a licensed realtor or real estate agent in Saint Louis, MO (Saint Louis County). Ashley is an agent for Keller Williams Realty Stl and is ...
ReplyDeletewww.real-estate-agent-lists.com/search/realtor_detail.a
From google
blah blah blah, basements and Richie Rexic.....who wants to talk shit with me? We need some drama . lol jk
ReplyDeleteMuch better picture MTQT.
ReplyDeleteI'm down for that, *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteMTQT: I could start some drama with you, but I promised not to talk about a certain subject concerning you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteSorry got busy for awhile. What's going on with you? When are you going to put up my first ever post man?
I've got to get my ass outta this place. The nicest restaurant in this town is fucking Chili's. Worse than that, people from all the really podunk burgs around here will drive like 65 miles to eat there. I want some freakin' Cajun or Italian tonight. You can't even find boudin around here. You can get all the freakin' garlic laden kielbasa you can stand because of the retired Yankees. This place in Little Rock, Bene Vita, has a killer Seafood Alfredo that's as good as anything I found over on the East coast. The closet Mountain Home has to Italian food is Chicago style pizza, a place owned by some outlanders named Sabella. FUCK!
ReplyDeleteEven the Mexican food here sucks. I might as well be eating a Patio Frozen Mexican TV Dinner.
ReplyDeleteA man can only eat so much chicken fired steak before it gets old, no matter how good it is.
*fried*
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want to post man? Are you referring to your "shout out" or what?
Miss Texas,
ReplyDeleteYou are a Mexi, who would have guessed, a Mexican in Texas:)
Just playing.
MTQT is a senorita mas fina.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, how did you get that fat ass face of yours to fit inside such a little square? Oinkerama. Switch back to the Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteLong time no see!!
ReplyDeleteHi Spurs...My is in exile.
ReplyDeleteI have been immensely bad and need a good paddywacking
ReplyDeletedo you know what the camaro guy told me, spurs? he said that the car would take some time to deliver. Then he told me GM had a deal where you can drive for 60 days money back guarantee. he actually told me to buy another car in the meantime, and just return it when the camaro came in. wtf?
ReplyDeleteHi RQ!! Where have you been?
ReplyDeletenot fun when you are paying cash. i can just imagine buying a car i do not want just to wait for camaro, then getting screwed by some loophole. i told that guy he was fucked in the head.
ReplyDeletei'm in exile, dirty girl
ReplyDeletei have been scottsdale/seattle/scottsdale/seattle...and on and on
ReplyDeleteRQ: Don't do that. The restrictions on the 60 day return deal are tricky.
ReplyDeletegreat the bi-polar tranny is back, we are all in for a buncha fun...
ReplyDeleteCBT your spanish is atrocious
Yeah, that salesman regarding the camaro is nuts.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to look into the BMW now Giraffe.
Can't go wrong there.
Pocket Rocket, so glad to see you back! How did everything go with your sex change operation. At least you dont have to tuck your sack back with tape anymore....
ReplyDeleteWop: I just paraphrased a Corona bottle.
ReplyDeleteDo you speak spanish wop?
ReplyDeleteRQ: You want me to find you a Camaro?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteIf you are in a "killer mood", it might be time to make a video.
yeah, Miss TExas, so true. Too bad you still need a girdle and a paperbag over your fat head. why don't you try plastic? with any luck you might suffocate.
ReplyDeleteme make a video? i look like hell and i've lost too much weight.
ReplyDeleteno, CBT, i bought a car today, site unseen from a dealer in AZ.
ReplyDeleteI speak "Spanglish" and even that not very well.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, im half white-half hispanic....not Mexican. Im not a mojo fucker....
ReplyDeleteWhat did you buy Giraffe?
ReplyDeletea gorgeous, gorgeous infiniti, red brand spanking new G37 coupe...it is so beautiful. much more elegant that the stupid fucking clunky as camaro
ReplyDeletei might be calling it by the wrong name
ReplyDeletebut whatever it is, it is pretty
ReplyDeleteSWEET. That's a hell of a choice.
