
When Paul Fischer checked his bank account Friday night, he had a happy surprise. His balance had exploded to $88,888,888,888.88. A very lucky number indeed, and close to $89 billion.
Of course, the balance was a technical error by SunTrust Bank, which quickly fixed the problem. It also may have occurred in other accounts.
"You say, 'Eighty-eight billion, what can I do with that?'" said Mr. Fischer, who owns a jewelry concessionaire for Florida theme parks. "Maybe a handful of us could have brought down SunTrust Bank."
Mr. Fischer had other ideas as well. Before the problem was fixed, he asked a SunTrust rep if he could move the money to an interest-bearing account until it was reclaimed and donate the interest to charity. Total interest: more than $7.3 million.
The bank said no.
The money was stripped out of his account by Saturday morning.
"It's all gone. I'm poor again," he said. "I was a billionaire for five hours."
Mr. Fischer seems a little bitter about the whole deal with the "brought down SunTrust Bank" doesn't he?
I'm assuming the charity he was going to donate it to was going to be his wallet.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I was thinking. So what did you do Skeets?
ReplyDeletedo *today*
ReplyDeleteElfie said she would help children if she had a lot of money... I want to help women in Afghanistan and Iraq, because I think the way they live and are treated is horrible, especially the widows with children. The widows can't make money so they beg, and the people look down on beggars..
ReplyDeleteI watched a show about a beggar and the people spit on her all day while say asks for money to feed her family.. it was so sad
When you find that out, you close your damn account and head for Mexico!! :)
ReplyDeleteThat is sad Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteSo Skeets, what did you do today?
ReplyDeleteHelped my son with a ton of homework this morning and then slept for a good portion of the day... My daughter is still sleeping, we all have a cold.
ReplyDeleteA cold? That sucks. Maybe McGwire should bring you over some soup or something.
ReplyDeleteI am curious what my cat does outside and where it goes... I would like to put a camera on it to see, like a kitty cam
ReplyDeleteThat actually might be pretty cool Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat probably would be cool. I'm betting kitty is out killin' shit, though.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDeleteYou bring some more weak insults with you?
ReplyDeleteMy ex wife and I had this little black cat named Alex. He was a fucking ninja cat. He was always bringin' birds and various other varmints he'd killed home, like he was bringing us presents.
ReplyDeletecats lead double lives... my freinds cat came home with a tag and collar that didnt belong to him. SHe found out he has been regularly hanging out in no less than 2 other homes in her neighborhood haha, he's a player.
ReplyDeleteMy insults are no weaker than yours, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteMy cat used to bring home stuff too.. onceshe dropped a live lizard in teh laundry basket and another time she let a wounded but alive little bird loose in my house, that was fun.
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
ReplyDeleteYour friend's cat sounds like you.
Whatever you say CBT.
ReplyDeleteIf my cat cheated on me like that.. it would hurt my feelings..
ReplyDeleteMy cat does enjoy hunting mice and rabbits though..
Actually Spurs, I like you so it's hard to rip on you and you strike me as kinda fragile.
ReplyDeleteI can rip on Drew because of the car biz connection and that he and I were pretty much the same type of sales guy. You were too sympathetic to the customers. That's what's weak.
Sounds like me? I just hang out at my own house... I have no reason to stray.
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor once kept my cat for 2 weeks before realizing it was mine and bringing it back down to me... she was all spooky afterwards, I'm not sure what they did to her up there.
Yeah, I'm like a little egg. Some clown from Arkansas really hurts my self esteem.
ReplyDeleteAnd I admit, I didn't like when someone drove off the lot ass buried, not being able to get out of the sled until 6 months before being paid off. At first I was fine with it, but after awhile I wasn't.
You notice I never rip on Elfie. I like her, I admire her spunky nature and how she does whatever she has to for her kids. Of course her bein' 4'9" and hot as hell doesn't hurt any either.
ReplyDeleteYou are just a great man CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your "fiancee" probably thinks so too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not 4'9" dang it!
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'2 1/2"!!!!!!!!
They probably did something freaky with the cat Skeets.
