Saturday, October 17, 2009

This guy might have a drinking problem

Drunk In Store from Tommy Reckless on Vimeo.


Thanks to the person who sent this. This is funny. Poor guy is this drunk on a Tuesday morning? Not a good sign at all. Plus, how do you suppose he got to the store? You know the guy couldn't have driven.

I know, this is four posts in a row with videos. I realize that.

252 comments:

  1. I would love to know what his BAC was.

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  2. Yeah, that would be fun to find out what it was.

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  3. I added something into the post. I really am curious as to how he made it into the store.

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  4. just another day in the life of dirtygirl.

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  5. hahaha I saw this on Break.com and I was going to send it to you. Funny shit, Ive been showing my boyfriends friends...

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  6. I have ALOT of funny videos saved on my youtube, but everytime I posted one on my blog Pocket Rocket started talking shit about how boring my blog was bc it was full of videos. I just put funny clips from some of my fav. movies, or funny shit I find online...

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  7. Neglected Pitbulls-

    I know you are reading this.
    Spurs thinks there are a few of you commenting under this name. Well,

    #1-We spend more money a month feeding/grooming our dogs than you probably do on yourself- I know one of them is either RQ or BitchHog(which are the same person)

    #2-I feed my dogs in the morning so I usually have shorts and a tank on, sorry no Nude Dog Feedings here. My neighbor on the other hand walks around "Zulu" titty all day with her nipples lookin like torpedos(meaning braless)

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  8. Miss Texas,

    Any chance of getting some shorts and tank top photos? :)

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  9. Our mistress' titties are very nice. Now that we said that, can we have extra Bil-jac?

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  10. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 17, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    wurrs dat my-ammy gay-non at?

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  11. I bet he's in Miami, Cadimino.

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  12. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 17, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    foney cbt, yer still eye-live? dem biker boys aint gotcha yet?

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  13. *Miss Texas*:

    Well, it appears this blog is full of videos now too.

    I do have to say that RQ and Bitchhog are two different people.

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  14. Cadimino:

    Yes, it appears the real CBT wasn't visited by the "Biker Boys" last night.

    Hey CBT, did you end up setting up a perimeter around your place?

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  15. Spurs: I blew that off. I called my cousin in ATL. He sais to tell those "biker" guys ADIOS. He wouldn't tell me what he meant by it, but he said to type it out in all caps and if those guys were really Angels they'd know what it meant.

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  16. That's awesome. I hope 81 Club reads that man. What do you have going on this weekend bud?

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  17. I'm not doing shit. My girl came down Thursday, so I was out late that night. I fed some calves I'm fattening up to sell and took my folks to the Rotary Club Pancake Breakfast this morning and just got up from a nap. I think the Hogs are supposed to get the shit kicked out of them today. I may go into town here in a minute and go have beer or two and watch the last half at a biker bar.

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  18. Damn. The Hogs only got beat by 3 points. Amazing.

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  19. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_boy_in_balloon

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  20. Monday, 3pm EST.
    If I win I want to see Dirty Girl and Miss Texas in bikinis.

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  21. Thanks for the link anonymous. So there are going to be charges filed. That's good.

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  22. I don't think you'll see DG and *Miss Texas* in bikinis bud.

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  23. Come on Spurs, you can make anything happen.
    You are like magic when you wear your Sugar Pants. lol

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  24. I am like magic. Thank you for finally recognizing that.

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  25. I believe in you.
    You already have Miss Texas damn near there already in her little shorts lying on the couch.

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  26. Thanks for believing in me. I believe in myself too. I know my parents do. So does my grandma.

    Glad to see someone in another state does as well.

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  27. Spurs is an e-pimp.

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  28. Yeah, that's what I am. So knowing that, are you going to send in a pic of you in a bikini? I'm quite sure that will happen. One more thing, where's my money?

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  29. You are not my e-pimp.

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  30. I wouldn't want you in my stable. All I would get are complaints. That's the last thing I need.

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  31. Please. And besides, the fun of making fun of him has been taken away in a sense, being that he's not the one making the comments as "nik."

