Monday, February 22, 2010

Woman smashes watermelons with thighs



You know, I really don't even know how to respond to this.

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Posted by SPURS FAN at 5:00 PM
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530 comments:

  1. WTDFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    ew

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  2. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Makes you want to eat some watermelon huh?

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  3. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    she looks like a pro wiping her ass off.
    I wonder what else she has had to wipe off of there?

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  4. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    Probably jizz kinkyb!tch.

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  5. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    You kind of have a sick mind even thinking of that.

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  6. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Spurs, give it a rest. You thought that as well. As if no one has ever seen a chick wipe cum off her ass like this chick just did w/watermelon juice.

    Wopness, this is the last of my Getting to Know you for 2/22. I gotta head out.

    -if we ever get married, you know I will be the boss, right?
    -Are you sure you want to marry me, seeing as how a fellow poster here already did?
    -You would never throw 'she smashed the homie' in my face, would you?

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  7. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Just in case Wopness doesn't answer that last one, I'll let you know he would for sure kinkyb!tch.

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  8. WTDFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    -if we ever get married, you know I will be the boss, right?
    -Are you sure you want to marry me, seeing as how a fellow poster here already did?
    -You would never throw 'she smashed the homie' in my face, would you?

    -Who said married, I just said let me "smash" it
    besides, Im always the boss, where do you think "Tha Don" came from?

    - not sure, no.

    - francies, albeit a pleasant enough fellow, is not "the homie"

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  9. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Yeah kinkyb!tch, that pedo you were banging is the "homey."

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  10. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    I could picture DG doing something like this.

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  11. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    Or Streets.

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  12. ElfieFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    shut it funky...

    I havent even watched the video but those tattoos in the freeze frame have class written all over them.

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  13. WTDFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    class act

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  14. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    They do, don't they Streets? Especially that scribble on here thigh. Is that supposed to be a dragon?

    And that "shut it funky" line was hard.

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  15. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Marriage material Wopness.

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  16. ElfieFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    assclown is more like it.

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  17. ElfieFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Shut it funky is what i tell me dog when he whining like a little biatch... so it only seemed fitting that I would say the same to you.

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  18. ElfieFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    tell me dog? haha please don't judge me, english is NOT my first language.

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  19. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    I like you you got fake engaged Streets, and now all of a sudden you are cocky.

    Give me a break.

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  20. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Hey Streets, being you announced you got engaged, I have an announcement of my own.

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  21. ElfieFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Whats that Spurs?

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  22. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    Just wanted to let you know that I found I am a descendent of African Kings, so for here on out refer to me as African American.

    Thanks.

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  23. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    *descendant*

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  24. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Are you going to change your birth certificate to black now?

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  25. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    I am. And for here on out, I want to be known as Jamal.

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  26. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    I figured if CBT and Streets can get engaged, maybe I'm doing something wrong.

    So I'm thinking I'm the wrong race. It's time for a change.

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  27. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    I always wanted to tell you that you looked like a Jamal but I decided not to.

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  28. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Not only that, if I got to a pizza place and the counter person writes, "Handsome studly white guy", I can sue them.

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  29. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    I appreciate you keeping your mouth shut Honkey.

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  30. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    I met a black girl the other day that is only into white guys. She was hot. I was going to hook you up. Too bad you are no longer white.

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  31. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Studly? Please return that word to Drew. I know he misses it.

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  32. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    Damn, that is too bad. It's also too bad that she lives in AZ.

    But yes, if I was still white, I'd be the man for her fo sho.

    Ya dig?

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  33. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    I was speaking Cracker ho.

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  34. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Please refrain from speaking in ebonics to me. I am still white even though you are not.

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  35. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Racist.

    So anyway, were you tired today or what?

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  36. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    My one token black friend (not the girl) was told the other day that he talks too white. He grew up in the projects in Brooklyn yet he talks white. I think it's because he speaks english.

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  37. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    So did that piss him off or what? And who told him that? Another black person?

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  38. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    Yes and work was a pain because that certain people who get paid hourly to do their job chose not to do their job today.

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  39. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    That sucks.

    Did you get to nap at all or no?

