So this is the waitress CBT's seeing. Pretty much assured the comments will be better than anything I can write, so I'll just say she's better looking than I thought she'd be.
I think I need to get myself a necklace like Chief has. It has to have magical powers. Maybe put on stupid bandanna too. Hey, I think I get it now. He's like a fortune teller, and he has Flo convinced that gruesome things will happen to her unless she succumbs to his advances.
Fuckin creepy.
ReplyDeleteAnd guys that try look all bad ass in pics.... aren't.
especially when they pose with a chick that looks like his grand daughter.
Funny Frodo. It's nice you back around here man.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you mean by 'try to look all bad ass?'
ReplyDeleteDon't you think he looks tough? Like a Wrangler Man?
And good question on your name there. Lot's of things.
ReplyDeleteso cbt and chief are the same person? She is cute.. but CBT looks rough in this photo. If I saw this I would think he was her dad or grandpa.. gross
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a guy that's trying way too hard. The redneck version of a Guido.
ReplyDeleteCBT I might have to contact you to do a reality show. "Redneck Trout Real Life Adventures"
Astrid, you are thinking of CHEF. I call CBT Chief because he's part Indian.
ReplyDeletethat sounds more exciting that Nik's reality show..
ReplyDeleteActually, I think I'm going to call him Cleo Bear, being his Indian name was Bullshit Bear or Old Bear or something like that.
ReplyDeleteWhy is CBT wearing that bandanna.. in the north only gangstas and bikers are allowed to wear those
ReplyDeleteHopefully the Hell's Angels will comment Astrid. You weren't here when they were around.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Nik, that little hobbit, I know several people that know him and interact with him on a fairly regular basis. They all hate that wannabe fuck.
ReplyDeleteWell Frodo, Nik kind of got ripped up this week.
ReplyDeleteSo what have you been up to man?
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. when I am in Europe will you make an appearance and hang out in Amsterdam for a weekend?
ReplyDeleteSure, I'll call my pilot tomorrow and schedule a flight. What weekend is good?
ReplyDeleteHey all. Did the family thing this weekend even went back to church. Feeling pretty good about that and going to bed early. Rethinking my grift these days
ReplyDeleteLOL@Drew
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew?
ReplyDeleteNo one noticed his mood ring??
ReplyDeleteI really don't have anything bad to say....
hell, if he can really pull 20 something year old tail then the more power to him.....
I saw his cute little ring. And yeah, if he can get 20 year olds, I agree, more power to him.
ReplyDeleteYep, up 3-1 now.
ReplyDeleteNice.
I thought the Mavs were gonna win in the 3rd Q but noooooooo.......
ReplyDeleteWhy does it only show my chest in the Avatar? WTF
ReplyDeleteNope, they choked. Losing to a 7 seed must hurt. But I think the way the Spurs are playing, they can beat L.A. as well.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
ReplyDeleteOh, I see now. Yeah, interesting how it cut it off at your chest.
ReplyDeleteIt shows Pammy's naked pic...
ReplyDeleteTry another photo. I don't know why it's cutting it off.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to "Lispy the creeper" lol what a funny name
ReplyDelete:Pixie Queef:?
ReplyDeleteHe moved on from thedirty and is in Vegas I think.
ReplyDeleteI think (|)Pixie(|) is in Medical School.
ReplyDeleteThat is probably one of his grandkids in the pic. It's not a I'm dating you stand. It's more like a 'honey, take a pic with your Grandpa.'
ReplyDeleteYou think so DG?
ReplyDeleteAnd check this out:
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/04/nik_richies_legal_problems_los.php
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ReplyDeleten
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with CBT's face? Why is it so swollen?
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty swollen. It's like he's got a balloon head.
ReplyDeleteHere is a pic of cbt without his bandana. I think the girl he is with is one of his asian hookers.
ReplyDeletehttp://img399.imageshack.us/i/lionfacedmantk2.jpg/
That's funny DG.
