Sunday, April 11, 2010

Heidi Montag in Las Vegas




It kind of appears she's being boxed in. As if they told her she'd be in VIP, but in reality it's like she's housed like a circus freak. (I write that as if I wouldn't sleep with her)

339 comments:

  1. The post below is screwing up again as far as comments. Apparently now the problem is that it freezes at comment 197. The switch to the 200's is too much it seems.

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  2. This twat is nothing short of annoying, and I'm still trying to figure out why people pay any attention to her whatsover. That being said, I'd probably do her 2 just to say I did. :)

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  3. Exactly. Nice to see you stop by 2dirty4u.

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  4. she looks like she is sucking in her gut.... but on the plus side her legs look super long

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  5. you're right about the comments spurs... they are froze on the bottom post..

    I never realized how short Snooki was until I saw that photo

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  6. would bang that just to say you did...

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  7. I don't know. Good question. It's hard to say unless she was right in front of me. But from afar, and seeing how she is?

    Hell no.

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  8. comments are showing up late..

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  9. Thanks for the play-by-play Astrid. I'm aware of that.

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  10. lol.. sometimes I want to post something to make sure I really did send the last post..

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  11. Yes, be patient, it will appear.

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  12. Gotta love a lady that lays out in hooker heels.

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  13. Great point. It means she wants to be taken seriously.

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  14. So you wouldn't want to have a long, deep conversation with her?

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  15. she kind of looks like Paris Hilton in the top photo... and Spencer is more annoying because he says stupid shit all the time. He told Tyra he wants to adopt a black baby and name it Dunk, because they are all good at basketball.

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  16. He really didn't say that, did he?

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  17. the video is not on youtube any more... but here is an article..

    This is only one part of the quote, if you heard everything he said.. he was basically saying a black kid would be good at basketball

    http://www.lovebscott.com/2008/05/06/spencer-child-dunk/

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  18. “I always wanted to name my child ‘Dunk’. We were probably going to do it if we adopt an african baby because he will probably end up being tall, so we’ll name him ‘Dunk’”.

    Wow, what an ass.

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  19. i think a convo with a bowl of cold soup would be more interesting than talking with this brainless bitch.

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  20. i see google hasnt invested in their compnay just yet? the comments are still out of whack.

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  21. and i need to invest in turning on spellcheck.

    dur.

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  22. What if she can triforce anon?

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  23. if she can .....wait a sec, cumdumpster!

    you know the rules.

    tits or.....

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    ehiduinitrite?

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  25. Those aren't the rules!

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  26. rools 34.. read um

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  27. rool 34...reed eet an weep.

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  28. rool 32 for cbt. thats a must!

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  29. oh yeah...rool 6.

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  30. fuck this! rool 31, broads!

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  31. google was fine until you did that triforce crap... I say it's your fault

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  32. I don't remember these "rules" Anonymous.

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  33. are you a wizard?

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  34. want you comp to run faster? find and delete the folder named 'system32'.

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  35. You really think someone will fall for that, don't you?

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  36. But I'm going to go ahead and try that out.

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  37. no...nobody will ever believe me about that (the truth).

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  38. does it work? is your comp running faster?

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  39. i bet you are downloading at 1 gig speeds huh?

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  40. its a useless folder that stores junk. you dont need it but since the feds more or less regulate internet speeds, its required. but you can delete it and your comp runs faster.

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  41. I thought I had heard something about it before......
    How are you two gents doing on this fine evening?

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  42. im kinda drunk and spurs is kinda sober. and you?

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  43. Doing good, how are you doing bitchhog?

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  44. Word. I will look into it another day. Usually, I believe everything in the comments, but I am too tired/busy for the follw-through right now.

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  45. the only lies posted here are from the ozarks.

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  46. I'm kind of exhausted. Had a big weekend and now I am trying to prep for the week because I feel guilty.
    What did you swampdonkeys do this weekend?

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  47. Those aren't lies Anonymous, that's the Wind Spirit whistling.

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  48. I did a secret mission in South Korea.

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  49. Haha...glad to see you aren't laying off CBT having a spirit enter him. WHat a crock. Hick hasn't changed a bit.

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  50. maybe he needs to go see that fat broad that used to be on montel?

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  51. Nice, Spurs! How many prostitutes did you mount?

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  52. spurs, you get hookers too?

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  53. About thirty. Then someone tried to rob me after I robbed the whores, well I shot their tires out and called the local sheriff. When I said who I was, he said, "Who?" And then I had to pull a Dark Knight and repel out of the building I was in, like Batman did with the chinamen.

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  54. Were they all male or did you mix it up?

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  55. All female. Beautiful too. Not chewed up at all. All about 19, 20. They all wanted me. I know so.

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  56. I gave them some jewelry I made out of seaweed and marbles.

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  57. what did you do with the coke?

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  58. Sold it. To the pilot who snatched from the building.

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  59. I really hope they weren't children...you didn't take directions from that ol ozark honkey did you?

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  60. Well, in dog years they were close.

