Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Where are they now? Starring Kaden Solo



I'm going to guess doing cheesy modeling shoots. Hey, guess what? I'm right!

Thanks for the idea DG.

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  1. Spurs,

    Haven't you ever seen Where are the Now? You are supposed to actually find out what she is doing now. Your investigative skills suck.

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  2. She just has a kind of a wide face and some chubby cheeks. I could see her expanding around 30.

    btw, man how 'bout them 23-22 Bulls? Finally above .500

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  3. Hey DG, how are you today? I've been meaning to ask you, do you ever go to Cubs spring training games?

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  4. What do you mean DG? Did you click on the link to the pics? That's what she's doing.

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  5. It's not like I can contact her and say, "Hey, sorry for ripping you, how's your life? What are you up to? I care!"

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  6. Spurs,

    You need to check her twitter, google her in criminal searches, email her like you are her friend for info, and see if she is living off some old rich guy or actually has a job that pays money. I doubt her modeling pics and her Dirty career was much of a paycheck.

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  7. So what should I do? Take the post down? I don't think she'd answer me if I myspaced her.

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  8. I did check her twitter for some pics. There was no info as to what she was doing.

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  9. Francis:

    Congrats on your Bulls man. Another dynasty is right around the corner.

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  10. I always wait too late to go and they sell out Francis but this year I'm getting smarter and planning ahead of time. Most of my friends out here are Cubs fans to and grew up here. I am so glad they are staying in AZ for spring training. When are you coming out Francis? I will save a ticket for you?

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  11. Shit....lets just make up a story. After her "rise" on thedirty Kaden Solo had a turn of bad luck. She moved back home and is currently driving a '91 Ford Ranger and working in the deli section of Whole Foods while hoping to revive her modeling career......

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  12. I actually have been trying to get out there with my brother for the last 5/yrs. He always comes up with an excuse........fuck it i should just meet up and go with you.

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  13. There you go Francis. I'm going to guess she's looking for a set life with an athlete.

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  14. She should pursue Tony Romo.....he likes dumb chicks. Just tell him you are on the pill Kaden.

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  15. I would do the work for you but they don't know who I am. You have an 'in', spurs. Take advantage of it.

    You should also email Nicole K and see if she would tell her story. If Nik is getting alot of bad comments and he is deleting them he is pissing people off. That in turn will make people want to read the negative stuff about him and the site and then you will get more visitors creatiing your own Website Dynasty.

    I should charge you for my geniusness. (I am so smart I even make up words!)

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  16. You know what is even better I hear, is going to a cubs regular season game here. There is more blue in the stands than red.

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  17. Damn DG.......Spurs can I buy in now before this thing really takes off? I just want a fancy title with no responsibilty and a big pay check. I'll have Wop draw up a contract...and get back to you

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  18. I thought about contacting Nicole and seeing if she would say anything. I have noticed that people have googled her name, and it directed them to the "Is Nik Richie dead?" post.

    You should charge DG.

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  19. Although, I like Francis's fake story idea better.

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  20. You still need to do another video Spurs....those are classic man.

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  21. And what the hell is RQ been doing? Did she marry that old guy or something?

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  22. Francis, you can become an investor. Tell your job to fuck off in about 6 months. You will be making enough money over here by then.

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  23. Thanks Francis, I appreciate that, but the last couple have bombed bad, so I'll wait until the right time.

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  24. DG:

    All right, I've contacted Kaden. But I don't think she'll respond.

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  25. Way ahead of you DG......I'm typing up my 2 weeks notice letter now. I always knew my life had more purpose......

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  26. Francis, I don't know where Giraffe is.

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  27. Don't you see spurs? I am trying to make you the best you can be. You should really appreciate it. I will give you all my ideas and get bored with it to do my own thing. Then you will do everything I say and become successful and rich.

    Story of my life!

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  28. DG, you really should be a motivational blogger. I'm starting to think you missed your calling as well.

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  29. Francis, it's just a matter of time before we are taking stupid videos of fancy hotel rooms to brag about our riches. I will have you washing my car in your underwear and spurs will get his lambo door eclipse. I don't why I totally see you in that car spurs. It just fits you for some reason.

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  30. I should creat my own Dear Dirtygirl site and answer questions.

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  31. A lambo door eclipse is just out of my price range DG. A man can dream though.

