Thursday, February 18, 2010

Iyanna Washington offers up an insincere apology



THIS VIDEO IS OF MYSELF EXPLAINING TO EVERYONE THE REAL DEAL ABOUT THIS "STOLEN" BAG. ABSOLUTLEY FALSEE! THIS GUY BEING MY COMPANION, ALSO FALSE. AS U CAN SEE I ALSO APOLOGIZED FOR ANYONE WHO WAS OFFENDED BY THE VIDEO. DONT KNOCK THE MESSENGER IF YOU DONT LIKE WHATS HAPPENING HERE, BE THE CHANGE TO START PUTTING THESE THINGS TO AN END. I AM NOT THE BAD GUY OR THE VICTIM HERE. I AM SIMPLY THE PERSON THAT BRINGS YOU THIS FOOTAGE CLEAR AND CONCISE TO WHAT IS HAPPENING ON OUR STREETS OF OAKLAND TODAY! U SPARE ME THE COMMENTS ON THIS ONE. THANKS - IYANNA

I really like how she's a philosopher and politically correct now.

500 comments:

  1. Bitchhog:

    I talked to the "investors." The most we can offer you is $17.59.

    I hope that's enough.

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  2. does she know she needs braces? gross. I couldnt watch this one, but the other one I finally did just now watch. that guy got his ass kicked. he did warn him though..I always am confused when you warn someone not to do something to you (or they'll suffer great consequences), and they do it anyway. The icing on the cake is when the dust settles they claim you are the crazy one. Uh..no..I can follow directions and make good on all my promises. Sounds pretty sane to me.

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  3. A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

    St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

    'Just a couple of minutes ago.'

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  4. This person was egging on the short dude in the video, based on race. Didn't jody foster do a movie in which they prosecuted the onlookers who were cheering on the participants of a rape?

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  5. Hate crimes can only be prosecuted one way NTA.

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  6. This is for EV later....he will appreciate it.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Woman-Philly-airport-security-harassed-me-for-C?urn=nfl,220432

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  7. Yeah. Its the system we live in, so I just try to stay out of situations where it can happen. Public Transportation is one of them....

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  8. Well, there you are KB! I was really worried about your whereabouts. I was about to call in an APB. Are you ok?

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  9. He should like that article NTA, that was nice of you.

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  10. I thought he might like it, Spurs. Nothing would surprise about Philly- or the TSA.

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  11. NTA:

    We don't have much of a Public Transportation system here. By "much" I mean none. Unless you count the bus system. Which is decent I hear.

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  12. Bitchhog:

    What did you think happened to her?

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  13. Nope, nothing should be surprising about Philly NTA.

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  14. Bitchhog:

    I noticed that you didn't respond to the offer that I was able to come up with.

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  15. I am holding out for a greater sum, Spurs.

    NTA, is KB with you? Will you let her come back and type for a moment so that I know she is OK?

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  16. May as well go on strike then Bitchhog, that's the offer.

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  17. The talks have ceased.
    I may just start my own blog and out myself. I hear I can get a windfall if people click on the ads on my site.

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  18. A "windfall?"

    Funny. I should show you. You'd have a good laugh.

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  19. Whatever Spurs offers BH to show her face, I'll match it if she doesn't. I don't want to be blinded by fug.

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  20. Where is everyone today?
    CBT is probably in his Bronco, broken down and kicking the tire next to some shack with daughters for sale. DG is cruising around and letting the wind blow through her hair. Anon is in the ER because he was drunk and playing with guns. Elfie...probably another hot date that will turn sour quickly. Wop is chasing Iyanna.

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  21. KB is busy right now. She will have to get back to you later.

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  22. Oh hello, CBT. I was just wondering if all the titanium joint replacements help with reception at your ranch house.

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  23. Just got back from the fine city of Harrison, Arkansas, about 50 miles from here. It's the county seat of Boone County and they fly the Stars and Bars (not the battle flag) on the courthouse square, along with the Stars and Stripes and the Arkansas diamond flag. Boone county had the highest percentage of people who voted for McCain in the state.

