Please put this this bottle rat on blast. He smells like Curry and B.O. Maybe you can put him in contact with that AXE promoter.
Are they booking him in clubs overseas now too? It looks like he's in Bangkok.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Nik Richie Worldwide Club Promoter
Please put this this bottle rat on blast. He smells like Curry and B.O. Maybe you can put him in contact with that AXE promoter.
Are they booking him in clubs overseas now too? It looks like he's in Bangkok.
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As far as the stupid shirt he's wearing? That's so sad I felt I shouldn't even mention it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks to the person who sent this.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Spurs. Sometimes I think you're almost as obsessed with this coked out, half pint sand nigger as Drew is.
ReplyDeleteWell Story Bear this pic was sent to me, I thought it was humorous, so I posted it.
ReplyDeleteOkay Kitty Brown, glad you thought it was humorous.
ReplyDeleteI think his shirt is funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your problem today Grumpy Bear?
ReplyDeleteJesus, I'm still hungover. I sleep from like 9pm to 11pm or 1am, I'm up for a couple of hours, at least, then sleep til 6am.
ReplyDeleteWell no doubt he does DG.
ReplyDeleteHe is pissed that we are not falling for his stories.
ReplyDeleteI hear you about the sleep patterns, Insomnnia Bear.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteHe was probably up late concocting new stories he could tell.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/35892307/ns/sports-college_basketball/
ReplyDeleteI think UAPB being in the NCAA tournament might be one of the 7 signs.
Btw, UAPB stands for U Are Probably Black.
A play-in game for the right to be smashed by Duke.
ReplyDeleteBut at least they made the tournament.
I'm also a huge fan of the flat billed cap look. I wonder if he left the price tags on it like the brothas used to do back in the 90s?
ReplyDeletenik has become his own worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteand its a volcom hat. volcom was cool with the bro ho's about 6 years ago.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteYes, that look is gangster. Especially when you are posing next to an Asian woman that is just as tall as you.
I'm also a huge fan of the flat billed cap look. I wonder if he left the price tags on it like the brothas used to do back in the 90s?
ReplyDelete"nik has become his own worst enemy."
ReplyDeleteThe thing is people think he writes the shit that "-nik" does and it makes him look dumb.
actually, this looks more like a raid on a asian whorehouse than a club. its almost like nik is saying, 'dont shoot! i thought she said she was 13!'
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDG:
He was probably up late concocting new stories he could tell."
Yep, that's it Kitty Spurs. I lay awake all night trying to think up shit to impress this bunch.
Can you repeat that one more time cbt?
ReplyDeletecbt, you are only as good as the company you keep. so the more you make fun of us, the more you make fun of yourself.
ReplyDeleteFinally a little truth with that hangover!
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteHe is pissed that we are not falling for his stories."
I thought you going to the pool DG. Did the life guard have on a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt?
life guard? I'm not going to the village swimming pool cbt.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI hear you about the sleep patterns, Insomnnia Bear."
I normally sleep all night with no problem. The recent addition to my household wakes me up when she comes in.
whats wrong with niks right hand? did it cramp up from jacking off too much? that is commonly known as peter clamp.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteNice you finally admitted that.
"I'm not going to the village swimming pool cbt."
ReplyDeleteThat local pond in Hee Haw has the best lifeguard in the county DG.
"The recent addition to my household wakes me up when she comes in."
ReplyDeleteSo Flo has moved in huh? Maybe you could be the Arkansas version of Big Love CBT.
Plus I can talk shit about cbt a little longer since I decided to make this delicious greek salad.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteAnd tobacco juice.
and asshole oil. gross. i would pour peroxide in that pool before i would go swimming.
ReplyDeleteYou like Greek salads don't you DG?
ReplyDeleteYes I do. Greek men too.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does his shirt mean?
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for posting something to bump veiny boobs and heffer beast down the front page spurs..
That's nice DG.
ReplyDelete"What the hell does his shirt mean?"
ReplyDeleteIt means he "recycles" girls Astrid.
And no problem, I didn't want you to have another nightmare.
I dated some guy that was born in greece... he was really immature
ReplyDeletethe good thing about him was he was taller than me
ReplyDelete"he was really immature"
ReplyDeleteYou should set him up with DG.
no way... fuck him.. I am not helping him find a date.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't had much luck with men, have you Astrid?