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  40. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    Yes. I'm not sure this guy has ever spoken to anyone white before ever because he doesn't talk white. I correct him when he says things wrong which is a lot. Maybe this is my fault. I taught him proper english.

    I don't think it pissed him off. I think it was just one of those 'wtf' moments. I thought it was really funny when he told me. I think the other guy just doesn't like him because he pays his bills, has a nice car, and owns his own house without doing anything illegal to get there.

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  41. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    That's messed up. But from what I hear, that goes on a lot. If someone in the black community is successful, he or she is acting too white.

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  42. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    The thing is, nothing will probably ever change.

    Maybe CBT's dream of another Civil War will happen, you never know.

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  43. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    No time for a nap. I was busy again.

    Oh, but Vegas emailed me back today. He thought it was funny that I emailed him at 4:50 this morning and it wasn't a drunken email.

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  44. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Oh yeah? That's cool. So what did The Hangover have to say?

    What's his story?

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  45. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    "That, too. However, sometimes one finds wisdom in delusions."

    Maybe in hallucinations."

    One finds a lot of things in hallucinations. They can be revelations. All hallucinations are just revelations from the subconscious.

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  46. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    this video gave me a boner.

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  47. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Chavez:

    Thanks for the explanation.

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  48. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Anonymoust:

    Did it? That's cool. And hey, did you see the story below?

    What did you think of that?

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  49. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    *Anonymous*

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  50. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    the story about the big black dude being offended by being called a big black dude?

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  51. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    Exactly.

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  52. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    And you know that clown will walk away with some cash.

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  53. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    Not only that, if I got to a pizza place and the counter person writes, "Handsome studly white guy", I can sue them."

    I'm thinking your receipt would read, "Powder looking motherfucker, with Special Olympics potential".

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  54. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    Anonymous:

    He probably said crackers or sheets or something like that.

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  55. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    99.99% of black people are still in the frame of mind that they are owed something.

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  56. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    CBT:

    I'm thinking yours would be:

    Coked Out Commando Cowboy Chief who makes up stories.

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  57. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    the thing i dont get about blacks is that if they hate the discrimination here, why not just go back to the jungles of africa?

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  58. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    He said that he could never forget about the one girl that was close to his level of wit. You see spurs, he is older than me. And he is right. His wit was right at my level. But he is in his 30's. You know I have never gone there.

    It is still uncharted territory to me.

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  59. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Anonymous:

    That's just racist speak.

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  60. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    DG:

    Uncharted territory huh? That's cute.

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  61. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    SPURS FAN said...
    "CBT:

    I'm thinking yours would be:

    Coked Out Commando Cowboy Chief who makes up stories."

    Mine would read, "The dude who looks like a prick we ought not to piss off".

    I'm not anxious for another civil war. Weren't nothing "civil" about the first two.

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  62. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    I got to give it to CBT on the special olympics potential comment. That did make me laugh.

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  63. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    CBT:

    Yeah, you are like Epic Beard Man.

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  64. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    "DG said...
    I got to give it to CBT on the special olympics potential comment. That did make me laugh."

    Ok DG, I love you again.

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  65. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Anonymous:

    Of course there are double standards.

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  66. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Aspen turns 30 on March 7th. I guess it may happen soon.

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  67. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    "Epic Beard Man"? Wtf is that?

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  68. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    hahaha...epic beard man.

    if i ever had to work in a pizza joint and i saw somebody like cbt walk in the door he would find a big glob of 'ranch dressing' in his pizza.

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  69. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    ok ladies, im out!

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  70. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    "DG said...
    Aspen turns 30 on March 7th. I guess it may happen soon."

    Aspen? Do folks out there name their kids "Colorado Springs" and "Grand Junction", too?

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  71. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Here is the interview with Epic Beard man if you haven't seen it yet.

    http://www.spike.com/video/epic-beard-man/3345915

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  72. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    No, his name is Jeremy. Spurs or KB named him because I never gave his name. But unlike you spurs, I'm not giving out last names.

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  73. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    "DG said...
    No, his name is Jeremy. Spurs or KB named him because I never gave his name. But unlike you spurs, I'm not giving out last names."

