E-mail (from CBT): I don't have a clue what to say about this except he looks like the kind of dude I imagine would live two doors over from you.
SPURS FAN says: Good one CBT. Actually, it looks like the guy would be from Arkansas. He's probably related to you, being everyone in that state is related to each other in some way.
This picture really is funny though.
this guy should e forced to snort 3 ounces, then while he is convulsing, beaten with his own child over the head until they are both dead.
ReplyDeleteWell, I agree with you somewhat on that. I think the guy probably should get beaten, but perhaps not with his daughter.
ReplyDeletebe doing her a favor too.
ReplyDeleteBut fuck it, its too late, that picture seems to be from the late 70's early 80's which means the girl in the picture is already a 30 year old used up crack whore anyway... "Thanks daddy for making me play 'make the snake spit' when you were all wired up"
You really do have a twisted mindset.
ReplyDeleteThats what happens when you are a 45 year old virgin living in your moms basement and malnourished from a Del Taco only diet
ReplyDeleteWell, you would know.
ReplyDeleteYes we would Spurs, yes we would
ReplyDeleteNot "we", you.
ReplyDeleteYes, WE do
ReplyDeleteListen up you fucking transparent gargoyle, dont argue with me, or I will be forced to dig up your dead great grandmother and anally rape her in front of you
ReplyDeleteYou need to be hospitalized.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: If the guy was from Arkansas, the shirt would read "Methamphetamine" not "Cocaine".
ReplyDeleteAnonymous sucks Sean Hannity's shit off Rush Limbaugh's dick.
ReplyDeleteWhats up CBT? Is it dead in here or what? Spurs Fan is just talking to himself?
ReplyDeleteHey Wop. It looks like the two Spurs are sparring.
ReplyDeleteCBT please email me your # pamiam214@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteAll of my contacts were deleted, so anyone else who talked with me off of here email me please =)
WTF?! I do not appreciate people posting my personal family photos on the internet.
ReplyDeleteI am now singing this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXuv7m-5_gw
" If the guy was from Arkansas, the shirt would read "Methamphetamine" not "Cocaine"."
ReplyDeleteGood point.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteNice. I guarantee it was that guy's favorite song.
This picture is so old (I hope nobody putside Texas still wears their hair that way) this dude was rocking Clapton.
ReplyDeleteI'd say this pic was taken in the 80's. And what "hat" are you referring to?
ReplyDelete"Hair", not "hat".
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah let's hope nobody wears their hair that way either. That's just awful.
ReplyDeleteI saw that hair cut on a teenager in Midland, Tx in the summer of 2007.
ReplyDeleteYou remember that?
ReplyDeleteHe was the detail guy at a dealership I was at for an event sale. I always remember the fucked up shit I see like the black woman with mutton chop sideburns in Carrollton, Va that I sold a used Malibu to, homeless people in Philly who had the happiest fucking dog I ever saw, little kids getting put on burros that didn't want to be ridden at some kind of festival that I wandered into in Georgetown, Co, shit like that.
ReplyDeleteHere's one that's always baffled me. Aurora, Co is covered over with Ethiopian Restaurants and Groceries. What the fuck is Ethiopian cusuine? I was always afraid to find out, I figured it would be fricaseed locust or grub worms on a bed of road weeds.
ReplyDelete"I was always afraid to find out, I figured it would be fricaseed locust or grub worms on a bed of road weeds."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
You go to an Ethiopian joint, the waiter says,
ReplyDelete"Welcome to the Lion Of Judah Grill and Bar. My name is Mgumbie and I'll be your waiter tonight. The soup of the day is Slow Lizard Stew, with chopped cockroaches and fire ants..."
That might be going a little overboard CBT. I looked up their cuisine:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_cuisine
I do have to say that pic of their food doesn't look all that appetizing.
Glad you gave us an update that you still feel the same way about CBT anonymous.
ReplyDeleteSlow Lizard Stew is something I learned in a jungle survival course.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous jacks off to pics of Trig Palin.
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteDid you ever make any?
ReplyDelete"dulet (Ge'ez: ዱለት dūlet), a spicy mixture of tripe, liver, beef, and peppers"
ReplyDeleteSlow Lizard Stew sounds better.
