Thursday, April 29, 2010

Don't worry Arizona. Shakira is in town to save the day.


Pop star Shakira is expected to lend her celebrity to the fight against Arizona's new immigration law.

Sources said the Latina entertainer, perhaps best known for her hit song "Hips Don't Lie," is scheduled to meet with Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and other city officials at 3 p.m. today at City Hall to discuss the law.

Vice Mayor Michael Nowakowski, the council's only Hispanic, said he will then escort Shakira to various sites around Phoenix to meet with children and families who could be impacted by the law, which makes it a state crime to be in the country illegally.

Finally, Shakira, a Colombia native, will visit the state Capitol, where protesters have been camped out since Gov. Jan Brewer signed the legislation into law on Friday.

"Shakira supports the mayor and likes his message about the bill," said Gordon Chief of Staff Debra Stark, who has been arranging the visit.

Gee, at first I thought the law was a great idea, but now that some dipshit whore Colombian thinks it's a bad move, I guess I'll change my mind.

104 comments:

  1. while shes at it maybe she can be in some of that famous coke? maybe she can convince them to legalize it too? shes such a peacemaker. that fucking bitch.


    p.s.
    i wanna fuck her.

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  2. Maybe she can smuggle the blow in her cooch and you can go find it.

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  3. Did you see this?

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100429/D9FCDCN00.html

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  4. I don't think it's cool they were shot at.

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  5. turns out they were not the targets. some people were in 2 separate cars shooting at each other. and it was in front of the home depot. of course it happened in glen-tucky (glendale).

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  6. They weren't shot at, they are just making shit up. I don't get it. Arizona is doing what they are supposed to do, and people are pissed off. If you come into this country illegaly you should be sent the f*ck back where you are from. If it were up to me, I'd build a wall like they have in China accross the entire border and put gaurds up top with rifles that fire bean bags and make a game out of it. Why not have fun?

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  7. Of course when I run for govenor of Texas Spurs, I'll kindly ask you to remove that remark from your site.

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  8. What remark? And you are planning on running for governor? Sweet. Don't forget the little people.

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  9. I could never run for any office, I have to much dirt they can pull up on me.

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  10. there are pockets of ghetto. but the northern part is really decent.

    2d4u, thank you. thats what i have been saying before this bill was even brought up. its like saying, why do you lock your doors? people are supposed to be allowed to break into your house...and fucking live there if they want.

    the opposing 'logic' to this bill makes no sense.

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  11. 'I could never run for any office, I have to much dirt they can pull up on me'

    Yeah, I'd be disqualified in about ten minutes.

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  12. Al Sharpton is a joke. He is useless and is nothing but an attention whore.

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  13. he needs to go find fake rape victims to defend.

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  14. remember when him and jesse jackson did that million man march? what a joke that was.

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  15. 'he needs to go find fake rape victims to defend.'

    Yep. Or a Jew store to burn down.

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  16. Is this a recent photo? She's not as bangin' as I remember.

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  17. i remember jj calling new york city 'hymie town'. i really dont get it with the blacks, they can say whatever they want about any race they want but if you dont hand over your wallet and watch then youre racist.

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  18. I'm not sure EV. She was hot as hell in the Hips Don't Lie video.

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  19. age is catching up with her and she can swivel her hips for so long before she wears down the cartilage between her vertebrae.

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  20. Yeah, that "hymie town" comment wasn't racist at all.

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  21. I think they would prefer to be called Kaffers.

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  22. See, you can use it and they won't even know what you are saying. :) Only Africans will.

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  23. LOL funny you ask. I'm hung over and the ladies at my office think I'm on appointments. Guess I need to get up and out so I can at least act like I'm working.

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  24. I figured with the hangover you were still at home.

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  25. I need to get to work, have a good one!

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  26. Spurs where is the funny video you had up here where the guy picks up the day laborers and drops them off at the INS building? I got to see that again. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

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  27. It was on the comments Q. I don't remember where the video was at. I'm sure someone who reads your comment might remember.

