Here's Elfie's ad:
I want a guy...
...who smells like the Abercrombie store and looks like the guys on the Billboards. I have found few men in Tucson who are good looking, please prove to me that some do in fact exist.
This is the guy's (pictured above-who reminds me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo) response:
Here's me. How old do I look? Where's you? I have lots more pics but not sure how many I can send at once.
Here's Elfie's response:
How old do you look? Do you want my honest answer or the one your mom would give you? OLD! and flabby but the dog is cute.
What a joke. I'm thinking the guy probably didn't care for Elfie's response. The pics people take posing in the mirror are so played out, by the way.
Here's another pic of a guy who responded to Elfie. The response was boring, and I wasn't going to post his pic, but he kind of reminds me of Wopness. For those who never saw Wopness, he looks like this guy. But sloppier and more rotund.
So I should have asked this guy if he took a picture of his dog with him to the barber and asked for the Golden Retreiver? He looks like his dog, which for a person is not a good look.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I guess the saying is true, that man and pet look alike.
ReplyDeleteYep Streets, I learned "i after e except after c" back in first grade.
ReplyDeleteI think the dog is cute, too. He looked like he peaked in high school.
ReplyDeleteI think Elfie should hook up the 2nd guy with cutenbored. They look like they would get along for some reason.
DG, that's pretty good. I don't think Cutenbored is ever coming back. She'd probably appreciate you trying to play matchmaker though.
ReplyDeleteWhere did cuttingboard go? She really did look like the Cathy Bates circa Misery...
ReplyDeleteStreets, I don't think she appreciated the comments after she was posted.
ReplyDeleteWe still need to get 5A back however.
Mama Mia! That was pretty good. Well, it's been awhile since I've seen your pic, but this guy reminded me of you.
ReplyDeleteHow's uncle Dom? Is he still alive? I liked him in Canonball.
Also, I'm glad I am a "good damn idiot."
ReplyDeleteI am "good", thanks Wopness.
I think she did too. But both this guy and her both look bored. This guy also looks like he uses a mascara brush to cover his gray in his mustache.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure that less attractive people do not realize they are less attractive, so it must be a tremendous shock when they hear it. Kind of like ALL the guys who sent their pictures to me. None even resembled an Abercrombie Model... maybe it's just Tucson?
ReplyDeleteThat would be great but unfortunately I tried to do some intel on 5A but she has her pictures blocked.
Someone needs to "befriend" her. I think it would be hard though.
ReplyDeleteI think I am going to post this same ad in several cities and see what type of response I get... which cities should I do?
ReplyDeleteTry wherever Drew lives.
ReplyDeleteAnd wherever CBT lives too.
ReplyDeleteElfie, after our conversation yesterday I pick guy number one. He does look like the type to live off of you and beat you and I know that is what you are looking for.
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey?! yeah... can you imagine what those people sound like when they are having sex... their accents are so obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteThey are obnoxious. You are right. But I probably don't deserve to knock accents.
ReplyDeleteOh DG! you have not seen the others! There is one more that I am certain will be a better canidate... I also have one for you as well!
ReplyDeleteTo get 5A back all we have to do is make a fake RR profile telling her that RR wants to add her to her 'special friend' list. I bet she would fall for it.
ReplyDeleteElfie Said:
ReplyDelete"None even resembled an Abercrombie Model... maybe it's just Tucson?'
Hey I look like a Barilla model, does that count?
Your accent is subtle Spurs.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe! You finally logged in.
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny in any respect. Your answers to these poor unsuspecting saps are not by any means witty.
ReplyDeleteIf people are on a forum such as this, they elect to be made fun of. However, to throw someone up on this site who has done nothing, not asked for it, and is unaware they are a pawn in the life of some boring idiotic been nowhere bitch from Tuscon is wrong.
Find other ways to elevate your self-esteem Elfie. I suggest getting a degree so you can get out of your deadend job, where you feel comfortable in your stagnation. Your whole life is fucking stagnate.
RQ, it is craigslist. Only creep men look for their soul mate there.
ReplyDeleteThe first guy looks like his name would be Randy or something. The second guy is Nik Richie in about 10/yrs.....
