From the NY Post:
US Weekly magazine reports Tiger and wife Elin have a prenup worth $300 million -- an amount that would top the current celebrity divorce record held by Michael Jordan, whose wife Juanita got an estimated $150 million settlement.
The Sun-Times said the couple, under the current pact, have to stay married for 10 years in order for Elin to collect $20 million; a new pact shortens the time frame and jacks up the dollar amount.
I give her a ton of credit. If the new pre-nup really is for $300 million, she's being really smart. And you know the dude is just willing to do whatever it takes to stay with her at this point, so she's playing her cards right.
Beats Kobe and his $4 million ring, that's for sure.
CBT said...
ReplyDeleteThe pawn shop is really a gun shop masquerading as a pawn shop. That, too, is pretty fucking hillbilly.
What fucked me up was I expected the guy to get the other vehicle parked there, a 15 year old Ford pickup, not the BMW.
I like what Wanda Sykes said about Tiger.
ReplyDelete"The more successful he got, the less black he got, all the way down to one just a quarter. Tiger Woods is a quarter black until he gets in trouble, then it'll be 'Black Golfer screws up...'"
Yeah CBT, did you even read what the post was about? Yes, it's a part black dude who's good at golf. I know man, it must be hard for you to take.
ReplyDeleteOk, so I guess you did read what the post was about.
ReplyDeleteWop, have a canoli and lighten up.
ReplyDeletecbt is a fag.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I like how you stay consistent with your message anonymous.
ReplyDeleteNah, spurs, not hard for me to take at all. One, I don't golf so I don't give a shit and, two, Tiger has worked his ass off since he was a little bitty boy to get where he is. What surprises me about this is that anyone thought he wasn't getting strange pussy all over America, including his wife. He should divorce her ass and hold her to the original prenup. One of my old bosses married and divorced one his exes three times until he got the divorce settlement he wanted.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I don't get. I mean, it's apparent that he was cheating on her from the very beginning.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous masturbates to pictures of Nancy Pelosi.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI see your point about getting a divorce. I mean, can you imagine in a couple of years if she decided to divorce him? That's 280 million down the drain.
cbt milks bulls with his mouth.
ReplyDeleteI'd drop that bitch like a hot horseshoe, cut her 20 million and haul ass. I mean he's Tiger fucking Woods, pussy abounds. If he's all that hung up her, she's got a twin sister just as hot that can't be all that different.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know she has a twin.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous whacks off to Barney Frank news clips.
ReplyDeletewhy he fuck did he sign a new pre-nup? and would it be valid since they are already married anyway?
ReplyDeletecbt molests donkeys
ReplyDeleteIdentical twins. Elin (Mrs. Woods) and Josefin Nordegren.
ReplyDeleteAnon - its actually called a post nuptial, and you can do them at any point
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that she told him she was going to leave him, and this is what he came up with. Cash as an incentive to stay.
Anonymous blows Gary Coleman.
ReplyDeleteYep CBT, they are indentical twins, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteget rid of her while shes still cheap. 20 million is nothing to him right now. he makes over 100 million a year.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
I'm pretty sure that she told him she was going to leave him, and this is what he came up with. Cash as an incentive to stay."
Why pay her to stay? Now that she's found out about the other women, she's gonna make his life hell and he's gonna pay her to do it. They've been married five years, time for some new, not pissed off pussy anyway.
why is dat white woman standin so close to dat thur colored chinamens?
ReplyDelete"Now that she's found out about the other women, she's gonna make his life hell and he's gonna pay her to do it"
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
if i had tiger money and if i were dumb enough to be married and my wife said she was going to leave i would have a naked maid light my cigar with a 100 dollar bill and say, 'dont let the doorknob hit your ass on the way out!'.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, it looks like the other CBT is around again.
ReplyDeleteWhy, it's Hat CBT. At first his pic wasn't showing up.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Hat CBT, the politically correct term is Asian, not "chinamen."
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny about what hat CBT said? People in Arkansas know about four kinds of people. There's white folks, black folks, Mexicans and Chinamen. If you're not one of the first three, then you're that last one.
ReplyDelete"Where you from, boy?"
"I am from Pakistan."
"So what part of China's that in?"
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteif i had tiger money and if i were dumb enough to be married and my wife said she was going to leave i would have a naked maid light my cigar with a 100 dollar bill and say, 'dont let the doorknob hit your ass on the way out!'."
That's it exactly.
