Hi there-
My name is Dave McKenzie and I work on behalf of AXE. I noticed you posted our Clean Your Balls video back in January and thought you might be interested in seeing our AXE Hair Action Challenge videos with pro quarterback Matthew Stafford. Hair Action is when a girl can’t resist getting into a guy’s hair after he’s used AXE Hair shampoos and styling products. It’s the fooling around that leads to more action – girls like giving it, guys like receiving it.
In a series of videos posted on Facebook, Matthew challenges guys to get more Hair Action and submit their most outrageous videos and photos for a chance to win great prizes.
If interested, here are some video links of Matthew’s videos. I’d also be happy to provide you with additional information.
·Hair Action Challenge introduction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYkWa3OvWao
·Supermodel Marisa Miller gives Matthew Stafford some surprise Hair Action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV_FURkUxYE
Thanks!
Dave
David McKenzie
Edelman I Consumer Marketing
Hey Dave, thanks for checking out the site. Sadly, I don't use any AXE products. You know, being I'm not in high school anymore. Just playing around Dave, I actually have some of the shower gel. Dave, what's up with this line- "It’s the fooling around that leads to more action – girls like giving it, guys like receiving it"--very cute. Now I'm not going to tell you how to do your job (I'd lose that cheesy line for sure if I was), but do you do any marketing to the gays? The reason being is we have a resident gay around here, he goes by the name of Cowboy Trout.
How do we know he's gay? He's a grown man and he sings karaoke. Anyway, I have his e-mail, perhaps if you needed a queen's (an old queen at that) opinion on how to market to his demographic, he'd be more than happy to help.
No problem Dave.
"but do you do any marketing to the gays? The reason being is we have a resident gay around here, he goes by the name of Cowboy Trout.
ReplyDeleteHow do we know he's gay? He's a grown man and he sings karaoke."
Oh shit I literally LOL'd at my desk when I read that
I figured you'd like that after we gave him a hard time about playing American Idol at the bar.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you up to today Wopness?
ReplyDeleteNot much man... just making lives miserable.. Truth be told though I have been at work for 3 hours and have yet to do anything except write a menu for tonight's dinner
ReplyDeleteBuddy, I was at work for two and a half hours and all I did was make coffee. Now I am out running personal errands.
ReplyDeleteAnd how are you "making lives miserable?"
ReplyDeleteoh you know, people dont like getting divorced or sued
ReplyDeleteI like getting sued! Especially by whorebitches who have previous back problems due to always being on it and then blame me for "aggravating it" when I crash into them, as did the 3 other people who "crashed into her" all in the same year. It is the most fun ever to get sued for that!!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you making tonight, Wop?
"oh you know, people dont like getting divorced or sued"
ReplyDeleteReally? Ingrates.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteAre you getting sued?
I think I'm going to sue you.
So what are you up to today, midgetloverb!tch?
ReplyDeleteA gay cowboy trout? I bet he likes fish sticks :)
ReplyDeletea southparkism
Nice South Park reference.
ReplyDeleteI imagine he does.
So what have you been up to Q?
ReplyDeleteNot much, yesterday I happened to be outside and 2 P51 Mustangs flew by in formation , I'm a WW2 buff so anything from that time I find a bit interesting, anyway about an hour or so after we saw the plane zoom by I heard on the news one of the pilots died landing plane did a cartwheel or something probably one of the brakes locked up and other one didnt I'm guessing. The building it collided with caught fire too.
ReplyDelete"kb said...
ReplyDeleteI like getting sued! Especially by whorebitches who have previous back problems due to always being on it and then blame me for "aggravating it" when I crash into them, as did the 3 other people who "crashed into her" all in the same year. It is the most fun ever to get sued for that!!
What are you making tonight, Wop?"
You did aggravate her pre existing condition kinky - tell your insurance to pony up the policy limits.
