Did you realize the jesse james shirt that is like the monica lewinsky blue dress is ironically a 3 wolf shirt?
I hope CBT is wearing his 3 Wolves shirt when Erin finds out he's been cheating on her with Flo.
Monday, March 29, 2010
The Magical Powers of the 3 Wolves Shirt
Did you realize the jesse james shirt that is like the monica lewinsky blue dress is ironically a 3 wolf shirt?
I hope CBT is wearing his 3 Wolves shirt when Erin finds out he's been cheating on her with Flo.
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HAHAHAA!!!! the Three-Wolf strikes again! Cadamino will be so proud!
ReplyDeleteHe would be proud Wopness. So was Grandmappi.
ReplyDeleteAnd Hat CBT.
ReplyDeleteThet guddam Cadamino's dun in jayul agin. He went an a jacked orft at thuh wailfare man. They thowed him in thuh jayul. Ah tol him Ah weren't gunna thow no gudam mor bayul fer him a jackin orft at folks no mor.
ReplyDeletewhat a strange twist of fate. did you hear that ricky martin also came out of the closet?
ReplyDeleteand chaz bono now has a dick. ugh...i cant wrap my head around all this craziness!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Mail
ReplyDeleteThat was an awesome story Grandmappy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah Anonymous, I saw where Martin finally came out. But it's not as if that was some huge surprise.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can find inspiration in his story and come out too, being you are a unoriginal, stupid faggot.
Or was that a different Anon? The comment above this one is for the faggot Anonymous from Arizona.
ReplyDeletemaybe i can write music too? man, im so glad he came out...it makes me feel more accepted.
ReplyDeleteim glad cbt finally caught on and kinda outted me.
I thought faggot anonymous lived in michigan?
ReplyDeleteare all anons fags????
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteGaynon lives in Michigan. But AZ Anonymous is an unoriginal stupid faggot according to CBT.
But I'm an ASSHOLE JERK, so what do I know?
Sounds like all of you have it right. There must have been some deep conversation going on all day to come to all these conclusions.
ReplyDeleteWopness, check your e-mail.
ReplyDeleteCan I just say I was the last to know who Y'all Know Who was.
ReplyDeleteOh, I forgot. I'm also a son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWopness is just pulling a *Miss Texas*, that's all.
Looks like someone didn't take their meds today.
ReplyDeleteHey DG!!! You werent knowin y'all? LOL
ReplyDeleteThat too. But like I wrote, I already know I'm an asshole. The rest is what was surprising.
ReplyDeleteman spurs, imagine your family tree with that whole combination.
ReplyDeletewhere is lindsay the all knowing?
ReplyDeleteAnd where's Drew? That dildo needs to post some of his vacation pics.
ReplyDeleteprobably just pics of him fucking a drugged up broad. and maybe some nude self pics.
ReplyDeletei wonder if drew is a good kisser?
ReplyDeleteThat queer had some whore call me last night but it was so loud I couldn't understand what she was saying. So then I texted him asking about some pics, and he said to go on his facebook page. I asked him what his gay facebook page was and he wrote back "Nunya", which I thought was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you want to know if that slob is a good kisser?
ReplyDeletedid the chick say something about calling the cops? maybe she still had duct tape over her mouth?
ReplyDeletecause im gay, remember?
ReplyDeleteJust buy a bad ass electric razor.
ReplyDeleteive tried electric razors and they really dont shave as close as a blade. but strangely enough, a dozen of disposable blades were just 5 bucks. whats the difference really? with the 9 dollar ones you throw them out anyway, right? so unless you have a straight razor or an electric they are pretty much all disposable.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point. You have to figure in the marketing and fancy package, and that's how you come to your $9 price.
ReplyDeleteand possible celebrity endorsements.im thinking about trying a straight razor. i wonder how well those work?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. The only time I've had a straight razor used on me was buy a barber. I've only done it like 3 times, but it was bad ass. Well worth it.
ReplyDeleteI love this chick do you know what her twitter handle is? EvilCunt
ReplyDeletethere used to be a barber shop 2 blocks from my old place in scottsdale. they used to use a straight razor too. they did the whole warm towel and warm foam thing too. pretty nice.
ReplyDeletei wonder if they make straight razors for gay men? maybe the handle can be shaped like a dong?
ReplyDeletemaybe call them gay-zors?
ReplyDeleteYeah man, the warm towel and warm foam rocks. It's really relaxing too.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Elvie. And your profile is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSo what does this new man of yours do?
ReplyDeleteEvil:
ReplyDeleteI missed your comment there. Indeed, this piece of tatted up trash seems like she'd be perfect for you.
That is a funny profile.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on EV?
ReplyDeleteDoes that girl really have a tattoo on her forehead? That's going to look great when she is 40.
