Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Mariah Carey Drunk at Awards Show
This was at the Palm Springs Film Festival (what?), yeah, she's pretty tanked. So was the award commitee who decided it was a good idea to give Mariah Carey an award in the first place.
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She's still a sexy bitch.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have to admit, she's pretty hot. I think she's like 40 something years old too. Nice job on her end.
ReplyDeleteBlack and mixed women age better. Mexican and Indian women get fat. White women get wrinkled.
ReplyDelete"Women", by CBT.
ReplyDeletecbt, I bet you got that judge's wife pregnant.
ReplyDeleteLike I said on the other thread (before you deleted the first time you posted it), something is in the spursfansays.com water. Be careful.
Spurs, I've studied women the way you've studied "Star Wars". They're my hobby.
ReplyDeleteYou rhymed there kinkb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSee? I'm on top of the "game."
"kb said...
ReplyDeletecbt, I bet you got that judge's wife pregnant.
Like I said on the other thread (before you deleted the first time you posted it), something is in the spursfansays.com water. Be careful."
I got fixed after I got Tiff pregnant.
I think I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair during my shower..fuck
ReplyDeleteOk CBT. You have a Doctorate in women.
ReplyDeleteI dont know CBT, those things have been known to regrow new tissue over the burned ends and eventually find its other half and reattatch. I would wrap it up just in case.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your hygiene details, kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, does that mean you have a Doctorate in "Star Wars"?
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, I do.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteI dont know CBT, those things have been known to regrow new tissue over the burned ends and eventually find its other half and reattatch."
Less than 1% of vasectomies regenerate.
I'm just saying' Spurs..it feels all weird.
ReplyDeleteI thought you would be interested in my day.
So far I have done 2 loads of laundry. I have vacuumed the carpets. I rode an extra 2 miles this AM 'cause I had a cup of hot cocoa AND a cup of coffee. Then I showered.
Let me guess, Spurs, you're a huge Jar-jar Binks fan, right?
ReplyDeleteceebs, dont make fun of spursie. he does not like fat chicks, he likes BLACK chicks.
ReplyDeletekb, a cup of cocoa and a cup of coffee? However do you manage to contain yourself?
ReplyDeleteI've had a pot of coffee so far today.
Rhymed again, kinkb!tch.
ReplyDelete*kinkyb!tch*
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up, kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteNo CBT, I'm not a fan of Jar-Jar Binks.
isnt jar jar fat? I thought that is what you were implying..
ReplyDeletewhat should i make for dinner?
Jar-jar was just an annoying freak. Don't remember if it was fat.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your options for dinner?
I guess I'm having 40 year old judge's wife for dinner tonight. He's still out of town.
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I've studied women the way you've studied "Star Wars". They're my hobby."
hahahahaha
Jar-jar was not fat, but he was annoying as fuck all. I can't watch any of the episodes he's in, not even for Natalie Portman.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman is hot. If I ever decide to switch teams and leave Bradley Cooper, I think I will have her.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman is fine a frog hair.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteJar-jar was just an annoying freak. Don't remember if it was fat.
What are your options for dinner?
My goal is for the time alloted to cook to be done 20 minutes prior to the arrival of my e-husband. That will give us (just barely) enough time for a quickie.
Natlie Portman is hot. Especially in V for Vendetta.
ReplyDeleteJabba the Hut was fat!
ReplyDeleteSorry, confused.
You think CBT's line was funny, huh DG?
ReplyDeletekb, apparently you aren't getting enough non e-dick.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNatlie Portman is hot. Especially in V for Vendetta."
I love the movie "The Professional" but I can't watch it without feeling like a perv.
it was funny, Spurs.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou think CBT's line was funny, huh DG?"
Hey the world needs nerds, too.
cbt, gross! she is not hot in the professional. shes like 8 and dirty with ratty hair for half of the movie!
ReplyDeleteShe was 14 playing an 11 year old. I said it makes me feel like a perv. I'm acknowledging the impropriety.
ReplyDelete"I said it makes me feel like a perv."
ReplyDeleteWhat else is new?
And yeah kinkyb!tch, I agree. It was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI normally don't have enough conscience to feel like that.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"I said it makes me feel like a perv."
What else is new?
Seriously.
The audacity to imply I talk about dick too much came out of his mouth as well. Lindsanity is truly rubbing off on some of our regulars.
