Tuesday, November 3, 2009

*Miss Texas* video



I'm glad you finally took this off of private. Thanks.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 5:16 PM
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241 comments:

  1. Secret AdmirerNovember 2, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm sucks to be all of you. I have personally seen this video and Miss Texas is hawt!

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  2. Secret AdmirerNovember 2, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Hey Miss Texas show 'em what ya got already take it off private!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    I saw the video first and it is great.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    why don't you put a porkchop across the room next time so you have some inspiration to lick your lips and look sexy. Nasty ghetto gyrating whore.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    Yeah, Miss Texas, I own your self esteem. OWN IT. That's why this video is private, because I pulverized you last time, and now you've lost your nerve.


    well, gotta run.
    Toodles

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  6. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    I also forgot to state that I thought Elfie looked fat in the photo below. She needs some definition to her abs.

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  7. SPURS FANNovember 2, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Thanks for chiming in. Is it showing up private? Because I am able to play it.

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  8. Francis BegbieNovember 2, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    Spurs, I can't view it.......

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  9. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Spurs, I saw it before it went private.
    It was been private for a few days now.

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  10. SPURS FANNovember 2, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Francis:

    Cool, I'll wait till she puts it on public. I have a Sheriff Joe asshole video to post.

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  11. WTDNovember 3, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Id MURDER that

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  12. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    hahaha fat people, they are always adjusting their clothing.

    Disgusting fat slob. wow.

    Where do you shop? Ample duds?

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  13. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    this is called the pull your shirt over your fat rolls dance.

    check out how many times she pulls her shirt down so it doesn't bunch around her rolls.

    fatty fatty two by four, you don't fit through the kitchen door...that is why you go to wendy's for baconators!

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  14. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    so fucking gross...put those fucking lard torpedoes back into your shirt.

    filthy fucking ho

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  15. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    c'mon man, someone tell this bitch she is ghetto trash.

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  16. WTDNovember 3, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Jeezis spurs, calm the anons down today... first the Anti CBT anon now this?

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  17. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    I liked the other 2 better.

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  18. *Miss Texas*November 3, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    I got that shirt at Pacsun it was $50 dollars, not 2 bad, but def. not $25 biatch. Plus the undershirt I got at Abercrombie cost $40 dollars so quit hating. The reason I kept adjusting my shorts is bc they kept going up my crotch and ass. I didnt want to much ass cheek and no crotch shots.

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  19. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Did you red out over the gut poppin out there?

    -MP

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  20. *Miss Texas*November 3, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    No I redded it out because you almost got a crotch shot and Im not as brave as Pam with her videos.

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  21. *miss texas*November 3, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    MP why do you always have to be so harsh with me?

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  22. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    *Miss Texas*:

    I'll fill you in. It's only one anonymous. And you should expect that from MP.

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  23. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    And you know why MP is harsh. It's not as if you haven't ripped that guy.

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  24. *Miss Texas*November 3, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    The longhorns hat is fitted and cost $60...just f.y.i. since somebody insists on "putting me down".

    No MP is harsh because hes an Asshole by Nature.
    He reminds me of my fuckin boyfriend, just a complete douche bag

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  25. *Miss Texas*November 3, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    I LOOK GOOD

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  26. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    You know *MT*, you should listen to Wu Tang Clan. Now that's real rap.

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  27. MISS TEXASNovember 3, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Special video for MP

    click my name

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  28. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    i didn't know that they took foodstamps at the Longhorns concession stands.

    What would the welfare office say?

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  29. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    using Spurs Fan's tax dollars to buy yourself a fucking hat so you can look like a big overgrown rump of beef. wtf?

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  30. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    you got the horns, you got the udders...

    you're half cow half bull.

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  31. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    go feed your pitbulls and wean your kid off the cotylenol.

    good luck collecting suing the dude that hit you. probably best thing that ever happened to you and the only way you will ever see a penny of money aside from a welfare check.

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  32. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    you probably staged that accident so you could sue someone. yeah, people like you do it all the time.

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  33. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    Chiggers and Hambone would be kind of pissed at you talking like that.

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  34. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    oh, btw, i copied this video, so when you claim injury, i'll show them this, how you're dancing all the way to the bank.

    yeah...stupid to boot...you are.