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  28. Here it is:

    http://www.spike.com/video/amazing-racist/2677619

    I think that guy pulls pranks on every race though.

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  29. that needs to be done in phx.

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  30. I thought that was a little messed up. I don't have a problem with those who come over to work, but the deadbeats and felons fuck it up for them, so the only choice is everyone has to go.

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  31. did you see the one where he goes and fucks with the blacks?

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  32. the first time i saw it i laughed so hard i almost threw up.

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  33. Here it is:

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/163402/amazing_racist/

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  34. looks like we already got 2 lawsuits filed against us.

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/azelections/articles/2010/04/29/20100429arizona-immigration-lawsuit29-ON.html

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  35. Yeah, I think that law might be struck down. We'll see.

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  36. The thing that sucks most about this DUI is having a suspended license for 90 days.

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  37. So they suspend it automatically, or is that after you go to court?

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  38. I'm pretty sure it's automatically. Doesn't seem logical that they'd arrest you for DUI and allow you to cruise around 15 hours later.

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  39. Then again, it's all just revenue.

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  40. You really need to try to fight that EV.

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  41. Yeah, I guess the blood test kind of puts a cramp in fighting it. Still can't believe they'd arrest you for that.

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  42. i have a friend whos trying to fight his 2nd dui. he was under the influence of prescribed meds. but he took more than what he should have and was impaired. his first conviction got him a suspended drivers license for a year, 10 days in jail, community service, and drug/alcohol counseling. then of course the fines and shit.

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  43. Does Texas not have a drug DUI policy?

    It wouldn't be so bad if it were used to get people heavily impaired but not necessarily drunk. Of course, when you leave it up to the cops discretion, you end up getting people passing sobriety tests with no trouble yet still getting arrested. And you wonder why I'm against an immigration law that yields only to the officers discretion. You give them an inch and they take a mile.

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  44. they really nailed his ass on the first one. if he loses the second one....hes fucked 7 ways to sunday.

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  45. I've been pulled over high as a kite and the cop didn't arrest me.

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  46. Maybe he didn't know though. I wasn't knocking off or anything.

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  47. Anonymous, what's he looking at for the second one?

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  48. hey, if you cant face the consequences then dont fuck up. laws are there for a reason.

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  49. Spurs, this cop didn't know shit. He just smelled it, and that's really all it takes. Hell, a pot-affiliated sticker on the back of your car is really all it takes. They just label it "gang related graffiti" and move in. True story.

    When they were processing me a cop pulled me aside so he could show a rook how to detect pot influence with a field sobriety test. After a couple of attempts to get my eyes to dilate in steps (which, according to him is a sure sign your high) he tried a different one but failed to get the reaction he wanted out of my eyes. Finally, he holds a pen next to my left eye and pulls it away.

    "You see how his eye shifted to the left just a bit? That's what your looking for. That means they're high."

    Sure it does, Buford. Then he went all reefer madness on me, explaining how you become brain dead if you smoke until you're older.

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  50. I don't think this guy had argued against pot with anyone besides a police officer or a 5-year-old. A mindset which may not always be mutually exclusive.

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  51. Eazy, I got a DUI in Conroe Texas, (real shithole) and it cost me $11,000, and was a pain in the ass to deal with. Got it dropped, but lesson learned.

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  52. That is a shithole town. At least you got it dropped.

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  53. How did they get it dropped? I know money helps, but did you take a breathalyzer?

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  54. No, I didn't take any test. I admitted I had been drinking but refused to blow. They suspended my license, but when we got the video it showed my car was parked and my doors were open when the cops pulled up, so technically I wasn't moving, even though my keys were in the ignition. That alone is what made them drop it.

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  55. I used to love Shaki... back in the day when yo hablo espanol y comio frioles para desayuno, almuerzo y cena.