ReplyDeleteOh, you haven't seen her? Yeah, she's got a tattoo on her head and about 80% of her body.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, she isn't going to look ridiculous at all at 40.
So DG, did you end up hanging out with Mr. Garrison yesterday?
ReplyDeleteAnd has that dog run away yet? Or killed himself?
ReplyDeleteNo, I worked yesterday. And no the dog is safe with me! He was funny today. I have a mirror against the wall at the end of the hallway and he keeps walking up to it and then runs away and barks at it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your dog's name again?
ReplyDeleteAnd I forgot you had answered my question about Mr. Garrison and the BBQ already. I keep thinking yesterday is Saturday.
ReplyDeleteSo was Mr. Garrison upset you didn't got to a BBQ with him?
*go* to
ReplyDeleteNo, it wasn't that big of a deal. He had lots of friends and neighbors going so it's not like it was just a bbq with him and I.
ReplyDeleteThe dog's name is Cocoa and basically any variation that goes with cocoa. But it's supposed to be Cocoa-Chollo.
My grandma has a dog named Cocoa.
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks for sending this. Sorry it took me so long to acknowledge you. I know you were probably hurt.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was just about to call Y'all Know Who to represent me for not acknowledging my email.
ReplyDeleteJesse James is such a tool. I can totally see him wearing that shirt. I just don't get why Sandra bullock would hook up with this x drugie alcoholic divorced dude with kids from didn't wannabe porn stars.
ReplyDeleteHe is cocoa puffs, cocoa cola, cocoacobana, hot cocoa. He will never get his name right. But he is doing really good so far with the potty training. He is either a really smart puppy or he really likes the treats he gets.
ReplyDeleteNice pic of your dog DG. And yes, I know Ya'll Know Who will sue me into oblivion, so I'm glad you didn't. I mean, if that case wouldn't hold up in court, what would? That would be the lawsuit of the century.
ReplyDeleteGood question Fl Anonymous. What was she thinking?
ReplyDeleteJust call him Cocoa DG.
ReplyDeleteIt would be. It would be like the next OJ trial.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool you are clarifying who each anon is spurs.
ReplyDeleteExactly. After you served me I'd go to Arizona and slice your head off. But then I'd have to figure out how to get off based on my race. Maybe a black detective would investigate, and maybe at some time or another he called someone a cracker or honkey.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd get off.
No problem DG. That's what I'm here for. To make things easier.
ReplyDeleteI will make my murder easy for you. Just wear gloves that are too small.
ReplyDeleteThere you go. Or maybe I'll wear surgical gloves, and leave one at the scene. They'll think that doctor who likes you did it. Then Doogie Howser will go down for it.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if he likes you he should be locked up anyway, so in a way I'd be doing society a favor.
ReplyDeleteI am irresistible. I cannot help this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in your mind. And Cocoa's mind. Other than that, you're wrong.
ReplyDeleteSo DG, have you gone to any more yoga classes?
ReplyDeleteYes I have but I'm sick right now so I'm not sure if I should go in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI was outside all weekend and it was windy. Now my throat hurts and I keep sneezing and I'm all achey. I hope I can just sleep alot tonight and make it disappear.
ReplyDeleteI've been sleeping like a bear lately. It's great.
ReplyDeleteSo are you planning on taking Ambien tonight?
No, I think i'm going to go with nyquil tonight and finally use it for what its meant for.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right. Damn, I had already forgotten about that. Thanks for reminding me. Now I feel awful all over again.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm here for. Just to make you feel awful.
ReplyDeleteGee, I'm here to make things easier, and you are here to make me feel awful.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I don't care about your opinion, otherwise that might bother me.
Bullshit you don't care about my opinion. I bet you are crying right now. Maybe plotting your revenge with an evil post about me...
ReplyDeleteYep, you got me. I'm just so grief stricken right now.
ReplyDeleteI was really hoping we could hang out some time and we could go to some shithole that you are a bar fly at.
ReplyDeleteDamn, my dreams are dashed.
They wouldn't let you in anywhere out here.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but only if I went with you. They'd say, "You aren't blind, there's no reason for you to have your dog here."
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't notice me because they would be too fascinated by your ruffled shirt that you thought was cool.
ReplyDeleteThat's all you came up with huh?
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
You are right. That shirt was terrible. Did you learn nothing from Seinfeld?
ReplyDeleteYour insults are as sickely as you are tonight DG.
ReplyDeleteHe meant to say... "awful, DG, just awful"
ReplyDeletePretty much Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid. He must not be copying and pasting his comments tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dog is that DG..
ReplyDeleteSoon it will be a missing one.
ReplyDeleteNot much EV. Almost had a stoke earlier watching the Spurs lose to the Nets.
ReplyDeleteWhat about you?
anon had group sex with the spurs.. they all gay
ReplyDeleteThey lost? That's a ball breaker.