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  35. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    well, we all know that Hambone is dead and lingering in a state of decay for the past two weeks.

    And Chiggers is too weak to even make it to the computer these days.

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  36. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    Thanks for the update.

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  37. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    no problem. i like to help. i do not know what is wrong with me, why i have such hatred for these two people.

    i will get my head examined.

    what do you think of the video spurs?

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  38. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    Well, it's not as if those two haven't shit talked you before, so it's understandable.

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  39. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    yeah, i am being way too nice. i'm just a compassionate person. i need to stop beating myself over the head and realize that if i am a bitch, it is because people make me be one. not because i choose to be.

    thanks, Spurs. you are a really wise person.

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  40. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    I am wise. It's like I'm Buddha, but a taller, skinnier, whiter version.

    So no, thank you.

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  41. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    I will come to San Antonio just to rub your belly.

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  42. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    what would Buddha say of this video I wonder?

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  43. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Maybe it will bring you luck.

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  44. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    As far as Buddha? You should meditate on that.

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  45. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    Wow. I've never seen a camel toe that shows up from the rear before.

    I'm pretty sure the Anti CBT Anonymous is our own, beloved, farting, big footed, old lady, the Rocket Queen.

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  46. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    I also forgot to state that I thought Elfie looked fat in the photo below. She needs some definition to her abs."

    RQ: Elfie's hotter than you ever were. I don't give a fuck about the level of definition in her abs. I'm sure you have great abs, but you're still to ugly to be fuckable.

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  47. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    MP is talking shit, but we all know he is jerking furiously to this video. lol

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  48. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    MP would be jerking it if this was a video of a guy.

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  49. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    I am about to watch GI Joe in a minute.
    If it is really horrible, please let me know and spare me the pain...

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  50. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    Can't help you Anonymous. That's a movie I'll never see.

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  51. Rocket TrannyNovember 3, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    Get a fuckin life and quit talking shit about girls who are hotter than you.

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  52. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    RQ ain't hotter than anybody.

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  53. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Ok, I wouldn't get close enough to know what her ass smells like.

    Truthfully, I don't hate the Queen. I feel really sorry for her. She lacks the capability to age gracefully. Fighting it with Botox and surgery is so, well, pathetic.

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  54. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    What two people do you HATE RQ? MT and myself? Was it the flipper comment that offended you? Root canal?! Someone has poor dental hygiene! disgusting.

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  55. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    Don't listen to RQ MT, she views bones jutting through thin aged skin as beautiful. She hangs pictures of holocaust victims from her fridge for "thin-spiration"

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  56. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Or is it CBT you hate RQ? I don't know you seem to hate everyone... maybe because you harbor so much hatred towards yourself that you find it difficult to feel anything but that for everyone else?

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  57. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Elfie, I think RQ means me and Miss Texas. You, My Dear, are exquisite.

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  58. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    DG: I love you for your perfect bitchiness.

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  59. DirtygirlNovember 3, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    "She hangs pictures of holocaust victims from her fridge for "thin-spiration""


    That was hilarious.

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  60. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    "She hangs pictures of holocaust victims from her fridge for "thin-spiration""

    That was good Elfie. You know how much pictures of starving Jews inspire Germans.

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  61. DirtygirlNovember 3, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    That was a bit bitchy, wasn't it? But that is the truth.

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  62. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    I'm betting RQ's parents were Nazis.

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  63. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    "Dirtygirl said...

    That was a bit bitchy, wasn't it? But that is the truth."

    DG: The good kind of bitchy, the kind I like.

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  64. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    Elfie, shut the fuck up with your armchair pscyhology. You have a mother fucking problem too the way you always poke your tits in people's face as a means of gathering attention.

    You're so pathetic and attention starved you went trick or treating dressed like that with your children. totally inappropriate.

    And, i was not even talking to you at all you played out wacked out ex-druggie. I was talking to Miss Texas and the other fuckhead.

    now get off my fucking ass. i do not have time for you.

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  65. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    now please leave me alone i am trying to garner a moment of tranquility prior to my root canal surgery tomorrow because one of my pearly whites has fallen victim to the wiles of chocolate.

    a fallen comrade. i will save him.