ReplyDeleteWell Giraffe, the good thing about throwing this up is you get to come on here and hammer her.
ReplyDelete*creepy*
ReplyDeleteRQ: honestly give it a fucking rest, NOBODY (well maybe a pathetic exception or two) gives a shit what you think. It is painfully obvious to all of us that you are a complete nut case, therefore your comments that you intend to hurt people with are without merit or consideration
ReplyDeleteShut your over-inflated restylane pumped pie hole...
ReplyDeleteEven I met that white haired trout in person, went on a date with him, but I would never in a million years put his pic on here even though it would be entertaining. That would be wrong.
ReplyDeleteI just feel Elfie's solicitation of responses from obvious losers in order to elevate herself is wrong and highly pathetic.
And it is. Anyone who disagrees can fuck off.
I like to read what RQ thinks Wopness. So I am a pathetic exception.
ReplyDeleteI think this is funny and I really don't think this has anything to do with Elfie's ego.
ReplyDeleteyeah, well, this nut has more of an education than you, i've lived all over the world, i'm highly intelligent, intuitive, and I do not glean my knowledge of the world nor offer opinions that stem from living in a fucking dustbowl called Tuscon my entire life.
ReplyDeleteperhaps you should think about that for a while Wop. It is actually your opinion that has no merit.
I think the first guy might be RQ's ex husband or something........getting way to upset about it...
ReplyDeleteThank you, spurs. As usual I am getting all riled up, so I must now conjure up some tranquility at the park, where the maple leaves are strewn in abundance across the path.
ReplyDeleteLovely, so lovely.
biyeeeeee
Jesus RQ, enough with all your University of Phoenix degrees......
ReplyDeleteYeah you didnt post his picture but you sure did talk SO MUCH crap about someone who was probably geniunely looking for a mate and had the poor judgement to ask your haggard ass out... get over yourself RQ.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Giraffe.
ReplyDeletePlease don't have Herbert sue me for getting you all riled up.
Thanks.
Hi Francis! How are you?
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteHe does look like a Randy.
I'm doing well DG, how are you today?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good. I would rather be at home right now but work will have to do for now.
ReplyDeleteby the way, I studied at the sorbonne -
ReplyDeleteSounds like Cinnabon for all you losers who have never heard of it.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm a loser.
I didn't have to travel today, so I'm kinda planning on screwing around today. Just kicking back and having me some Chicken Vindaloo for lunch.....
ReplyDeleteMaybe RQ sent an email to both of these guys and they didn't respond and is jealous of Elfie's response.
ReplyDeleteElfie, stop making a mockery of your possible future husbands.
I want some Cinnabon now. I don't even know where one is. I only see them an airports. Do you think the TSA will let me through for that?
ReplyDeleteoh by the way, Wop. I seem to remember in recent memory, that you had a crying divorced man in your office while simultaneously typing on Spurs' blog.
ReplyDeletewtf dude? retain some sense of valor and dedication, professionalism.
you are a fucking disgrace to your profession.
say what you want of me, but I have more decency and compassion than the whole lot of you. and, actually, I live my life by certain philosphies that embrace kindness.
This is an alter ego. you fucks are just uncomfortable restless and bored with your lives.
And, the reason I am alone, is because I choose to be.
What is your reason for being alone elfie? oh, that's right, nobody wants a poor bitch with two kids.
Sorry DG... I am trying to antagonize them so they will just beat me already, I do not have much time to land a good one, you know I am almost half of RQ's age.
ReplyDeleteFrancis~ this is defintely not RQ's ex... he was fat, short and balding. I mean just really disgusting looking and emotionally abusive to her as well.
Spurs: Being entertained by a nut jobs ramblings is one thing, I am referring to the fact that no one holds any stake in her opinions/outlook etc...
ReplyDeleteRQ: No I am not in anyway projecting any of myself onto you, but nice try (not really). I have corrected your deplorable and erroneous speculation of my life many times. Obviously you cared not to accept them, which is fine. However you make yourself look fatuous while continuously spouting off inaccuracies. For someone who places so much weight in her education and intelligence, I wouldnt think you would want to come off so complacently stupid.