I am making - seared mahi mahi/southwest black rice/a roasted red pepper sauce/jalapeno lime relish
Damn Q, that's interesting you got to see that. And a WWII buff? That's cool. Did you ever check out those Time Life movies on WWII?
ReplyDeleteAnd have you ever watched Band of Brothers?
"I am making - seared mahi mahi/southwest black rice/a roasted red pepper sauce/jalapeno lime relish"
ReplyDeleteAre you really making that Wopness?
And yeah kinkyb!tch, time to pay up.
ReplyDeleteYea I got a little collection of stuff Ive gathered over the years, we used to live in Europe from late 60s to 1980 , went to flea markets and actually walked the woods in Germany looking for stuff. We found all kinds of stuff mostly all rusty , my brother and his friend once even found a german potato masher lodged in tree , the dumbshits put it in their back pocket and brought it back to the Air Force base haha the MPS freaked out. One of the cooler things in my collection is a photo album given to me by an American here in phoenix , it shows his whole experience , he was there when the Americans liberated Ohrdruf concentration camp, you should see the pictures one is of an SS officer stomped into the ground by the prisoners.
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting Q. That would be cool to see.
ReplyDeleteThe producers of Band of Brothers are coming out with The Pacific soon. It looks really good. I just started watching Band of Brothers, it's really well done.
And I had to look up "german potato masher" to see what it was.
ReplyDeleteThat's badass your brother and his friend found one.
what is black rice? I have never heard of that.
ReplyDeleteShuddup, she didn't look all that injured to me in her MySpace pics I found of her after the crash. She likes to cut in front of people and slam on her brakes to get into accidents, like I said, 3 others after me "hit her". She buried herself by having too many "accidents" afterwards. She didn't want to settle for the $4k my insurance offered her, but agreed after a while, guess she got tired of it or got rich off someone else? If I see her on the streets I'm still gonna punch her and get away with it.
E-mail me her gay Myspace page kinkyb!tch. I'm thinking of smoking this weekend, I'll be in a creative mood. Perhaps I can write up a masterpiece with one of her pics.
ReplyDeleteOh, and if I were you I'd spork her.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: yes I am making that
ReplyDeleteKB: well there is chinese black rice, which is actually black rice, but southwestern black rice, is when you cook black beans, then you use the black liquid left over from them and use that as the water for your rice and it turns it black
They found the big American machine gun too, the kind that had a bipod, my brother tripped over it thinking it was a fallen log and his buddy walking behind him saw what it was after brushing all the leaves off, hehe that was a good find. I have an 88 shell I dug up also. The 88 is the german gun that u see in band of brothers that the germans used to fire at them in the woods.
ReplyDeleteYour just starting to watch Band of Brothers???? What took you so long?They played it over and over for awhile.Best thing about that mini-series is that its ALL TRUE. Yea the Pacific series looks to be pretty good.
Damn Wopness, you would think your culinary skills would be enough to get Skeets, but I guess not.
ReplyDelete"They found the big American machine gun too, the kind that had a bipod, my brother tripped over it thinking it was a fallen log and his buddy walking behind him saw what it was after brushing all the leaves off, hehe that was a good find."
ReplyDeleteYour brother or his friend still have that?
And yeah, it took me awhile to start watching Band of Brothers (too long) but I'm glad I have. The episode I watched last night is when they were in the forest and it was snowing.
And you're right, it is true. I like how they interview the Veterans too.
Yea his friend has it, If that had been me and someone else I'd have claimed it hehe, my brothers a little more timid than I would have been :)
ReplyDelete"The episode I watched last night is when they were in the forest and it was snowing." Yea the next episode is the one i was telling you about the Germans are about to rock their world with their 88 guns.
All right, I'll watch it tonight for sure. I really liked the scenery in the series.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, if I was your brother I would have claimed them too.
claimed *it* too
ReplyDeleteAnd where is CBT? I want to know how his karaoke went last night.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yes one would think spurs, however I guess it still doesnt make me gay enough for streets
ReplyDeleteThen you should ask her out for a night of karaoke.