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  66. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    It's fine to express an opinion but why does RQ feel the need to tear people down? She once told me (in reference to her ex bf and my ex bf) that people often do this to mask their own insecurities... and it's true.

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  67. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    blah blah blah blah blah blah whatever Elfie.

    and by the way, I have perfect little teeth, i've had no dental work in 27 years, but now I need a root canal on one of my molars. boohoo fuck you.

    yeah, my teeth are pretty perfect. just like the rest of me.

    curses curses...how it sucks to be memememmeme ME ME ME ME ME

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  68. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    perfect little me. pretty smart witty fun dynamite magnetic

    that is why you all hate me.

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  69. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    you are stupid, i am smart. you are fat, i am not. i am pretty, you have to wear lots of makeup to try to look like me, but you don't have the bone structure...like me me me me me

    No leave me be at once.

    THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

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  70. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

    I AM NELLY OLSEN

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  71. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:11 PM

    RQ: Was your momma in the Hitler Jugend? Maybe part of the Lebensborn? How about your real daddy? Was he in Das Reich or Totenkopf? Do share the Germans collective guilt for Auschwitz and Bucenwald?

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  72. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:11 PM

    *Buchewald*

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  73. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Nelly Olsen was a cunt.

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  74. DirtygirlNovember 3, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    Oh....somebody gave me the name of that chocolate place in Fountain Hills and I already forgot.

    But I like Snickers but most 5th Ave bars.

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  75. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    1.)I have a 23 1/2" inch waist, hardly "thick"

    2.) I have never done drugs in my life, unless you count the 2x times I smoked pot in high school.

    3.) I did not dress up to take my kids trick or treating, nor did I say I was going to.

    4.) YOu are jealous of MT because she is young and has gorgeous eyes. Your own eyes are beedy, shit brown and set far too close to one another. I remember the first time I saw your picture I laughed about how UGLY and reconstructed and old your face looked.(true story)Then I showed all my friends your disgusting face and they laughed too. You look like a F'n monster... I give you 2 years tops before you look like the "cat woman"

    5.) There is no way I can be on your ass... you have NO ass.

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  76. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Elfie, you're exquisite, RQ is uglier than RichieRexic.

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  77. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    OH ELFIE...go ahead and cling to Miss Texas...the only reason you do is because she is probably the only person on here who is more poor than you and has a more ghastly house.

    honestly, provide a little better for your children.

    my face is picture fucking perfect and i've had no surgery to my face. it's gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.

    and i actually could have made it as a model, but i'm not like YOU, who aspires to be like ME. keep swimming along little poor tadpole, swim upstream to be with people like me...

    no shut the fuck up.

    as i stated, i am nursing an oversweetened tooth and i wish to immerse myself in positive thought for tomorrow's most arduous surgery

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  78. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    RQ, the shit that matters to you means nothing in the long run. Start collecting cats.

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  79. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    actually, my eyes are also gorgeous and i just have a perfectly symmetrical face, no shit, so don't really know what you are talking about.

    and, you ARE FAT<> ELFIE...you have fucking line backer thighs, you're very stout, your body thick. NOT attractive, maybe on camera when you stretch the pic and photoshop, not in person.

    good night and don't forget to fuck off. druggie.

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  80. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    oh , wait, that stupid fuck from the Ozarks is also on par with your income level. haha no wonder the three of you are in cohoots.

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  81. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    yes, if you cannot run with the big dogs, stay on your astroturf porches. ahhaha idiots.

    i'll make mincemeat out of all of you, just in time for the holidays.

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  82. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    now, as i've said, i must go for I have very important matters to which i must attend.

    you are most welcome for having the opportunity of my most coveted company.

    perhaps i shall visit you all again, perhaps not. i am a person of great impulse and whimsy.

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  83. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    And trust me Queenie, no one wants to be like you. Sad, scrawny, made of plastic, botched tit job, choclate for a sex substitute. No way to go through life. Miss Texas is full of life, Elfie is drop dead gorgeous and women like you are why I don't have anything to do with women my own age.