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  32. I do have the power to motivate people but I also use my power to crush them too. I know I've made spurs cry at least once a week.

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  33. "Cry?"

    You've made me have complete breakdowns.

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  34. If you really take my ideas and put them into action spurs, don't forget I have CBS connections here. I can make you big time. I will be your manager. The Jersey Shore kids have nothing on you.

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  35. That's what I'm shooting for DG. A reality show to make an ass of myself.

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  36. I know. I have put you on suicide watch a few times. I've had to call your mom on more than one occasion to check on you to make sure you didn't off yourself.

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  37. Shit, you make an ass out of yourself for free. Why not cash in on it?

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  38. Funny, she's never mentioned you calling her. How was the conversation?

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  39. I'm beginning to not dig this lip you are giving me on this post DG.

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  40. I told her to not tell you I called. We go out for drinks once a week and talk shit about you. She also agrees that I should be your manager.

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  41. "Manager?"

    Maybe. If your cut is only like 2%.

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  42. Would you like me to sugarcoat things instead to make you feel better?

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  43. No. It's not like it makes me feel bad. Afterall, it's coming from you.

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  44. Speaking of business.....gawwwddd I sound like Drew. (Gawd was thrown in for Drew effect).

    But next week the owner of my company is coming here for a meeting and I've told you before she has no idea what the hell she is doing. Tuesdays are slow and I want to suggest her advertising discounts or bring a friend discounts to bring more people in so all of us together make more money. My guess she will be too cheap to ever go through with it because she is not smart enough to see the big picture.

    I just need to own this company, seriously.

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  45. You'd probably run it better than she does.

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  46. Well, take "probably" out of that comment.

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  47. Was that a compliment spurs? Do you have like $500k I can borrow?

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  48. Yeah, I do. I have it in a piggy bank. In change.

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  49. I have a feeling I'm going to run this meeting on the employee side and I am one of the newest employees.

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  50. Maybe I will bring Wop with me to make myself look more important and prepared.

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  51. You should do that. And that would intimidate them too.

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  52. Yes, one look at those suspenders and she will know we mean business.

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  53. Nicole Kenoun, she put a restraining order out against Nik.

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  54. Alright, I'm outta here. I actually have work to do the rest of the day.

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  55. All right. Later on DG. And yes, the suspenders are intimidating to say the least.

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  56. Oh what did he do to her?

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  57. Nothing like a last second cancelation. I hope they hurt themselves in some minor way today for wasting my time.

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  58. SPURS
    Can I get in on this IPO? hehe

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  59. We don't know what he did to her. But it happened this past November whatever it was.

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  60. Streets:

    http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CivilCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CV2009-030319

    You can thank DG for that find.

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  61. Q:

    Sure you can. Each share will be sold at .001 cent.

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  62. "Nothing like a last second cancelation. I hope they hurt themselves in some minor way today for wasting my time."

    That's not exactly the definition of customer service DG.

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  63. Spurs is that the injunction prohibiting harrasment against the enchanted persian?

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  64. It's not like I'm going to go to their house and throw rocks at them. I'm just hoping karma catches up with them. When people cancel at the last second that makes me lose money because I could've had someone else in that slot instead. It's just rude. Plus, I said minor injury not major so that shows you I do care about customers slightly.

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  65. I stand corrected. And yeah, I can see your point.

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  66. Will you bring RQ back? Can she at least make a video?

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  67. She needs to come back. I sent her an e-mail yesterday, she hasn't responded. I hope she's all right.

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  68. And I was thinking the same thing. It's time for another video from her.

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  69. It could be a valentines day video because she loves and misses us so much.

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  70. I just saw Pam's email to Drew. Although the diagnosis was spot on, he didn't deserve all the time she took to write that report.

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  71. Yeah, she wants me to post it over here. I'm surprised he hasn't deleted it yet. He must have not seen it yet.

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  72. Oh, I was thinking he posted it for some reason which I thought was odd.

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  73. No, she did. I'm sure he'll have a response.

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  74. I just went and checked the post out. Someone left a nice comment.

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  75. His response will be something weird and irrational like most of his posts and comments.


    Today is dragging! There is nothing to do!

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  76. "Weird and irrational?"

    What? Drew?

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  77. He'll probably have Romero or Pam Anderson respond.

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  78. Did you hear they arrested the girl trying to adopt Baby Gabriel out here today?