ReplyDeleteThere aint a piece of pant pie on the planet that could get me to sing karaoke - true talk
ReplyDeleteYeah man, I've been to a restaurant where they had that shit set up on a certain night, I just looked at that stupid machine like it was kryptonite.
ReplyDeleteIt's just miserable listening to some fucks act like they can sing.
is that what everyone says about me when I sing karaoke to Britney?
ReplyDeleteNot at all. People wonder why you don't have a record deal. At least I wonder that.
ReplyDeleteSo do you have any big plans this weekend kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletenot really. I'll probably bake Chef a cake and just toss it since I dont't know where he lives. I'll have a slice and let him know how good it was also, I am thoughtful like that.
ReplyDeleteHow bout you, Spursy?
That is extremely thoughtful of you kinkyb!tch. I don't have any big plans yet. So it seems like another exciting weekend.
ReplyDeleteOh, can you check your e-mail?
ReplyDeleteno. im sick of email. its just one more way for a person to track me down.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice kinkyb!tch, I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was just kidding about your singing skills, you suck at it.
ReplyDeletethat is the grossest thing you have ever sent me, Spurs. Don't do it again or I WILL spork you.
ReplyDeleteA simple question was gross kinkyb!tch? I just asked why you would thought it would be a good idea to send me a pic of you naked. I don't know what you were thinking doing that.
ReplyDeleteHi everyone!!! Miss you all!
ReplyDeleteHey DG!! What's going on?
ReplyDeleteHow's the yoga going?
ReplyDeleteWhere's CBT? I need him to make a phone call for me.
ReplyDeleteYou need to kill someone?
ReplyDeleteYes I do. It seem's that there's a craglist predator that goes by the named Big Drew. After that phone call he need's to call Frank,,,, er I mean Ari Golden.. That's drew's secret BF
ReplyDeleteYoga is good. It is taking up so much of the little time left in a day that I have. But tomorrow and next Wednesday are days off for me and I plan to drink more than CBT and Drew on their average day.
ReplyDeleteHow have you been?
Drew does seem to be in love with Sorry.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah DG? Are you going to a bar? And are you going to be singing karaoke?
ReplyDeleteI've been doing good DG, thanks for asking. Pretty much the same as everday. You know, saving the world.
How's school going?
ReplyDeleteThe Cubs game is tomorrow and I'm sure I will end up at a few bars after that and I like singing karaoke so hopefully one of the bars will have that. Then Wed is St. Patty's day so I'm seeing a live band and will be surrounded by hundreds of drunk people.
ReplyDeleteI just spent too much money on my hair but it turned out real good so I can't complain.
You are checking out a Cubs game? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteSo what did you do with your hair?
School is good. Spring break is next week so I'm happy for that. I'm going to Tucson next Friday for the first time too. I'm checking out the airplane museum down there so that should be fun.
ReplyDeleteGot it cut exactly how I wanted it finally and then added some highlights and lowlights again.
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
ReplyDeleteThere's a airplane museum in Tucson?
So what did the salon do with the rest of you? Or are you still a mess?
ReplyDeleteI guess you can't expect them to work miracles.
Yes. It has over 275 aircraft. I have an airplane obsession so this will be really interesting.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know you have an airplane obsession. So is Aspen coming into town? Or are you just going on your own?
ReplyDeleteActually, the salon asked me why I was there. They said they didn't want to mess up perfection so I told them that would be impossible.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? That was a pretty good response. I see your psychology class hasn't helped your delusions.
ReplyDeleteNo he is not coming into town. He hasn't been on my good side for the past month because he thinks I can drop everything for him and if I don't that just means I don't care. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteBut I will be sure to send him a pic at the game tomorrow since he is a cubs fan too.
My psychology class has only confirmed that I am one of the few sane people left in this world.