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  24. cbt,

    not being an obama fan. you might like this

    http://www.ktnv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11996202

    I thought it was pretty ballsy of the mayor to turn the white house down...

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  25. "Bitchhog said...

    Oh hello, CBT. I was just wondering if all the titanium joint replacements help with reception at your ranch house."

    BH, unlike RQ, I'm still all original equipment so I wouldn't know. How was your day lugging around "Piso Mojado" signs at the Motel 6? Find any interesting stuff left in the rooms you were cleaning?

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  26. What the fuck does anyone care which flag is flown in some buttfuck town you visit?

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  27. Spurs: they were calling the black guy pinky, because he kept saying "say it again" like the character "pinky" on Friday after next


    FYI

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  28. Still haven't chosen an avatar, Spurs?

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  29. NTA, that was interesting. Just so you know, I voted for Obama. After 8 years of the Texas Troll and Evil Dick, I would've voted for Satan if he'd run as a Democrat.

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  30. BTW,

    Is it somehow discriminatory of me, or something else, that I am completely shocked and disappointed at seeing a stunningly attractive girl working at McDonald's? She is probably 19-21,too skinny, but she has a model's face and eyes, not tattoos that I can see, and I am not even joking about the face. She stands out oddly in that uniform and I just always wonder how she ended up there? You never see it...

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  31. I will address whomever I feel and whenever I feel like it.
    Your bitch isn't quiet when the men are talking. She screaming and she likes it.

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  32. Wopness:

    From what I understand, she was referring to the white guy as pinky.

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  33. "Bitchhog said...

    Yeah, CBT, I did. After you complained and got your room for free I had to fucking clean that sty. Full of fucking animals that can't even walk straight, underage porn all over the room, and pabst and cornbread all over those cheap sheets. Nice shit-writing on the wall, too."

    You must be confused. Since you're in the shithole state of California, it couldnt've been me since I'd never set foot there.

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  34. I stopped at a McDonald's one time and every person there was really hot. The dudes and the ladies. It was strange.

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  35. "Bitchhog said...

    I will address whomever I feel and whenever I feel like it.
    Your bitch isn't quiet when the men are talking. She screaming and she likes it."

    I don't have a bitch, nor would I refer to a woman in such terms while sober. Your man or woman (I've herad the rumor) must like pinoche de vaca.

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  36. "SPURS FAN said...

    Wopness:

    From what I understand, she was referring to the white guy as pinky."

    Yeah I am sure you gathered that from the comments on Youtube, but if you watch the video, you will see that pinky is brought up once the black guy said "say it again, say it again"

    Then you can hear the black girl say "haha 'say it again' alright pinky, go get um pinky"

    I believe.

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  37. CBT,

    I didn't vote for Obama, but I did vote for Kerry, which went against my moderate leanings, as Georgey boy lied about being a fiscal conservative. I had my misgivings about either of our choices this past election. I actually liked huckabee and even sent him money during the primaries. Not cuz of religion; I think he did a pretty good job of not injecting religion in his governance, so it didn't bother me. He got a little nutty about mormons though, that was kind of weird. He really disliked Romney...

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  38. "Is it somehow discriminatory of me, or something else, that I am completely shocked and disappointed at seeing a stunningly attractive girl working at McDonald's?"

    I don't think that is discriminatory of you NTA.

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  39. That was just straight-up dumb.
    I'm outta here, old man. Hopefully, when we meet again on here you will have put down that damn insult book from the 60's.

    G'day.

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  40. Wopness:

    Yeah, I also read where that is a Friday reference just like you said, so you are probably right.

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  41. BH,

    They must have been getting read to shoot a commercial, like the taco bell one that got a lot of attention. This girl wasn't just pretty, she had "fashion model face", and should probably get discovered. Probably not tall enough; hard to tell.

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  42. Wopness, after watching it again, yeah, you're right.