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  32. The stable comment sounds like you are copying off of Nik which is very weak.

    I decided.

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  33. Oh yeah? I don't remember them using the "stable" comment. My bad.

    Copying is for the gays.

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  34. I agree. Completely FORGY.

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  35. Cool we agree on something. By the way, I think you are a 6.2356792.

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  36. whurr's thet guldurnded gran'son o' mine? he alluss disapurrs when it commes tyme fer him to spread the poltice 'pon my hemerroads.

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  37. I dont not take pics upon request, I just take pics when im bored or when I go places and send them to Kasey. There will be no bets involving DG and myself unless we are the ones betting.

    P.S. you did kinda sound like Nik hahaha

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  38. Chiggers: One of her pitbullsOctober 18, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    my diet yesterday:
    1.5 french fries
    one empty container of ranch sauce (surprised she doesn't lick those clean herself)
    two lettuce pieces from a baconator (I could taste the bacon - yummy!)
    one morsel of my cell mates poop.

    Her furniture looks like it comes from some white trash Laura Ashely knock off. Did you see the floral print above it. How fucking ghastly can you get? I do not even think Walmart sells shit like that.

    BTW, when we do get dog food, it is usally old roy brand.

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  39. naw yous just lissen hawr you spoiled little pooper pitbull. eyes maker my dog food with left over rats I use in my cassrolls. Eyes shoota them der rats all by myself the way der Indians used to do back in the olden days.

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  40. Hey you dumb fucks! Go find something more useful with your time then trying to talk shit about my pitbulls. Its lame and not funny.

    BTW the wonderful decor was in my grandmas house so I would appreciate it if you would shut up about the Laura Ashley bullshit.

    Have an awesome Sunday! :)

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  41. I've managed to get my cage open and I am going to make a run for it, provided I don't pass out from the Rocket farts.

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  42. Spurs,

    this moron is killing your site and driving your regular commenters away just like I said he would.
    It really must be Nik or Drew.

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  43. The Fake CBT and Cadiminio don't bother me, but this site is kinda turning into larrythecableguy.com on steriods. Seriously, if I want to hear shit like them, I'll go down to the Flashmart at Midway and drink coffee with the real thing.

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  44. ..... (chime) from the Lake...



    - chef -

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  45. *Miss Texas*:

    And I appreciate you sending the pics. I don't sound like Hollywood, thank you very much.

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  46. Chiggers:

    Now a specific pitbull is writing in?

    Amazing.

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  47. CHEF:

    At the lake this weekend, huh? I was wondering what happened to you. Hope you are having fun.

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  48. Avery:

    You still haven't escaped yet?

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  49. I am making my break tonight. Hannah Lecter is going out seeking a new victim tonight. Soon I will be free. Anyone need a parrot?

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  50. If you break your beak, won't you die? Who wants a dead parrot?

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  51. I'm free! My beak is intact and I'm free from psychosis and haute cuisuine farts. I'm at the library now, my next step is a greyhound bus to New Jersey.

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  52. Why are you going out to New Jersey? You know Drew is going to get ahold of you and bang you if you go out there. Then he's going to do a post saying he's in love with you. And take pictures of you in his bed.

    Is that really what you want?

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  53. Avery must have put up an ad on craigslist.

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  54. Probably did. Maybe Drew will have Avery sell phones. Won't be long before Avery starts saying, "Scam, scam, scam."

    Hey DG, looks more and more like the Heene's are screwed.

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  55. They are probably going to be fined thousands of dollars but will never pay it because I don't think they have much money. The cops even recommended Yoko Ono move to a safehouse because they think Richard is abusive but she said no.

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  56. Yoko Ono?

    That's funny. I think the kids will be taken away from the parents, actually.

    And sadly, I found out the two met at a Hollywood acting school. So she didn't come over on a boat, and he didn't buy her.

    I would have reported he bought her though, just to sensationalize things. Like a good reporter does.

