Friday, February 19, 2010

Big Drew's Newest Skank





So this is the woman who's "sweatin" Drew, and getting him to go to Miami to visit her. Fat Boy, I'd just save my time. It's apparent by the carnie crew she's hanging out with in the first pic she might be coming to a town near you sometime soon.

But I do have to say I like her in the second pic. The lady in red probably helps her look better though.

312 comments:

  1. LMAO @ you jerking off every night to your PC while I make moves sonnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  2. Make moves? Be honest dude, you are just trying to get her to sign up for the phone biz.

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  3. Serious question here though Drew:

    Are you going to try to smash her?

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  4. Like I said, I'm making moves. I will post a new pic of her and you tell me if I'm barking up the wrong tree? She's a brainiac!

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  5. A new pic isn't going to make any difference.

    A "brainiac" huh? What does she do?

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  6. Oh, and by "making moves", I take it she has money?

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  7. Is that her meth head uncle in the background? Drew need's to be banned from the internet

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  8. You mean homeboy in the hat? That's funny.

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  9. And I don't think he can be banned from the internet. But who knows? Maybe his next Craigslist date will steal his computer.

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  10. Yep that guy in the hat.. Second picture is like.. sit bobo sit... good dog

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  11. She's retired Air Force Captain that works at Cape Canaveral. I'd say she's smarter then you or I

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  12. I actually had to look that up. I forgot what show I remember hearing it on.

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  13. Really Drew? What she's thinking getting involved with you?

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  14. Wait,, She works in the Cape but lives in Miami..
    Really? Ok fatboy

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  15. Maybe she teleports herself there Anonymous.

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  16. She is thinking of all the qualities I possess (monster greg) that you Spurs do not have. Maybe you and Super Agent Ari Golden can have a sword fight? Problem is that both of you are un-armed...........

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  17. Good one Drew. There you go thinking of other guys cock sizes.

    And how does she know you have a "monster greg?"

    Did you greg blast her?

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  18. That would be one hell of a commute from Miami..
    I can picture her, drew and the meth head uncle singing YMCA at some po dunk bar in the Cape..

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  19. Funny.

    And hey, maybe she drives a tour bus from Miami to Cape Canaveral.

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  20. Anon:
    I'm vacationing in Miami with a girl from the Cape area. What's your point Super Loser Follower of Spurs Fan site? Rumor has it that you and Kasey are IMing pics of your gregs?

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  21. Hey drew be sure to put on your best I know Nik Richie T-shirt when you make the trip down here.. Loser

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  22. Big Drew just fell asleep after I sucked him dry, just sayin..........

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  23. FYI:
    Anon = Dirtygirl.

    Can you paleease clean that facial off that chinny chin chin?

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  24. Hey Drew, you going to watch the Knicks tomorrow to see if McGrady has any game left?

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  25. drew, just be honest and admit that youre really fucking andy dick....because thats who this bitch looks like.

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  26. That's funny. But Andy isn't an Air Force Captain.

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  27. Okay so here's the deal Spurs, very few make it back from the injury he suffered. It's a fucking shame that T-Mac has been treated like a has. You are a huge basketball fan so you know better then most. Tracy was right up there with the best. It's a fucking insult the way the Rockets have treated him after he filled there arena night in and night out.

    I will tell you what I think but right now I'm sober and starving! As I said earlier, I hate dieting.

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  28. I watched a game where McGrady scored like 13 points in the last 30 seconds of a game to beat the Spurs.

    I was at my parents at the time, I almost smashed their tv. As far as the Rockets? I don't blame them at all. McGrady is a loser, and was a cancer on the team. But he might have some game left. I doubt it though.

    So you aren't drinking either?

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  29. nobody is buying into his phone scam so he has to cut corners somewhere, e.g. beer and food.

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  30. I don't think you saw his comment. He said he's trying to lose 20 pounds in 30 days to slim up for when he goes to Miami.

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  31. hes lying. hes just broke.

