Yeah, so Brad Ferro, the guy who punched that skanked out trash Snooki is going to be fired. He's been given his 30 day notice by the school district he works at.
Wopness, here's another pic of that skank. Not good.
I don't know. I haven't seen one pic of her that she doesn't look strange. But I've only seen like 4 or 5 different pics. And you know she said she never goes to the stupid tanning beds? Yeah right.
I dare you to put some weird shit on (even weirder than your normal clothes) and go to walmart to see if you can get yourself on there. You can advertise your site even. I think this sounds like a great marketing move.
No I don't really care about the marketing part but you do. Afterall, you are the one bringing in all the millions from this site. But I do like entertainment and that to me would be very entertaining for many.
Speaking of you making an ass out of yourself, what happened to the video with Wop's pic?
You couldn't really see you in it because you couldn't sit still. You were just a blur flying around the screen. You reminded me of a 4yr old not being excused from dinner to go to the bathroom.....and elfie's little brother.
Well, the chair is so comfortable and easy to move around in. I should have just done it at home. Plus for some reason the camera always looks shitty here at work.
No, I don't. You know, I've never changed the contrast or anything for the camera. Even at home (being I've had to download it to my personal computer like 4 times now), each time it asks me to set up the contrast and all that stuff, I just hit "later", as if I'm way too busy to be bothered by petty shit.
Yeah, let me go tell my boss to buy some better lighting. When she asks, "Why?" I'll say, "This isn't professional lighting ditz, I'm a fucking star. Now get on it. And go fetch me some hot chocolate while you are at it."
Thanks for the advice badass, I just don't see how that would work in my favor. When I asked her for better lighting, hopefully she'd say, "What? You can't see? How about a better optometrist?"
I have to go do some work now. And work is annoying me today which is why I refuse to be there unless it is absolutely necessary. On top of that, I make them call me.
DG, the only reason you brag about "control" is because you've been able to control all your boyfriends. And that's only because when you were dating them, they had just finished learning their ABC's, so it wasn't hard.
pam seems to be slipping back towards slutville. what happened to that nice family portrait she had up over xmas time. now instead of spreading xmas cheer, she's just spreading her legs.
not sure why, it just does. i guess cuz boots (like you) get caked with all kinds of dirty nasty grime, and then to get them clean, you spit on them because they are not worthy of polish or water.
you are kinda like a pair of military boots, you know that? you look dumb in restaurants, and just plain clumsy and out of place anywhere you go, really.
rq, didyou watch my youtube link i left you on the other thread?
i dont even know this snooki bitch, but i have skimmed enough posts on perezhilton.com to know I hate her and am glad she got punched by that fugly guido.
"oh for fuck's sake, what the hell? You're typing in bold like nik? lame."
Giraffe, Pam:
I only did that towards DG. The reason being is on the previous post, she wrote that this is a "cheap ass site", and I couldn't even write in bold. I told her I could, I just never looked into it.
you are kinda like a pair of military boots, you know that? you look dumb in restaurants, and just plain clumsy and out of place anywhere you go, really."
Spurs, the comment was well written, inately humorous, but totally unrelated to reality. The only way I would look dumb in a restaurant was if I went in one with the Queen.
Spit shining combat boots is an art, bitch. The filth is cleaned off when you strip the boots down with rubbing alcohol. O, and trust me Queenie, an Army barracks is the cleanest, most samitary place on the planet.
Once I found a toothpaste splotch on the faucett in my platoon's barracks at Fort Rucker. I rolled the whole platoon out of their racks at midnight and made them scrub the entire barracks down with washcloyths and rubbing alcohol. God help those fuckers if I found a shit mark in a commode.
Spurs, the reason for that is nothing can render a combat unit unfit for duty as quick as disease. Filth breeds disease. The Army makes you very wary of filth, then dumps your ass out somewhere nasty for four months. Bastards.
Let me guess CBT. Then you made them stay in for the weekend for extra boot camp and made them clean the stairs with their toothbrushes until they screamed "I'm not quitting!". (Or something similar to that.)
I never made my men use their toothbrushes to clean with, nor did I allow my NCO's to do so either. These weren't boots I'm talking about, these were paratroopers trying to qualify for Pathfinder. The NCO's handled the training, anyway. I shuffled paperwork (in triplicate) and did an inspection twice a week. The Pathfinder program was pretty a sham back then, because there were only 1800 of us, they only picked applicants that were already qualified.