ReplyDeleteHe's not on your "good side?" What a bummer for him.
ReplyDeleteBut that is nice you are going to send him a pic.
I'm more sane than you are.
ReplyDeleteHa! Yeah right. Have you ever seen me upset? Never. I can keep it together pretty well unlike you.
ReplyDeleteDid you know Aspen and I grew up 15 minutes apart when we were little until he moved to AZ? It has to be fate that brought us together.
ReplyDeleteYou know DG, I miss when you are around here. It's always fun busting you up.
ReplyDeleteYou are like the female Drew to me (I know that's the best compliment ever).
ReplyDeleteIf only you could bust me up. Maybe then I would come around more.
ReplyDeleteDrew?
ReplyDeleteI make sense and I'm not picking up hookers. And I'm not an old fat pervert either.
Please. You took some time off to put together a new game plan.
ReplyDeleteThank God you aren't a General in the military.
You should have seen what he was writing last night as Dr. Drew.
ReplyDeleteI think that might have been the oddest shit he's written, and that's saying something.
His character do make me laugh though.
ReplyDelete*characters*
ReplyDeleteAspen does sound kinda needy, Dg. I'd mess around with him to my advantage for a few more weeks and then dump him for good if I were you. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteA new game plan? What does that mean?
ReplyDeleteI saw some of his comments. And like usual they didn't make sense so I skipped them.
You need a comment filter like people of walmart for him. If a comment gets too many thumbs down it doesn't show up.
That's not going to happen kinkyb!tch. She's just happy (and surprised) someone is interested in her.
ReplyDeleteA comment filter would be pretty cool I guess. Maybe I'll spend the no money I've made working that in here.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteThat was my intention with him in the first place, 2 years ago.
Spurs! NTA is not dead! It is a good thing you told me to check my email, there was one from him as well. I am so relieved to know he survived Vegas.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteI did yoga with John Jay last Sunday.
That's good kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteWho's John Jay?
ReplyDeleteHe does a radio show out here.
ReplyDeletewell is he good in bed, DG? Have a lot of money? Good kisser? What is he good for is what I want to know basically. The problem with a needy guy is sometimes their sensitivity gets the best of them and when you need that late night booty call, they act all girly on you and don't want to give it up w/o you having to put in some extra effort.
ReplyDeleteI really hate that.
So, I don't know if he is even worth keeping around for a few more weeks.
Have either of you ever seen People of the Park? Its like Walmart, but weirdos at Disneyland/World dressed crazy.
I know. Exciting.
ReplyDeleteVery.
ReplyDeleteis he weird in person as well? Im thinking he is weird like..antisocial weird, not like weird how he is on the radio.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of his show, this AM I was listening to SPring Break Bust and some skank admitted to banging two dudes and using the same condom w/both of them! I almost barfed my Starbucks, she woulda owed me big time if I did. Her mom was on the line listening and was grossed out, too.
http://www.peopleofthepark.com/
ReplyDeleteThat is sick. DG, why did you tell that story on the radio?
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteHe is great in bed, great kisser, and he really makes me laugh. We have stayed up all night laughing many nights. He loves Mitch Hedberg like me and can quote him very well. He does not have alot of money but I suspect grew up with alot of it because he seems a bit spoiled.
I want this cat!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faaF-J3nonA
No, he seemed normal. I didn't even know it was him until the instructor said his name.
ReplyDeleteI don't really believe all those stories that are told on there. But technically the only one that would be gross for would be the 2nd guy.
How has Pam been? She hasn't od'd or beat by her new bf or anything yet, has she?
ReplyDeletetell him to stop being so needy then, DG.
ReplyDeleteThat kinda stuff does not go away, nor do many people grow out of it. One red flag trumps all other green ones, he should be told that so he can attempt to find what it is that makes him behave that way and work on it before he dies alone, like Drew.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteHe would be cool until he got older and killed you.