Results of search near Scottsdale, AZ for Cinnabon locations
ReplyDelete14 miles
View Map MetroCenter
9830 Metro Parkway, Sp #1126
Phoenix, AZ 85051
(602) 331-4400
14 miles
View Map Phoenix Sky Harbor - S3
3400 Sky Harbor Blvd
Phoenix, AZ 85034
(602) 275-1721
14 miles
View Map Cinnabon #1306 (Inside Schlotzsky's)
4445 E. Thomas Rd.
Phoenix, AZ 85018
(602) 808-9544
14 miles
View Map Phoenix Airport Term 4
3400 Sky Harbor Blvd
Phoenix, AZ 85034
(602) 275-1721
14 miles
View Map Phoenix Airport - Int'l B
3400 Sky Harbor Blvd
Phoenix, AZ 85034
(602) 275-1721
15 miles
View Map Fiesta Mall
2142 Fiesta Mall
Mesa, AZ 85202
(480) 835-5100
15 miles
View Map Superstition Springs Center
6555 E. Southern Ave. # A-22
Mesa, AZ 85206
Gift Cards Accepted at this Location
16 miles
View Map Cinnabon #1302
1401 West Southern Ave.
Tempe, AZ 85282
(480) 966-7672
21 miles
View Map Arrowhead Town Centre
7700 W Arrowhead Town Ctr, #2196
Glendale, AZ 85308
(623) 486-4400
23 miles
View Map Chandler Mall
3499 W Chandler Blvd.
Chandler, AZ 85226
(480) 821-9666
um, no elfie, nobody is ever emotionally abusive to me. as previously stated, nobody gets into my head but me.
ReplyDeletethat is the difference when you are assured of who you are, not some conflicted fucking loser bitch with two kids who one minute feels she wants to make cupcakes with her children, then rebels the next minute by sending in half nude pictures.
fucking conflicted fucking bitch.
WOP - I am not erroneous...you've lived in fucking Tuscon your entire life. That, in my book, is a loser.
ReplyDeleteI really do not give a shit about your life Wop. it is pathetic, boring, you're broke, you're nothing. you're a piece of shit for talking on a blog while a man is trying to convey to you his fear, etc., about his future. you made fun of someone when they were down, the happily went down to the bank to cash the check they paid you with to LISTEN.
fucking loser.
now, if you will please excuse me, i need to go.
ReplyDeleteall of you except spurs.
ReplyDeleteThank you Francis. Could you personally deliver it to me because there are none in Scottsdale. I guess they are just not good enough for this side of town.
ReplyDeleteThanks Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI have not lived here my whole life, in fact I am not even from here originally. - Erroneous
ReplyDeleteHe was not my client, he was a pro per, therefore he did not pay me anything - Erroneous
He was not discussing his fears etc, he was signing papers. - Erroneous
I am not broke, boring nor am I pathetic. - Erroneous, and yet again an opinion of yours which holds no merit.
So how is it you are not wrong?
RQ~ you equate money with worth... you are the dumbest bitch on the planet.
ReplyDeleteI can do anything I feel like in my spare time, whether that means I am making cupcakes with my children or taking pictures.
Fact of the matter is my children are well-taken care of and well loved. I could have purchased a nicer, more expensive home but the trade-off would have been that my children would have to go to public school... I am more concerned with providing them a GREAT education than I am with living in a nicer home so I can impress people like you.
That was very sweet of you to give DG all the the Cinnabon locations Francis.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteFound this Scottsdale Bakery and Cupcake Co:
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/521718
Says they have cinnamon rolls......I know it's just not the same as a Cinnabon...
Thanks Elfie....I try, got a soft spot when it comes to DG.
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought RQ, now you are pretending you have something else to do, (even as pathetic as sitting in a park by yourself with your rotten teeth) which we all know is ERRONEOUS!
ReplyDeleteLet her be. If I spent my entire life alone, had only old trouts wanting me, and I realized it was too late to ever have any children, I would be bitter too.
