Kalli (aka Nickel) said...
haha o geeze, I got so mad at him after that picture was taken... and yes I was born with a VERY flat ass... big boobs and flat ass, I'm like a little boy with no hips lol maybe that's why the merls likes me ;)
July 30, 2009 2:10 AM
pucker said...
God gave me hips and a ass - but not so much boobs... I look like a half 12 year old boy and a half 18 year old girl..
August 2, 2009 1:57 AM
It was brought to my attention this morning that (|)Pixie Queef(|) was posted over at thedirty. I made this post back in August, but I never posted it. Now I'm glad I didn't. I think it's apparent why Pixie is attracted to Bankruptcy.
I was going to go with another pic for the queef, but nothing screams, "I'm Here, and I'm Queer!" quite like fake blonde hair and a lip ring. ON A "GUY."
P.S. There you go "santa."
This is what can happen if you don't beat your kids enough :(
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Maynard? Long time no see. I think Pixie was probably raised by two women.
ReplyDeletemaybe he should just cut it off and get it over with ,,,,, lol
ReplyDeletePixie was born with a vagina Q.
ReplyDeleteJust no tits. Life must be hard on her.
ReplyDeleteSPURS I AM GOING TO FUCKING HURT HOOMAN.
ReplyDeleteFUCK THIS SHIT DUDE FUCK MERLIN THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOT LOSERS
What's up Francis? How's it going?
ReplyDeleteWell looky hurr! iffin' it aint meh ol' broilfreen, Murleen! Ahs prudy sho ah dun toll s/him ah dunt be likin' the blondy look. Wen ah furst met s/him dah carpet matched dah drapes and by drapes ah meen baloney curtains. Dis hurr sho do make s/him look mighty kah-weer! Wur was dis pick-shur taken? Gaywad prison?
ReplyDeletePam glad to see you quit putting things in your butt......or at least for money.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome fake Cadamino. So how long did you and (|)Merlin(|) date?
ReplyDeletethank you!.
ReplyDeleteIt's going good, I've been busy since getting back from vacation.
ReplyDeleteOne problem, I'm about to be put in a padded room by my wife after the Bulls lost at home to the Nets last night....fucking brutal man.
Hell Spares, it was just fer one nite we hung out. S/he was wearing a chain on its wall-it, tryin' tah look euro-butch. Ah likey meh a down home kinda cunt-tree gal.
ReplyDeleteHello Francis!
ReplyDeletePam what did Human do to you today? He is such a little bitch. Recently I was wondering if possibly the disfiguring scars on his face are not from bad acne but rather he had acid thrown on him for disgracing his family?
Pixie looks like he should standing behind the counter at porn shop explaining why the Ram Bone doesn't hurt that bad...
ReplyDeleteHot girl Elfie. How have you been?
ReplyDeleteLooks as if Pixie is using the "Nikel solution to hair maintainance"
ReplyDelete"S/he was wearing a chain on its wall-it, tryin' tah look euro-butch."
ReplyDeleteShe does look rather euro-butch, that's for sure. She should do some modeling.
Sadly the season is already over for the Bulls and Bears......now I get the joy of watching Jim Hendry try to fix all the shitty signings from last baseball season.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDelete"Pam what did Human do to you today? He is such a little bitch. Recently I was wondering if possibly the disfiguring scars on his face are not from bad acne but rather he had acid thrown on him for disgracing his family?"
It's a good thing the Queef isn't from the Middle East, they kill queens over there.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteGood luck finding a taker for Bradley. And you are right about the Queef. She does look like she should be working at a porn shop.
elfie hooman posted me twice today and he named one of the photos " Die pucker die "
ReplyDeleteAll because I left a comment that he posted, but added his own line " when I die you will miss me just watch "
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
I met VANILLA ICE thats way more famous than nik I would rather use his name!!
Tah tale dah troof...ah met Murleen offa kregslist under dah t4m part. Dah add sayed dat s/he wus lookin' fer sumbuddy tah bring dah ruckus. Whateva dat meens.
ReplyDelete"Dah add sayed dat s/he wus lookin' fer sumbuddy tah bring dah ruckus"
ReplyDeleteI think that means she was looking for someone to bang her.
I was hoping the Rangers would take him back, but it looks like maybe the Rays now. Don't know why anybody would want that asshole though, but I guess when it's on Jim Hendry's tab why not take a chance...
ReplyDeleteI really wish you had taken a pic of Vanilla Ice Pam.
ReplyDeleteYeah Francis, that was a horrible idea bringing that goofball on board.
