Thursday, April 8, 2010

Pelican Goes After Man's Balls on TV



I think that bird might be a homo. And don't you like the reporter's reaction? Just laughing at him?
Posted by SPURS FAN at 4:25 PM
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259 comments:

  1. Y'all know whoApril 8, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    everything in st louie is homo

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  2. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    Funny Wopness.

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  3. kbApril 8, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    I always laugh when guys get it in the nuts, too. Idk why, but it is funny to me.

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  4. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Especially because that old man was the stupid bird's handler.

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  5. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    And for some reason that doesn't surprise me about you kinkyb!tch.

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  6. kbApril 8, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Haha Spurs. Drew is those types of people who yell the TV and answer it I bet, and then gets all huffy when they don't answer his questions.
    Let's set up a Craigslist ad for him and have the chick tape him watching that stuff so we can post it here. We will let her join out secret society, even allowing her to skip Getting to know You with me.

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  7. kbApril 8, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    It's funny, sorry.
    Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

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  8. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    The Getting to Know You is the best kinkyb!tch. I love answering those questions.

    And I get just see Drew getting all red faced and angry in his khakis.

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  9. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Yeah, I know what you mean.

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  10. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    *can* just see Drew

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  11. DGApril 8, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Is that a cbt relative?

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  12. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    curb stomp a monkey beyotch

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  13. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x635z3iquO8/SsbeIF06kgI/AAAAAAAAAjI/xIAKKI4tLUQ/s1600-h/big+drew+indicted.png

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  14. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Spurs, Check out Tiger Woods new ad..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO6wI9OQRE&feature=player_embedded

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  15. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    DG, I think there's a relation somewhere on CBT's family tree. I was thinking it would be a baboon.

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  16. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    That was good Francis.

    What do you think of the original ad?

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  17. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    I'm not sure yet. It kind of looks like he is using his dead father to help his image, but only he and Nike know the real reasoning behind it. I'll probably reserve judgement until I hear his comments on it. I've always been a fan of him so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now. He had a hell of a first round, I personally would like to see him win it. I think it would be good for him and golf. I like to watch golf (I'm in the minority) but it's just not the same with out him.

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  18. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    I rarely ever watch golf Francis, and I watched it when I got home to see how he was doing. And yes, he did great today.

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  19. DGApril 8, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    I don't like the original tiger commercial. I think they are using his dead father to repair his image. But for what? He doesn't owe us an apology. I wish he would just man up and tell the public to fuck off and mind their own business.

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  20. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    I know what you mean man about watching golf. It's definitely an acquired taste. I hardly ever watched golf until about 10/yrs ago. Part of it was because of him and the other was I started playing because I have customers that like to play. I'm not real good or anything (18 handicap)but I enjoy getting out and away from the wife on the weekends for 4 or 5 hrs...haha

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  21. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    That would be great DG, but I can see why he can't just do that. He's just remorseful he got caught, but the apology is necessary to appease the uppity types.

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  22. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Funny Francis.

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  23. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Spurs, you hit it on the head. I agree with DG, he owes us nothing, but if he doesn't play nice with today's variou media outlets they will run him

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  24. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    *various *ruin

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  25. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    I still don't see how his wife can even look at him.

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  26. Francis BegbieApril 8, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    Well, I'm going to get something to eat. Have a good night Spurs and DG.

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  27. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    You too Francis. Thanks for stopping by.

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  28. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    i also agree with dg but the thing is that tiger is trying to re-gain our 'approval' so he can pick up some more corporate sponsors. tiger was pulling down around 300 million a year from winnings and sponsorship money. for 300 million a year i would send radio transmissions into outer space to apologize.

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  29. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    also, i wonder if dj was pissing his pants with delight when he saw this video?

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  30. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    What's up Anonymous? Pelican probably knows the culprit in the video.

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  31. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    And I agree with you on Tiger.

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  32. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    it might be dj's lost lost twin. shit, i made even 1/5th of what tiger made i would go to the comic con and speak to those nerds in vulcan to apologize.

