An American mother claims she came out of surgery with "essentially four breasts."
After a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman for an operation intended to enlarge her breasts to a full 36C cup, Maria Alaimo wound up with "double-bubble" deformities that, according to a lawsuit she filed, caused "pain ... disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment."
"Maria came out of that operation with essentially four breasts," her attorney, Michael J. Kuharski, told jurors during Monday's opening arguments in Staten Island Supreme Court.
The surgery also subsequently led to Alaimo's divorce from her husband, due in part to her refusal to undress because of embarrassment, Kuharski told the court.
The 47-year-old is now seeking $5 million in damages.
Berman said he "absolutely" reviewed all the risks with Alaimo before the procedure.
"She was only concerned with the glamour part," Berman's attorney Jerry Giardina told the jurors.
Why is she suing? She's better than the chick on Total Recall.
Thanks, and welcome everyone from shoutwire.com.
I would like to ask this woman's surgeon why he did not refer her to a dr. who does rhinoplasty.
ReplyDeleteI also want to know how she is disabled now that she has 4 boobs. She can work at a strip joint or join the circus and still make a living.
Why is she suing? She got two additional boobs at no additional cost.
ReplyDeleteExactly kinkyb!tch. Exactly. I think the circus would be the best route to take.
ReplyDeleteIt's doing that comment thing again. This is annoying.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou have a point too. And for $5 million?
And what's up with her husband divorcing her?
Your comments are appearing DG.
ReplyDeleteI'd get some breasts for 5/million
ReplyDeleteyeah that was as douchy move, but now she knows and is fine without him.
ReplyDeleteShe should advertise on Craigslist that she is looking for twin brothers to marry. Probably a conjoined set would work best. They can each have a set of her rack to themselves.
Exactly Francis. You could shoot me for $5 million.
ReplyDeleteNow you are thinking kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI solved her 'problem' in 3.5 seconds, Spurs site tooke 1.2 minutes to post it, but still..not bad.
ReplyDeleteI think I should start charging for my advice. I'd be a millionaire by year's end.
I think you'd earn about $7.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-I went to the DMV today and met an old dude who was a Spurs fan as well. I changed seats when he told me that.
ReplyDeleteKB.....you should run for Sheriff of Maricopa.
ReplyDeleteWell 7 is my favorite and my lucky number, so I'd accept that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, when is your bday? Is it on the 7th like all the cool kid's?
Did you really move kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI bet I could win out here..I'd just campaign in a bikini. Next to the greaseball who is there already, I'd win by a landslide.
ReplyDeleteGood idea, Mr. B!
And my birthday is June 21st. I like how you threw a birthday reminder out there again.
ReplyDeleteFrancis, I see you have a new occupation. Janitor huh?
ReplyDeleteYeah...non-profit. I had to make a career change....I'm a man of the people now.
ReplyDeleteI see that. A non-profit janitor huh?
ReplyDeleteA man of the people indeed.
So kinkyb!tch, do you have plans for your birthday yet?
ReplyDeleteMy dog just throw up a bunch of grass he apparently ate on my carpet.....freakin' moron. I'll be back.
ReplyDeleteHeck yes I did! It was bad enough I continued to talk to him after he told me he was snowbird from Seattle (I shoulda asked him if he knew Pam or RQ, dang it!), they hog up our roads and drive like fools. I also put up with his annoying nose hair and odd mole on his left temple (he needed to see a derm but I didn't get a chance to tell him). Telling me he loved the SA Spurs just pushed me over the edge.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks Francis.
ReplyDeleteI doubt you just got up and moved when he told you that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOh, and on a different note, this lady looks pretty good for being 47.
ReplyDeleteI do have plans, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteNone involve you, sorry.
Your birthday and Wop's are close.
I have this weird birthday deal..anytime someone tells me their DOB I remember it forever. Like in 7 years I will say (in June), 'today is SpursFans bday, I wonder how he is doing w/40'.
If we are still in contact then, you will be amazed.
I would be amazed kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, you should be sad none of your birthday plans involve me.
You know me too well, Spurs. I did not move. But I did tell him that I didn't like the Spurs, I liked the Suns. He laughed and said "you seemed like such a nice gal up until you said that".