ReplyDelete"I'm sure your "fiancee" probably thinks so too."
ReplyDeleteYeah. That's gonna become problematic shortly.
Freaky? You're the freak for thinkin that Sours. I thought they got the cat high A LOT. My poor kitty.
ReplyDeleteDo you talk to her much CBT?
ReplyDeletePretty much every day.
ReplyDeleteI think they mean both Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSkeets, if that cat had a few brain cells killed it's not a bad thing. The cat was probably fortunate enough to forget it was living with you.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, tyically it's bad financing (i.e. higher payments than they should actually have), and then some people would buy cars that you just knew didn't hold resale value and they were ass buried in it as soon as they drove off the lot.
ReplyDeleteHere's the thing though... yeah it's shaddy to sell someone a car they probably cannot afford but it's the consumer's fault if they don't read all their terms and don't budget what they can afford.
ReplyDeletedoes that only happen with used cars?
ReplyDeleteHere's my issue. The fiancee is really flighty. She got engaged to her ex, dumped him for me, she's changed her major in school twice since I've known her, then dropped out of college to go to estitician school. She's never gonna be happy living here and I have too much tied up here to move to Augusta. Flo may be a temp, she may not be, don't know yet. Flo has a good head on her shoulders for her age, too.
ReplyDeleteWell, used cars are way easier to make money off Astrid. Especially if someone has a trade-in and you lowball the shit out of them on the price. And it helps if they have great credit.
ReplyDeleteCBT.. I really can't imagine you relate much to a girl that much younger than you.
ReplyDeleteI bought one car in my life... I don't remember what the payments were, around 300 a month.. I could afford it, it's paid for. I guess my salesperson wasn't an asshole.. IDK
ReplyDeleteI am just curious how scummy the business really is..
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Astrid, tyically it's bad financing (i.e. higher payments than they should actually have), and then some people would buy cars that you just knew didn't hold resale value and they were ass buried in it as soon as they drove off the lot."
Astrid, a new car loses anywhere from 30 to 50% of it's invoice price as soon as it's driven off the lot. What buries most people up is carrying negative equity from their trade in over to the new vehicle. say you owe 10k on a car worth 6k. You buy a new car for 20k and pile the 4k you're buried in the trade over to the new car financing. Essentially you have financed 24k on a car that sold for 20k that's worth 16k a montth after you bought it.
Astrid, now Drew is the type to be able to relate to any woman.
ReplyDeletelol... what do you mean by that spurs?
ReplyDeleteWell, can't you tell how smooth he is?
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDelete"CBT.. I really can't imagine you relate much to a girl that much younger than you."
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I've been dating girls in their early 20's for 5 years or so now and my ex wife is ten years younger than me. I don't hang out with people my own age, my running buddies are all early 30's. I relate to them quite well. I let them think they're introducing me to "new" music and movies, stuff like that. Thank God neither of the last two thought "Twilight" was worth a shit. One thing I've discovered is that a lot of that age group are really into "classic rock" ie the shit that popular when I was in high school. Most of the girls I've dated haven't been vapid airheads either, mostly college students and mostly modern day hippie chicks, or they think they are anyway. I introduce them to good literature (they go wild over Vonnegut and Heller) real restaurants. Relating after that isn't that hard.
"I am just curious how scummy the business really is."
ReplyDeleteIt's not really scummy, just occasionally "ethicly challenged".
Drew, didn't you mean you need someone to help you carry your belly?
ReplyDelete"I introduce them to good literature (they go wild over Vonnegut and Heller) real restaurants. Relating after that isn't that hard."
ReplyDeleteGive me a break.
Yea.. Well, I'll introduce you to great literature when I am done writing my novel and it's on NY Bestsellers List
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of novel would you like to write?
ReplyDeleteTimberFake (Chris) has a good point, If CBT and Spurs fist each other in the ass, does that make them gay?
ReplyDeleteSlaughterhouse five!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty sure that is required national highschool reading.
ReplyDeleteIt's my auto biography... It's going to be like Joe the Plumber's Book but sell more than Sarah Palin's.