Haha,, Yeah I know that's what I was thinking too. Sick cat though,, if only stay that size and chill.
ReplyDeletePam's all right I guess DG. She's living with a house full of dudes, and I believe her boyfriend is coming back into town or something like that. And I think she got a job too.
ReplyDelete*it would*
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd guy has to have a little gay in him if he was ok with that.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou mean the guys were with her at the same time? DG really has hit a low point.
no spurs. she banged dude number 1 and he dumped his condom there. later she had dude number 2 there and neither had any condoms so she pulled the used one out of the trash and he slapped it on and slammed her.
ReplyDeletei knew a guy once that said he used a ziploc bag and a rubber band. some people are so gross.
Always Believe!! Chills Bro,, Chills
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhXUDnlH-Fg&feature=related
That's how I thought the story went spurs. 2 guys shared the same condom so how would they not be there at the same time?
ReplyDeleteAnd you know that story doesn't make sense if it was me because they actually wore a condom. I would never do such a thing.
Ready for the season!!
ReplyDeleteWho cares about the Red Sox?
ReplyDeleteEwwww! That is even more sick for the 2nd guy. The 2nd guy was really desperate. Now he probably ended up with some std the other guy had.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the way kinkyb!tch explained it. That is really disgusting.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right DG, you never have your boys wear condoms. But most of them are probably virgins, so that's not a big deal.
ReplyDeleteThat story is sick,, Foullllll
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteRed Sox Nation!! That's who Spurs.. Do you believe???? Believe 2010 SOX!!!!
ReplyDeleteVirgins are the best way to practice safe sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the point of having guy 2 put the condom on? It doesn't sound like a good way to prevent STDs... pregnancy maybe, but why not pull out instead??
ReplyDeleteI believe it will be a long time before the red sox win another World Series, that's what I believe.
ReplyDeleteTrue DG, but when they are 16 like you like them, it's not good.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should consider being a teacher.
It protected her from std's.
ReplyDeleteYou're wrong Spurs!! Wrong!!
ReplyDeleteI'm outta here! I may be on later though.
ReplyDeleteI like how you wrote "outta here" with an exclamation point like you are all excited DG.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm right, I'm right.
Yeah and thanks for letting us know that you might be back on here later. She was hella excited about that,,hahaha
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy when DG is on here, I like how she acts like she's witty.
ReplyDeleteWrong!! Who got Spurs? Rangers? Astros? Fucking Yanks?
ReplyDelete*you*
ReplyDeleteBraves. I've been a Braves fan since I was about 6.
ReplyDeleteYeah she was really into her "story",,
ReplyDeleteHaha,,Nice choice.. I've Been a Sox fan since I can remember,, Like 5 years old. I'll never forget David Fucking Justice though! Neon Deon,, Greg Maddux,, Old Smoltzyyy,, and on and on.. Your team was stacked
ReplyDeleteYeah, and you know Deion Sanders was very underrated as a baseball player. I remember one year the Braves made the World Series against the Yankees, he's the only one who did anything.
ReplyDeleteDeion was good.. I always thought that he should have stopped playing football,, he could have played baseball forever,, Like Rickey Henderson style.
ReplyDeleteExactly. He could have played for awhile.
ReplyDeleteWell, I need to run down the road!!!!!! I'll be back later though!!!! See ya!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDeion's got nothing on Nomar though!! No---mawwwwr Garciaparra
ReplyDeleteLater
ReplyDeleteI see that he retired as a member of the Red Sox, that was cool.
ReplyDeleterun down the road?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm going to go get something to eat.
ReplyDeletei actually thought you were walking down the street for some reason... haha
ReplyDeleteNo, I'll use my car.
ReplyDeleteI'm worn out. My waitress turned ot to be bi and brought her friend over last night. I never thought I'd say this, but I might just be too old for this shit.
ReplyDeleteSpurs I saw the gay remark on the post(unusual because I rarely read the crap you post). I also saw where you said you have some Axe shower gel. I think that sums up who the gay eighth grader is.
