Monday, December 14, 2009

What's on top of Nik Richie's nightstand?


I think it's really cool when you take pics of yourself acting like you don't care, but yet you are checking yourself out on your gay phone.

269 comments:

  1. Well, I posted it and changed the time up on it because I wanted to keep it under the M.J. post. You like this pic?

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  2. All right. I'll move it up. You don't like his pose? It's tough.

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  3. Oh, and if "santa" checks these comments out, there you go. That's two of the roaches posted again within a week.

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  4. I bet you his dildo smells like cumin curry shit

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  5. You think he would've chosen a different pic. I'm sure there are about 200 more very similar in his phone which means he thinks the 199 are worse than this one.

    Who took the time to photoshop a dildo in the pic though?

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  6. I agree.

    As far as the photoshop? That's photoshopped in?

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  7. Photoshopping a pic of a dildo in the pic is even gayer than an actual dildo in the pic. Or is this supposed to be a 20k advertisement?

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  8. me and nik had a fun time that night... everytime he comes to vegas.. i tap his guts.. uuuuugggghhh my anus is leaking with arousal..

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  9. "everytime he comes to vegas.. i tap his guts.. uuuuugggghhh my anus is leaking with arousal.."

    That's so fucking funny. You "tap his guts?"

    Hilarious.

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  10. "VERY GAY MAN"

    Finally, the capslock king MP has come to terms with his gayness.

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  11. That's right. MP is the CAPSLOCK KING. But I'm not sure that was MP.

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  12. No, I'm convinced it is. Either that or VERY GAY MAN is what made him the capslock king.

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  13. SPURS FAN,

    YES I TAP HIS GUTS..WITH THAT DILDO HE HAS ON HIS NIGHTSTAND..

    DIRTYGIRL,

    OH NO YOU DIDNT B!TCH.. ILL GO DIVA ON YO ASS.. AND SLAP YOU ACCROSS YOUR FACE WITH MY GAY D!CK

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  14. I don't know DG. You will always have a problem with MP and Sock Puppet don't you?

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  15. Well, I'm happy for you VERY GAY MAN. I'm glad you found someone to bang.

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  16. VERY GAY MAN:

    I imagine DG is just sitting there thinking about you slapping your "GAY D!CK" across her face.

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  17. I don't have a problem with gay people so why do you think I have a problem with MP?

    As for Drew, he really does look like a sock puppet. I can't help that. I think he would be a great addition to the muppets or if Fraggle Rock ever made a comeback he could be one of the new puppets dancing around and finally become the star he has always hoped to be and quit the phone scam pyramid.

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  18. VERY GAY MAN: MP would be jealous if he knew you would do that to me and not him.

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  19. You should be his agent DG. Try to help him out.

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  20. I don't know if I want to do all that. There is not enough ROI involved for that. (I just learned that acronym the other day!)

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  21. Hey, nice memory! And indeed, I don't think the ROI would be very high.

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  22. I'm sure it would be the same ROI as this site.

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  23. Smartass.

    Actually, probably higher than this site. Now go click on some ads.

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  24. And leave whatever ad you click on sitting there for awhile. Act like you are interested in the product.

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  25. But what the hell, I'm feeling charitable this xmas season. I think I will forward his pictures to PBS for an idea for another puppet. Maybe the Lambchops lady will come up with something for him.

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  26. That would be very thoughtful of you. Santa would be proud of you.

    "Lambchops Lady?"

    Nice.

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  27. But I have no interest in becoming a police officer. But I would like to use the uniform as a prop.

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  28. There was an ad asking you to find out what's wrong with America. 3 things actually.

    They probably have your picture displayed as one of them.

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  29. I wonder if cbt and lambchops lady have some type of history. I bet cbt, the lamb, and her have had some crazy drug crazed nights together.

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  30. I imagine they did. She looks like a "CBT woman."

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  31. The problem with america is everyone does not think like me.

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  32. i tell you, he flies in 'bi'-planes.

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  33. OMG NIK RICHIE IS SO MAD AT ME NOW..BECAUSE I LET THIS PIC LEAK OUT.. LIKE HOW HIS ANUS LEAKS AFTER I PULL OUT... UUUUUGGGHHH!!!

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  34. Anonymous:

    You mean versus 'air'-planes?