Spurs: I got a picture of Hat CBT, Cadamino Man, Hat, Jr. and Cadamino, Jr., holding Christmas dinner. I forgot to send it last night.
ReplyDeleteHow'd you like the picture of MP's ex?
Dude, I can't post that pic of "MP's ex." I mean, I guess I could, but don't you think it might be a tad bit racist? Maybe not a strong of a word as "racist", but a stereotype for sure.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see the pic of Cadaminos and CBTs though.
ReplyDeleteOh, and did anyone see that one skank change her story up of not banging Woods, to now she says she did?
ReplyDeleteAwful.
Spurs: I knew you couldn't post the MP ex deal, especially with the text I wrote with it. Maybe it was a tad racist, but it was funny as hell. Maybe that's my issue, I believe "funny" always trumps "appropriate".
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOh, and did anyone see that one skank change her story up of not banging Woods, to now she says she did?"
You watch, there'll be beucoup skanks coming out of the woodwork on this.
Well, I see your point on that CBT. But I just don't want to turn this into a racist joint. Though I have laughed at quite a few racist jokes in my day, so I guess that could be a bit hypocritical on my part.
ReplyDeleteYes, there will be. All out to make a buck.
ReplyDeleteMaybe just a little bit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34256248/ns/us_news-weird_news/
ReplyDelete'Tis the season...
Damn, that guy looks jacked up. And being held w/out bail?
ReplyDeletePretty rough.
Methed up and dressed like an Elf. I'm glad he wasn't from Arkansas, which is what I suspected when I saw the headline.
ReplyDeleteYes, he does look like a meth head.
ReplyDeleteTiger's wife kinda looks like what I suspect Rocket Queen looked like 20 years ago. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteGood point. RQ is taller though.
ReplyDeleteAnd crazier.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, but RQ is probably a lot funnier. As far as crazy? Elin did chase Tiger around with a golf club.
ReplyDeleteRQ probably is a lot funnier. As far as Elin chasing Tiger with a golf club, RQ probably would've bashed his head in with her turquoise bowling ball.
ReplyDeleteThat was an excercise ball. And I have to say, google is really smart. They had a Thai dating banner ad up, now the text ads are about "Wife Cheating", "Divorce", and "Listen in on Cell Calls."
ReplyDeletetime for tw to pull an oj. thats all i have to say.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh. That's funny.
ReplyDeletetigers wife isnt really all that hot but she is alot better looking than that rachel uchitel broad. that chick looks like a drag queen trying to be a drag queen.
ReplyDeleteyeah...why not? at a time like this he could throw in the race card and get off a free man...back to golfing and banging broads.
ReplyDelete"she is alot better looking than that rachel uchitel broad. that chick looks like a drag queen trying to be a drag queen"
ReplyDeleteVery true.
just make it look like a home robbery by some immigrant cubans.
ReplyDeleteI don't ever see him slicing her up with a knife man, so I don't think he'll "pull an O.J."
ReplyDeleteBesides, don't you remember the verdict? O.J. was innocent.
"just make it look like a home robbery by some immigrant cubans."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny too.
Elin is not crazy, she just seems it. She stupidly flew into an emotion fueled rage, but if she had been smart about it she would have never confronted him at all and went on as if everything was fine... meanwhile strategically planning and carrying out his downfall.
ReplyDeleteAnd none of the girls he was banging were hot (wife included) but fuck look at Tiger, he looks to be the genetic offspring of a black cabbage patch doll and Mr. Ed.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets?
ReplyDelete"She stupidly flew into an emotion fueled rage, but if she had been smart about it she would have never confronted him at all and went on as if everything was fine... meanwhile strategically planning and carrying out his downfall."
ReplyDeletePretty crafty. So are you planning Wopness's downfall? Should take you about 2 minutes and 10 seconds to come up with that plan.
"And none of the girls he was banging were hot (wife included)"
ReplyDeleteTrue, but I think his wife is pretty good looking...
"but fuck look at Tiger, he looks to be the genetic offspring of a black cabbage patch doll and Mr. Ed."
Pretty rough. But funny.
elfie, money gets you laid....period. have you seen phil spector? as long as you have cash you have pussy throwing itself at you. if you dont have looks you better have a huge cock or lot of money.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't plan Wopness' downfall... he's never done anything to me.
ReplyDeleteAs Ivana Trump once said "Don't get mad, get EVERYTHING." I'd like to reinvent that quote as my own, which is "Don't just get even, get everything"...
Phil Spector is a perfect example of that anonymous.