I don't read Lindsay's comments. I just know if some chick writes comments that long, it's girl drama.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou can talk about whatever you want, it's cool. I find your comments entertaining.
kb: I didn't say you talk about dick too much. I merely pointed out that you appear to be deprived of the real thing.
ReplyDeleteI like kb and the more you look at her picture, the more attractive she becomes. The sensation is much like creeper weed.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeletekb: I didn't say you talk about dick too much. I merely pointed out that you appear to be deprived of the real thing.
So one can infer the same about you and pussy?
Just sayin'..
Burn.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm well aware that I'm obsessed with vaginas and the frustrating creatures they are attached to.
ReplyDeletebut you are stating, for the spursfansays.com record, that because I talk about e-dick so often that it must be because i do not get r-dick?
ReplyDelete*r=real
Ceebs, you talk about pussy on the TV, RQs old pussy (sorry Auntie, I need to use this only to win my case), shaved pussy you dream about, etc. daily.
I ask you, the spursfansays.com jury, how does this differ from the pregnant defendant talking about e-dick for the last 2 days?
If the e-accusations don't fit, you must acquit.
You are really funny kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKB... that shit better not be catching, I am not drinking the Spursfan kool-aid if it's made with the pregnancy water. I might just have a little Francois on the way or a Wop Jr, I plan to name him Giacomo Jr. (that's Wops real name) or it could be twins (one from each of them)
ReplyDeleteShe is funny, but reading to much into my observation.
ReplyDeleteWait one. Wop's real name is "Giacomo"?
ReplyDeletetwins-fuck elfie, dont scare me! Iknew a broad once who had twins, she thought she was having a singleton the whole time. the other rugrat was hiding behind its brother the whole time!
ReplyDeletethat better not happen to me.
Francis and his super sperm. Ugh. It's always the cute ones who fuck you over like that.
ceebs, simmer down.
ReplyDeleteI know you are just fucking with me.
oh dear. Look at how many times I have typed fuck in the last two posts. Obviously, I am not getting fucked enough.
giacomo?
ReplyDeleteis that a typo for guacamole, elf?
Ohhh fuck I cannot believe I spilled Wops real name on here. and no it is not guacamole (although I do love that on rolled tacos from Nicos YUM) Giacomo is James in Italian, he will be Jimmy for short, Francois' nickname will be "Gay". and it is I who is having twins KB, not you. What can I say? I am a one upper... and both my men shoot to score. mmmmhhhhmmmmm
ReplyDelete"oh dear. Look at how many times I have typed fuck in the last two posts. Obviously, I am not getting fucked enough."
ReplyDeleteThat was kinda my point.
great, now you really are not going to be able to breastfeed Francis Jr., you are going to have Jimmy and Gay attatched to each of your jugs.
ReplyDeleteapparently I am getting fucked too much if I am having twins by two different men... Jealous KB?
ReplyDeleteceebs, do not be so slow today. you are overlooking my amazing sarcasm skills. it is starting to worry me.
ReplyDeleteno.
ReplyDeleteyou are going to get superfat with two in there. tucson is still in '87, so you will have to deliver those fuckers vaginally. kegels and benwah balls will NEVER help after those two demons crawl outta there. you will also have 4 people to bf (yep wop, I know your secret), so those tit-tays are gone. Your daycare bill will be atrocious, so you will not be able to afford new jugs or vaginal rejuvination.
I win.
Evil Spurs Fan, that's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteNice breakdown there kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI am not breastfeeeding shit! RQ has promised to express powdered milk from her ancient implants to feed my precious twins, she sees it as a humantarian act, as well as an attempt to keep me and my ghetto bastards off the welfare books. She is such a giver.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say that DG is my surrogate, I wont be getting fat either.
ReplyDeletethat is just so typical of you elfie.
ReplyDeletealways imposing your children on someone else, regardless of whether it is the state's aid or a humanitarian such as RQ. And making Deeg fat instead so you can look better standing next to her when you two go hiking?
so selfish.
you bitches is crazy
ReplyDeleteok, can we talk about why george foreman just got arrested for murder?
ReplyDeleteI'm as selfless as Nadya Suleman... she is a giver too! She gave the ultimate gift of life to 14 bastards... I aspire to be like her well a combo of her and RQ. That would be too good to be true.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes you've figured out my plan, can pregnant chicks even hike? I am pretty sure DG will be on bedrest with the twins.
goodbye george foreman. you were the best baseball player ever and i love your oxy-clean commercials. goodbye sweet prince, may you find peace.
ReplyDeleteI'm somewhat distracted today.