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/02/02/20100202arrest-in-baby-gabriel-case0203.html

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  79. No, when he gets upset he usually brings out Amanda for that.

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  80. Eh he did't do anything to her... it's just an order of harassment with is not the same as an order of protection or restrainig order. She can what she got by printing out anything he has posted about her online.

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  81. Can you repeat that in english elfie?

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  82. He didn't do anything threatening to her or harm her in anyway, otherwise she would have been granted an order of protection rather than an Order of Harassment. Many people get them confused. I could get an order of Harassment against anyone of you for saying something mean about me more than once but for an order of protection there has to be a threat or actual act of violence.

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  83. I don't think he did anything illegal either but he does do things that leave you with a what the fuck is wrong with this dude impression.

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  84. oh, you are referring to Nicole K not Pam/Drew.

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  85. He's a creeper that's for sure and he also gets his little ego bruised quite easily... I'm sure he tried to talk to her and she wasn't having it but he kept pursuing and then posted her or something.

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  86. I just read her post. Good for Pam, Drew is a creepy fuck. What a sad old man.......

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  87. Oh haha sorry
    Pam/Drew I have no idea whats going on there.

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  88. I didn't hear that DG. About time they arrested her.

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  89. And oh, that's right. It's Amanda that is brought out.

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  90. So Streets, that means Hollywood didn't do anything bad against Nicole?

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  91. Yes that is what I am saying.

    Just read Pam's analysis of Drew... pretty spot on.

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  92. Well, that's weak on her part then.

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  93. okay, kb is in a bad mood.
    i dont know why i just didnt say i am in a bad mood, but i am.

    i feel like i am talking like pam here..i better not hang out with her when she visits AZ, it could be a disaster. no offense pamasaurus rex.

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  94. You wrote in the third person kinkyb!tch because you are a legend.

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  95. fuck, why cant people see clearly when you have done them a favor and say thanks and move the fuck on? shit.

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  96. Thanks for all you've done for me kinkyb!tch. The advice, knowledge, etc.

    Moving on now.

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  97. Hey kinkyb!tch, how did your sister end up liking her present?

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  98. you are welcome, Spurs.
    Mr. B, perhaps I will write you a letter all about it one day. For now, I am sticking with I am pissed and confused and I do believe I am taking back my apology that I gave out TWICE. I never apologize, I mean I'm always right so there is no need, but I went ahead and did it anyway..
    fuck, Im annoyed.
    Let's talk about something else.

    How bout them Bulls?

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  99. francis I have a kaden face so I am going to expand ? the shape.

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  100. Hi Pam, and no I don't think your face. You just should avoid any competive eating contests and don't date Joey Chestnut

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  101. Thanks ;) Surprised he hasn't yanked it off and posted a photo of me haha

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  102. I don't think he's seen it yet Pam.

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  103. Must be a very busy day at Cell Phone headquarters Spurs

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  104. I bet he's sold 3 maybe even 4 today, that wheeling and dealing badass

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  105. He probably just bought out Apple.

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  106. Probably a merger spurs, Apple is about the same size as Drew I bet

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  107. man how do I sign into my youtube page? I dont know my email = /

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  108. He's probably got his law team that was going to sue me working on the merger.

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  109. Big Drew, Wop and Apple hashing it out right now. I'm buying stock in the morning spurs

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  110. good good! day off of work, about to go workout =) hooray for working out!! finally. =)

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  111. Mine is good Pam, but long. I'm out for the evening, have a good one all

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  112. Pam, Im kicking your ass when you come to AZ. Unless it is a Tuesday, then I will be watching Lost instead. But wait, it is only an hour show, so afterwards..sleep with one eye open, biznatch.
    Mr. B you are grounded as well.

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  113. LOL she's really come a long way.

    Spurs - I'm doing good thanks for asking. I've started to actually work while I'm at work and its benefited me lol. Other than that, same old same old.

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  114. She has.

    And that's good man. I see your boy Kobe set the franchise record for points last night.

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  115. Fuck you, Spurs.
    you knew that was coming.

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  116. Another "Fuck you?" kinkyb!tch. Damn, that's quite a few lately.

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  117. yeah well dont get all excited or anything.
    I am saving myself for Bradley Cooper.