ReplyDeletelol.... I have and haven't, but he isn't the worst guy I have ever dated. He is second to worst.
ReplyDeleteThe worst was the Mormon or what?
ReplyDeleteYes... he was the worst..
ReplyDeleteKind of figured.
ReplyDeleteYeah spurs. I don't want an immature guy. Just one that does what I say and only speak when I want him to. That's not too much to ask.
ReplyDeleteThis greek guy wouldn't work for you then DG.
ReplyDeleteHe could make really good food though.
You should just get a dog DG and stick with that.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, you are only as good as the company you keep. so the more you make fun of us, the more you make fun of yourself."
Online ain't "keeping company".
No that wouldn't spurs. I don't know about you but beastiality is just not my thing. But I guess you texans think differently.
ReplyDeleteSo CBT, I take it you haven't had the talk with Flo yet?
ReplyDelete"I don't know about you but beastiality is just not my thing. But I guess you texans think differently."
ReplyDeleteThat was awful.
But that is true. Maybe I will put tape over this greek guy's mouth and chain him to the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteIs Flo just using CBT for a place to sleep?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteNo that wouldn't spurs. I don't know about you but beastiality is just not my thing. But I guess you texans think differently."
I'm thinking bestiality is a thing with the guys that date DG.
He is hairy... do you like hairy men? Most men are from that area... you probably know that though.. lol
ReplyDeleteNo, Astrid that would be a problem. He must be groomed and waxed before he is chained to my kitchen. I
ReplyDelete"Let me guess, you have a cat. And it's the only pussy that will ever come to you."
ReplyDeleteBOO!!!!
I'm sure Flo is in love with CBT and gnaws on his wolf tattoo every night.
ReplyDeleteThis girl's name is Flo.. I wonder if it is CBT's Flo
ReplyDeletehttp://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dirtyblowupdoll.jpg
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo CBT, I take it you haven't had the talk with Flo yet?"
No. She's starting to grow on me.
"Astrid said...
Is Flo just using CBT for a place to sleep?"
I doubt it. I've kinda wondered about that. Unlike the boys she's used to dating, I have a job. I'm sure there's some ulterior motive, but it hasn't surfaced yet.
Body hair on men doesn't bother me... It's better than none at all. I don't want him looking like a 10 year old when he takes his shirt off
ReplyDeletecbt, online is keeping company. you do spend time here....just like you would any other place.
ReplyDelete"I doubt it. I've kinda wondered about that. Unlike the boys she's used to dating, I have a job. I'm sure there's some ulterior motive, but it hasn't surfaced yet."
ReplyDeleteI like how you actually acknowledge there could be an ulterior motive CBT (no sarcasm).
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteIt's awful to think that settling for a dog instead of a man is plausible."
For you DG, it's not only plausible, it's probably your best shot.
I think that is flo. I imagine CBT's place is just about as clean as that place too.
ReplyDeleteHey now CBT, DG just met a man the other night. Sure she was drunk and didn't remember a word he said, but he could be the one.
ReplyDelete"I like how you actually acknowledge there could be an ulterior motive CBT (no sarcasm)."
ReplyDeleteI'm a cynical bastard, Spurs.
"I like how you actually acknowledge there could be an ulterior motive CBT (no sarcasm)."
ReplyDeleteHe only says that to make his story sound more valid.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI think that is flo. I imagine CBT's place is just about as clean as that place too."
Actually DG, I'm a serious neat freak. I always have been and the Army made it even worse.
"DG said...
ReplyDelete"I like how you actually acknowledge there could be an ulterior motive CBT (no sarcasm)."
He only says that to make his story sound more valid."
Better a cynical bastard than a cynical bitch.
Arkansas clean is different than what the rest of the country calls clean.
ReplyDeleteHow is it I am a bitch because I don't believe your stories?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteArkansas clean is different than what the rest of the country calls clean."
Army clean is cleaner than any other clean.
"DG said...
How is it I am a bitch because I don't believe your stories?"
DG, you've always been a bitch, it has nothing to do with believing my stories. Maybe that's why men run from you like a Frenchman runs from a cap pistol.
And DG, riding through Arkansas in your daddy's RV doesn't make you an expert on this state. You're really pretty clueless.