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  35. VERY GAY MAN:

    Sorry about that. I hope you can still get a date with him. If not, you can move on to (|)Merlin(|). I'm sure she'd be happy if you put a dildo up inside her.

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  36. Morning Pammy. I got a strange text from you this morning.

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  37. Did y'all hear? Michael Vick got a contract to be a spokesperson for Purina Dog Chow.

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  38. Good morning Pam. How are you doing? Still hungover?

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  39. I thought plaid went out when Kurt Cobain ate his shotgun.

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  40. Is that another one of your jokes CBT? About Michael Vick?

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  41. I am very hung over. I am laying in my room with no lights.

    I had a very gay night last night.
    I woke up next to a girl


    fml.

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  42. I gave a shirt that looked like that to Goodwill back in 1998.

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  43. Okay Pam this is a story you need to text me.

    I wish you'd let me forward the texts you sent me on the trip from Florida back to Seattle to Spurs. That shit was hilarious.

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  44. No, she doesn't need to text you anything. Pam should explain what happened right here. Like ALL the details.

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  45. Nik has succeeded in making himself look like the Mexican guy I hired to rebuild the fence along the creek.

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  46. Good one CBT.

    "I gave a shirt that looked like that to Goodwill back in 1998."

    That was funny man.

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  47. Thanks, but I really did,dude. I think my ex bought it for me at the Gap. That was about the time I forbade everybody in my whole family from buying me clothes for presents.

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  48. We made out topless for two hours .

    It was the gayest thing I have ever felt in my life. She was Asian.

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  49. Well, Pam honey, we both like Asian chicks.

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  50. I would have "forbade" them too CBT.

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  51. why. I was so drunk

    She was the aggressor

    omg she was only 18

    I am such a cradle robber

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  52. Pam, that's all you did? Was she hot?

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  53. I wouldn't know anything at all about the "cradle robbing". Hey these little 18 year old girls y"all give me shit about taking advantage of...they're some aggressive little bitches now days. My litle Lesbian, Chaz, heard someone say I took advantage of young women. Chaz said, "Roy doeswn't take advantage of young women, they take advantage of him". She should know.

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  54. Pam, there's no video of this, is there? I would hate for that to make it to the dirty.

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  55. Wow, never thought Id say this but me CBT and Pam all share something in common. Pam, juicy details NOW!

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  56. CBT: I would, however love to see the video

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  57. Well, all of us have something in common.

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  58. Pam's like a kid to me now, a niece maybe. I'm not comfortable with sexual situations involving her.

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  59. CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket

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  60. Fuck my life? Well these young chicks text me that, usually when they're in a mood so that would make sense.

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  61. Then you pull out that lil prune penis quick fast

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  62. and prematurely ejaculate all over your 26 waist wranglers

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  63. "CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket"

    Very true.

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  64. "WTD said...

    CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket"

    Maybe a couple of months ago. Probably not now, though, believe it or not.

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  65. "Then you pull out that lil prune penis quick fast and prematurely ejaculate all over your 26 waist wranglers"

    Very true Wopness.

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  66. Actually Wop, those would be size 33 Silvers. Even when I cowboyed, I wore Levis.

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  67. Spurs: WHAT CHAIN MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT DO YOU EAT AT?

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  68. I don't know I am pretty sure the whole party has pictures, we made out on a couch before we went into the bedroom and took our tops off with the door locked. She was very sexy, she made me feel like a little kid because she was way more skilled at sucking on me.. She had nice tits, she was very cute I don't mess around with ugly girls. We really just dry humped for like one or two hours topless and touched each other over clothes.
    If we meet again we would probably do more. Her was Tina ;)

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  69. Let me guess Wop. Size 44 Levi 505's?

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  70. Wopness:

    No chains. I like these two places called Chacho's and Las Palapas.

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  71. Hey the Silver jeans are fro me fucking up and letting Rudi Huxtable pick out some clothes for me.

    Okay I lied. Pam, that was hot.

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  72. Spurs I don't do chains either. Casa Mexicana in LR is as good as any Mex I've had in the Southwest.

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  73. no buddy, size 36 in dkny's and polo, and 38 in red monkey's

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  74. Spurs: Then where did the Del taco rumor come from?

    I refuse to eat at chains myself, especially ethnic foods. Why would you? The mom and pops is where its at

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  75. pico de gallo, minitios, el terrero, molina midway, rosa's, maria's and BK's... those are some mexican joints my friends

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  76. Wopness:

    The Del Taco rumor came from Rocket Queen.