Yeah, and I've eaten it, too. Jungle survival was basically designed to make us eat the grossest stuff you can imagine in the name of survival. Ants and grubs are good sources of protien. So are termites.
ReplyDeleteWhat else did you eat?
ReplyDeleteThey made us eat a couple of grubs apiece in class, so the instructors could see our faces.
ReplyDeleteThe last week of survival school, you get dumped in the woods with 20 feet of fishing line and a survival knife (not the kind with the hollow handle either. I was eating roasted rabbit less than three hours after getting dumped out.
I've eaten all kinds of stuff. The Ham and Lima Beans that were in our C-rations were way worse than Slow Lizard Stew. They've got a rodent like a Nutria in Nicaraugua, they're good when you haven't been resupplied in a week.
Survivor school sounds like it would be interesting.
ReplyDeleteSome of the guys in Survival School lost 10 or 15 lbs during the week in the woods. I lost 2. My grandaddy taught me how to snare rabbits and squirrels and spear fish. I had a fire, a rabbit and shelter less than three hours into the woods.
ReplyDeleteDid you hook anyone up with any food?
ReplyDeleteIt was. Summary: If it moves under it's own power, it's a source of protien.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDid you hook anyone up with any food?"
The idea was to learn to survive on your own if you got seperated from your unit, shot down, lost, whatever. They scattered us pretty far apart, I never saw any of the others.
That sounds cool.
ReplyDeleteYou know why it's called Slow Lizard Stew, right?
ReplyDeleteNo, why?
ReplyDeleteThe fast lizards get away.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one man.
ReplyDeleteYeah, some Survival Training Instructor had a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why are we both at home on a Friday night?
ReplyDeleteWell, the weather is crappy here. I'm just watching some NBA basketball. Why are you at home?
ReplyDeleteI have to say, even if the weather wasn't crappy, I'd still probably be here.
ReplyDeleteI'm just lazy and it's like 26 degrees outside. One of my clients gave me a bog, ol' fat hogleg doobie (first weed I've smoked in like 4 and half months) and I'm working on a jug of Gallo Red Table Wine, watching Season 2 of The Sheild.
ReplyDelete*big* not bog
ReplyDeleteSounds good.
ReplyDeleteCBT + SpursFan = Gayness
ReplyDeleteThanks.
ReplyDeleteOf her gut hanging lower then her titS? lol
ReplyDeletesure...send them in. why not?
ReplyDeleteto whom ?
ReplyDeleteshes being a bitch and posting all of her friends in seattle sec. on the d. word
ReplyDeletespurs has seen them
ReplyDeletesend them to spurs to post.
ReplyDeleteYeah Pam, send me some pics of Nickel. I want anonymous here to rip the crap out of her, being she sold you out on thedirty.
ReplyDeleteSeems like anonymous wants to, so let's be nice and give him an opportunity.
Hey Pam, do her friends know that she's posting them?
ReplyDeletenope they will think its me, I actually knew all of those girls and people before she did. You can post that pic of her now.
ReplyDeleteI need to look at that pic again.
ReplyDeleteYou know that girl who got posted under seattle name Loptimus prime ? haha. Don't know if you rem. her, well I heard her drunk talking about how everyone got mad at her because she worked with merlin to find some one to make a " dirty celeb " but then she went and hung out with her on purpose so she could be posted.. I wish people could have better hobbies then try and being posted on a D list site
ReplyDeleteI remember Loptimus prime vaguely, but I don't remember what she looks like.
ReplyDeleteshe is some fake boobied girl in seattle, never met her. But I guess Kalli was friends with her then purposely gave them all the info on her and acted like she had no part to it.
ReplyDeleteI hate pathological liars. I should have kicked her ass that night not been nice to her.
I imagine you probably could kick the shit out of her.
ReplyDeleteWell she is bigger than me, also she uses the word kill allot and if you don't rem she said she would love to murder me
ReplyDeleteI don't remember that. That's pretty messed up.
ReplyDeleteIts on some old post let me find it, it was very sane.
ReplyDeleteYou mean insane?
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2009/07/13/crazy-dirty-celeb-convo/
ReplyDeleteread that. haha.
and I was being sarcastic
Yeah, I kind of realized that after I left my comment. All right, I'll check out that link.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is messed up.
