Monday, December 28, 2009
Charlie Sheen 911 Call
What a classy guy this Charlie Sheen (Bud Fox) is. He should have stuck with hookers. That way he can use that knife for a good cause. Like after he pays them and bangs them, he can rob them (I'm just playing).
I like how his wife makes sure to drop his full name when the operator asks.
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At one time hookers took checks from this guy. That's stout.
ReplyDeleteGood point. I forgot about that.
ReplyDeleteYou are not truly a high roller until hookers and coke dealers take your personal check.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are not officially a complete asswipe until you start paying for blow and whores by check.
ReplyDeletedidnt jerry springer write a check to a hooker when he was mayor of cincinnati?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. I remember there being some controversy about him and some hooker, not sure about the details.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just looked it up. I guess he did pay by check.
ReplyDeletereal ballers dont have to pay for pussy or coke.
ReplyDeleteGood call.
ReplyDeleteJerry Springer wrote a check for "hot lunch" he wrapped himself in plastic and had the girl cop a squat and crap on him. He is a weirdo. Gross!
ReplyDeleteI'm on my way to bed, what a way to end an evening, with hot lunch.
ReplyDeletegross. night all.
Spurs - I am making my new years resolution to quit all blogs other than Perez Hilton. Your blog isn't bad but it is something that consumes some of my time and sometimes in a bad way. I hope you don't get mad. I will stay faithful to my vow of a year off of the dirty and spurs, because I have not broken my last vow I made last year - it has been a year, and I am very proud of myself.
ReplyDeleteI might youtube about my going away one person party, but I was giving you the heads up.
With the most respect spurs,
-Pam
Dear Pam,
ReplyDeletewhat wonderful news. Now you will have more time for porn, and hopefully you'll get pregnant within a year and have a baby. You can keep the baby in a crib next to you, just off camera, as you finger yourself for strange men who have abrasions on their cocks from being chronic masturbators.
Congrats on another great decision. I support you.
oh no, my sore throat is coming back.
ReplyDeletei swear last week it was like swallowing razorblades. oh dear.
ReplyDeletewell goodnight, i'll be in bed if anyone is looking for me.
RQ:
ReplyDeleteHope all is well, thanks for my christmas present via youtube was very nice. I don't expect you to know my life nor do you care but I haven't done a "Web" show in about Three and a half months, I would rather you make fun of the fact I can't pay my bills and I live with my mom than bring up something I don't talk about anymore. Children are fun to play with but I have been on birth control since I was 17 for a reason and do not plan on shoving some demon child out of me. Hope your Holidays were splendid.
hey hey hey, goodbye!
ReplyDeletehello rq. glad to see you back.
Pam,
ReplyDeleteYou should not let the internet get to you so much. It's not all that serious.
DG. I Don't but my new years resolution makes sense, well maybe I will just make it for the dirty . Spurs is never mean to me lol
ReplyDeleteJust make it for the Dirty, hon. We'd miss you here.
ReplyDeleteI do try to lure RQ out. She's the only person who can actually make me feel properly abused. Damned old, chia pet pussied, no ass havin', skankish, old heifer (notice I got old in there twice). You know that old snatch has to smell like ass sweat and moth balls.
Pam,
ReplyDeleteTake care of yourself.
RQ,
I finally watched your xmas video. My "fat" wife and I appreciate the shout out...haha. It was actually pretty entertaining as usual.
Spurs,
What's up man? Cutler was born again hard last night. Too little too late though. I read this morning McGrady has asked for a trade. Who do you think will get him? IMO he is too injury prone and pretty much done.
What's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteAs far as McGrady? They should trade him to a WNBA team.
Perez Hilton is gayer than Nik.
ReplyDeleteI like when he got punched out by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas. That was great.
ReplyDeleteMy hope for the New Year? can you guess?!
ReplyDeleteMcGrady, Hardaway... fucking GAY! So gay that you all should follow this: http://www.ngbaus.com/phoenix/
GAY GAY GAY!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Spurs and Francis...
*Francis*
ReplyDeleteStreets,
You aren't down witht the sports talk? Surprising.
*with*
ReplyDeleteOh, and good morning to you as well.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI made a banana bread over Xmas that was to die for (getting in touch with my inner gay for you). Btw, morning sunshine.
I'm allergic to bananas but I love them as well as banana bread, it makes me so sad when people make banana bread or banana pudding and I cannot eat it. I am glad you tried your hand at gayness this holiday season Francis!
ReplyDeleteI actually have drastically cut my carb consumption anyway... did you know you can make "rice" from cauliflower? It's amazing.
I did not know that. Not a fan of cauliflower or vegetables for the most part outside of broccoli and corn. But I do like rice.
ReplyDelete"I made a banana bread over Xmas that was to die for"
ReplyDeleteYeah Francis, that was pretty gay.
I made banana bread, too! I want to make cranberry as well, perhaps for the New Year. I will send some to your wife, Francis. So she will get fatter and you will leave her for me once and for all!
ReplyDeleteI knew you could make rice from cauliflower. I have made pizza dough out of cauliflower. It was yummy!
Don't make fun of Perezito. I love him, he is hilarious. That was not funny when that douche punched him, and let's face it, Perez said what we all think about Fergie. No need to get mad and punch someone over it.
Pam, follow DG's advice. She is full of wisdom.
It's frikkin cold in the desert (I love that Kings of Leon song, too) again today! I think I shall go run laps at the park to warm up.
Anyone else think the singer from that band sucks?