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  32. So what are you up to tonight Anonymous?

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  33. The Nicks have 29 games left this season to see what T-Mac has left. If he has game he's in. The good news is that they have enough cap room to bring in 2 studs i.e Lebron and Dwayne. Could you imagine? The bottom line is that that Madison Square Garden is the marque stage of the N.B.A. Nose bleed seats are a $100 plus...........

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  34. More pipe dreams huh Drew? Those two aren't going to New York.

    But you are right about the tickets. They are expensive.

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  35. well they certainly are not heading to the retirement village in San Antonio.

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  36. No, they aren't coming down here, that's for sure.

    Hey, did you see any of Tiger's apology today?

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  37. eh, just hanging out. not much going on here.

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  38. Fuck drew,, I've probably been to Madison Square Garden more times then you have. D Wade's not leaving Miami anytime soon.. T Mac will play for a couple minutes hurt himself and miss the rest of the season.

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  39. That's funny. Or TMac will pout about something and pick up his toys and his "I've never gotten out of the first round" game and go home.

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  40. Yes I did. More like damage control then sincerity. Here's my thoughts, I truly believe that his personal business is on him. Problem is that he is a marketing giant with billions of dollars at stake.

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  41. porterhouse steaks. always good with mashed potatoes and salad.

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  42. drew, suck a meaty dick. thanks.

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  43. Porterhouse steak sounds good. Don't let CBT see that you like to grill. He prefers to broil.

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  44. broil? ugh....what a way to fuck up a steak.

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  45. Drew:

    You assume the Florida Anonymous is black? Nice term you used there Drew.

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  46. Anon = Cock Smoker!

    Actually I prefer extra rear roast beef slats

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  47. You like your meat extra rare Drew?

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  48. drew loves tube steak.

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  49. Drew Prefer's Sausage

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  50. Ugggggggggg! I'm going to have a bowl of Capt. Crunch. I'm to ornery.

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  51. drew loves hot dogs with extra foreskin.

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  52. hey drew, why dont you try exercising? instead of starving yourself like a bitch.

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  53. Anon and Kasey left there tighty whities underneath my bed.

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  54. Well, well, well. If it isn't Dick Morris again.

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  55. drew, hows does the air sandwich taste?

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  56. Drew, unless you eat yourself into a coma everyday, refusing to eat isn't going to shed any weight.

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  57. my face is stricken by stroke after trying to take all of Big Drew's greg.

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  58. I just threw up! Can't stand these people


    NEW YORK (AFP) – British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

    "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

    "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

    The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

    "Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

    "More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"

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  59. Anon:
    Loved the Re-Greta comment. That was funny.

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  60. Yeah, I saw that too Drew. I was going to post that when I saw it, but I decided not to.

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  61. That was a good play on her name there.

    Drew - Who can't you stand? Elton John or Catholics? Please tell me it's Catholics.

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  62. I think he's referring to Elton EV.

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  63. From the sound of that, he probably said it in jest. Can you really take Catholics seriously? I can't.

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  64. I have a hard time taking the Catholic religion seriously. At least the people in the Vatican.

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  65. Being that I am a 3rd degree knight it is safe to say that I embrace my Catholicism while you EV find some sort of perverted enjoyment from Elton John...............

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  66. Enjoyment? No, I just picked the lesser of two evils there. Wasn't much to think about.

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  67. Who cares what he says about your God? Isn't he already on his way to hell by your religions' standards?

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  68. Drew:

    In all seriousness, what is a 3rd Degree Knight?

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  69. EV, I respect your belief. Catholicism is a form of Christianity in that we all believe in Christ. Elton John chooses to live a life of sin by continuously getting his fudge packed?

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  70. Spurs:
    Can't talk about the knighthood unless you know the secret hand shake

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  71. So it's like a fraternity then? That's cool. I was in a fraternity.

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  72. No one outside of your religion believes he is living a life of sin. It's a stupid reason to dislike another human being or feel greater than them, because you ride a moral high horse.

