Friday, April 16, 2010

How to give an interview



This was after a game in which this guy (Chan Ho Park) pitched a crappy game. In more ways than one.

294 comments:

  1. Yeah, the comments on the post below are screwing up.

    And Anonymous, that was a nice pic you created.

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    game on.

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  3. You really are proud of your art work, aren't you?

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  4. sometimes. i know theyre no da vincis but they are....semi entertaining.

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  5. That is true. You do know how to triforce.

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  6. *Miss Texas*:

    http://www.spursfansays.com/2010/02/where-are-they-now-featuring-getrad.html

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  7. i think miss texas sent the longhorn mafia to fuck up the internet. lets see....they have 1 car so there so be about 30 of them on their way.

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  8. You have a PS3 don't you *Miss Texas*?

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  9. You know I think EV ended up getting that GTA game, he hasn't been coming around at night much.

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  10. Oh and Anonymous, did you ever go see Clash of the Titans?

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  11. miss texas, do you play cod so much that you have flashbacks to non-existent wars like cbt?

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  12. Yes I have a ps3, its just not connected to the internet yet so I can only watch my blu rays and dvds. Anon-i bet u drive a pinto so shut the fuck up, my car is probably better than urs.

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  13. That's funny Anonymous, but I think CBT was actually in war.

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  14. oh man...clash of the titans is a good movie. 2 thumbs up. great effects.

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  15. Actually I havent played either in months but id still kick ur ass online

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  16. No, I think he was in Columbia or Guatemala, not really sure.

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  17. Or hell, maybe he played Laser Tag.

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  18. miss texas, maybe your car might appeal to the jonas brothers crowd but my car is worth more than your beaner caravan.

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  19. She does have big tits Anonymous.

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  20. if thats the case then he played 'lay yer fag'.

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  21. yeah...but you had to borrow money to get it. and that car was probably about 7 grand. nothing to brag about.

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  22. It was $11,500 CASH MONEY. No loan, lease, none of that bullshit loser. My Nipples are not stretched out gross, your thinking about your girl...

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  23. your nipples look like they are pointing to something on the ground. bend over and see what it is. maybe your shoes are untied.

    and for $11,500 you got fucked. did they at least take you to dinner before they fucked you?

    http://www.nadaguides.com/default.aspx?LI=1-20-1-5809-0-0-0&l=1&w=20&p=37&f=5060&m=1065&d=13587&y=2005&s=266694&vi=55447&z=85013&mi=50000

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  24. they were trying to get $13000 i talked them down. It has leather, new rims/tires, its mean bruddah! If u saw me on the street you'd look twice, probably break ur neck

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  25. *Miss Texas*:

    Anonymous rips on everyone, don't take it personally.

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  26. hahaha!!! yeah, because i would want to know which direction your going so i can let la migra know. like i said, you have a 7k car...stfu!

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  27. http://www.kbb.com/kbb/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?WebCategoryId=35&YearId=2005&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=15&Condition=Excellent&ModelId=93&PriceType=Retail&VehicleId=592&Mileage=67000&SelectionHistory=592|32927|76117|0|0|23107|true|534797|true|23114|true|23148|true|23154|true|23168|true|23194|true|23205|true|534804|true

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  28. miss texas, i also included the leather seats in the nada pricing.

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  29. whatever I have full coverage insurance.
    U can hate all u want, ur nothing to me, I dont even know who u are, but obviously your a regular to know about my dogs and shit...

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  30. nobody goes by kbb.

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  31. Excellent
    $13,785

    * Looks new, is in excellent mechanical condition and needs no reconditioning.
    * Never had any paint or body work and is free of rust.
    * Clean title history and will pass a smog and safety inspection.
    * Engine compartment is clean, with no fluid leaks and is free of any wear or visible defects.
    * Complete and verifiable service records.

    Less than 5% of all used vehicles fall into this category.

    my car had one owner prior, non smoker, the car looked brand new...I bought it at a big dealership not some tote-the-note...

    Why are u picking on me?

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  32. big dealership...which means they fucked you.

    idiot. ask spurs what big dealerships do to you. he used to sell cars.

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  33. How many miles are on the car *Miss Texas*?

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  34. like 55000 i didnt change the mileage on kbb

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  35. Clean retail on NADA is $12,675 so you didn't get ripped off.

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  36. I didn't realize my little car was so rare in that 5%.

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  37. So your car is in perfect condition too DG?

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  38. a base car being rare? wow...wowwy wow wow!

    im gonna go buy a volkswagon with the engine in the back...because that was rare for vw's.

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  39. I just don't see how only 5% of used cars are in that condition.

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  40. Because most cars after a few years are chewed up DG.

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  41. Goodnight *Miss Texas*, it was nice of you to come around again.