ReplyDeleteWell, the one song I heard from them was pretty cool, I thought. But it was just one song.
ReplyDeleteev, do you mean the singer or the whole band?
ReplyDeletespeaking of shitty bands, the drummer from avenge sevenfold was found dead last night. he died from 'natural causes' at the age of 28. hollywood is a place to go if you want to die from 'natural causes'.
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
ReplyDeleteSo many people out there die from 'natural causes.'
if cocaine is a natural way to die.
ReplyDeletebut he was banging some pretty decent porn chick.
ReplyDeleteHe probably was. He was more than likely doing lines right off her body.
ReplyDeletethe worst i have done is a stripper...but she had only been stripping for 2 months, so she wasnt too jaded and tainted. but she did have the classic stripper mental problems.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Yeah, two months isn't long enough to be totally destroyed.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm curious: What would you say are the "classic stripper mental problems"?
drugs problems, bi-polar, family issues, 'the world owes me something because i show my asshole for a dollar' mentality. things like that.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe I found out about Jim Sullivan's death here. I know the band and their wives.
ReplyDeletedamn
Anonymous:
ReplyDeletePretty much things to avoid.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteSee? This is the place for breaking news!
maybe spurs site will rank up there in the google thingy mah-jig.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I guess it is, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteYou are like a Marv Albert of the blog world.
Well, it does for "spurs fan", brad ferro, and a few search terms for nik richie anonymous, but other than that, nope.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the Marv Albert line, but thanks bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteMarv Albert was just the first 'caster that came to mind when I thought of you.
ReplyDeleteThat's great. Some kinky freak who dresses up in lingerie and bites women. Nice.
ReplyDeleteFrancis~ the cauliflower rice does not taste like cauliflower or have the mush consistency of cooked cauliflower, you should try it. You shred it like cheese or put it in the food processor until it is the consistency of rice, then you mix it with dry seasonings only (I like to use a combination of curry powder, frozen peas and carrots and garlic salt or a combo of saffron, cumin seed and garlic salt) You then microwave it for 3 or 4 mins, do not add water, butter or any other "wet" ingredient until after it has already been cooked, otherwise it will get mushy. I add olive oil and cayenne pepper to the curried one and it tastes just like my favorite couscous. YUM!
ReplyDeleteBud Fox! lol You know, i'm not lying when I tell you that I just watch that movie the other night (Christmas Eve night to be exact) and then this catastrophe occurs! And, before that, I watched the movie "Clueless" and Brittany Murphy winds up buying the farm! What the heck?!
ReplyDelete*watched
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad you I don't have any movies out Queen Bee, otherwise I might end up dead.
ReplyDeleteI need to think of some other stars that you can knock off.
Speaking of Wall Street, do you know Wall Street 2 comes out this year? It's directed by Oliver Stone again.
ReplyDeleteAnd Michael Douglas is in it too. But not Bud Fox.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Wall Street 2: Money never sleeps...Shia Lebouf is supposed to be the "Bud Fox" type in the movie isnt he? It makes me laugh b/c my man had never seen Wall Street! Are you kidding me? Who hasnt seen this movie! I hope the sequel isnt lame...that was such an iconic movie, usually when ppl mess with it or try and create another "great movie"..it doesnt happen. But Ollie Stone is the shizz so we'll see. You know after Wall Street, I love the movie Boiler Room with Ben Affleck and Giovanni Ribisi..they shouldve cast him in WS2!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm glad you're not coming out in any movies either...cant let things happen to my Spurs!! :) Maybe someone like Michael Moore will cast Obama in an upcoming docu-drama! I'll make sure I catch that one! lol
ReplyDeleteI agree completely. I love Wall Street. Gordon Gecko was the shit. So cocky.
ReplyDeleteAnd Boiler Room is fantastic. Ben Affleck was great in it. The whole cast was great. I agree about Ribisi too. That would have been a great choice.
Uh-oh. I was going to mention Obama in a movie, but I didn't know what you think of him.
ReplyDeleteI take it you aren't a fan? And capitalism hating Moore is a piece of garbage.
Also, really missed your "lol's" and smiley faces Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yeah, I cant stand either one of those guys. Gordon Gecko is the MAN...he reminds me of my former Area Vice President, he was cocky and kinda hot in that same "dog eat dog" way.
ReplyDeleteI always envisioned having my way with him! lol
:) :)
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gecko is the MAN. I love that part of the movie where he's rolling around in the limo with Fox, and then he lets him out after Bud's not willing to play ball. Then Bud knocks on the window and is willing to go for it, and it's raining, and then the limo just speeds off, leaving Fox there in the rain.
Priceless.
I wish I knew how to contact your former Area Vice President QB, I would tell him you want to have your way with him.
ReplyDelete: ) : )
I think I could find him if I wanted to; timing was ALWAYS off with him. He was either married, or boffing my predecessor, I guess at the time I was too young for him or something? lol Even his name was commanding like Gordon Gecko's...
ReplyDeleteSo Spurs...I remember see that you loathe Houston sports teams eh?? Well, the Texans are 8-8 whaddya say about that? I was waiting for us to kick a filed goal up Kris Browns @ss! :)
GO TEXANS!!!
*field goal
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteYour former area VP was "boffing" (nice term) your predecessor?
Interesting. Oh, and yes, I do loathe Houston sports teams. The Texans won right? So aren't they 9-7 now?
Well, congrats.
They still aren't making the playoffs though.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Yao Ming is like Humpty Dumpty.