ReplyDeleteWhy's that CBT?
ReplyDeletehe had 2 thoughts in a row.
ReplyDeletehe has brokeback cock on the brain
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehe had 2 thoughts in a row."
That was funny, shit head.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhy's that CBT?"
Sugar baby drama.
That's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteMaybe these "sugar babbies" aren't worth the hassle.
Hey Elfie....I got asked out by a European today. He told me he knows your englishman and Francois as well.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
Maybe these "sugar babbies" aren't worth the hassle."
This one is.
Did he invite out you out for tea DG?
ReplyDeleteWell, go on with your bad self then CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo, but he wants to beat me.
ReplyDelete"Beat you?"
ReplyDeleteTell him to get behind the line.
"She abused the sausage patty and said, 'Why don't you treat me mean?'".
ReplyDeleteHaha...I told him about my muay thai skills and he wants to fight me now. I would beat that little swedish man all the way back to Europe. He apparently doesn't know who he was talking to. Then I told him my other name was DG. I could see him trembling after that.
ReplyDeleteYeah he was trembling. He probably thought you were a psychopath.
ReplyDeleteOops. Maybe I don't know who I'm talking to. Or writing to.
I was wondering why i kept getting prank calls at my office this afternoon, then I see elfie gave out my real name!
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot
What's up Jimmy?
ReplyDelete*psycho* (no Pelican).
ReplyDeleteThat was me calling you Wop. Sorry. It's just your name is just so hot.
ReplyDeletewhy thank you DG
ReplyDeleteCBT: I tried, Elfie has a new favorite hobby; rejecting me
ReplyDeleteRejection is the best way to win affection.
ReplyDeleteI rhymed!
Well DG I hope you told him that you are carrying mine, brit boys and Wops love children.
ReplyDeleteWop~ I'm sorry that was me, I was trying to call you to let you know that DG was expecting our love child but I couldn't work up the nerve. Or night of passion made something beautiful, you are going to be a daddy! are you excited!
Nice job Karate Kid.
ReplyDeleteI haven't told him about the pregnancy yet because I just found out I was pregnant with fraternal twins. Or would they be considered twins at all since there are two different fathers?
ReplyDeleteElfie - I cant help but feel robbed of the conception process... For some reason I cant recall said night if passion. Do you think we can reenact it so I can enjoy the complete process?
ReplyDeleteNice move there, Giacomo.
ReplyDeleteDo I get to watch at least? I'm such a voyeur. I think I deserve to since I will be carrying the child.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the "whole process" consisted of you in a little sterile white room jacking into a cup to a Jenna Jameson Vivid ideo from the early 90's. Then they took your swimmers and united them with my hactchlings and shot them up DG's who-who. and Voila! it was so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteAll this pregancy shit is making me nervous.
ReplyDeleteWe cannot reenact it... DG is already pregnant and she cannot get pregnant twice at the same time (I don't think)
ReplyDeleteWhere is KB... I need her advice on how to get rid of this horrible morning sickness.
well this is the worst knocking up I have ever been a part of.
ReplyDeleteAnd trust me if I only had a Jenna Jameson vid from the 90's, no swimmers would be produced
And for the record, Wop's sperm in a bottle did nothing for me. What a disappointment.
ReplyDeleteCBT~ honestly me too!
ReplyDeleteSo you are pregnant too Elfie? I thought I was carrying both the englishman and wop's baby. Who are you pregnant by? Was it my swedish man?
ReplyDeleteI hear a whole bunch of biological clocks ticking, here. It's like this 29 year old RN I dated back in 06. On our first date she asked me if I thought I was too old to start a family. The ticking noise was quite loud.
ReplyDeletenope, just having sympathy morning sickness for you. haha you unfortunate bia-bia, carrying two babies you didnt have sex to get and aren't even yours to keep.
ReplyDeleteAt least I don't have to pay for them for the next 18 years. But if I even get one stretch mark I'm going to be pissed.
ReplyDeleteHey Elfie, I don't think what I texted you about yesterday is working out for my little friend.
ReplyDeleteI'll oil up your body DG, nightly
ReplyDeleteMy clock is defintely NOT ticking, I had not one but 2 exes in the recent months come back and beg (did I say BEG?) me to have their babies. "I always wondered what our baby would look like" haha! losers. I declined their brilliant suggestions.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Dont be textin my fiance, holmes.. Especially shit about "your little friend"
ReplyDeletePERVERT
Elfie, PLEASE PLEASE have my baby, I always wondered what our baby would look like
ReplyDeleteWill you Wop? Here is my most recent picture. Come over and oil me up!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH with twins stretch marks are unavoidable... skin can only stretch so much you know? I'm sorry, I will pay for your lazer stretch mark removal ok?