    I got a dog today. Don't ask me what kind, I don't know, and his mom is a slut anyway and would escape and get knocked up all the time and did it again. He is cute! :)
    DG is gonna love his name-Doug! Hahaha!!
    And to answer your question, no Dg, Mr Bartender's name wasn't Doug. :( But he was quite accomodating, he may allow you to call him Doug.

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  118. I know I'm mean today.. It's tropical storming down here all day.. Weather sucks.. Hopefully the rain goes away before the Super bowl

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  119. What's up man? Yeah, I saw that George Hill post. We'll see if your comment goes through.

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  120. Yeah, the weather is miserable here.

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  121. it's beautiful here right now... suckas.

    KB~ Hopefully your dog does not destroy all of your worldly possessions like mine has done.

    Anon~ he defitnely will not allow that to post up, he's a little bitch and is trying to keep his facade up as long as possible.

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  122. SpursFan has a man crush on Ari!

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  123. I am ssssssooooo glad today is finally done with!

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  124. Not super busy, just a long day I should say. I'm just glad to be home.

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  125. I imagine you were tired today. I know I was.

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  126. Hey Spurs,

    How goes it?

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  127. It was a great day. I got to spend the afternoon on the golf course-it was perfect weather for golf.

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  128. I would say that I do; I golf a lot more in the summer though. I probably haven't for a couple of months now, but once we get into June, and the courses clear, I go out once a week or so.

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  129. I am okay, but not good. I am not consistent enough to be called good. I can play with most people and not be embarrassed...I make enough shots to card a lot of pars, but I have meltdowns that turn into doubles way too often.

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  130. Do you play?

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  131. I'd love me some Spursmeat in my poop shoot!

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  132. No, I don't play not that anonymous. I used to work at a driving range when I was 18, and even took some lessons. Then I played on some par 3's. But I just never got into it.

    Do you play on some nice courses?

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  133. Phoenix has some really great courses, so I am lucky I get to play them. I played my favorite one today, Camelback Country Club. It was so great to be out there. I would hate to ever have a job that would prevent me from sneaking out and playing during the week. Summer time golf here is cheap and its awesome because all of the old fuckers don't play cuz they think they will keel over and die. You have the place to yourself.

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  134. did anyone watch Lost? Please tell me someone here did..I do not want to resort to logging in to ABC online to dissect this episode.

    elfie-I thought about that before I rescued little Doug E Fresh, but I decided I am fine with 'accidentally' leaving my side gate open if the little fucker gets too comfortable with my stuff.

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  135. not that anonymous:

    How long have you been playing? And yeah, I can imagine Phoenix is a great atmosphere for golf.

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  136. well it is like 800 degrees here in the summer, not that anon. I don't even go get the mail unless it is 2 am here in July.

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  137. I have decided I love Taylor Swift and Elfie and I cannot be the 3 best friends that anyone has ever had (w/Dg and I) unless she likes her, too. How can you not enjoy her cutesty lyrics? I am going to sing karoke to her next bar trip. I will not consume liquor though this time. Swear.

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  138. kinkyb!tch:

    I'm sorry to say, I didn't watch Lost. How was it?

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  139. Fu--alright fine, I will give it a rest for tonight, but seriously, do you liveunder a rock? Lost is amazeballs! Tonight was no exception. Locke is Smokey. But he is not really Locke, the real Locke was dead in a cargo carrier in the second flight that crashed on the island? And he (Faux Locke/Smokey) said he wants to go home? What? Where is home?
    Sayid died then came back to life after like 20 minutes of being dead. Awesome.
    Sawyer was all dirty and still looked hot.

    oh my gosh, side note. why do people like to have serious discussions with you via text? Does it relieve any tension/worry/etc cause you are not face to face?

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  140. and why does it always occur late at night? Am I missing something?

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  141. Spurs,

    I have been playing since I was a little kid, but I grew up in the cold part of the country, so we only had it for 3 months a year.

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  142. "Amazeballs"???

    Cute kinkyb!tch, cute. And so sorry for not getting involved in the Lost phenomenon.

    As far as texting serious things? I've never gotten that either. Texting just plain sucks.

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  143. ok, since no one is around..I feel comfortable enough to sing. {clears throat} do not add a dirty joke there kids, I stated my standards on that long ago. ok, ready spurs? it will be like a lullabye..

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  144. oh not that anon is here too...I suppose he can hear me sing too, he did accept my pending friendship app.