ReplyDeletewomen=gold diggers which is why guys use 'em and lose 'em.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to take Wopness's real estate (i.e. the park bench he sleeps on) if he ever does anything bad to you?
Anon~ there is no amount of money that would make me willing to fuck Tiger Woods or fucking Phil "Creep eye" Spector. I feel for sorry for the girls who are that desperate. It is true though, having money supercedes most things in this world.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Streets, so are you saying if either of those guys offered you, say $10 million, you wouldn't sleep with them? Not just once?
ReplyDeleteNo... I am talking about pride, reputation... all those things that cannot be measured in dollars. Those are the things I would take and yes if anyone ever did anything to me (Wop included) they would wish he had never been born (sorry Wop, you know I la-la-love you)
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do, don't take that dude's razor. He looks like an unshaven bum.
ReplyDeleteAt least the pic I saw of him he did. An overweight unshaven bum, to be exact.
ReplyDeleteany woman who says that she wouldnt fuck for money doesnt have a heartbeat. every woman fucks for money.
ReplyDeletefor 10 million bucks i think she would do it in front of her parents.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ 10 mil? The money I would have to be paid to fuck either of those men is infinite... definitely never.
ReplyDeleteWow, you have pretty strict morals for yourself Streets. You'd turn down $10 million?
ReplyDeleteWopness is worth about $8.95, and you are into him.
But like I wrote, whatever you do, don't take his razors. Or the newspaper he uses to cover himself up when you don't let him stay over and he has to sleep outside.
ReplyDeletetiger had the right idea by cheating on his wife. i just dont think he should have signed that new contract...dumb move. anyways, the best way to devalue something is to flood the market with it. basically fuck alot of women and let them know about each other because that way they know that are easily replaced and will work harder to 'keep' you. it sounds crazy but it works.
ReplyDeleteelfie, you have done it for free and gotten nothing in return. why not get at least 10 mill?
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting philosophy you have there anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI don't need to fuck for money, if I should ever get married it will be to someone who holds their own financially and there will be a prenup. I do not want their money.
ReplyDeleteI like Wop, it's not what you think though.
i dont want to sound like cbt, so i wont go into any detail about it but i can pretty much guarantee that it works. trust me. it worked for me. its like if there were only 6 diamonds in the entire world...how much do you think they would be worth? but what if there were 200 diamonds for every person on earth, how much would they be worth then?
ReplyDeleteelfie, either directly or indirectly women get a financial gain from sex. if you say you dont or havent youre full of shit.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. Wopness is like a charity case for you. You saw him begging for change, and now you are trying to help him out.
I do like your devaluing philosophy Anon... I'm going to try that myself.
ReplyDeleteAs for doing it for free, true I did not get shit. I did however feel that I loved them so I guess that was my trade-off at the time, call me stupid or naive (I was and am). That's part of the reason I am solubent... {Kelli D's, coming out in me (ryhmed)}
for example, take miss texas...she sold her soul for 5 thousand. her bf monitors her every move and she better answer the phone before the second ring when he calls...or else!
ReplyDeleteNice rhyme Streets. I also forgot about "solubent."
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
Anonymous:
ReplyDelete*MT* or *Jennifer* has been with her guy for awhile now. I don't think it was just the 5g's.
cbts neighbor?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7293
The pussy you pay for upfront always ends up costing you less than the pussy you don't.
ReplyDeletecbt, remember when i was making fun of hillbilly food? looks like i was pretty much right.
ReplyDeleteIt's not my neighbor, but it could be, if I had real neighbors. It's a good mile and a half to my nearest neighbor's place and they're my parents.
ReplyDeleteThe "Eat More Possum" T shirts were really popular around here 8 or 10 years ago, and no, I've never owned one.
That was a great picture.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous we hillbillies do a lot of bogus shit to perpetuate the stereotype, and a lot of real shit that perpetuates it, too. Eating possum is rarely one of the latter. Notice I said "rarely".
ReplyDeletespurs, you think that 5 grand didnt buy him more rights to her? she cant even use a computer anymore.
ReplyDeletecbt, you mean like camo caps with skunk tails and turkey feathers?
ReplyDelete"spurs, you think that 5 grand didnt buy him more rights to her? she cant even use a computer anymore."
ReplyDeleteWell, you have a point.
But she can still use the computer. I mean, she does still comment here sometimes.
ReplyDeleteppfffttt....she had to change up her name to hid from him. bbboooooo!!!!