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  84. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Root canals are not needed overnight... they are caused by a cavity that has FESTERED for years. You have obviously not gone to a dentist for years otherwise they would have filled it a long time ago. POOR DENTAL HYGIENE.

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  85. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    Queenie, meow. Get used to that sound, they'll be your only company in a year or two.

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  86. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    I am by no means rich but I am not poor either. I own my house, I drive a nice car and my kids go to PRIVATE school. You are fucking delisional.

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  87. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    good night dear Elfie, sleep well in your shoddy shanty town house where people dispose of their crack pipes.

    druggie

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  88. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Elfie, RQ needs to feel good about her "money" because she'll die alone and the cats will eat her when the Little Friskies run out.

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  89. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    yes of course, of course.

    "hello this is Elfie, what's that? you need to change your window installation appt from 2pm to 4pm? ok...I'll put you down Miss Alexandra"

    yeah, that pays the bills.

    um hum....a real talent you have there.

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  90. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    well you had to start and pick a fight with me, Elfie, your dear old Queen. When i've been nothing but kind considerate to you, nary a harsh word have i said, then i tune in and blammo, you're starting shit with me.

    wtf now? c'mon, be nice to your queenie, Elfie..cuz you know i make you cry.

    are you in a bad mood because halloween is over? it's the one day a year that gives you permission to parade around like a slut and prove you're better than all the other single mom's in your struggling little neighborhood.

    yeah, you're queen of your ghetto, and they won't forget it because you make it known every opportunity

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  91. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    but you know, maybe the other moms, instead of making revealing costumes, are making costumes for their children?

    tell me, Elfie...do you spend time making their costumes, or do they get the store bought ones?

    yeah, that is what i thought.

    You're the star of halloween. You steal that holiday from your children too because you're a single mom who nobody wants because you have two children in tow and a druggie ex.

    you feel better yet about yourself?

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  92. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Dis I hear a fart?

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  93. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    well, goodnight Elfie. I hope tomorrow you will feel fit to apologize for assailing me out of the blue, totally unprovoked. I mean, am I wrong for defending myself?

    I think not. And at a time when you know I am in deep deep turmoil over one of my pearly whites, my moral, my comrade in chocolate, is going down for the count. you do that to me?

    how could you? how could you?

    kick 'em when they're down philosophy. fine.

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  94. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    I'm not in a bad mood, I find this fun. I have obviously pissed you off and that was my goal. You try to bully the person you deem the weakest but you end up just making yourself look like a insecure bitch, which is exctly what you are.

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  95. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    And have another piece of Belgian choclate. You have no Idea how impressed by that we are. I suspect it's much like RichieRexic's plane.

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  96. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    oh hello Elfie...well, I wish you could have said something a bit more prophetic, not the same shit you have regurgiated a million times at RichieRexic herself.

    sigh...originality. it dies with me. sadly.

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  97. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    and to answer your question I have made my children's costumes every year since they were born... my son had his first store bought costume last year.

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  98. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    I cannot help it that you are so similar to richierexic, I mean it is just uncanny.

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  99. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    "kick 'em when they're down philosophy. fine."

    You did that to me.

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  100. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    anyway, Elfie, you do not find this fun. You find it disturbing and puzzling and eye opening. maybe you feel a tinge of guilt for having planned, plotted out your halloween costume for months on end, only to realize you forgot to tend to your childrens' costumes, and ran out at the last minute and all they had left was John & Kate masks. and that is what your kids were for halloween : John & Kate: because you were too self-involved to make them a costume on what is a child's holiday.

    oh be still your guilty heart.

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  101. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    i bet you already know what you're going to be next year. and you have the road mapped out to what husband's you'd like to fuck in the neighborhood. you'll go there first, while your perfume is fresh and before your makeup runs.

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  102. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    RQ: You and Ms. Blair are so much alike. You used to give her shit for acting just like you have for the last few months. You're a fucking hypocrite and there's really nothing worse.

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  103. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Now Elfie, I am going to go now and seek refuge in a bag of chocolate, some tea from Ostfriesland and perhaps my lavender compress.

    I hope you will not see fit to besiege and besmirch my good name in the future.

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  104. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Even if Elfie has picked out husbands in her neighborhood, at least they'd be flattered instead of horrified if it was you, Queenie.