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  61. Spurs you're going to love this. Wow Ari sounds so retarded.. Uhhh, and Uhhh ,, fuck Ari learn how to speak. I hope this will go to court,, bring down the dirty.

    http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100410/bc_the_dirty_100410/20100410?hub=BritishColumbia

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  62. that broad said she was gonna do something about thedirty...and she is. good for her! i hope she can get thedirty sued for liability or something.

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  63. Damn Fl Anonymous, I tried to get AZ Anoymous and his investigative skills to find that Kristina Jensen. I couldn't ever find her facebook page.

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  64. That's what my ancestors died for..

    Yeah right Ari,, They all died in war so rats like Nik and Ari can slam and abuse everyone.

    That chicks family looks like they have some money.. So hopefully this shit goes to trial or something

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  65. They do look like they have some cash.

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  66. You can tell Ari thinks he's badass.

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  67. funny how frank..i mean, ari says that freedom is what his ancestors died for....listen you fucking ragheaded faggot piece of shit, i will fucking rape your goddamned islam loving fucking mouth if i see you sorry ass in person.

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  68. You mean his brother will the smooth shades? He's a baller bro, you should be afraid of that guy.

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  69. nik is a pussy. he got called out to a street fight and didnt even have the nuts to back down...he didnt even reply. jackie wanted to fight him and nik didnt know what to do.

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  70. Really? Haha that's funny

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  71. yeah...jackie jasper called him out and told nik that he would beat the fuck out of him. spurs has the emails i sent him.

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  72. Wait a second.. It look's like that chicks dad is a lawyer..

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  73. Was that in Arizona? Who's Jasper? That doesnt surprise me at all. Nik's just an insecure short piece of shit that bashes people from his computer. One day somebody he's pissed off one to many times is going break and blow that little bitch away.

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  74. uh oh...im pretty sure nik might get fucked with international laws. niks lawyer is a flunkie and has been put on probation by the state bar.

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  75. Yeah spurs on the link if you look below where they have the dirty symbol, it says her dad is a lawyer

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  76. He can't hide behind is laptop forever.

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  77. i wonder what niks next scam will be and how many dumbasses will fall for it? he already got exposed with his his fake music contract biz. then his wife at the time used to work for razor magazine....a cheap knock-off of 944 (which was free and still overpriced).

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  78. wow..his site views are down 40%!

    http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/thedirty.com

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  79. anyways, where are the cumdumpsters?

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  80. Heidi's face looks so weird. She used to look so much better even though better wasn't all that great either.

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  81. That site still has a nice rank though. But it will never touch TMZ or Perez, which is what his goal is.

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  82. What's up DG? Indeed, she looks a little odd now.

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  83. hey dg i was watching Chelsea tonight

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  84. astrid, were you in the kitchen?

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  85. Ari says dumb stuff... in the article he was trying to pitch a reality a show his reasoning was stupid like that too

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  86. It seems he's good at selling Nik to clubs but other than that he's lacking.

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  87. i don't feel very well

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  88. I didn't see it tonight. I'm almost finished with her new book. This one is not as good as the other two but still funny.

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  89. i wonder how he approaches the clubs and what he saysf... if it's smooth or just enough

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  90. He must be doing something right.

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  91. i feel sick to my stomach

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  92. Is Heidi's face still supposed to be swollen? Is that normal? Where is RQ to answer this question?

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  93. astrid, if you were in the kitchen you better make me a sammich!

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  94. astrid is pregnant with cat mans kittens!!!

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  95. You're right, it does appear to be swollen DG.

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  96. swollen? her fucking face looks jacked to the left. maybe she had a stroke?

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  97. I wonder if she's really done with the surgeries. I'd say no.

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  98. You're pregnant with a litter Astrid?

    Congrats!

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  99. Her face is to the left. Bells Palsey maybe? Or maybe her injections on her face are wearing off faster on one side.

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  100. heres the deal, if astrid and bh send in real pics of themselves then i will too......but they have to ave a handwritten sign that says 'hi spurs'.

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  101. I'd say they are wearing off faster on one side.

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  102. in 6 months shes gonna look like priscilla presley.

    http://cdn.sheknows.com/thebuzz/2008/04/priscilla-presley-plastic-surgery-may-2005-london.jpg

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  103. Anon,

    Just man up and send in a pic and maybe they will follow.

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  104. nope. no can do, nor will i do. im like bh, i dont want 'to be out there'. besides, you already said that you dont give a fuck what i look like anyway.

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  105. In Priscilla's defense she is 65 yrs old. Heidi is supposed to be 23 but looks a hell of alot older than that.

    I saw all of Heidi's pics on TMZ and not one person in the background cares that she is there.

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  106. yeah spurs...real hot:

    http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R_u3c2V-u1I/AAAAAAAAOeo/aEo25U5Hqj4/Lisa+Marie+Presley+Big+Baby+Bump+picture+photo[12].jpg

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  107. Yeah, I don't know anyone who would make a big deal if they saw her out.

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  108. I really don't. I was just trying to see if my reverse psychology can work on you.