ReplyDeletehide*
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know man. Bitchhog made a great point yesterday. I mean, if she's trying to hide it from her man, using *Jennifer* probably isn't the best way to do it. I don't think her man knows about the site though.
ReplyDeletehey guys <3
ReplyDeletedid my post not post ?
ReplyDeletejoking!!
ReplyDeleteHello Pam. How are you?
ReplyDeleteRe Jenn's situation: If a guy is that jealous of his chick's online activities, how do you think he reacts to real life shit?
ReplyDeleteHey Pam.
ReplyDeletehe probably beats her like a rented mule.
ReplyDeleteHey SPurs - I am good!!. So cold, laying in bed til work with the heater on high.
ReplyDeleteHey Roy, I am good - the phones 100 percent dead for two days now.
I am waiting to get a new service plan, I am tired of my bill being 150 - 160 a month when I could go to t-mobile and get the same for 60 dollars!
I wish I was in bed. It's cold here too.
ReplyDeleteHow cold ? I know dallas got cold but your more south right? not sure how that all works.
ReplyDeleteWell, it goes:
ReplyDeleteNorth, South, East, and West.
Yes, S.A. is south of Dallas. Right now it's 47, but tomorrow the high will be 40, with a strong chance of sleet or snow. The low will be 26.
Hey Pammy!
ReplyDeleteI read your comments earlier about nickel, forget that bia-bia. I have cousins in Vancouver, WA (I know it's about a 1 1/2 hours away but) if you are ever wanting to hang out with cool/good people.
It's 39 degrees here. Too cold for a Southern boy.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
he probably beats her like a rented mule."
True. You sound like a hillbilly, though.
I joined Arkansas' PETA yesterday. Here it stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
ReplyDeleteThank you Elfie, I know you would never set me up with anyone to hurt me. And don't get me wrong there are really good people here! Its just using good judgement on who they are and who we give our time too =). Thanks love.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I am very aware of you being south haha, I was just phrasing it that way. Sounds freezing. Its bee 29 here, I am just not in the mood for the same kind of winter we had last year. We do not usually get snow here but we got 2-3 weeks of straight snow, no one could leave
( we don't know how to drive in it here, and everything is on a huge hill) I crashed my car into a womans house and her ditch, and her fence last winter with the audi, luckily it only dented the front which was fixed for free because I paid for good insurance! haha.
Pam I was in Seattle in 2004 and got snowed in for a week. The folks there said it was the first time in 5 years that there'd been any snow accumulation. And you're right, y'all can't drive in it. People in Little Rock can't either. Here in the hills, though, we get a lot more.
ReplyDeleteRoy, I am still not over the fact your Governor let the man who slaughtered four of our police officers go about 17 years ago, it tears me apart. Right there in little rock, I can't keep thinking of if he had let the man do his 108 year sentence there would be four PEOPLE, walking the streets .. holding there kids, living there lives . It shocked me it was some one from your hood who had let him go. Sorry to bring up sad stories or politics, but you said PETA.
ReplyDeleteYeah Pam, I kind of figured you knew about N,S,E & W.
ReplyDeleteJust giving you a hard time.
Spurs: Nice attacks while I am not here to defend myself, but that is the only way you could ever beat me in a war of words.
ReplyDeleteAnd if I am worth $9.00, then you arent even worth your beloved taco supreme
Elfie: Muah baby, I would never do anything to you
Hi WTD lol.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, yeah it amazes me how many times they had let him go, to think he was accused and had factual information of raping a child, attacking a police officer and letting him go.. will never make sense
We had the assassin three and a half weeks ago who had burned our police cars, and shot a man as he sat in his car, we all watched as a city and a state in tears. Then we have this three weeks later, 15 miles from the other events.
No one ever likes to say " I LOVE ME SOME COPS" . But these are lives, and people who go to work just like all of us on here do, and do what we have to. You see this on the news, front of new york times, and yahoo or google and it is usually some city in a different state but when you know its 8 miles down the road your heart drops and you want to fix it.. its just tragic.
Going to work everyday is different, there are less cops out now. The day after the shooting of the killer the whole road was covered in army vehicles and marines with rifles. Its all so shocking. Perhaps, 12 - 12 is the end of the world, because we have all become so corrupt.
Hey Pammy:
ReplyDeleteI love me some cops
Pam, ex-governor. Huckabee let a bunch of people go who should've been kept in jail. Wayne Dummond, for one. Since Huckabee is a Baptist minister, all these assholes had to do was tell him they'd found Jesus in prison and he'd let them go.