ReplyDeleteyeeaah. I seem pretty literally sane compared to that haha.
ReplyDeleteI really thought she had changed, but I Thought about it and heard about steven for five hours, and realized she got dumped by some guy, that doesn't usually change you for the better if your still talking about it five months later non stop and finding anyone who has been around him. Sigh.
sane *
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say that's a little off if she's still crying about it 5 months later.
ReplyDeleteI cry about my ex once in a while but we dated for like two years, they only dated for three months, and he sent me dick pics the whole time lmao
ReplyDeleteSound like a keeper.
ReplyDeleteWell after running into him, I can officially say he looks like a 12 year old ex coke addict and most likely still is his eyes scream I do drugs. She did tons of adderal to loose her weight eallier this year in the summer, got poor and can't buy it ..
ReplyDeleteIt was love then ?
They sound like a couple that was ready to take over the world.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note a child gave me a cupcake today after I helped her birthday party, and another woman recruited me to her chhurch! .haha =)
ReplyDeleteHey, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah they also asked me what grade I was in highschool I wanted to say 11th but then I realized I am not in highschool. I think I will go to there church its by work and I like new friends, they are 20 years older than me, my idea is to surround myself with older ladies so I can get tips on there wholesome little white picket fenced lives ;')
ReplyDeleteAt least they wouldn't threaten to kill you.
ReplyDeleteJust threaten me with baked good, love, God and children! Perhaps a rich man with a gate not a fence ;) the kind with a bell man
ReplyDeleteGood thinking.
ReplyDeleteI miss my best friend Athena, she left for vegas in the middle of the night two months ago. .. =/. Big Drew called her Panda Express..
ReplyDeleteI wonder if shes alive.
What's she doing there?
ReplyDeleteNo clue, me and my other couple of best friends ( We all met at 12 in jr high ) had a little best friend pack, and none of us know. She was my other half, we always did things so similar is why I worry so much I guess. She called me to tell me she had left the day I was driving back from Florida, I was excited to tell her I would be seeing her again. It has been two months, she has disapeared, Facebook is gone, dropped out of college only had one year left to graduate.. her family loved her a bunch..
ReplyDeleteLike I said, we always did things alike, and I know how I came home -- but she has no one to get her or try to save her, and she is missing now.
.. hooker ?
Wow, that's sad. She must have really been going through some rough times. I hate to guess, but call girl or stripper. Or maybe she met some rich dude online and she shacked up with him.
ReplyDeleteHer family hasn't even heard from her?
Her little sister and I talk.. but I know my panda express she will lie til the day she died to hide it from her family.
ReplyDeleteWhen I ask about her little sister just has brief answers and then we change subject quick, I think its hard on them. When I left for Florida I had my own apartment and the last time we saw each other she was mad I had my own place and wanted to drink and I was in a bad mood and was like I have shit to do, so the last time we ever saw each other we fought .. =/ We have talked since and are fine, but I don't want to go to a funeral and say tht was my last memory.
I wouldn't worry about it. I think she'll be fine. Just because she's living in Vegas doesn't mean she's going to die.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing she said was " I am scared " and I said why because your on your own down there and she said no everyone is fine here I am scared of myself.
ReplyDelete.. I dont think shes okay =(
Damn, that's terrible.
ReplyDeletespurs we will have been friends for a year in like three months are you excited
ReplyDeleteWhat calendar are you looking at?
ReplyDeletethe american one!!.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there was an "american one." Well, I think we became "pals" later than March. But whenever it gets close to a year, indeed I will be excited. I'll probably be so excited, I'll take off running like Forest Gump.
ReplyDeleteHaha! you remind me of him too!! soo funny!! .. LMAO joking.
ReplyDeleteYeah it was march!!.
Well, maybe we can get together and bake a cake, then put one candle in it to celebrate our "anniversary."
ReplyDeleteI feel like we are married some days. to be honest.
ReplyDelete"Married?"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
What we could one day
ReplyDeleteAnd robots could take over the world. So I guess anything is possible.
ReplyDeleteno spurs. I Want to be Pamela Anne Spurs
ReplyDeleteWell, it would be Pamela Anne Fan. Because "Fan" is my last name.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a high tech fanny pack
ReplyDeleteI am down.
shut uppp.