ReplyDeleteI liked him much more after that. Funny little old guy.
How was your day, Spurs-a-lurs?
He is funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd my day was all right, thank you for asking. I ate KFC, got some work done, went and picked up my work computer from the repair shop (it was jacked up again), took a nap for about 15 minutes, talked to a guy who owns a real estate investment company that we do his taxes for, and got home a little while ago.
That's pretty much my day.
What else did you do besides go to the DMV?
ReplyDeletedid you hear about that chick that was born with 2 vags? too bad shes ugly.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous? No, I didn't hear about that. Are you being serious?
ReplyDeletehere she is:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkxRGhDrFo
How many times are you going to fuck up your computer before you realize downloading porn is full of viruses?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteShe was on that classy Tyra Banks show? Who would have guessed?
I had a lab this AM. I really hate some of my classmates, but I got over it after I got Starbucks. ADD is nice sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI went to the DMV to get my license replaced..remember I had my awesome new purse stolen? I ordered one online but it still wasn't here this AM..I need an ID to get into bars this weekend. Oh, and it's apparently the law to carry photo ID on you at all times? No one told me that. But I got it, so I'm good.
Then I went back for an afternoon lab. I sang lots of songs on my way to school in my SUV (ahem, EV) and some dbag was looking at me like I was retarded at a redlight. Whatever. I marveled over the Cards schedule when I got home as well..nice games coming up. I think we will win the Superbowl again this year though, what do you think?
DG:
ReplyDeleteThis time it wasn't porn. The guy was saying the computer might be messed up, and if it happens again, he's going to replace it.
hey, at least tyra pays her guests unlike that cheap skat oprah. but can you imagine the fun you could have with a woman with 2 fucking vaginas???
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSounds like a full day.
"I think we will win the Superbowl again this year though, what do you think?"
I think that was funny.
skate*
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteOprah makes me sick.
And I'd like to see what that looks like. I heard her say she has two uteruses too.
I bet that girl on Tyra would make a lot of money doing porn.
ReplyDeleteWe are. Hopefully it doesn't get taken away by some paid off officials again.
ReplyDeleteIt is a tough one though, it would've been nicer with Warner still here. Cowboys, Raiders, Broncos, Saints, TB, Rams, 49ers and Seattle.
I think we will be undefeated.
Does she have 2 periods also?
ReplyDeleteTyra pays her guests? So that is why Leper went on there a couple times.
ReplyDeleteGood point DG. She could at least do some nude pics for the freaks to enjoy.
ReplyDeletebut the drawback is twice the pms. no thanks...well no thanks for about 4 days.
ReplyDeleteYes she thinks she does KB. She says she is on her period 21 days out of the month.
ReplyDelete"I think we will be undefeated."
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
Yeah, I could see where that might be annoying.
ReplyDeleteDo you think two guys could stick it in at the same time? Or would the angle be too far off?
ReplyDeleteI think the angle would be off, but that's sick to think of anyway DG.
ReplyDeleteOhman, that sucks! She will never find a husband being on her period that long. Can you imagine telling a guy 'we can only have sex 7 days in February, 9 days in September, April, June, and November and 10 days all the other months.' Yeah, they will be lining up around the block for her.
ReplyDeleteif my gf had 2 axe wounds i would make sure nobody but us knew about it.
ReplyDeleteI agree Anonymous, I don't see the need to take that public.
ReplyDeleteI dont know Spurs, she may be able to get a midget to stand in front of a normal guy and they could both do it.
ReplyDeleteI want her to get knocked up at the same time by a Chinese midget and a MiddleEastern normal height man.
having sex with a woman while on her period is the best.
ReplyDeleteNice fantasy kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI'm brainstorming, spurs. I'm just planning out her porn career for her. Maybe I could get her in a doublemint commercial?
ReplyDeleteYou plan on being her manager DG?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you say that Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteshes the one woman gang bang.
ReplyDeleteSick, Anon.
ReplyDeleteDeeg, I will be your creative consultant and you manage her career. I will only charge a 7% cut.