ReplyDeleteIt will have lots of soccer, zombies, and cats in it.. but since Astrid the Accountant isn't so catchy, I am still working on the title ya know
That was a great one Drew.
ReplyDeleteAstrid:
ReplyDeleteAutobiography? Do you think you can find a publisher willing to only publish five copies?
"Listen, Billy Pilgrim became unstuck in time..."
ReplyDeleteElfie, I usually give them "God Bless You Mr. Rosewater" first.
Kinkos will publish as many as I order..
ReplyDeleteSection 8 Elfie is here.......
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs, you cash any good checks lately?
ReplyDeleteI know Country Joe and the Fish... I think that is obscure.. You know them CBT?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean CBT?
ReplyDeleteI do Astrid, and yeah they're pretty obscure.
ReplyDeleteI know a lot of old hippies...
ReplyDeleteOne of the girls I used to date said, "Guys your age always have the best weed".
ReplyDeleteSpurs, like a check from a major Internet entity? That's some funny shit.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, were you born in the States?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Drew just doesn't know how to keep his Snitch Bitch mouth shut. That's why I never like to talk to that guy about anything.
ReplyDeleteKasey, Roy, give me a hand. I can't lift heavy things since my back has been bothering me.......
ReplyDeleteAnother book I introduce them to is "Folls Die" by Mario Puzo. Everybody knows he wrote "The Godfather", but "Fools Die" is probably his best work.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you see that Bogut fall?
ReplyDelete*"Fools Die"*,
ReplyDeleteAlec,
ReplyDeleteYour back is bothering you because you are carrying an extra 75 pounds. Try doing some excercising sometime.
No EV, I didn't see that.
ReplyDeleteAnd damn, I see the Suns lost.
ReplyDeleteDrew LMAO must take you a long time. That's a lot of ass to laugh off.
ReplyDeleteBut so did the Mavericks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Suns lost. Bucks played a great game.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Bogut landed hard and awkward. One of the worst I've seen in a while, looks like he may have broke something. Of course, Amare was assessed with a bullshit flagrant for it. But it looked really bad.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bogut is out for the season.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks for the Bucks.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to EVSFSPN. Thanks for runnin' the ladies off, guys.
ReplyDeleteOkay CBT, your womanizing ways are really a hit I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteAs if you had a crowd going, old man.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop arguing with everyone today!!!!!!!!! Why am I so angry?
ReplyDeleteWho are you arguing with Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI was born in America..
ReplyDeleteMaguire, my best friend, my mom, my kids... hmmm everyone I have come into contact with today.
ReplyDeleteCourse the kids thinkg is cause I've instituted a no tv weekend... they don't seem to like that much.
Drew's drunk?
ReplyDeleteNo way. At least his arms will get a workout lifting his beers.
I'm going to drink a chelada in a little bit
ReplyDeleteCBT you don't like the subject when the women are talking soccer or twilight though
ReplyDeleteI have Pinot Noir... maybe I should drink it while I dye eggs...
ReplyDeleteD wade went for like 40 tonight. You know spurs if the D wade stay's,, and the Heat could pick up a solid Center.. Heat could make it to the finals.
ReplyDeleteOh and What up
CBT needs to write some of his rants. That really stirs and excites the people.
ReplyDeleteand I have never had a chelada, but I know Elfie really likes them..
ReplyDeleteJust scrolling through.. CBT on and on with his Bullshit stories again I see.. Shocker
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Anonymous? And as far as the Heat making the finals even if they get Stoudemire? Probably isn't going to happen.
ReplyDeleteOr if they get Boozer. That's not enough.
ReplyDeleteI don't drink beer usually but I really like cheladas.
ReplyDeleteMaybe CBT could write a book and Fat Drew could be his Agent. I think they could really rival the wannabe entourage gang Ari and Nik
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea. CBT could hard sell the clubs over the phone. I mean, he kills people over the phone, how hard would it be to put some manager together?
ReplyDeleteGo with the Pinot Noir, Astrid.