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  105. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    seriously, is that too much to ask? that you not besmirch my good name?

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  106. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    You know RQ anorexia causes cardio-electric inbalances?
    Be still your palpatating heart.

    You have a problem and it stems from self-hatred and a need for control...

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  107. Stating the ObviousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    RQ is ignoring you CBT stop trying to talk to her.

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  108. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    no darling, I do not hate myself at all. I treat myself very well with proper diet and exercise. I am not anorexic.

    The difference between you and I, Elfie, besides the obvious, is I let people into my heart, not into my head.

    Mind control...you cannot do it to me. I can do it to you, though.

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  109. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    i can honestly say I love myself. i'm a really cool person. yup. i'm at peace with who i am...that is all that matters.
    sorry to reflect out loud.

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  110. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    i meant to say "you and me" pardon my use of improper english.

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  111. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    I don't care what anyone thinks. Rocket Queen is funny.

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  112. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    "Anonymous said...

    Now Elfie, I am going to go now and seek refuge in a bag of chocolate, some tea from Ostfriesland and perhaps my lavender compress."

    Oh my, I'm so impressed. That shit still isn't a substitute for a hard dick, is it?

    You know, the guy that supposedly raped you should've pleaded insanity. If I'd been on the jury, I would've voted for it after seeing you.

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  113. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    now, Elfie, I will not be a party to child neglect, so please go and help your children with their homework, as i'm sure they are starving and in need to some mommy time.

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  114. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    Thank you, Spurs Fan...the feeling is mutual.

    toodles everyone!

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  115. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    BULLSHIT RQ, you let no one into your heart, you are a cold being. Cold and utterly unloveable, hardly distingusable as a human being. Not because you do not have the potential to be loved but because you feel you do not and choose to be a unfeeling bitch to protect yourself. TRUTH

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  116. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    "Stating the Obvious said...

    RQ is ignoring you CBT stop trying to talk to her."

    RQ, I know that's you. You're ignoring me because everything I've said is true and you know it. You're fucking pathetic.

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  117. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    No Hat:

    C'mon man, even you have to admit the things she writes are funny.

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  118. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    RQ can be funny at times, but MOST of the time she is just an aging baby-boomer with glaring insecurities.

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  119. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    She's very funny when she gets angry.

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  120. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    Wow, so I'm kicking back, got my smelly huge feet on the desk..my socks are dirty cuz half the time I cannot find my damn bunny slippers.

    So I have a chocolate raspberry scone sitting next to me, but it's the last of four, so I don't really feel like eating it. That poor scone; it's nice and tasty, but i've already had so much it just doesn't appeal to me anymore.

    that's kind how men feel about you, Elfie. You're a played out scone nobody wants. But, by all means, come next halloween, try to repackage yourself again.

    You go little scone!

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  121. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    fight the good fight, Little Scone!!

    Nighty Night!

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  122. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    Spurs, I used to be that psycho bitch's biggest fan, but tonight RQ's just been mean. The only thing funny about her tonight is her trying to pretend she believes that expensive choclate and tea from some part of eastern Germany makes her superior to Elfie, who has a good heart and is hotter than a fox in a forest fire, and that she's not gonna die alone in a house full of cats.

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  123. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    I don't think I could ever imagine when a "scone" would be referenced for an insult.

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  124. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    i'm in tears here laughing.

    oh man, i gotta go and finish cleaning my house.
    hahahahaha

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  125. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    now I'm a scone? nice.

    all the repackaging you have already done and you still aren't fooling anyone, baseball tits.

    Your face is pumped so FULL Of filler it's not even funny. Be careful you re starting to look like Mickey Rourke

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  126. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    "that's kind how men feel about you, Elfie. You're a played out scone nobody wants. But, by all means, come next halloween, try to repackage yourself again."

    Let's take a poll. Who wants to fuck Elfie? Who wants to fuck Rq?

    Men, and women who go that way, vote.

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  127. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    My vote. Not only would I fuck Elfie, I'd spend an hour rimming her asshole beforehand.

    I'd rather slam my dick in a door than fuck the Queen.

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  128. CBTNovember 3, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    "oh man, i gotta go and finish cleaning my house.
    hahahahaha'

    Be sure to scoop out all 12 litter boxes.