She is. She can have it in 4 holes at the same time. It would take some twisting and turning but I think they can pull this off. It's all about teamwork.
ReplyDeleteYou people have some imaginations.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she prefers one side more than the other.
ReplyDeletewhen a woman is on her period her vagina is more sensitive.
ReplyDeleteWe need to track down this two pussy woman and fire a bunch of questions at her.
ReplyDelete4 holes, Deeg, she has a mouth as well.
ReplyDeleteSee why you need me?
Anon, that is just foul, stop it or I will start telling stories about cervical mucus again.
Check out this guy. He would be the perfect match.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/man-with-two-penises/9439
go ahead kb. cervical mucus doesnt bother me.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about your math kb or your knowledge of anatomy but 2 vaginas + 1 ass + 1 mouth= 4.
ReplyDeletethat dude and that chick could make a shit load of money doing even just one porn together.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch is a mathmetician.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Anonymous. Think of all the money that's being left on the table by those two.
ReplyDeletehow did you pass anatomy classes kb?
ReplyDeletehahahaahha!
ReplyDeleteDelete that Spurs!
For some reason I thought she had 2 assholes though..
re-read greys anatomy,kb.
ReplyDelete'For some reason I thought she had 2 assholes though..'
ReplyDeletenobody said she was married.
Ew, that guy is nasty, DG.
ReplyDeleteHey kinkyb!tch, I don't get why people care about having heart attacks. I mean, if one heart goes out they still have one more.
ReplyDeleteI like how that guy holds his 3rd leg with such pride.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete'For some reason I thought she had 2 assholes though..'
nobody said she was married.
Anon, I re-love you.
shut up, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while since the spursfansays.com record showed my blond side, so I'm good.
kb, i knew you would.
ReplyDeleteok, im out. i have to go run errands.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteMy eight eyes don't want to read "shut up" again.
I was just gonna ask the same about Santos, DG.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what did you get me for my birthday?
ReplyDeleteWhat about you kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out the perfect gift kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI was going to wrap myself up and mail myself to you, but I didn't think you could handle it.
That would be hard. Wouldn't one be in the way?
ReplyDelete2 dick man-yes. Not that one though, he was beat.
ReplyDeleteYou are too fat to fit in my mailbox, don't try it.
whooda now?
ReplyDeleteI think one would be in the way DG.
ReplyDelete"You are too fat to fit in my mailbox, don't try it."
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't afford the postage.
What's up "Y'all know who?"
ReplyDelete... K Bizzle... my bday is the 13th... of this month...
ReplyDeleteremember that forever now...
- chef -
What's going on CHEF?
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeletewhat up Mang...
I've been perusing the site, just haven't had the chance to comment...
what's new?
DG... still waiting for that food...
KB... sup
- chef -
Not much man. Any parties planned in the near future?
ReplyDeleteAnd have you been to any Suns games?
I have a few tickets for the Lakers vs Suns on the 12th, next friday...
ReplyDeleteshould be good...
I'll be sitting with 2 Lakers fans, so this will be fun...
plus my bday's the next day... so sloshie I may be...
as for parties... kinda...
my dirty 30 will be welcomed with a whimper more than a roar... just easier that way...
- chef -
Lakers/Suns game? Sweet.
ReplyDeleteAnd this will be your 30th birthday? Nice.
Yeah, celebrate in style.
I'll probably be at that game too, Chef.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteNothing much, Spurs. You?
ReplyDelete.. EV... I have tickets in the 100's, but I'll be the Mexican with the jew fro running around in the Lexus Club and Verve Lounge during halftime and after the game...
ReplyDeleteprobably heading to Majerles' after...
Not much EV, going to run some errands here in a little bit, other than that, nothing exciting.
ReplyDeleteWHO DAT WHO DAT WHOOOOOO????????
ReplyDelete.... who dat tryin' to get up in my crew...
ReplyDeleteaiyiyiyiya...
- j t $ -
- chef -
Haha my sister always used to sing that song...
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on tonight Streets?
ReplyDeletemaking some tater tot casserole and trying on a bridesmaids dress that is just not meant to be worn by those who are well-endowed in the tit-tay department... I look obese.