ReplyDeleteElfie, what the hell is a Chelada? I know it's a drink, but sounds like a new menu item at Taco Bell.
I think Boozer and Wade would play well together. Stoudemire's to much of a look at me kind of player or whatever. If the Sun's couldn't win when they were stacked.. Then nobody can with with that guy on there team
ReplyDeleteI like bloody mary's but I heard that it has clam broth? What is clam broth? I am a little nervous to try it..
ReplyDeleteAnd they could just tell Drew he gets a $100 of booze, and he'd pay the $500 flight to the club.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Stoudemire doesn't seem like the leader. But with Wade there he wouldn't be. I still don't think they would win a championship.
ReplyDeleteDrew would be all over that deal.
ReplyDeletethat was good spurs..
ReplyDeleteDrew would pay to show up to a club and be able act like he's a big deal. His face on a flyer is his dream.
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, clam broth is what you get when you make soup outta clams.
ReplyDeleteAnd alcohol mixed with shell fish soup sounds nasty.
ReplyDeleteCBT, it's actually called Michelada, it's beer with clamato and lemon. Budweiser makes a canned version of it but it can be easily made.
ReplyDeleteClamato has clam broth in it Astrid, you can use regualr old V8 instead if the calm juice creeps you out.
Drew would pay to show up to a club and be able act like he's a big deal. His face on a flyer is his dream.
ReplyDelete.... kind of like Spencer Pratt.. but not as desperate and single
D Wade,, Beasley,, Boozer.. they would run the show. Maybe pick up Manu,, haha
ReplyDeleteWhere did Drew go? Did he pass out?
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine drinks Mich Ultra mixed with V8. Brrrrr! I like V8, I like beer, but not together.
ReplyDeleteI would try it with v8... clams are gross
ReplyDeleteDrew would demand a stretch Hummer and bottle service for appearance's.
ReplyDeleteGet the spicy V* and add some lemon juice. SO good.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I think Drew's sleeping like a great dead porcine creature right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd Drew would walk into the club with a bluetooth in his ear, acting like he's all important. With his phone clipped to his belt, cigar in mouth, sporting his khakis and "I know Nik Richie" shirt.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, were you born in the States?
ReplyDelete*A*
ReplyDeleteDrew's bluetooth would really be the hearing aids you see on infomercials..
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I saw where you answered that earlier. Sorry I was talking to Fat Boy.
ReplyDeleteHe'd walk in, take about ten shot and try to sneak in the womens' restroom so he could set up shop in a stall.
ReplyDeleteCBT.. I already said.. I was born in America
ReplyDelete*shots*
ReplyDeleteOne of the managers at a Toyota store always had his bluetooth on. We called him R2D2.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, how did you develop a taste for soccer and "Twilight".
ReplyDeleteI don't really like Twilight that much.. and I lived in Europe and I liked soccer, but I wasn't born there
ReplyDeleteAll chicks love Twilight. It's huge in America too.. "news flash"....
ReplyDelete"Twilight" hasn't gone over that well around here. I guess there aren't any redneck Goth kids.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Twilight and have absolutely no desire to.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good thing CBT.
ReplyDeletecbt did you take acid when you were young??
ReplyDeleteI won't read the books but i watched the movies out of curiosity... i wanted to see what was so great about the series
ReplyDeleteGoth is so 2001.. it's called emo now. Get with it
ReplyDeletehas anybody here dropped a lot of acid"
ReplyDeleteI know spurs likes to smoke..
I've never done acid.. but I am listen to Country Joe and the Fish, and it these guys probably did a lot
Nope, never done acid.
ReplyDeletei am tired... to hell with these easter eggs.. i am going to bed
ReplyDeleteAstrid do you mean the band Phish? Very "heady" and yes you should probably drop some acid if that's the band you're going to see.
ReplyDeleteGood night Astrid, thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteNo.. Anon..
ReplyDeleteIt's Country Joe and The Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3w3v_DsPXQ&feature=related
I know some old hippies and they love this music..
I like how the music is bluesy...
ReplyDeleteEveryone in my house is sleeping but meeeeeeeeee, it's early for a weekend.