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  73. EV:
    Your sense of entitlement is crazy! You're the reason and many like you this country has a trillion dollar deficit. It's time for change. Its been a great ride but the ride is over. You and your left wing liberal friends are a thing of the past. All your ideology and your one term President are soon removed.

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  74. That was retarded.

    I voted for McCain. Jackass.

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  75. Look, my political and moral views don't necessarily represent the way I live my life. When it comes to our elected officials, I hold them accountable to the higher standards that I only wish that I could carry out.

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  76. At least you're honest Drew. You make a good point.

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  77. Do you think Tiger rubbed one out at sex rehab in Hattiesburg?

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  78. Thanks for the random comment Pam. I mean Drew.

    Why don't you just go ahead and eat something.

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  79. He probably did. Or banged one of the chicks there.

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  80. Spurs:
    I thought you were heading to Dallas (Kinky Lounge) to hang with Sorry?

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  81. I lost 22 pounds with Nutrisystem.

    Yeah okay, I smoked rock Nigga!

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  82. What's up Lawrence? That's funny.

    So do you still smoke rock?

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  83. spurskies my youtube his 1k within four days for vday! thats cool

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  84. You still changing bed pans at that nursing home Spurs?

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  85. Smells like rotten fish all of a sudden

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  86. Shit my Pants:

    No, I quit when I found out Drew was there.

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  87. so big drew is having internet love in florida ?

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  88. oh anonymous you have been waiting all night for me to show up dont act hurt

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  89. It seems he is. It seems she really wants him. He's going to smash it for sure.

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  90. yeah bg give me password again I am bored

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  91. As long as you promise to bash the shit out of me ;)

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  92. I Dont want too im too sick I just want to post my favorite music video lol

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  93. spurskies.

    wanna come over tonight

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  94. need email addy.
    I think its pamasaurus.............

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  95. okay I had to post my fave music video haha

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  96. thanks spurs

    you got my back bro!

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  97. I am watching old youtubes I sent to you lol

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  98. What are you talking about? Your youtubes?

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  99. from when I made them in the past when ?I Said you had aidds lol

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  100. I thought they were all deleted. Oh, you have them on your computer.

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  101. Who do you think you were mean to?

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  102. Omg I just found the worse video ever

    will you watch it

    I made it for some one with some weird fetish and I got paid its all clothed

    I am laughing so hard

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  103. I watched a little of that Pam. That was messed up.

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  104. lMFAO deleted

    come on
    people paid me to make that back in the day
    LLOL

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  105. How much did you get paid to do that?

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  106. 40-60 dollars its a clothed 6 - 7 min video of me making fun of some one aka fun ahahahha.

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  107. old times
    I Dont know IOf I could do that now

    haha just kiddin g

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  108. That's good money for six or 7 minutes Pam.

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  109. that was my trout days I dont know IF I can be that mean now

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  110. Did someone pay you to make that for them or someone else?

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  111. a individual person paid me off of a sex site

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  112. I understand that. But did they have you make it for their own use, or did was it supposed to be for someone else?

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  113. yes own use haha. not to be mean to some one ! haha. the guy would come to me and make like 2 videos a day. I got to analytical and figured out he wasn't even fat, but was made fun of as a child for being fat and was now turned on by it - makes no sense, but to him it does.

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  114. Some people have some weird fetishes.

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  115. Good morning all. The early bird gets the worm......

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  116. The only girls that 'sweat' drew are the ones he paid and now they probably caught something. They are probably dying soon. Drew, on the other hand, takes the sweating as a compliment.

    Drew: Nobody would sweat a creepy looking old man like you. You are delusional like CBT. Also, I was not on the computer at all last night. I was busy making moves in the real world.

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  117. Dirtygirl:

    Not sure what turns me off more about you.
    A. Your no definition pancake biceps.
    B. The fact that your ass looks like it was smacked with a snow shovel.
    C. You look like Max Headroom.
    D. You lie like a rug! You say your in your twenties when in fact you look like your pushing forty.
    E. All of the above.