ReplyDeleteCamaros are going for a premium, so you can't get screwed worse than everybody else buying one is. Sight unseen on a new car is ok, too.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, you act like Mexican trash. you're mexican. stop fucking fooling yourself.
ReplyDeleteyou think it's nice, Spurs? i'm so excited. my dog is going to fuck it up and lick the windows.
ReplyDeletehonestly, i do not know how i'm gonna get that roast in the oven. he's fat.
ReplyDeleteAn Infiniti?
ReplyDeleteYeah, those are nice.
ok, thanks.
ReplyDeleteare you making a video spurs?
Pocket Rocket, your 44 fuckin years old, go clean the cob webs off your pussy before you even try to compare to me. Old ass tranny bitch
ReplyDeleteI might soon Giraffe, not sure.
ReplyDeleteI think you should make one.
2009 or 2010? The Infiniti will last you longer and hold up better than any GM product. I think it's a G35, unless they upgraded the engine size from '09. The "35" means it has a 3.5 liter V6. Same engine as the Maxima and the 350Z, I don't think Nissan/Infiniti has gone to a 3.7.
ReplyDeletewhatever age i am, i'm still hotter than you. what do you think i looked like when I was your age. and what will you look like when you're my age?
ReplyDeleteI fucking looked like a fucking supermodel. in fact, I lived in hawaii for six years and during that time i looked exactly like Elle Mcphereson and people always thought i was her
no, they stopped making the g35, it's a g37 - that is the coupe now. it's a 2009 still very pricy
ReplyDeleteWhy dont you go back to the trailer park you came from.....Im mexican trash? Go take a look in the mirror bitch, if it wasnt for all the money you've spent on plastic surgery you'd still look like Courtney Love on crack.
ReplyDeletehell, I still look like Elle Mcpherson. Miss Texas you just look like a fat overstuffed fucking taco bell burrito. sloppy ass bitch. i'd rather tuck a dick that have to tuck fat rolls in.
ReplyDeleteoh, ok...so i've lived all over the world, can readily afford plastic surgery, am cultured, am educated. You, conversely, have lived in some bumfuck texas tumbleweed town all your life, have been on a plane maybe twice, think juarez is an international mecca, raise pitbulls.
ReplyDeletewho is the trailer trash?
you delude yourself when you look in the mirror, and you delude yourself here you fat cow.
by the way, i just looked in teh mirror and I look very elegant and regal.
ReplyDeletenow if you will excuse me, i have to go back into exile.
RQ: Very nice. I just checked out the Infiniti website. Vibrant Red with Beige leather? Dog licks wipe off of the window.
ReplyDeletedo you think I rate myself by what these nincompoops think? strip club dwellers, 30k millies? get fucking real. The MEN I date would not look down their noses at you. trust me, you are filth and probably do not even own a decent pair of fucking shoes.
ReplyDeleteactually i do not know what the interior is
ReplyDeletesomething nice...very red, hot red, hot like me red.
ReplyDeleteThats a shit car... And no way you ever looked any thing like Elle Mcpherson, maybe moody spurgeon mcPherson...
ReplyDeleteMiss texas's barf looks hotter than you
Elegant and Regal? Bitch u look like Bret Michaels with a bad refund gap!
ReplyDeletei bet all yoru fucking shoes come from payless.
ReplyDeleteBOGO? buy one get one? hell yeah, you're there. stupid trashy broke ass fat sloppy whore.
yes, well, my photos defy what i look like in person. i have a regal air of arrogance about me that you would not dare penetrate.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like that color only comes with one interior. Good looking car.
ReplyDeleteif you saw me in person, you would simply try to soak up my aura. but you would know better than to talk to me, for I come from a different world.
ReplyDeleteyeah, it is gorgeous, just gorgeous. thanks.
ReplyDelete"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeleteyes, well, my photos defy what i look like in person. i have a regal air of arrogance about me that you would not dare penetrate."
Its nice to see that exile didn't change you any, M'lady.
yes, well, i am extending my exile, so please bid me a fond farewell.
ReplyDeletecheerio!
i'm going to make a video of my new car, won't that be exciting??