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  57. I still think he bought her and that is just another lie. Her english is terrible. Why would she come from where ever she is from and join acting school? That doesn't make sense.

    They will investigate but I don't think the kids will be taken away. They are a weird family but I don't think they have enough evidence to take them away and as weird as they are I'm sure they are still better parents than alot of other parents out there.

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  58. Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well (her English). Like what role on earth would she ever get? Are they planning on making a Full Metal Jacket re-make?

    And you are more than likely right. The kids won't be taken away.

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  59. Here is the preview of the show he was trying to advertise. If he wasn't so crazy he might of had a shot. I kind of would like to see someone drive a motorcycle into a tornado, especially him. And the plane in eye of a hurricane is kind of cool too. His narration in this is horrible though.

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1655841467

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  60. Hey, that was actually somewhat cool. I too would like to see him drive a motorcycle into a tornado.

    You know something DG? I think you should find a man like Richard. I think you two would get along great.

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  61. Richard would never be able to handle a girl like me. I cannot be controlled like Yoko. And for some reason I think the cops would be telling him he should be moving to a safehouse because I can guarantee I would be beating him.

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  62. Yeah, I know. I was just giving you a hard time. You are right about the cops telling him he should move to a safehouse.

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  63. I really think you should buy yourself a wife. Try russianbrides.com.

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  64. I think I might do that. Let me go check it out.

    Here's a better idea:

    I should sell myself to a woman who wants a husband. How much would you pay DG?

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  65. You mean you want me to pay you to trap myself for life?

    I'm already hyperventilating at the thought.

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  66. No, that's called suffocation.

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  67. No, that will happen if you smart off to me. Then you'd find yourself with a new pair of shoes.

    Cement shoes. And a date with the bottom of the ocean.

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  68. But in this situation I would be paying you. Therefore, you would be my slave or in better terms my bitch.

    My bitch would be required to always do what I say and when I say it or I will beat you and you would end up crying yourself to sleep in a fetal position every night. (Kind of like now but with lots of bruises.)

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  69. That's pretty good. Sadly, you'd wake up one day and I would be gone and I would have taken all your belongings:

    second hand goods, broken dreams, etc. etc.

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  70. Well, you can have all my second hand goods and broken dreams. Actually, I will send them to you now for free without even buying you.

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  71. That sounds good. But what will you be left with? Other than a shitty attitude? That's not going to get you anywhere.

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  72. First of all his wife is not like Yoko Ono at all.
    Yoko was the boss, she controlled everything, still does.

    Secondly, I was the winning bidder for DirtyGirl so a man like Richard is out of the question:)

    His show was not half bad actually, it is too bad he is crazy.

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  73. Winning bidder? You don't win anything in that transaction. Unless you consider headaches a prize.

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  74. I am keeping all of my dreams that have not been broken......yet. And my attitude is quite amazing I have to admit.

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  75. Yeah, your attitude is somewhat cool, even I admit that.

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  76. Real men would never call me a 'headache'. Only the one's that are weak and cannot handle me which are most but that is besides the point.

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  77. Give me a break. You wouldn't even present me with a challenge. I was referring to others, not me. You couldn't keep up with me, you aren't quick enough.

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  78. I really don't know what Yoko Ono is like other than she resembles Mother Heene.

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  79. I've always presented you with a challenge. And I am quicker than you. You know it and I know it but if you would like, you can keep convincing yourself otherwise. It's ok, I understand.

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  80. Quicker than me? Who or what ever gave you that idea?

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  81. Maybe you guys belong together.
    You fight like a couple. lol

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  82. I just already know. That is how quick I am.



    Now catch up and you will see, too.

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  83. I'd need a fucking rocket that would break the speed of light to get to the delusional state you find yourself in DG.

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  84. No, delusional is the state you must be in now if you cannot see reality. Tell Richard and Drew I said hello while you are there.

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  85. Are you giving up? You must have completely run out of comebacks if this is all you got.

    Weak. Slow. Just I said all along.

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  86. *Just AS I said all along.*

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  87. That was terrible, what can I say? So was that one. It took you three minutes to come up with that shitty reply?