ReplyDeleteCowBoy Roy
ReplyDelete'Sup Wop?
ReplyDeleteWop, you get the email I sent you last night?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big cop fan, but I don't believe it oughta be open season on them.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Wopness. Here's the thing, I knew you were going to eventually read the comments, so it's not like I was attacking you w/out knowing you were going to come back around and defend yourself. Which you did, horribly.
ReplyDeleteWTD I bet you do!. haha. I actually dislike Security guards in life right now. haha.
ReplyDeleteI have a "security guard cop" stalker at work, it got really bad, I guess he had been doing more following me than I had thought when the owner of my company was on the phone with the police and owners of the other complexes saying if he wasn't fired she would make a point to have him. haha yeaah. go figure!.
CBT yep its true, me and the step dad were talking about how he let all of those people go. Its crazy how some one could have fucked up so much by doing that. He will burn in his " jesus " hell.
Very true Pam. I forgot about the raping a child part. But they will lock up a drug offender for sure.
ReplyDeleteA child accusing an adult of rape is given absolutely no weight what-so-ever. Even if there is testimony from the child AND physical evidence. It's so fucked up.
ReplyDeleteFinding Jesus does not change someone if are innately evil, which this guy so obviously was.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas was an alias, and im tired of that bullshit so Im just gonna go by Jennifer or Jenn, whatever floats my boat! :) And yes, my boyfriend is watching my every move now, I mean he did see every youtube video I ever made, even ones that were private and you guys didnt see. So I admit I did a little flirting here and there, but it was all innocent fun.
ReplyDeleteWhoever said Tiger Woods wife looks like RQ 20 years ago needs to lay off the crack pipe. Do you not remember that RQ went through excessive surgeries to make her appearance better....
ReplyDelete*Jennifer*:
ReplyDeleteWhat's up? Well, the videos were entertaining, so that was really cool.
nor does Jesus cure deep-seated mental illness, homosexuallity, depression, bad morals, ect... I am not a big proponent of religion (can you tell)
ReplyDelete*Jennifer*:
ReplyDeleteThat was CBT who wrote that.
"A child accusing an adult of rape is given absolutely no weight what-so-ever. Even if there is testimony from the child AND physical evidence. It's so fucked up."
ReplyDeleteStreets, is that really how it is? That's fucked up indeed.
"I am not a big proponent of religion (can you tell)"
ReplyDeleteI can tell.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteA child accusing an adult of rape is given absolutely no weight what-so-ever. Even if there is testimony from the child AND physical evidence. It's so fucked up."
Or it's the other way around. The authorities go apeshit and lock up people based on the accusation with no physical evidence. Arkansas is bad about that. DHS here is very aggressive. They take people's kids based on unfounded accusations. Over half of the child removals in this state were found to be unwarranted in 2008.
Spurs..
ReplyDeleteYou are a jagoff
"*Jennifer* said...
ReplyDeleteWhoever said Tiger Woods wife looks like RQ 20 years ago needs to lay off the crack pipe. Do you not remember that RQ went through excessive surgeries to make her appearance better...."
I said that and RQ needs to go get her money back.
Jennifer Is a much better name than miss texas =) hi hunnie. I will text you later tonight, I got my phone all planned out tmobile baby! haha
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What's next? You calling me a "twat waffle?"
jen. get on facebook so we can IM =)
ReplyDeleteThat is how it is Spurs... I know of multiple people who this has happened to, one of which at 3 yrs old identified the pervert to dayare workers, child protective services, doctors and her parents, it was then found that she had an STD (AT 3YRS OLD!) and so did the person who she idenitified... think they got prosecuted? NOPE. Let off due to circumstantial evidence and a non-credible (3 yr old) witness... tremendously fucked up. I bet $10mil (since that seems to be the figure of the day) that this pervert abused other children since this occured.
ReplyDeleteelfie that stuff makes me so sad. =( .
ReplyDeleteThat's fucked up Elfie. On the flip side, here little kids threaten their parents with "I'm gonna tell the teacher you touched my....if you don't take me to Chuckie Cheese".
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to tell Miley Cyrus to cover up
ReplyDeleteGood one Pam.
ReplyDeletePathetic to say the least...
ReplyDeleteCBT~ Sounds like those children (brats) need some discipline.
Interesting stuff "evil spurs fan." I don't think you need to do a "mass shooting." No reason to go overboard.
ReplyDeleteOh, come on. You put a pic up as well?
ReplyDeleteEvil Spurs' name should be "Hat to the back Spurs fan"
ReplyDeleteNice profile you made too. Pretty funny, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteI hate when that happens.