    This is my favorite Shakira song, the meaning of the lyrics are beautiful.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k&a=_Wx13Yqnsf4&playnext_from=ML

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  56. What's up Skeets? How are your bosses today?

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  57. I like how he was calling everyone Tyrone.

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  58. Assholes as usual. My dog is really sick too, despite being immuninized and taken not out of my house or yard for at about a month he caught parvo. I cried most of the day yesterday and my bosses couldnt have cared less.

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  59. Pricks. You think your dog will be all right?

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  60. He's in doggie ICU right now, he looks better today then yesterday so hopefully he will pull through. He is the million dollar puppy, I'll tell you what.

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  61. This is a good Shaki song too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8fopINRik&feature=related

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  62. He's 8 months Sours, still a puppy but pretty much full grown. He's the cutest thing too... but totally spastic all the time. That was the first sign something was wrong, he was being SO calm.

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  63. Well, he's young Skeets, he should be all right.

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  64. Did they detain you for not taking the test? From what I gathered, the blood test was 'optional' but they get it from you one way or another. The latter is just a longer wait for you.

    Anyway, the cop didn't take my papers. So looks like I'll be smoking a joint in a little bit.

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  65. http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/29/pretty-wild-star-tess-taylor-nude-pictures-cease-desist-burglar-bunch-bong-lawsuit-nik-richie/


    Spurs - Parvo is like doggy aids, its tough to come out of, but not impossible.

    I had a "Magic Johnson" rotty live 10years after parvo when i was a kid

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  66. Probably a good thing I decided to not use pipes anymore a few days ago, huh? That would have added a paraphernalia charge.

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  67. I figure I'll have to quit for like six months if they put me on TASC. Might as well partake now while I'm waiting for court papers.

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  68. Nice description of your dog Wopness. That was funny.

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  69. Yeah I guess his body tried to fight it off for a few days before he really got sick, he had not been himself for a 3 or 4 days before the vomiting started and I just thought he was being good cause I have been more strict on him when he barks and stuff by putting him outside anytime he did it... but he was really just getting sick. I feel really bad that I didn't recognize it. Since he did have his immunizations he has a better chance of pulling through because even though he didnt have complete immunity he should have some resistance to the disease. Plus he is an older puppy (most puppies that die are 16 wks or younger) and cocker spaniels have a lower incidence of death from parvo than other breeds.

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  70. I'm really craving some fried fish and malt vinegar... yum.

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  71. It's the baby's fault haha

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  72. "Elfie said...

    I'm really craving some fried fish and malt vinegar... yum. "

    hell yeah, with lemon and tabasco too!

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  73. "Elfie said...

    It's the baby's fault haha "

    Is it mine?

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  74. Add it to the team..

    Ive got more babies popping up lately than a CBT weekend story

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  75. What do you mean? And there's a new post bud.

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  76. You watching both the games tonight, Spurs?

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  77. Yes EV, but what sucks is I have something to do at 7:00, but I'll have my computer with me, and I'll check the score. I'll make it home by the second half though.

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  78. That does suck, San Antonio can wrap it up tonight. It's there, right?

    Hopefully the Suns can wrap up Portland tonight. I don't want this to go to game 7.

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  79. Yes, it's in San Antonio. And they better finish it here, I don't know if they can win in Dallas.

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  80. One last thing.

    Re Shakira; This bitch definitely qualifies for an ass lickin' in hundred degree weather.

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  81. She is hot CBT, that's for sure.

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  82. Elfie I had a dog that survived parvo. Some dogs get it bad, others not as much. But get treatment if you can. Mine was a bad case and needed lots of treatment but she's absolutely fine now. Hang in there.

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  83. That was very nice, thanks Frodo! My puppy is in the doggy ICU. I visited him before I left work today ( I work next door to the Vet's office) and he looked 100X times better. I think he's going to make it :)

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  84. Cool, you saw the comment Streets.

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