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  145. So you've always played golf. That's cool. I do like the fact that you can always play it, even in your later years.

    Maybe one day I'll pick it up again.

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  146. You should make a karaoke video singing kinkyb!tch.

    But go ahead and sing now if you want to.

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  147. no I cant do it, I am too shy. Never mind guys,sorry.

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  148. I'm so disappointed right now kinkyb!tch.

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  149. And I can't breatheeeeee without you, but I have to, breatheee
    without you, but I have to

    Never wanted this, never want to see you hurt
    every little bump in the road I tried to swerve
    People are people and sometimes it doesn't work out
    Nothing we say is gonna save us from the fall out

    And we know it's never simple, never easy
    Never a clean break, no one here to save me
    You're the only thing I know like the back of my hand
    k thats all i can sing..I really am shy.

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  150. That was Breathe by Taylor Swift, by the way, in case you guys wanted to go out and buy the record.

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  151. That was the most beautiful singing ever. A record contract and a platinum album is right around the corner kinkyb!tch.

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  152. KB,

    Its hot, but what could be better than being on the grass, next to the water, and driving around big shade trees? Seriously, its probably 5 degrees cooler out there, and in the late afternoons, its starts cooling down even more. I love it in the summer. I hate being out for any other reason though. Summer blows here otherwise.

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  153. No, I have no interest in buying a Taylor Swift album.

    None at all.

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  154. uh, I can think of many things better than that, NTA. Sitting on my couch with my AC on 68 while watching TV for starters. Jumping in my pool (unless it is July, then it blows), not leaving to do a darn thing until it is midnight or later (cause that is the only time it hits lower than 105). Shall I go on? Summer blows in Az. Every year I scan the globe for places to move. Iceland keeps winning out every year. One day it will happen.

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  155. KB,

    BTW, I saw your rant earlier, and I wanted you to know you make me laugh. You sometime affect people in ways more than you realize, so I wanted to thank you. You are funny and talk about crazy stuff, which I love.

    Without trying to sound like a proverb...you are never appreciated by those you should be, but are often appreciated by people you will never know about.

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  156. Fine Spurs-a-Lurs, I will burn you a copy. I am nice like that to all my friends.

    Okay, seriously, Trekkie nerd last night kept telling me about some song by Gary Wise and the battle of Desperado? Or something? He was old and a nerd and wasted..so perhaps he was just blowing smoke up my ass? I dont know but I promised him I would google it and I dont know if I have the info down right. I dont want to break my promise to him.

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  157. What did I rant about earlier, NTA? I have severe ADD, self diagnosed but I will not call in my own prescription despite knowing how to. I dont want to go to jail for practicing w/o a license..I almost got busted the last few times Idid it, I have to scale it back. Please know in all other aspects of my life I am an honest person though, or I try my best. Dr appts in Az blow as well..too overpopulated.

    NTA-your last line is like music to my ears. I think we should be real life friends. But then you would not appreciate me..so maybe not? Hard decisions this should we meet in real life should we not...

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  158. Spurs, Its a great lifetime social sport. You meet some cool people sometimes, but its tough to find women friends that golf.

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  159. KB Takes it deep just like Rocket Queen!

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  160. not that anonymous:

    That's is the thing about golf. It is a great social sport.

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  161. golf=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdroolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  162. kinkyb!tch:

    Did you see David Copafeel's comment? You "take it deep", huh?

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  163. spurs, you do not know of this gary wise either?
    shit. i will never forgive myself for not finding this info for Mr. Married Trekkienerd. Who his wife is..I dont think I want to know, I mean a Trekster? Really? There was no one better left at last call?

    I have my iPod on shuffle and Britney just came one!!

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  164. David wishes he had the opportunity to confirm. Besides, that is nothing I have not bragged about here before, so..tell me something I don't know. Save yourself the trouble googling that, David, I am a genius.
    Spurs, seriously. This song. Was Trekkie just bsing me? If he was, I will go back to that bar and fuck him up.

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  165. I don't know of this Gary Wise character kinkyb!tch. I just googled the name though.

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  166. what is your favorite britney song, spurs? NTA? David?
    It is a hard choice, but I often times find myself going back to Toxic myself.

    I may sing that in a second as well..

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  167. I don't have a favorite Britney song, and I'm thankful for that.

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