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  43. NTA:

    If she was actually serving food to customers, I don't think it was a commercial shoot.

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  44. Spurs, I know. I just am pretty surprised by that. Women who look like that don't work in fast food as they can get a receptionist job anywhere. There is an office of the street that I do some business with that has three bonehead semi-attractive girls that should be working fast food, but the business pays these skeezies to be cute and friendly at the front desks.

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  45. NTA, every one in Arkansas is weird about Mormons. Google "Mountain Meadows massacre" and "The Fancher Party". We're long on memory and short on forgiveness here.

    Huckabee was good governor and probably the only true "compassionate conservative". I'd vote for him again (I voted for him every time he ran for govenor here except for the first time. His wife, Janet, is total freaking looney toon, though.

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  46. That's thoughtful of the the businesses to pay the "skeezies" to be cute and friendly NTA.

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  47. Spurs, I don't mind it. They dress like tramps, and I always drop off documents in person instead of faxing or emailing. Brightens the day.

    I will do that CBT; I liked how level-headed Huckabee was about everything; i liked his idea on the economy, and you are right he was a compassionate conservative, and I liked that he wanted to bring us into the 21st century in how taxes are collected. The powers that be didn't want him though....he really did act weird toward romney, like he was standing next to satan or something.

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  48. CBT,

    RE: mountain meadow massacre. I can see how that would leave a mark down there. Yeah, that doesn't show well for mormons.

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  49. For some strange reason Mormon churches seem to burn here as fast as they get built, and the Mormons don't stay long either. Curious.

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  50. Well guys it's beer time. I'm sure I'll be back on around midnight bragging about CQC skills, like the drunken Anonymous. Fucking idiot.

    BH wears boxer briefs.

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  51. "he really did act weird toward romney, like he was standing next to satan or something."

    as far as we're concerned, he was.

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  52. The mickey D's here has several pretty white girls working there. Since we have no Negros or Mexicans (legal or illegal), it's not that surprising. What I'm still not used to after living in LR for 24 years is a white hand giving me food at the drive through.

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  53. CBT,

    Have a few beers for me.

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  54. whats the quickest way to kill a thread?

    Politics and Religion

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  55. Spurs,
    What's up man? Saw the Spurs stood pat at the deadline. Bulls moved some cap to clear way hopefully for Chris Bosh.

    Btw, what's up all?

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  56. Oh yeah......CBT, your Uncle Jesse can really fight in that last video

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  57. Chris Bosh and LeBron are going to the knicks, DUH!

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  58. Keep dreaming Wop.....who would want to play for that garbage franchise? Maybe they'll sign Big Drew as well to run the point

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  59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lemgk7oP2w

    this is the old man wylin in the street after the fight..

    black dude gets out and they almost go again

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  60. Francis Begbie said...

    Keep dreaming Wop.....who would want to play for that garbage franchise? Maybe they'll sign Big Drew as well to run the point



    Dude its New York city, MSG... the greatest stage in the world my friend... Mark my words the knicks will return to glory within 7 years

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  61. I think the original video is a great way to celebrate black history month. We have come alon way!

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  62. Knicks will continue to be abysmal.

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  63. Hi all... been preoccupied lately, work is busy... life is busy. I miss you all tremendously.

    Wop (and anyone else who wants to answer) I have a question I want to buy something for my lawyers for helping me... what should I get them?

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  64. Wopness:

    They aren't signing with the Knicks.

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  65. What's up Francis? Thanks for coming by. Hope everything is going good for you.

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  66. DG:

    It is an excellent way of celebrating it.

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  67. Streets:

    What's up Streets? I was wondering where you've been.

    Oh, and just give the lawywers a naked pic.

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  68. EV:

    They will. For a long long time.

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  69. "Oh yeah......CBT, your Uncle Jesse can really fight in that last video"

    Indeed Francis, he can.

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  70. Spurs, did you read the suicide note from the guy who flew the plane into that IRS office building?