    Well at least they didn't call him "Steamboat Springs".

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  74. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    Replace spurs/jamal with cbt.

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  75. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    Epic Beard Man representing Chicago!!!

    It's funny that he said he used to be a pimp. He probably created the pimp slap.

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  76. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    I think we should call Spurs "Mboutu".

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  77. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    DG:

    Aspen is turning 30? What are you going to do with The Hangover? Is there something brewing there?

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  78. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Later on Anonymous. Thanks for stopping by.

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  79. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Speaking of racism check out this trailer of a movie made in 1981 about a racist white dog.

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhFxdGUQ8V51Ve4jqB

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  80. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    DG:

    When did I give out last names?

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  81. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    No, The Hangover has a girlfriend.

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  82. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    You don't. That is why I said replace your name with CBT. I'm sleepy so errors in my typing will be made.

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  83. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    Was that a real movie about that dog?

    That's so messed up.

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  84. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    Exactly EV, exactly. She has a sick mind.

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  85. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    That Epic Beard Man video was great. Homey didn't blink the whole time.

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  86. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    DG:

    I hear you about being sleepy. But my last name is FAN.

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  87. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    "I think we should call Spurs "Mboutu"."

    I think we should call CBT "Delusional Bear."

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  88. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    Spurs, I already have an Indian name. Had it since I was 19.

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  89. CBTFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Dee Brown was a great writer. However, since the book "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee" made the best seller list, there's been a tendency to view the Indians as persecuted innocents when in fact virtually all the tribes were warrior societies. Little mention has been made of the fact that all the tribes tortured their captured enemies. The "noble" Lakota of "Dances With Wolves" fame were prone to skin their captives alive, after which the women of the band would urinate on the skinned person. The Apache would stake their captives out, slit their eyelids and tie wet rawhide around their throats so that the victim eyes would burn in the sun while the shrinking rawhide slowly strangled them to death. They really enjoyed setting fire to Mexicans, too. The Comanche liked to eviserate their captives and give them just enough water to keep them alive in horrible agony for up to three days.

    Certain African tribes would (and still do, see the Liberian civil war) tie a captive to a stake, cut chunks of his flesh off, cook and eat them while the victim watched.

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  90. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyWsFfd9pqE

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  91. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    "Back in the bad old days here in the south, white people would hire black folks to beat a puppy everyday for a few months. When the puppy grew into a dog it would go apeshit and try to kill any black person that got near it"

    I imagine in your mind that dog should win Best in Show every year huh?

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  92. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    CBT:

    What's your Indian name? I'm pretty sure I can think of a few.

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  93. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    And that's some pretty savage shit you described regarding the tribes.

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  94. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Nice video EV. I always liked that part of that standup.

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  95. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    EV said...
    I like how kb was quick to imagine this chick wiping cum off her ass.

    That is EXACTLY what it looks like and you know it.

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  96. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    haha...google ads are 'secure woman dating'.

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  97. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    Well, well, well. If it isn't the two PFF's.

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  98. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    DG:

    That's funny. What was really good was the Domino's ad for the Pizza Hut post below.

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  99. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    I'm sure you have a good idea of what it looks like, kb.

    Spurs, I think he was talking about CBT right there.

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  100. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    Yeah EV, I kind of figured that's why you dropped that video at that point.

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  101. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    whatevs, EViz. I don't watch myself, that is for conceited people.
    Would you be a willing participant in Getting To Know You?

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  102. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Kinkyb!tch:

    Why don't you ask you PFF DG some questions?

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  103. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    What?

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  104. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    I know everything about her, we are long lost sisters, and have divulged much in emails and late night texting.

    What?

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  105. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    I don't think you and your PFF should keep things secret.

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  106. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    So where's that pic of Doug kinkyb!tch?

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  107. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    We don't, but you never play Getting to know You Spurs, so I guess you miss out.

    Easy V is up next, but I don't want to overwhelm him. I have like, 24 questions lined up! He better not punk out like you did, SF.

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  108. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    It's deleted from this computer.
    I'll find it later.

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  109. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    I didn't punk out kinkyb!tch. I swear, your PFF has been rubbing off on you. You've been smarting off a lot lately.