ReplyDeleteChelada time...
CBT said: "She's never gonna be happy living here and I have too much tied up here to move to Augusta."
ReplyDeletetoo much tied up? Like what? two smelly dogs, one cow, and one goat with a prolapsed vagina? I think it's ok to untie them.
I can't wait for Obama to quarantine baxter county and sterilize all of you.
Good night.
What's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteI hate you, CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm vry tired and going to bed, spurs. night night
ReplyDeleteGood night Giraffe. I'm glad you stopped by to rip on CBT.
ReplyDeleteyou won't believe the night i had last night . I had to go to my neighbor at 3am to use the phone because i was locked out. his russian mail order bride answered teh door and asked who the fuck i was. and I said i'm just josephs neighbor tell him I'm here and i need to use the phone. And joseph comes out, and she fucking punches him right in the face.
ReplyDeleteok good night, there is much more to story, but i am far too tired.
ReplyDeletenighty night
Damn, she punched him? That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteAnd you got to see it? Lucky.
ReplyDeleteThat was an awesome story.
ReplyDeleteBeing facetious Skeets?
ReplyDeleteno totally serious... I enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteWell, nevermind then.
ReplyDeleteYeah nevermind Sours. I drank one chelada and now I'm floating.... la la la la la
ReplyDeleteSo you feel good huh?
ReplyDeletePretty good. I'm thinking I should watch a movie... what should I watch?
ReplyDeleteYes Astrid, I've done acid and not just when I was young. I did some a couple of years ago. I've also eaten a lot of shrooms in the past couple of years.
ReplyDeleteI'm also sure my dogs smell better than RQ and she's the one with the collapsed vagina. Actually RQ's vagina has probably grown shut from lack of interest.
I need to grow some weed this year.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of movie do you want to see Skeets?
ReplyDeleteYou should grow weed CBT. You have enough land to hide it and it seems you are butt buddies with the law around there.
ReplyDeleteWelll I don't I'm thinking of watching he's got game... that one is always good.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie choices do you have?
ReplyDeleteI cant list them all but I have some good ones...
ReplyDeleteWell, have you made a choice?
ReplyDeleteNo! I'm reading some disturbing webiste about pedophiles.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you want to read that?
ReplyDeleteI was reading this other site called parentsbehavingbadly and there was a link to this other site that is like a wiki page containing info on pedofiles who post to pro-pedo websites, fucking disgusting! Some of them have their addresses and emails
ReplyDeleteDamn Skeets, now you gave Drew and CBT an opportunity to find other pesos and creeps and exchange pics and info.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYeah... now thats an idea! Haha my mom always says that and my bro in law has a stand up act that talks all about it. OMG it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHe has a stand up act about pesos?
ReplyDeleteNo about my crazy mom... dude, follow me here.
ReplyDeleteanyway this is the pedo site.
ReplyDeletehttp://wikisposure.com/Main_Page
I think some have phone numbers even.
That does sound hilarious!
ReplyDeleteshut up Sours.
ReplyDeleteI bet kinkyb!tch's ex is on there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I couldn't even imagine how funny that act is. Comedic gold.
ReplyDeleteRQ's story is funny.... the mail order bride must have thought RQ was his other girlfriend..
ReplyDeleteShe is lucky the bride didn't punch her in the face instead..
and happy easter everybody!
I had no idea it was Easter until about 10 minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you as well Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteNice to walk right into comment 200, nice little Easter present.
ReplyDeleteNothing much, Spurs. And yeah, I saw 200 coming up, btu figured I'd leave it for whoever.
ReplyDeleteAnd it took my comment about half an hour to show up.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that sucks. Sorry about that man. I see they've finally fixed the number count. So I give them that.
ReplyDeleteNo biggie, first time it's taken that long. Anyway, now that I know it's Easter, an Easter joint may be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteSounds good.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Bogut broke his hand and has a dislocated shoulder, probably out for the rest of the season.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up guys?
ReplyDeleteI did end up seeing that EV, that was gruesome.
ReplyDelete