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  129. SPURS FANNovember 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    You mean like you want to do with Streets?

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  130. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    Rocket Queen, I think you have a hot little body, no doubt, but let's be real, you are not in the same class as Elfie.
    Her body is super killer.

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  131. harpoonNovember 3, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    Elfie is hot...and she's cute besides, and yes that is a yes vote. Of course, she would have to buy me dinner first...ok, she wouldn't, but I've been slutty lately.

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  132. ElfieNovember 3, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    RQ's age progression photos...

    http://kittycleopatra.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cat_lady_makeover.jpg

    http://www.catalogs.com/info/bestof/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mickey_rourke.jpg

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  133. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Rocket Queen is a Corvette and Elfie is a Ferrari to put it in perspective.

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  134. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    Oh lord, Elfie, that is cold! Not Wildenstein beast! I don't know that RQ deserves that comparison, but she did bring your kids into this... LOL...everyone should just back away from the nuke button. LOL...

    I prefer the bollywood look to the athlete's Headkerchief- I am pretty sure that Dan Cortese called from 1997 and wants that look back.

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  135. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    did you see the pilot for V tonight?

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  136. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    Nope, did you?

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  137. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    Was it good?

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  138. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    What is V?

    Spurs~ yesterday I saw a "thumb wrestling ring" at the music store and I thought of you, I was going to take a picture but my phone was dead.
    I also like Wu-Tang... I have Killa Bees "The Swarm" and Cappadonna "The PIllage" in my CD changer right now.

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  139. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    its a new tv series elfie. yes it was good spurs.

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  140. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    Streets,

    You need to check out "Wolves" from their newest album, 8 diagrams. Most of the album sucked, but nobody can beat Method Man. Oh, and George Clinton was on the song too.

    And thanks for remembering me and my sickening, bone breaking, and mesmerizing thumb wrestling skills.

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  141. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Here you go streets:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcyBBpm_IPI

    U-God in the beginning is so bad ass, the beat rules, and when Method Man comes in, it's so bad ass.

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  142. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    I noticed I wrote it's bad ass twice, but those two really are.

    But the whole album was a disappoint to me.

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  143. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Anonymous:

    So the ass clown from Party of Five didn't ruin it? Surprising.

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  144. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    that one guy was in it. charlie i think is his name

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  145. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Oh, and Elfie, just listen to the 2:30 minute mark of that song. After Method Man exists, it goes downhill.

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  146. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 12:56 AM

    i was surprised to see him in it

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  147. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 12:56 AM

    Yeah, I saw the previews with that puss in it, and I became disinterested. But I might check it out.

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  148. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    I talked to Method Man on the phone once, sister's boyfriend's band toured with Wu-Tang a few years back, they also did Ozzfest.
    I'm going to go watch that video, I've always liked Method Man.

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  149. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:00 AM

    I'd like to smoke a blunt with Method Man. Oh, and like I wrote Streets, and you need to do is listen up to the 2:30 mark.

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  150. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    <----- no definition in my abs AT ALL.

    I'm thinking of going back to blonde... what do you think Spurs?

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  151. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    I am at the 2:19 mark... it is pretty good.

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  152. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    That's a nice picture Streets.

    And as far as blonde? I looked at your other pic (in the costume), I'd go with a lighter shade of brown.

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  153. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:05 AM

    yeah i was surprised they casted that party of five guy too. i blame the tv network for putting that guy back on the air. thats who Wu should come together for the common cause on, the heads of the television network.

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  154. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    Yeah, but Method Man solo is what I really like. Though I never checked out Crystal Meth. I heard that's a pretty good album.

    I did like Wu Tang's 36 Chambers album.

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  155. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:07 AM

    That was good anonymous.

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  156. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:07 AM

    bc they are the ones who casted him right?

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  157. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:08 AM

    Yeah, this color is too dark. I am trying to let this color fade out so I don't have to strip it, I would like a lighter reddish-brown or blonde. It's annoying though cause when my natural hair color starts to grow out it looks like I am going gray cause I am blonde.

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  158. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:08 AM

    More than likely anonymous.

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  159. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    36 Chamber was a good album...