ReplyDeleteJesus I go into a meeting for a little while and come back to baby rapes and an evil spurs? I think Ill get back to work now
ReplyDeleteI just kicked my stupid dog til it shit all over itself, then I beat it for not going outside
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have anger issues.
ReplyDeleteSome days I drive around town all day in my scion and throw fake quarters right in the face of pan handlers
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I got used to having a half dozen idiot alter egos, looks like it's your turn.
ReplyDeleteThe profile is funny.
ReplyDeleteIm not really all that bad though. I volunteered at a special needs shelter once. But it was just so I could beat the shit out of retards every chance I got.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you drive a scion though.
ReplyDeleteI was a Big Brother to an Orphan for a while. I made that little niglet do all my fucking housework
ReplyDeleteVery classy of you.
ReplyDeleteI love it when blind people try to use crosswalks, I kick their canes out from under them then blow my fucking horn right besides them. The fear on their faces is classic
ReplyDeleteI apologize for my absence. Drew and I were in Jay Z's club when the altercation broke out and Drew threw me at a police officer to distract him while Drew escaped out the rear entrance. I have been in jail until an hour ago. Drew bailed me out with money he obtained by finally selling one of the rabbit eared phones.
ReplyDeleteI see there is now an Evil Fan of the Team That Sucks.
ReplyDelete"I love it when blind people try to use crosswalks, I kick their canes out from under them then blow my fucking horn right besides them. The fear on their faces is classic"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
I must take a nap. Drew and I are off to the Tiki Bar to play Pirate tonight.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your bad luck there Avery.
ReplyDeleteOnce again Avery, it's the Spurs. Not the "Team That Sucks."
ReplyDelete"I bought a bag of fucking ruffies from the internet and still didnt lose my virginity."
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you could do that.
Goodbye Avery, and have fun. It was nice to have you around for awhile.
ReplyDeleteEven though Drew has gotten me arrested twice, I still prefer living with him to living with Hannah Lecter. I am certain Drew will not make Buffalo Wings of me. He farts less, too.
ReplyDeleteWell, sounds like things are working out for you Avery.
ReplyDeleteI don't what you have been reading. Maybe a Suns blog?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, when the hell did you get a replica of yourself but a nice version !?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't appear that this person is very "nice" Pam.
ReplyDeleteI like to throw rocks at birds and while they are fluttering around on the ground wounded, I rip those little piece of shit legs off the fuckers. Did you know birds can scream?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty evil. Funny too. I didn't know they could scream.
ReplyDeletePam, I have pleasured my self to your roast beef pictures many of times. I imagine your crotch smells like ammonia
ReplyDelete"Avery said...
ReplyDeleteEven though Drew has gotten me arrested twice, I still prefer living with him to living with Hannah Lecter. I am certain Drew will not make Buffalo Wings of me. He farts less, too."
Drew looks like he could fart up a cyclone. RQ must be fucking gaseous as Jupiter.
I know it was sarcasm spurs haha
ReplyDeleteHave you ever switched out your moms shampoo with nair? I do, its hilarious. Then I yell at her from my basement: "Hey Telly Savalis, wheres my fucking dinner bitch?"
ReplyDeleteI am spamming my post with smoking weed lyrics because I think seattle knows they have enough weed to chill out and not hate so much. Yet they drop acid instead.
ReplyDeleteI cant stand fucking people from arkansas, they all sound like a bunch of retarded car salesmen
ReplyDeleteYou ever go into a public restroom and someone has smeared shit everywhere? Yeah thats me
ReplyDeletePamela Anne- yay for you getting a new phone! I spoiled myself at the mall yesterday and bought two new phone cover thingys for my Blackberry. So just text me whenever u get a chance. Whats ur area code?
ReplyDeleteThank you, I would love to agree that my intelligence was that of a gnat but sadly it is much higher than you would expect, ironically you typed that as I was finishing something for school. Oh well Evil Sir, to each its own, and comments are here nor there, so think and say what you wan't but I like the real spurs better, you seem a bit off.
ReplyDeleteI know Pam.
ReplyDeleteEvil Spurs fan has to be Rocket Queen, no one has stupid shit like that to say except her////
ReplyDeletePammy get on facebook, I just got home! Earlier I was at my parents...
ReplyDelete*Jennifer*:
ReplyDeleteNah, I don't think it's RQ.
He does seem a bit off, doesn't he Pam.
ReplyDelete