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  71. I saw the story, but I didn't read the suicide note. Was it interesting?

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  72. It was a long rant about the IRS, but yea parts of it were interesting. Can't say I blame him, but a little over-the-top considering we're all in the same boat.

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  73. I just read that too. Looks like one person in Texas actually had some balls. What a way to fight the IRS!

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  74. You read his "manifesto" DG? The guy is very articulate.

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  75. He should've just called me. I could've taken care of all of his IRS problems. I did it once and could do it again. But his way was a little more creative than what I would've come up with.

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  76. Too bad the IRS couldn't have invited Sheriff Joe to come see their office today.

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  77. Yeah, I'm sure you could have figured out his problems for him. And his way was pretty creative.

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  78. EV:

    He brought up some good points indeed. It sucks that he just got remarried too. You know that Sheryl is thinking, "What the hell?"

    Well, in addition to being mournful.

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  79. Where did you read his whole suicide note?

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  80. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,586627,00.html

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  81. Oh and DG, you mentioned Black History Month earlier. Here's another proud moment:

    You remember that lady who falsely accused the Duke Lacrosse team of raping her? And then there was a huge media circus with the race baiters Sharpton and Jackson basically saying to burn whitey?

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  82. Well, she's been arrested for attempted murder. Now it seems the attempted murder charge might be a little extreme, but she's a nut no doubt:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0218101duke1.html

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  83. Spurs, stop ignoring EV. Get an avatar. Didn't I just tell you about this recently as well? I am a genius and apparently he is too, so come on with it already..

    BH-I'm sorry I missed you earlier. Sometimes I have to do real work, pay attention in class, etc. It sucks. I'll try and be here for you next time, I promise (I never break my promises).

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  84. Yeah, I'll figure something out kinkyb!tch. And did you notice who stopped by?

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  85. sonofanutcracker that was a long suicide note.
    I woulda hung out with that guy, he sounds cool.

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  86. That was a long suicide note. And I don't know about "cool", but he's certainly very intelligent.

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  87. oh man..am I the only one who laughed at the Duke chick story?
    I don't know if everyone knows this but,when black chicks say they will cut you, they just mean you better knock off whatever it is you are doing. It's like when I say 'fuck you', its not indicative of a threat or a promise, it is more like..I hear ya, but shut yo' mouth, yah know?
    I say they let her go, she is black so therefore did nothing wrong.

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  88. I laughed at it. Only because of Sharpton and Jackson. I'm really looking forward to when those two aren't around anymore.

    And yes, I think she should be let go. The cracker police department probably acted "stupidly."

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  89. That was mean. Fuck, and I wasn't logged in so I can't delete them and play dumb.
    I can't be mean, it's just not in me.
    Let the spursfansays.com record show that my comments in regards to death were all in jest.

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  90. Elfie said...
    Wop (and anyone else who wants to answer) I have a question I want to buy something for my lawyers for helping me... what should I get them?

    A pic of your tittays, duh! That's all they want,family friend or not.
    Did I mention my birthday is rapidly approaching and that is all I want as well?

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  91. Haha! Word Spurs, word.
    When I return, I better see an avatar instead of that ghastly orange letter B. I gotta go do some stuff...don't miss me too much though..it's bad for your overall well-being.

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  92. As far as suicide notes go I think in a wierd way i think it will resonate with a lot of people.

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  93. Q:

    Yep, I'm going to copy this one when it's time for me to check out.

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  94. My poor fish died today. Can we have a moment of silence for him?

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  95. I'm sure the IRS guy had something to do with it. He broke in and poisoned him.

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  96. He was a beta. He was bright blue and purple. I have had him for over a year.

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  97. DG:
    Are you sure that rancet smell of fish dying is not in fact your time of the month?

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  98. He didn't smell! He just died in the past couple of hours.

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  99. What is the appropriate amount of time to grieve for a fish?

    2 seconds?

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  100. DG:
    It's called Summer's Eve. Try it some time..........