ReplyDeleteElfie, you are doing great. And life experience includes more than just going to Europe. Afterall, who says you will never go there anyway?
Francis,
ReplyDeleteYour wife is so lucky I didn't hang out in Bolingbrook more than I did or I would be Mrs. Begbie.
DG, that is probably true. If I ever get divorced you will be my first call, unless RQ is still single, she's seems really stable and quite the catch. Can't believe she is single, by her choice of course.........haha
ReplyDeleteI understand Francis. RQ is better than all of us and you deserve nothing but the best. I will just hope and pray that she still chooses to be alone once you confess your love to her.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG... RQ is not bitter though, she is thankful she has no children and is alone (by her own choosing of course). On top of that, RQ's moral compass is strong, she would never berate an innocent unsuspecting person!
ReplyDeleteGive up that dream Francis, she probably would never marry you... especially if you drive a cheap BMW.
Sorry DG, it's always been a dream of mine to date a woman old enough to be my mother.
ReplyDeleteElfie, yeah my Honda probably wouldn't be good enough.......this devastates me
ReplyDeleteI would be satisfied with your Honda, Francis.
ReplyDeleteDG! I just realized what Francis is doing by giving all the Cinnabon locations in town! He's trying to fatten you up so he can degrade you later... our plan is working. Francis is a perfect canidate!
ReplyDelete"So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
ReplyDeletePlayin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got (Cinna)buns hon"
You figured me out Elfie.......
I think you're right Elfie and I'm so desperate since I'm too old for an old man like cbt to buy me I completely fell for it.
ReplyDeleteBut for Francis I would chew the cinnabon and spit it out so I didn't gain any calories because I always want to look good for him.
Oh no Francis GOD FORBID you drive a car that has the best crash ratings, gets fantastic gas mileage and one of the most reliable on the market.
ReplyDeleteYou need to drive one of those status symbol vehicles that break constantly...
btw RQ, Infinitis are known to have major electrical issues and in the whole scope of things are the least respected and desired of the luxury vehicles. Oh wow you got a fancy Nissan, idiot.
DG~ I know where you learned the Chew and spit from!
ReplyDeleteI loved your song Francis!
ReplyDeleteWhere did Spurs go? Did he pass out from the paint fumes again
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm here. My boss and I just got done snorting an quarter ounce of meth.
ReplyDeleteI should be wide awake for the next two months.
Also, nice Sir Mix-A-Lot rhyme.
ReplyDelete*a* quarter ounce of meth.
ReplyDeleteI'm jittery.
I bet you can type faster than a court reporter now spurs.......
ReplyDeleteI typed all that using my mind. My fingers weren't even near the keyboard. I'm under my desk. Paranoid.
ReplyDeletehaha fantastic Spurs... keep your hands away from your face, wouldn't want you to tarnish your lovely complexion with meth scabs.
ReplyDeleteWhat you see isn't really my face. I wear a mask. I went to a costume store long ago and said, "Make me pretty." So they gave me this mask, and I've never stopped wearing it.
ReplyDeleteI think I got ripped off.
Spurs, you need to do another video man.
ReplyDeleteI've bombed on the last two bud, I don't see one going up for awhile. If I were to do another one, I'd just do a rundown of people who comment on here.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'd get super baked too.
ReplyDeleteWhich I haven't been in awhile now.
ReplyDeleteSpurs you got ripped off or you ripped your face off due to an acid trip and now need to wear a mask to cover up your disfugurement?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I picturing Tom Cruise in "Vanilla Sky" right now?
No, I got ripped off. The face they sold me hasn't really gotten me anywhere.
ReplyDeleteWell take a picture of guy #2 in and have them recreate his face... that will be sure to get you somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely get baked spurs and have the dark side of the moon cd playing in the background
ReplyDeleteYou should be a director Francis.
ReplyDeleteYou better say my flippin name this time Spurs... I am a very integral part of this money making machine we call Spursfansays.com
ReplyDeleteI find it funny that Elfie had the nerve to call this guy flabby.
ReplyDeleteAt least he is not sucking in......
True and false. You are an integral part. However, there is no "money making" involved.