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  110. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    Easy V?

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  111. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    Kind of like Eazy E I guess.

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  112. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    yeah.
    I had to think of a cool nickname for you since you were so kind and did that for me.
    BFFs are there for eachother like that.

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  113. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:18 PM

    So are PFFs like you and DG apparently.

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  114. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:18 PM

    I'm glad you got my back.

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  115. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    I do.
    I'll even wipe it like chick in the vid did.

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  116. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Aspen and I have the same birthday!
    We better be getting the same present, Dg. Wink, wink.

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  117. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Sprawled out on all fours and all?

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  118. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    You will kinkyb!tch. It will be a video of DG breaking watermelons with her thighs.

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  119. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    Yes Easy V, you will live up to the nickname I gave you and in fact will be sprawled out on all fours after I am done with you.

    It will not, Spursy! We will go to a spring training game with one another and hang out/enjoy eachother's company-with clothing on, perv. Their Sat. game is sold out, but Sunday I think they play here, with a split squad though.

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  120. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    So you are a Cubs fan now kinkyb!tch?

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  121. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Easy V, will you play Getting to Know You with me? I ask questions and you answer, you can do the same to me, thereby allowing us to get to know one another.
    You down?

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  122. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:36 PM

    No spursy, but I do go to spring training games. It's a must if you live here, it's thee best time of year to be outside, so we (natives) take advantage cause we know damn well it will be an inferno within 6 weeks and we will be stuck inside unless it is 5 am or past midnight.
    It sucks.
    Do you want to come with me to a game in Peoria? Those are fun too, even if you sit lawn. I'll buy you a beer (do you drink?) and will bring a blunt for you. Do you like those flavored wrappers?

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  123. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    I guess, kbiz

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  124. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    I understand kinkyb!tch. If spring training was held around my area, I'd take advantage of it too.

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  125. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    PFF???

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  126. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Finally, one of you asked. Thanks DG.

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  127. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    It's like your own little gang. I don't know why kinkyb!tch didn't ask.

    I knew I could count on you DG.

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  128. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    did you guys hear about that dr. in Deleware who was charged with raping over a 100 of his patients (he was a pediatrician!). Sick bastard.

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  129. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    I didn't hear about that. That's sick.

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  130. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    I knew what it meant, Spurs. Clever. I'll note this in the record book.

    Easy V, I'm so excited you agreed!

    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Do you want to get married one day?
    Have kids? Have any now (that you know of)?
    Is your gf 'the one'?
    Do you think you have just 'one', or is it more of a choice?
    Do you like sushi?
    Whats your favorite band?
    If you could visit any place in the continental US, where would it be/why?

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  131. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    Well, you mentioned it how many times? Did you know that when you ask for a lead in to a joke too many times it kind of spoils it? Especially if it wasn't all that great to begin with. You are what we call in the comedic industry, a dud. We all know there are other industry's that you are considered a dud in too that you have let us know about.

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  132. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    I think she's kinda sexy in the Video above Spurs. I may even rub one out to her before bed.

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  133. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    Yeah well DG, I just wanted to get that out there.

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  134. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    What's up Drew? I'm sure if she knew you were going to "rub one out to her", she would be thrilled.

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  135. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    you would, Spurs!
    Im surprised they dont have any teams in TX, we have somewhat similar weather, right? Or do they, just not near SA?
    We have teams to see in the East Valley and West Valley, so really, no matter where you live you can catch a game. And the stadiums are not more than..I'd say 30-40min drives from one another, so even if you live out west, traveling to see a team in Mesa (east valley) is not bad. I like baseball live, but the Dbacks stadium has a roof and to me that is not baseball-ish, know what I mean? They open the roof during games, but..it's not the same as being outside, yah know?

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  136. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    There are baseball teams in Dallas and Houston kinkyb!tch.

    But Spring Training is only in Florida and Arizona.

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  137. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    It's either her or this ice dancer named Sergue, an ice dancer on TV, LMAO!

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  138. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    So you beat off to the Olympics Drew?

    Nice.

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  139. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Disgusting.