ReplyDeleteRQ:
ReplyDeleteThat car is for "n*gga rich" people, not people with real money, as you claim
That car is a freakin' pocket rocket. 330 hp, it'll haul ass.
ReplyDeleteso is pam doesnt mean Id pay for her
ReplyDeleteit's a beautiful car, and i'm willing to bet you never paid flat out cash for anything over 5k, Wop.
ReplyDeletewell then you are willing to loose that money
ReplyDeleteSpurs heres the costume I picked out:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.partycity.com/product/costumes+%26+accessories/women%27s/see+all/boxer+babe+costume+adult.do?sortby=bestSellers&page=12
And CBT, I actually fit into a Medium. Biatch
*I could give a fuck less if they cost $10-$500...*
ReplyDeleteyou should start caring because I consider people who dress in nasty cheap ass stuff to be visually polluting my atmosphere and I do not fucking appreciate it. there out to be a law that poor people are not allowed to meander out of a certain boundary
Cars are depreciating assets, even Lambos and Bentleys. Buy what appreciates and lease what depreciates.
ReplyDeletepeople like you are responsible for the decline of society. you owe it to the world to elevate yourself to a different status.
ReplyDeleteYou are bringing down the country.
Obama will tell you, he's a straight shooter. he hates you too and is ashamed you live in america.
take your pitbulls and go to mexico, where they welcome corruption, filth and cheap shoes.
ReplyDelete"And CBT, I actually fit into a Medium. Biatch"
ReplyDeleteHey, I said I was gonna stop calling you a chunky gal, what else do you want?
well, i am going to eat now. That is what you do, Miss Texas, when you are horny, depressed, feeling fat, feeling lonely, feeling like a loser....Gee, I guess that is what you do all day long. Eat...
ReplyDeleteYou open your refrigerator door 50 times a day like some delicious snacks are going to magically appear out of the crevices with the roaches. Nope, empty, so you gotta start stealing your child's school snacks and he has to miss his lunch and go hungry because his mom is a PEE EYE GEE
Coming from the person who posted lingerie pictures and pancake ass cheek pictures. LAME>
ReplyDeleteTake your tuck job back to Tijuana. Is it to late for them to re-attach your 3inch clit?
Gosh, that was really mean. I apologize, Miss Texas. I'm going to invite you for dinner. I'll have a giant trough filled with slop next to my petunias and leave the porch light on for you. biyeeee
ReplyDelete"Juarez is an international mecca."
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh because I've seen Juarez.
I love a good cat fight.
ReplyDeleteyou know what Miss Texas...the worst thing about you is really how stupid you are. No amount of plastic surgery could ever fix that. Not even an ivy league education could fix you. your brain has just reached maximum density (like your body). there is no hope for you.
ReplyDeleteoperative word being "good" and I've got her fucking outclawed.
ReplyDeleteI've been on the receiving end of your wrath a time or two M'lady.
ReplyDelete"Ask any1 male on this site whos hotter, in fact I will send Spurs a picture of me, you send him one of you, and we will have a poll whos hotter."
ReplyDeleteI'm down for a poll. The both of you can sit up all night voting for yourselves over and over again.
Oh wait, someone else already did that.
Im so fuckin stupid huh that my GPA is 3.75-
ReplyDeletegee, I must be a freakin retard.
Your so fuckin bi polar that no amount of Prozac of Alprozalem could fix your problems. If you were really some kind of Psychiatrist, you wouldnt say/do the things you do. I think your a lonely old bitch who cant keep a guy because your fuckin crazy.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Ask any1 male on this site whos hotter, in fact I will send Spurs a picture of me, you send him one of you, and we will have a poll whos hotter."
I'm down for a poll. The both of you can sit up all night voting for yourselves over and over again.
Oh wait, someone else already did that."
I did that.
I like the costume *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I still think that if you are over the age of 13, it's time to stop playing dress up for Halloween.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteI like how you speak for Obama. That was funny.
First of all Rocket Queen, welcome back and I for one think you are fucking hot and I love your legs:)
ReplyDeleteThe G37 is a very nice car and quite nice looking regardless of that WOP thinks. I am sorry you think that cars over $100K are for idiots because I own one and I like it. I don't like my $500 a year registration, my $2,500 brakes and $500 oil changes but other than that it is OK.