ReplyDeleteI hate the word Ok .. its not even spelled right !
Thank you!. haha, I never told you what I am enrolled in college for !! It will make anyone off of the internet gag and say "bullshit!" haha.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to major in?
ReplyDeleteWell I have it set up so my courses are in child education, that is only a two year degree in Washington, ( ages 3-6 ) and If I keep on keeping on ( already have college under the belty ) I will finish with a degree in general education, but I refuse to teach a grade higher than third, or fourth - they will all over bare me and I can not have that or pull a mary kay laterno . =)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd stick with kids under third grade. Any grade over that, and the kids will know more than you do. I mean, you don't want to be the dumbest kid in fourth grade.
ReplyDeleteHAHA ! I Will come fight you!!. Dumb ass that is what education is for!! I was talking about the fact at work all of the kids over 12 are my height or taller than me and it makes me feel scared if they are crazy and want to toss me or put paint in my eye.
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm just giving you a hard time Pam.
ReplyDelete" hard " yeah I bet you are baby, ohh being married is fun!
ReplyDeleteWay to keep it classy Pam.
ReplyDeleteI am aloud to be dirty once in a while I am not a nun by any means, just a ton less trashy then over the summer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's cool. Well, I think I am going to bed. Sweet dreams Pam.
ReplyDeleteGnite Spurs Sweet Dreams =)
ReplyDeleteTONIGHT, < WERE GETTING FUCKED UP> :)
ReplyDeleteIve got big balls
ReplyDeleteWhat's up *Jenn*?
ReplyDeleteGood for you Drew.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI have figured out what I am getting you for Christmas. Please send me all of your pics of you in your 20's.
http://www.boozecats.com/
Oh yeah? Let me check out that link.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny. You have to wonder what kind of person would start a site like that up.
ReplyDeletespurs. blaah!.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that mean?
ReplyDeleteI am tired!!. Work keeps kicking my ass. I got tipped, I am not allowed to be tipped but I Really wanted Starbucks so I Took the ten. That was nice, I am on a roll, first it was a cupcake, then it was a church invitation than a 10 dollar bill and oh yeah I got the head of a barbie from a cake today.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes burn from computer lightsss.
Sounds like you are on a roll indeed.
ReplyDeleteguess so. blah. post your post..
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want me to do? Just post the pictures?
ReplyDeleteUp to you, but I'll probably still post the pics as soon as I figure out what to write on them.
ReplyDeleteAre you asleep now
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteGood. Were you always insomniac or did this website do it ?
ReplyDeleteThe website probably had something to do with it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have always had a hard time sleeping but It has been like way later I go to sleep since like January, not sure what happened in January haha
ReplyDeleteI'll spend all day tomorrow trying to figure out what happened in January.
ReplyDeleteI quit my good job on january 1st.. lol. Maybe that was it.. I had been working for so long as a manger and has so much substance oh and the boyfriend left me for his girlfriend haha. Maybe I went crzy thennnn
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
ReplyDeleteI feel old .
ReplyDeleteOk.
ReplyDeleteokay *
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's right.
ReplyDeletepam=boring fartface.
ReplyDeleteColorful description anonymous.
ReplyDeletewow. thanks. haha. fart face is such a amazing word.. lol
ReplyDeleteI always call ppl fart face, but I havent been on here in hours, and I dont comment under anon, and Pammy i dont think ur a fart face lmao.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing up *Jenn*?
ReplyDeleteIm not doing much, my boyfriend went "HUNTING" around 3am so ive just been watching a movie. I might go to sleep sometime soon, but when I put my son to bed at 9pm last night I kinda fell asleep too, and didnt wake back up until 3am so I am wired. lol How r u Kasey? U know out of everyone on my email your the one person he didnt ask about. Well the only guys I talked to besides you was WOP and VENOM, I know what WOP looks like, but VENOM is like a GHOST, but I like him.
ReplyDeleteWop looks like a homeless Dom DeLuise (I hope he reads this on Monday, he doesn't like when I bash him when he's not around).
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
So what movie are you watching?
Movies Over- I was watching Blow. lol
ReplyDeleteLove that movie, love Johnny Depp.