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  140. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Spurs, I know you have baseball teams in TX. They are largely ignored though, wouldn;t you agree, due to the Cowboys and Spurs?
    It would make sense to spread the spring training wealth though. I know the cities appreciate the revenue, but that seems kinda stingy to only allow it to go to two states.
    I really should be in charge of things in the world, so everyone would know what fairness is.

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  141. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    What do you mean DG?

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  142. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Enough questions, kbiz?

    1. I want to be the American Dream: Rich and Corrupt
    2. Not really
    3. Hopefully not
    4. Maybe
    5. What?
    6. Never had it, but I do like seafood.
    7. Tough one. Probably Pink Floyd.
    8. Anywhere where there are very little people.

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  143. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    that avatar is revolting, Drew.
    I bet he touches himself to that as well.
    Spurs, I am sorry he mentally molests you like that. I'll chip in for your therapy, if you need it.

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  144. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Yeah kinkyb!tch, I think it would be an excellent idea if you were in charge of the world.

    You are right though, it would be nice to see other states get Spring Training, but those two states are set up for it.

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  145. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Honestly, it's a tie between the Swedish female curling team with there blond pony tails or the figure skaters from USA?

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  146. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:01 PM

    I guess you could flip a coin Drew.

    And you you actually watch the curling?

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  147. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    5. What?

    Some people think that there is only one true person you are supposed to marry/be with forever. Do you agree, or do you think there could be more than one, it is just a choice to stick it out with the first one.

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  148. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    How is your astronaut girlfriend in Miami Drew? Will she still not stop calling you?

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  149. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    kinkyb!tch:

    Yeah, that avatar of Drew's is a tad off isn't it?

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  150. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    and I was gonna ask way more questions, Easy V. That is nothing.
    Ready for more, or are you the asker now?

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  151. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    You should play truth or dare instead.

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  152. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    There's an idea DG.

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  153. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    it is Spurs. If I was in charge of the world, I'd blow up the state of NJ. And LA (except I would have all bottles of Louisiana Hot Sauce exported out of the state before I blew it up). That stuff is good on fried chicken.

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  154. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    I am slowly backing out of this room. The rest of Y'ALL have fun with that.

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  155. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    No, I don't believe there is only one true mate.

    There were some cute looking chicks on the curling team.

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  156. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    LA needs to go for sure kinkyb!tch.

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  157. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    DG:

    What? You aren't going to stay up all night again?

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  158. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    I'm sober cause of my diet so my humor is probably off a bit but Dirtygirl, that made me chuckle

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  159. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    Since this is a game, I'll ask a few now.

    What do you drive? Year, model?
    What is your favorite band?
    Do you wish Leonardo DiCaprio would get hit by a bus?
    Do you wish Bill O'Reilly would get hit by a bus?

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  160. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    DG, you know that is what I wanted to play, but A) Easy V doesn't play/enjoy those types of games with me and B) almost everyone here evades my simple questions, Truth or Dare may cause them an anuerysm.

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  161. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    You still sticking to your diet Drew? That's good.

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  162. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Thanks EV! I love Scandinavian woman, Swedish, Norwegian, Swiss etc. Blond hair and blue eyes with pink little vagina's. not like that beat up old punching bag of DG's.

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  163. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Drew's diet is high in nuts.

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  164. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    Drew:

    At what point has your humor been on? When you go to Miami are you going to take video of your motel like Nik does of the suites he stays in?

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  165. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    "I love Scandinavian woman, Swedish, Norwegian, Swiss etc. Blond hair and blue eyes with pink little vagina's. not like that beat up old punching bag of DG's."

    That's funny Drew. That's nice you've thought of their vaginas.

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  166. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:19 PM

    Good one Anonymous.

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  167. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Yes Spurs, for dinner I had 1 shrimp tempura roll with lobster sauce and 2 Beck's, that's it. I'm going to have a bowl of Captain Crunch before bed shortly so I don't gnaw my hand off in the middle of the night.

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  168. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:22 PM

    You mix in any exercise Drew?

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  169. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    I'm not sure what nationality they were but there were definitely some cute girls doing the curling. There was one tiny little blond in particular that made my pants tight.

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  170. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    DG:

    The "motel" throw in was nice.

