Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Man marries video game character



The story above is true. This took place just this past Sunday. I was going to write some things about the guy and how sad it is, but I came across this video below, this guy sums it up best. I just wish he knew who Pelican was, that way he cold have somehow tied an insult in with his video:


116 comments:

  1. My computer here at work blocks videos, but I imagine this refers to the Anonymous who sent in the Internet rules.

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  2. Well, it's about some dude in Japan who married (he actually had a ceremony and everything) a video game character.

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  3. You really are thinking about what she smells like, aren't you?

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  4. You guys (Streets included) have some pretty creative minds.

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  5. Yes, desperation, buttermilk and pungent fermenting banana.

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  6. Stale white zin... I have never smelled that before. RQ is very innovative.

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  7. Wop: My email is on the last post

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  8. Moth balls, stale white zin, charlie, desperation and unwashed vagina, probably Desenex and Vagisil, too.

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  9. This post certainly exemplifies rule #25.

    Avery must be out pimping the khakis today.

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  10. "SPURS FAN said...

    Well, it's about some dude in Japan who married (he actually had a ceremony and everything) a video game character."

    The Japanese are some fucked up people. Good cars, though.

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  11. Yes, they do come up with some well built cars CBT.

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  12. whats up with this here site man

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  13. CBT&Spurs: lets b honest of the asian race, the japanese make not only the best cars...but women. They do not have the stereotypical "pancake ass", and they have a tan not pale skin tone.

    Just sayin IMO

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  14. I dated a girl I met in Newport News, Va that was half Cambodian and half Vietnamese. She had an ass and had golden skin, naturally hairless. I found out she'd shot her 1st husband in the balls, so I hauled ass.

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  15. Wopness:

    What do you mean? The comments? Yeah, it's still screwing up.

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  16. Hey Wopness, did you see the jury can't reach a verdict on the Gotti Jr. trial?

    Awesome.

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  17. Spurs: Marady was a girlfriend, the last one, not a sugar baby. She was 35, looked 25. I met her while I was working the "Event Sale" circuit. She was the title clerk at a dealership in Carrollton.

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  18. Good for Marady.

    And yes, I hope this problem is repaired soon.

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  19. Marady? Are you sure it wasn't M'lady and she just couldn't pronounce the L properly?

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  20. Marady spent her childhood in the Khmer Rouge's reeducation camps. She told me that twice that she could remember her family was waiting in line to be shot and the KR ran out of anmmo before their turn came.

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  21. No Elfie. Don't even compare that sasquatch thing in the Northwest to Marady. I would have married Marady, except my divorce wasn't final before I discovered her level of fuckedupness.

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  22. "Elfie said...

    Marady? Are you sure it wasn't M'lady and she just couldn't pronounce the L properly?"

    Oh god he thought of the asian accent saying that.. fucking classic

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  23. cbt or *jenn* keep setting off the lose belly fat ads.

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  24. CBT~ I wasn't comparing her to RQ... god no, what an insult.

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  25. Spurs: I saw that about John Jr., again! lol

    Do you know what always annoyed me? When people would think that that show "growing up Gotti" was his wife and kids... I dont know why it did, but every person that thought that annoyed the shit outta me.

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  26. RQ looked "rode hard and put up wet" in that last video. Nice bowling ball, though.

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  27. wal-mart is the castle greyskull of america and sam walton is he-man.

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  28. Wop, what's the difference between hillbilly and guinea, on a level of inappropriate?

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  29. That's a great ananlogy anonymous.

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  30. wheres rq? i want her to bitch people out. its always a good read when she does that.

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  31. I'm drowning in sorrow after listing to Slipknots "snuff" fifty times in a row.

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  32. listening...sorry my tears flood me eyes.

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  33. oh wow...sorry to hear that rq. maybe a little bit of turkducken may help? or maybe some of cbts cum filled goat that he offered in the past? strange how animals are his lovers one day only to be his dinner the next.

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  34. I was asleep for awhile, dreaming of dead friends and enemies.

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  35. dreaming of chinese dick in your mouth for turkey day?

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  36. how many dicks did you suck during the war of 1812? cockbreath, fucking piece of shit, dog fucking jew bastard.

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  37. Rule # 48. Anonymous is always a douche. Thanks to the Pelican.

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  38. fuck you and that inbred moron fag. rule #49.

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  39. Have a good Thanksgiving, Aonymous the Douche.

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  40. *strange how animals are his lovers only to be his dinner the next*

    That is strange indeed, anon. I guess that makes CBT a hillbilly version of the black widow, and he is sure good at spinning tales.

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  41. rocket queen, happy thanksgiving to you. i know its a little early but i may not be online around t-day. so im wishing in advance.

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  42. yes...happy thanksgiving even to cbt. but you can fuck yourself for christmas.

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  43. I am going to be hitting the road to AZ, Anon, so I won't be around until Monday or so.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

    I hope Denny's makes good turkey.

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  44. have a safe trip rq. and stay away from the dennys on 7th st and camelback. and the one one scttsdale rd and osborne....well, the one at the scottsdale pavilions might be alright.

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  45. i think the marie callendars might be open. they have great turkey dinners.

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  46. for t-day i will be enjoying brandy with a nice cohiba and some ps3.

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  47. RQ, you are a farm animal, but have as good a Thanksgiving as you can, be safe on the road.

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  48. I love Marie Callendars Frozen Pot Pies...I'll go there if I can find one in Cali.

    Sunday I'm going to Sweet Tomatoes! yay!!!
    nighty night

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  49. ok, well, I'm still looking for someone to adopt me for xmas, so maybe we can hookup and play some grand theft auto. Action so real, you'll need an attorney!