ReplyDeleteoh and listening to som playas club by rappin 4-tay.
ReplyDeleteTater tot casserole?
ReplyDeleteNever had that. And when is the wedding?
April 25th.
ReplyDeleteNow I am listening to some Cypress hill "rap superstar" haha which I enjoy more than rock superstar.
Tater tot casserole?
ReplyDeleteCypress Hill rocks.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's something my friend taught me to make. It's seasoned and cooked ground beef (I use turkey) mixed with cream of mushroom soup and veggies (if you want) then topped with crispy tater tots and cheese. I don't care for it much but the kids do.
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting concoction there Streets.
ReplyDeleteCypress Hill rocks indeed, back in my bad days (read 13, 14, 15) I used to sit in my friends room high, eating bologna and potato chip snadwiches and listen to Cypress hill and Primus all-day-long.
ReplyDelete13, 14, and 15?
ReplyDeleteYou were a young troublemaker huh?
Yes I was because I had bad older sisters and bad older friends but I learned pretty quickly that I wasn't really into that stuff.
ReplyDeleteOh and I had absolutely no supervision at home.. that played a big part in it too.
ReplyDeleteSo did you ever kill anyone?
ReplyDeleteUhhhh no but one time my friend smoked something she found in her older brother's room and I swear it was laced or something cause she kept fainting and hallucinating and then she turned green and we thought she was going to die. Then she threw-up in front of her mom... it is forever known as the "ravioli incident". Wop knows this girl, his sister and her and I were friends.
ReplyDeleteNice. So what happened? Did her mom take her to the emergency room or what? I mean, did you tell her what happened?
ReplyDeleteShe pretty much knew what happened, I am pretty sure she just took her home to sleep it off. That same girl was constantly getting into trouble with me, one time she got drunk on vermouth and fell in her pool in January, another time we got caught shoplifting cigarettes (neither of us even smoked?) wahaha. It wasn't so much that I was a bad influence it was that we were bad together.
ReplyDeleteSo did you ever do a 3some?
ReplyDeleteHELL NO!
ReplyDeleteI mean don't get me wrong she is totally hot now but we were not having any kind of sex at that point. Drugs, yes. Sex, no.
ReplyDeleteWhy not?
ReplyDeleteCause we were good bad girls.
ReplyDeleteBoring. I wish I would have known the both of you. You would have been earning some money.
ReplyDeleteFor the record Wop's siter did not do any of that stuff with us, she was a good-good girl.
ReplyDeletesister.. not siter
ReplyDeleteNobody cares about his sister.
ReplyDeleteThere was this radio DJ who was trying to sleep with all us underage girls but neither of us gave him the time of day.
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't like DG or kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteCool.
How old was this perv DJ?
mid 20's or so
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty sick. So how did you run into DJ Chester?
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine used to call the radio station and he would always keep her on the line, eventually he ended up hanging out with her and eventually us.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha Kid Corona?
ReplyDeleteNo. Just thought that was funny.
ReplyDeleteDid he offer to make you a star Streets?
ReplyDeleteSo how is your mouth feeling Streets? You able to swallow now?
ReplyDeleteHe did not offer to make me a star Spurs. I can swallow, I even ate a chile relleno today (I was stoked!)
ReplyDeleteElfie Pancake ass in the house!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on being able to swallow now Skeets. At least you can serve some purpose now.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew?
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs. Got to get to bed early tonight
ReplyDeletehas anyone seen capitalism: a love story?
ReplyDeleteWhy's that? What do you have planned for tomorrow? Early start on helping save humanity?
ReplyDeleteAre you flying out early to go to Haiti and help rebuild?
You mean that movie by that Fat Capitalist Pig Michael Moore?
ReplyDeleteNope, haven't seen it.
$5 says I gag her with my monster load........
ReplyDeleteYou want to gag Streets?
ReplyDeleteLMAO@ that left wing mofo! Don't get me started
ReplyDeleteHe's just a fat fucking waste of oxygen. He's almost as bad as Al Gore. That's another guy I'd like to see die.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it was nice to see Ted "Cheers" Kennedy bite the dust, but a few more need to go.