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  42. miss texas, just check the ads on craigslist...you can find 05 mustangs for 8 grand. big deal.

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  43. goodnite miss texas.

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  44. I've never known anyone that had a car that couldn't pass emissions.

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  45. craigslist is a fuckin scam and ppl are selling their cars private party. Im not a dumbass. Believe me I looked alot before I bought this car.

    THank u Spurs for being a GENTLEMEN

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  46. hey spurs, this kid reminds me of you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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  47. hahahaha! Spurs, a gentleman?

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  48. i had a car that didnt pass emissions becuase the carb needed to be rebuilt. but it wasnt because it had a shitty motor.

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  49. Yeah, did you see that DG? I'm a gentleman.

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  50. That did look like spurs! How do you find this stuff?

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  51. dg, acid...lsd...wowwy pills....nose whiskey.

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  52. Oh, it was just the carb? That's understandable.

    (As if I know what the fuck you are talking about.)

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  53. google is your friend. it made cbt look smart on here.

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  54. I can't believe a kid actually dressed up like spurs for halloween. I wonder if he won.

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  55. the rebuild was like $430. fuck, it was expensive. but the carb i had on it wasnt a common carb, it was a barry grant speed demon.

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  56. spurs, do a screen shot of you and that kid and do a side by side comparison?

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  57. and take off your clothes when you do it.

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  58. I bet DG is going crazy thinking about how turned on she'd be if she saw that.

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  59. heres a good video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc&feature=channel

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  60. lol. dg, do you want the wenis of spurs?

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  61. i have always wanted to go to a strip club in a vader outfit. that would be fun.

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  62. Seeing that would make me want to switch teams. Forever.

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  63. because you would think he has a sexy giant clit?

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  64. Is that what you visualize, anon?

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  65. mmm hhhmmm....i picture it to look like a tongue sticking out at me saying, 'na na na...you cant catch me!'

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  66. Glad to see you point some thought into it Anonymous.

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  67. well, yeah...kinda. is it pretty accurate?

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  68. Here is a pic of spurs back in his days with a dark tan working at the water park.

    http://www.pahof.de/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_36280/albino~2.jpg

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  69. wow spurs, did you take that chick from gummo out on a date?

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  70. I did Anonymous, and then she blew me off.

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  71. did you bust a nut in her mouth at least? cause it aint a real date unless she swallows.

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  72. Do you think that pic is real? Or do your relatives really look like this, spurs?

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  73. Did I read what? Can you be a little more specific?

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  74. Here is spurs in 10 years...

    http://www.yardflex.com/archives/King_Yellowman_BeenieMan_Reggae_Dancehall.jpg

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  75. Here's a pic of DG's future father in law:

    http://www.pahte.com/sitebuilder/images/03.08.11_Sierra_Leone._Kono._man_with_girl_and_crazy_hair_1-359x405.jpg

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  76. i want to see this movie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-YXIQx0JE&feature=related

    nevermind, im living it.

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  77. hahaha!!!! fucking spurs!!!

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  78. Here's DG in five years:

    http://bbwdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fat-women-4944.jpg

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  79. More likely your future father in law. That is if only you could hold onto a black chick long enough for her not take the crack out of your hands and run.

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  80. That was awful DG. Just terrible.

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  81. Here's DG's perfect man. A nice mix:

    http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/12/16/vitiligox.jpg

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  82. Terrible....yet so true.

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  83. oh fuck...spurs has been reading insult books or something. hes getting better.

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  84. You just know that DG's idol is Coco and she wants to score someone like Ice-T. It's her dream.

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  85. i found a pic of mp:

    http://www.hotghettomess.com/ghetto-mess/equally-yoked-mess/

    thats why he hasnt been on anymore.

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  86. I've already met him. He is nothing special and dresses weird.

    But this is what I want:

    http://www.mm-agency.com/kenny-santucci/kenny-santucci.jpg

    Why can't any of you slobs on here even slightly resemble him?

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  87. You've got a more manly face than he does, but you're a chick so maybe you can be his beard.

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  88. because there are no good looking women around to impress.

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  89. Good job anon. Reject the women before they can reject you. Did you learn this wisdom from CBT or Drew?

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  90. i can pick and chose. im good looking enough to do so.

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  91. i think if i ever lose a fingetip, this will be my cover up tattoo:

    http://www.hotghettomess.com/ghetto-mess/strange-tatt-mess-3/

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  92. and you know what i look like? nope. so that attempt at an insult didnt faze me. try again...but this time with facts.

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  93. heres dg getting ready for bikini weather:

    http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1182114940-512449-285x333-FatChick.jpg

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  94. belly up to the bar and have a drink, fatty.

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  95. okay ladies and turtles...im out for the nite.