I used to work with a guy that looked identical to Richard Gere. He was a pilot and apparently all of it went to his head. He used to wear his shirts too tight and would pose at the front of the plane when people were getting off of the plane. I personally never flew with him but I've heard this from so many people. He was secretly nicknamed Captain America and was horrible to work with I guess. As of a year ago there was a group on myspace called Captain America dedicated to the stories of flying with this guy.
I have no idea why I just told this story. Pointless, I guess. But true.
Oh my gosh ya'll, I called the computer place finally and they said that I most likely broke the keypad to my laptop when I opened it up ( Spurs rem you told me not too! ) and that the fan is something minor.! hooray
little miss muffet sat on a tuffet. eating her curds and whey. down came a SPIDER that crawled up inside her since then its been buggin her ass every day.
HA HA HA thats the best part I was at apple bees. so me pulling down my shirt and doing weird stuff would have been really awkward if anyone came in ha ha !
little bo peep is on the creep but still they always find her she dont care if shes hot she dont care if shes cool shes just doin her thing so back up off her fool
Why do people leave those "Do you like me? Yes or No" comments on myspace with their pic flashing? It just looks so pathetic. I've decided each time I see one I will reply No just to destroy their self esteem even more.
I really hammered DG a half hour ago, but my fine Verizon wireless connection timed the fuck out just as I hit "post comment" so it was gone. I'm just high enough that I can't exactly remember it, but it said something about her dating younger men because she has to be in control, someone used the reference to she and I being alike in that respect.
Well, I guess as long as it's not actually friends of yours, I guess that's cool. But then again, you are on myspace, and that's pretty damn lame in itself.
Spurs, you are an instigator. I bet you told your little brother (if you had one), "yeah man, stick that penny in the outlet. Copper doesn't conduct electricity".
CBT, I wouldn't consider us alike really. I have never had to buy someone to stick around. Instead, they spend their money on me and I can't seem to get rid of them.
(Even if it is their lunch money.) Don't you wish you had the opportunity for that sentence spurs? But you don't.
If you have any tips or suggestions, or if you would like to talk trash to me in a different format (I can do that in any format you would like), feel free to e-mail me at spursfan@spursfansays.com
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snooki is so hot
ReplyDeleteI love that picture of Brad. And I love that he made such an ass of himself.
ReplyDeleteYou think so Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteHello DG.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't serious, are you anonymous?
ReplyDeleteWhat grade did he teach?
ReplyDeleteEight grade I think.
ReplyDelete*Eighth grade*
ReplyDeleteBut it's actually high school. Just don't know which grade.
I think Anonymous is serious.
ReplyDeleteI think she has a nice push-up bra. That's about it.
ReplyDeleteSome of her pictures look alright if you picture them less orange.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I haven't seen one pic of her that she doesn't look strange. But I've only seen like 4 or 5 different pics. And you know she said she never goes to the stupid tanning beds? Yeah right.
ReplyDeleteI've seen better looking girls than Snooki on the people of Walmart website.
ReplyDeleteI think you really like that People of Walmart site, don't you CBT?
ReplyDeleteYou find some good jerk material there?
Maybe she eats alot of carrots then? I hear that can turn you orange. But I doubt it. She is a liar.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she is about 4'6. What is the dividing line between short and midget?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's lying.
ReplyDeleteI think if you are under 4'6, then you are a little person.
Not a "midget."
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think you really like that People of Walmart site, don't you CBT?
You find some good jerk material there?"
Eeewwwwww, no! But it is funny as hell.
That's true CBT. There are some funny pics over there.
ReplyDeleteI bet you have located some of your ex-sugarbabies on there CBT.
ReplyDeleteBut I do agree, that site is really funny.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI dare you to put some weird shit on (even weirder than your normal clothes) and go to walmart to see if you can get yourself on there. You can advertise your site even. I think this sounds like a great marketing move.
That would be like me getting offended for being called white instead of caucasian.
ReplyDeleteI don't see that happening. Besides, something tells me you really don't care about the "marketing" part, you just want me to make an ass of myself.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm not a little person. If you see one, ask him or her why they would be upset with the term "midget."
ReplyDeleteYou could e-mail Nik.