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  33. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    *if* i made

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  34. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    I don't think Tiger cares that much about corporate sponsers. Here's the thing. The game and the coporations need Tiger. Tiger does not need any of them. Tiger is a Champion.. The fucking man.. The thing is he wants to break records and he wants to prove people wrong. He has always thrived under pressure. He loves haters.. and he loves to prove people wrong. Tiger's wealth is estimated to be over a Billion dollars. He's the first Billionaire Athlete.. and the Dude's only 34 years old.

    He doesnt need any sponsers.. He wants to WIN and thats the bottom line.

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  35. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    yeah but winning = money from sponsors. i can guarantee he wont work for free.

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  36. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Dude I'm not saying he's working for free. He's not begging to get back his sponsers. Nike's been with him from the start.. That's all that maters. The others will all come back after everything blows over.. It's the Kobe Bryant rule.

    I'm saying he could flip the bird at everyone and walk off the green this sunday and never play again.. He'll be fine.. while the PGA would be without what everybody wants to see. The greatest golfer of all time.

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  37. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    in a way he kinda is begging his sponsors by doing his apology tour. if he really didnt give a fuck then why go thru all this trouble of rebuilding his image or even coming back at all? fi you had 10 companies giving you a paycheck then all of a sudden you only had 2, thats a pretty big drop in pay. so of course he wants to win, just to get back or get new sponsors.

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  38. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    He's doing the "apology tour" cause he does want to repair his image. He wants the bullshit questions to stop.. So he's go to make his run (tour) to get all this BS out of the way.. So he can play in peace. He wants to play he wants to win. Money just comes with it all. HE'S A BILLIONAIRE,, he's 34 years old. Dude really just wants to play in four majors of golf every year. He doesnt care about the others. He wants to blow Jacks record out of the water in record time.

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  39. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    *going*

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  40. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    You have to admit though. The PGA needs Tiger. All the other crap really doesnt matter.

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  41. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    naw, the pga was around before tiger and will be around long after tiger. people said the same thing about jordan and the nba.

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  42. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    whoops theres my butt

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  43. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    the link to the ad is dead now and I would post a working one, but I can't find one

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  44. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    what ad?

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  45. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    Yes the PGA will be around.. But the high ratings won't be..

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  46. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    tiger's nike ad, anon.. and I agree that the PGA needs Tiger, but I don't understand why Nike is codependent on him. I can't see the ad, so I don't know what they are trying to say..

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  47. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    as we speak theres another tiger woods in the making. tiger can be and will be replaced. hes an athlete and they are disposable.

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  48. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    /thread

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  49. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    What's up Fl. Anonymous?

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  50. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    AZ Anonymous:

    Hey man, I stopped off at Exxon a little while ago, and the little "gangsta" dude (seriously, the guy was maybe 5'7" tops) wearing a Tap Out shirt. My phone was in my car and I waited for him to come out so I could snap his little pic. But being it's night it didn't come out very well.

    But I'm sure that guy is a MMA fighter.

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  51. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    And I agree about the Tour needing Tiger. The PGA will always be around, but he brings so much money and attention to the tour it benefits all the players.

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  52. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    did he have a tribal tattoo? and did he walked with bowed out arms?

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  53. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    No, he didn't. He had scraggly long hair though.

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  54. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    I'll send you the pic Anonymous.

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  55. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    you should have told him that he has the most awesome tapout shirt you have ever seen and want to take a pic of it so you can look for it later.

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  56. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    I should have. He looked at me when I snapped my pic. Of course, I had my window rolled down, so it was obvious.

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  57. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    Just sent it. It didn't come out well, but you can tell what he looks like and that he's wearing a Tapout shirt.

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  58. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    If you ever see some goof wearing a Tapout shirt, take his pic.

    That brand deserves to get blasted.

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  59. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    dude, you need to get the windows tinted on your geo metro.

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  60. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    I had the window rolled down man. I do have dark tint on my car. And it's not a geo, but that was good.

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  61. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    hahaha...it looks like that commercial for jack links beef jerky. the messin' with sasquatch thing.

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  62. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    It does. But you see his Tap out shirt right?

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  63. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:44 PM

    yeah...it looks like a china fake.

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  64. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    it looks like he has a mullet.