ReplyDeleteI'm just organizing a few things and getting aggravated at this bank I have my car financed through. Other than that, nothing really.
Yep, no Ginobili====Loss.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's the bank doing?
He is a long haired chihuahua, Astrid.
ReplyDelete"Awful"
ReplyDeleteUncreative
I have never seen a long haired chihuahua... My niece wants a white chihuahua now, because she saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua
ReplyDeleteWell, the car is in my Dad's name because I was a 19-year-old credit ghost when I got it. Though, every cent paid on the car comes from my account with my name written on the orders. I can't check anything including some random fee they tacked onto the loan, nor can I even make a payment over the phone without my Dad approving it.
ReplyDeleteI can somewhat understand not sharing account information (even though my name is on all the money they get) but a payment is a payment. Why does a person have to prove they're the account holder to give them money?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point.
ReplyDeletewho is the guy in the photo and why is his face blurred out?
ReplyDeleteWell, supposedly this skank has a shirt that Jesse James left her with a jizz stain on it and this clown is wearing it.
ReplyDeleteohh haha.. I haven't heard about the jizz stained shirt.. and what kind of guy would wear a shirt with another guy's jizz on it??
ReplyDeleteyou're going to have a threesome with some tatted up skanks so don't hate on them..
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I forgot about that.
ReplyDeleteand then you can wear your own jizzed stained shirt as a trophy...
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea. Or maybe I can give it away on here.
ReplyDeleteYou should give it to nik as a parting gift... he would probably like that
ReplyDeletemake sure you stain a shirt that says I recycle girls on it for him..
ReplyDeleteNow you're thinking. Maybe he could save it and give it to SORRY the next time he takes his shirt off at some club.
ReplyDeleteIf you get enough jizz on it, it might stick to him at the club... then he won't be able to take it off!!
ReplyDeleteCreative thinking Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou ever thought about talking to a professional Astrid?
ReplyDeletestuff like that happens in the ER
ReplyDeleteMaybe an ER in Arkansas.
ReplyDeletemy mom works in an ER... she has lots of stories about men going in with all types of things in their butts
ReplyDeleteMost say they were hanging up curtains and fell.. naked apparently
Are you serious? I imagine she's had a few laughs.
ReplyDeleteWhat would possess someone to put a windup car in their butt? And could you imagine having to tell someone that?
ReplyDeleteshe said it was still unwinding when they got it out... and she said, "it looks like you wound it up a little too far, don't you think??"
ReplyDeleteDid they have to surgically remove that or what?
ReplyDeleteWhen they register them they have to say what's wrong.....
ReplyDelete"yea... my son has a doll shoe stuck up his butt"
That was another one... lol
A doll shoe?
ReplyDeleteno i don't think they surgically removed the windup toy... i think they usually get medical tweezers or maybe forceps and try to dig it out
ReplyDeleteFeel sorry for whoever has to do that.
ReplyDeleteHearing my mom's stories is why I am not in healthcare..
ReplyDeleteExactly, some of the sick shit that they see would turn me off for sure.
ReplyDeletehaha I am watching Tosh.0... he's on tonight
ReplyDeleteYeah, I see that's on.
ReplyDeleteare you watching it?? I just saw a guy get in a car accident, it was funny
ReplyDeleteI turned it over just now.
ReplyDeleteI can't sleep again
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. I'm about to go to bed. I was laying on my couch trying to fall asleep, but I couldn't. So now I think I'll see if my bed will come through.
ReplyDeletedo you watch tosh.o a lot now? hah
ReplyDeleteI watched it tonight. It was good.
ReplyDeletethat is my favourite show right now... I think you missed the guy in the car accident. That was hilarious
ReplyDeleteYeah, I missed that part.
ReplyDeleteI like his jokes and it's funny how he keeps going and going... and he gets worse as he goes.. I just laugh and laugh until I can't breathe anymore
ReplyDeleteI like that movie Four Rooms... my favourite is the Dead Hooker Room... I can't stop laughing when I watch that either
ReplyDeleteNever saw that.
ReplyDeletewhat shows do you watch?
ReplyDelete*I can't sleep so I am planning on stalling you from going to bed** hehe
ReplyDeletedamn you spurs... and your ability to fall asleep
ReplyDeletezzzz....
ReplyDeleteyou really wanna see them?
ReplyDeletehttp://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/10/06/alg_over-weight-man.jpg
ReplyDelete"damn you spurs... and your ability to fall asleep"
ReplyDeleteI used to be an insomniac Astrid, so I'm happy to be able to fall asleep these days.
Nice moobs Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDG~ Your dog is SO cute. What kind of dog is that?
ReplyDeleteAn unlucky one.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on with you today Skeets?
ReplyDeleteNothin really just at work drinking a slurpee and eating a cinnabun... I can tell it's going to be a good day.