ReplyDeleteChill out Giacomo.
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl is really Miss Texas?
ReplyDeleteyoure going to get a ton of stretchmarks, Deeg, you have two little bastards in there (yours are bastards cuz you are not emarried, like I am).
ReplyDeleteI am going to feed you all that cheese RQ bought my for Christmas, too. Even more fatness for those tree trunk legs of yours.
elf-I have some ginger flavored lollipops that will help with morning sickness.
Wop~ you just want me to let you cum inside of me... I know your tricks and they aren't going to work. My mind is in the gutter with Benny the crack bum... someone please help me find my way out.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how often the 'I wonder what our baby will look like' line works on girls.
ReplyDeletedeeg, elf will not pay for your stretch mark removal, dont believe her. she has to pay daycare for those two plus her bloke (he is 16).
ReplyDeleteyou're screwed, sorry.
You are so giving KB, I love you. I wish it were possible for 2 women to have a child that is genetically part of both of them... we would have a super-human baby.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note... are you really pregnant or do you have kids? Ginger really works for morning sickness.
elfie do not say cum inside me to wop.
ReplyDeletehe will jizz in his pants on the spot. that is not professional for a lawyer
He is 16? Her bloke sounds like my type of man.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen that 'I jizzed in my pants' video? It is so funny!
ReplyDeletegiving and good in the sack.
ReplyDeleteyou will never find someone better than me. Fact.
(look it up on wikipedia)
ginger does work for morning sickness..I am just a genius, that is all.
wop made a video?
ReplyDeletedoes he ever do lawyer work at all? fuck how can I be a lawyer?
It works for air sickness too which is why all airlines carry gingerale!
ReplyDeleteI had to comment on that before spurs had the chance, cbt.
ReplyDeletedg, there is NO way you can give Francis a handjob with that belly.
ReplyDeleteYesss, I get him all to myself tonight. Again.
DG~ Yeah he probably your type... Did you see what I said about him being proper and english on the Animalization post? Does that turn you on? Ms. DG if you're nasty!
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, you beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I mean you beat me to it Karate Kid. And only because I was busy doing something.
ReplyDeleteelfie-have you guys fooled around yet?
ReplyDeleterecord it when you do, I want to hear him talk dirty in english slang/accent, too!
Both of your broads are out of luck... lalala Francis will want me! Me! WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL< UNFAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteExcuses!
ReplyDeleteYeah Jimmy, you should see what Streets wrote about Monty Python on that kinkyb!tch/platypus post.
ReplyDeleteKB.. you gotta read what I wrote on your animalization post.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best idea I've heard in awhile KB. Do it Elfie! I want to hear an Britt talk dirty!
ReplyDeleteI was busy actually Karate Kid. I was on the phone, and then I was talking to my boss. I'm about to leave to pick up my computer. I'm just wondering how long it will take me to corrupt it again.
ReplyDeleteThat depends on how long it takes you to download that gay porn again.
ReplyDelete"Do I make you horny Ms. DG? Do I?!"~ Brit Boy
ReplyDeleteGood one KK.
ReplyDeleteThat is hot Elfie. Maybe I shouldn't have turned swedish boy down.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know RQ did porn. I always wondered what she did for a living.
ReplyDeletefuuuhhhhkkk yes that is hot.
ReplyDeleteI am picturing it now, as he cums (but not inside of me):
Yes, yes (newly married) Mrs. Begbiiieeeee
God I hope I was lyin' about RQ and porn. I mean really, who would want to see that? EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteI just saw a pic of Kate Gosselin. She added extensions. She actually looks kind of hot now.
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteI just saw a pic of Kate Gosselin. She added extensions. She actually looks kind of hot now."
That's right there with RQ porn.
I'm serious. It doesn't look anything like her.
ReplyDeleteI saw the picture earlier. It's still Kate.
ReplyDeleteI already thought she was pretty good looking but her personality is an erection shrinker for sure.
ReplyDeleteI watched a video of Octumom ohhhh wait Spurs can I talk about that?
You have to give her some credit. She has 8 kids and just divorced her dbag husband. That's alot to go through and still look like that.