ReplyDeleteNo I don't really care about the marketing part but you do. Afterall, you are the one bringing in all the millions from this site. But I do like entertainment and that to me would be very entertaining for many.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of you making an ass out of yourself, what happened to the video with Wop's pic?
You should start always commenting in bold and make sure you end each line with -(your name here). It would be so midget style.
ReplyDeleteI am bringing in hundred of millions. Don't shortchange me.
ReplyDeleteAnd the video? I deleted it. I thought it was too much. But mainly I deleted it because I looked like shit in it.
I'm not going to do that. As a matter of fact, the BOLD is about to end.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to show you I can do some tricks with this "cheap ass site."
You couldn't really see you in it because you couldn't sit still. You were just a blur flying around the screen. You reminded me of a 4yr old not being excused from dinner to go to the bathroom.....and elfie's little brother.
ReplyDeleteYou think I now think this site has some value because of the bold? Oh yes!!! I shall go click on some ads because of this revelation!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan you change the color too? That would be really amazing.
Well, the chair is so comfortable and easy to move around in. I should have just done it at home. Plus for some reason the camera always looks shitty here at work.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it is a cheap camera.
I can change the color too smartass. I'm thinking if I do that, then the site will bring in billions.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wouldn't know what to do with all that money.
I'm not sure it's the camera. It could be the lighting as well. Don't you know anything?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't. You know, I've never changed the contrast or anything for the camera. Even at home (being I've had to download it to my personal computer like 4 times now), each time it asks me to set up the contrast and all that stuff, I just hit "later", as if I'm way too busy to be bothered by petty shit.
ReplyDeleteI'm not talking about contrast. I'm talking about the actual lighting in the room. It's not all that technical, spurs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, let me go tell my boss to buy some better lighting. When she asks, "Why?" I'll say, "This isn't professional lighting ditz, I'm a fucking star. Now get on it. And go fetch me some hot chocolate while you are at it."
ReplyDeleteYou should. That's what I would do. You have no idea the things you can get if you just learn to take control of every situation.
ReplyDeletePUSHOVER.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice badass, I just don't see how that would work in my favor. When I asked her for better lighting, hopefully she'd say, "What? You can't see? How about a better optometrist?"
ReplyDeleteThat's what I would say.
I have to go do some work now. And work is annoying me today which is why I refuse to be there unless it is absolutely necessary. On top of that, I make them call me.
ReplyDeleteNow that is control.
DG, the only reason you brag about "control" is because you've been able to control all your boyfriends. And that's only because when you were dating them, they had just finished learning their ABC's, so it wasn't hard.
ReplyDeleteDUMMY.
ReplyDeleteDummy? real mature Spurs... trying to act younger so DG will consider dating you?
ReplyDeleteI know Streets, it's a little thing called irony.
ReplyDeleteNow go "wrassle" around with Mr. Python, and see if you can get another proposal out of some shmuck through Facebook.
ReplyDeletespurs i just clicked on 3 ads... you're welcome for the 1cent
ReplyDeleteThanks Wopness. I hope you let the redirect sit for awhile. Click-n-Go doesn't do much. Appreciate the thought bud.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ you are just jealous.
ReplyDeleteI never click shit by the way... I don't want to help you further your agenda.
i think brad can appeal his dismissal. the teachers union in new york are no pushovers.
ReplyDeleteYep Streets, I'm fueled with jealousy. Helps motivate me.
ReplyDeletealthough i dont think it was right to punch that oompa loompa.
ReplyDeleteThat's true anonymous. The unions aren't pushovers.
ReplyDeleteis elfie claiming to be hot again?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhat's my "agenda?" I'm curious. I need a mission statement.
youre jealous that you cant get with somebody that got knocked up 7 times in 7 years.
ReplyDelete2x in 11 yrs thank you
ReplyDeleteand I wasn't saying he was jealous because he couldn't be with me. He knows what I meant
ReplyDeleteoh yeah...forgot. but still, spurs cant get with a single parent. youre so missing out on that.
ReplyDeleteyeah he is not to be within 100 yards of children due to his conditions of release
ReplyDeletespurs, are you registered?
ReplyDeleteIt's 500 yards Wopness.
ReplyDeleteYeah I am anonymous. Registered as a badass.
ReplyDeletenaw thats me, with parking meters
ReplyDeleteThat's right. You are the parking meter badass.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd need a gold watch and gold chain to be a true badass.