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  118. A retired Air force Capt? hahah to retire as a Capt there wasnt alot of promotions for some reason. Cant be that smart.

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  119. "The only girls that 'sweat' drew are the ones he paid and now they probably caught something. They are probably dying soon."

    That's funny.

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  120. C. You look like Max Headroom.

    That's a good one Drew.

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  121. Q:

    Drew is just trying to play down how important she is. She's actually the President.

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  122. Drew:

    A. Your girl in the picture has no definition in any feature of her body.

    B. I have never sent in pics of my ass. I refuse to give you more material to jerk yourself off to.

    C. You see you got your recycled insults mixed up. It was Spurs who looks like Max.

    D. I am nowhere near 40 Drew. I was still a child when you were paying your first hooker and still a child as you got fired from every car dealership in Jersey.

    E. Have you looked in the mirror lately? That neck, body, red face, 1950's hairstyle, clothing, failure at life, sagging eyes, beer belly, and most of all that mentally insane mind of yours is a turn off. And you are such a turn off I bet hookers charge you more than the average john.

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  123. "It was Spurs who looks like Max."

    Thanks DG.

    Your D & E was creative.

    So what are you up to? How's the convertible life?

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  124. It's cold and rained earlier here and I think I'm getting sick which sucks. But I'm about to go out to dinner and then see a movie.

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  125. Not sure yet. I would like to see Dear John but I doubt that's what I will see.

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  126. Kinkyb!tch said that movie sucked. Well, sucked might be too strong of a word, but she said it wasn't very good.

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  127. Edge of darkness the Mel Gibson movie was pretty good

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  128. Yeah, that movie did look pretty good.

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  129. I'm going to watch that Frost/Nixon movie tonight. Heard that was excellent.

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  130. I need some new movies to pirate.

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  131. That's funny. What do you want to see?

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  132. I haven't really watched a lot of movies lately. I know The Hangover is supposed to be the greatest movie ever made according to kb and DG.

    Can you pirate new movies? Like movies in the theater currently?

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  133. Yea you can get them. I've had The Hangover for a long time.

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  134. That new movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Scorcese.

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  135. Really. I'll have to check that out.

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  136. Yes, I heard it's really good. Well, the reviews made it out to be good.

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  137. I like a lot of Scorcese's films, on that alone I'll watch it.

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  138. Yeah, let me know what you think of it.

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  139. DiCaprio is kinda of pussy stuff except for "The Departed", "Gangs Of New York" and "Blood Diamond".

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  140. What's up CBT? What did you do today?

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  141. spurskies I got my ticket re-newed lol

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  142. Scorsese had me at "Taxi Driver".

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  143. Still haven't seen Taxi Driver CBT.

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  144. So a couple of weeks Pam, that's cool.

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  145. "SPURS FAN said...
    What's up CBT? What did you do today?"

    Went down to Melbounre (google it, it'll scare the fuck ouuta you) and hooked up a Ford store, went back through Salem and Viola (google them, they'll scare the fuck ouuta you)and hung out at the Arena, then went to aparty at the Bortherhood's Clubhouse. Since those fuckers are all older than me, it petered out early. Smoked some good weed, connected with a dead friend's younger brother.

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  146. Taxi Driver was a good movie. Goodfellas is still probably one of my favorite films of all time.

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  147. Sounds like an interesting saturday CBT.

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  148. "SPURS FAN said...
    Still haven't seen Taxi Driver CBT."

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  149. Damn, grabbed 200 and didn't even know it was up for grabs.

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  150. Spurs, have you seen "True Romance"? Tarantino film.

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  151. Yeah CBT, I know, it's bad I haven't seen it.

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  152. I couldn't give less of a fuck about comment placement.

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  153. So Spurs, you never answered my question about "True Romance".

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