ReplyDeletehaha he is playing tom. night should I go?!HHAHA he will think I am stalking him we had like a 10-15 min convo about his kid and cats ahhahaa soo funny. Then I hit on him and my co-worker was like " his wife is glaring " haha
ReplyDeleteMy wife got her photo taken with MC Hammer when we were in Chicago this summer. We went to Gino's East for dinner and his entourage was there promoting his upcoming AE show or something......I declined when offered a picture because I'm not Timberfake
ReplyDeleteAh wunce had meh pick-shur taken wif Bert Reenolds stunt doubles twin seester!
ReplyDeletehaha! yeah he was kind of mean even when I made talk and we talked, like he seemed hella into himself! the kid was SO cute though I tried prying for info I Asked where he came from and he said " my moms belly "
ReplyDelete"I declined when offered a picture because I'm not Timberfake"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Francis.
Cadamino:
ReplyDeleteThat must have been like meeting royalty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFXzSOKI7So
ReplyDeleteDecided to put that back up just for the record
I've been ok, Francis, thanks for asking.
ReplyDeleteNawt reely Spanks, but iffin' yew wanna talk aboot meetin's ah can tale yew aboot dah tyme ah met Murleen.
ReplyDeleteAll right, tell me about it.
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteI forgot what that room the Porn Trout had you in looked like.
Damn, when I looked at the video of Pam's, I saw the one where Drew asked those two meth heads about Nik Richie. I had never seen that video. That was worth a laugh.
ReplyDeleteHere's that video:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sneasuYtSnU&feature=related
Pause it at 21 seconds.
Where did you meet Vanilla Ice Pam? I met him too back before everyone smashed is tapes and records for being a fake. haha. Back in the day my father had record stores and they would often have signings there, I'd always hang out in the back or get to go in their limo, I was like 10 and thought I was too cool.
ReplyDeleteDamn Cadamino, that's a colorful story. So what did you do after that? Did you take her home?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWho else did you meet?
I remember that youtube Pammy!
ReplyDeleteAnswer to Meth heads... Nik Richie is the brain child (figment) of some con artist's imagination.
He was in my work yesterday! I will be late if I dont leave now the dirty made me late haha I got so mad just now!! but yeah I Will tell you about it later I Am so proud, rem when everyone was telling me tofind him in florida ?! haha
ReplyDeleteSnow, A lighter Shade of Brown, The Jetts (that was my first concert at 5), the fucking Ninja Turtles (haha), Tori Amos, The Judds (my dad toured with them), Dwight Yokum ... I am having a hard time remembering anyone else but I know there are more.
ReplyDeleteWell Spunk, we went aroun dah mall fer alil bit dat way in case ah end up missin ders some viddy-oh footage of meh wif dah last persin ah was seen wif. Den s/he says tah meh, 'wanna go to hot topic and look around? they might be having a clearance sale on panties.' Sews ah says sho nuff. Well ah reckon s/he was dare earlier in dah day and new dare was a sale becuz s/he got some pannys dah had a big ol hole right wear the turn pipe is! Den s/he says, 'Let me go try these on real quick. I will call you in the dressing room so you can see how they fit.'
ReplyDeleteElfie:
ReplyDeleteThat's bad ass.
I mean Streets.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny Cadamino. "Hot topic for a clearance sale on panties?"
ReplyDeleteThat would have freaked me out. So what happened after she called you to the dressing room?
Spurs~ Smartass.
ReplyDeleteWell, ah dun walked in and s/he was bent ova wif 3 fingers insyde reaching fer her breckfess er sumpin' becuz s/he kept diggin up moar an moar. It kinda luked like a chocolate starfish was eatin her hand. Den dats wen ah saw dah chain wall-it! Ah dun spun round and leff so fast my shadow was yellin at meh to wait up! Aint no way no how ahmma be seen wif a chain wall-it wherein euro-fag!
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNo, I was serious. I think that would have been cool to meet a bunch of artists when I was a kid.
Cadamino:
ReplyDeleteWell, you would think that you would have run after seeing her fist herself, but I suppose leaving when you saw the chain wallet was smart too.
Sorry Spurs, I can never tell when you are being a smartass or not. It was pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Streets.
ReplyDeleteI started crying when I read the "smartass" line too.
ReplyDeleteWell Spinks, off ah go intah dah wyld green yonder. Ah gotta do mah moss farming and go diggin up sum bloodroot fer the sellin'. Ah be back reel soon like.
ReplyDeleteAll right Cadamino. Thanks for stopping by and letting us know a little bit about the he/she.
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