Wop is actually hot, but shhh dont tell him his head might get bigger than it already is. lol What are you doing up Spursy? Are you nocturnal? I thought I was the "OWL" lol. Havent heard u call me that in ages.
Owl:
ReplyDeleteYou should check out Public Enemies when it comes out. Why am I up? I slept a bunch today (well, yesterday), now I can't sleep.
Do you have any good MJ?
ReplyDeletelol
Public Enemies? I def. want to see it.
And Alice in Wonderland as well, Johnny is going to be the Madd Hatter. Hes my number one. Really I think hes so sexxy!!
No, I don't have any good MJ. I actually haven't smoked in awhile.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't know he was going to be in Alice in Wonderland. That should be interesting.
Haven't smoked in a while? ....
ReplyDeleteIm sorry. lol
This lady I know has a $600 Volcano, and we did some volcano research last night for about 45 minutes before I went to the mall. It felt like the Frankenstein from Grandmas Boy.
lmao
What do you mean a $600 volcano?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/attachments/vaporizers/774d1179198530-volcano-action-2.jpeg
ReplyDeletecheck it....
Whatever happened to that miss high times chick? lol Was she for real?
Oh wow. That's bad ass.
ReplyDeleteAs far as tatazz? Yeah, she was real. I don't know what happened to her though. I wanted to post her high times pics from the October issue, but I couldn't ever find them. And she still checks the site out. Well, at least I think it's her. At least I see the city she lives in check the site out.
Did u know who Evil Spurs Fan was?
ReplyDeleteI have a pretty good idea. I could be wrong though, but I doubt I am.
ReplyDeletehmmm....well whoever they are is fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteI'd say a little messed up in the head.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to drink a 40 ounce of OE, eat a couple of pickled eggs and go ride the elevator at the mall.
ReplyDeleteThats sexay! .
ReplyDeleteYour leg is sexay.
ReplyDeleteRocket queens bush is sexay.
ReplyDeleteThat should read, "Dick Cheney said Rocket Queen's bush is sexay". George never had a thought on his own.
ReplyDeleteDad, what the fuck are you saying? Moms gonna kick your ass.
ReplyDeleteSon, you're a fucking idiot, anyway. Jeb was supposed to be President, not you, and you and Dick went and fucked that all up.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, Anonymous whacks off to pics of Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT?
ReplyDeleteNot much, Spurs, You?
ReplyDeleteNot much man.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous collects vials of RQ's bath water.
ReplyDeleteHow cute, a pic of spurs and cbt from back in the day!
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well. If it isn't DG. That was a nice comment to welcome yourself back. Really nice. But that is a pic of a girl, so thanks for comparing me to a girl.
ReplyDeleteDG, good to see you around. Have you been kissing strangers again?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are kind of a girl.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteIf there are only two people in an elevator and somebody farts, everyone knows who did it. With three people, there's some mystery.
ReplyDeleteBrilliance CBT, brilliance.
ReplyDeletePamela Anne said...
ReplyDelete"Yeah, I have always had a hard time sleeping but It has been like way later I go to sleep since like January, not sure what happened in January haha"
"...Maybe I went crzy thennnn"
I don't think you're crazy Pam. Why do you say that??
I was gonna drink a 40 of OE, eat a couple of pickled eggs and go ride the elevator at the mall, but pickeld eggs are too nasty and it was too cold to get out of the house today. I built a fire and watched Nostradamus shit on the History Channel all day.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up "Anonymous"? How have you been?
ReplyDeletePammie's not crazy now.
ReplyDeleteNice plans CBT. I think you might be crazy. Maybe not Pam, but I think you just might be.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Nothing's funnier than a silent pickled egg fart in a crowded elevator, unless it a garlic fart in one of those three row commuter jets.
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs, doing ok, cant complain. What about you?
ReplyDeleteCBT, I dont think she ever was crazy. And yes, I have seen some of those Nostradamus specials on History channel too.
Spurs, it was nice of you to let DG out of the basement for one comment.
ReplyDeleteWas it an escape? or just a holiday giving mood?
And of course I'm crazy. Combat followed by 21 years in the car business, yeah, I'm crazy.
ReplyDeleteoh here we go...
ReplyDelete