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  65. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    that pic reminds me of this pic:

    http://www.bigfoothunting.com/images/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

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  66. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    It does look like that pic.

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  67. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:54 PM

    I should try to sell it. It too bad it didn't take place at a pool, I could pawn it off as the Lochness Monster.

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  68. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:54 PM

    let me put that tapout shirt on bigfoot so you can send it in to the discovery channel. hang on.

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  69. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    I can already see the money pouring in.

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  70. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    dont forget about us little people.

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  71. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    I wouldn't.

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  72. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    Not that anyone is little. Except CBT. And the women.

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  73. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    Just playing around about CBT. He says he's 5'11" so it must be true.

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  74. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    I'm actually 5'10".

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  75. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    What's up Skeets? I believe it.

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  76. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:04 PM

    I am a high paid model after all.

    Sours, I just got done eating some mongolian beef... and now I'm eating some jelly-bellys

    What's up with you?

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  77. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    Jelly-bellys? Nice. And I'm just relaxing. I ate sweet and sour chicken for lunch today. It was supposed to be sweet and sour shrimp, but they screwed up the order. That's chinese twice this week.

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  78. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    You have big plans this weekend?

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  79. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:11 PM

    are you guys watching Tiger play?

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  80. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    Well I am co-hosting a bachelorette party for one of my best friends and tomorrow me and the kids and FMB are going to "Spring Fling" (fair put on by the UofA)

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  81. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    Spurs do you like curry or Indian food?

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  82. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    You mean now Astrid?

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  83. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    I'm definitely not watching Tiger, watching golf is like watching grass grow.

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  84. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    Sounds good Streets. So are you taking the day off tomorrow or is that for after work?

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  85. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    Oh I love Indian Food. Naan, samosas, Palak Paneer, chicken tikka masala, mango lassi... YUM!

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  86. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    I don't watch it either.. but I was flipping through the channels and I saw he was on

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  87. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    Yes I do like Indian food Astrid, though I've only eaten it 3 or 4 times.

    Do you?

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  88. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    I watched some of his play today just out of curiosity.

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  89. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    It's after work. I wanted the day off cause my kids are out of school but I can't cause my bosses are working at the home show, my kids have to come with me to the office.

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  90. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    Do your bosses care if you bring your kids?

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  91. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    My kids are very well behaved, so they don't mind.

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  92. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    I really like Indian food spurs... and Thai.. My sister wants me to try Brazilian, because he likes it a lot.

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  93. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    At least they are cool about that Skeets. Oh, and did you ever follow up with that one company that was hiring?

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  94. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    Yes Thai food is good too.

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  95. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    Yeah Sours. They take forever, it's a government agency... I'll hear either way, eventually.

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  96. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    My sister eats gross stuff.. she wants to eat octopus..

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  97. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    Oh Nam Sod, so good!

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  98. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    That would be great if you got the job Skeets.

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  99. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    Never have had octopus.

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  100. ElfieApril 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    Yeah it would be great, they would also pay for all my classes and my books and later for my children's classes.

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  101. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    Damn really? That's a good deal.

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  102. DGApril 8, 2010 at 11:28 PM

    I just saw Dear John. That was a good movie. Between that and Brothers makes me want to rethink my rule of never dating anyone from the military ever again.

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  103. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    You saw Brothers too? Was that good?

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  104. DGApril 8, 2010 at 11:32 PM

    I saw it about a week ago. It's really sad.

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  105. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:33 PM

    I've heard it was very well acted.

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  106. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    hey dg, have you heard of midnight meat train? it has your homebody bradley cooper in it.

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  107. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    homeboy*

    sorry about that.

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  108. DGApril 8, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    I have heard of that but didn't remember the name of the movie. I rented a movie called Night Train once thinking that was the movie and instead it was some weird movie where they would steal healthy body parts from passengers and sell them to sick people.

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  109. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    That sounds like a family movie.

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  110. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    did it star cbt?

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  111. DGApril 8, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    It was spurs. They took this one guy's blue eyes and put them in a child that was blind.

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  112. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:47 PM

    midnight meat train (sounds like a gay porn) has vinnie jones in it, a.k.a. bullet tooth tony.