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  50. Always trying to weasel up to me, CBT.

    You have a happy thanksgiving, too, you old cooter.

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  51. I've got three days of family to endure.

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  52. oh god, the smell is going to be horrific, cbt.

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  53. Queenie, you big footed old heifer, I'll always have a soft spot for you.

    Stay the fuck outta Denny's. That shit is poison.

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  54. but, look at the bright side, you can sneak upstairs to tap your mom's jewelry box and get enough gas money to head out to the big city of Little Rock for the weekend.

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  55. I'M A GIRAFFE A BIG OLD GIRAFFE WHERE IS THE PERSON THAT NAMED ME GIRAFFE THAT'S ALL I AM A GIRAFFE.

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  56. My family's ok. Attorneys, accountants, honor students and lesbian physical therapists.

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  57. i ate at denny's after the KISS show and it was not edible, I had to leave.

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  58. you must feel like a tremendous underachiever, CBT.

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  59. I've never eaten at a Denny's or Waffle House sober.

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  60. i think theres a marie callendars in paradise valley.

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  61. paradise valley gets a little shitty on the fringes

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  62. towards where tatum runs into the mall...around that area.

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  63. Naw. I've made a lot of money in my life and been smart enough to buy some non liquid assets so I couldn't blow it all on women and whiskey.

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  64. CBT, I'd like to come over to your house, get drunk, and just run your ass down with a bushhog.

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  65. or maybe the new place that took over mary ellens at the phoenician?

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  66. why thank you for the invitation anon, I accept.

    btw, are you the anon that saw me last month in Scottsdale?

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  67. "Rocket Queen said...

    CBT, I'd like to come over to your house, get drunk, and just run your ass down with a bushhog."

    Careful Queenie, here in the Ozarks, that's a marriage proposal.

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  68. i did not see you in scottsdale last month. wrong anon.

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  69. RQ, my dad's Skipperkee died unexpectedly last night. I've spent the last couple of months trying to get the old man undepressed. He was crazy about that dog. Dad buried Skip this morning and went to bed.

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  70. I kind of like the way those dogs look.

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  71. It's actually spelled schipperke anonymous.

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  72. oh...basically a pomeranian?

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  73. Kind of looks like one, but bigger.

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  74. interesting...i might have to get one then.

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  75. looks like dj figured out spell check? that or maybe he got a brain transplant.

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  76. This looks scary and realistic as to what my life may pan out to be if I keep playing video games in my spare time. I am okay with this fact

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  77. Yes, when I am not at work or spending all of that time driving to work I play video games. I am kind of a nerd. haha

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  78. You know, I haven't owned a video game system since the Nintendo (not really into them), but that new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 makes me want to go out and buy an XBOX.

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  79. cod:mw2 is the pickles!

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  80. i dont have it....yet.

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  81. I watched some preview for it on youtube. When the two dudes get on the snowmobiles, that just looks so cool.

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  82. i saw the airport stage gameplay on youtube. awesome shit.

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  83. I really don't know what I'd buy: the XBOX or the PS3.

    I think I'd go with the XBOX.

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  84. I haven't seen the airport stage part yet.

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  85. good luck with the red ring of death on the xbox.

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  86. Funny out of all of the video games I have played - still play , and miss original nitendo was my favorite. I had at least 30 games, but left them in NC at a friends house before I moved back to WA. I Was so sad, and my original Sega, I loved that thing!!. ( totally beat all of the levels on all three marios )

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  87. I miss Tecmo Bowl on the Nintendo. You could give the ball to Bo Jackson and run through 11 people.

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  88. the red ring of death is basically the death of your xbox. ps3 is the way to go....trust me.

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  89. Anonymous:

    I checked out the airport part. Unreal. I read on some reviews that some of the missions were messed up, I could see what the review meant.

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  90. Never played, Nitendo was released in 87 I do believe, and I was born 88, so by the time I got my skills ( of course age 3 ) It was old news, so I have always been the kids playing the old game,I usually just focused on Mario and Duck Hunt, sometimes ventured into karate kid. haha

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  91. Oh yeah? Can you get the COD on the PS3? I thought it was just for XBOX.

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  92. killzone is the ps3's answer to halo. fuck xbox.

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  93. <--- Likes halo. I loved nitendo 64, the snowboarding game. Forget its name, 0h rhymed. Spurs, why aren't you asleep ?

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  94. Nice rhyme. Because I feel asleep earlier tonight, and now I can't sleep. Same story, different day.

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  95. I didn't sleep until five last night, woke up early for work and sick because there was a cat involved and I am allergic, so I had a puffy eye all day. lol. And now I am exhausted but I can't fall asleep even though I need to be up soon ( I am sure you know the feeling lol). Yes XBox, I would say most of my video gaming recently is online though if that still counts.

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  96. Yes, I know the feeling. The online game play is what would be pretty cool to me (rhymed).

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  97. I used to play allot of counter strike online haha but not so much now. Its been dumb games, I think the level of dumb I play eliminates the stress of my day sometimes. I get so infatuated with something so ridiculous and I laugh afterwards.

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  98. as long as you dont marry your ps3 like that guy posted did. im out. good night...or morning.

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  99. Bye Bye, I might have too, for some reason I haven't found anyone my own ... species.

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  100. Schipperkes are smart little dogs, but apparently prone to kidney disease. Too, yappy for me though. My dogs are a German Shepard/??? mix and a black Lab/Chow mix. The smaller one is 80 pounds.

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