I am not sure what the hell WOP meant by nigga rich regarding the G37 considering many physicians I know drive them. It is a practical choice that has a good price, good looks and good reliability. That was just an ignorant statement.
Still waiting for your bikini video.
Spurs, Im not going "Trick of Treating" lmao
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends is having a Halloween Party:
U know: Keg, Trash Can Punch (lmao), Mary Jane, all that good stuff.....
Spurs if Pocket Rocket is down for a poll, I will send you a "New" picture and I never vote for myself...I dont give a shit either way because I know im hot...
Anon - I just do not believe in excess. The last guy I dated had a maserati and lambo. When he got into the lambo, he actually lost points with me because it was such a dainty fucking looking car. had no balls and came up to his waist.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
ReplyDeleteYou are both hot so what is the problem?
You are way below my league, Miss Texas, and anyone on here who doesn't recognize it has an opinion that is erroneous and of no consequence.
ReplyDeleteRQ,
ReplyDeleteThe lambo is a guy thing.
Horrible investment, not really practical but you have to have one.
What is sad is that in the hilbilly town I live in I can pull more money with my buddy's Hummer than I can with my Benz. They really have no interest in it.
And yes, if he has a Gallardo (the small one) that is kind of the bitch one. My buddy has one and I laugh at him all the time. He needs a Murcielago.
*more women* not *more money*
ReplyDeleteSend me a new picture *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous (Not Needle Dick, the Bug Fucker): I think I said before that we called those type cars "penis extensions".
ReplyDeleteRQ and Miss Texas are both hot, in completely different ways. I'm not going to elaborate, because i stay in enough trouble with them both as it is.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWhat is sad is that in the hilbilly town I live in I can pull more money (women) with my buddy's Hummer than I can with my Benz. They really have no interest in it."
You live in Arkansas, too?
CBT,
ReplyDeleteThat might be true for a lot of people but not for me, I love cars. My buddy with the Lambo buys them quite frankly because he makes so much money he has nothing better to do with it than buy them.
A physician friend of mine really loves cars, he has a Pantera, a Viper, an M5, a SVT Lightning, and a Porsche 911 Turbo. He races them and even walks around most of time in Piloti racing shoes.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteNo not quite as bad as Arkansas.
Probably about 65-75% the level of Arkansas.
Do you have pickup trucks driving around with stickers saying "out of a job yet? keep buying foreign" ?
Dude, a Mercedes is not a penis extension. I realize there are some people with money that are also car queers. The racing shoes thing is a bit over the top, though.
ReplyDeleteCBT, Pocket Rocket is a man, men dont have emotions, so its completely ok if you admit that im hotter! LoL JK ;)
ReplyDeletePoCkeT RoCkEt- You are wwwaaayyyy out of my league. First of all your old enough to be my mom, second of all you look like a Neanderthal. Any man would rather have a 22 yr. old chick than a 44 yr. old woman going through Menopause! True Story :)
CBT,
ReplyDeletelol, I keep telling him that but he insists on wearing them to the bar.
The sad thing is that only about 5 people in town know what Piloti racing shoes are or care so he just looks ridiculous. They are red also...
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"CBT,
No not quite as bad as Arkansas.
Probably about 65-75% the level of Arkansas.
Do you have pickup trucks driving around with stickers saying "out of a job yet? keep buying foreign" ?"
No, no stickers like that. Most of the ones I see say "We don't care how you did it in Chicago".
This town is fucked up. Hillbillies and retired Polish people from Chicago, 2 Black folks, 4 Mexicans, a half dozen Vietnamese.
Toyota Tacomas are extremely common here, as are Camrys. Losta Buicks and Lincolns.
Miss Texas,
ReplyDeleteI would rather have you both at the same time:)
Does that help? lol
I've always been partial to a young chunky girl, as long as the fat's still smooth. Just sayin'.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
I would rather have you both at the same time:)
Does that help? lol"
And I thought I liked to live dangerously. I can see a major cat fight breaking out in the middle of that threesome.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteI am in GM country so we have lots of GM trucks, Tahoes, and so on. Good mix of foreign cars also.