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  113. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:48 PM

    i like those 'feel good' movies. lassie always makes me cry too.

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  114. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    yeah, im not kidding. i couldnt even sit thru all of old yeller without crying. sad movie man.

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  115. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    when i see a sad movie like those, i have to watch a comedy right away or else im feeling down for days. usually 8mm makes me laugh.

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  116. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    Well, I stand corrected.

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  117. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    Yes, 8mm is hilarious. What was that old lady thinking? She lived in luxury, let her dead husband rest in peace with his high tastes.

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  118. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    But what wasn't funny is them not showing that one chick getting banged, and then I guess the director cut out the actually snuff part?

    Not cool.

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  119. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    *actual* snuff part

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  120. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    Ingrate is what I would call her.

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  121. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    pussy ass director. some men like cigars, some men like snuff films...it is what it is.

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  122. DGApril 8, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    Old Yeller was the first movie I ever cried over.

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  123. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    Exactly. I mean no one gets harmed, what's the big deal?

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  124. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:57 PM

    nick cage did meet some strange fuckers during his investigation. really weird folks.

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  125. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    its just a good old fashioned gang bang with him watching.....and her dying. no biggie.

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  126. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    Yes he did. It was nice to see Joaquin Phoenix get all chopped up.

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  127. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    be right back...continue without me.

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  128. SPURS FANApril 8, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    That's exactly what it was and I would have told the lady the same thing. Right after I had cashed a few of her checks.

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  129. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:00 AM

    I have never seen 8mm.

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  130. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    You should check that movie out. It's a feel good movie.

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  131. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    And I just noticed you wrote you cried over Old Yeller?

    Did you cry when you found that fish face up in his little tank?

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  132. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    It is so nice outside tonight. I could seriously sleep on my balcony.

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  133. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:03 AM

    I almost did. But don't forget I cried when I sold my car.

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  134. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:04 AM

    Yes, I see it's 75 degrees there. That was the high here today. Right now it's 53, which it's weird to be that cold in April.

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  135. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:04 AM

    Yes, I know you cried when you got rid of your car.

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  136. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    I was watching it once when I was around 8yrs old and couldn't figure out how I could cry over a movie.

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  137. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    You were a smart kid.

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  138. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:07 AM

    you cried when you sold your car? why?

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  139. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    53 is too cold for me to even stand outside.

    My friend is trying to get me up to Minnesota because he said the weather is getting real nice now and he knows I won't visit unless it's warm. He thought it being in the 50's was warm. He is crazy and was informed I will only visit June-August. It's not my fault he lives in such a crappy state.

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  140. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:09 AM

    I had the car for awhile, moved across the country with it, and it took me so many places and never fell apart on me. It was like my Marley if you ever saw Marley and Me.

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  141. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    some dude i sold a car to cried when he bought it. but he was the original owners son...so i can understand that.

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  142. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Nope, not your fault he lives there DG.

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  143. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    I bought that car new too.

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  144. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    Anon, you didn't sell cars for a living too did you?

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  145. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    spurs only has like 240 payments left on his suzuki samurai.

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  146. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    naw, i bought old muscle cars and sold them when i got bored or tired of them...never did it as a living.

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  147. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    I have 239 left Anonymous.

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  148. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    His suzuki has windows he tinted himself too. I bet the windows are purple with air bubbles all over.

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  149. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    I just painted my windows black is what I did.

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  150. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    and he has a calvin pissing on a honda emblem sticker.

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  151. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    And I have some dice hanging off my rearview mirror.

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  152. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    just paint them black and scratch out a viewing block. thats all you need.

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  153. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    did you ever get that skull shifter knob from autozone?

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  154. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    I have it on lay away.

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  155. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    You should get some ed hardy seat covers.

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  156. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    *layway*

    And I already have seat covers. Nascar ones.

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  157. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    *layaway*

    Whatever.

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  158. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    you should ask santa for the spinning hubcaps.

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  159. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:25 AM

    You should take your ride down to south padre and pick up lots of underage women with cbt.

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  160. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    And get some gold windshield wipers.