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  88. Good job correcting yourself. Didn't help though, still sucked.

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  89. I hate when I notice a spelling/grammar error after I press post comment and it's still loading but it's too late to fix.

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  90. DG,

    It seems like your boy's days on Desperate Housewivesare not long for this world.

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  91. No DG, what you should be upset about is that two comebacks in a row sucked ass.

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  92. I multitask spurs. I do other things on the internet at the same time while I bullshit on here with you, you know.

    That is how quick I am.

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  93. Just don't ever give up, huh? Always placing blame elsewhere too. Just blame your brain. It's slow and weak compared to mine. It's no big deal, just deal with it.

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  94. What...are you amazed at your speed of light comment? Is this the moment you have been waiting for? Are you living in the moment of a comment you thought was funny and you think I am not giving you the credit you deserve?

    Well I'm still not going to.

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  95. We've already established the fact that I'm quicker than you. Why would I want a compliment from you? I don't care what retreads think.

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  96. How am I placing blame? I really do flip to different pages as I comment on here.

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  97. I don't doubt you do. But you could be sitting on this page with a magnifying glass, and that's not going to help out anything. Just face the facts:

    Compared to me, you are slow and weak. No big deal.

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  98. I really don't think you being quicker has ever been established. And I'm sure that it never will be either.

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  99. Compared to you, I live in the real world and you live in Drew's.

    That is a fact.

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  100. DG:

    That sucked again. There's some reality for you.

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  101. I will admit...that really made me laugh.

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  102. Thanks. You're all right DG. Yes, that's a compliment. Now savor it.

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  103. I am more than alright, I'm fucking amazing.


    But I'll accept your WEAK compliment and savor it too.

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  104. I'm happy that you are happy for me. Now don't go falling in love with me or anything. I don't want to have to break your heart, too.

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  105. You'd be the one left in shambles, not me.

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  106. That would be completely impossible because I have no heart.

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  107. MT
    I can assure that I am not "neglected pitbulls." I am also not RQ, although I do find that flattering.
    I see that you have missed me. Wish I could say it was mutual, but I am not a big liar.

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  108. This thing has to be fake..

    BH: Calling you RQ is flattering? blech

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  109. I thought it might be fake too, but that's pretty good "drunk" acting.

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  110. Wop, you know you miss RQ.

    We all do.

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  111. I miss her. She still comes around and makes comments sometimes though.

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  112. Also bitchhog, you should check your e-mail sometime.

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  113. Spurs, thanks. You ARE beautiful.

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  114. Bitchhog! I have missed both you and RQ. It's not the same without either of you.

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  115. Bitchhog:

    I am beautiful, thank you. Just a question out of concern here:

    You aren't drunk are you? I do appreciate the compliment though.

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  116. Also, it really isn't the same without RQ here. I get tired of continously beating Dirtygirl. I need some better competition. If anyone knows of a 4 year old who is bored, tell them about the site. Her or she would present me with a bigger challenge.

    Thanks.

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  117. Francis:

    What's up man? I was wondering what happened to you.

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  118. Bitchhog:

    I was wondering where the beautiful line came from. Well, at least you are a thoughtful drunk.

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  119. Vegas happened to me Spurs....it was no good all weekend. I feel like hell today and even worse, I dropped a grand in the process. I'm getting too old for Vegas

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  120. You called yourself beautiful, mister. check your email...

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  121. Beating me? Not even close. I see you are just as delusional today as you were yesterday.

    Hey Francis! How was Vegas? I showed up and knocked on your friends door and had a really good time. They told me to tell you thank you.

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  122. Francis:

    That sucks man. Did you have fun though? Overall?

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  123. DG,
    They said you were quite the "dirtygirl", I should have had one of those what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas moments with you. How was your weekend?

    Spurs,
    I had a great time......minus the loss of cash, but that's pretty much expected I guess. Drank way too much, paid too many strippers, etc. Good times.....

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  124. Francis:

    You see? DG went and hung out with your friends and "entertained" them.