ReplyDeleteDrew is such a liar... he told me I would make millions. Another scheme I guess.
ReplyDeleteEither that or you are hiding the money. That's it I am going to have your finances audited.
Do I win a T-shirt?!
ReplyDeleteElfie.....you can have mine......
ReplyDeleteT-Shirt is in the mail...
ReplyDeleteor you can choose the alternate prize only available to you
no shit, she actually had that one her myspace page about the olive oil "i'm so well off now, i can buy a $10 bottle of olive oil"
ReplyDelete$10? wtf? i didn't even know that shit sold for under $10.
Wop~ I choose prize #2!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Francis, I would give you my address to send it to but mail is undeliverable to this area... it's so ghetto not even the mailman will come here.
Look I'm no fuckin' buftie and that's the end of it!
ReplyDelete"I appeal to mean with very refined taste. Your taste is obviously for very common things. indeed."
ReplyDeleteFor an educated person you sure are illiterate
Never ever bought a suit from Sears or even set foot in a mens warehouse, again you are erroneous.
ReplyDeleteI have gone against many Scottsdale attorneys, means nothing. Won some lost some. Again you are Erroneous.
The Wolfman Jack thing was pretty funny though
i mean, i am positive i could set up an office right next to you, without a degree, and steal all your clients, that is what a sorry ass attorney you are.
ReplyDeleteshow me one of your clients, and i'll show you a broke ass uneducated fucking fool who is better of representing himself.
Elfie, come claim it!
ReplyDeletesorry about the men's warehouse and sears thing. i did not realize target sold suits.
ReplyDeletewhatever, i have to go. i have more imaginary things to do. good riddance.
ReplyDeleteIf you are a guy and you take shirtless photos of yourself in the mirror with a cellphone camera, you are a douche.
ReplyDeleteActual line from my blog....
ReplyDelete"The "out of poverty" stories always made me smile. I am one now and that's something I smile about daily. How do I know I am a "success story"? I measure it in the small things, things that others take for granted. I buy serious groceries! It never fails to make me feel powerful. I buy $10 bottles of olive oil and I have five kinds of vinegar in my cabinet. I buy little $5 tubs of grape tomatoes. That one really gets me! It chases away the ghosts of canned sardines full of nasty skin and bones, feeding my toddler peanut butter from a jar I kept in the trunk of my car, and at times, going completely without food.
It is so hard to express to people, in this country of apparent plenty, how demoralizing it is to not be able to feed, clothe or house yourself and your children. How diffcult it is to ask for help when you TRULY need it. Makes you feel less than human. But there were people that were willing to give me the two things I needed most DIGNITY and HOPE. These two things are not just nice ideas, they're essential."
A blog that I wrote shortly after closing on my home. Not so much about the house but about my 7 yr journey to get to that point. How I left an abusive relationship with NOTHING to my name and lived in a homeless shelter. Something which RQ may see as shameful but most see as something that takes great strength. I am proud of my past.
hahaha...you're so dumb i sent you to your blog to copy and paste to CONFIRM TO THESE IDIOTS, what a worthwile good human being you are.
ReplyDeletefuck you, you phoney fucking bitch ass dumb cunt with screwed priorities.
Ah yes you got me, Target is where I shop. good one, oh so intelligent being
ReplyDeletepfft..i've been through way more shit than you Elfie, difference between us, I have a stellar point of center.
ReplyDeleteyou do not, that is why you remain conflicted.
How energizing and wonderful it must be to have a deadend job with two kids. You find it actually enthralling and vitalizing that you can play on the fucking internet all day at work? If you have the time, why are you not going to school, setting an example for your children to strive to be better.
No, instead, teach them that they can have that special toy when the settlement check comes in. Till then, it's pnutbutter cuz mommy has to finish paying for her fucking implants. The implants she is getting so much mileage out of by showcasing them on Halloween, and on her myspace page.
thank you, wop, for conceding to my supreme intelligence. i appreciate honesty.
ReplyDeleteI actually feel bad for this crazy wrinkly bag of rotten bones. She really is a pathetic excuse for a human who is obviously extremely unhappy with herself.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone or some pill will put her out of her misery soon. We all can hope anyway
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteCongratulations for doing what you did.