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  96. 20 years of smoking? Yep, you are guaranteed some disgusting teeth. I guess you could have dentures already but being 36 is a little young for dentures.

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  97. And you have any idea what my body looks like? Nope.

    Try again with the facts.

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  98. I lmao reading those last few comments, fucking hilarious!

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  99. "SPURS FAN said...

    No, I think he was in Columbia or Guatemala, not really sure."

    Mostly Honduras and Nicaragua. Eight months there and three very nasty weeks in Guatemala.

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  100. "Anonymous said...

    big dealership...which means they fucked you."

    The note lots are where people get seriously fucked. Most of the big dealerships now days have so much sales staff turnover that the weak ass green peas that work there are too inexperienced and stupid to fuck anybody.

    I'd fuck MTQT, and I don't mean in a car deal. That chunky girl is hot as a fox in a forest fire and looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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  101. I really don't believe DG is fat or that she has a furry snout. I do believe she has issues, more than me, less than Rocket Queen.

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  102. Spurs, my speech went great. The speakers before me ran long, so in order to have enough time for Rusty Humphries to speak, I had to cut mine short so instead of my whole speech I ad libbed parts of it. That went over way better than the whole speech would've.

    When I find out exactly when and where it's available, I'll let you know. I heard that Rusty Humphries had the TEA Party video taped and it will be available on his website.

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  103. "The note lots are where people get seriously fucked."

    That's true, that's where people really get screwed CBT. And yes, I'd like to see the video when it becomes available.

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  104. Hello *Miss Texas*, you getting more excited for your big audition?

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  105. I got a position Jennifer can audition for.

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  106. Hey CBT, I see your station is hiring salespeople.

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  107. So was Flo at your big speech last night CBT?

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  108. "If you cannot work with our existing team, do not apply."

    We're gonna hire one more person. That part of the requirements in the ad pertains to me. My boss seems to think I don't play well with others.

    Flo had to work at 4:00, last night was karaoke night, so she didn't get to hear me speak.

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  109. Are my issues that I live in the real world on and off the internet? For your sake CBT, I can understand how you may think this is an issue. However, my real life doesn't consist of fictional characters and I don't live in my parents boarded up old shack in the backwoods of Arkansas.

    Completely off subject, but I'm really sick of these John McCain political ads.

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  110. are you going to vote for him DG??

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  111. if you had to have sex with somebody from Nik's crew who would it be?

    Ari
    Scooby
    Nik
    JV
    Gayden

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  112. I think it's time for McCain to exit Arizona.

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  113. Astrid, is that question for CBT?

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  114. I doubt he will. They love him here. But he is old. He won't last much longer. And no, I'm not voting for him. I'm not voting at all.

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  115. who would you pick spurs?

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  116. Astrid,

    Is the dirty new to you?

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  117. When is McCain going to retire? Does he plan on dying in office? He is going to be 80 when his term ends..

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  118. He doesn't look healthy either.

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  119. no... it's not new to me DG.. I have known about for a year to two years, but I was never into it hardcore

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  120. No DG, those aren't what I consider your issues. From what I've gleaned from your comments you're kind of a bitch and you suck at picking men. That's about it.

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  121. McCain got blasted at the TEA Party, too.

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  122. mmcain wants to stay in az because the politics are so corrupt here. you can literally get away with just about anything you want. plus his daughter has nice tits.

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  123. so cbt just to clear things up, was that you in the video i posted the link to?

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  124. Yeah DG, listen to CBT and get some help.

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  125. anon who in Nik's crew (pictured below) would you have sex with?

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  126. Sup Miss Tex?

    DG: so you like italians I see!

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  127. that is funny that CBT is judging DG for who she decides to date.. CBT dates teenagers and two times teenagers, so he shouldn't be throwing stones

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  128. astrid, ALL OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE!

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  129. I don't suck at picking men. I just give out the funny stories here. If I were to tell you about my boyfriend of 2 years that always was there for me, bought me lots of jewelry, and did just about everything I ask, now that would be boring.

    And I'm really not a bitch. I'm sarastic as hell but not a bitch at all. Unless you consider me a bitch because I'm not afraid to have an opinion and voice it. But you are from the country and not used to girls like me.

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  130. Yes Wop. Italian is my favorite!

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  131. "If I were to tell you about my boyfriend of 2 years that always was there for me, bought me lots of jewelry"

    That sounds like such a beautiful (make believe) story DG. Please tell more.

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  132. I don't like Italian men.. but there are always exceptions

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  133. Whatever, spurs. I'm seeing someone now. I just choose not to talk about him here.

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  134. Just because you talk to a guy off facebook doesn't mean you are seeing him DG. Did you learn that move from Drew?

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  135. well lets see...what does wop stand for? with out papers, the typical slur for italian americans.