ReplyDeletethe french even run from rubberbands.
ReplyDeleteWhy are the roads in France all lined with trees?
ReplyDeleteSo the German Army can march in the shade.
Would you prefer me to make up stories to impress a bunch of people I've never met before instead?
ReplyDeleteCBT, Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI take it you two aren't fans of the French?
i dont mind the french. its just that they have a false sense of entitlement. theyre pussies and they know it but still act tough.
ReplyDeleteCBT probably doesn't like the French because they tricked Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbEwKcs-7Hc
tricking palin is no big accomplishment. its like being proud that you can piss in the ocean without having to aim.
ReplyDeletehaha, that was funny anon.
ReplyDeletethanks dg.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteCBT can't stand Palin. It might seem odd, but he's a liberal loon.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteWould you prefer me to make up stories to impress a bunch of people I've never met before instead?"
Whatever you think DG.
"DG said...
I'm clueless because I haven't been to every shack in Arkansas? I don't think it takes much to figure out that a lot of rednecks live there and rednecks do not have a history of being clean.
Throwing rugs over stained shag carpeting and stocking the keystone lights in a pile does not mean it is clean."
I have hardwood floors. I've never in my life had a Keystone. There are rednecks everywhere, in fact Arizona's pretty much covered over with them.
"Anonymous said...
tricking palin is no big accomplishment. its like being proud that you can piss in the ocean without having to aim."
That was pretty good.
He wants to take her job in the Tea Party
ReplyDeleteAstrid, honey, I'm a liberal democrat. I voted for Obama. Sarah Palin is one of America's most delusional, ignorant bitches, second only to DG.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhere did you move to AZ from?
CBT it's hard to believe you when you were writing Tea Party diatribes a few days ago... what's going on
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteHe wants to take her job in the Tea Party"
I just like rabble rousing. It's like getting someone to crawl under a car while you're selling it to them. There's no reason for it other than just see if you can get them to do it.
Of course you do CBT. Most cabins have wooden floors. Sure there are rednecks everywhere but most are located in your area. You can't deny that.
ReplyDeletespurs, i was your neighbor.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteCBT it's hard to believe you when you were writing Tea Party diatribes a few days ago... what's going on"
See above.
i got it CBT
ReplyDelete"spurs, i was your neighbor."
ReplyDeleteDid his greyhound poop in your yard all the time?
I'm delusional and ignorant because I don't believe you, CBT? Sorry I'm not one of those uneducated waitresses running around with turquoise jewelry.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
the city i lived in was 77% white, 20% hispanic, 1% asian, 2% black. and 75% of the crime was caused by that 2% of blacks.
ReplyDeleteThe city I grew up in was 98% white and the other 2% were all the other races combined.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you live Anonymous?
ReplyDelete'Two thirds of the people that live in my area (Baxter County, Arkansas) are from Chicago and they all reek of garlic and cheap beer. They're fat,ugly, rude and tasteless.'
ReplyDeletearent you fucking somebody from chicago?
We voted to send the rejects to Arkansas CBT. Thanks for taking care of them. We figured they would fit in down there and since you live there, I see they do.
ReplyDeletei lived in the permian basin area.
ReplyDeleteMost of my family live in and around Chicago... you have a problem with us CBT?
ReplyDeleteWhere are you from Astrid?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIndeed, the demographic makes sense.
Cheap beer?... I like Becks and I drink Zywiec when I go to the Warsaw Inn
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, this county is 97.81% white. In fact in the five surrounding counties the population is over 97.5% white.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Ozarks: Nigger free since 1863.
I go to college in Ohio DG...
ReplyDeleteactualy, it wasnt a bad place to grow up but it was limited as far as opportunities as an adult.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete'Two thirds of the people that live in my area (Baxter County, Arkansas) are from Chicago and they all reek of garlic and cheap beer. They're fat,ugly, rude and tasteless.'
arent you fucking somebody from chicago?"
We got to her early.
"but it was limited as far as opportunities as an adult."
ReplyDeleteI can understand that.
Where is your family from in Chicago?
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteMost of my family live in and around Chicago... you have a problem with us CBT?"
In reality I take people on an individual basis, so no. However, I do stand behind the overall generalization.
North Chicago.. we lived on Harlem before Harlem was bad and it was mostly Salvic immigrants
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, i think i might like the south."