Refs bailing Kobe out early.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? I thought you might like my remark. So how was the karaoke?
ReplyDeleteOh, and are you saying you banged Flo and her friend? I believe you (fingers crossed).
ReplyDeleteEV, the refs are always bailing out the rapist.
ReplyDeleteI know, just saying, they're starting very early tonight.
ReplyDeletei am watching ghost adventures
ReplyDeleteAll that axe marketing is a scam. Obviously the shower gel doesn't work. You should try and get a refund spurs and then sue the hell out of Dave for false advertisement.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteThat's not a surprise at all. But I am pulling for the Lakers against the Suns. Spurs need home court.
Astrid:
ReplyDeleteWhat is that?
I should DG. Actually, I was thinking of working Dave for some free products, but I don't think this post is what he had in mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you see that CBT had a 3some?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should wear Old Spice like he does.
ReplyDeleteDo you have the chocolate flavored axe? Were you hoping people would bite you as you ran down the street?
ReplyDeleteI imagine CBT as more of a Brut kind of guy. But Drew is old spice all the way and way too much of it too.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's some other stuff DG (chocolate? really? LAME). It's red. It actually smells good. I needed some soap for my monthly showers, so I picked that up.
ReplyDeleteGhost Adventures in on travel channel... it's 3 guys with equipment who try to capture evidence of ghosts
ReplyDeleteThe way they act makes the show good, because they get scared
Yeah EV, but it really doesn't matter. It's not like the Suns or the Spurs (especially the Suns) are going to win the NBA Championship this year.
ReplyDeleteCBT does seem like a Brut kind of guy, you are right.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I've seen previews for that. So did the storm hit?
it was thundering.. i was loud
ReplyDeleteYou were loud?
ReplyDeleteCBT has a threesome with his left and right hand
ReplyDeleteit was loud...
ReplyDeleteIf your name is Spursfan and you're forgy clap your hands...
ReplyDelete"CBT has a threesome with his left and right hand"
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good.
Well, well, well. Look who it is.
ReplyDeleteI know Astrid, just giving you a hard time.
ReplyDeleteSo what's going on "Nik Richie?"
ReplyDeleteYou know from time to time I catch up on your site. I posted something for you since I know this is your goober friend.
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/the-eagle-has-landed/#comments
Yeah, that pic is pretty disgusting.
ReplyDeletePay attention to me! Spursfan, please follow my Twitter. I just let people know I'm going to pee.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice. I'll follow you for sure now.
ReplyDeleteI shake it more than twice, too. A lot more.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ "Miniature Sand Nigger"
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of messed up you even think about that, but I guess it shouldn't be a surprise.
ReplyDeleteNice name by the way.
I feel so wrong for laughing... lol
ReplyDeleteThe guy at the urinal next to me has a really big one. I always peek.
ReplyDeleteSo you are typing all of this from a urinal? Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteI can type on my iphone one handed. Pay attention to me! I'm a celebrity! I am, I swear. I have a website! I wouldn't fuck any woman you send me a picture of, it's my claim to fame. I'm done peeing now. I shook it 11 times!
ReplyDeleteYou can type on your Iphone with one hand? That's talent right there.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm leaving the men's room!
ReplyDeleteThat's the type of badass stuff that needs to go on your Twitter page.
ReplyDeleteI peed on my fingers!
ReplyDeleteThat's nice.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm back at the VIP table! The bottle girl farted!
ReplyDeleteVIP huh?
ReplyDeleteLucky you.
I see that the site will automatically refresh to the next page now.
ReplyDeleteSo it's working on your end now?
ReplyDeleteI'm important! Just ask Drew.
ReplyDeleteBecause the comment count is still off.
ReplyDeleteThe comments have been, yeah.
ReplyDeleteWhen Drew is "around" I'll ask him.
ReplyDelete