ReplyDeleteI've been in one place over a year now. It's gettin' close to time for me to put my boots in the street again, I think.
ReplyDeleteJon is a major dbag.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, go ahead. That was nice of you though.
Karate Kid, I agree. Considering she's had 8 kids, she looks great.
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs! Ok I watched a video of Nadya Suleman working out and was strangely turned on...
ReplyDeleteFml. The high temp here tomorrow is 17, with wind gusts to 40 MPH, 11 for Friday.
ReplyDeletecbt you using the letters fml is like Drew using the work kewl.
ReplyDelete*word*
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs! Ok I watched a video of Nadya Suleman working out and was strangely turned on..."
GAAAAAAAAAAG!
KB: Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a premature ejaculater
ReplyDeleteand what video?
kate does look great, but she is not the run of the mill mother. She has lots of $ in the bank and can pay for a sitter while she gets plastic surgery (I dont blame her, that butt in the front stomach she was sporting was no joke!) her nails and hair done and goes to the gym with her personal trainer.
ReplyDeletePeople with money have no excuse not to look good.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeletecbt you using the letters fml is like Drew using the work kewl."
Fml is just too perfect a description for me not to use it. I learned it from Pamela Anne.
Well, I'm gonna drop by the judge's house, tag his old lady and then go home and wash away the memory with some Jim Beam and good weed.
ReplyDeleteI saw her belly! That was scary. They should show that videos in high schools across the country. I think there would be less pregnancies after that.
ReplyDeleteAnd what video? I want to see!
CBT~ no no no.. just look at her all sweaty and ish... ohhh nadya you don't KNOW!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=eb705e19-b7ab-48f2-a874-1d2d0f1cff50
"CBT~ no no no.. just look at her all sweaty and ish... ohhh nadya you don't KNOW!"
ReplyDeleteElfie, you are a pervy little freak, I love it! Can I come by after work?
Sorry Elfie, that chick is just gross.
ReplyDeleteGiacomo! What did I tell you yesterday behind the E-curtain (thanks for the new saying KB)
ReplyDeleteI don't listen to all your behind the e-curtain talk baby... We are meant to be
ReplyDeleteYOu are right Giacomo, we are meant to be. Come give me a baby later ok?
ReplyDeleteThe judge came home a day early to beat the snowstorm. Ol' CBT dodged a bullet. I think once was enough for me with that woman. I'm also thinking that fucking a judge's (we hated each other in high school) wife probably isn't the best exercise of good judgment, either.
ReplyDeleteMoving back to my home town has done wonders for my paranoia, I really have enemies here.
ReplyDeleteElfie! OMW
ReplyDeleteOMW? What does that mean?
ReplyDeleteOn my way
ReplyDeleteOhhhh I got it. nevermind.
ReplyDeleteoh you'll get it alright
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT! ELVIS WAS FOUND DEAD THIS AFTERNOON! HE DIED IN A CAR WRECK! How many celebs do we have to lose this year? So far we have lost Jimi Hendrix, Nolan Ryan, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Fatty Arbuckle. I think useless people need to die, like doctors, firemen, and porn store cashiers. We need to mourn the passing of our great losses so far this year.
ReplyDeleteThanks anonymous, but please dont forget Little Richie Valens
ReplyDeleteI am really worked up today... probably that video of Nadya did it for me, damn octopussy.
ReplyDeleteWell i will help you with that
ReplyDeleteAnd PATSY CLINE... the Sun has one less beam today :(
ReplyDeleteAnd will ferrell and Jim belushi
ReplyDeleteLou Diamond... your song La Bamba is on my eternal playlist.
ReplyDeleteNolan Ryan, I will never forget your 9 no hitters (especially the one for the mets)
ReplyDeleteWe will Baila la Bamba in heaven... I <3 you!
ReplyDeleteoh yes, la bamba his self. he passed away 2 minutes after new years of a marijuana overdose. such a tragic loss to the world of scuba diving. richie, if you are reading this from the big public library in the sky i just want to let you know to save me a seat on the bench because i will meet you one day on gods golf course.
ReplyDeleteDude Lou Diamond Phillips played him in La Bamba.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ that was fucking random... and I loved it
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEwjY9QPr1E
ReplyDeletethis video is really horrible of me
but it happened
so I am exposing it
haha
go to the 4.40 mark my fave part
"I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride, but something touched me deep inside, the day the music died..."
ReplyDeleteoh look at my break dancer the crowd liked him much better. .OOL
ReplyDelete