The Ozarks, dude, the Ozarks. The rest of the South is covered over with 'em.
I was joking somewhat CBT...
ReplyDeleteAstrid, are you German? Your heritage, I mean.
ReplyDeletei used to live in atlanta. the blacks there are the biggest hypocrites on earth.
ReplyDeleteshes probably polish.
ReplyDeletei like chicago but i dont like some of the stupid laws they have. like no handguns and you have to have a license to buy ammo. really now.
ReplyDeleteSome of my family came from Germany.. but they were displaced slavs
ReplyDeleteI have some German in my family though...
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteSome of my family came from Germany.. but they were displaced slavs"
Ahh, Untermensch.
I guarantee DG bait is a brat and an Old Style.
ReplyDelete"i used to live in atlanta. the blacks there are the biggest hypocrites on earth."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
No. I'm Scotish, German, and Irish. But I have to have something else too because my skin doesn't burn much and my dad is the same way.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"i used to live in atlanta. the blacks there are the biggest hypocrites on earth."
What do you mean?"
Let me answer that. They're racist as hell against white people, but holler racism if the one white chick working at Mickey D's gets their order wrong.
ugh...old style. probably one of the worst beers known to mankind. every bar i went to in chicago had it, even delilahs.
ReplyDeleteI'm not much of a beer drinker cbt and I've never had old style.
ReplyDeleteOld Style=Yankee Schiltz.
ReplyDeleteBut I remember my dad drinking it.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI'm not much of a beer drinker cbt and I've never had old style."
That's why you were exiled to Arizona. Da Bears, a brat and an Old Style. Chicago's Sunday ritual. We have so many Chicagoans here that this is the only county in Arkansas where you can buy Old Style.
cbt pretty much hit the nail on the head. i remember one time we went to the store and we were waiting in line then some fat black bitch comes up and says, 'excuse me, but i was next in line.' then my mom said, 'well i didnt see you standing here so i guess you werent.' then aunt jemima says, 'stupid honky.' then my mom goes, 'if you are gonna try and insult me at least get it right. im a greasy italian, you stupid nigger.' then the black bitch yells, 'you racist motherfucker! im leaving this kkk store!'
ReplyDeleteI like Mexican beer, Dos XX Amber, Pacifico, Carta Blanca, even Tecate. Lately I've been on a Sam Adams kick, though.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pleasant city.
I am not Polish... mostly Russian and Yugoslavian
ReplyDeleteThe Negroes were extremely well behaved towards white people in Tupelo. Mississippi has only changed on the surface.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI am not Polish... mostly Russian and Yugoslavian"
Still Untermensch.
There is a beer that I can only find in Ottawa Canada that was really good. I don't remember the name of it anymore but it was the best and kept me warm.
ReplyDeleteatlanta should be burned to the ground....along with new orleans. both places have gone to shit.
ReplyDeleteYou guys don't like the real housewives of Atlanta?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't rebuild New Orleans?
"You guys don't like the real housewives of Atlanta?"
ReplyDeleteFunny Astrid.
Yeah, but if there's not a false hope of rebuilding then a lot of New Orleans would move to Texas.
ReplyDeletetexas should build a fence...just call it a levee.
ReplyDeleteTexas should rejoin Mexico
ReplyDeletetexas is doing better than any other state in the union in this recession. i kinda like texas.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.forbes.com/2008/04/29/cities-recession-places-forbeslife-cx_jz_0429realestate.html
ReplyDeletesome of them want to secede anyway, so I hope Mexico conquers them
ReplyDelete"texas should build a fence...just call it a levee."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
"Texas should rejoin Mexico"
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that? And Mexico won't ever conquer Texas.
What's up with that? And Mexico won't ever conquer Texas.
ReplyDeleteThey almost did
why was there only 500 mexicans at the alamo?
ReplyDeletethey only had 2 cars.
sorry astrid, almost doesnt count. either you did or you didnt.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one Anon.
ReplyDeleteRick Perry is no Gen Sam Houston... just sayin
ReplyDeleteof course not. they are 2 different people.
ReplyDeletethat is clever.. lol
ReplyDeleteTexas was part of Mexico. The Mexicans never conqured Texas.
ReplyDeletethank you.