Francis,
A Cinnabon sounds effing great right now.
I am in school you fucktardand have been for the past 1 1/2 yrs.
ReplyDeleteWhat settlement are you refering to RQ? I did get into an accident and I want my medical bills paid, that's what happens when someone rear ends you... they pay your medical bills.
no, Wop, it outrages me that certain people are dregs of society and bring us down as a nation. sucking off the system, doing the minimum to get by.
ReplyDeleteThat enrages me. People like Miss Texas, who make videos while they have neglected pitbulls and a child for whom an example needs to be set.
What the fuck does she do with herself all day? I've worked hard my whole life and deserve down time, like fucking hell yeah I do.
And here is Elfie, telling Miss Texas to sue the hell outta the person who hit her mustang, because that is elfie's philosophy in life. Wait until some money train arrives and jump on it.
that philosophy is what allows deadend lawyers like you to thrive, Wop, so it is no wonder you have great affinity for Elfie.
now shut up i must be going.
Oh Elfie, we can get you so much more than just your meds paid!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, if an average person gets some money from an evil insurance conglomerate who makes billions off of screwing the american people, then that makes THEM a scumbag
Actually, the root of my tooth was damaged because I a truck with an Ibeam on the back turned a little off and the ibeam hit my car and shook me very hard. it damaged teh root of one of my back teeth and gave me a concussion.
ReplyDeletehowever, i'm not one to fucking talk about dumb shit.
i have excellent teeth, they are beautiful. i would never accept anything less, are you fucking kidding me?
My implants were paid for in cash as well RQ.
ReplyDeletescams and scums. whatever.
ReplyDeleteElfie, get your money back!
ReplyDeletei am of the opinion if everyone strove to do more, keep their side of the street clean, we would not have as many problems.
ReplyDeletebut everyone is so fucked in the head. really most people should have to fill out a questionnaire to have children. it should be a privilege not a right.
keep justifying yourself to me, Elfie, i'm totally digging it.
ReplyDeletecuz you're so fucked, and you know it, that you are justifying yourself to me and everyone else.
but, hey, when you get home tonight, and you are acting all pegged out in front of your kids, make sure you tell them you rattled and rocked some random dudes worlds on craigslist and they will understand why you are just plum tuckered out.
then teach them to do similar, cuz playing people is their claim to the future.
what a fulfilling and admirable life you have, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteThe world is a better place since you never procreated...
ReplyDeleteWhat have you done to clean your side of the street RQ? I'd like to hear...
if I were your boss, i'd kick your fucking ass to the curb. Someone like you without many job skills can at least dust on your down time
ReplyDeleteor go and clean his fucking truck or something.
ReplyDeletewhat a hard days work, huh, Elfie?
my side of the street never got dirty like yours elfie.
ReplyDeletei keep it clean.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen,
ReplyDeleteI like you don't get me wrong, you are amusing.
But you might want to get a better car and a bigger house before you try to go hard at people the way you do. Just saying...
You have so much hate and vitriol in you which is obviously a translation of how unhappy your life is.
Just chill out and enjoy your life, you only have one to live.
but i do appreciate your interest in my life.
ReplyDeletelet me know if i can buy you a cup of coffee when i'm back in town.
ciao psycho.
No offense RQ, but what the fuck do you do all day other than play on the internet like the rest of us? We like to have a little fun to help pass the day.......apparently this isn't fun for you so I ask why do you even drop by?
ReplyDeleteYou act like you are better than all of us, but we all know the truth and it kills you. You are a miserable 44/yr old bitch......if your life is so God Damn great then what the fuck are you hanging out with a bunch of "losers and dregs on society" like us for?
Look in the mirror you old ass.....
good god, i do not need a bigger house or bigger car. i live alone.
ReplyDeletei have what i want.
but you said EVERYONE.. not just those who made the street dirty. Hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteso don't fucking get mad at me because i'm not a stagnate stupid bitch who settles
ReplyDeleteElfie, you're a nitwit. and you're lazy. and you are so focused on performing for these people here, so geared towards what they think of your still-not-paid-for tits.