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  109. Okay, well I haven't seen that pic but she's pregnant man.

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  110. then it hasnt. sorry dg, im smarter than the average ozark hillbilly.

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  111. So DG, have you gotten any new Playstation games?

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  112. The spirits don't talk to you Anonymous.

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  113. im 20 plateaus higher than you.

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  114. Damn, none of my comments are appearing.

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  115. That's only because I didn't feel like putting much effort into it or I wouldn't have outted my intentions.

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  116. I'll try it without loggin on. So DG, have you gotten any new Playstation games?

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  117. when i lose, am i really winning by making you think youve won?

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  118. dg, when have you really gotten anything out of me? seriously? drop it...you cant. give up already. its old.

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  119. I'm not trying to get anything out of you. That's my point. Seriously, I don't care what you look like and that is why I'm not putting any effort into it.

    Now carry on. I win.

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  120. No I haven't gotten any ps3 games lately.

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  121. you win? or do you?

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  122. try dg...try your best. like your uncles life depended on it. like you could save him! try to get something out of me.






































































    you cant....














































    because i win...again!

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  123. Why don't you just run your cursor by my name on that PS3 comment DG?

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  124. I don't want anything out of you. But you want me to want something out of you so you can not give me what you think I want and then you can say...


























    I win....












    But you didn't.....














    Because I don't want anything from you.














    once again, I win.

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  125. Spurs,

    I HAVE NOT GOTTEN ANYMORE PS3 GAMES LATELY.

    Did I make it more clear this time?

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  126. I only mean to post it once DG, but my comments weren't appearing. Excuse me badass.

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  127. NICE CAPS LOCK.

    OOOO, INTIMIDATING.

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  128. spurs, do you like cohibas?

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  129. I wasn't trying to intimidate you. I was just trying to help you read.

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  130. Anon,

    Does it bother you I don't have enough interest in you to care what you look like?

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  131. so spurs, you are a fan of cigars?

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  132. whats the first cigar you smoked? was it a dutch masters?

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  133. I used to really be into cigars. Not so much anymore. And you?

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  134. Funny, but no. I don't remember what brand. I used to go to this cigar shop a lot.

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  135. i enjoy cigars as well as cognac...as you already know.

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  136. not too often but once enough to savor and enjoy the aroma and taste.

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  137. whats your drink of choice?

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  138. beer? whiskey? vodka?

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  139. I like Corona. I don't drink whiskey or vodka.

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  140. beer? thats it?

    no harm, no foul. beer has been around for centuries. the egyptians used it for the laborers during the construction of the great pyramids.

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  141. Yeah, I've just never gotten into liquor.

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  142. no need. its all booze in one way or another. some people like their drinks nice and slow and some dont. no biggie.

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  143. I'll take beer over alcohol any day.

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  144. "Astrid said...

    would bang that just to say you did...


    I'd bang DG just to say I did, well on second thought...

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  145. Dana White.. I saw his youtube video, he is no better than Nik.. They are two of a kind but Dana actually has money.

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  146. "Anonymous said...

    then it hasnt. sorry dg, im smarter than the average ozark hillbilly."

    Mmmm, no you're not.

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  147. I saw a pic of Audrina Partridge at a pool in Vegas hosting some kind of promo. Nobody in the background gave a shit either, but Audrina's way better looking than this ho.

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  148. She is better looking. And you're right, nobody gives a shit about her either.

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  149. Working. I worked half the fucking weekend, hung out at the Arena the other half. Flo was bartending, so most of the beer was free.

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  150. My fucking internet connection is going in and out. Firefox doubled up my comments.

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  151. Free beer?

    Can't beat that. And I'm glad you are calling her Flo for good now.

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  152. You know, the closer this TEA Party gets, the more ignorant the people that believe in it get. What they don't realize is that what they're doing is splintering the Republican Party, guaranteeing the reelection of the liberal Democrats they hate so much.

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  153. Not mention driving the moderate Republicans to the Dem camp.

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  154. Nah, I don't think the TEA Party will hurt the Republicans. I think they will pick the most conservative Republican.

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  155. I had a fairly long talk Friday with one of the Republican candidates running to oppose Blanche Lincoln. He said he feels like he's having to pander to the TEA Partiers and that it's hurting him with normal Republicans. The big thing here is that the TP's are backing independents, not Republicans.

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  156. Btw, I've even started calling her Flo in real life.

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  157. Well, they are morons then. That will be like when Perot garnered some Republican and Independent votes.

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  158. The general consensus among the TEA Partiers here is that they're not going to vote for any incumbent in the Republican primary.

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  159. So I take it you haven't told her you have a fiancee yet?

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  160. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36270594/ns/business-forbescom/

    And here's our TEA Party leader.

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  161. No I haven't, and I'm not going to until I figure out what her(Flo's)agenda is.

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  162. "SPURS FAN said...

    What does she think of that?"

    She acts like she thinks every weird thing I do is cute.

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  163. She's not the brightest kid out there is she?

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  164. Biology. She wants to be an anesthesiologist. This is her second year of college.

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