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  161. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    I'll hook up my loudspeaker to my cigarette lighter and let CBT preach to the masses on the beach. That should bring in the women.

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  162. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    just dangle candy from the bumper and lure them beneath a pier or bridge.....from there its showtime!

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  163. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    Showtime indeed.

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  164. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    Yes, just let CBT do all the talking since he understands what a woman wants even if he was 43 yrs old when she was born.

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  165. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    Funny.

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  166. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    cbt wearing a suit made from squids and bacon??? that might be something worth watching.

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  167. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:30 AM

    You have to bring Drew too! But make him sit in the back. He may just ruin your chances with some of these girls if you let him talk.

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  168. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:33 AM

    I'll say he's CBT's agent. He could can set his alarm on his phone to go off every five minutes like it's ringing off the hook and act all important.

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  169. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:34 AM

    I could picture the three of you cruising the beach listening to Naughty By Nature.

    Hip hop hooray....ho!!!!

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  170. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    Just give him a blue tooth to stick in his ear. That should be enough to make Drew feel important.

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  171. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    or tina turner. they would all be singing along to 'whats love got to do with it'.

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  172. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    Drew will ask the chicks what they think of Melrose Place. But he'll ask it like he's hip with the times.

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  173. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:37 AM

    Drew will be wearing his half shirt that at one point said Spring Break Miami '84.

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  174. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:37 AM

    A blue tooth and shades and his ego would go apeshit.

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  175. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    I bet he was wearing that shirt when he met the astronaut and she was like, "Fuck off creep."

    But Drew just acts like there was no chemistry.

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  176. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    Give Drew a little credit. He would more likely ask one of the girls if they wanted to go to an nsync concert but pronounce it NA-SINK.

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  177. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    i can picture drew sitting in the backseat with his legs hanging over the side, drinking a warm schiltz while wearing a 1984 olympics - los angeles tshirt and cbt would be wearing a windbreaker outfit and boots....spurs would be wearing his speedo and ballerina flats.

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  178. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    Funny Anonymous.

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  179. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    The windbreaker outfit would be an assortment of colors too.

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  180. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    it would be like that movie 'the ringer'.

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  181. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:42 AM

    The Ringer was pretty good. The uncle was great.

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  182. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    the color block pattern? like this:

    http://shop.fruitionlv.com/uploaded_images/80sjacketps1.jpg

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  183. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    You're right. I could see spurs wearing johnny's outfit.

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  184. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1968216064/tt0267891

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  185. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    That is a great jacket! Sadly, I can really picture that in Drew's closet.

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  186. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    You two are comedians tonight.

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  187. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:46 AM

    just imagine 4 socks stuffed in front of his underwear.

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  188. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:47 AM

    i think it would look better on cbt. the contrast with the boots would be like sweet, yet spicy. it would say, 'hey ladies, i wanna get to know ya over hotdogs and vodka.'

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  189. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    And with spurs luck, one will fall out as he swaggers across the arcade to offer his tokens to an unsuspecting 14 yr old girl.

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  190. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    CBT is much smoother than that. And when he's done with them he'll say, "Sweetie, it's time for you to go. The Wind Spirit told me to end it. Be gone."

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  191. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    Drew's opening line would be "Did you know I once met the guys from The Dirty?"

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  192. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:51 AM

    You say that like you've thought about that arcade scenario DG. Or done it.

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  193. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:52 AM

    I still like that post he did after he met them. It was "there they were" and some other shit like their were from the future.

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  194. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:52 AM

    I still like that post he did after he met them. It was "there they were" and some other shit like they were from the future.

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  195. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:52 AM

    I just remember being that 14 yr old girl on vacation with my parents and creepy men would actually do that.

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  196. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    i can picture spurs walking the boardwalk with a pair of rollerskates draped over his shoulder. chicks dig athletes.

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  197. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    Really? That's sick DG.

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  198. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    All the comments disappeared now? That is so magical.

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  199. SPURS FANApril 9, 2010 at 12:54 AM

    Funny Anonymous.

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  200. DGApril 9, 2010 at 12:56 AM

    He will still keep his helmet and knee pads on to show the women that safety always comes first.

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