ReplyDeleteyou got a shout out spurs..
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. Pretty cool. I saw someone was online that was referred by them, otherwise I wouldn't have known.
ReplyDeleteI just read the new times article. Yeah, they are going to be pissed. Pretty soon there is going to be a lawyer on a commercial telling people to contact him if they were ever posted.
ReplyDeletespurs is getting famous.. did he just stumble on your site, or did you know each other before you posted that?
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, that's not going to make them happy at all.
ReplyDeleteOh no Astrid, I don't know the writer over there.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, comments don't fully load on the iPad. Have Tranny Queen buy you one so you can fix it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThe comments work on the Iphone Frodo.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like your Ipad?
do you have an ipad Frodo? I don't think I want one.. I think those things will be a flop
ReplyDeleteI do wonder how that Ipad will sell.
ReplyDeleteand that is messed up that Nik posted somebody's kid on thedirty...
ReplyDeleteThe problem is the new times gave you a shout out and now random people are going to check the site out wondering why there is a pic of an old swollen man standing with his grandaughter.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG. They linked to the article. And who knows, maybe they'll check out the rest of the site.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, it's already a massive hit. It's a game changer, you'll see.
ReplyDeleteThat is messed up he posted a kid on there. I e-mailed that reporter from the Vancouver Sun, hopefully she'll get back to me.
ReplyDeleteHow long have you had it Frodo?
ReplyDelete2 words: ozark douche.
ReplyDeletespurs, mail.
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't impressed with CBT's outfit?
ReplyDeleteGot two of them on day one, Spurs. Gonna write some apps.
ReplyDeleteDamn, two of them? And are you really going to write some apps?
ReplyDeleteMy first app is gonna be a CBT Hick translator. So even educated human beings can converse with him. I think Chris Hansen will need it when CBT is finally on To Catch a Predator.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. That should be a best seller in Arkansas.
ReplyDeletecbt looks like he just thru riding the wind on a tri-cycle. sleazy rider. oh, thanks for the birthday wishes cbt.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your birthday man?
ReplyDeleteoh, it went pretty alright. i got polluted pretty bad. slapped my old lady around, anally raped her and went to bed. typical saturday night i guess.
ReplyDeleteFun times. Did you get to blow out some candles too?
ReplyDeletei bet astrid cant wait to be my bitch....once her and i are straight.
ReplyDeleteYou think so huh?
ReplyDeleteI like how CBT is posted up at the crib donning a do-rag and dressing like he's a 25-year-old with bad taste. What would you call this look? Ozark Gangster?
ReplyDeleteI will give the old man credit, though. She's not bad looking at all. Though, I wouldn't doubt if DG's theory isn't correct.
I'd say you are correct EV. Ozark Gangster is the look he's aiming for.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, if he's banging this chick, good for him.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen The Others, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. Is it good?
ReplyDeleteI see it's with Nicole Kidman.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like The Others until the ending. It had a nice twist making up for the other hour and 15 minutes I wasted.
ReplyDeleteWhen did you see it? I saw it's been out for awhile.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to watch it. DG, it depends on what kind of movies you like.
ReplyDeleteI guess you saw the Spurs won EV?
ReplyDeleteThe movie was just hard to keep my attention. It seemed to drag.
ReplyDeleteWell, we'll see what EV thinks of it.
ReplyDeleteI saw the game, Spurs. That is one physical series going on, at least they're beating each other up. I even sat through that garbage game between Denver and Utah. I think there were more fouls called than shots made.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I thought it was a good flick. But then again, I appreciate good film making and didn't think it was a slow developing movie.
Oh, and the comments are screwed still. Just saw those pop up.
ReplyDeleteJust like Siskel and Ebert all over again.
ReplyDeleteI'm interested in seeing if they can close it out in Dallas.
Yeah, they are screwing up. At least the comment count is close to being right. So "thumbs up" to google on being close on that.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteI see your trick for making the comments show.