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  160. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    Yeah, I wouldn't go all the way blonde. Just go lighter reddish brown if I were to make a choice.

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  161. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    Yes it was Streets.

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  162. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pc4cChm3yY&feature=fvst
    it's not Wu...

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  163. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:11 AM

    I'll check that out.

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  164. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    I liked that. I never heard that guy before.

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  165. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:16 AM

    my sister's bf's band... well former band they broke up.

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  166. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:17 AM

    Really? So is he still doing music?

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  167. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:20 AM

    yeah, as far as I know he is. He's a funny mother fucker too! he should be a stand up comedian, he's probably the funniest person I know. He does an impression of my mom that is spot on and hilarious!

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  168. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    You should write his bio on his next album.

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  169. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    You know what?! that's a great idea. Smartass.

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  170. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    What? I was being serious.

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  171. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:26 AM

    So today was an eventful day! RQ got all riled up, which was delightful as usual. I only talked shit because I knew MT already was unsure about posting that and RQ comes in and tried to demolish her. I felt bad for MT, she's a sweet girl.
    RQ is a big, mean bully.

    I need to go to sleep...

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  172. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    Well, good night Streets. Sweet dreams.

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  173. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    No you weren't Spurs... you were totally being facetious!

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  174. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:29 AM

    Yeah, you're right. It was a very cute and cuddly story you told though.

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  175. Elfie StreetsNovember 4, 2009 at 1:29 AM

    Night Spursy, it was a pleasure as always! Hey maybe I'll buy you that thumb wrestling ring so you can have an outlet to use your immense talent.

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  176. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    Yes, it was a pleasure.

    And I think someone is being facetious as well.

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  177. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    what is thumb wrestling anyway?

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  178. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:34 AM

    Are you serious? You've never thumb wrestled? It's exaclty how it sounds.

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  179. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:36 AM

    no sorry cant say ive had the pleasure.

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  180. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:37 AM

    Yeah, it's a pretty immature game. Unless you are really good at it. Then you brag about it like it's something to be proud of.

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  181. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:42 AM

    i dont know what to be proud or not proud of to be honest

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  182. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:45 AM

    its too much. anywho other than that, i had a good day. you?

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  183. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:45 AM

    What do you mean?

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  184. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:47 AM

    It was ok, thanks for asking.

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  185. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    oh ha, i thought you didnt respond. tricky little page change.

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  186. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    Yeah, I know the page change thing stinks.

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  187. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    thats cool. :)

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  188. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:56 AM

    not the page thing. that your day was ok. :)

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  189. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    Funny. Yeah, I kind of figured that.

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  190. *Miss Texas*November 4, 2009 at 2:04 AM

    Thanks Elfie :) RQ is a stupidass with nothing better to do. Im sure she was the one making those stupid ass hillbilly comments under the Fake CBT as well. Bitch needs to grow up and act her age-44. Im half her age-22.

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  191. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    Did you find out how bad the damage on your car is MT?

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  192. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    What part of TX do you live in MT?

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  193. SPURS FANNovember 4, 2009 at 2:23 AM

    I don't think she's online anymore. And goodnight, I'm going to bed. Sweet dreams.

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  194. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 2:30 AM

    Night. Sweet dreams to you too Spurs. :)

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  195. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Those shorts are waaaay to small. That was the largest cameltoe I have seen in my time and the broad has no ass.
    FAIL

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  196. *Miss Texas*November 4, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Fuck u 2 anonymous at 8:44am

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  197. WTDNovember 4, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    RQ is a joke. Her tits look like rotting oranges in tube socks

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  198. ElfieNovember 4, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    I concur Wop, she's a bitter old haggard bitch.

    I hope that dentist hits her nerve with the drill once or twice during her root canal. She's deserves that.

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  199. WTDNovember 4, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Oh she is so "rich and so beautiful" with her cavity "festering" for 5 years.

    Nasty old bitch.

    And somebody that eats that many sweets and is so concerned with their (and others) weight has an obvious eating disorder.

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  200. Francis BegbieNovember 4, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Yeah, you can tell by her bitterness that RQ's life didn't quite turn out the way she had hoped, but I still find that crazy bitch entertaining....

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