"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
This is a really funny idea. I give the guy credit for having a sense of humor.
Thanks for sending this Drew.
This is really funny. That was a great idea.
ReplyDeleteYes it was. I think the guy might be funnier than you DG.
ReplyDeleteHe may be. But I wouldn't have taken it down. I maybe would've put a little sign on the bottom saying the person isn't real just so they don't mess with the ladder and ruin my yard.
ReplyDeleteWell, you may not be as funny as him, but you are smarter (see? I'm in the Holiday giving mood already).
ReplyDeleteWhere did Drew get this? I swear that is Huntington Beach. Someone (with a blue house) had this exact decoration last year.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew may be following me.
Nice prefix you gave yourself there Bitchhog. Drew's not following you. I am.
ReplyDeleteAh, I see. Spurs, you are looking for a new basement fixture, no?
ReplyDeleteYes. I'm looking for a more secure one after DG escaped.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am not the proper candidate. I am feral. and a man can't hold me down...
ReplyDeleteI didn't write that I'd keep you down there.
ReplyDelete"La Dona."
ReplyDeleteWhere would you try to keep me? In a shanty or tent in your backyard?
ReplyDeleteWell, you see I'm mininterpreted your "fixture" comment. I'm looking for a new basement, not a new victim. Yet. But where would I keep you if you were a victim? Probably in a cage. Or I'd just bury you. Something nice like that.
ReplyDeleteOh, and "La Virgen" is the best so far.
ReplyDeleteCBT must have a nasty hangover.
ReplyDeleteHe probably does. He's still having flashbacks though to his drunken state. He mentioned some other skank this morning on the post below.
ReplyDeleteInteresting description CBT.
ReplyDeleteI heard an old sergeant say that after a night of hard drinking when I was at Fort Rucker. It's a very apt description of my condition today.
ReplyDeleteI remember the days when me a couple of buddies would go through a gallon of Crown or Maker's Mark, get 5 hours of sleep and work 12 hours the next day. That was only a couple of years ago. Now a pint of freakin' rum kicks my ass and causes me to propose to the second meanest woman on the Internet.
Anonymous whacks off to pictures of Merlin.
ReplyDeleteClever Scam taking advantage of older men
ReplyDeleteWomen often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the Mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regulars' at Lowe's,Home Depot,or Auto Zone customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the past summer, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works...
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way,they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my Wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th; three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men like me.
P. S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's and Home Depot.
That was pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"But where would I keep you if you were a victim? Probably in a cage. Or I'd just bury you. Something nice like that."
im at a loss for words
Well, let me help you find the word:
ReplyDeleteSARCASM.
well yes, I assume that you are obviously joking. i just meant you have a vivid imagination. i wasnt saying it in a bad way. youre funny.
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you anonymous. And you are nice.
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest and most original thing I have seen in a while. I wish I had thought of that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is a good one right?
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