ReplyDeleteYep. Maybe it will be working in the morning.
ReplyDeleteMy face isn't swollen. I'm just an ugly old bastard.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I ain't any where near "up nawth".
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete2 words: ozark douche."
That was kinda the look I was going for. Thanks for noticing.
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ReplyDeleteI think...
ReplyDelete"MiSS TeXaS said...
ReplyDeleteWhy does it only show my chest in the Avatar? WTF"
I was gonna be mean and say it was because those magnificent tits are your best feature, but, while those tits are two of the seven wonders of the modern world, your eyes are truly your best feature.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteActually, I think I'm going to call him Cleo Bear, being his Indian name was Bullshit Bear or Old Bear or something like that."
Old Bear, full name Bear Awake In The Winter, was my Shaman who died not long ago of pancreatic cancer.
"And guys that try look all bad ass in pics.... aren't."
ReplyDeleteI wasn't tryin' to look "all badass". That's just how I look.
And ladies, Flo had just gotten up outta bed maybe 10 minutes before this pic was taken. I guarantee none of y'all look that good first thing in the morning.
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ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI didn't like The Others until the ending. It had a nice twist making up for the other hour and 15 minutes I wasted."
Even the ending didn't make up for the rest of that waste of celluloid.
CBT recommended flick; "The Three Burials Of Malquiades Estrada". Tommy Lee Jones and Barry Pepper.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419294/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36769422/ns/technology_and_science-space/
ReplyDeleteSteven Hawking says "aliens may pose a risk". Well, no shit. The first aliens, if there are aliens, that show up here ain't gonna be ET. They'll be like Cortes and Pizarro. Bad ass biker/Viking aliens out for conquest. That's why I don't believe there's ever been alien contact before.
What's up CBT? Yeah, I know your shaman was Old Bear.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd knock what Hawking said, but he is a genius, so maybe he knows communicating with the aliens would be a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteAnytime a more advanced civilization meets a less advanced one, it doesn't turn out well for the less advanced one. Aliens with the technology to come here well be more advanced than we are and probably pretty aggressive, too.
ReplyDeleteI think that would be cool if the aliens attacked us while I was still alive.
ReplyDeleteYou got a whole 'nother idea of "cool" than I do. That's to be expected from someone who's never seen war up close, though. Trust me, it isn't at all like a video game.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I kind of figured that CBT.
ReplyDeleteI recommend the movie The Skeleton Key
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397101/
I recommend the movie E.T., that way CBT will know why I wouldn't care if the aliens attacked us.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083866/
nice photo Spurs.. I didn't know you were a black guy
ReplyDelete.. and I liked The Others.. I liked the whole movie
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid, I am a black guy now. I transformed myself.
ReplyDeleteThe worst thing is the smell. Cordite mixed with road kill, blood and shit. Where I was, it seemed like bodies started to decay and stink almost immediately.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous was talking about some badass cousin of his who's in the Army and how war didn't bother the guy. I was like that at first. Hell, I took scalps from the first 15 kills. At some point you realize the enemy are human, too. I can see it taking longer to see that in the Mideast because of how fanatical those bastards are, though.
Spurs, the first aliens we make contact with won't look like toilet brushes with big pretty eyes.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you take scalps? Did you pretend you were an Apache?
ReplyDeleteI don't care what they look like CBT. If I feel like the aliens are coming, I'll just load up on Reese Pieces, and I'll be cool.
ReplyDelete*Reeses* Pieces
ReplyDeleteoh btw cbt, let us know when your b-day is. i will only put 'happy b-day' because theres not enough numbers on my keypad to type out how old you are.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, are you afraid of the aliens?
ReplyDeletealiens? naw man. it would be cool if they did land. i would hope they would begin to enslave/wipe out humanity.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeletedo you think that they will look like keanu reeves?
ReplyDeleteI want to see Pan's Labyrinth
ReplyDeleteI think they will look like CBT.
ReplyDeletewell, if we are gonna be attacked by ugly, then i think we would have to fight back.