ReplyDeletethey are worth more than your scion
ReplyDeleteMaybe as much as the jack and spare tire.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I love snooki ! !
ReplyDeleteElfie might just be a fucking genius.
ReplyDeleteHi Pammy. What have you done to your hair?
ReplyDeleteoh for fuck's sake, what the hell? You're typing in bold like nik? lame.
ReplyDeleteit's so lame I feel like screaming.
ReplyDeletekb- thanks for the invite to the movies, I graciously accept.
ReplyDeleteI am back in AZ as of an hour ago.
Did you go back to Romania for the new lip injections, Queenie?
ReplyDeleteno, i went to the plastic surgeon
ReplyDeletewhy would i spend $2000 to fly to romania for lip injections? idiot.
ReplyDeletepam seems to be slipping back towards slutville. what happened to that nice family portrait she had up over xmas time. now instead of spreading xmas cheer, she's just spreading her legs.
ReplyDeletesigh...
i guess spurs is madder than fish grease at my comment. i can hear his wheels turning from here.
ReplyDeleteAt least when Pam spreads her legs people want to look. Just sayin', Queenie.
ReplyDeletethat usually happens with freak shows, cbt.
ReplyDeletekinda like when you're out in civilization, I imagine people react to you much like they do when they see an Amish person.
ReplyDeletebut you're way beneath an Amish person on the ladder of civilization
ReplyDeleteI'm a barbarian. I'm the first to admit it.
ReplyDelete"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeletethat usually happens with freak shows, cbt."
If that were true, you'd be the highest paid stripper in America.
i really hate your picture. it just reminds me of when people in the military spitshine their boots
ReplyDeletenot sure why, it just does. i guess cuz boots (like you) get caked with all kinds of dirty nasty grime, and then to get them clean, you spit on them because they are not worthy of polish or water.
ReplyDeleteyou are kinda like a pair of military boots, you know that? you look dumb in restaurants, and just plain clumsy and out of place anywhere you go, really.
ReplyDeletemuch better perfect!
ReplyDeletei'm a giraffe a big ol giraffe i eat me leaves all day long
ReplyDeletewell biyeeeeeeeeeeee
Spurs just went
ReplyDeleteHollywood .
rq, didyou watch my youtube link i left you on the other thread?
ReplyDeletei dont even know this snooki bitch, but i have skimmed enough posts on perezhilton.com to know I hate her and am glad she got punched by that fugly guido.
and is that a herpes blister on the corner of his mouth? gross.
ReplyDelete"oh for fuck's sake, what the hell? You're typing in bold like nik? lame."
ReplyDeleteGiraffe, Pam:
I only did that towards DG. The reason being is on the previous post, she wrote that this is a "cheap ass site", and I couldn't even write in bold. I told her I could, I just never looked into it.
It was a joke, calm down.
And I like your giraffe picture Giraffe.
ReplyDelete"i guess spurs is madder than fish grease at my comment. i can hear his wheels turning from here."
ReplyDeleteNo, not at all. I was just busy. I know the bold shit is annoying though.
"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeleteyou are kinda like a pair of military boots, you know that? you look dumb in restaurants, and just plain clumsy and out of place anywhere you go, really."
And you'd know that how...?
I thought that was pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the comment was well written, inately humorous, but totally unrelated to reality. The only way I would look dumb in a restaurant was if I went in one with the Queen.
ReplyDeleteSpit shining combat boots is an art, bitch. The filth is cleaned off when you strip the boots down with rubbing alcohol. O, and trust me Queenie, an Army barracks is the cleanest, most samitary place on the planet.
Once I found a toothpaste splotch on the faucett in my platoon's barracks at Fort Rucker. I rolled the whole platoon out of their racks at midnight and made them scrub the entire barracks down with washcloyths and rubbing alcohol. God help those fuckers if I found a shit mark in a commode.
ReplyDelete"an Army barracks is the cleanest, most sanitary place on the planet."
ReplyDeleteYeah, from what my dad has told me, that is very true.
Spurs, the reason for that is nothing can render a combat unit unfit for duty as quick as disease. Filth breeds disease. The Army makes you very wary of filth, then dumps your ass out somewhere nasty for four months. Bastards.