    So between the 5 of them, they dropped $300. Total. Sure that's not a $1,000, but hey, they wasted their money too.

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  125. Still delusional.....lay off the crack for once Spurs.

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  126. You are right. That was delusional of me. They probably spent $100. Max. I mean, $20 a pop sounds about right. I must have been thinking of someone else.

    Damn crack.

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  127. No Spurs. I'm saving myself for Francis.

    But I'm thinking you would be a great candidate for Intervention. I am going to submit your information for you.

    Your welcome.

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  128. Terrible.

    Why don't you just give up?

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  129. Also, it's YOU'RE welcome. Just wanted to correct you. I know it kills you to make mistakes. It really must hurt for me to correct them.

    NEXT.

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  130. Hey, Richard Heene submitted himself to a site called realitywanted.com. It's a site that anyone can put themselves on if they want to be in a reality show.

    I am going to submit your video and see what happens. You may be the next big thing.

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  131. Hey DG,

    Why don't you shoot RQ an e-mail begging her to come back? Maybe you two can join forces and present me with a decent challenge. Of course, I'll wreck her all over again.

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  132. I probably will be. Thanks for thinking of me that way DG. Compliments inspire me, even if they come from a hack.

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  133. I did that on purpose, spurs. I wanted to make you feel like you actually accomplished something for once in your life.

    YOU'RE welcome....once again.

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  134. You have never wrecked her in the past. You are turning into Drew.

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  135. You again? Please.

    You'RE right though, her "family" writing in did that.

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  136. Also, that's like the fifth time you've compared me to Drew in one of your insults. Please try to come up with something different.

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  137. Why don't you start posting some real posts and become entertaining yourself instead of depending on me to beg people back.

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  138. Why don't you try posting something entertaining dipshit? You can bask in the glory of that Drew post (understandable though) all you want, but why do you have to rely on me to entertain you?

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  139. It's not an insult, Spurs. You are being delusional just like him. I cannot help that you keep doing that.

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  140. Boy, that was a good one. I'm so upset now. You got me.

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  141. This is not dirtygirl.com. It is SPURSFANSAYS.COM. That means YOU are responsible for saying shit on here entertaining. Not me.

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  142. That's a good point. I give you that one. But you and I are a "team" (me picking up your slack), so we each should take responsibility.

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  143. Apparently there are 1420 single blacks and 1420 gays in my area.....a little strange there is the exact same amount.

    I always wanted to sleep with a black woman, problem was they never wanted to sleep with me.

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  144. How many posts have there been? 266 or something? My post was better than all of them.

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  145. Francis:

    You need to hook up with a black woman man. You really do.

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  146. Francis: 1420 black and 1420 gays? I'm assuming you must have met MP then.

    Spurs: Just because you gave me the magic posting ability does not make us a team.

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  147. DG:

    Are you fucking serious? There's no way you can be.

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  148. I wouldn't want you on my team anyway DG. I'd rather have the Bad News Bears that anything you'd offer.

    So take that.

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  149. Serious about what?

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  150. About your post being better than all of mine. Amazing your shit brain told you that.

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  151. Fuck you spurs. You annoy me today. Go entertain yourself by switching back to your youporn page.

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  152. Did I hurt your feelings? Seems like someone is being sensitive today. Also, I don't know what "youporn" is. If you need the names of some good porn sites, let me know. I'll steer you in the right direction, you big baby.

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  153. Spurs......I tried, but no luck over the years. And I wasn't going the hooker route to do so. I can't sleep with one now though, got married. The only one I cheat with is DG.

    DG,
    Why don't you think black women like me? Am I too white? Maybe I need to go gangsta like MP

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  154. Francis:

    Well, that sucks. I know you are married now man. Oh well, it wasn't mean to be. Just put a black bag over DG's face (you'll need to anyway), and then you can pretend you are with a black woman.

    Just trying to think of something here for you bud.