ReplyDeleteCBT - Gangsta, and shawty aint lookin bad at all
ReplyDeleteMT - 6'1", but still, regardless of my height, still never MP status.
Spurs: post a link to said "shout out" please
What's up Wopness? I posted the link man:
ReplyDeletettp://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/04/nik_richies_legal_problems_los.php
anon.. wop.. are there are any good Italian movies I should see?
ReplyDeleteRocky. That's about it.
ReplyDeletethat is funny spurs.. I am thinking about foreign films though
ReplyDeleteOh. I don't know then.
ReplyDeleteGood work spurz, I checked out that phoenixtimes link.
ReplyDeleteAstrid: Commedia all' Italiana, La Dolce Vita, il Postino- those are some of the classics, not to into foreign films though
ReplyDeleteThanks Fl Anonymous. If I hadn't had help in finding it, it wouldn't have been posted.
ReplyDeleteyeah man, that was a cool shout out
ReplyDeleteThat was cool for that guy to do that.
ReplyDeleteWop... do you know a title for an Italian movie? It's about a love story set in WWII. I think a little boy goes into a concentration camp?
ReplyDeleteThe dirty's hurting for money for sure. I can't see them making any profit with the internet bully gunslinger business plan that they have. This wedding promo thing's got to be the last hail marry effort. They the company out of Nik's living room.. C'mon now.
ReplyDeleteI think I know that movie Astrid. It's called Awesome.
ReplyDelete*run*
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they will announce a reality show soon Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI still don't know how they can make an interesting reality show about running that site out of Nik's house...
ReplyDeleteI hope not.
ReplyDelete.. and there is no way Nik had 130k to pay for that ring.. I can't believe it
ReplyDeleteThe ring is either fake or on loan from the Jewlery store that they name dropped while talking about it on twitter and tmz
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteWhy did you take scalps? Did you pretend you were an Apache?"
The Apache were one of the few tribes that didn't take scalps. I was pretty intense back then, and yeah, the Indian heritage thing had a lot to do with it.
I got it.. It's called La vita e bella. Life is Beautiful. I heard that is a good movie..
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteoh btw cbt, let us know when your b-day is. i will only put 'happy b-day' because theres not enough numbers on my keypad to type out how old you are."
August 29th. I'll be 52, asshole.
I agree Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyeah astrid, heres the italian version of casa blanca. check it out.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
"Y'all know who said...
ReplyDeleteCBT - Gangsta, and shawty aint lookin bad at all"
Thanks, Wop.
I think I might have to burn my Johnny Cash t-shirt now.
ReplyDeleteBrett Michaels wants his bandana back.
August 29th. I'll be 52, asshole.
ReplyDeletewell your the same age as my pops, and Im no spring chicken
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteWop... do you know a title for an Italian movie? It's about a love story set in WWII. I think a little boy goes into a concentration camp?"
"Life Is Beautiful", I think. Starring and directed by Roberto Benigni.
anon I found some girlfriend material for you.. once you get that tattoo
ReplyDeletehttp://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/images/opera_ix/pictures/95_the_call_of_the_wood.jpg
oh yeah...i remember we already wished him a happy b-day. thats when rq sent him that 3 wolves shirt.
ReplyDelete"well your the same age as my pops, and Im no spring chicken"
ReplyDeleteYeah well, I kinda got stuck at age 23 for 25 years or so. I have very little in common with people my own age except for sharing a birth year.
um, astrid is that pic payback for the youtube link?
ReplyDeleteWell CBT, you are banging their daughters. So that's something in common with their dads.
ReplyDeletecbt, what i think you are suffering from is commonly known as denial.
ReplyDeleteumm no anon.. it's not payback..
ReplyDeleteis that a pic of you astrid?
ReplyDeleteYep, that's Astrid.
ReplyDeletethat is the album cover for some Italian metal band.. and since we were talking about Italian films, I thought of it..