ReplyDeleteSounds good. And that litte dog is a long haired chihuahua Skeets.
ReplyDeleteHow is your day going?
ReplyDeleteThat dog sure is cute... my puppy is big and annoying now haha. I got my younger one from Little Mexico too.
Pretty good, thanks. Got a good night's sleep, so I feel rested. Ate some pancakes this morning, working on some lawyer's stuff, other than that, not much Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI am drinking green tea... I feel like a teabagger
ReplyDeleteI really like pancakes... I like adding cinnamon to mine
ReplyDeleteGreen tea is good. So what time did you end up falling asleep Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI went to sleep at 4 am...
ReplyDeleteDamn, that late? Of course, I used to go to bed at that time for a long time.
ReplyDeleteI don't work today... I am sitting here thinking that I should study, but I don't feel like it...
ReplyDeleteoh.. and I am bored sitting here, but that isn't motivating me to study
I don't like pancakes. I LOVE macha green tea though it's not brewed, just straight up green tea leaves, finely ground and mixed into ice water. SO GOOD.
ReplyDeleteI work the rest of the week... all weekend too... I guess I should study, but Monday was my first day back in class.
ReplyDeleteAm I being irresponsible if I don't start studying again today?? haha... probably
Nobody asked you Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhat class are you supposed to study for Astrid?
ReplyDeletethat sounds good Elfie... I like to drink hot green tea because it's good for you..
ReplyDeleteRed wine is also good for you.. so I drink that too
It's advanced accounting spurs...
ReplyDeleteI am looking at this;
Describe the types of temporary differences that cause deferred tax liabilities and determine the amounts needed to record periodic income taxes.
My proff is German and he is really proud of his culture.... maybe I can win him over though a cultural bond and he can give me a break??
Do you talk to the professor outside of class?
ReplyDeleteNo.. It was only the first day of class...
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right. You started a new quarter, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteyes.. new quarter
ReplyDeletehave you ever had mono? I had it about 2 years ago, and sometimes I have some of the symptoms. I wonder how long that will last?
Nope, I've never had mono Astrid. You think you have some symptoms?
ReplyDeleteI've rarely ever been sick. I suspect Jim Beam is the elixir of life.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDelete"My proff is German and he is really proud of his culture.... maybe I can win him over though a cultural bond and he can give me a break??"
ReplyDelete"Arbeit Macht Frei"
Work will set you free
Trying to close out the month. We're about 6k short of doubling our bonus money and I've been on the phone all morning trying to find a buyer or two. You know, dialing for dollars. I'm taking a break so I don't get cauliflower ear. Got an appointment with a right wing nut at 2:00. That should go well.
ReplyDeleteMy sister had mono and it took it her about a uear to fully recover, she slept ALL THE TIME.
ReplyDeleteWhat does this "right wing nut" do CBT?
ReplyDeleteMy buddy in Monterrey blew my goddamned phone up last night. He's up to $8000 a month guaranteed until 1/1/2011 and now it's GSM instead of Sales/Special Finance Manager. If he gets up to $10k, I might actually have to do it. I just don't want back in the fucking car business. I don't miss working 14 hour days 6 and 7 days a week.
ReplyDeleteThe nut owns a restaurant/bar/resort on Bull Shoals Lake.
ReplyDeleteIt stays in your body for a lifetime, most people don't haev reoccuring symptoms but some do. and it has links to fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. If it's been a couple years you may want to see your dr about those.
ReplyDelete$8,000 a month is good money. And good luck with the restaurant/bar/resort nut, thanks for stopping by CBT.
ReplyDeleteastrid, you might have aids. get it checked.
ReplyDeleteShe might. That's a great point. Way to look out for her Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteFYI - fibromyalgia is a fake disease
ReplyDeletei wasnt looking out for her...more myself than anyone else. i might end up fucking some dude she fucked. you never know with those kinds of things.
ReplyDeletemy mom says that fibromyalgia is fake too... it can be tested or proven...
ReplyDeleteand she should know.... she is an expert at removing foreign objects gay guys shove up their butts
kinda like munchausen syndrome?
ReplyDelete*it can NOT be tested or proven
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIf you ever get something stuck up your butt, you know who to turn to.
im a pitcher...not a catcher. nobody hollows out my turds.
ReplyDeleteAll right then. If one of your boyfriends gets something stuck up his butt, then you call tell him you know someone who can help him out.
ReplyDelete*can* tell him
ReplyDeletei would just jump on his belly until whatever it is pops out. ive seen it work in the cartoons.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. But yeah, if you saw it work in cartoons it's perfectly legitimate.
ReplyDeleteof course. cartoons are pretty much based on reality anyway. where else would they get the ideas?
ReplyDeleteThat's a great point. I've never thought of it that way.
ReplyDelete