ReplyDeletecalifornia was too. i think even all the way up to oregan might have been mexicos.
ReplyDeleteinteresting article to read, if you get the chance.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Non-Native-American-Nations-Territorial-Claims-over-NAFTA-countries-1750-2008.gif
oops, i meant this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_changes_of_the_United_States
ReplyDeleteTexas gained independence from Mexico in 1838 and was an independent coubtry for 10 years. New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, and California were Mexico until the War of 1848. I can't remember if Utah was Mexico or part of the Louisiana Purchase.
ReplyDeleteutah was owned by mexico also.
ReplyDeletearkansas was owned by the french. lol. talk about irony.
ReplyDeleteThe name Ozarks came from the French "aus arcs" from a type of wood the Indians here used to make bows from. The French men back then still had balls. France lost it's collective cajones during WW1 and never recovered.
ReplyDeleteit's kind of weird how white nik's arm is in comparison to the other...
ReplyDeleteI could take the guy more seriously (a little more seriously), if he didn't dress like such a douchebag
ReplyDeletethat pic looks like one of those 'anatomy of a douchebag' pics.
ReplyDeleteoutdated hat-check
nutsack beard-check
dumbass saying on loud shirt-check
calculator watch-check
conclusion: douchebag.
so true anon
ReplyDeletedouchebag
n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears
I personally like the shirt
ReplyDeleteSpurs should use some paint on this photo and make it one of those anatomy pics.... never pass up a prefect chance
ReplyDeleteits like hes overcompensating with that shirt. besides, wasnt it his wife that filed for divorce? well, i guess his ex-wife now.
ReplyDeleteYea... he is looking for somebody to recycle him
ReplyDeleteWhat up Spurz.. I sent that shit in! Nik hoooooman has clearly become and I guess has always been everything that he makes fun of.
ReplyDeleteLook at that "shim" he's dancing next to
ReplyDeleteI am going to change the subject here but what the hell happened to Sebastian Bach? He looks like a butch lesbian on Celebrity Fit Club. I had his poster on my wall in 5th grade. That is so embarassing to admit.
ReplyDeleteSebastian's been looking like hell for a long time
ReplyDelete"What up Spurz.. I sent that shit in! Nik hoooooman has clearly become and I guess has always been everything that he makes fun of."
ReplyDeleteI think Nik used to make fun of those people because he was jealous of them... wanted to be them, but couldn't so he started out making fun of them
He gets to be a 10k millionaire for a night now
Did he upload this pic on his twitter trying to look cool?
ReplyDeleteI think you are right about Nik. I'm sure he had short man syndrome really bad so he hated everyone. Now he has his moment to be his dream.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI was just reading through some of these comments. Hey CBT why don't you shut the hell up for once? You fucking Whinny story telling, needy little bitch!!!! Hahahahahahaha...."
Suck a dick.
Good come back,,
ReplyDeleteOh and that shirt that Nik is wearing is a cover for his gayness.. Only a "Forgy" would wear a shirt like that. Look at me look at me I run through chicks I swear,,, I really do.. hahahahahaha. This is some shit that Nik would make fun of if it was somebody else of course but him. Nice fucking club in Vegas by the way.. It looks like a fucking bad high school dance.
ReplyDeleteHis shirt says he reruns through already run through chicks... haha
ReplyDeletewhy brag about smashing somebody's left overs??? because you are gay and that desperate
ReplyDelete"What up Spurz.. I sent that shit in! Nik hoooooman has clearly become and I guess has always been everything that he makes fun of."
ReplyDeleteThanks for sending this. I was going to thank you by the name you used on the e-mail, but I figured it was a fake name you used.
"I am going to change the subject here but what the hell happened to Sebastian Bach"
ReplyDeleteI had to look up who that was. Skid Row? I guess it's literal now.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThis was in Vegas? Really?
Ya'll know who:
ReplyDeleteThat's good you like the shirt.
Yes spurs that's Vegas. Probably the biggest shit hole venue in Vegas. That's just how A list Nik hoooooman roles.
ReplyDeleteI mean it looks like they crashed a high school dance or something.
This comment shit is still fucking up. Maybe you can have that story teller telephone killer CBT make a call. He'll get the situation fixed asap!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it works for the most part now (at least) but still fucks up occasionally.
ReplyDelete