You know, I really think if people were to go out and shoot a politician or two in the face, a sense of "Oh fuck, we better start doing something right" would come over them.
ReplyDeleteEasy Spurs, Michael Moore stirs my gravy, tosses my salad.
ReplyDeleteYou are another loser Penn. You fucking pussy. Why don't you take your camera and your boat and go down to New Orleans five days after the next hurricane in one foot of water and act like you are doing something good.
ReplyDeletePaleease tell me you are not blocking my comments!
ReplyDeleteNo, they are appearing Drew. The comments have been fucking up lately. They are up here though.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't block comments, that's lame.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Johnny Depp trying to free rapist
ReplyDeleteim not really concerned about moore but i am concerned about the vampire fucks on wall street that take out of your wallet and put that money straight into theirs.
ReplyDeleteDrew, you referring to Polanski?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, you have a point there, but I'd rather live in a capitalist society than anything else.
no spurs, drew is referring to some other con that depp is trying to free.
ReplyDeleteAll due respect, I like Vampires and I'm a huge fan of the movie Wall Street. We can agree to disagree on this point.
ReplyDeleteWell Anonymous, that wouldn't be surprising, but I'm pretty sure it's Roman "it's not rape rape" Polanski.
ReplyDeletespurs, living in a capitalist society isnt what it seems.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your thoughts Grifter.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, what do you recommend?
it all started with ronald regan.
ReplyDeletesocialism. its not as bad as what people think. its not communism.
ReplyDeleteWoopie and the rest of those dykes from the view? Don't forget That Scientology fruit cake that hopped all over Opra's couch, def a scumbag as well.
ReplyDeleteMission Impossible sucks major greg!
"Don't forget That Scientology fruit cake that hopped all over Opra's couch"
ReplyDeleteIndeed, that fairy is annoying.
It's a travesty that these left wing liberals alienate there careers with there political beliefs.
ReplyDeleteWell Drew, a lot of people like it, that's the thing.
ReplyDeletedrew, im talking about the banks running the country....not used cell phones kiosks. its not about you, its about REAL firms and companies.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you define as socialism?
That's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeletebesides, why would you want to bail out a PRIVATE firm with your money? they had the chance to sink or swim, so why not let them sink if they couldnt cut the mustard? why is it up to you to make sure they dont go under? youre not a shareholder or a ceo. so why does goldman-sachs or aig get our money?
ReplyDeletehttp://dictionary.reference.com/browse/socialism
ReplyDeleteI agree with you there. The government should have just bit the bullet and said, "Fuck it, you sink." I mean Airlines, banks, auto industry, insurance industry, everything.
ReplyDeleteI mean, bailing those fucking losers out just delayed the inevitable.
spurs, with socialism everybody owns a piece of the pie and everyone profits or loses.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you there. The government should have just bit the bullet and said, "Fuck it, you sink." I mean Airlines, banks, auto industry, insurance industry, everything.
ReplyDeleteI mean, bailing those fucking losers out just delayed the inevitable.
I don't necessarily live my life according to my political and or religious beliefs, that is proven. With that said, I am certainly not a political or religious head i.e., Priest, Pastor, President, Senator etc...........
ReplyDeletebasically, its the way democracy should be.
ReplyDeleteBeing a politician would be a ticket to retire. Talk about being set for life.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad CBT isn't around. You wouldn't have even had to link to anything.
Ford Motors was the only company that refused bail out money. I bought stock at the average of $2 to $3 a share. Not a lot, I have close to 3,000 shares
ReplyDeleteno...being a ceo of a bank is the ticket to retire. they make millions of dollars. i mean millions. some hedgefund manager got arrested for insider trading a few months back and it was reported that he had made 4 million dollars in the course of one hour. think about that spurs, 4 million dollars in one hour. and it was all illegal. also, what about madoff?
ReplyDeletedrew, if you were really smart you would have bought in google before they split the stock or you would have bought gold when it was under 1000 an ounce.
ReplyDeleteThat was smart Drew.
ReplyDeleteYou have a great point there. And that Madoff story was crazy. I mean, the SEC had their heads in the sand as far as that bozo was concerned.
ReplyDelete