We have about 5 Ferraris, 2 Lamborghinis, 2 Rolls Royces and a smattering of Porsches and so on.
We have lots of expensive homes but for some reason most of the people with money are scared to spend money on expensive cars. It is weird.
What state do you live in? Growing up in Arkansas I learned that most wealthy people got that way by being cheap bastards. Like my daddy.
ReplyDeleteWe've got close to 700 doctors in a county of about 40,000 people. I swear every doctor's wife in this town drives a Denali. 40 years ago there were no Catholics here, now we have the largest Catholic church in the state. Losta extended Denalis.
ReplyDeletePocket Rocket would have to do a major douche at 44 years old. Can you Imagine? I bet that pussy hasnt been tampered with in years......
ReplyDeleteBTW If I ever had a threesome, it would def. not be with any1 over 30. I prefer brunettes as well.
Anonymous, any1 who wants Pocket Rockets snatch better back back. back back. gimme 50 feet
I am in the not so great state of Michigan.
ReplyDeleteThey are not that cheap.
They prefer to buy quads, boats, snowmobiles and houses up north and a heavy chunk of money goes to the bars.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteDamn we have about 400+ doctors for about 250,000 people.
The preferred choice of physician's wives are Tahoes for the white ones and the indian and arab drive Toyota Siennas, Land Cruiser/LX470s, Camry's etc.
I understand what you are saying.
ReplyDeleteNot to be crass or crude but Mexican pussy I swear is warmer than other races.
Every Mexican girl I have been with it has been the same.
It must be why they have so many kids.
Here it's $12,000 shotguns and high dollar bass boats. My dad has a net worth of around 4 million and sits around talking about how he's a dirt poor hillbilly and complaining when gas goes up a penny a gallon.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have any Arabs or Indians that I know of here. There were a bunch in Little Rock and they drove the same stuff you're talking about. We're pretty lily fucking white around here. 54% of the people in this county are over 45. You can get the best geriatric care in the US at Baxter Regional Medical Center. Doctor's office waiting rooms are centers of social activity.
ReplyDeleteThere is a guy down the road from me that lives in a crap shack of a home. He is old as all hell.
ReplyDeleteHe has a big barn off to the side of his house.
Inside he has 3 or 4 mint condition Dusenbergs. Worth millions.
I learned a long time ago that you never know who has money when they walk through the door.
True. I've had guys pull a wad of bills out of nasty overall pockets and pay train ridin' cash dollars for $50,000 SUVs for their fat ugly wives.
ReplyDeleteMy great uncle and my grandaddy started the first electric company here back in 1920 and sold out to REA (Rural Electric Arkansas) in 1932. Uncle Wyatt was an electrical engineer. They put the money in a trust fund and never spent any of it. All the family get monthly checks for 5K once we turn 55. My dad's never spent a fucking dime of his, either. But we're just poor hillbilly dirt farmers.
ReplyDeleteA lot of older guy here in town bought properties on the water up north and the prices shot through the roof over the years.
ReplyDeleteFarm land went through the roof over the years with all the subdivisions being built.
My dad bought 104 acres, a house, a barn and 13 head of cattle for $4800 back in 1957, before this became a retirement community. He's one of like 3 oldtimers still in the cattle business. I'm not sure he knows what it's worth now. Half acre lots here go for $20,000 and up. My sister and I inherited 150 acres and a house from my grandmother, jointly. I want to sell out, but she doesn't and she has control.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Asian women share the warmth thing with Hispanic women.
ReplyDeleteRaw farm land here goes for about $8-10,000 an acre before you put in water and sewer.
ReplyDeleteA commercial corner lot on a main road is about a million dollars.
About the same here for raw farm land. In 1977 a friend of mine's dad sold a quarter acre in town to Mickey D's for 80k. He paid 100 bucks an acre for it in 1950.
ReplyDeletewtf is CBT babbling on about? Im confused lmfao
ReplyDeleteAnonymous and I are talking about land values, MTQT. I'd rather talk about your probably warm pinoche, though.
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