ReplyDeleteThree quarters of the casualties during the War Of Northern Aggression were due to disease. 20% as recently as WW2.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense about the disease part.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know it was 20% during WWII.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess CBT. Then you made them stay in for the weekend for extra boot camp and made them clean the stairs with their toothbrushes until they screamed "I'm not quitting!". (Or something similar to that.)
ReplyDeleteYep, I've seen Officer and a Gentleman too.
That's probably CBT's favorite movie.
ReplyDeleteI never made my men use their toothbrushes to clean with, nor did I allow my NCO's to do so either. These weren't boots I'm talking about, these were paratroopers trying to qualify for Pathfinder. The NCO's handled the training, anyway. I shuffled paperwork (in triplicate) and did an inspection twice a week. The Pathfinder program was pretty a sham back then, because there were only 1800 of us, they only picked applicants that were already qualified.
ReplyDeleteDG, I love you to death, but lick my balls. This is one part of my fucked up life I'm actually proud of.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's cool to speak with a Civil War Veteran CBT. There are not many of you left.
ReplyDeleteI'm not an instigator CBT. I'm a gentleman. Just not an officer.
ReplyDeleteI used to work with a guy that looked identical to Richard Gere. He was a pilot and apparently all of it went to his head. He used to wear his shirts too tight and would pose at the front of the plane when people were getting off of the plane. I personally never flew with him but I've heard this from so many people. He was secretly nicknamed Captain America and was horrible to work with I guess. As of a year ago there was a group on myspace called Captain America dedicated to the stories of flying with this guy.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea why I just told this story. Pointless, I guess. But true.
That was the greatest story ever told.
ReplyDeleteIt was. I'm just trying to 1-up CBT. Do you want me to tell you about the time I caught an alien with just a telephone chord and a wire hanger?
ReplyDeletePlease do so. I'm shivering with anticipation.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh ya'll, I called the computer place finally and they said that I most likely broke the keypad to my laptop when I opened it up ( Spurs rem you told me not too! ) and that the fan is something minor.! hooray
ReplyDeleteWHO FUCKING CARES
ReplyDeleteNevermind DG, please no need to tell anymore stories.
ReplyDeletePam topped them all. And no Pam, I don't remember telling you not TOO!
I DO
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeletePlease lay off the bold.
What kind of Stories ?
ReplyDeleteNo more bold Pam.
ReplyDeleteAnd DG was just telling stories galore.
Hey anonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 12, I remember my shoelaces were untied one time.
oh I love stories. I am about to have a bunch soon, I decided I am tired of my life being boring
ReplyDeleteI gotta story
ReplyDeleteGo ahead. It's going to be rough topping Pam's.
ReplyDeleteHave you learned how to tie your shoes yet spurs? Or do you just prefer velcro now?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI was just trying to top Pam's story.
But yeah, I love velcro. All my pants are velcro.
ReplyDeleteYou have velcro pants? Now that is a story to tell. Are these pants leftovers from your failed stripper career?
ReplyDeleteDo you own clear heels too?
Spurs what story of mine are we talking about ?
ReplyDelete"Failed stripper career?"
ReplyDeleteI still do that on the weekends.
Your computer story Pam.
ReplyDeletelittle miss muffet sat on a tuffet.
ReplyDeleteeating her curds and whey.
down came a SPIDER that crawled up inside her
since then its been buggin her ass every day.
The one about your keyboard Pam.
ReplyDeleteThanks again for the bold "anonymous."
ReplyDeleteWill you send in a video of this spurs? I need something to laugh at. I'm bored and trying to watch Final Destination 4 in 3d without 3d glasses.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to make a video right now DG. I just have to find my glitter.
ReplyDeletewho cares
ReplyDeletehttp://img20.yfrog.com/i/kkr.mp4/
ReplyDeletethats me last night!! I was having such a good time .. LOL
Oh whopeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust use vasoline instead of glitter. That way you will still glisten.
ReplyDeleteYou should be a professional camerawoman Pam.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea DG. I'm going to go bathe in it.
ReplyDeletewack.
ReplyDeleteShe should be your camerawoman, spurs. Her camera moves around just as much as you do when making a video.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea DG. Together Pam and I can make people dizzy. It would be like a merry-go-round.
ReplyDeleteAfter you are done bathing in it I suggest you spend the day in the sun.