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  101. Shut up spurs. I get attached to things easily. I cried when I sold my car last week. I'm sensitive.

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  102. Spursie:

    No need to grieve, all Dirtygirl needs to do is through some Polo Cologne down there.

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  103. DG:

    A Beta fish? I could see why you are in mourning. What do they cost, like 10 cents?

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  104. I'm pretty sure it's Ralph Lauren, Ralf.

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  105. Is that what the women you date tell you? It's that time of the month?

    I hate to break it to you but a girl should not smell like fish at any time of the month. I think she is having other issues and the both of you need to be checked out.

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  106. No, they are like $4. But priceless in my heart.

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  107. DG:

    You want to take a wild guess as to who RALF Lauren is?

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  108. No need to guess with all that whit.

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  109. Is it just me or do you find it odd to go to No Man's Land (Drew's site) and see that pam got fired but the site is still named after her.

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  110. I'll send you $4 DG if times are tough.

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  111. What's up DG? Heading to Spring Training tomorrow? I need a report on Big Z's weight

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  112. Doing well Spurs, thanks for asking man.

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  113. That's good Francis. Yep, I imagine you two are excited for Cubs baseball.

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  114. No, I want you to make the ded fish rise from the dead.

    When I was little I caught a caterpillar and eventually the thing died. Apparently, it doesn't like eating pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. After it was dead I got out my Fisher Price med kit and tried to save it. Back then, I really thought that would work. I was a weird kid.

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  115. I'm kind of excited, but I haven't pulled my "It's Gonna Happen" sign out of the garage just yet.

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  116. I was hoping you would get us tickets. We can sit one seat apart so your wife doesn't get suspicious.

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  117. We could be all incognito and signal each other. We need to work on our code signs

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  118. Where have you been francis? I cannot represent Chicago without you.

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  119. Flip Murray? Who the fuck is that Spurs? At least the Bulls are dumping money for next season i guess.

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  120. DG said:
    When I was little I caught..................

    Sounds like a CBT story?

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  121. DG, I just needed a break from here for awhile. I was wasting a little too much time in the day and getting a lazy with work.

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  122. That was a funny story with your Fisher Price med kit DG.

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  123. Spurs, I don't think you can count that as a point for Tejas. Tejas is what made him crack and he took out his great vengence and furious anger upon those who tried to destroy him.

    Not looking too sunny there.

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  124. Flip Murray is a ball hog journeyman Francis.

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  125. No, CA is what made him crack Bitchhog. Go back and read the story. It's just too bad he hadn't stayed out there. I wish he would have crashed into something in Sacramento.

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  126. and KB made a promise and I see that it is already being broken. If she doesn't get on here by the time I make another comment, she will be on my list.

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  127. That's great Spurs......just what we need for the playoff push....another ball hog

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  128. Difference is my story is true. I also would have to add many more pointless details to make myself look brave and cool to even compare to a CBT tale. Instead I made fun of myself for thinking it was possible to bring the thing back to life with a toy.

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  129. Or maybe he could have flown a plane into a random bus in Oakland, SH.

    For now on, it's not CA. It's SH==Shithole.

    Thought I'd help you out.

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  130. I did read it. He was disgruntled, thought everything would be rosy in Austin (it wasn't) and flipped.
    He is an East Coaster, so I think maybe we should take a point away from them.

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  131. Sounds like the guy made a lot of mistakes and blamed it on everyone else.

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  132. Could you imagine how hard it would be to read Pelican's manifesto?

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  133. Austin is rosy if you are looking for a bunch of liberal dipshits.

    Of course, that town did support Ron Paul very strongly, so I give them credit for that.

    And then there is the music. And hot women. And atmosphere.

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  134. If you refer to CA as SH I will get confused because shit hole is the entire center of the US and New Jersey.

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  135. Francis:

    That's funny. They would be translating it for years to come.

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  136. I don't think Pelican would write much, but I still wouldn't get through the first sentence.