ReplyDeleteKnowing she is an Italian, goth chick, I thought you might like...
nice cans astrid. just as i had imagine they would look like. nice and perky...and topped with a horned head.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, what i think you are suffering from is commonly known as denial."
As long as I can still pull 20 year old pussy, I don't think I have anything to deny.
anybody can pull 20 year old pussy because there will always be chicks like Pam.. way to go CBT.. yea.. you got reason to be proud of yourself
ReplyDeleteFlo's very different than Pam, Asstrid.
ReplyDeleteyea.. that is me and my band... here I am with my cat singing
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Z5iL6OKdM&feature=related
That wasn't a putdown of Pam either. I like little Pammie.
ReplyDeleteI am sure guy who was banging Pam while she moaned grandpa says that about Pam..
ReplyDeleteI don't have a problem with Pam either... I am stating facts
ReplyDeleteActually the girl is smart enough to be tired of broke ass young boys who can't even buy her dinner at Mickey D's and treat her like they're doing her a favor by letting her drive them around because they either have no driver's license or no car.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to figure out how you found a chick dumb enough to let you knock her up and put up with you e-stalking Asstrid.
"Actually the girl is smart enough to be tired of broke ass young boys who can't even buy her dinner at Mickey D's and treat her like they're doing her a favor by letting her drive them around because they either have no driver's license or no car."
ReplyDeletedamn 20 year olds in the ozarks are real losers
Yeah, faggot Anonymous.
ReplyDelete"We need the Americans to step up and recognize the fact that it is their money, their drug demand, that foments and encourages the violence in Mexico. We need the Americans to assume their responsibility,"
ReplyDeleteLegalize everything. That would kill the profit margins for the Cartels.
yeah. according to cbt only fags like girls. and cbt, you should really be talking...dont you have a fiancée?
ReplyDelete"damn 20 year olds in the ozarks are real losers"
ReplyDeleteThe boys around here are complete losers. The ones with their shit together either go to college or join the military. Whatever, they get the fuck outta here, like I did at 17. The ones that stay aren't worth a bucket of warm spit, with rare exception. Flo's going to ASU Mountain Home and pulling a 4 point, majoring in Biology. The girl ain't no dummy. Neither am I. I realize her being with me is an end to a means, a way to devote more time to school and less to working to pay rent. I'm cool with that. When the time comes, I'll pat her on the ass, kiss her on the cheek and send her on her way, like I have the others.
So you've been slipping her some $$$ CBT?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI say just bomb Mexico..."
Not until weed's legalized here. Always gotta have a backup.
"So you've been slipping her some $$$ CBT?"
ReplyDeleteNo. She's just been living with me. I assume what I said about an end to a means is valid, it's never been said outright. Flo acts like she enjoys me, but I'm a cynical old bastard.
if everybody there are losers.. why do people move there from the north?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete...and cbt, you should really be talking...dont you have a fiancée?"
I gotta another month before I have to address that issue.
"Not until weed's legalized here. Always gotta have a backup."
ReplyDeleteGood point.
The young folks are the ones that suck. This is a great place to retire, raise a family, shit like that.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mtnhome.net/
ReplyDeleteGo though this website. You'll see why they retire here.
people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.
ReplyDeleteFrankfurt, Germany or London, England.. which one?
ReplyDeletelondon.
ReplyDeleteThe young folks are always the ones that suck if you ask any self-important person over the age of 30.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteYou suck EV.
ReplyDeleteor over the age of 50. old people dont like young people because they arent young anymore and they realize it.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I suck, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteBecause you are under 30.
ReplyDeleteYou paying attention to the draft at all, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the comments being this bad off?
ReplyDeletecbt wears condoms when he masturbates
ReplyDeleteastrid, he doesnt know about condoms yet....they werent around when he was born.
ReplyDeleteI like younger people. The issue with the ones here are the lack of jobs and the ones that stay, unless they're going to ASU, lack ambition.
ReplyDelete