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  136. Yes Astrid. And he is not a short italian either and I think he can cook but I could be wrong. He is becoming the perfect man. Wop, you should help spurs out and show him the way a man is supposed to be. He needs you.

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  137. i thought wop was yugoslavian.

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  138. gumba is the best slur..

    http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9305/goomba3dpn2.jpg

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  139. "Just because you talk to a guy off facebook doesn't mean you are seeing him DG. Did you learn that move from Drew?"

    This is coming from the guy who only has friends from the internet?

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  140. DG, if becoming the "perfect man" means scoring someone like you, I'll pass.

    Also, he's a black Italian?

    Cool.

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  141. My grandma is from yugoslavia

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  142. Oh wait, I forgot DG. He doesn't have a computer. He'll probably end up stealing yours to give to his baby momma.

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  143. So DG, when you two go out, do you usually eat soul food?

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  144. So DG, when did he get out of prison?

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  145. Milla Jovovich is Yugoslavian too... I don't see how you can confuse slavic and Italian..

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  146. There are so many races that different girls are attracted to. Black, white, italian, mexican, serbian, etc.

    But you never hear anyone say that they are into albino men. I'm sorry spurs. That must suck. It's not your fault you were born the way you were.

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  147. Astrid: ciao, come stai?

    DG: thanks babe! But yeah there is no helping spurs

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  148. We know you like black men DG, funny how you wrote black first.

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  149. Anonymous said...
    astrid, ALL OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE!

    YOU GO GIRL

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  150. Y'all know who said...
    Astrid: ciao, come stai?

    ya ne znayu

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  151. Yeah, it's too late for him. He will just have to come to grips that it will be him, his laptop, and spursfansays for the rest of his life.

    I think I will give him some money for drugs to help him attract the only girls left he has a chance with.

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  152. astrid, when i said wop was yugo i was being sarcastic.

    wop, molto buona. vorrei email che hai prossimamente.

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  153. Nah, give the drugs to your family. That way the pain of you being a mudshark can be numbed.

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  154. remember the yugo? what a great car! i bet cbt won many medals selling that piece of history.

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  155. Funny thing is, I don't like black men. I'm not even slightly attracted to them. Except the Rock. He has a nice smile but I think he is mixed with something else.

    Spurs, you are the one into those ghetto black hookers. But not even they are into albino men that don't know how to have sex.

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  156. "But you never hear anyone say that they are into albino men. I'm sorry spurs. That must suck. It's not your fault you were born the way you were."

    LMAO

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  157. You aren't into black men? Why did you date and sleep with one then?

    Desperation?

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  158. When you introduced Tyrone to your family, did they faint?

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  159. My family isn't into drugs. Not all families are like yours spurs.

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  160. Spurs, I just mailed you a spray tan package. and you think DG and I are mean...

    I prefer brown.

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  161. guess whos coming to dinner?

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  162. If I were into fags, then you would think you stood a chance.

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  163. Astrid: sorry Im unfamiliar with znayu, mio italiano e zoppicante, O quel turco è?

    DG: he's mixed with hawaiian I thought

    Anon: send it

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  164. "Diverse?"

    Whatever you tell yourself mudshark.

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  165. Spurs,

    Why are you so quick to judge us spurs? Tell us about all your women or is there nothing to tell?

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  166. so dg, does your little blackbook read like the roll call to the u.n.?

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  167. wop... I speak good German, my family says I am fluent, but I don't think I am. I also know Russian, but I have forgotten a lot of it..

    I don't know Italian.. that was Russian.. I went to Italy and picked up a few phrases. I was never good with the romance languages..

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  168. Spurs, I hate to deny you any masturbation material because you need it so desperately, but I did not sleep with any fags. You know very well what fags prefer. Queer.

    I have dated Brazilian, Morroccan, Mexican/Italian, and Australian.

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  169. Yes Anonymous, it reads like she was in Uganda.

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  170. does she have it broken into countries or by alphabet?

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  171. Spurs,

    The biggest difference between you and everyone else that comments here is that the rest of us actually log off the internet and interact with the real world. Yet here you sit, day after day, talking shit on here as if you have the authority to 22 hours a day.

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  172. What are you talking about?
    Are you mad because you don't even have scraps?

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  173. You know what I'm talking about. Look, you slept with a fag.

    The End.

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  174. "Astrid said...

    wop... I speak good German, my family says I am fluent, but I don't think I am. I also know Russian, but I have forgotten a lot of it..

    I don't know Italian.. that was Russian.. I went to Italy and picked up a few phrases. I was never good with the romance languages.."


    Yeah I asked you (in italian) if that was turkish, so i wasnt too far off.

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  175. Leave me out of your fantasies.

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  176. yea.. it was eastern

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