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  77. You are right. The "moms and pops" places are the best.

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  78. No no pictures. my friends do of me and her.
    why ?
    haha perv.

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  79. Well, I'd like to see if she's a nice person, that's all. I can tell by a picture.

    Anyway, what does "fml" mean?

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  80. "She was very sexy, she made me feel like a little kid because she was way more skilled at sucking on me.. She had nice tits, she was very cute I don't mess around with ugly girls. We really just dry humped for like one or two hours topless and touched each other over clothes.
    If we meet again we would probably do more."

    That's great. Can you do a youtube with that?

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  81. You can't tell if shes nice by a picture!!

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  82. Yes, I can tell. I'm a genius like that.

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  83. Oh no you are not ! You just need some fresh jerk off material!!

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  84. I don't need "jerk off" material, thanks. You think I would jerk off to a simple picture.

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  85. "SPURS FAN said...

    I don't need "jerk off" material, thanks. You think I would jerk off to a simple picture.

    Pamela Anne said...

    I do."

    Pam, that was fucking funny.

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  86. I do and a bunch of us do

    I don't think any of us need to lie to kick it around here

    mkkay

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  87. Pam, I meant a simple picture of her. Not naked.

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  88. Oh, Spurs. I was inspired by the picture on Drew's site to go to a T shirt the station does trade with and have a couple made up that say, "I Know Big Drew and Rocket Queen".

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  89. I assume a large would fit you?

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  90. I need to work out I think I drank like 10 plus beers which I don't think is a good look for me

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  91. Yeah, make it an XXL. That should be big enough to clean my front windshield after I get done washing my car.

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  92. Spurs: How about I get you one made that says "I Know Dirtygirl"?

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  93. pam is so ugly that she can make a dildo go limp.

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  94. I doubt that but thanks for the input

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  95. That's a good response Pam. Take the high road (no sarcasm).

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  96. Thanks, there is no need for rude comments to me like that so might as well say nothing =) .

    I think the only time I can even get mad at a person who types something rude to me is if they would actually use a name and perhaps we had some kind of link to each other, but regardless its a strangers point of view that is too much words as it is !

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  97. Damn Pam, that was well written. No typos, not "text speak", nothing. Nice.

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  98. Haha, thank you!!. I have tried to clean up my typing on blogs and such it really used to be hard to understand what I was saying all of the time .. lol.

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  99. That's true. You needed a translator.

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  100. pam, you are not ugly.
    i must say though, i do not like this biburious shit. pick a side. my stance on persons like that (general, not a rant aimed at you, pammycakes):
    you are not curious you are just greedy. you either like dick or you dont. i dislike how some (not all people who cant read) chicks do it just to entertain too. disgusting, grow up and attempt to solve your weird sexual issues stemming from childhood, preferably not in a public place.

    while I at times get tingly in special places looking at sexual things involving women (please see pam's quote refering to not having to lie to kick it-i think we should make this internet rule number 69), I am not gay or bi. Nor will I try it just to make sure and qualm my curiosities.

    :climbs off soapbox: This has been a PSA by kinkyb!tch. Thank you and good day.

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  101. Hello kinkyb!tch. Hey, once again I enjoyed that article in the AZ Central.

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  102. "All restaurants should offer some sort of appetizer free the way most Mexican places do with their chips and salsa. It's only fair."

    I agree.

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  103. Guys like you would fill up on the free apps and a glass of water, LOL!

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  104. We do have a Macayos here KB, but the places Wop listed are 10 million times better. Molina Midway (Carne Seca tacos SO F"N GOOD!) and BK's for carne asada tacos and sonoran hot dogs (bomb) Guero Canelo for Caramelos... oh so so good.

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  105. Sock Puppet? That one went over my head

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  106. That's DG's new name for you. She said you look like a Sock Puppet.

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  107. I am watching my favorite show INTERVENTION!!!!!! yaya!

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  108. Tell Dirtygirl Jenny Craig called, wants to know when she will come back.

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  109. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OVE it!
    I met a boy this weekend.

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  110. You met a boy this weekend Streets?

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  111. Hey sock puppet, 1988 called and would like their overplayed insult back.

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  112. Yes I did, he is from Oxford, has the coolest accent ever, is such a gentleman and he is so absolutely beautiful.