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  137. Good point DG. Besides, shithole has been thrown out too much. I need to come up with a better term.

    Hopefully, "part of the ocean" or "biggest natural disaster ever" will be something I can attach to that state very soon.

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  138. I will get confused as well. You've never been to CA, so how I am to know what you are referring to?

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  139. The Government would have to assemble a team of interpretors working round the clock to figure out what the fuck he was mad about.....he'd probably be called a terrorist if it wasn't for the bleach blonde faux hawk.

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  140. I do like Austin. I have friends there and I used to always stay at The Marriot downtown that had really good french toast.

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  141. The Knicks dumped a ton of salary cap $ and picked up Tracy McG. Next year we will have either Labron James or Dwayne Wade couple up with Chris Bosh.

    The Garen will rocik just like old times kid..........

    Fuck the Spurs!

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  142. Francis:

    It would be the biggest conspiracy theory ever. Bigger than Roswell. The cospiracy theorists would accuse the government of constructing a half human/half pelican.

    Like for war or something.

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  143. Drew:

    You don't live in New York. Let me remind you. You live in NEW ways of polluting the earth JERSEY.

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  144. You know that the pelican would end up with followers and they would make a statue of him for all to worship.

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  145. He probably would DG. We should suggest something like that to him so he'll go down in history.

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  146. How do you translate "Kill yourself for fame" in his language?

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  147. Good question. Does anyone know white ebonics?

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  148. This IRS guy would've made a better statement if he waited til April 15.

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  149. jkdsjkadsqerpojqerw,./adsv ,m.s,.mndsbhjkdsfuiefd n

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  150. I'm drunk so BH is hot and legal, DG is pretty much hairless and RQ's really female.

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  151. I see Begbie showed up tonight. Wife out of town?

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  152. C'mon Spurs, post the Obama kidnapping thing. Wop and Drew would love it.

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  153. He would have DG, that's a good point.

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  154. That's about right Pelican, thanks.

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  155. "Pamela said...
    No I am your hero ROy"

    You're my baby, Pamela.

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  156. You just get back from the bar CBT?

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  157. Oh, and as far as the Obama post?

    That's pretty damn racist man.

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  158. .. hmm I am still really sick. My temp was 103 all morning with tylonal. I am scared to say I feel better, because it back fires =/

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  159. Yeah, Spurs and I want to murder America, CQC style. or with .923 Arnold commenorative flintlock.

    Karaoke night at the Arena. I did "Is Anybody Going To San Antone" and "Friends In Low Places".

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  160. "SPURS FAN said...
    "You're my baby, Pamela."

    GAY."

    A real man isn't afraid to express his feelings. If I'd said "You're my baby, Wop", that would be gay.

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  161. NY Nicks starting five 2010:

    Eddie House PG
    T-Mac SG
    Lebron James SF
    Chris Bosh PF
    David Lee C

    Allstar lineup Kiddddddddddd

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  162. "Sleepin' under the table in a roadside park, a man could wake up dead, but it sure seems warmer than it did, sleepin' in our king size bed..."

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  163. A real man usually tells real stories too.

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  164. Big Drew's five 2010:

    1. Scams
    2. Hookers
    3. Booze
    4. Khakis
    5. Insane asylum

    The End.

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  165. "SPURS FAN said...
    Okay CBT, I take it back.

    CREEPY."

    Creepy is, "You're my baby, Rocket Queen".

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  166. awe, is cbt singing to you spurs?

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  167. You really are obsessed with RQ, aren't you CBT?

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  168. "DG said...
    A real man usually tells real stories too."

    A real man likes his women snoutlesss. Apparently, that why you date teenagers.

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  169. haha! Got it! My day is now complete.

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  170. I'm trying to bait RQ into showing up and slamming me. DG and BH aren't satisfying my need for abuse properly as both are ineffective and dumb as boxes of rocks.

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  171. Satisfying your need? You can't even compete any of us. You just use the same 2 insults over and over again.

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