ReplyDeleteLet me write that down on my "to do" list. Even though I don't have one.
ReplyDeleteYeah Pam, where were you when you made that video?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA thats the best part I was at apple bees. so me pulling down my shirt and doing weird stuff would have been really awkward if anyone came in ha ha !
ReplyDeleteAt least you are still doing the goldfish face.
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, its a puckering face. haha. I have always made that face, I made that face what it is today
ReplyDeleteYep, you were the trendsetter.
ReplyDeletelittle bo peep is on the creep
ReplyDeletebut still they always find her
she dont care if shes hot
she dont care if shes cool
shes just doin her thing
so back up off her fool
Thanks off to the gym I go!
ReplyDeleteWith a hang over
and A weed over
I hate weed
I feel like a snail
Be back!
keep up the kissy faces everyone, keep it up!!!
how old are you pam?
ReplyDelete21. why
ReplyDeleteWhy do people leave those "Do you like me? Yes or No" comments on myspace with their pic flashing? It just looks so pathetic. I've decided each time I see one I will reply No just to destroy their self esteem even more.
ReplyDeletePam, I told you not to open up your computer. Spurs,was like, "yeah go ahead".
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat should be your cue not to go back to that person's page.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI did? I guess was "instigating" computer failure.
Those comments are not left on my page but on friends pages. If someone left a comment like that it would be an instant delete.
ReplyDeleteSo someone left those comments on a friend of yours page?
ReplyDeleteI've seen it on different friends pages. I can't help they add people like that on their list.
ReplyDeleteI can't fix the entire world, spurs.
I really hammered DG a half hour ago, but my fine Verizon wireless connection timed the fuck out just as I hit "post comment" so it was gone. I'm just high enough that I can't exactly remember it, but it said something about her dating younger men because she has to be in control, someone used the reference to she and I being alike in that respect.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess as long as it's not actually friends of yours, I guess that's cool. But then again, you are on myspace, and that's pretty damn lame in itself.
Well, try to relive that highlight on your keyboard CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are an instigator. I bet you told your little brother (if you had one), "yeah man, stick that penny in the outlet. Copper doesn't conduct electricity".
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, I'm a regular Woody Woodpecker.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWell, try to relive that highlight on your keyboard CBT."
It was as well written and humorous as anything RQ has written about me, and probably just as factual.
CBT, did you take a lot of LSD when you were younger?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why would you ask that? Whatever makes you think that?
ReplyDeleteJust wondering.
ReplyDeleteI took acid and mescaline a lot in 77 and 78. I've done peyote at least twice a year since 1984, last time was in July, or late June. I'm due.
ReplyDeleteWell, the picture becomes clearer. You know, I really need to do some peyote.
ReplyDeleteI've wanted to do some for awhile now, I need to work on that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, peyote isn't for wasichu. Mescalito doesn't care for the white eyes.
ReplyDeleteHey Chief, speak English.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what would happen if you just chewed a button, but when you do it ritually, you see the possibilities of your future.
ReplyDeleteI usually talk to the wind when I need to see the "possibilities of my future."
ReplyDeleteTranslated: Peyote ain't for white boys. It will fuck you up in way that just ain't any fun.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep that in mind. But I'm quite sure I can handle it.
ReplyDeleteThe wind doesn't know shit. Mescalito does. Mescalito is the spirit of the peyote. He's who guides you through the spirit world peyote takes you to.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs you work on that buddy
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to tell Mescalito hello.
ReplyDeleteSpurs what's the longest you've ever puked?
ReplyDeleteContinuosly, I mean.
ReplyDeletei thought you didnt believe in spirits cbt
ReplyDeleteI've puked for awhile off shrooms.
ReplyDeleteThat coversation got cut short. Just because I don't believe there's a true afterlife doesn't mean I don't believe in spirits.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I wouldn't consider us alike really. I have never had to buy someone to stick around. Instead, they spend their money on me and I can't seem to get rid of them.
ReplyDelete(Even if it is their lunch money.) Don't you wish you had the opportunity for that sentence spurs? But you don't.
No I don't. And that was a good one. But I have a post set to go in one minute. I went ahead and felt free to mention you in it.
ReplyDeletesure DG, sure.
ReplyDelete(wink) (wink)
ReplyDelete200 - just sayin
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Guy. Thanks for leaving a comment.
ReplyDelete