ReplyDeleteyou take fucking window orders. you barely get fucking by. you'd like to find a rich man, but no one NO ONE wants a person with two kids, and those kids come with their daddy, a drug addict, did you say?
keep on keeping on, Elfie...keep sending in those pix, keep changing up your myspace, so eager for attention.
give it up. your life belongs to your kids, Elfie.
well, i'm out.
ReplyDeletejust remember, the truth is not always pretty.
don't kill the messenger.
haha that's funny, Wop.
ReplyDeleteyour poor clients. good god.
ReplyDeleteRQ, I'm sorry your life hasn't turned out the way you had hoped. It is so obvious by how you attack people that are happy with who they are or where they are at in life. And don't worry, I'm pretty sure you are going to get your wish of not settling (dying alone)
ReplyDeleteWere I an attorney, every single one of you people would seek me out. and you fucking well know it.
ReplyDeletefrancis, what the blazes are you talking about? i really have no clue.
ReplyDeletethese people are not happy, nor are you. Nor am I 100% happy, but I'm excited about my life, as always because I know I can make things happen.
ReplyDeletei have a great life, i am extremely fortunate with tons and tons of blessings, man.
ReplyDeletei really have no idea what you are talking about.
Hahaa yeah people seek out physocotic/pathilogocal liars for counsel.
ReplyDeletePS - I act immature and stupid on here because I have to think all day, retard, its called a release
bye
ReplyDeleteciao
ReplyDeleteI am pretty happy. Thanky you very much.
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome anon. have a lovely day. see you soon at oc.
ReplyDeleteRQ, later for the 5th time you fuckin' fruit cake......
ReplyDeleteGo volunteer RQ... maybe you can then understand the plight of those in poverty. Until that day comes (which I HIGHLY doubt it ever will) shut your mouth. Not everyone was born to a family that was able to provide them with the oppurtunities you have been provided... it is more about circumstance and luck and less about intelligence and drive. You and I both know this.
ReplyDeleteI count myself extraodinarily fortunate and do not take for granted for one minute everything and everyone I have in my life. You are in dire need of some humbling.
of course that day will never come, because i won't allow it and have set up safeguards to ensure i continue to thrive you stupid battleax.
ReplyDeletefuck off.
you may seek me out if you wish to make amends over coffee and a scone.
ReplyDeleteuntil then we remain enemies.
now good by (for the sixth time, according to francis)
I JUST WANT TO SAY
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE ALLL ALWAYS SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
I was talking about VOLUNTEERING... you selfish bitch. If you are opposed to helping the disgusting dredges of society, why not volunteer to help foster kids by making memory books? Or go hold and rock an abused baby at Cas De Los Ninos... or maybe even volunteer to walk dogs at your local shelter since you have such an affinity for animals.
ReplyDeleteget gine you krazy old bitch, you are so good, so important, so cultured, I am sure you have other shit to do
ReplyDeletegone***
ReplyDeleteSo, it all make sense now. RQ is living off family money. I was gonna say, with that voice who the hell would ever hire her other than maybe Sesame Street......
ReplyDeleteShe's elitist trash.
ReplyDeleteNo, Francis, she does not.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteWhats up with Fort Hood?
I know! What the hell is going on over there?! Scary...
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnd wherever CBT lives too."
I never use Craigslist.
"WTD said...
Spurs:
Whats up with Fort Hood?"
Miss Texas' boyfriend fouund out she fucking some soldier on the side.
*found out she was*
ReplyDeleteSad......and she calls us white trash. At least we are screwing off part of our day.....at our jobs.
ReplyDeleteThe last bit of respect I had for RQ just went out the window.......
Someone lost their mind at Ft. Hood today.
ReplyDeleteThat's what.
I'd bang Rocket Queen and I would be proud.
I would be prouder of Elfie though. lol
"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeleteyeah, well, this nut has more of an education than you, i've lived all over the world, i'm highly intelligent, intuitive, and I do not glean my knowledge of the world nor offer opinions that stem from living in a fucking dustbowl called Tuscon my entire life."