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  171. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    Drew, your diet is still filled with fatty food...tempura, lobster sauce, and captain crunch? Try a vegetable.

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  172. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    Did you forget about the Beck's Bitchhog?

    That's healthy like Apple juice.

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  173. Eazy VFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    That's funny, BH.

    Anyway, I gotta go on my jog. I expect answers to my questions when I return, kb.

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  174. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    and at your age, you should switch to bran. This elder lady I met said she really likes Fiber One.

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  175. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    Dirtygirl:

    I actually like you and love the fact that you attack me so much. Please don't be mistaken, I am not trying to make up with you nor am I giving you undeserved credit. You are to easy to bash is all I'm saying. Be that as it may, just want to say that there's medicine out there for that problem of yours...............

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  176. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    I ignored that. I just hope it was a Beck's light. tastes the same.

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  177. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    Drew is still stuck in the 80's when it comes to health. I bet he throws in a VHS tape to sweating to the oldies twice a week.

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  178. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    Haha, Dg. that line was for CBT. He likes to read what was typed when he was gone and I figured that would perk his ears up some.

    Easy V:
    an '01 Explorer. It is amazing, I drive it like I did my Civic coupe and it still puts up with me. That is true love right there.
    Britney Spears. Judge me and you die!
    No, that's mean
    Okay, well maybe it isn't. Sure, he can get hit by one.

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  179. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    I think Drew does step aerobics once a month in that studio apartment of his.

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  180. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    You think you can bash me? When has that ever happened? Seriously, you aren't even slightly funny 99% of the time.

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  181. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    DG, Drew loves you.

    I sense another e-match, Spurs!

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  182. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Bitchhog:

    We all know that you don't get your share of protein cause..........well you know why. I don't think you should be commenting in regards to what my diet should be.

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  183. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    call me crazy, but when anyone else hear mentions vag, I'm cool with it. When Drew says it..barf.

    BH-how are you on this chilly evening? Did you get rain in CA as well? Our eastcoast and midwest friends here must've sent their rain vibes our way. Asshats.

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  184. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    DG:

    Drew makes me laugh sometimes. Especially when Bitchhog was making a salad and Drew offered to toss her salad.

    And then BH left for like ten minutes. I think she might have been pleasuring herself.

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  185. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    That's funny DG.

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  186. kbFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    Spurs, how dare you insult BH like that.
    Take it back.
    She wasn't pleasuring herself, she was washing her eyes out with straight lye to get the image out of her head. After her stomach heaved every last ounce of bile out of itself she called up her doctor and requested a lobotomy to assist with getting the nightmarish thought out of her head for good.
    Get your facts straight.

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  187. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:38 PM

    DG:

    Now that you mention it, I'm about to yank on my Man's dick before I retire :)

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  188. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    Forgive me kinkyb!tch.

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  189. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    I was the one making the salad.

    KB: The weather was so messed up today. You could see blue skies and then just be stuck in a down pour. I went to the grocery store today and got was in a far away parking spot. No rain and sun. The very second I step out of my car it started raining so hard I think it was hailing. Sure enough by the time I made it in the store, it stopped.

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  190. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    Drew:

    That was GAY!!!

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  191. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    200!!!

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  192. Big DrewFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Just kidding

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  193. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    I remember you were making a Greek salad DG, but I thought BH was making a salad too.

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  194. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Spurs, what are you talking about? Salad? When did that conversation ever happen? only in your head?

    We had a gorgeous sunny day here today. It rained yesterday, but I loved it. I just turned the heat on and crawled into my overstuffed bed with books.

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  195. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Drew:

    Yeah, that was a little messed up.

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  196. DGFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Really GAY!!! You have a man Drew? Aren't you and CBT planning some brokeback mountain get together in March?

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  197. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:42 PM

    BH:

    Nevermind, it was DG. I guess Drew just came in and for no reason offered to toss your salad.

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  198. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:42 PM

    Yeah Drew, count me out on that trip for sure now.

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  199. SPURS FANFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    I think he meant to comment as Pam Anderson, but he's not drunk tonight, so it's throwing him off.

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  200. BHFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    Spurs, i can see the three of you getting into some hijinks with whores.

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