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  155. Yes, Francis. I don't think you are gangsta enough. First, you need to shop at Fashion Square like MP and buy some brand called OG. Then you have to be like spurs and listen to some unknown white rappers to make you sound hood. Finally, you have to stick a sock in your pants (like spurs) to make it looki like you packing because white guys have a bad reputation. Now I know for a fact that this isn't always true but black women do not know this yet.

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  156. Youporn and redtube are free porn sites. Are you one of the few people that still actually pay for it?

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  157. That's exactly my game plan too DG. How did you know?

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  158. Pay for it? That's for suckers. No, I don't really care for the porn you are referring to because they are full of porn sluts. I prefer to look at the amateur porn, before they become all used and chewed up.

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  159. You don't need that game plan spurs. They just look at you with pity and do it because they already know that women of any other race would not touch that.

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  160. Also, I really was going to put (like you) after the "used and chewed up", but I know you are being really sensitive today, so I didn't do that.

    YOU'RE welcome.

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  161. youporn is mostly amateur porn. But do you actually believe them when the title reads 'First Time'?

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  162. DG:

    Yeah, that's it. It's all out of pity. Why do guys hook up with you? (besides the alcohol?)

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  163. No dummy, I don't believe the "first time" crap. What I'm referring to is the fake boob porn skanks, you know?

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  164. I don't hook up with just any guy. I am not a pity fuck whore like you.

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  165. Coming from a bar slut, that insult doesn't mean anything to me.

    Sorry.

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  166. No, I don't know. I am not a porn expert.

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  167. Ok...Now I'm a bar slut because of the 2 times I've been to a bar in a few months. I guess that makes you a better person than me because you stay in every night to watch amateur porn while I've gone out and talked to REAL people.

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  168. You shouldn't ever use the term "REAL" when you are referring to these people you meet at these swap meets. The people are so fake there. Haven't you figured that out yet?

    Damn, you are slow.

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  169. I don't make a habit of hanging out a bars, Spurs. When I do go, it is with friends. The few people that I do talk to I usually lie about everything because I am already aware of how fake everything is at a bar.

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  170. I didn't know I was playing a game. So what exactly do I have to win or lose here?

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  171. I know that. I'm just giving you a hard time. Hey keyboard warrior, is there an equivalent of an internet white flag?

    If there is, you should wave it.

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  172. I'd say your dignity, but you lost that long ago.

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  173. Fuck you and the white flag. You can take the white flag and shove it up your ass. That is if there is still room since your head is already so far up there already.

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  174. Somebody is pissed. You know how on this post alone you've referred to me as Drew a few times? You remind me of him, being that you've taken an absolute BEATING on here.

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  175. Whatever make you feel better about yourself.

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  176. Fuck you and your sad reality.

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  177. You still haven't found that white flag, huh? But I guess that line you just wrote was pretty much the same as one.

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  178. There will be no white flag with me. If you want to continue to keep talking out your ass feel free to do so. After all this is spurs fan says, right? So say whatever the fuck you want to. But just so you know, you will be only talking to yourself.

    Have fun.

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  179. Well, actually, I was going to say that I need to get going. But I wanted to see how you'd respond.

    Hey, if anything happened here today, it's me having the feeling of being a Native American.

    Because I scalped your sorry ass on this post.

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  180. Yes...that makes you so cool.

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  181. It does. I'm glad you recognize that.

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  182. Black pussy rocks.

    DG and Spurs: This has all the earmarks of a budding relationship, destined to become a bad marriage, followed by a nasty "War of the Roses" divorce.

    Francis: I never lose money in Vegas because I don't gamble, I do spend a bunch because I like strippers.

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  183. Cowboy:

    Are you threatening our lives? Are you an Outlaw? Are you even sure you are in an Outlaw State?
    You should be careful throwing things around like that, when you have no business doing so

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  184. I make no threats. I have no affiliation with any organization beyond my Sunday school class. Who are the Outlaws? I don't even know what my cousin meant by that.

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  185. The Outlaws? I assume you mean the 70's Southern Rock group out of Florida that opened for Skynyrd? Green Grass and High Tides Forever, dude.

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