None of that matters when all you have around are cats.
DG: An old man like CBT?
ReplyDeleteRQ wasn't in Texas today was she?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you still under your desk?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. How many times is RQ gonna leave?
ReplyDeleteWhat a shallow, bitter, angry old bitch.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? What's going on in the country today?
ReplyDeleteMP,
ReplyDeleteI'll take the bird against you
Life is slow in the country today, Francis. I gotta get the fuck outta here, but every time I get ready to go, one of my parents either gets sick or hurts themselves and I have to stick around until they get well.
ReplyDeleteRQ has officially became one of my favorite people to read on this site.
ReplyDeleteAnybody knowledgeable in dealing with car insurance companies?
CBT is 64 and still hasn't moved out of his parents trailer.
ReplyDeleteEV: Me or Wop. Repairs or injuries?
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm here. I've really enjoyed reading all these comments.
Repairs. My car is at the body shop being covered by their insurance. The whole thing has been a massive headache, as we're already 2 weeks into this, they're still ordering parts and the rental company will not agree to give me a vehicle.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, am I SOL regarding the diminished value of my vehicle?
Wolfman Jack: (Wopness)
ReplyDeleteThat's an awesome name, by the way. Yeah, that Fort Hood shit is crazy.
I'm 51 and I left home to go to college in 1976 and came back a year ago. My mother and my sister both had breast cancer at the same time. My dad has heart disease. I live on the opposite end of the farm from my folks, in a house my grandmother left to me and my sister. And yes, I have astroturf on my front porch. No one in my family has ever lived in a trailer.
ReplyDeleteEV: You tell his insurance company that they are responsible for a daily rate (AZ is $25/day) for either a rental car that they can provide or in a check to you for "loss of use" for everyday that they are in possession of your vehicle. If they give you shit, tell them you will hire an attorney and file a suit and/or claim for your "loss of use".
ReplyDeleteAs far as the diminished value, yes you are SOL
EV: Depends on what company you're dealing with. Many times I've written letters for customers stating that the trade in value of the vehicle has been diminished by the dollar amount of the repairs, which is true. Is your car at a dealer owned body shop?
ReplyDeleteAs far as the rental car, threaten to go to a doctor for neck pain unless the insurance company gives you a rental car for the entire term of the repair.
EV:
ReplyDeleteI agree. It is so fun to read Rocket Queen's comments.
*** Of course everything I say in regards to matters of this nature are subject to differences in state laws ***
ReplyDeleteEV: Per diminished value, some customers collected, some didn't.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not totalled than you have no real way to prove that the value has been diminished...
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to me last year EV, thankfully I had rental cover on my own ins. 3 months and more than my car was worth spent by the other ins and I got my car back still messed up...
CBT SAID:
ReplyDelete"As far as the rental car, threaten to go to a doctor for neck pain unless the insurance company gives you a rental car for the entire term of the repair."
In theory that is a beautiful idea!
And if MP doesnt kill that bird, Im going to
ReplyDeletealthough I can say that I sold my car for a couple thousand less than it was worth because I had an accident on record and it had obviously been in an accident...
ReplyDeleteWop, I've seen the neck pain threat work and I've seen it backfire. One of my buddies sued insurance companies like it was his part time job. He got 25K from the Cracker Barrel because he's black and they offered him cornbread for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteThey've provided the cash for a rental, but AVIS will not rent me a car because I'm not 25. That is their policy. I've been using my Dad's car and he's been using the rental. The headache is the fact that my Dad's car is a beat up piece of shit he picked up for $2,000 and at least a rental would be somewhat up to par. I'm guessing that $25/day doesn't make them inclinced to put me in a similar vehicle? Because that is what they're giving me for the rental.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the diminished value, that is extremely dissapointing. So if I'm still financing the vehicle, does that pretty much turn me over big time?
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI could see that working a while back, even as recently as 6 years ago, but now a days, the insurance company's record everything, and are already real unlikely to settle ANY injury claim that they suspect is frivolous in the least bit, even less likely if they have that threat recorded. Therefore, it is highly unlikely to work, because it is not a real threat of an injury claim.