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  113. I did not meet him at speed dating...

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  114. Hey congrats. Did you forgot about that earlier?

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  115. No I didn't forget, I just didnt want to tell and jinx myself... but then I forgot I didnt want to tell and I told anyway.

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  116. anytime, any time...

    is that 2 wods or one, I wrote it both ways since I was unsure.

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  117. in this usage it probably should be

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  118. why is pam talking all dirty again thought she was a good girl now.. '

    elfie,

    wtf??
    thought you and me was happening :( guess ur out of my tax bracket :(

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  119. and wow Nik is such a gay.. who ever did this pic must have it bad for him.. im thinking GETRID..

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  120. "GETRID?"

    That name always amused me.

    I don't know who did it, but someone must have it bad for him, you are right.

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  121. hey pam..

    did you change your cell again> i txted you and no responce..

    SPURSFAN,

    SUP MAN.
    JUST CHILLIN
    NUT HEY THATS WHAT Nik GETS FOR POSTING GAY PICS OF HIMSELF ON TWITTER.. LOL I KNEW SOME ONE WAS GOING TO GET HIM SOONER OR LATER.

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  122. Evil Spurs Fan:

    Nice to see you around prick.

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  123. By the way, I saw that picture of Jacko on here. I gotta tell ya, Im a big fan, BIG FAN

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  124. You have a sick mind. I don't think the kids were just running around with their "dinky's" out either.

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  125. Pam: One time I bought one of those fucking asian women, she came all wrapped up.. it was a real treat, I could tea bag it whenever I wanted. Problem is I didnt know what the little gook ate, so I never fed it. Goddamn that thing stunk when it died!

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  126. me and jacko partied together once out in LA. I brought the coke and he supplied the little guys. Trust me, after enough Jesus Juice, they were asking for it

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  127. I think someone should report you to the authorities.

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  128. Spurs: I Believe that investigation occurred already. Jacko just threw some money at the issue

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  129. (|)Merlin(|) is gayer than Liberace. She needs to come to grips with that.

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  130. Nice fucking flannel Habeeb, jesus christ, he looks like the vato loco that fucks that fat beaner from this site

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  131. Yeah, he did throw some money at the issue.

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  132. Merlin makes Perez Hilton look like Charles Bronson

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  133. That's hilarious. She does make Perez Hilton look like Charles Bronson.

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  134. When are we going to start requiring these bitched to show their tits if they want to post on this site?

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  135. I don't know. Maybe you should ask them. I don't think it will go over very well though.

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  136. Well, you know what I always say: Bitches need to shut their lips and show their tits

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  137. Interesting motto you have there. You probably don't get laid very much, do you?

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  138. No, thats why I rape my dog and when I am really horney I rape the Del Taco bitch

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  139. Hey, its hard out here for a pimp

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  140. You don't come across as a "pimp", sorry.

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  141. yeah I traffic and sell underage thai boys

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  142. Good for you. How's that working out?

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  143. shitty. These things are frail as fuck. You beat them a little and they die

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  144. DJ the real one aka SPUR's birdDecember 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    I alway knew Nik was a big asshole, I just did not think it was litteraly true. Now we know why him and Pixie queef called it off.

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  145. What's up Pelican? How have you been? And yeah, that's a good point. That's probably why (|)Pixie(|) broke up with him.

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  146. For some reason I think you enjoy typing this: (!). I had to use the exclamation point because I have no idea how you got that other ass crack.

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  147. Well, (|)Merlin(|) always insisted on using stars by her name, so that's why I always do that. And you have to hit "shift" and then the key above and to the right of the "enter" key. Try it.

    |||||||||

    Fun times.

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  148. |||||||

    Mine looks different.

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  149. Also, I can't believe you think that is supposed to be an ass crack.

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  150. Ok, I guess it looks the same after I press enter.

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  151. Yes, that's the key (hitting enter).

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  152. Take a look at it and guess again. C'mon DG.

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  153. The lines are space apart further before I press enter on the comment.

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  154. That's all I can see.

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  155. Yeah, I know. It looks really weird when you do it (|) that way. But you hit "enter" and then magic happens.

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  156. Did you hear about that girl that is missing in Utah?

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  157. Your site makes magical gay asses appear. Nice.

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  158. No, what about her? Would it be a good post? That's all I care about right now. Just playing, what's the story?

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